I’ve come across some bad ideas in my day. Hell, I’ve probably been the mastermind behind half of them. You’ve heard of the Pet Rock? Of course you have.
Me? I came up with the Pet Rock leash. If you’re like me, you hate it when your rock gets away. It only took off in the crackhead community and as you can imagine, that led to nowhere.
Stop Snitchin’ t-shirts? Yeah, I tried to promote the Start Snitchin’ campaign but that one went awry after I refused to give my name to reporters out of fear of snitching on myself. Needless to say, that business tanked too.
The point is, I know a bad idea when I see one.
Pink Kisses? Come on down!
*Price Is Right music*
What is Pink Kisses? Glad you asked. It’s a site intended to help women through breakups. I won’t do it proper justice so I’ll let them tell you. Here’s there mission statement:
To help women through heartbreak with all sorts of fabulous pick-me-ups. We’ll surprise you with chocolates, flowers, texts, emails, and our exclusive virtual gifts; we even have our own PK Life Coach to help you set new goals and a “Diva for a Day” experience where we spoil you with a fabulous, personalized photo shoot, to help mark a new chapter in your life.
At Pink Kisses, we want to change women’s lives by inspiring them to take control of their own fate and reminding them they are fabulous creatures that deserve to be spoiled… time and again.
Hey Panama, what gives? That sounds like a great idea.
*scratches beard*
By jove, you’re right, it does. Why however could I think this was a bad idea?!
Oh, right. Women, you have PAY for these services to make yourself better. You need an example don’t you? Of course you do. Basically, say Shakashawn breaks your heart. Boo hoo you. You are heartbroken. Yes, you have a broken heart, hence your heartbrokenness which is how you get a broken heart. Where do broken hearts go?
Hello, Brooklyn.
Well ladies, for $272 you can send YOURSELF some flowers, text messages, some chocolates, and a few other things to make you feel like a lady again. Oh yeah, some life coaching lessons and some posters.
Hmm…
So let me get this right. You got your heart broken so what you should then do is pay some chicks who probably have men to send you pick me up text messages and flowers and chocolates which are the very things that will remind you that you don’t have a man to do those things for you…from women. Look, I suppose in spirit this is a good idea but why would any woman spend money on things that a man who likes you would do in order to remind herself that she’s going to be okay? It’s like a vibrator without batteries. No return on investment. Forgive my ignorance but I can’t see how sending yourself flowers helps you get over a breakup. Flowers aren’t cheap. So you lighten your bank account to look at something in your home that your ex would have sent, but didn’t. But yes, you are liberated!
Viva l’azaleas.
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But ladies there’s hope. Apparently there’s a woman shortage in China - to the tune of about 32 million. You see, China has a one child-rule for certain peoples. And since female infanticide is an accepted part of culture due to the preference for male children, the Chinese done f*cked themselves (is this a pun?) out of the poonany. So ladies if you don’t feel like spending the money on a breakup kit from Pink Kisses you can go to China and find you a Chinaman. I’m sure they’ll be fighting over you hand and fist. That’s not a pun as I’m not saying all Chinamen are kungfu warriors, because they’re totally not. But I do know one thing, with that kind of shortage, there will be more wangs fighting of your sisters than you could shake a cat at.
What say you people, is the Pink Kisses thing a good or bad idea? OR is it a much needed tool to help women overcome a breakup? Guys, if there was a man version of this, perhaps with manly things in it, would you ever consider something like that to help boost your esteem…if nobody would ever find out about it?
And most importantly, ladies, would YOU date a Chinaman?
-VSB P aka THE ARSONIST aka TANGLE JIG P aka 40 P aka VITAMIN P aka GO KING BEEF aka GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRL HE A 3
The Chinese are merely taking (in some cases literally) women from other countries to help with the shortage. The only downside is that the Chinese seem to look down people of darker hues. My time in Beijing and Shanghai was not pleasant.
There’s a business in there somewhere, such as a matchmaker. You instantly have a max of 32 million potential customers.
They don’t like black men but they love them some black women.
Really?
~contemplates move to China. Shanghai? Hm…..
I’m so looking forward to visiting Shanghai… I actually want to go work there for like a couple of years or so… I’m in love with a city I’ve never visited… Lol.
I blame this book
I dunno SFG… I’m pretty sure Chinese men ain’t down with the chocolate either.
Yeah my coworker cosigned. I guess I’m wrong or just the ones I’ve encountered but it’s probably more sexual curiousity than “liking” black women. One of my besties is Chinese and her parents are racist as fu.
I’m first in line to date a Chinaman… as soon as I can find one at least 6 ft tall, min. 7 inch love organ, and a preferance for a vertical vajay-jay!
just jokes lol
LMAO!
Pink Kisses is a weird idea….
Mostly friends tend to help out in your moment of need. I can’t think of a male version for this other than random dudes taking you to a club or watching a football game.
By OKcupid standards: Trey Songz Concert
As for the sistas heading to China……Good luck. China has a lil negative view about people with dark skin, but don’ let that stop ya.
“China has a lil negative view about people with dark skin, but don’ let that stop ya”
Go to Macau! I lived in China for 6 months and Macau felt the most home with the Portuguese and black population….But seriously, what is up Pink Kisses? How is paying someone to send you flowers, texts, and what not gonna make me feel better? It would make me feel worse. Hell I’d rather just get no flowers than have to pay for it.
Thats good to know.
After I read about a young women who was singing on their version of America Idol and the offensive emails they made about her (I think she was half black but, her skin tone was a solid caramel).
Had to add that to the “If your not America, then your black a** is not welcome”
Folks be all kind of racist behind their keyboards. There are U.S sites that are AWFUL, and the usual trolls and dissenters. The thing is, if you never ventured there, it’s hard to know for sure. It’s nice to hear from folks who have been there. Thanks, Leila.
totally agree. in addition, it is kind of hard to generalise a country that has a poulation in excess of one billion. ignorance knows no borders.
*population, forgive me ’twas early in the morning
ignorance knows no borders.
Pretty much.
I loved living in China. I had some of my best times there. The thing about Asia is that respect is very important and people never talk about race. Forget the media and go there to experience it.
@Mr. Gundam
Yes, Pink Kisses is a very weird idea. I think that defeats the purpose of attempting to pick yourself up.
Now, the spoil day/photoshoot is a great idea with a side bar!
…..but then you wouldn’t need Pink Kisses
By OKcupid standards: Trey Songz Concert
Referencing recent posts of VSB? Priceless.
I tell you what… if they are that hi-strung on complexion/race when the pickins are that slim… they must be really close minded.
There is a male version of this.
Strip clubs.
In all seriousness though, I’ve heard of male lounges over in the East where women go to get their egos stroked. Kind of like that anime Ouran High School Host Club *cough*.
No sexy time, just a nice looking dude who says nice things about you.
I don’t think something like that would work over here though. We’re too sexual.
Wha-Pow!
Here’s an article about them : http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,193635,00.html
Didn’t they have something like that on an episode of CSI?
There is a male version of this.
Strip clubs
*ZING!
“There is a male version of this.
Strip clubs.”
*cackle*
Except dudes check strip clubs whether they’re single or not. Also, MANY of these men have the POV that all women are going to demand money or gifts, so why not pay for what you want directly?
Also, parts of India have the female/male ratio totally jacked up, if desi boys are your thing. I’d go for a muslim, though, if possible.
I’d go for a muslim, though, if possible
the weddings are as-tro-nom-ic-al. be prepared. lol.
a big effing COSIGN ! they are amazing!
Women do not need to spend money on flowers and chocolate after a break up. They need to spend money on a gym membership and a shrink (and maybe a pair of killer Loubitans sp?).
Chinese men are not appealing to me, I’ll pass.
“They need to spend money on a gym membership and a shrink (and maybe a pair of killer Loubitans sp?)”
Co-sign on the gym and shoes! That makes me feel better than a guy sending me flowers. Working out and shopping for shoes are 2 of my favorite things. Throw in traveling and I’m in bliss.
I agree with you Leila…. if you MUST invest, a great pair of Louboutins is guaranteed to make any girl happy…. While Pink Kisses is a (sorta but not really) good idea it’s a lie and it’s embarrassing. Buy flowers to brighten up your space, but don’t send yourself lovenotes that you wish were coming from your man. That’s just gross… There’s nothing wrong with pumping yourself up and tooting your own horn… doing so through Pink ladies or whateva they’re called is weird. lol
And you know I gotta co-sign this.
“They need to spend money on a gym membership and a shrink (and maybe a pair of killer Loubitans sp?).”
Right?! Flowers — much like said relationship — die. Quickly if you ain’t got no green thumb and whatnot…and depending on what the flowers are. But, if you keep it up…the results from the gym membership can last. And what better way to show off your newly toned-legs and overall Beyonce single lady-aura than a pair of Louboutins…with the money you were gonna use on his Christmas present (a new golf set or some other man-ish) because he broke up with you before the holidays? Ka-ching!
this is some 2520 shyt at it’s best.
vss’s usually call their girls put on her best f*ckem dress and hit the club scene for about a month or two and BAM over him. NEXT!
chinamen are too short.
how tall are you?if you don’t mind my asking…
sorry for just now responding but I’m 5’8 and love heels but for some reason I’m always being approached by men that fit under my arm! Can someone please explain this too me?
” I’m 5’8 and love heels but for some reason I’m always being approached by men that fit under my arm!”
Glad to know I’m not alone…LMAO
@ thatchic and miss t-lee
short men love tall women…i’m always being approached by the Arnold Schwarzenegger types,-i don’t want them that big LOL!
Right? Lol!
Agreed on all fronts.
I live in Cali and a lot of Chinese men top out at around 5’5” or 5’6”. I’m 5’7” and I stay in heels, so that’s a no bueno for me.
@Mo (VSS)
“I’m 5’7” and I stay in heels”
Same here. I’m 5’7″ and live in at minimum at 3″ heel.
i feel ya, i’m 5’3″ myself so it doesn’t really hurt me…
Hey I’m 5’4 3/4 (important!) so yup, it’s not a problem…
I do dig Asian boys though … but that’s probably because as my friends put it I was probably from the Szechuan province or a good Punjabi girl in my most recent past life.
Here in New Orleans we have a pretty large Vietmaneese culture ( i think i misspelled that ) and I got to give it to them.. some of the men are really REALLY hot… I mean, granted.. a lot of the Asian men I see are borderline thugg biker boys. But vietmaneese are on the darker side of Asian.. so that may be where the attraction is for me.
@lanieanna
Ya know I didn’t realize there was a lot of Viet in NOLA until I saw this documentary a few weeks back about their neighborhood and how they built it back up after Katrina.
I was suprised.
I’m not surprised at the big Vietnamese population in New Orleans… My country is a former French colony like Louisiana is, and my neighbors growing up were the Nguyen.
… A lot of Vietnamese (like the Lebanese) settled in old French colonies….
The owners of my new favorite Vietnamese restaurant moved to Houston from New Orleans after Katrina… But that man speaks of New Orleans with such fondness and nostalgia.
And I do like them thug biker boys with the Yakuza tatoos… (see what my friends mean??
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now which country is that?
I have a tendency to fall all out behind middle eastern or indian men (i know, I know) but they are usually short too. Like if naveen andrews was 6 in taller I would seriously consider stalking him
lol cosign @ vss’s usually call their girls put on her best f*ckem dress and hit the club scene for about a month or two and BAM over him. NEXT!
some asian men are fooooooooooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnneeeee tho. I’d be open to try if we mentally connect and he’s tall and handsome.
some asian men are fooooooooooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnneeeee tho
Please say that again! I have a Vietnamese colleague (Houston being kinda like Little Saigon really)… That boy is fine as frog hair! and tall too!
But like I said above, I’ve always had a soft spot for Asian dudes…
I cosign the hell out of this statement. Its one of the many reasons I love Houston. Fine men of every shade.
I’ve seen a few Vietnamese hotties that had me forget what I was supposed to be doing. Lol!
As far as paying to have someone send you gifts, that’s delusional! Why not just pick them up yourself, or treat yourself to something? Hell, if a man is what you want, hire an escort and keep it moving. Why deceive yourself and those around you?
Really Houston? Hmmm…maybe I need to make a trip to the big Tex. I’ve been to Houston and Dallas but only for a conference, etc so I didn’t get to enjoy it.
@SFG,
Houston has a huge Asian population.
In Austin, we have a big Viet/Korean population also.
Yes ma’am! Best kept secret in the US in my opinion… Houston is a really diverse city… There are all kinds of hot guys (and girls)…
Funny enough, only people who live here know about this…
Shoot, you can have Ukrainian food on Tuesday, Ethiopian on Wednesday, and Peruvian food on Thursday… There is everything for everybody.
SFG, you know your e-boo lives here, so that’s double-incentive for you to come down.
Bump whatcha heard. If I had disposable income and a man who did me wrong, I’d be all over Pink Kisses. It’s like a Love Santa you pay for. PLUS you really do need something to take your mind off of things right after a bad breakup or some shady dude doing you wrong. It might even be a good gift for your girlfriends going through it with some shady dude.
I’m mad I didn’t think of this idea first.
PLUS you really do need something to take your mind off of things right after a bad breakup or some shady dude doing you wrong.
um, aint that what friends are for? i guess if you don’t have any friends then you need SOMEBODY to make you feel better. even if it is some blonde white chick who will benefit from your heartbrak. white people stay winning.
“white people stay winning.”
I think this was Walmart’s first slogan before they decided they needed to be a bit more PC with their ish to rule the world.
Clearly I DON’T have any friends if YOU had to even ask me that.
Liz I’m shocked (which is weird considering Ion’t know you lol)… I mean you do know YOU bought that sh!t that’s being sent right? So why not just save yourself shipping and handling and pick it up yourself.
Now, if this service is for a friend buying the package for a friend then ok… Like I would use it for a homegirl going thru a break-up… maybe… naw I’d prolly just take her out and let her get drunk on my dime *shrug*
You know you bought it but you don’t know exactly what it is. There’s an element of mystery to it. It’s not like I went to 1800flowers.com and ordered me a bouquet. It’s still a surprise and still a distraction. Even one of the free virtual gifts on the site was pretty funny, and I’m sure a lil pick me up when in times of misery.
I dunno I get what you guys r saying, that’s what friends are for but sometimes when a guy situation is bothering you a lot, you DON’T want to have to keep whining to your friends about it, and harping on it with them. Sure, they probably do it to you too but nobody wants to be the wet blanket. You can take some solace from something else and this looks like it could do the trick.
OK *confession*… so I went to the site, because initially I just read Panny’s post and assumed I knew it all, but after checking it out I will say that that sh!t right there is ridiculous… LIZ do not let me find out you went to pink kisses for (basically) attention, hell you can save ALL yo’ money and come on here and we’ll send you tweets (well they will, those that tweet) and say nice sh!t to make you feel better for EVER.
As for Chinese men. I can’t tell Asians apart no way, so it don’t even matter if they’re single in large quantities or not. Much like white people, I don’t have time to dissect them all into little subcultures.
I could go for a Blasian though. Send them my way.
If them Chinamen looked like Chow Yuh Fat I might consider.
BUT………..for the past few years Chinamen have been overrunning my country (big up Trini!!) as immigrants #constructionkickbacks.And them is some ROUGH-LOOKING Chinese niccas. Considering that I ‘m a 5 and not likely to attract the Chow Yun Fat types, I’ll pass on the average Chinaman, thank you.
Blasians are hot! Especially chinese jamaicans. Something about a tan chinaman with a thick jamaican accent. Wow wow
The first time I ever saw that, it blew my mind. I saw a Chinese-Jamaican photographer on TV one time and when I heard his accent, it tripped me out. Kinda like the episode of No Reservations when he was in French Polynesia. Seeing Polynesian people with French accents was interesting as hell.
Yep, they’re everywhere in Jamaica. One of my man friends, we call him negga cause you’d swear he was a black man. His accent is extra thick and he loves his women black black. lol gotta love it.
Cosignin… there’s something very wrong o_O but VERY VERY right O_O (yow) about a Chinese Jamaican man lol.
i was 7 when i saw my first chinese/jamaican. i was confuuuuuuuused! like mom..he talks like you..but..isnt black! lol.
what an education.
and they have beautiful babies. and usually grow up to be beautiful peoples.
hmm.. potentially re-thinks my original position on the..
oh wait..
nevermind.
Sounds like there’s hope for Tiger to enter black america afterall.
How much you wanna bet Liz meant to say, “EXCEPT Tiger”?
can i say it for her??
EXCEPT TIGER.
the end.
*snort*
Good points. Blasians are probably the only thing I could dig as far as Asian guys go but I’m not sure if China has many of them.
Your absence of friends makes a lot of sense after that remark.
I could think of a much better way to spend almost 3 bills…lol Pink Kisses wow, gotta hand it to you for coming up with a clever(and really pathetic) way to separate grieving ladies from their money. Kinda reminds me of ladies in my former office who would send themselves flowers on Valentine’s Day. #soobvious. As far as Asian kats,I would entertain the thought if I met one who looked like Ian Anthony Dale. Yummy. I saw him on Cold Case (Japanese Interment Camp epi…lol) and was instantly in lust.
Or if I find one who looked like a former (married!) co-worker who was from Malaysia. He was 6’4, with an English accent and fine as all outdoors. Until then, I’ll stick with Black and Brown men.
$272 is pushing it. You can buy all that shit at Walmart for like $30. My self-esteem isn’t worth that much.
And Ian Anthony Dale was the best part of the ridiculously mediocre Tekken movie.
“I could think of a much better way to spend almost 3 bills…lol”
^Okay! ….MUCH better ways to spend that change indeed….
You already know. (no 112) *snickers*
@ miss t-lee
Dale is hot, i also like Russell Wong-super hot!!!
@ Yayer,
I feel like I’m gonna be following you around co-signing, lol! Might I add Takeshi Kaneshiro. He’s been in some good movies: House of Flying Daggers and Red Cliff. Side Note: Both, especially Red Cliff, are good a$$ movies!
@legitimate_soul,
‘Might I add Takeshi Kaneshiro’
yeah baby! i’m kicking myself for not knowing him! i’ll be sure to get those movies, thanks
Takeshi Kaneshiro is ridiculously hot.
Daniel Henney (Agent Zero from X-Men: Wolverine) is ridiculously hot. Honestly speaking sexiness has no racial boundaries.
Daniel Henney, yummmmmmmmm!
first time poster >_< anyhoo, I co-sign on Daniel Henney & Takeshi Kaneshiro. I'll add Mike Shinoda of LP (fans self)
WEEEEEELCOME!!
Mike Shinoda? is he half? couldn’t tell but thanks for lettin’ us know!!
Shoot, you and I both! Lol!
But well again, I dig the Asian dudes… My Asian friends are HOT!
…well now, if i was single right this minute you would have to hook a sister up!
Just say when! And I figure you are on the west coast right? Plenty of them that- a-way…
nope! this African be in Texas!
Say it ain’t so Yayer!! Where in Tejas dear?
San Angelo…
@Yayer Thanks for the welcome! Mike Shinoda is Japanese-American ^_^
I absolutely adore the choreography in House of Flying Daggers. The imagery was awesome. The storyline was good too, but the artistry was just out of this world imo.
Oooooh I forgot all about Rusell Wong. Thanks for putting him back on my radar.
Jay Chou (“Curse of the Golden Flower”) is also gorgeous.
I’m suppose to be working and all ya’ll got me looking up these FINE Asian men! My female co-worker is doing the same thing! Ya’ll done statred something todday!!!
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“I could think of a much better way to spend almost 3 bills…lol ”
LOL, well put. *daps the t-lee*
Ian Anthony Dale
Oh my! *grabs pearls*
I told you…lol
It’s not a game. Let me run into him somewhere.
I’ma be a groupie that day.
Girl! He could tie me up and force feed me noodles all day… and I ain’t talking lo mein OK! #TMI
wait noodles aren’t very flattering… DUMPLINGS! lol
*dead and gone*
Spring rolls? Egg rolls?
Okay…we’re going down a slippery slope.
“we’re going down a slippery slope”
I’mma leave this one alone LOL
Anthony Dale can get jumped! ….in a great way!
Who says a sistah gotta go to China? Asian men and black women are dating, loving, living, and raising families (and Yay them!). A Youtube search will show you photo montages and videos of some beautiful couples and their equally beautiful children. The China shortage had nuthin’ to do with anything! LOL!
Yes, I have been attracted to Asian Men and folks don’t have to limit themselves to China. Although it isn’t highly publicized, EVERYONE (all genders, races, and ethnicities) has more options than popular opinion is giving credence to. Everyone.
true, true,very true…
@legitimate_soul
Is your gravatar pic Misty Knight?
@Dash,
Yessir!
I’ve been attracted to Asian men too!and I get it alot too. Ive got chinese style eyes (not sure how) so that may be what it is at first glance. Ive got a casual date with a chinese friend(hes my cousins best friend) tomorrow and i know hes into me. Honestly hes very attractive funny and smart, all round very cool dude. Conversation is great. But I have to be honest I know we’d start getting looks and comments if we dated and ish and not sure I can handle that. I live in London and a few of my friends who’ve had interacial relationships with white guys have had to deal with people in the street making comments, esp black dudes, like ‘what a waste’ etc. His parents would prob have a fit anyway, they are very traditional..Just being real… Is there really a point if its not going to go anywhere. Technically I could date them, but hardly a chance of me marrying one. Countries who I hear have a history of looking down on black people scare the sh*t out of me. Some Eastern European countries, Asian, even South African men sometimes cos in my subconscious Im like, youre what, 30, so you grew up during apartheid (or you think black is less than..)…err….no thanks…
Still…been thinking about cancelling this date all week…
I love in London too. Usually its only the older generation that ever really make comments. I have dated a Filipino guy, Chinese, Vietnamese, and a Thai guy an I don’t really think about what people say…other than the older generation of Asians. Our generation is pretty lax, I think London is one of the easiest places to have an interracial relationship, people aren’t as hung up on colour as they are in America, or South Pacific, so If you like him and he’s nice, attractive, funny, then you should go for it. Good men are NOT easy to come by.
If not send him my way!
hahahaha
Hahaha…
You know youre probably right about London being relatively easy compared to other places. It sucks that it even has to be an issue though. Thanks for your comment It actually helps put things into perspective! Im going to go, we’ll see what happens, either way Im pretty sure im guaranteed a fun night !
Great blog by the way..
I think London is one of the easiest places to have an interracial relationship
I should have read your reply before posting a response. Lol!
I have dated interracially as well… and the people who are going to talk, were going to talk regardless. So yeah, please do you!
” I think London is one of the easiest places to have an interracial relationship, people aren’t as hung up on colour”
i will have have to agree.London is far from perfect, but i don’t find miscegenation to be that big of a deal here. Admittedly, though experiences vary.I agree with, adopefiend of just going for it. You never know until you try right?
I had to look up miscegenation by the way hahaha.. u learn something new everyday.
I’ve heard a few horror stories but to be honest its probably more in my head at this point. Maybe Im the one whos uncomfortable and no one will even notice lol lol . Im going to try it out anyway.
lol. that’s the spirit. now go out there and get your man. *salute*
London I think is a little more progressive than most other cities as far as interracial dating goes…
And I seriously think you should follow your gut as in do you like him, like him, and forget about what other people may say or think… There is always going to be naysayers on everything anyways, so have fun and explore your horizons!
i agree on London, but i think Europe in general (depending on which city you live in ) seems to be more accepting of interracial dating than America is…or at least that’s what my friends tell me…or is it that they are less fixated on race? ioknow
I think it’s a mix of both… and also the racial history is less heavy than it is here… Most European countries managed to do their dirt “away from home”… so the guilt/shame combo is less pervasive which in turn makes them feel more “liberal”…
And a reality is that most non-whites in Europe still have some ties even if really thin to a “country of origin”… and they got there for the most part on their own volition…
Long story short, it’s just a different socio-economic and historical context…
Good explanation! I was trying to explain this to a friend and I couldn’t put my finger on it. In Europe, men love women…period. I think they are much more aggressive than americans are. There isn’t a huge racial history there either.
Asian men and black women are dating, loving, living, and raising families (and Yay them!)
Exactly!!!
Shoot, if I was on the market, I would have probably ended up with an Asian dude… I’m surrounded by them. Lol.
Thanks Sula..Where and how are you surrounded by them lol..
I live in one of the most secretly cosmopolitan cities in the world (Houston) and studied a field in which they thrive… which means I have managed to make a lot of Asian friends… Two of my best girlfriends are Indian (from Bangalore) and Thai…
Go on your date and have fun!
Pink Kisses has a lot of potential as a business if it advertises itself as a gift. Girlfriends could chip in on giving their damaged friends pick me ups.
I would not date a Chinaman.
Dash, as a fellow comic reader, what
did you think of the new issue of Thanos Imperative? I am loving this series big time and the idea of a group comprised of Nova, Quasar, Silver Surfer, Beta Ray Bill, Gladiator and Ronan the Accuser is a damn good idea.
@CBG
Quasar, Silver Surfer, Horseface Killah, Gladiator, and Ronan…that’s a lot of power for one team. I don’t do cosmic stuff so riddle me this. Where are Alex and Summers and Rachel now?
@CBG
I meant where are Alex and Rachel Summers? No coffee yet.
Real talk, Wu, the Marvel Cosmic stuff since Annihilation has been the most consistent stuff they have put out over the past 10 years. Nova is one of my favorite books to read now and hoping they bring back a Silver Surfer book with a good writer. Alex is the leader of the Starjammers now that his dad is dead and him and Rachel are trying to get back to Earth.
@CBG
Not long after I got back into comics the X-Folks went after Vulcan so I just tuned out. ***Channeling Muppet Show Prompts*** “Mutants Innnn Spaceeeeeee” bored me a little.
The last time I saw Silver Surfer Storm’s old man put him the crossfaced chicken wing.
Surfer is now with the boss again. Galactus gave him more of Power Cosmic back and he serves the boss again. Yeah, the whole Vulcan space thing made me stop reading X-Men, too.
Get a room!
I have not copped issue 4 yet. I should get it sometime this weekend. I usually never read the cosmic stuff, but The Thanos Imperative has been good thus far, even if I had to spend a lot of time on Wikipedia to learn about some of the characters. When the Cosmic Abstracts showed up to fight I geeked out for a second before reverting back to my B-Boy stance.
“Cosmic Abstracts”? Great name.
Proceeding to Google bar
not sure why but the term “damaged friends” made me laugh out loud. mostly b/c its true.
“I would not date a Chinaman.”
Dayum. Close-minded, much?
Well aside from the cultural issues, height and gender considerations have led me to rule out Chinamen. I am sure most of them are not losing sleep about not being eligible to ride Dash Mountain.
Dude. Keep an open mind. Dash needs to be shared with the globe, no?
Uhhh… Dash correct me if I’m wrong (cause I’m confused) but I thought you liked girls/women/puddingtang?
@ Yeah…So
Uhm…I was thinking the same thing. So confused right now…
I am very much a vag man which is why I would not date a Chinaman.
Yeah, see Dash and I? Were doing that thing you do when you…joke around.
Lost in Translation FTW!
Aww did I just ruin the joke… And you know I thought y’all were just kidding at first but then Dash was like “Well aside from the cultural issues, height and gender considerations”… wait he did say gender too huh? I guess I missed that… sorweee!
@Yeah…So,
No problem! I’m sure when SOMEone reads this entire exchange, it’ll be funny to them. Mission accomplished.
i don’t know ’bout Chinese men, but i’ve met a few Chinese-American men who were really nice,intelligent,warm…i don’t know if it’s just me but i found the Asian dude who played the main character in ‘ninja assassin’ really attractive…did anybody else watch the movie?he’s not Chinese but…
i needed to add that dude is hot! i’ve never really liked hair on a dude but he wore it well…in addition to being chiseled, cool,calm and collected! and it doesn’t hurt that he kicked *ss!
*faints*
Coming to co-sign, lol! Yes, I saw it. He is attractive. It’s quite a few Asian men I have seen on the silver and small screen that are attractive. Seen some IRL too with swag, height, body, style….
yes, they do come in ‘bigger’ packages IRL lol! i shall look for more…i don’t find Jackie Chan attractive, but i do think he is funny,i guess for a man that counts for something…
Seen some IRL too with swag, height, body, style….
Run and tell that sister.
Shoo, I was watching ABCD on MTV for the hot Asian guys. Lol.
I dont usually comment, however i just had to this time. The main character in ninja assasin is beautiful and one of my favorite k-pop stars
His name is Rain, he is Korean, and he is a singer/dancer. His music varies from r&b to pop.
you know what’s up!
I agree. This is lame.
Better yet, it’s incomplete.
You know what would make me feel better after a break-up? Some Boris Idris Chestnut looking dude, taking me out to a nice dinners where everyone (ex included) will see me, listening to my story of heartbreak and woe, and saying things like, “Why would *any* man walk away from you? If you were mine, I wouldn’t be able to leave you alone for 5 min.”, “God, I wish you could see how beautiful you look tonight.” and “You know what? You were just too perfect…he was afraid he’d never be good enough for you. And he was right.”; watching chick flicks with me while he feeds me ice cream and bacon, and maybe killing some spiders and putting together some IKEA furniture. Perhaps some light cuddling and sexting as well.
You know…the boyfriend package.
That would be worth $272. Maybe a little extra thrown in if I want to include a drunken rant/analysis of my ex and everything he did to sabotage the relationship.
The Boyfriend Package you propose sounds a lot like hiring an escort, which is more than likely illegal in most states.
The purchase of Purple Kisses could form the basis of a decent “Taming of the Shrew” influenced romantic comedy.
I don’t think hiring an escort is illegal. I think it’s when you and the escort have sex have you still pay that makes it illegal. I’m actually surprised that the male escort service isn’t as big as it should be.
“The Boyfriend Package you propose sounds a lot like hiring an escort, which is more than likely illegal in most states.”
I say just mask it as a “win a date with so-and-so” raffle. Boom.
Sounds like a winner to me, lol.
Ummm….have you ever seen the “special services” section of the alternative newspaper in your city?
Like Dasher said, you might want to peruse the erotic services section of Craig’s List before it’s shut down.
craigslist is crazy with the shadiness. I can’t even sell my guitar on that site without drama ensuing. I’m sure not gonna trust some dude with my splintered heart.
“You know what would make me feel better after a break-up? Some Boris Idris Chestnut looking dude, taking me out to a nice dinners where everyone (ex included) will see me, listening to my story of heartbreak and woe, and saying things like, “Why would *any* man walk away from you? If you were mine, I wouldn’t be able to leave you alone for 5 min.”, “God, I wish you could see how beautiful you look tonight.” and “You know what? You were just too perfect…he was afraid he’d never be good enough for you. And he was right.”; watching chick flicks with me while he feeds me ice cream and bacon, and maybe killing some spiders and putting together some IKEA furniture. Perhaps some light cuddling and sexting as well.”
THANK YOU. The main thing they are missing is the…effing man-meat. Like, if you’re heartbroken over a man and you miss male-connection…why would a bunch of chicks and a pile of the girliest things on the planet make you feel better. No…the cure to a missing man is another man. It’s the law of averages or something. I have no idea what I’m talking about.
Regardless…this is a splendid idea and I kinda want to vote for you for our next President of this here United States of America.
No…the cure to a missing man is another man.
Yep, exactly! If you run for Pres, I’ll be your running mate. (I’ve seen what’s happening to B.O.)
*a la School Daze* “WAAAKKKKEEE UUUUUPPPP!”
I hate to rain on anybody’s parade… BUT, the odds of that happening… seriously? Do ninjas even know how to say dat isht? I feel like a mofo would choke and DIE before getting the first complete sentence out… ninjas are so, so, so d@mn insensitive these days (I’m sorry it’s been a rough week- NINJAS TRIPPIN!)
“Do ninjas even know how to say dat isht?”
Yeah, they’re called “actors” or “Tyler Perry film male characters.”
DEAD on my own post!
Duh, that’s what they’re being paid for.
Oh so you’re paying them… ok ok NOW it makes sense *hi 5*
I wasn’t thinking he was apart of the service… my bad.
Oh yeah, totally. It’s part of the Boyfriend Package.
For the record though, there are men (ninjas too) who say things like this, have even said variations of this to me…of course, this was *before* they became actual boyfriends and were campaigning for the role.
But I digress.
Uhn huh… Yuh see what I’m sayin! Girl I was grabbing my pearls (in amazement) until I got to “before”… smh.
Now about that boyfriend package it would even BETTER if he could be one of your ex’s friends too… yeah I don’t play fair.
I mean that could be the Black & Blue Package…but you’d have to sign a legal waiver releasing all staff from any liabilities aka the “OJ Disclaimer”.
Please patent that before Yellow Kisses comes and steal your idea.
What you describes actually is a whole lot better…. esc.ort services targeted to women. Yup.
Haha! I know right? Why has this not been done?
Chow Yun Fat can get GOT! ( Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon; Memoirs of a Geisha)
If you have seen the movie “Curse of The Golden Flower”, there is what I like to call “a pimp scene”.
It is a scene when Chow’s character had slapped the sh*t out of his youngest son and his hair was flowing in the wind…
It’s a hilarious scene.
Was it just me, but as visually stunning as ‘curse of the golden flower’ was, the movie was kind of a mess . I wasn’t a fan of gong li’s over acting either.
@Mimi
I thought I was the only one who called that a pimp scene.
It looked so fly. He slapped his son so hard his crown came off and magnificent hair went flowing in the wind in slo-mo. We were calling him Chow Yun Pimp for a loooong while.
I would absolutely date an Asian man. He’d have to be from the city and educated, because I am not going to work on someone’s farm. And basically, in China, if a man is from a rural area, that is what his wife will have to do.
I think Pink Kisses would be nice for people who feel it has benefit. As a gift I can see it working. From how it’s described, it looks like a periodic positivity that will make a girl feel better/pampered long after her girlfriends have tired of her being all blue over a Y chromosome.
” He’d have to be from the city and educated, because I am not going to work on someone’s farm.”
LMFAO not serious!
I’m sorry but for $272 I could buy someone to do that for me .Yes, buy someone. People are broke and would do that ish ..O…..o majooor side eye. That’s pretty sad that people pay to send flowers to themselves. Is there like a discount for repeated heartbreaks? A membership? That just doesn’t make sense to me.
Pink kisses=’dad has alot of money and will support any business idea i have no matter how stupid it is’
for real tho why would I spend money on something that will remind me of the jack*ss that broke my hurt?
Chinamen. . Chinamen I will pass on that(thank God am married) I stick to black men. Tho I have a coworker that has a thing for the sistas, he is over 6feet tall and hella cute too, married to one since college almost 15yrs now, i would consider someone who looked like him, after very much consideration or disappearance of brown men.
no thanks to all of that
im not normally overly sensitive to racial matters (meaning, quick to cry wolf), but i’ve had 2 very clearly racist encounters with some asian folk in the past 4 days and frankly its irritating enough to build a bias against being open to dating one of its members.
pink kisses sounds like the pron SFG was talking about in yesterday’s thread.
#POW!
really? geeez, i’m sorry to hear that ,hope you’re ok…i can see how you would feel that way too…
Dang and I didn’t get to send you the link. My internet got knocked out because of the storms. I have an early appt tomorrow so I will try to send before the weekend is up. You’ll love it.
And china man no likee yuh? Blacka peepul dont pay! You orda da barbeecu wibs and no tip! Lol…okay that was wrong.
“…I didn’t get to send you the link…”
I have seen a “special waterfall” scene before (I have an older bro who has a out-of the-world pron collection), so…um…yeah.
If I was a squirter, I think I would be embarrass about that sh*t. Poor man would like he have just gottne off of a water park ride. But, on the bright side, I won’t have the “who’s gonna sleep on the wet spot” argument afterwards!
But, I will admit, I would like to experience that sh*t once…just once. It’s on my ‘bucket list’ actually. Right in between “doing donuts in a cemetary” and “visiting Ireland”.
LOL! You’re my kind of chick. lol Yeah isn’t it amazing? Too bad we all can’t do that. That would go on my bucket list right next to giving Hu Jintao a wasabi hand job.
@yayer: yeah, im good. nothing that would have ended lives. but makes you stop sometimes, like wow – my skin colour is that offensive to you??
@SFG: bwhahahahahahaaaa… you are sooo stupid for that!! but honestly, i think its a perception that some of them hold.
yes, send please..i could use some..um.. well.. new viewing material.
@ KB
kinda reminded me of this
http://cocoandcreme.com/2010/08/plus-size-woman-charged-extra-at-georgia-nail-salon/
i feel like she was just being racist, i mean seriously…would she have charged her extra if she was white? or better yet Asian?
“but i’ve had 2 very clearly racist encounters with some asian folk in the past 4 days and frankly its irritating enough to build a bias against being open to dating one of its members.”
Aw, dayum.
I’d understand if you don’t want to relive it by re-telling the details, but what exactly happened, kb?
one lady kicked me and my sis out of her store after asking to purchase a plastic bag, she said she didnt want to sell to us. really? 5cents? a plastic bag? us? might as well said YOU PEOPLE.
last night at the Film Fest screening, this older couple sat down 1 seat from us. cool, that’s just theatre ettiquette. we had to move over, so they moved over. again. fine. but i had to get up and get some popcorn, when i was walking back – the utter look of blatant disgust on the ladies face and her acting like i was going to drop an elbow on her as i passed by was just beyond..and it wasn’t even me who caught it, it was my girl who was sitting 1 seat down from them. like she wasn’t even trying to hide it.
funny thing is, things like that happen quite often, whether its overt or subtle. sometimes i just shrug it off, but sometimes..its like ninja, my money is the same as everyone elses.
but alas…
Dayum. And interesting.
Mama Cheekie and I decided to humor this Cantonese place we never been to (and heard their food was good). We walked in and the hostess is sitting down. She looks at us with this mean-mug half-smile type face and is like, “Yes?” I’m like, “Two, for here”…she’s like “Um…sit where you want”. Granted she still ain’t get up. (dis bish is lucky I’m starving and I heard the food was so grand). We browse our menus and she asks Mama Cheekie is she ready, but Mama Cheekie doesn’t understand her because the bish was mumbling. She then says, LOUDLY and with effed up tone, “ARE. YOU. READY”, Mama Cheekie says, “No.”…looks at me and says “Let’s go.” And we proceed to leave.
Trick, you ain’t the only place in town. We went right down the street to Olive Garden. See? White folks DO stay winning. SMH…
I’m sorry KB…you should have farted in homegirl’s face as you scooted by…then said “Run tel DAT!”
nah..i just thought to myself..they prob paid to see the movie and i was on dat sponsor/vip status. and was lookin noice in my red shoes and cute dress with pockets.
#POW
@KB and @Cheek
Dats isht is crazy… AND I LEAVE IN THE SOUTH!- smh
I’ve heard crazy stories about how the woman shortage in China is so bad, men will pay to get a woman kidnapped, then damage one Achilles tendon so she’s too crippled to run away but is able bodied enough to do housework.
While India and China may have too many men due to sex-selective abortions and female infanticide, Western countries are going to have the opposite problem in about 20 years due to sex-selective fertility treatments. The majority of people who do this are trying to have girls.
“I’ve heard crazy stories about how the woman shortage in China is so bad, men will pay to get a woman kidnapped, then damage one Achilles tendon so she’s too crippled to run away but is able bodied enough to do housework.”
Wow, I heard this too! Can’t tell you where I heard it from, but this does sound familiar…
Pink Kisses… I’d say it was a bad idea, unless it turns out to be successful. Then I’d say it’s ingenious. However, unless it comes with a 6’3″ chocolate man, I can’t say I’d invest in the services. Can’t you do all these things for yourself without paying a company, and what about your actual girlfriends who are supposed to do some of the comforting for you anyway, free of charge? And what if you got dumped because you’re physically unappealing and you don’t want a photo shoot? Spare me the pink, purple, or red kisses. It sounds a little like veiled lesbianism anyway.
Ah, A man of a Chinese descent. I won’t rule anything out, especially if dating him will save me hundreds of dollars on the Rosetta Stone for Mandarin.
“Pink Kisses… I’d say it was a bad idea, unless it turns out to be successful.”
Yeah, I thought about this and when I say it’s a stupid idea…it is more so on the assumption that a woman would pay to have another woman send her flowers. Which makes that flower receiver the true stupid one. But, from a business standpoint…ya know, it is really easy to take advantage of a vulnerable woman. We make silly emotional-based purchases all the time. I would be surprised if they found some way to emotionally manipulate a whole gang of women and profit from it, thusly.
cheeks, you’re right….. I’m trying to find some way to incorporate soul food into this equation, seeing as black women LOVE soul food…. shiiiiiiiit i’m trying to make a profit.
HAHA, good look.
Women can’t find random men to buy stuff like that for them? Simps are a dime a dozen…easy to run game on, too.
Men tend to have to fend for themselves immediately after breakups, for the most part. After my first breakup, one of my friends (who, actually, is Asian) took himself away from a party to help me over it. Second time another friend of mine took me to a party. Other than those: shoot. It’s hard out here for a pimp. Three 6.
If I want to spend $272 for some frivolous coping, three letters would come to mind: Kay…Oh…Dee.
As far as anyone looking for anyone, get it how you live (Hot Boys) – just remember each preference you have limits your available pool. Shoot, about one in five men are Chinese. Take them and the Trey Songz fans out of the equation and that pool dries up real quick.
Sheer numbers say to give them a chance. That Asian friend of mine? Six-figure salary, house outside Cincinnati, just had his third daughter. I was best man at his wedding five years ago. Me? More single than a loosey. Cue the violins.
I love me some China men!
Pink kisses though… not so hot. Sounds like a way to make myself feel worse. Even when my friend’s send me flowers after a hard break-up, it’s worse. Like you mentioned, it just makes me remember that ‘he’s’ not sending them to me…
I’m wondering if that would make a nice parting gift. Give her the old “it’s not you, it’s me” then be out. The flowers and gifts would still be from me and could help to asuage her grief at the loss. More importantly, I could be relieved of the guilt of breaking her heart.
Then again, why spend $272 on someone who wasn’t good enough for me to begin with. Nevermind.
Many sisters may not have a natural loving feeling for Chinese men but based on those OKCupid numbers, I would prog-nos-ta-kate that if those gender numbers were reversed some brothas would be majorly hittin’ on some Chinese women.
And somebody needs to help me get a picture next to my posts like someahya’ll have.
…i think it’s gravatar.com,i think…
People need people but DAM if this business thrives it might mean chicks are really really insecure and needy. It sounds like a highschool move to do something like this except I didn’t have 200 + dollars to spend on foolishness in those days. Approval seeking who eers hoarding low self esteem. I stepped in some dog crap this morning; Pink Kisses. I’m catching heat at my job; Pink Kisses. I’ve been chugging nuts for 2 yrs and he won’t marry me; Pink Kisses.
“I’ve been chugging nuts for 2 yrs and he won’t marry me.”
Hey beautiful, where have you been all my life?
Dude, you know how I feel about this. Pink Kisses can aptly kiss my cheeks. This is some Theo Huxtable-level dumb. Antoine Dodson is in some non-projects posh home right now shaking his head at the dumbology of this hot mess. For real.
“So let me get this right. You got your heart broken so what you should then do is pay some chicks who probably have men to send you pick me up text messages and flowers and chocolates which are the very things that will remind you that you don’t have a man to do those things for you…from women.
Yeah, I have no idea how paying a bunch of vags to send me flowers and goodies to make me feel better about the fact that I don’t have a man sending me these things. That’s like losing my iPhone and having Cricket send me a cardboard cutout of an iPhone talmbout, “Forget about them Apps! You’re better than them! Welcome to 1989 and please enjoy your Zach Morris phone with our blessing!” Um, negative.
As for the China man/woman rate discrepancy, see this is just a CNN special waiting to happen to show single Black women once again, why we’re ultimately f*cked. I can see the title now, “Asian Non-Persuasion: The Plight of The Single Black Woman Who Has Nobody But Has The Option Of Chinamen, Yet Records Show They Don’t Want Them Anyway So Che Sarŕ, Sarŕ” As for me, I can’t say I’ve been attracted to many Asian men (dude from Lost was hot I guess), but maybe I haven’t seen enough of them? But, like any other race other than Black, it’s not my first choice yet I try my best to open to it. It’s the very least I can do. *stillkanyeshrugging*
As long as Soledad O’Brien hosts, I’m watching. She could host a special on water freezing and I’d be right there.
I want CNN to do an all woman talk show with Soledad, Fred Whitfield, Aisha Sesay, and Suzzane Malveaux and call it Milfy newswomen of color and I would watch it! Between the intellect and Sesay’s accent I would probably dvr that shit.
Co-sign. That would be a DVR staple.
That would be a great idea.
Blow “The View” out of the water.
Dude, you should pitch it to them. Seriously. I will watch it… and I am a girl.
@Cheekie
For some strange reason, every time someone (whether if it’s a CNN news expose or an Essence Magazine article) mentions the ‘plight of the single black woman’, Sam Cooke’s “A Change Gonna Come” always plays inside of my mind, as if that is the official theme for us single black women.
I wouldn’t say Pink Kisses is a bad business idea, because there will always be somebody who can benefit from it.
But, I would like to know…
What ever happened to listening to sad songs while crying, eating the whole August 2010 inventory from the Entermann’s factory, watching “Waiting To Exhale” and whining to your girlfriends about your “trifiling” ex?
Or listening to Sade in the dark…*sigh* I don’t need a website to help me through anything.
At least crying in the dark is productive.
Whatever you do, don’t take advice from hoodrats/chickenheads.
them chickenheads be crazy!
LOL!
Is it just me, but I don’t want no sad music after a break-up. I wanna listen to headbangers…I want hip hop, I want to turn it up loud and go do something! Go get a drink, go to a movie, whatever. I enjoy my own company and have absolutely no problem doing my thing dolo if none of my friends can come with.
FYI, studies have shown that listening to, and especially singing along with, Blues (of all things) actually cheers you up and gives you more energy. I’ve tried it; it works.
i don’t believe you ( you need more people)
i actually think it’s supposed to (and actually does) the opposite, make you feel worse…
Is it just me, but I don’t want no sad music after a break-up.
Nope, not just you! I want to listen to House or Techno or something fun and light and didn’t I say fun…. maybe that’s because 80% of breakups were of the “Finally, I can breathe” variety…
“maybe that’s because 80% of breakups were of the “Finally, I can breathe” variety…
”
^Same here!
$272?
I should charge less and give them the single, straight, educated, black man experience for about $150.
Bwahahaha @ the single, straight and educated black man experience.
Y’all kill me on these innanets.
Um, I don’t know about all black women but Asian men loooove me long time. There’s always some china man winking at me and trying their hardest with “you bwuutiful” lol. There’s also a bomb @ss sushi stop by my house that me and the mini me hit up on wednesday nights. The owner LOVES me and the bar chef makes all kind of creations for my daughter so it’s turned into a dysfunctional fam night. Great people. Being that I have a strict height preference and a love for amistad, it’s hard to say I’m always a go. I do have a vietnamese side piece who is mega hot and dying to get atcha girl. I’m teasing him to the fullest and don’t feel bad one bit. (He’s a gluten for punishment?) Plus he thinks he’s all that so he deserves to be humbled alittle bit. Effed up? Yep I know. One thing I can say is they are some freaky mutha fugs which is right up my alley. The only thing is they don’t drink because they get oober red which makes me feel like an alchoholic when I drink around him. Not ALL asian men but many and I know many in South Fla. Where am I going with this? I haven’t got my coffee yet. Good morn-ting.
Oh and side note:
If you’ve ever been to China or seen that HBO documentary you would know that there are alot of effed up things going on in China. Pure sickness! It’s really sad. I will be back to expound on this.
Good Lord you are funny. Good morning. China is doing some effed up stuff over there. Coldplay was banned there because of their song “Spies” because the government was paranoid. Crazy. Not surprised that Asian men find you attractive. Hell, any man for that matter.
Thanks eboo! I don’t think so though, other vss are commenting on how racist they are. Plus most of the chineys I know are Jamaican so maybe that doesn’t count. Yeah China is a sick country…not talking about the people but the government is terrible. Their government is so screwed up that some poor people resort to extremes like selling/killing their babies. Not to mention child porn/prostitution is rampid in China. Again, I’m not saying all but these are outlined problems in China. This documentary I watched was showing how “cold hearted” many people are because of their culture and strict government. It’s all about the dollar and at the expense of human rights. Like I said upthread, I would love to give Hu Jintao a wasabi hand job. Something is seriously wrong with that dude.
@SFG
“…If you’ve ever been to China or seen that HBO documentary…”
Are you referring to a documentary about the orphaned baby girls in China? If so, after watching that one, I wanted to adopt a baby so bad, even though I wasn’t the most desirable candidate.
Pink Kisses will not work for men. Women need their emotions soothed after a break-up so Pink Kisses works best for them. After a break-up some women drop all standards and role with anyone and anything that makes them feel better. The male version of Pink Kisses is called the tata bar or running through mad chics until he thinks (not feel) he is over the ex. The closest thing that I could think of for a male Pink Kisses would be a “Swag Back”. For $272 you can get 3 women that can cook a good meal, and have donks and tatas twice the size of your ex.
I’ve never been to China but from what I understand women may fair better in the city than in the rural areas. What about the height issue? I thought women preferred men that were 9’24”? How would that work out with Asian men? Actually Black women are fortunate because a man is a man regardless of race. For a Black dude that likes Black women and their distinct physical features we are limited to Black, Latino, and some Middle Eastern women.
I’ve started jotting down notes to come up with a service for dudes. For $50 dollars you can get the “She up and left my a** like she said she was gonna survival pack.”
Just log onto the my web page to be named later, enter your billing info and address and in a few hours an Agent of M.E. will deliver the following:
1. A 12 pack of the beer of your choice. (This can be substituted with a bottle of the brown or white liquor of your choice. Mixer included)
2. A dozen wings.
3. Some self respect.
4. An r &b mix cd featuring Lenny Williams’ “Cause I love you” Z.Z Hill’s “Down home blues” and Anthony Hamilton’s “I’m a Mess Right Now”
5. A pre paid burner so that you can call your moms. (Seriously, you know want to call your moms.)
6. A free pass to your local juke joint, hole in the wall, or strip club.
7. And finally a pound and head nod from the Agent.
This can be yours for only $50.
I would like to read about your “N*ggas Ain’t Sh*t” break-up survival pack for the ladies. But, if you are delivering it to a hoodrat, make sure you add a pre-paid phone card, so she is able to call a friend to bail her out of jail.
@Mimi
Actually I’m considering adding the question “Are you a hoodrat?” on the form for the ladies. If the “yes” box is checked the web page will block that i.p. address. I can’t have my highly trained female Agents dealing with hoodrats. Do you have any idea what that would do to my insurance premium? If I have to pay hoodrat insurance that would ruin our dental plan.
I hatechu lots, Wu.
@Cheekie
Liar!
*sigh*
You’re right.
I’m busy teaching today but I just wanted to say to all the lovely VSS’s who love us, we love ya back.
and once again my comment just decides to pick a random spot to end up in. SMH.
@Shay
Make sure your page loads all the way because sometimes the comment box gets cut off. It’s always at the very bottom or at top with “add a comment”.
So you’re chinese? Well I love you and your fabulous food.
@Humble_One
A man is a man?? Since when? Much varies per ethnicity the same as it does for women. You like donks? Well I like wangs (and I aint talmbout chicken) so it’s not the same across races.
I’m a halfling. I’m half Viet and half White. Though, I was told by my father that a long time ago, that our family lineage had roots in China, but they picked up and moved to Vietnam.
But anyways, we make pretty babies.
Rrrrrrr… I bet you do 8)! There was something very tantalizing in that… and I liked it… boy don’t make me inpregnate you thru this interwebs. *considers voyage to China* YeahSo get it together girl!
8.)
it’s suppose to have sunglasses on it. UGH!
LOL, I love how normally people try to list the number 8 and it ends up being the sunglasses smiley, but you actually TRIED to make the sunglasses smiley and it just put the 8. Friday is the best.
blasian babies are beautiful! Hell, asian babies of all ethnicities are cuties. I cosign this statement although breeding with my vietnamese side piece is a def negative. lol
If you like wangs you should love Chinamen.
“I thought women preferred men that were 9’24”?”
I know I said I hate Wu, but I HATE you, Humble. *dies laughing*
I actually met my husband on a business trip to China!
His family was very skeptical of me at first, but I guess when they realized my intentions were honerable (*giggles*…just gotta laugh at that), they were super welcoming.
fyi: Japan likes them some black women too. …mostly in Toyko…
I hear their d*cks are really small?
a friend of mine told me some of them have ‘em bigger than you would expect…
Oh ho ho….your friend was RIGHT.
“…Japan likes them some black women too. …mostly in Toyko…”
I am a fan of videos that showcase the reggae/dancehall culture in Japan, so I am not suprised.
Pink Kisses? Hmmm I’ll pass. If I’m going to spend money on making myself feel better, it will probably involve shopping, or taking up a new hobby…probably one of those strip tease classes–you know, something fun that will occupy my time and also make me feel good. I just don’t think sending myself flowers would do the trick…I mean after all, how much of a surprise is it when you know that you ordered them? No thanks.
Its an excellent money making venture…but, its a rip-off to the women who will subscribe to this foolishness.
Send the money to me. I will call, txt and have dinner delivered to your house. LOL! smh.
I wish I might give Pink Kisses my money. I can shop for myself and not feel like a loser at the same time. And no…I wouldn’t date a chinaman.
I would so date a Chinese man.. But he has to be a Chinese thug, know how to shoot an Uzi and let me wear my biker shorts on the back of his Ducati.
Pink kisses would just remind me that I no longer had anyone. It’s not just the gifts that guys give you, it’s the emotions behind them and the fact that you know they are thinking about you. Pink kisses is only doing these things because women paid them which isn’t the same and it’s actually pretty sad.
I could never move to china. Their government is worse than ours and their accents/looks do not turn me on.
LLS but seriously I came across this dude who used to work in this liquor store in the Penn Branch shopping center… dude was the fionest asian man I have ever seen, dude was like that for real.
He was a rare mix of vietnamese and chinese and said his look threw some other asian folk off. Then he was fit as a mofo, diesel, a nice height, at least six feet, had dimples and a nice fly style. He was the sh*t… I used to go in there to flirt with him but I think he was married his name was Lem. LOL..they don’t come like erryday fo sho
*edap* Right? Mine looks like that and he is darker than me…nice dark bronze skin and broad shoulders. Just beautiful. I can def appreciate exceptions to the norm.
Mmm…brings back memories…
My F.A.A.M. (foine a$$ asian man, for short) was a delivery man for a near-by take out restaurant. Whenever I ordered from that place, I made sure that I wore something short and extra tight. LOL
Its a few of them out there!
I thought Bruce Lee was fione, a tad skinny albeit muscular, but fione, a very handsome face, RIP…Bruce was just DOPE all the way round!
My new pedi dude is cute and funny, Leon, a vietnamese dude named Leon LLS..he look like an asian gangster Johnny Depp
Since we sharing stories and all…. I was at the laundry mat folding my dun-di-duns/chonies and this tall, well built, foine Asian guy walked in to do his laundry as well. You know how you feel something and you turn around? Well, dude looked me up and down and made me blush and feel the heat. My inner thought was “Well gotD*mn!”. Following behind him with some bags of laundry was his equally foine brother.
@Orange, Yes, there was something about Bruce Lee. Plus, there are some interviews with Bruce and him talking about “being like water” that shows just how charismatic he was.
Now where is the laundrymat you speak of? I’m just saying you did say there was a brother.
Oakland, CA. Just like folks mentioned with the Jamaican Asian folks there are Asian folks in Oakland that if they are talking and you close your eyes, you’d think they were black on voice alone. Chinese, Korean, Vietnamese, Laotian, Asian Pacific Islander, Phillipino, etc. etc.
You are so right. I noticed that the times I was in the Bay Area. They just as hyphy as the black folks.
Funny you say that. I’ve gone out with a couple sistas, and they’ve told me to shut my black a*s up or sit my black a*s down. It always makes me cackle…and it’s good because I’ve got them caught up in the moment so they’re not necessarily thinkin’ race and they just say the first thing that comes to mind. Especially if they’ve not dated outside of their race before
Mmmmm… I need a boyfriend… these comments have got me thinking THE MOST!- smh *checks flights to the Bay*
Let a sistah know if you in my neck of the woods
lol… no doubt
2 fine brothers? Girl you should have tossed them a quarter and said “I wanna ride that train!!”
Gurl! I had to pack my ‘ish up and break up outta there before I tackled them and got in trouble-trouble….The glance dude gave me was so chexual on some, “Girl, you just don’t know”, and my glance back was in surprise like, “Word?”. Plus, he looked 19 or 21 years old. My inner sensible woman was like pack yo’ ‘ish and go! I try to listen to her, ya know. I finished folding my delicates and bounced.
But I would have forgiven you doh!!! Go back girl! Go back!! lol
Aw girl…you didn’t get the number(s)? LOL
@ Miss T-Lee,
Girl, I wasn’t trying to be Aruh Kelly. Plus, I was listening to my inner sensible woman. I still remember them though, lol!
yeah you don’t forget a fione cool mofo, you just don’t LLS!
I see you Sula.
Oh! I understand now girl. Can’t be down with statutory…LMAO
Ok, story sharing time. My very fine, very tall, very b-boy Korean colleague… We met at the airport… going to a conference for work.. I peeped him from afar… I mean dude is movie star fine, and friggin’ smart to boot… You know I was thinking Up in the Air the entire time….
Oh my! I don’t think I could have standed that! I mean, there is just something so magnetic about individuals who just Ion’t know are not what you expect at face value… case and point: “very fine, very tall, very B-BOY Korean colleague” WHAAAA? Uh CALL ME!
i’d pay for pink kisses if they renamed it dark kisses and sent a nice lookin’ brotha with full lips and a nice firm grip to my house. jeffronte is no longer pulling his weight (looks at gem & ivy). wait, did i just suggest prostit*tion? well, slap me and call me a ***. where’s my winter boo?
Wait…I was kinda excited bout your newest man-meat, Miss Patterson! No go?
“i’d pay for pink kisses if they renamed it dark kisses and sent a nice lookin’ brotha with full lips and a nice firm grip to my house.”
YES. You win at ideas.
“wait, did i just suggest prostit*tion?”
yes
wait..what??? whahahappen miss p???
Oh wait…there IS this cute Asian at my job who works in our mailing department. He looks like Sonic the Hedgehog, but he’s adorable.
i LOVED sonic the hedgehog.
i would buy a sega genesis system JUST for that game.
#truestory.
So did I. I played nothing but that and Mortal Kombat. Oh and The Lion King.
I tried dating a chinaman once…lets just say I probably wont do it again (ever).
you know I have to wonder if the “package” is adequate honey… LLS….you know they say asian men are the smallest *shrug*
I like the idea of doing nice things for yourself, but I’d never pay anyone to send ME flowers. I can do that for myself. It seems as if the makers of pinkkisses want you to run away from your problems, instead of looking inside and helping yourself heal.
Whenever I’m a bit depressed I go shopping, I go to parties, and I work out.
Thats all a girl needs in my opinion.
Man this post was funny as heyuuuh. *pats curl cap flips knitted scarf*
you know them Koreans eat just like ni99ahs do. pig feet chitterlings chicken feet all that sh!t.
noooooooooooooooooooooooo, no they don’t, in alot of asian countries they eat anything that moves, anything that is alive and moving is considered food.
that scares me a little…
Cosign, I’m in SKorea right now and they surely eat like black folks. Evidence item #1. In my village there are no restuarants but a place where you can get friend chicken and beer. It’s the one type of food you can get ANYWHERE in Korea. Evidence item #2. I went out with some work colleagues, after a night of drinking soju and eating fried chicken (they seriously go hard with it) we walk up to the Family Mart (aka Korean 7-11) and they proceed to buy, heat up ( In the microwave) and DEVOUR some pigs fit with chopsticks *smh*
Feet**
Koreans eat exactly the same stuff as black people. My so-ko patna’s eat more ribs than anyone I know. I don’t even eat ribs or fried chicken but they will tear it up 7 days a week. If more people knew this we would surely have more blasian babies running around.
I dated a lady from Tokyo in 2008. In retrospect, I think she used me for sex…not that I have an issue with that or anything. Thinking this had evolved into a relationship I made the mistake of trying to hold a conversation with her and the topic of pain during child-birth came up. I asked what she would think of an elective Cesarean to avoid that and she flipped out, told me I was disgusting, had no respect for women or what they go through during birth, that I have no understanding of how distressful that procedure is to the unborn childtold, and said I have no business becoming an EMT. As she kicked me out of her condo I could only muster up a facial expression of “WTF just happened?” Live and learn I guess.
Well dayum….lol
This whole story made me scratch my head.
*waving* What up Cab?
‘This whole story made me scratch my head.’
me too
@Yayer / @ T-Lee: Yeah, me too!
@T-Lee: What up! How’s school?
School? It’s going…challenging semester, for real!
Maybe after this semester we can have another H-Town get together, we’ll hafta make Sula plan it again…LOL
Hope all is going well for ya.
*j/k Sula…or am I?
@ miss t-lee, Cab, Sula
ya’ll be wrong! you dun make plans but don’t let a fellow Texan know? now you know ya’ll be wrong for that…
*stomps off*
*and pouts*
*waves to my fellow Texans*
I say YES to another get together… Matter of fact, Monique and I were discussing October as a potential/possible date for a get together so let a sista know what works for you (mssula79@gmail.com).
♪ Down South is where I stay
Switch 4 lanes
Never the same
From the Antoine to MLK
These H-town boys like to swang and bang ♪
Damn, frat. You meet some interesting women, to say the least.
Unfortunately!
Dat beesh sounds heyal emotional (read: bat crazy)!… and bipolar?
I concur!
She was cwazy! I would have invited her over just to kick her out. Maybe a throat punch. I dunno. Btw, I didn’t forget about pof. I have no internet at home until tomorrow a.m. storms knocked out tv/cable
No internet or cable? That’s gotta suck…a whole evening w/o xvideo!
You know what I did? I read. Yep. I have book case of books but I read them all already. So I played free cell on my comp…then solitaire. Yep -_-
Pink Kisses, it’s such a bad idea, it’s genius. Granted I wouldn’t pay for such stupid shit, there is definitely a market for these “services” and the fact that Lil wayne keeps getting chicks knocked up indicates that there are plenty o’ stupid b*tches who can easily be parted with their panties and eventually their money. i only wish I had thought of this idea first–money sounds real good right about now. And as for the chinaman, i generally don’t discriminate in the dating game, but i’m gonna have to say negative son. i have a dog, and chinamen (the ones born n bread in china at least) can’t be trusted around small furry creatures. If you watch the travel chanel, you know i don’t lie!
‘i have a dog, and chinamen (the ones born n bread in china at least) can’t be trusted around small furry creatures. If you watch the travel chanel, you know i don’t lie!’
LLS!
now you know you wrong for that!
I heard somewhere that it’s actually a mandatory for every Chinese citizen to learn Kung-Fu. So, there may very well be fighting involved for the women who choose to go to the far east, looking for love.lol
Personally, I don’t want some dude who only wants me as a baby making factory. :-/ And, to be fair, Chinese people aren’t just racist against Black people, they’re racist against anyone who isn’t Chinese. They don’t even like other people from Asian countries. :-/ I think I’ll keep my dating pool right where it is, thanks.lol
sooooooo um yeah….this sounds like a katy perry theme songed web site. go head and kiss the girls witchya pink kisses. be as for me and my emotions we good. i’ll get over it the good ol fashioned way…ay ronald! lemme get a 10pc and a mcnasty!
I know this place is anything but pc, but I gotta say the rampant use of the term “Chinaman” is just so wrong!
As for Pink Kisses, that ish is DOPEY. You’d have to do a major psych out to feel better about all that stuff knowing you’re paying for it & its not real. It would make me feel worse.
I’ve seen some attractive Asian guys around – if he were cute, tall enough, not too frail, & didn’t seem to be experimenting I’d venture in.
I gotta say the rampant use of the term “Chinaman” is just so wrong!
I can’t even lie, it bothers me a lot… but hey, at least, there is consistency.
for real! VSBs, ya’ll drop the term “Chinaman” way too much. i get that ya’ll aren’t about the PC-ness, but i’d love the site thaaaaaaaat much more if i didnt wince every time you made a cheap dig about asians.
1) People in China are fascinated by dark skin. Black men, black women…hell, any person with a mild tan would do well there. I’ve been there with a group of 75 black people, believe me.
2) Men have their version of Pink Kisses. It’s called the strip club, and it will get you out of your funk very quickly if some chick drop kicked your heart into a trashcan (shouts to Bart Simpson). We pay money, and for the most part get very little return, but at least it feels good in the short-term.
Bottom line: Anything that makes money from people that can’t get it together is a good idea. Except for bank loans. What they do is just wrong…
Yeah, I heard about that shortage of women in China.
I guess no one put that into the equation when they aborted babies to control the population over there….ahhh, well.
I love Asian men. So sexy, such good credit, so great at spoiling black women. My manfriend is korean and black so I have the best of both worlds. I don’t have to worry about him judging me if I do “black girl stuff.”
I WOULD NOT pay some stupid website to send me flowers after I broke up with some miscellaneous Asian man. I will get over it like any normal woman. Cry, eat fatty foods, get drunk with my bishes, cry some more, post something on facebook. then take his ass back.
LMAO! So cute.
Answer: Asian men spoil their girlfriends. They will be stressed out doing it, but will do it. For that reason, I wanted one. It’s the brat in me. My love’s BFF was asian… after seeing how it was going down, I added them to my bucket list. Then my asian homegirls told me they like to date black men because Asian men have little d*cks. I scratched them off my list. Thats a deal breaker. No Gucci, Louis or 1st Class tickets can compensate bad sex.
LOL… so answer… yes… but no. so no. =)
I live in China at the moment, and lemme tell you, there is in fact a shortage of women. I have never had so much dick thrown at me..ever..but not necessarily with only Chinese men. There are 2 reasons
1. There ain’t enough poontang in China. period. and Chinese girls are either prostitutes or prudes..and thats it..really..
2.My unique sistaness is just getting to everyone and now it doesn’t matter that I don’t have the biggest booty in the world..or am darkskinned..wear my natural hair..people are really feelin’ me here… its not that I’m not cute..I have a rather high regard of my physical assests..its just that in the states its easy to be looked over because of some basic surface things that people don’t REALLY see YOU.
On another note..Chinese men look good, not all of course. They really appreciate D cups as that is very rare in China and thus my chest is her own diety. and I’m not into being the exotic fuck creature for people but in the moment of heat I have let some yellow fingers slide up and in and under. hahaha
and I can’t complain about the bodies, they have lean muscular bodies that are usually hairless chested, nice legs, attractive facial structures, features, nice forearms and back..and I like to watch them play basketball shirtless dunkin n shit with sweat between them squints..hahaha
I actually do not prefer a chinese men. But I think Korean and Japanese men are sexy. I don’t know why, but there’s a difference for me. *shrug*