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Pierced Ears: Great Terrible Singers And You

Once upon a time in the projects, singers used to be able to sing. Hell, for a whole slew of ugly mofos, singing and musicing was their only way to guarantee the continuation of their family name.

Ike Turner, I’m looking at you. Or at least I would be if you weren’t dead.

Suge’s married nah? You’s dead nah. R.I.P.

So I’ll just look at Al Green, who based on the Soul Train re-runs BET’s Centric is running, looked like a slick talking pimp and was the posterchild for celebrity-based panty procurement. What a voice though.

Ah yes, the voices. So back in the day, ninjas could sing. Nowadays, a certain look and a voice that sounds like a** being sandpapered can get you by. Now it’s not to say that non-singing arse ninjas weren’t cutting records, because they were. The dusty vinyl racks in most thrift stores can attest to that, but it seems like the singing folks were the stars in the 50s through 70s. We’re talking Aretha, Aretha’s areolas, David Ruffin and his drug habit, Al Green, whatever a Vandella is, Marvin don’t call me Pence, Diana, etc. The list goes on.

Nowadays? Well, nowadays we get…

1. Rihanna

If I could ever pick a voice not to have and still claim to be a singer, it would be hers. Lucky for me I don’t sound like a robot that ran away from home who just ate glass on a Tuesday after a hurricane. You know who does though? Rihanna. She’s bad as hell though. Though I kind of guess she’d have to be to come back swinging (no pun intended) from the beat down of the century, cut her hair, and realease an album with less certified hits on it than crackpipe at the Pope’s house and still stand out as a force to be reckoned with.. In case, I’m not clear though, she cannot sing.

2. Ashanti/Ja Rule

I include them as one entity since well, where would he be without her? Exactly where he is now, more absent than Penny’s parents on Good Times. While Ja Rule is technically a rapper, his biggest hits came with him attempting melody. I say attempting because he sounded like Cookie Monster with a recording deal. And while I do like Ashanti and loved a few of her songs, the fact is, nobody would call her and ask her to sing a solo just because. Not in a car, not at a bar. Not on a train, not in Spain. Thing is, what they did worked. Folks LOVED their songs. Great terrible singers.

3. T-Pain

Has anybody actually heard his real singing voice? Let me say this here, I always found it odd that T-Pain would take issue with folks using auto-tune when he basically jacked Teddy Riley’s schtick who jacked Roger Troutman’s schtick. Anyway, despite any discernible actual vocal talent, T-Pain has crafted some of the best damn songs of the past 5-years. “Buy U A Drank” was poetry in motion and let’s not even talk about the grandiose complexity of “Bartender”. Oh I can’t contain myself. Let’s talk about it. “She made us drinks…to drink…we drunk ’em…got drunk.” Shakespeare was a mere dolt compared to Tedddy Pinnned Her Ass Down.

4. Carl Thomas

Carl Thomas is the posterboy, mascot, and CEO for great terrible singers. He somehow duped an entire legion of diehard fans into thinking that “Summer Rain” was a good song and that it’s okay to be a b*tch a** ninja (“Emotional”). I’ve had full blown arguments with women people trying to convince me that he can sing. He cannot. Stop it. Especially not with all his s-curl juice running down the side of his face during shows because of the heat from the lights; yeah he’s from Chicago.

Controversial pick time:

5) K-Ci/Wanya Morris

I love these guys as much as the next man – I grew up on Jodeci and Boyz II Men. But have you ever seen naturally good singers (like Johnny Gill’s oversinging behind) have to actually shake their heads up and down to get the vibrato effect? That was K-Ci and Wanya’s calling card – head just a bouncing all over the stage like two strippers who spotted a dollar on the ground in a K-Mart parking lot. Just saying, they can sing, but they can’t sing either. It’s a fine line. They were the inspiration for bobbleheads – who sang great bobblehead songs.

6. Ciara

Oh wait, she just sucks all around.

Good folks of the VSB kingdom, its Friday, make it rain on these hoez, who are some other great terrible singers?

Spotlight.

-VSB P aka THE ARSONIST aka TANGLE JIG P aka GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRL. HE A 3

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  • sexywinergirl

    Rihanna

    i’m cosigning. she is definitely my top pick

    • Leila

      @sexywinergirl, Co-sign! She has a great style, but her voice not so much.

      • themagicman

        @Leila,

        I def co-co-sign on Rihanna’s wackness. However, I take issue with dissing of Carl T. I will be the first to admit that he does resemble Skeletor, but I am still getting residuals from that album. Dude can actually sing pretty well.

        • Yeah…SO!?!

          @themagicman, I concur… Carl is amazing.

        • Yeah…SO!?!

          @themagicman, I concur… Carl is amazing.

        • http://ecstaticfreshness.com AkShone

          @themagicman,

          I too am a Carl Thomas fan. D@mn, P…for real?

          I mean his third album did nothing for me, but Emotional and Let’s Talk About It were really good albums.

          I just think he got the Bad Boy curse and went to the mysterious oblivion that Total, G-Dep, Black Rob (no prison) and nem went.

          They wish.

        • http://ecstaticfreshness.com AkShone

          @themagicman,

          I too am a Carl Thomas fan. D@mn, P…for real?

          I mean his third album did nothing for me, but Emotional and Let’s Talk About It were really good albums.

          I just think he got the Bad Boy curse and went to the mysterious oblivion that Total, G-Dep, Black Rob (no prison) and nem went.

          They wish.

        • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

          @themagicman, you all are all kinds of wrong about Carl Thomas’s ability to sing.

          just cuz you loved his album doesn’t mean he can sing. it means you loved his album.

          ying yang twins “the whisper song” is dope as f*ck. doesnt make them good rappers. just like “turn my swag on” was a dope song that everybody loved. nobody is going to confuse young DeAndre Way with being a good rapper.

          while rap and R&B are different, let’s talk Keith Sweat’s WHOLE CAREER. multiplatinum, dope songs and singles. he’s not a good singer.

        • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

          @themagicman, you all are all kinds of wrong about Carl Thomas’s ability to sing.

          just cuz you loved his album doesn’t mean he can sing. it means you loved his album.

          ying yang twins “the whisper song” is dope as f*ck. doesnt make them good rappers. just like “turn my swag on” was a dope song that everybody loved. nobody is going to confuse young DeAndre Way with being a good rapper.

          while rap and R&B are different, let’s talk Keith Sweat’s WHOLE CAREER. multiplatinum, dope songs and singles. he’s not a good singer.

      • themagicman

        @Leila,

        I def co-co-sign on Rihanna’s wackness. However, I take issue with dissing of Carl T. I will be the first to admit that he does resemble Skeletor, but I am still getting residuals from that album. Dude can actually sing pretty well.

    • Leila

      @sexywinergirl, Co-sign! She has a great style, but her voice not so much.

    • Deeds

      @sexywinergirl, Yea, Rihanna’s singing def. sucks monkey balls.

    • Deeds

      @sexywinergirl, Yea, Rihanna’s singing def. sucks monkey balls.

    • http://presidentialtelevisionandfilm.ning.com Monk

      @sexywinergirl,

      Yeah, I just pretty much think she’s a Nelly Fertado rip-off.

      • http://musicmakesmehigh.wordpress.com Reecie

        @Monk, she’s a Fefe Dobson rip off, IMO– I don’t think she has the “quirk” of Nelly Fertado. she’s just on some faux edginess that while IS FLY–she has a sick body, I’m pretty sure its manufactured since she came out on some Pon De Replay stuff initially…

        • http://uphereoncloud9.wordpress.com/ Wu Young Agent of M.E.

          @Reecie,
          Fefe should go see Rihanna. Excluding Jay-z I find it funny that Nelly Fertado may have more hip hop cred that Rihanna.

        • http://uphereoncloud9.wordpress.com/ Wu Young Agent of M.E.

          @Reecie,
          Fefe should go see Rihanna. Excluding Jay-z I find it funny that Nelly Fertado may have more hip hop cred that Rihanna.

      • http://musicmakesmehigh.wordpress.com Reecie

        @Monk, she’s a Fefe Dobson rip off, IMO– I don’t think she has the “quirk” of Nelly Fertado. she’s just on some faux edginess that while IS FLY–she has a sick body, I’m pretty sure its manufactured since she came out on some Pon De Replay stuff initially…

      • ElitistXNature

        @Monk,

        Most Def feeling you on the Nelly Furtado rip-off point…. I was out of the country when she really came onto the scene & came back like, SUPER-confused as to what was wrong w/ Nelly’s Umbrella & WHY we would EVER bump it in the club…

        *heavy sigh*

      • ElitistXNature

        @Monk,

        Most Def feeling you on the Nelly Furtado rip-off point…. I was out of the country when she really came onto the scene & came back like, SUPER-confused as to what was wrong w/ Nelly’s Umbrella & WHY we would EVER bump it in the club…

        *heavy sigh*

    • http://presidentialtelevisionandfilm.ning.com Monk

      @sexywinergirl,

      Yeah, I just pretty much think she’s a Nelly Fertado rip-off.

    • Dash

      @sexywinergirl, I just realized a couple days ago that horrible song that triggered a couple of migranes was the “Rude Boy” joint everyone loves.

    • Dash

      @sexywinergirl, I just realized a couple days ago that horrible song that triggered a couple of migranes was the “Rude Boy” joint everyone loves.

    • sexywinergirl

      @ All,

      I would like to add that Miley Cyrus chick to the list. She gets these songs with really nice lyrics and murders them with that scratchy irritating mess of a voice. arrgh go away immediately!!

      • http://wheresana.blogspot.com/ Intellectual Hedonist

        @sexywinergirl, when she was on Idol last week I really was wanting to give her a throat lozenge, like really clear your throat chick… she prolly has some thyroid issues.

      • http://wheresana.blogspot.com/ Intellectual Hedonist

        @sexywinergirl, when she was on Idol last week I really was wanting to give her a throat lozenge, like really clear your throat chick… she prolly has some thyroid issues.

    • sexywinergirl

      @ All,

      I would like to add that Miley Cyrus chick to the list. She gets these songs with really nice lyrics and murders them with that scratchy irritating mess of a voice. arrgh go away immediately!!

    • Keisha Brown

      @sexywinergirl,

      *adds name to petition to remove her from the planet.

    • Keisha Brown

      @sexywinergirl,

      *adds name to petition to remove her from the planet.

  • sexywinergirl

    Rihanna

    i’m cosigning. she is definitely my top pick

  • talking silently

    u forgot cassie and her “career”. she had ONE song yet she on every blogspot as though she is still relevant.

    • Made In Hawaii

      @talking silently,

      Cassie

      Yep.
      Pretty, pretty girl but w/o a voice or a lick of talent to save her from becoming Puff’s next baby mama. J-Lo escaped because despite a not too great singing voice, she’s an entertaining actress and was a major fashionista before her twins & Rih Rih came along.

      • Yeah…SO!?!

        @Made In Hawaii, J-Lo definitely belongs on this list.

        • krystal

          @Yeah…SO!?!

          yasss. Three words jenny:

          In. living. color.

        • krystal

          @Yeah…SO!?!

          yasss. Three words jenny:

          In. living. color.

      • Yeah…SO!?!

        @Made In Hawaii, J-Lo definitely belongs on this list.

    • Made In Hawaii

      @talking silently,

      Cassie

      Yep.
      Pretty, pretty girl but w/o a voice or a lick of talent to save her from becoming Puff’s next baby mama. J-Lo escaped because despite a not too great singing voice, she’s an entertaining actress and was a major fashionista before her twins & Rih Rih came along.

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

      @talking silently, that just let’s you know what boning puffy can do for a chick’s career.

      bonin’ ryan leslie didnt do shit for her career except get her a hit song. puffy made her famous for being famous.

      • Keisha Brown

        @Panama Jackson,

        truth.
        that is all.

      • Keisha Brown

        @Panama Jackson,

        truth.
        that is all.

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

      @talking silently, that just let’s you know what boning puffy can do for a chick’s career.

      bonin’ ryan leslie didnt do shit for her career except get her a hit song. puffy made her famous for being famous.

    • http://www.sistersoundoff.blogspot.com Cheekie

      @talking silently,

      Yeah, when that “live” performance of hers hit the net (what was it 106 & park?) she was done for. She’s the epitome of pretty girl who blows the CEO doesn’t have much talent.

    • http://www.sistersoundoff.blogspot.com Cheekie

      @talking silently,

      Yeah, when that “live” performance of hers hit the net (what was it 106 & park?) she was done for. She’s the epitome of pretty girl who blows the CEO doesn’t have much talent.

  • talking silently

    u forgot cassie and her “career”. she had ONE song yet she on every blogspot as though she is still relevant.

  • http://www.shay-d-lady.com shay-d-lady

    Umm. The lead singers from swv and total
    The king of non sangin ninjas. Keith sweat
    Al -b- sure
    The dude that sang splackavelli
    The dream whose singin voice is what I thought panama would sound like
    You know all higj pitched and light skint

    Controversial pick
    Mary j blige…but I still love her

    • bajanflchick

      @shay-d-lady, “The dream whose singin voice is what I thought panama would sound like
      You know all higj pitched and light skint”….hmmm interesting I woulda gone wit Trey non sangin Songs for Panama !

    • bajanflchick

      @shay-d-lady, “The dream whose singin voice is what I thought panama would sound like
      You know all higj pitched and light skint”….hmmm interesting I woulda gone wit Trey non sangin Songs for Panama !

    • legitimate_soul

      @shay-d-lady,

      I was ’bout to say Mary, even though she has songs I love, love, love. Every song ain’t for Mary to sing….especially some of those remakes she has no business doing.

    • legitimate_soul

      @shay-d-lady,

      I was ’bout to say Mary, even though she has songs I love, love, love. Every song ain’t for Mary to sing….especially some of those remakes she has no business doing.

    • DG

      @shay-d-lady,
      “The dude that sang splackavelli”

      Dude’s name was Pressha (and yes, it is spelled just like that…smh)

      BTW, cosign on all your nominations…esp. Keith Sweat, w/ his whinin a$$…

    • DG

      @shay-d-lady,
      “The dude that sang splackavelli”

      Dude’s name was Pressha (and yes, it is spelled just like that…smh)

      BTW, cosign on all your nominations…esp. Keith Sweat, w/ his whinin a$$…

    • YGB

      @shay-d-lady,
      “The dream whose singin voice is what I thought panama would sound like
      You know all higj pitched and light skint”

      This right here made me cackle. I had to delurk coz of this foolishness!

    • YGB

      @shay-d-lady,
      “The dream whose singin voice is what I thought panama would sound like
      You know all higj pitched and light skint”

      This right here made me cackle. I had to delurk coz of this foolishness!

    • http://www.unepetitefillenoire.blogspot.com KayBeezy

      @shay-d-lady
      dang Mary?Mary J?
      j/k. I can see how some might not like her voice, at least her lyrics are real. and she’s not vapid like some of these young broads.

    • http://www.unepetitefillenoire.blogspot.com KayBeezy

      @shay-d-lady
      dang Mary?Mary J?
      j/k. I can see how some might not like her voice, at least her lyrics are real. and she’s not vapid like some of these young broads.

    • http://www.shesoflyy.blogspot.com Muze

      @shay-d-lady,

      oh man. this list. is the.ultimate.non-singing-shut-the-eff-up-PLEASE list of singers that we all have jammed to.

      *dead* at how Panama would sound. bwahaha. seems like he’d sound like Lil Bow Wow or some ish to me. lmbo. oh wait. it’s just Bow Wow now.

    • http://www.shesoflyy.blogspot.com Muze

      @shay-d-lady,

      oh man. this list. is the.ultimate.non-singing-shut-the-eff-up-PLEASE list of singers that we all have jammed to.

      *dead* at how Panama would sound. bwahaha. seems like he’d sound like Lil Bow Wow or some ish to me. lmbo. oh wait. it’s just Bow Wow now.

    • Dee

      @shay-d-lady, At least Total admit they couldn’t sing…..they just said they LIKED to.

    • Dee

      @shay-d-lady, At least Total admit they couldn’t sing…..they just said they LIKED to.

    • V Renee

      @shay-d-lady,

      The dream whose singin voice is what I thought panama would sound like
      You know all higj pitched and light skint
      .

      This amused me. Greatly. LOL

    • V Renee

      @shay-d-lady,

      The dream whose singin voice is what I thought panama would sound like
      You know all higj pitched and light skint
      .

      This amused me. Greatly. LOL

    • Yeah…SO!?!

      @shay-d-lady, The dream whose singin voice is what I thought panama would sound like
      You know all higj pitched and light skint

      What? Not with them soup-coolers in that avatar… I see you Mr. Jackson (wink)… the 3 is definitely in the building.

    • Yeah…SO!?!

      @shay-d-lady, The dream whose singin voice is what I thought panama would sound like
      You know all higj pitched and light skint

      What? Not with them soup-coolers in that avatar… I see you Mr. Jackson (wink)… the 3 is definitely in the building.

    • http://www.thefriendraiser.com jenifer daniels

      @shay-d-lady, MJB all the way. I am with you there. my older sis took me to a MJB/Jodeci show back in the day.

      my ears are still bleeding.

      but why hate on Carl Thomas? and who said MJ? I don’t think so.

    • http://www.thefriendraiser.com jenifer daniels

      @shay-d-lady, MJB all the way. I am with you there. my older sis took me to a MJB/Jodeci show back in the day.

      my ears are still bleeding.

      but why hate on Carl Thomas? and who said MJ? I don’t think so.

    • Plain Ole Peyso

      @shay-d-lady, How you gonna hate on Preshha? Splackavelli was the shiznic and I bet Preshha never even thought he could sing

    • Plain Ole Peyso

      @shay-d-lady, How you gonna hate on Preshha? Splackavelli was the shiznic and I bet Preshha never even thought he could sing

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

      @shay-d-lady, i’m mad you thought i’d sound like the-dream. my voice moves mountains. my voice got swag.

      on my momma, on my hood, my voice is sexxy, my voice is damn good.

      and i agree with mary. folks want to pretend she can sing. her and Amerie got kind of a tortured pain voice thing going on that works for them.

      • YGB

        @Panama Jackson,
        “Amerie got kind of a tortured pain voice thing going on”

        If sheet metal could sing, it would sound exactly like Amerie!

      • YGB

        @Panama Jackson,
        “Amerie got kind of a tortured pain voice thing going on”

        If sheet metal could sing, it would sound exactly like Amerie!

      • http://www.sistersoundoff.blogspot.com Cheekie

        @Panama Jackson,

        “and i agree with mary. folks want to pretend she can sing. her and Amerie got kind of a tortured pain voice thing going on that works for them.”

        Yup, Mary J has the tortured pained voice down pact, which is probably why no one is feelin’ the “happy now” Mary J. I mean her singing “just fine…whoo!? (which was my jam actually) sounds kinda weird because she still sounds butthurt.

        • http://uphereoncloud9.wordpress.com Wu Young Agent of M.E.

          @Cheekie,
          I heard Mary J sing a couple of Janis Joplin songs a few years back on some tv special and it worked. The pain and angst thing she does may do well on a rock cd.

        • http://uphereoncloud9.wordpress.com Wu Young Agent of M.E.

          @Cheekie,
          I heard Mary J sing a couple of Janis Joplin songs a few years back on some tv special and it worked. The pain and angst thing she does may do well on a rock cd.

      • http://www.sistersoundoff.blogspot.com Cheekie

        @Panama Jackson,

        “and i agree with mary. folks want to pretend she can sing. her and Amerie got kind of a tortured pain voice thing going on that works for them.”

        Yup, Mary J has the tortured pained voice down pact, which is probably why no one is feelin’ the “happy now” Mary J. I mean her singing “just fine…whoo!? (which was my jam actually) sounds kinda weird because she still sounds butthurt.

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

      @shay-d-lady, i’m mad you thought i’d sound like the-dream. my voice moves mountains. my voice got swag.

      on my momma, on my hood, my voice is sexxy, my voice is damn good.

      and i agree with mary. folks want to pretend she can sing. her and Amerie got kind of a tortured pain voice thing going on that works for them.

    • IJstDntUnderstand

      @shay-d-lady, I’m co-signing with you on Keith Sweat…when I think his voice sounds like what my voice sounds like when I hold my nose and try and sing…that is a BIG problem…I get mad just thinking about all the money he made….

      I’m starting a music career..I’m convinced I can at the rate we are going….I will be the best mumbler out! Add some great style, tall heels, and auto tune to that and I’m a #1 hit walking :)

      Just a damn shame!

    • IJstDntUnderstand

      @shay-d-lady, I’m co-signing with you on Keith Sweat…when I think his voice sounds like what my voice sounds like when I hold my nose and try and sing…that is a BIG problem…I get mad just thinking about all the money he made….

      I’m starting a music career..I’m convinced I can at the rate we are going….I will be the best mumbler out! Add some great style, tall heels, and auto tune to that and I’m a #1 hit walking :)

      Just a damn shame!

  • http://www.shay-d-lady.com shay-d-lady

    Umm. The lead singers from swv and total
    The king of non sangin ninjas. Keith sweat
    Al -b- sure
    The dude that sang splackavelli
    The dream whose singin voice is what I thought panama would sound like
    You know all higj pitched and light skint

    Controversial pick
    Mary j blige…but I still love her

  • Yonnie3k

    Mary J. Blige. I love her, but she definitely belongs on this list.

    Sometime throughout the day, somebody is gonna say Beyonce. I’m not saying that I’m saying Beyonce, I’m just saying. I’ll be back later to co-sign that person saying Beyonce.

    • bajanflchick

      @Yonnie3k, come on back now I’ll be the first….Beyonce, ok you happy now?

      • Yonnie3k

        @bajanflchick, I’m back! Co-sign.

        She’s gotten waaaaay better over the years. The first song I ever heard her really try to sang [sic] on (I don’t own any Beyonce albums) was Dangerously in Love and I swear till this day my ears bleed a little when I hear it. Several years later, she did Listen for the Dreamgirls soundtrack and I thought she sounded aight.

        • bajanflchick

          @Yonnie3k, I got none of B in my collection either..and just so you know…errybody was just waitin on someone to be the first….good lookin out :-)

        • bajanflchick

          @Yonnie3k, I got none of B in my collection either..and just so you know…errybody was just waitin on someone to be the first….good lookin out :-)

      • Yonnie3k

        @bajanflchick, I’m back! Co-sign.

        She’s gotten waaaaay better over the years. The first song I ever heard her really try to sang [sic] on (I don’t own any Beyonce albums) was Dangerously in Love and I swear till this day my ears bleed a little when I hear it. Several years later, she did Listen for the Dreamgirls soundtrack and I thought she sounded aight.

    • bajanflchick

      @Yonnie3k, come on back now I’ll be the first….Beyonce, ok you happy now?

    • Mr Dingo, Man

      @Yonnie3k, Im that person that steps forward to say that Beyonce cant sing! Too much yelling and noise if you ask me.

    • Mr Dingo, Man

      @Yonnie3k, Im that person that steps forward to say that Beyonce cant sing! Too much yelling and noise if you ask me.

    • YGB

      @Yonnie3k,

      Mary J Blige – definitely agree with this. She is just soooo off-key at times that she sounds like my grandma who cannot sing worth a damn!

      Beyonce on the other hand, Im not sure I agree with. Now, she’s not the best singer out there but she can sing. It’s just the shouting and screaming that takes away the quality from her voice.

    • YGB

      @Yonnie3k,

      Mary J Blige – definitely agree with this. She is just soooo off-key at times that she sounds like my grandma who cannot sing worth a damn!

      Beyonce on the other hand, Im not sure I agree with. Now, she’s not the best singer out there but she can sing. It’s just the shouting and screaming that takes away the quality from her voice.

    • Deeds

      @Yonnie3k, Yea, I like some of Mary J.’s songs, but she just does not have the range to go all out like she wants to. I think she would be best as a back up singer.

    • Deeds

      @Yonnie3k, Yea, I like some of Mary J.’s songs, but she just does not have the range to go all out like she wants to. I think she would be best as a back up singer.

    • http://twitter.com/Nick_L_Odeon Nick_L_Odeon`

      @Yonnie3k,
      SHUCKS!! i’ll notarize that Beyonce one..
      AS SOON AS Panama started talkin about “shakin their head to get the vibrato”.. Beyonce is EACTLY who i think of..
      there’s two songs i’ll dance to.. but damn, can she NOT whine on and on at the end of her songs.. YOU KNOW what i’m talkin about..

      • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

        @Nick_L_Odeon`, you need a hug.

      • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

        @Nick_L_Odeon`, you need a hug.

    • http://twitter.com/Nick_L_Odeon Nick_L_Odeon`

      @Yonnie3k,
      SHUCKS!! i’ll notarize that Beyonce one..
      AS SOON AS Panama started talkin about “shakin their head to get the vibrato”.. Beyonce is EACTLY who i think of..
      there’s two songs i’ll dance to.. but damn, can she NOT whine on and on at the end of her songs.. YOU KNOW what i’m talkin about..

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

      @Yonnie3k, the beyonce hatefest started quickly.

      this is gonna be one of the great mysteries along with where exactly is Atlantis, where is waldo, and why come folks actually think beyonce can’t sing?

      • http://www.sistersoundoff.blogspot.com Cheekie

        @Panama Jackson,

        “the beyonce hatefest started quickly.”

        I knew it wouldn’t take too long. lmao I also knew the BS “no one has a valid reason for not loving her and is just a hater” will come eventually too. ;)

        • sanen85

          @Cheekie, one does not work without the other, I guess.

        • sanen85

          @Cheekie, one does not work without the other, I guess.

        • http://www.sistersoundoff.blogspot.com Cheekie

          @sanen85,

          “one does not work without the other, I guess.”

          It’s BS because thought she causes such extreme reactions (ie. LOVE/HATE), there are just some of us who are sorta indifferent and meh. I like some of her catchy songs, but don’t think she deserves the diva status she gets with a lot of songs. Her voice is perfect for HER songs (and sometimes not even then…lol), but stop giving her songs beyond her range is what my beef is. lol

        • http://www.sistersoundoff.blogspot.com Cheekie

          @sanen85,

          “one does not work without the other, I guess.”

          It’s BS because thought she causes such extreme reactions (ie. LOVE/HATE), there are just some of us who are sorta indifferent and meh. I like some of her catchy songs, but don’t think she deserves the diva status she gets with a lot of songs. Her voice is perfect for HER songs (and sometimes not even then…lol), but stop giving her songs beyond her range is what my beef is. lol

      • http://www.sistersoundoff.blogspot.com Cheekie

        @Panama Jackson,

        “the beyonce hatefest started quickly.”

        I knew it wouldn’t take too long. lmao I also knew the BS “no one has a valid reason for not loving her and is just a hater” will come eventually too. ;)

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

      @Yonnie3k, the beyonce hatefest started quickly.

      this is gonna be one of the great mysteries along with where exactly is Atlantis, where is waldo, and why come folks actually think beyonce can’t sing?

  • Yonnie3k

    Mary J. Blige. I love her, but she definitely belongs on this list.

    Sometime throughout the day, somebody is gonna say Beyonce. I’m not saying that I’m saying Beyonce, I’m just saying. I’ll be back later to co-sign that person saying Beyonce.

  • Danni

    Ya’ll are tripping, man. Rihanna can sing to me. I mean I truly love her voice. Yes, I said it! And I’m not joking, either! *not so patiently waiting for stones to be thrown*

    • Kirk Lazarus

      @Danni,

      Ya’ll are tripping, man. Rihanna can sing to me. I mean I truly love her voice. Yes, I said it! And I’m not joking, either! *not so patiently waiting for stones to be thrown*

      And were you drunk and operating heavy machinery while listening to her voice? Because saying she has a good voice while drinking and driving is a double felony in 27 states!

      • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

        @Kirk Lazarus, right. her voice needs jesus. in fact, i wish she’d start smoking 6 packs of menthols a day just to give her voice some character.

      • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

        @Kirk Lazarus, right. her voice needs jesus. in fact, i wish she’d start smoking 6 packs of menthols a day just to give her voice some character.

    • Kirk Lazarus

      @Danni,

      Ya’ll are tripping, man. Rihanna can sing to me. I mean I truly love her voice. Yes, I said it! And I’m not joking, either! *not so patiently waiting for stones to be thrown*

      And were you drunk and operating heavy machinery while listening to her voice? Because saying she has a good voice while drinking and driving is a double felony in 27 states!

    • IJstDntUnderstand

      @Danni, I LOVE me some Rihanna but I won’t go as far as saying she can sing..I’ve her a few acapella performances…let’s just say it wasn’t good..it wasn’t even almost good…I’m just gonna say it …it was just bad!

      But I love her attitude and what she sings about she entertains me in that sense…but yeah I’m not sure she is a fantastic singer per say.

    • IJstDntUnderstand

      @Danni, I LOVE me some Rihanna but I won’t go as far as saying she can sing..I’ve her a few acapella performances…let’s just say it wasn’t good..it wasn’t even almost good…I’m just gonna say it …it was just bad!

      But I love her attitude and what she sings about she entertains me in that sense…but yeah I’m not sure she is a fantastic singer per say.

    • http://www.sistersoundoff.blogspot.com Cheekie

      @Danni,

      What you like about her voice? I am so sincere. I am intrigued.

    • http://www.sistersoundoff.blogspot.com Cheekie

      @Danni,

      What you like about her voice? I am so sincere. I am intrigued.

  • Danni

    Ya’ll are tripping, man. Rihanna can sing to me. I mean I truly love her voice. Yes, I said it! And I’m not joking, either! *not so patiently waiting for stones to be thrown*

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