Fret not, I won’t be naming (specific) names because today was a good day. Why is it a good day?
Because today is Panama Jackson Appreciation Day also known as Panama’s birthday.
Love him.
Anyway, if you’re like me, your day is full of various people who more or less piss you off en masse – almost as if their sole purpose in life was to be a cog of dissonance in the life of Panama Jackson. And that’s just not right, but they continue to piss me off thru circumstance, happenstance, or buffalo stance (no Neneh Cherry). And who are these people, you ask? Glory day, I shall tell you.
1. Bicyclists in cities
Seriously, biker dude, I motherf*cking hate you. Do you know why I hate you? No? I’ll tell you. Because you hold up traffic and do not follow traffic signals. You speed through four-way stops on the right side of vehicles who have come to a complete stop and have their right-turn signals blinking yet you come speeding out of NOWHERE and get mad when your f*ck a** almost gets hit. THEN you have the nerve to get pissy with me because you almost committed vehicular suicide by attempting to lay down violently on the hood of my a car. Get your b*tch a** a bell or something.
In case it’s not clear (or if this is you), I hate you. I feel bad when you get run over and killed, I really do. However, sometimes, that sh*t is your fault. Stop making yourself dead.
2. People on subways who hog the poles (boomerang).
You ever catch the subway and you have those individuals who literally HUG the pole that’s intended to help individuals who are forced to stand because there isn’t any seating left? What kind of douche does this during rush hour? But there they go, just standing and swinging like an opening act at Magic City. Honeslty, I question the hometraining of people who do this. Because only inconsiderate bastards singlehandedly inconvenience 20 other people who need a brace in order to remain standing while a train is moving. I want you to bite rocks and trees and then discover that braces no longer exist. I hate you.
3. People who block traffic to hold a conversation with people who are parked or standing on the sidewalk
You inconsiderate piece of sh*t. Why do you think this okay? If the road is narrow and you know there is no way for me to get around you, then well, I feel sorry for your mother. May acid rain and tiny pellets of squirrel repellant do damage to your vehicle and all it stands for.
4. People who find a reason to be mad about stuff just because they’re the kind of people who find reasons to be mad
Twitter is running RAMPANT with these dbags. Which sucks because they often tend to be the most vocal community of individuals. You write a post about something, they find a reason to let you know know – ya know, without ever coming to you with it – how wrong and ridiculous your premise is, etc. I’d call them unstable creatures, but then it’s almost like I’m downplaying Omar Gooding’s contributions to pop-culture and I’d never want to do him like that. Just know that if you are an overly-critical, holier than thou hack, that Panama Jackson hates you.
From the heart.
5. People who refuse t put Jay-Z in a top five rapper of all time list in favor of somebody like, Big L or Q-Tip
Had this convo. Hated it. Hate them. We no longer speak because I can’t trust them to be able to see past their own hangups to do whats in the best interest of mankind.
6. People who won’t let me be great
Cheekie, I’m looking at you.
7. People who hate love
Cheekie, I’m looking at you.
That’s just a mere smattering of people I hate that I don’t even know. But the list is potentially endless. On this great day that Panama Jackson was born, purge from your spirit. Let us rejoice in the presence of putting folks on blast who need to be blasted.
Who do you hate that you don’t even know?
Share with me.
Share with you.
Talk to me.
-VSB P aka THE ARSONIST aka VITAMIN P aka TANGLE JIG P aka GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRL, HE A 3
So much hate in your heart on your birthday. SMH.
The pole in the subway folks get me. I tend to stick my hand on the pole somewhere anyway, to get their attention, like helllooo I’m here, using this pole too, thanks.
@Liz, I wrote it with a smile. It was the damn bicyclist that I almost killed today. he flipped me the bird. i started to run him down but that would have been a bad look for bald eagles and tree frogs.
When I see bicyclists, I turn into video game mode and I have to convince myself that I actually won’t get +10 points for hitting them.
I tend to purposely fall on these particular individuals should the train come to a quick stop that causing me to rock some…that usually gives them the hint that I need a piece of the pole..lol or they think I am trying to rob them…either way it makes my day a little better….
BTW HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY PANAMA!!!!
The person you’ll hate the most if you’re black (especially if you are the super-athlete type) is your supervisor at work, your boss or anybody white you hang out with, but only when the subject of money is involved!!! Basically, the better athlete you obviously are (muscularity, smooth coordinated movement) the more the white person is worried about two things: Your johnson, and how much money you got!!! In other words, how many black alpha males is this one person going to lead to? Political (threat) thoughts abound in the white person’s head. Even the women, especially if they are dykeish looking. Same for the males but especially when they look like “funny boys” (zeta males) That’s because the person knows they are weaker and it’s caused by a protective instinct for “their race (which they will put first in a heartbeat). That’s why you don’t buy anthing you don’t need from stores owned by other races. If you figure out the story of Joseph, you’ll understand how the integrity of the holy seed gets weaker and weaker in people, culminating in the white male. Abraham’s order for his sons passes through the rest of the Old Testament. Everytime it is violated the person with lighter skin is a naturally a little “game player.” Like Solomon (even though he wrote the psalms) But Adonijah was the true heir to David’s Kingdom but was screwed over by his half brother Solomon. When Ethiopians sacked Solomon’s temple they stole the Ark of the Covenant and took it back to it’s rightful owners. It’s in Ethiopia in a building and they have the only Christian religion in the world based on the Ark. But, through our brother Jesus all things become new! Anyway, the above is to help understand the integrity of the holy seed and how it gets weaker and what people are really about when you’re trying to progress in the U.S. It’s called American Naziism. If you watch the movie “School Ties” with Brandon Frasier you’ll understand even better, but you must watch CLOSELY, and percieve the film. Anyway, I don’t even believe you can trust a broker. A cousin of mine inherited serious cash and took it to a broker in 94′ and I KNOW the broker knew the PC industry was kicking off and Microsoft, Intel, AMD, etc. were gonna be AWESOME! The broker put my cousins money in bulljive companies that were not the best buys. He gained and lost so about broke even except he took a big hit off Enron stock. My cousin is built and smart (ancient Egyptian style) as am I and I know he did this on purpose. My cousin flipped some real estate deals and eventually got back the money he lost, but he’d be a gazilliionaire with businesses and franchises if the broker had handled his cash right. My cousin shouldv’e read book after book on stock market strategy, research, etc. and done his own investing or told the broker what he wants instead of trusting his bulljive schpeel which can flow real smooth out of his mouth, even while he plans to screw the person over, especially when they’re athletic like that. Usually these people are trouble makers and they know they are racists, liars, deceivers, and backstabbers when it comes to black success and money (in order straight outta Genesis). You never buy anything you don’t need and you always save that cash for stocks (solid ones) and real estate, franchises, successful private business, raw land (can’t lose money on that) or other solid investments like REITs, or you’ve lost your money ultimately. The worst things to get involved in buying are consumer staples (alcohol, candy, cigs, soda pop, etc.) and expensive cars too early!!! Why? The price and cost are two different things! Think 3-4 times the price and that’s how much you lose behind the car in depreciation (forgot about that, didn’t you), fuel, maintenance, and insurance. The salesman won’t tell you that the lower the gas milage is on the car, if gas prices rise or are “up,” the faster the depreciation is on the car! If you do something really silly like mortgage your home (pay for it twice) you had better really think 3 times the loss! The first thing a black child should do after reading the Bible (especially the First Epistle of John) and watching “School Ties” (very closely) which is a movie about the evil, psychotic, psychological compensation of the weaker male based upon the lowest integrity of the holy seed and the “games” that are played, and “Higher Learning” and countless books on stock and real estate speculation, is open an investment account online and find solid, proven companies that pay good dividends to start off with and if the market is down, reinvest all dividends. Penny stocks are extremely dangerous like trying to find a needle in a stack of needles regardless of what you think! But on the other hand good sofware like Trade Ideas Pro (if you know what you’re doing and set the filter parameters right for the time), you can find out what’s moving up and jump on and make a quick profit. Day trading is the hardest because you can get stuck in a stock for a long time before that company turns around 2 to 3 hundred thousand is necessary to day trade correctly (more cash, less time in to earn a tidy profit), dollar cost averaging may be necessary if you’re wrong and want to get back closer to being in the profit zone (with only solid companies) when the stock goes back up. Swing Trading (holding stock for a 1 – 4 or 5 weeks) is usually about 50 grand to do it right for the same reasons. Medium term and long term investing depends on the stocks in question but you want to buy at least a round lot (100 shares) or in multiples of round lots 1000 shares, 500 shares, etc. Also, blacks need to form partnerships if necessary and get franchises. Who would mind owning a restaurant (like McD’s) even if they owned it with 19 other people to start with. That’s your house payments, gas, car paid off, etc. while you’re still working, and investing. Eventually, you’ll have more of them. Blacks also need to push they’re kids in school a harder at earlier ages. In Beijing and India kids hit the math at age 3 (counting) and keep at it until they form the mathmatical brain. Martial Arts is also great for black kids and they can practice at home from video and spar with friends. It was the Ancient Egyptians (not the Arab folks there now)and central Africans that invented martial arts in the first place!!! One of Phut’s decendants carried it eastward. That will bring mind, body, and spirit together as one, and help the kid develop mental focus, self esteem, confidence, and discover many things about people’s integrity (or the lack thereof), psychological compensation, why rank is more important to “certain people,” respect, etc. if they train in a mixed race class and have a natural apptitude, athleticism, and love for the martial arts (which most blacks do). Black parents need to learn to get their kids that scholarship as well for example, wrestling team and Judo and or Aikido all year round and your kid may go to college for free. Other sports need to be participated in (like tennis) in a wider scale with the best of the best among black kids turning pro. The same thing with boxing and other sports. Basically, people need to learn there is nothing out there but Church, Money, Family and helping people. DO NOT FALL FOR THE BRIEF FASCINATION GAME!!! YOU WILL LOSE ALL OF YOUR MONEY AND WASTE THE MOST VALUABLE THING YOU HAVE! YOUR TIME!!! Think Yin and Yang why do I always see the showroom but never the junk yard or scrap heap? Because it’s hidden back in the woods in a pit somewhere!!! A fool and his money will soon part ways and they were lucky enough to get together in the first place!!! Now rock it Egyptian style people!
I hate when people get very wordy online and do not try to help the reader by breaking up the posts by indenting or something.
I want to read this because I spotted a few interesting words, but my eyes start to hurt between 4 and 4.5 seconds.
I can not read this. I am not big and bold enough to say I hate you, but I hate trying to read things like this.
o_O
See now, Panda, on your birfday this most glorious of days, I was gonna say I love you.
Now you ruined it by callin’ me out. *pout*
Happy Birfday, Pandering Panda Panama! I love
youice cream.@Cheekie, you know you love me.
@Cheekie/Panama, get a room!
@Panama, Happy B-day
“@Cheekie/Panama, get a room!”
You don’t want Panama to live, do you?
Happy birfday Panama!
Now I can read the post.
@meka – thanks.
Although closely related to #3, I can’t believe that any DC resident/avid Metro rider could leave off those people who stand on the left side of an escalator. Stand to the right, walk on the left, D-bags. I almost don’t feel bad when already-pressed-for-time commuters who actually have a f*cking clue where they’re going nearly knock your oblivious arse over on their way down to trains that are juuuust about to shut their doors.
Makes me dread moving back to the Dirty District.
@brotherspanky, you are absolutely right. i dont really ride Metro as much as I used to but those folks do drive me nuts.
never really had probs with any metro folks other than some of the folks that got on that smelled like they took a sh*t bath. I do have problems with folks that take the elevator to the second floor. The…Worse!
Yes, I reaaaalllly can’t stand those people. I think escalators go to slow and want to walk up them, then some person who doesn’t know the rules has the audacity to block my way, ugh.
I hate when those damn high school kids get on the metro and start acting all rowdy n sh**, embarissing our race. Makes me wanna crack a skull and whoop a youngin with a belt buckle
I second that hate. The other day I was on the metro when three girls got on and one of them started acting a fool. Her friend turned to her and whispered (loudly) “Keeeeiiiisssshaaa, you are not ghetto. PLEASE STOP!”. She caught me off guard with that one…I had to laugh.
@brotherspanky
UGH!! I so feel you on this!
I just had to say hi cause you called them D-bags… thanks for that.
Yea, they really enrage me. As wack as Philly sometimes is, dey don’t do dat here. Prolly because Philthadullphia isn’t overrun with dumb tourists. I might have to scrape dough together to buy a hoopty just to avoid those lethargic Metro morons.
Well mind you, this doesn’t just happen on the Metro… Atlanta Fukking Airport! D@mn idiots, clearly I’m running a lil behind- could you step your flighty @ss to the right PLEEZ!… wooo that feels better. lol.
Amen amen amen Brotha! Maaaaaaaaan….I know I abandoned my morals more than once “squeezing” my behind past some random Minnesotan coming to see the nation’s capital….like dude…MOVE. I need to get to work and here you are, standing RIGHT in the middle of the escalator with your lil’ Metro map, wily-a** kids playing around at the bottom, and ditz of a wife staring at how fast everything goes….
…and people wonder why they get shoved out of the way on the Orange…..maaaan, if you have no clue where you’re goin’, go sit down on a bench and be confused OUT of the way of traffic!
Ok, all better.
Definately co-signing on your hate Brotherspanky!!!…I have no problem pushing baby strollers and elderly people down the escalator…. the leftside is not for sightseeing!!! everytime I take the Metro in DC during rush hour… I get angry thinking how DISRESPECTFUL people are regarding the concept of rush hour… ( I miss NY) yes I am talking to yall who need to hold your boos hands during the morning and afternoon rush… I will CUT IN!…
Happy Birthday, Panama!!! *glitter*
Who do I hate? Skateboarders, people that pick their nose on public transportation (and then grab handrails), people who wear Tom’s of Maine and really need something stronger, and um…the tree people.
“people who wear Tom’s of Maine and really need something stronger”
i wish this could be a PSA. i really do. in the interest of feelings i won’t name names, but some people need ingredients that end in -ide, -lene, -xane, and -ate. jussayin.
word
but some people need ingredients that end in -ide, -lene, -xane, and -ate. jussayin.
lmao !!!!!
but some people need ingredients that end in -ide, -lene, -xane, and -ate. jussayin.
^Indeed! LOL!
“people who wear Tom’s of Maine and really need something stronger,”
*snort* My coworkers said his friend that used this often smelled like weed. It had that aftereffect for some reason. Smellin’ like weed without even enjoying that Scooby-snack feeling? Eff your life.
But, that brings me to an important question. Can any of my VSSs (or VSBs) offer up a hypoallergenic deodorant that is the business? Because I tried that Tom’s of Maine ish and it didn’t do it for me. But, I need some nice smelling, well-working deodorant that won’t make me break out into hives. With my sensitive skin a*s…
I use this spray. It’s a mineral/water spray. Not sure other ingredients or even the name right now caue I’m at work. It works though (if you’re not a heavy odor type of person). No odor for 24 hrs. I don’t recommend it if you sweat cause it will do nothing for that. I bought it at CVS so look for it in a drug store.
Cheekie, have you tried funk butter by Oyin Handmade?
oh sh!t “funk butter”- really? bwahahaha… I’m sorry that was too easy.
funk butter? for real? say it ain’t so.
OMG, I’mm have to buy that for the name alone! Thanks for the rec!
Yes y’all funk butter, lol, it comes in a tin and had baking soda (main ingredient) and it comes in both scented and unscented.
@ Cheekie LOL Scooby and Shaggy were high as sh*t, most of the time LOL but we didn’t relaize this til we were grown LLS!!!
Ain’t that the best? I love finding out ish I missed out on as a child. It’s such a great and hilarious feeling.
Cheekie, Lush has some deodorants. I haven’t tried them, all I know is that they are aluminum free: http://www.lushusa.com/shop/products/body/deodorants
^Sensitive skin folks gotta stick together
Wow, good look. Thanks, girl!
Armpit stink is caused by bacteria that live in your pits breaking down sweat, skin, etc. So, try neosporin or some other antibacterial ointment. Won’t give you a “deodorant” smell, but will prevent funk.
I hate:
A. Chicago cab driverss;
B. Female Chicago bus drivers;
C. Aggressive Chicago panhandlersj
D. Chicago weather from Sept 15 to Apr 15.
Damn, I miss Chicago.
Oh, and I hate attractively challenged people who think they’re hot sh*t.
Oh, and I hate big girls in little clothes. Trust, I don’t want to see your stomach hanging over the top of your jeans. Remember: everything is not for every body.
I think I’m done now.
@meka
I SECOND THAT!
. . . but what about the big girls or any size girls that wear the tight clothes that show their unpleasant discolorations in some unpleasant areas of the lower region! You right!
Everything aint for errrbody.
OMG!!! Chicago cab drivers are my archnemeses. ERRTAHM I get into their raggedy cab, I come out w/ a story. My blog readers laugh at me. But them cabbies ain’t NO GOOD!
But you’re right about that Chicago weather. only reason we stay is bc of the summer. It’s so awesome.
Yea, Chicago weather really does suck, when I was a kid I just thought that was normal until I lived other places and talked to other people.
My first time in Chicago in march I met some of the “C. Aggressive Chicago panhandler” and yeah they take the cake, I had 3 proposals by the time I walked from one hotel to the other…. go play in traffic!!!!
Completely agree with the big girls in little clothes… logic should tell you that a MINI skirt should not come in an XXL… those are contradicting statements!
I love you listed all the ish you hate about the Chi and then say you miss it. Perfect way to describe our relationship with this dayum city.
Oh and ‘word’ on the big girls in the x-smedium clothes. I cannot understand how chicks don’t realize that tighter clothes only accentuates the ladylumps you don’t wanna be seen. Also, the clothes are in pain. Think of the clothes.
@ meka
Oh, and I hate big girls in little clothes. Trust, I don’t want to see your stomach hanging over the top of your jeans. Remember: everything is not for every body.
I hear ya. I call them “the winnie the pooh’s”…
I wanna hug you and co-sign this entire post. Especially the bit about cab drivers. Like “What the FU(K do you have to honk at at 3 in the morning?! On a Monday?!”
And also the big girls in little clothes part. I especially hate it cause I’m a small woman and I get extremely upset when I walk into a store and the a particularly cute item of clothing in my size is sold out and all I can think about is that some heavy set a$$hole is probably off somewhere with the size I wear bustin the seams and sh!t…..
Ok, let me stop…
Happy Birthday, Panama! Let me take you to the Skylark for a table dance…
People I hate (to name a few): anyone who makes my job harder, people who hurt children, shoppers who don’t respect my space in the check-out, racists, terrorists, naturally petite women (my jealousy runs deep), bad customer service reps (find a new job, pronto!)
@MsEsquire77 – didnt the skylark have a multiple murder there a few years ago? i try to stay away from places known as crime scene central. lol
I wasn’t going to go INSIDE with you! I was just going to drop you off with a $20 and wish you good luck. That place looks like the price of entry should include a shot of antibiotics.
Seriously though you bring me joy with every post so I’ll gladly buy you a birthday shot
“Let me take you to the Skylark for a table dance…”
Is that the green bldg strip club on New York n Bladensburg? If so my cousin took me there as a joke, and no lie, one stripper had a gun with bullets coming out tatted around a gun wound. For real.
@ToneCapone
That’s the place! It looks SOOOO hood from the outside that I’m mad curious about the interior but I also have a strong sense of self-preservation so I’ve never been.
bad customer service reps
Gurl that’s my biggest pet peeve. How you gonna be a customer service rep and have an attitude that smells like ish. That’s your f-ing job! To serve your customers, keep them, and attract more. Not run them away with your b*tcha**ness
“Fret not, I won’t be naming (specific) names because today was a good day. ”
#youlie
@Cheekie
Although I am still a 1.5 and I represent the CLC. Thank you for the compliment from yesterdays post.
CLC til I D-I-E
you a little late Humble One.. but it’s cool..
cuz better late than never..
Aw, Humble_One, I kinda ‘preciate that you remembered to give thanks. You did it on CPT, but I understand, brotha. I understand.
Sorry VSBro’
As president of The Haters’ Club (Cheeba Chapter Delta Nine)
Jay Z can’t (w)rap hamburgers!
Yes! he’s stolen some great lines and has even usurped many a track from more talented rappers, thus making a hit, when his fans would have never heard another artist.
Prime example “Renegade”.
Yes, he’s philanthropic, has is own sneaker, bits and pieces of brands and businesses and yes he’s married to Bouncy.
All these things that cause me to experience envy.
But he must sit behind a bunch of word smiths including Devin the Dude and Shelia E.
@ulysses – LMAO @ Sheila E. that actually made me laugh out loud.
Eminem kilt Jay on Renegade.
dare somebody to say something. lol.
“see i’m a poet to some, a regular modern day shakespeare..”
that’s my joint.
Royce da 5’9″ is one of my favorite rappers, and low-key one of the reasons I hate Jay-Z is because everyone thinks “Renegade” is his song.
Don’t forget Del the Funky Homosapien and YoYo
I’ve been trying to hate somebody of than Ayn Rand.
and my self
for wanting to do Gayle King (I really want to take her to dinner in the hood a club downtown and eph up her hair in the back seat of a Green Cab) and Martha Stewart, (she would have to wear the tether.)
Other than that,
I just think of most people as stupid, lonely, bored or horny and ashamed of it.
Happy Birthday PJack! 19 days to go until I can boogie down (no Bronx) for my day. Who am I not feeling right now? My Spanish instructor who’s throwing the book at us early and often. 3rd day of class and we already have a quiz? Oh really? Is that how she wants to do things? LoL Oh yeah and the kats with eccentric top 5 lists normally pick someone like Lupe Fiasco or Kid Cudi in lieu of Jay-Z, at least that’s my experience *side eye*.
For real? you’re june 22???! i’m june 23. yay, us!!! we should have a 2 day virtual party on vsb. I’m sure they’ll let us…
dont throat punch me but…. you gotta name ppl you hate that you dont know!!!!!
and yay for cancers!! whoop whoop
LOL Gemmie it’s only the 2nd day. Iono know that broad!!
@Miss P 23rd? Cool beans I have a homeboy who’s b day is the 21st…niiice. We got the beginning of the week on lock. Ha!
lmao @ its only the 2nd day. Iono that broad!! u a fool girl
LMAO @ “it’s only the 2nd day. Iono know that broad!!”
Happy Birthday, Sir Threeness! Hope your day is beautiful!
Folks I don’t know that I can’t stand (I might have listed these in another VSB post. If so, my bad):
1. People that push their baby stroller and kid into on-coming traffic to bully-foot their way across the street. You really ’bout to risk your child to cross the street? Really? Plus, your punk-a*s ain’t at a crosswalk.
2. Co-sign on the bicyclists….especially when there are signs telling bicyclists to dismount during plazas and heavy pedestrian traffic but oh no.,,,,This Mahphuggah refuses to dismount and is side-swipping people or bicycling on crowded sidewalks that have tons of pedestrian traffic (not to mention ignoring stop signs or using the bike lane in the opposite direction on a one way street). I have a quick vision of kicking the sh!t out the side of their bike to make them fall hard.
3. People who cough in heavy pedestrian traffic or when walking by you and they don’t cover their mouth. Why I gotta hold my breath until I get into new air space because you lack common home-training?
4. People on cell phones walking into traffic when you got the green light. Just hella lackadaisical and everybody gotta stop because the world revolves around them o_0
5. Cripple folks doing illegal jaywalking just when the light turned green. Yo a*z is already in crutches and moving at .000000012 miles per hour. So why you think you can hightail it across the street in the most illegal of ways and holding everything up?
6. Dem ninjas that shoot up the club/party/function or just otherwise kill fun. Eff them twice….in the eye…with a rusty screwdriver.
7. Folks who don’t respect your personal space when you making a monetary transaction at a store, ATM, etc. Can you get off my neck and back up??!!!
@legitimate_soul
WOW we must be the same person cause I cosign everything you listed. I hate people who don’t cover their mouths and spread germs. I hate people who take forever to go when the light turns green (i’m a honker)…and people who don’t back up off me when I’m puttin in my pin get a serious comment or too.
I didn’t know people do that with strollers…that’s crazy!
@legitimate_soul
7. Folks who don’t respect your personal space when you making a monetary transaction at a store, ATM, etc. Can you get off my neck and back up??!!!
I literally begin thinking violent thoughts when this happens. MOVE, SH*T!!!!!
my mom taught me that when someone is too close.. you take a step back and step on their toes.. then turn around and do the “oh, i’m sorry..” they usually get the point..
this also works when i’m in the checkoout line and someone has their shopping cart ramming me in the behind…
my mom taught me that when someone is too close.. you take a step back and step on their toes.. then turn around and do the “oh, i’m sorry..” they usually get the point..
this also works when i’m in the checkoout line and someone has their shopping cart ramming me in the behind…
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Hmmm….I’m gonna try that move next time I’m out. I’m usually too impatient and just turn around with my typical “yooooooo….back up, son” comment. Scared the hell outta someone’s grandma one time…..
@legitimate_soul
“3. People who cough in heavy pedestrian traffic or when walking by you and they don’t cover their mouth. Why I gotta hold my breath until I get into new air space because you lack common home-training?”
This PISSES me off. I hate this and people spitting in garbage cans. How hard is it for you to cough/sneeze in your sleeve? I don’t want your SARS/Swine Flu/Ebola etc. I thought I was the only person that held their breath when people do that around me. LOL.
“6. Dem ninjas that shoot up the club/party/function or just otherwise kill fun. Eff them twice….in the eye…with a rusty screwdriver.”
Tell ninjas to stop stepping on my crispy white Air 1′s and I won’t wild out. I also wouldn’t shoot up the party if you served apple juice instead of hennesey. Hennesey brings out the cowardly thug in me.
“I also wouldn’t shoot up the party if you served apple juice instead of hennesey. ”
^LOL! Why folk gotta smuggle Mott’s and Martinelli’s in the club and ‘ish so you won’t “Shyne out”?
Co- Sign on 3 through 5, that’s ish is downright dangerous and add the fact that people are starting to do this after 8pm us its warm outside.
“Why I gotta hold my breath until I get into new air space because you lack common home-training?”
Is it just me, or do you still smell the cigarette smoke no matter how long you’ve held your breath and how far away you’ve walked?
i still smell cigarette smoke… and i hated that you couldn’t figure out which way to blow that cloud so that it wouldn’t affect all these people.. ARGH!
i feel u on the cig smoke. smokers in general piss me off. because theres nowhere but a box for smokers only that they can smoke and it not affect innocent bystanders. i hate them, always and forever.
“3. People who cough in heavy pedestrian traffic or when walking by you and they don’t cover their mouth. Why I gotta hold my breath until I get into new air space because you lack common home-training?”
YES. I don’t want you coughin’ your leprosy all on me.
And I really hate the ones that spittle when they cough. UGH.
” People that push their baby stroller and kid into on-coming traffic to bully-foot their way across the street. You really ’bout to risk your child to cross the street? Really? Plus, your punk-a*s ain’t at a crosswalk.”
THis is one of my BIGGEST pet peeves! I just plain hate that YOU (as the adult) can’t take no better care of your baby than that! I also hate:
a) parents with children (not in strollers) that don’t bother to look both ways and pass on their shitty habits so their kids will eventually grow up to be stupid pedestrians who can’t find an effing crosswalk or understand that oncoming traffic won’t magically stop for them;
b) parents that let their children walk on the side of the sidewalk closest to traffic while taking the inside themselves; and
c) (unrelated but related) people with pets that do these things.
Children and animals should be able to depend on you as the person with higher reasoning skills that you won’t let them get kilt!
3. People who block traffic to hold a conversation with people who are parked or standing on the sidewalk
You would really get pissed here. In Detroit cats will hold a conversation talking to each other in their cars in the middle of the street. I admit I did this when I was younger.
5. People who refuse t put Jay-Z in a top five rapper of all time list in favor of somebody like, Big L or Q-Tip
This reminds me of that wack arse VIBE producer poll. They are basically asking who is the
most popularbest producer. As much as Iove ATCQ The Abstract does not belong in the top 5 rapper’s of all time. Some one is smoking. This sounds like a statement from one of those “if it is underground it is better” people.@Humble
Do you live in Detroit now?? I was born and raised in the D, 8 Mile and Southfield Freeway to be exact! I don’t have any family there any more but it’ll always be home in my heart.
Go grab a Coney dog and a Vernor’s or peach Faygo and take a picture for me
@MsEsquire77
“Do you live in Detroit now?? I was born and raised in the D, 8 Mile and Southfield Freeway to be exact!”
Yes I live in Detroit now. I’m from the Northwest side too. West 6 Mile/7 Mile Lahser/Evergreen.
“Go grab a Coney dog and a Vernor’s or peach Faygo and take a picture for me ”
I’m straight on that Coney Dog. How about a cheeseburger deluxe with chili and cheese on the fries?
I’ll settle on the cheeseburger deluxe and live vicariously through you
the awesomeness that is peach faygo…so glad my Chi market has these puppies.
YES! I live in Detroit now, and have for a while, but no matter where they are if they get a phone call they’ll pick it up.
Half way into an elevator? Check
In the middle of the street? Check
IDriving their cars? Check
Driving their cars while midturn in the middle of the street? Check
It’s the same people that will jay walk w.o looking both ways cuz THEY’RE the pedestrian and YOU’RE the licensed driver… and theres no test you gotta pass to walk.
“You would really get pissed here. In Detroit cats will hold a conversation talking to each other in their cars in the middle of the street. I admit I did this when I was younger.”
*nods head* yep. just what i was thinking.
i loathe these mofos. and i would’ve mean-mugged your younger-self something serious. lol. yep, i said mean-mugged.
*Dodging tomatoes* I still say “mean-mug”. *going to saddown now*
@Humble_One
Nice gravatar.
This sounds like a statement from one of those “if it is underground it is better” people.
Yeah, I cosign this
Happy Birthday, P!
I, too, hate bicyclists. I usually have to stop myself from mowing them down on purpose. Argh. Lol. I also despise slow a** pedestrians who always just happen to take five minutes to crossing the street when I need to turn. Yuck.
Happy Birthday PJ!!!
You know who I hate, the f*cks that play those godd*mned Vcast or whatever the f*ck kind of cell phones that play music out loud on the train, in the doctors office, in a restaurant, etc. Like WTF were you raised in a motherf*cking cave, you inconsiderate f*ck, what makes you think everyone on the train wants to listen to that whack sh*t (it always is) you’re playing?? Its always someone black doing this and they’re always playing some f*ckery by some B-brand rapper laced with n-words and obscenties.. Ugh so embarassing
This reminds me of that bus scene in Star Trek IV where Spock does the Vulcan death grip on that dude because he won’t turn his music down.
@P.
… You’re nerd is showing…
But so is mine cuz I know that exact scene. Save the whales!!!
I hate the sound of any ringing phone (especially ones that play songs) – work, home, cell, other peoples. My phone stays on silent or vibrate. Still trying to figure out how I turn my work phone on silent.
@BK Sweetheart
“Its always someone black doing this and they’re always playing some f*ckery by some B-brand rapper laced with n-words and obscenties.. Ugh so embarassing”
*nodding head* Yup!
100% on this list
, except for the whole cheekie shout out thing, I dont really know her but she steady stays first comment. So shout out to dedication and browser refreshing.
One thing I can’t f*ckin stand is people who assume you cant speak English cuz you dont look ‘typically American’. I swear, the stories I’ve got…. I mean just the other day a job interviewer asked me how long i’d been in the US, i told him straight up about 3 years. he then started complimenting me on how amazing my english is and how could i possibly have picked it up so fast.
I looked up like dude I grew up in Canada.
haha, again last week I was waiting for a friend out by some elevators on campus and was just using my laptop to browse the net, this guy walks past me… sorry, this guy CRUISES by me 4 times (back and fourth so 8 times if you wanna get technical) like i’m a 76 chevy and this was main street USA until he finally stops and starts miming while speaking really effin slowly “there are chairs with tables that have plug in out lets for your computer, so you can study good over there.”
I was so torn between speakin in some random THICK accent (like chinese instead of the arabic or african he expected), or asking him when they let him off the farm that I just thanked him and told him i already knew.
But allow ignorance, some people need it to live. I hate it though. With a f*ckin passion.
Sorry, I speed read! Happy BDay!
Sorry, I am (or was) one of those people. I would frequent the nail salon and would have a hard time understanding their “attempt” to speak English. One day the third attempt of a single English speaking Asian employee was so precise to me. I realized that I had never understood because I expected not to so when I broke down the barrier and assume that I will understand. . . .it was more easy to understand.
I don’t get it….
well first off I’m glad you’ve been converted to the ‘English is a language, not a bloodtype’ school of thought, but are you saying that regardless of their accents you never understood your manicurists until you decided you could understand your manicurists?
That sucks.
“except for the whole cheekie shout out thing, I dont really know her but she steady stays first comment. So shout out to dedication and browser refreshing.”
Thank you muchly! *sniff*
ppl i strongly dislike that i dont even know:
-ppl who hold up the grocery store line to write a check, only starting to fill out AFTER they are given their total
-ppl who make right hand turns from the far left side of the lane
-ppl who let their un-fixed female cats out the house. i HATE the sound of a cat in heat. its the worst most nerve wrecking sound ever. ugh!
“i HATE the sound of a cat in heat. its the worst most nerve wrecking sound ever. ugh!”
You are so right!
I didn’t know that’s what that was. I thought they were hungry, lonely, or gettin’ ready to fight.
@Gem of the Ocean
“ppl who let their un-fixed female cats out the house. i HATE the sound of a cat in heat. its the worst most nerve wrecking sound ever. ugh!”
The first time I heard this I thought somebody left a baby in the bushes in front of my house.
^Yes! That’s it!
so that hasn’t been a baby being attacked outside my window every night for the last week?
ugh. i hate cats. that’s gotta be the most awful noise ever.
lol exactly! the sound is gawd awful!! and its even worse when her feline tail finds a mate. the screeching meows that go one are ridiculous.
I want to just go to the window and say
“Hey Shut the Heck up!”,
but I dont want the people to come get me. LOL. This was one of the reasons I was afraid of Hlloween for years like til I was 12 or 13… because cats was outside mating…
I thought… What the hell was that????????? I did not know when I was little what in the world was going on. That one Halloween I remember was scary, complete with unearthly screaming! Scared me for years.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PANAMA JACKSON!!
Now, as someone stated before, I hate BAD CUSTOMER SERVICE REPS!
I hate when I’m at the drive thru employees be like “drive up” once the order is complete? That’s it, just “drive up.”
Then they will try to give you a cup that looks like soda rained from the rim of the cup and then be breathing hard when asked to wipe the cup off! OMG!
I also hate POWER-TRIPPIN’ POLICE!
. . . .write me a $100ticket cause you mad I ain’t let you speak first when I asked why you stop me in the first place and how they gone arrest me just because I aint give em my uncle license that I had on me, like I said “You asked for my license and you don’t need this one!”
It’s like this, a man with a badge can sometimes be a boy with a toy!
Thumbs up to standin’ up for yourself.
i just had to say…
champie’s beloved stacy dash is a blaxican!!!! like MEEEEEEEE!!!!!! #everybodylovesablaxican #mixedchicks
i dont know how i am JUST finding this out. but im amazed. and happy. thanks, wendy williams, for allowing me to learn this interesting/useless piece of info. love ya xoxox
Yeah, I just realized she was on the Wendy Williams Show. That chick is BAD.
*meant to say, “just realized she was Blaxican”.
yeah man. she’s got the fountain of youth in that gorgeous temple of a body she’s got. wish it was me!
Happy Birthday Mr. Jackson!
People I really can’t take….
People who complain about EVERYTHING. Like really, nothing makes you happy? You need to rearrange your priorities.
People who call you and have absolutely nothing to talk about. Then when you say ‘I’ll call you back’, they get angry with you because you don’t want to hold the phone until something comes up. Are you serious?! I don’t want to hear you breathing on the other end of the phone for 20+ minutes. GTFOH!
The people who came up with Driver Responsibility fees. Why do I have to pay 300 dollars in addition to the cost of the ticket? Have you ever heard of such nonsense? (Personal gripe, sorry)
Anyway, hope you have a hate free day PJ
The people who came up with Driver Responsibility fees. Why do I have to pay 300 dollars in addition to the cost of the ticket? Have you ever heard of such nonsense?
I’ve never heard of this, is this $300 for a parking/traffic ticket?
Well, in Texas, if you are caught without insurance, you not only pay for the ticket, you also pay for Driver Responsibility fees… which amount to $225 a year for 3 years…
Yup, that’ll teach you responsibility really quick.
“People who call you and have absolutely nothing to talk about.”
Yes!!! I don’t even try to say “I’ll call you back” cause then they act like a bill collector or your bf asking when and why. Usually I use the classic, “Gotta go take a shower, nap, food break”.
“People who call you and have absolutely nothing to talk about. Then when you say ‘I’ll call you back’, they get angry with you because you don’t want to hold the phone until something comes up. Are you serious?! I don’t want to hear you breathing on the other end of the phone for 20+ minutes. GTFOH!”
On that note, I effing hate people that call you then proceed to have a convo with folks they’re with. The f*ck? *click*
I don’t know what’s worse, nothing to talk about or having conversations with people on their end.
Either way, they should just take the phone cord and strangle themselves. Just die.
i just realized, do they even make phones with cords anymore? actually, just one yourself if you still use one of those!This list!!!! I c/s every single line!!! Especially #1… Seriously, nothing in life brings you joy and happiness? Like nothing? You must suck at life.
I’ll stick to the important points:
1) Grown arse people who dig in their nose in public with their bare fingers. People.can.see.you.
2) Bad arse kids who curse around elderly people. I’m southern. I learned my best cussin lines from my grandmother, but I get HIGHLY offended when some snot nosed brat barely out of diapers decides to assert their “adult-hood” by using a few choice curse words without regard for my grandma’s ears.
3) Those random kiosk kneegrows in the mall tryna sell their shotty products. No I dont wanna try your siht and hell to the no I dont want to let you straighten my hair with that chi knockoff. Further, I will not let you test your bohemian products on any part of my body. Why must they be so intrusive? I dont make eye contact.
4) Yt women who run alone at night. I worry about those heffas. I really do. I find myself trying to make out her face because I feel like I’m gonna see her on that missing persons board at Wal-Mart. I dont understand what makes them say “hmmm its 1am I think I’ll go running alone in the woods” Stop doing that!
5) Customer service people who dont speak a word of English! Stop apologizing fool and get my issue resolved! BTW I know your name is NOT Kim or Tommy!
That is all (for now)
oooppps forgot to say Happy Birthday Panama (playas f*ck up).
Let Stevie slang his beads & show you his signature circle 8 head move in honor of your bday! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9y2UhCmHCRk&feature=related
LoL I learned all my cuss words from Grandma too.
“4) Yt women who run alone at night. I worry about those heffas. I really do. I find myself trying to make out her face because I feel like I’m gonna see her on that missing persons board at Wal-Mart. I dont understand what makes them say “hmmm its 1am I think I’ll go running alone in the woods” Stop doing that!”
We call these “blue beacon” girls. Anybody who’s ever been to a college where they have that system of beacons where you can push the button and alert the police will understand this.
#s 3 and 4 made me laugh out loud! #4 in particular because I’m an avid Law & Order: SVU and Criminal Minds fan. I’m always thinking they are going to find you in a park/dumpster/playground! Invest in a treadmill or a gym membership…sheesh!
#3 are always, ALWAYS Eastern European in my neck of the woods. ALWAYS.
(singing) Haaaapppy Biiirrrthday toooo youuuuuuu….Haaaapppy Biiirrrthday toooo youuuuuuu. Haaapy Biiirrrthday Dear Panamaaaaa! Haaaaapy Biiiirrrthday toooo yoooooouuuuuu!
1. I hate people who have sensitive a$$ car alarms. A 10 mile/hr breeze can blow and your shyt is fired up at 3a.m….UGH!!!
2. I hate people who pull up beside me at a light and stare into my car. Extra hate for the guy who motions for me to lower my window so that he can make an attempt to get my number.
3. I hate people who feel the need to talk all the damned time. Shut the F@CK up already!
JAY-Z is the GREATEST RAPPER ALIVE! (drops mic)
1. I hate people who have sensitive a$$ car alarms. A 10 mile/hr breeze can blow and your shyt is fired up at 3a.m….UGH!!!
^Yup! And EVERYBODY hears that ‘ish and is wide awake except for the OWNER of the actual car. It always takes that fool hella long to turn his alarm off.
3. I hate people who feel the need to talk all the damned time. Shut the F@CK up already!
This is mine. And I work where I have to listen. I’m the f*ckers boss so I gotta nod and smile and play nice… But in my head I’m like stfu, stfu, STFU… Really those papers wrestling and eyes averting aren’t clues enough for you? No, these people have no f*ing clue about the same signals the rest of us hear loud and clear. Body language isn’t universal I guess. U never played a team sport? Know your role! F* be like mike–be like Rodman or Pippen… Come on who didn’t like Pippen… so just cuz I can’t never say this ish at work… stfu, stfu, stfu, STFU!
BTW Happy B’day Panama!
And yes, you’re sexy!
“I hate people who pull up beside me at a light and stare into my car.”
This ish right here gets ninjas killed where I’m from.
@Mrs. Dr Evil
I hate people who pull up beside me at a light and stare into my car. Extra hate for the guy who motions for me to lower my window so that he can make an attempt to get my number.
Oh yes I hate that too! Who do people do this. I can literally feel when someone is staring at me.
how about the truck drivers that pull up beside you.. and look IN on you… just cuz the truck is higher than my car, it gives them a right to look down my shirt? UGH!! and stop staring at my thighs!!
Funny, I hate people who actually do put Jay-Z in their top 5 for the same reasons you mentioned, which brings me to my list:
1. People who want to have music or movie conversations with me. Point blank, we will not agree. You aren’t going to change my opinion, and I’m not going to change yours, so let’s not waste each other’s time.
2. The guy in front of me who doesn’t know where the hell he’s going and crawls from block to block, topped off by coming to a dead ass stop at the corner to see if he actually wants to turn down this street. Either know where you’re going or hit up Google Maps before you leave the house you hooligan.
3. The person at the front of a traffic jam. You’re driving too slow homie.
4. People who say things just to say them and don’t know what the hell they’re talking about. The more I hear people talk, the more I work out the kinks of the law I’ve invented in my head where speech is regulated like an academic paper with citations, footnotes, and a bibliography. I fully intend on passing said law when I take over the world.
5. PEOPLE WHO DON’T STAND RIGHT AND WALK LEFT.
6. People who don’t know about sports talking about sports. There’s NO NINJA I hate more on this earth than the cat who couldn’t tell Joe Montana from Hannah Montana talmbout some “oh such-and-such’s team just lost, I’m bout to text him!” Kill yourself dog, really.
7. That one couple who does things like bring their kids to see Texas Chainsaw Massacre or some other sh*t that kids needn’t be around for.
I literally LOL @ #4. The English teacher in me approves this message…and would like to be considered for your Sec. of Defending an Argument.
lol, I’ve actually started stopping people mid-sentence when I’m suspicious of their information and make them show me where they got it from right there.
One thing Jay-Z is good for is giving me one of my personal mottos: We don’t believe you, you need more people!
#2 Fiyah For Dem!
Oh happpy b-day PJ!
“7. That one couple who does things like bring their kids to see Texas Chainsaw Massacre or some other sh*t that kids needn’t be around for.”
I HATE that ish. Seriously, movie theaters need to be like, “HALT!” whenever parents bring babies to rated R movies. I know technically they’re not supposed to be there anyway, but no one enforces it.
I may be mistaken but I have a pretty good feeling the sound editor didn’t add BABY CRYING throughout an entire horror film. Ugh.
I hate:
all the people who come to south Florida for Memorial day
- we dont want you here! We would all love it if you would stay in your respective cities and keep your drunkiness and f*ckery there. We have enough of our own!
all the Bamas that drive 50 on I-95.
- speed limit is 65, with your simple a*s!
ladies who get so drunk they end up in an alley
- if you can’t handle you liquor drink water!
all the dudes who argue with they lady on south beach
- dude, your on South Beach on Memorial day weekend! did you really think she came down here to be faithful to you!
dude who made me slap him for knocking my drink over
- why for come you made me do dat
OH MY GOODNESS KIRK!! you’re in my neck of the woods..
i pray for rain every memorial day, everytime it would rain on Memorial Day weekend i’d be like, “that’s right.. DIE roaches, DIE!!”
why for come you block up my expressway.. and have me stay in my house like a hermit crab because i don’t wanna deal with the plastic shoes and booty shorts.. and have men mistake me for that chick that’s “putting herself through school”
“i LIVE here fool!”
why is there no lane on the 95 that says “inconvenienced florida residents that are just trying to get to coconut grove” it would flow freely like the HOV lane before they put up the tolls…
the weather was so lovely this weekend, now we’ll never get them to stay away… UGH!!
yea I actually got to go out 1 time the entire weekend. and that was a enough for me! I try to make it a point to stay in cuz these ninjas is crazy!
why is there no lane on the 95 that says “inconvenienced florida residents that are just trying to get to coconut grove” it would flow freely like the HOV lane before they put up the tolls…
Yea I don’t think anyone really cares about the actual people who live here. It took me 25 mins. to get from my house to my moms house Hollywood, and I live 5 miles away. Oh and I really hate the fact that their bringing those tolls to Broward! I have enough trouble with them in Miami.
i’m getting spooked.. i live in hollywood..
how about all the money spent on those stupid traffic lights for the traffic merging onto 95 from Aventura.. and they don’t even work.. then they say some foolishness like “2 cars per light” or something.. who thought up THAT!? that area is already a mess during rush hour.. now i’m just mad at the buffoonery..
yea I think I have actually seen a few of those 2 cars per light things. but I don’t think really pays attention to it…
@Nick_L-Odeon
Okay…freaky. I live in Hollywood too!…and you had my dying with the Die Roaches Die comment. DWL..I thought I was the only one.
Not from there but I know Miami well and this why is there no lane on the 95 that says “inconvenienced florida residents that are just trying to get to coconut grove” had me cracking up!
Miami during Memorial Day is a hot ghetto mess…I mean really? The people who live there full time are already trifling enough but the tourists just add to the foolishness.
@MW09, It truly is a hot ghetto mess…the most ig’nant ppl (or folks just become ig’nant when they go there) travel to Miami on Memorial Day. I went once and will never go again. (Sorry to the folks who live there).
Happy Birthdy Homie
@Kirk Lazarus
You’re down here with me! Cosign on the Memoria Day madness. I never understood the hype about South Beach and Memorial Day.
I hate I have to pay (ie Sunpass) to use those ‘express’ lanes on I-95. And once you’re over there, you can’t exit those lanes!
Can I jump on this South Florida train? I hate it down here Memorial weekend time. South Beach is played and annoying.
dude who made me slap him for knocking my drink over
- why for come you made me do dat
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Happy Birthday Son!!
dogg, get off the naaaa’sense, marinated skittles in vodka? no and no!Looking at this tutorial, it does look somewhat yummy…
it definitely LOOKS amazing. hope it tastes as good
Happy Birthday Panama!!
You want bad bicyclists? Go to Boston…they have their own lane in both directions!! WHY are you on the sidewalk??
Speaking of sidewalks…I hate people who are with friends and walk side by freakin side extra slow taking up all the room so you can’t pass them.
And the ones who are riding my butt cause I don’t feel like walking fast. I’m by myself on the edge of the sidewalk. N***** go around!! Breathing down my neck will NOT make me move faster. You’re in my personal bubble.
this also goes for the spanish family at the mall that brought mother, daddy,sister,uncle, children and grandma.. then wanna walk side by side… i can’t STAND you!!
bwahahaha too funny… so true
Co-sign that. I just wish there were little mall carts with the old style cow pushers they used to have on trains to drive through these little chains of hand holding, side-by-side walking inconsiderate mofos.
*high five*
WTF is this, The Sound of Music? Ya’ll don’t gotta be skipping through sidewalk holding hands. What, ya’ll afraid someone gonna get lost? STOP IT.
we used to call it the “Friends” walk…like from the intro of the show
lmao. *borat* Very nice.
CO-SIGN!!!!!! I can’t stand when ppl take up ALL the sidewalk!!!! And then they 7 ppl line try to turn the damn corner….side by side!!!!
B**** this ain’t Sex and the City move!!!
* I also hate sales associates who offer you assistance and you say “no thanks i’m just looking” and when you finally pick some ish up here they a** come again trying to “help”
*Happy Birthday PJ!!!!
Why is everybody hating so hard on bycyclists? *pouts*
…
Share the road, y’all!
Happy Happy Birthday!!
and we know you don’t give a f*ck cause it’s your birthday!
and i thought i had road rage. dang.
lol. anyhoo. number 4? kilt me dead. twitter definitely needs some black n’ b*tchy spray repellent for some of those folks.
hm. who do i hate.
can’t think this late. i’llbeback.
k iknow what i hate now.
-guys that still sag. you look retarded. and gay. so unless that’s the aim… stop now.
-men that can’t decipher a Lady from a hoodrat
-black women who work in customer service but hate customers and hate servicing them.
-girls that did the stank hoodrat walk that was so prevalent in downtown detroit last weekend. i can’t describe it, but i know it when i see it. makes someone look like they smell bad in their netherlands.
-people that drive 60 in the fast lane and hold up alllll the other cars. mooooooove yatch! get out the way. me and my V6 will run you overeth. plus i’m running late.
-people that are too busy to attend anything their child participates in. yousuck.
-people who sit right next to you in a waiting room when there are clearly 12 other seats available. why are you thisclose to me?!
-people who bump into you/brush past you etc without saying anything. ummm i know you felt that cause i felt it, dammit. rude arse. but i apologize to tables and chairs when i bump them, so i may just be sensitive. lol
-the woman who let her *used* sanitary napkin fall into my stall and dangerously close to my newly french-manicured toes the other day and grabbed it without saying anything (i was already deeply traumatized by then). and THEN came out of the stall and complimented my hair like i hadn’t just seen her insides. ican’t.. i know it’s embarrassing, but damn.
k that’s enough hate on your birthday PJ. celebrate good times, come on! my little sister turned 21 yesterday and i bought her very first legal drink last night. lol. great big sister i am. all positively influential and such.
-the woman who let her *used* sanitary napkin fall into my stall and dangerously close to my newly french-manicured toes the other day and grabbed it without saying anything (i was already deeply traumatized by then). and THEN came out of the stall and complimented my hair like i hadn’t just seen her insides. ican’t.. i know it’s embarrassing, but damn .
How disgusting. Ewwww. I think I threw up in my mouth.
girls that did the stank hoodrat walk that was so prevalent in downtown detroit last weekend. i can’t describe it, but i know it when i see it. makes someone look like they smell bad in their netherlands.
The image of a stank hoodrat stroll is pretty hilarious.Strangely enough, I’ve seen many a young woman walk like this myself…and you’re right, it can’t really be described.
@Muze
Yes yes and yes to all on your list. Especially:
-girls that did the stank hoodrat walk that was so prevalent in downtown detroit last weekend. i can’t describe it, but i know it when i see it. makes someone look like they smell bad in their netherlands.
I know that walk!…and people who don’t support their children should just die and let someone else take over.
*blinks* I hope she washed her hands…O_O
guys that still sag. you look retarded. and gay. so unless that’s the aim… stop now.
How long have guys been saggin’ since the 90′s? I too am perplexed as to why this fad has lasted so long.
“-the woman who let her *used* sanitary napkin fall into my stall and dangerously close to my newly french-manicured toes the other day and grabbed it without saying anything ”
GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
“-guys that still sag. you look retarded. and gay. so unless that’s the aim… stop now.”
I especially hate the ones that sag with belts. I mean, I know why they use ‘em…but it’s just so ridiculous to sag using something that’s supposed to hold your pants UP. Emphasis on UP.
I especially hate the ones that sag with belts. I mean, I know why they use ‘em…but it’s just so ridiculous to sag using something that’s supposed to hold your pants UP. Emphasis on UP.
^To add on to this I especially hate guys in skinny jeans that sag. Da fuggg!
@ legitimate soul,
(man, I’m all over the place….lol) But yeah, how could I forget those dayum skinny jeans! Now I admit: I hates those damn things on a dude worn with the “men’s bo bo’s” (shoes). Suga tank lookin’ azzes! And that damn sag??? I won’t even start!
YESSSSSSSSS. It is such an oxymoron, I want to implode.
Happy Birthday, Panama!
Celebrating the day just wouldn’t have been the same without your hit list, huh?
I wasn’t going to write tonight but after you opened with number one, well I had to share. It wasn’t long after I first learned to drive when this actually happened to me. I was soooooo careful with my driving back then ’cause I didn’t want to lose my license before the ink was dry.
I swear it unfolded exactly like you wrote it– getting ready to turn right, had the signal on and sh*t, turned the corner when I hit this ninja on a 1960 Schwinn and he lands his ass on my hood. I screamed like hell thinking he was deader than a rock. (That Gran Torino was no joke.)
Ole boy got up after a few second and started hollerin’ at me about how I had tore up his bike. Now here I was all shaken up with Afrosheen all over my windshield, kissin’ my new DL good-bye and hadn’t done a damn thing wrong.
Of course I hadn’t hit him on purpose, but I did want to kill him when I found out his raggedy bike pedal has busted a hole in my radiator and he didn’t have a scratch on him. It took three weeks for my lil tender self to get behind the wheel again.
Now when I see a biker I’m just tempted to tag their ass and keep going.
F-U-N-N-Y! (Not the incident, your rehashing of the story.)
Happy Birthday PJ!
Remember, people are only hating on you since they haven’t lived the long, looooong, loooong life you have. I’m jealous i didn’t get to blog on the invention of dirt.
But seriously, I love the blog, and have a good one.
Happy Birthday Panama!!!
*CONFETTI* *BALLOONS*
Cosign on the bicyclist thing. If you wanna be treated as a vehicle, follow the rules of the road!!! And It’s not like I wanna kill you, I REALLY don’t. Vehicular Manslaughter is not a good look. But the fact that I have to go all into the other lane to get around you because you’re going 10mph, is also not a good look. ugh
What else do I hate..
- folks who take the elevator to the 2nd floor, who aren’t handicapped or carrying something heavy. Lazy fatty…
- When I have found a quiet, solitary spot on campus and someone comes and sits right near me and then starts talking on their cell phone. Why??? This is a large campus!! You see me with my books ninja, STFU or LEAVE!!!!
- Dealing with people on the phone who don’t. speak. english. Why you think entering the American service industry was the move is beyond me, but since you’re here HOOKED ON PHONICS!!! or something…
I feel better now
I think I’ll leave my list at that, don’t wanna come off like a hater.
“folks who take the elevator to the 2nd floor, who aren’t handicapped or carrying something heavy. Lazy fatty…”
I make it a point to call these people out, especially if there are others on the elevator. Because everybody really hates these people but no one ever says anything about it.
::raising hand::
I’m that person. And you can call me out, but more than likely I’ve already called myself out like, “just to let you know, I’m stopping at 2, you can talk about me when I get off” and then I flash them a smile. Ha! Either way I don’t give a damn. *snickering*
Oh and I’m not a fatty, just lazy.
@P.
You have one eye.
@Cheekie
My mustache is on point tho.
It is rather fluffy.
and Bohemian, too…
I am that person. Fatty, yes, lazy, no. I just don’t want to bust my ass on the stairs in 4 inch heels. It has happened, but it’s not gonna happen again just so that you can feel better. you have no room to talk unless your floor is four and over flights up. Three flights and below, you should take the stairs.
I actually do take the stairs for floors 1-3.
In regard to #4: These are my favorite people starting beef on Twitter
*Beyonce stans. They just search for her name, find someone who said something as mild as “I don’t like Beyonce’s new video” and the rally the troops. Everybody, go In on @fijefjlskdjflksjfksldj because he said Beyonce’s new video sucks. Then @fijefjlskdjflksjfksldj, who up until that point had 14 followers, now had 1000 @ messages telling him what a pathetic waste of oxygen he is, and that Bey is the best thing since Jesus and/or Tyra
* Z-List celebs. People who search their own names and go in on you for talking sh*t. (@CreolePimp’s timeline is full of this f*ckery.) Even if you don’t say their names, they actually search for people livetweeting their Blackbuster movie, looking for people tweeting “Who is the ugly chick playing Allen Payne’s girlfriend?” Seriously – go to an audition.
DEAD.
Beyonce stans are the ABSOLUTE WORST. Cannot stand them. It’s okay to fully support and love a certain artist but some people TAKE IT TOO FAR! It’s really not that serious.
Z list celebrities are horrible as well.
Cosign on the whole bey stans thing. I swear they wait for you to say something about her even if its about a f*cking pair of shoe she had on you didnt like, and they are on your case like no tomorrow!
Yeah, Bey stans don’t even realize that most people actually hate THEM, not Bey.
ETA: And hilariously enough, I don’t think they care as much if we hate them as they care if we hate Bey. lmfao
They’re so crazy, you’d think she was family to them…LMAO!
And yes, HATE the stans but not her.
1. Black people who exploit other people (especially other members of the diaspora people). You can vacation in Jamaica without spending your money with a bunch of corporate vendors.
2. Most Americans. Face it: this is a nation of idiots.
3. English majors who make pedestrian comments about what constitutes “proper” English (whatever that is). It’s annoying when anyone does it, but people charged with studying the development of the language ought to know better.
4. Folks who become uncomfortable at the prospect of other members of the diaspora not living to impress white folks.
5. The notion that being grown means engaging folks in discussions about sex-related topics.
P.S. Happy birthday, Mr. Jackson!
Happy Bday P. Jackson,
May your day be filled with women, candy vodka, and the number 3. Now on to the hate power hour
1. People from New York who go to other states and then talk about how wack the state is compare to NY. I live in NJ, so this is ampd up to eleven. Seriously how smug can you be to comparing schools, concerts, and clubs. “This what you eat in jersey, we don’t do it like that in NY” “why yo concert hall so small its not like that in NY” “Your clothing is way behind NY style” STFU and GTFO of Jersey.
2. Loan office calls(i.e. sallie may), “No!, I cannot find someone who I can borrow the money from” for the 100 time!!
I gotta cosign on #1 . I used to see this happen all the time when I was younger! and its only people from NY I’ve seen do this
smh- Cosign… and I’m from NY *hangs head*
People from New York who go to other states and then talk about how wack the state is compare to NY.
This shit irritates me to no end. NYC is so much better then my lovely little hometown? Take yo a*s back. Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya. Ain’t no one gonna miss you.
@Mr. Gunam
“People from New York who go to other states and then talk about how wack the state is compare to NY”
I also hate the flip side: moving to NYC from another state and learning that many NYers refuse to leave the 5 burroughs! They feel like NYC is the such the end all that it isn’t necessary to visit or live any other place. *SMH* How dumb is that?
1. People from New York who go to other states and then talk about how wack the state is compare to NY
I see your people from New York and I will raise you people from Maryland (Brandywine at that!) who go to other states and then talk about DC like that’s where they are from and how superior it is… Well then, negro, you should have found a job there, shouldn’t you? And don’t give me some nonsense about how you chose to live in the boondocks (Humble for my Houston-aware folks) because the Houston inner loop does not hold a candle to D.C…. Dude, you from friggin’ Brandywine!!! Ugh.
Sorry bad encounter at a BBQ this week-end…
And don’t give me some nonsense about how you chose to live in the boondocks (Humble for my Houston-aware folks) because the Houston inner loop does not hold a candle to D.C
Ummmm Ms. Sula,
Dem fightin words…REPRESENTIN HUMBLE ALL DAY OVA HERE!! CLASS OF 95! YOU KNOW I GOT NINE DAYS LEFT…DON’T MAKE ME COME SEE U! *smile*
j/k…not really.
Hey, I have no beef with Humble, hun… Lol. I have friends who bought a nice little property across from Deerwood golf club… So I like the city… (even if it’s far as heyll… I live in Westchase you see..
)
But this guy just annoyed the crap out of me.
Hating, but not hating specifics? Sheesh…Imma have to go with bloggers, facebookers, twiggers, commenters and all the such.
Even though I guess I can be placed in all those categories (to an extent), seems like a lot of cats have created their own world within such communities where it seems like it emcompasses their whole being. If your whole life is viral, that says a lot about you. Maybe you was dropped as a baby…maybe you’re desperate for attention in real life…maybe you’re an attention whore, who knows? But if you really don’t have a product or service to sell, What The F*ck Are You Branding!?!?
The thing that pisses me off the most is that they’ll roast, diss, talk bad about any and every celebrity, subject matter, pop culture event and say the most meanest things that would make anyone’s grandma’s ears’ cringe, BUT (Big Ol’ Butt ass L.L. would say), the second one says anything about something that hits home with them, their SO freakin’ offended.
Seriously?
You offend folks and say insensitive things on the regular and think it’s cool when your legions of supporters are there to “lol”, retweet, and co-sign your remarks, but can’t take it when someone call you on some bullshyt? Whatever. Eat dirt, trick.
” Whatever. Eat dirt, trick.”
Love ya, Monk. I’mma use this today.
But if you really don’t have a product or service to sell, What The F*ck Are You Branding!?!?
That’s really what I don’t get about twitter… Talking/following random folks… but why?
… At least on Facebook, those people are my friends…
I was trying to come up with something unique.. but really, it’s 1:35am..
Happy Birthday Panama…. thatisall…
even though “hate” is a strong word.. i HATE
- people that assume i speak spanish.. don’t talk to me with that ish.. and to really mind f*ck them.. i’ll tell them “i don’t speak spanish, i from jamaica and you’re in the United States” in spanish…
LEARN ENGLISH, I HAD TO!
if you’re light, they think you’re spanish.. if you’re dark, they think you’re spanish.. my hair is wavy, so i MUST be spanish.. stop tryin to claim me!!
- sweaty people at the gym that leave the puddle of sweat on the machine… #younastyf*ck.. i wanna report you to the LA Fitness police..
- people that sit in front of on the bus, fart.. and then that ish makes it’s way toward me.. #younastyf*ck (and i don’t even curse)
- people that call me with all the problems, but have no solutions.. i’m not answering your calls anymore..
- people that only call me when something bad has happened to them.. you’re draining my life force.. i can’t do you no mo!
- the USCIS**- HONESTLY!! 15 years for paperwork… i just wanna work, go to school, and travel.. WTF is the problem!?!?
- terrorists- for making the restrictions even harder.. i can’t stand you.. blow sh*t up in your home country.. (i’m SO politically incorrect, i don’t need you to tell me..
- the wack dudes that get all o_O when i tell them that i’m not drinking.. correction: i AM drinking.. but not anything that you had a hand in getting me… go that ——>>> way!
- the people that take my clothes outta the dryer.. don’t touch my ish!
- people at Wendy’s that think it’s alright to give me cold fries.. YES, i’m driving back for you to correct that!
- people that let their children run amok in the store.. yes, i tripped you by mistake.. “where’s yo momma at!?”
that might be it for now.. but TRUST, my hatred runs rampant.. as Florida is the mecca for rude people everywhere..
“d*mn that was long..”
thatswhatshesaid
- people that assume i speak spanish.. don’t talk to me with that ish.. and to really mind f*ck them.. i’ll tell them “i don’t speak spanish, i from jamaica and you’re in the United States” in spanish…
Yea you do live in south florida! It’s actual worse when they give you a look like you shouldn’t be here becuase you don’t speak Spanish/Creole…
i can’t tell you how much i hate it down here… and the thing is that if they would just be nice about it, we could get along.. i’d tell you the error of your ways, and we could move on.. but they look at me like i stepped in their neck of the woods with my “english” and how dare i do that!
people that assume i speak spanish.. don’t talk to me with that ish…
I really meant to comment on this ^^^^….You already know this! Tombout: “you no speak eh spanish?” All the time.
Heyal sometimes like you said, they don’t bother asking….they just start running off at the mouth “Badabadabadabadaaaaa.” LOL And some of them can be so sweet with it though, like they want you to so bad.
i went to magnet school to learn spanish.. so i speak it.. but i don’t like you to ASSUME i speak it.. not only that, but since it’s school-learned spanish then i speak it properly, just like my english.. so the boriqua that has all the special words?? nah, i’m not gonna understand you..
oh.. and i love when i say “un poquito” (a little) and THEN they run off with the “Badaadadadbbadadaddaaaaaaa” and i gotta shut it down..
“WTF did i just say!?!? UN POQUITO!!” i just tell them no.. cuz you give them an inch and they take the friggin mile(s)!
@Nick_L_Odeon,
LOL
Bumpin off at the gums by total strangers is was irks me, really…I know a little here and there…words and a few sentences…courtesy of Papi chulo and Carlito AND their mother….down at the bodega (lol) and a few friends. They’re constantly speaking it to me and that I don’t mind so much to be honest. However, it is on my to do list this fall though.
is wasis whatTombout: “you no speak eh spanish?” All the time.
I really mad because I had somebody ask me this today!
i’m gonna want you to spell that correctly…
it’s “yu no piki panni?” it’s looks like hindi..
i’m very annoyed by that…
oh.. and LOVE the Larry David avatar…
@Krk Lazarus,
LMAO. You know its bound to happen at least once a freakin’ day down in dese parts!
Wow, sis! Is This is what happens when you don’t get enough sleep?? o_0
I don’t know about the foolishness of Florida but I do know that cold fries and bad kids make me want to throw a fit!
@Nick_L_Odeon,
Can I admit I look for your posts so I can get a good morning laugh? LMAO
- people that assume i speak spanish.. don’t talk to me with that ish.. and to really mind f*ck them.. i’ll tell them “i don’t speak spanish, i from jamaica and you’re in the United States” in spanish…
LEARN ENGLISH, I HAD TO!
Okay I live in hollywood and I’m Jamaican too. The latin peeps out here think everyone must speak spanish. Negative.
@MsEsquire.. GIRL!! the buffoonery that is florida has made me want to cry for 16 years now.. (that’s how long i’ve been trying to move..)
@smartfoxgirl
awww… i e-blushed… thanks for the compliment..
i love when everyone panders to the latin peeps too.. if i was in hialeah, then i understand.. but nah! hollywood ain’t known for all that espanol!! ESPECIALLY not miramar!!
and i personally think we should get together and run hollywood amok!! AMOK I SAY!!
i’d invite Kirk Lazarus, but i don’t think he’d step anywhere near it..
i’m spending the summer connecting with my social network… lol..
nah.. i’m not a “Kin” commercial!! BUT STILL….
“- people at Wendy’s that think it’s alright to give me cold fries.. YES, i’m driving back for you to correct that!”
Girl, yes. My sister especially has NONE of that. And if a place gets our order wrong (happens a lot at White Castle), she makes them correct the order AND give her a fresh order of fries since she had to wait for the new order. lmfao Love her.
I HATE people who will stop in the middle of a crowded hallway and have conversations with their friends. I also hate young people who walk like their in need of a walker/cane…can you LEARN HOW TO WALK OR GET OUT OF MY WAY?!?! This only seems to happen when I’m in a hurry though.
I also HATE when weird/creppy people try to have conversations with you on the bus/subway. WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME LOL?!?!
BTW…Happy Birthday Panama! You have the same birthday as my grandmother so that makes you extra important.
On the note of people standing in the middle of hallways – people who stand in the middle of intersections while you’re trying to turn. Can you please have your conversation on the SIDEWALK?
Exactly! So rude.
happy birthday panama….
loving the irony – intended or not of:
4. People who find a reason to be mad about stuff just because they’re the kind of people who find reasons to be mad
Riiight?
the list was def on point! things i hate:
1. people who are ALWAYS LATE…yes i am in that category of ppl who are late but not all the damn time, jus every now and then. its actually expected for all my family to be late to events, but still…i sadly hope that each time those fools will arrive at the time scheduled.
2. asians who cant drive (and im half asian) but man…ANNOYING! dont be mad at me cus YOU can’t drive. and don’t get mad when i pass you up in the FAST lane cus your behind is doing 65 on the freeway…umm no, if your not doin above 70, move the hell over to the right…thanks.
3. women who are like a size 12 wearing a size 3 or trying to squeeze into it…umm what? no…we can see all the jellyrolls stickin out and im no twig, but come on…have some dignity
4. people who actively have a conversation and block the whole sidewalk…why the hell do I have to squeeze around u…skoot ur @ss over and go to the side…ppl should not have to go around u.
5. ppl who like sarah palin. though i have been fortunate to not run into these dumb fuks…ive read enough to know there are ppl out there who like her.
im sure there are more, but right now thats all i can come up with. ive been reading vsb since last yr…champ and panama…thank u for my daily entertainment
oh…and happy bday panama! go geminis
my bday was on monday *high five*
Happy b-day panny panderer pointer outer panama!
I equally hate those things on your list and
Overly lovey duvie couples in public. Me and the hubby sat with a couple at my daughters cheer banquet that literally kissed
d between each bite of their food. I wanted one of them to choke.
People that make stupid *ss “deep” statements I.e. If we could live off love the world would be a better place #thinkaboutit
No you think about it u f!ckin idiot
Moist *ss ninjas-see my blog for description
Hate. Such a strong word….But some isht really does irk the hellz out of me. Starting with:
1. Elderly drivers. Let me specific. Elderly drivers who are afraid of traffic. Even more specific: Elderly drivers who are afraid of traffic yet they insist on dumping their Geo Metro to buying a brand new luxury sports/utility vehicle. I understand you’ve lived your life and worked real hard all 50-leven years of them. But still, that makes no sense when its likely you refuse to push it anywhere past 40mph. I know you now have
greateroptions…but still, you don’t needthis oneit.2. My folks who are determined to squeeze all that into a pair of low rise jeans. You know doggone well those were not designed with “us” in mind. But you dare someone to tell you otherwise or let you know that your slingshot of a thong is showing all of your business with stretchmarks and discolorations galore and that babyT you purchased in the kid’s department looks uncomfortable. Why on earf (earth) would you think ANYBODY would want to witness the horror….the shame??? Your reply: “Wellll, Bootsie and ‘nem bigger than me and if they can wear it, I know I can.” No honey, Bootsie and Obamaniqua looked like hot sloppy chitlins too, but they refused to listen. No hate. It just really looked. that. bad.
3. Loud mouth wenches. Self explanatory. ***I should not hear you, before actually seeing you.***
4. Facebook, Twitter, etc….I’ve yet to find any logical reason why people actually need to know my whereabouts, present mood, and other randomness 365 days of the year. And newsflash, we may have gone to the same school and shared homerooms growing up, grew up in the same neighborhood etc…but that still doesn’t make you MY friend. You’re just an associate. Get over yourself.
5. Reality shows. IWCSA
6. Express lanes at the grocery store. Clearly this woman has more than 10 items. And you dare debate the advertised price of Edy’s Ice Cream? Ungrateful heffa….Are you serious? Your azz is one scoop away from Jenny. Take it as a sign and put it back.
7. Baby looks busted from head to toe, but Ma made sure “she” was up to par before walking out of the house.
8. Native tongue speakers. You know. Those who start speaking that isht as soon as you walk up to the register. Cashier to the bagboy….next thing you know, the customers in line behind me all chime in. Effin’ cowards. Speak a language that we all can understand. Meanwhile, I really need to brush up on it myself. Not to chime in…but to occasionally put the convo on blast.
9. Black girl pat and the “stank walk”. That isht just looks….nasty and ridiculous.
10. A whiff a foul odor while my mouth is open. The funk literally puts me in a funk for at least 30 minutes.
11. The fact that June 3rd held a great deal of significance at one point in time and not worth expounding. Let it be.
….with that said, Happy Birthday, Panama.
your #7 reminded me..
i HATE driving past/through the projects and EVERYONE has direct TV dishes and new shoes on their feet.. but DON’T find it necessary to save their money and MOVE OUT THE PROJECTS!!
“shortsighted, table for one.. shortsighted, your table is ready”
that irks the mess outta me…
@ Nick_L_Odeon,
Yes ma’am. I see it here as well. I’m in Hillsbo’ (Hillsborough) County. Priorities are all jacked up and getting nowhere FAST. Its a shame really, because you can’t tell them much of anything. I’m all about helping folks, but I’m more inclined to help those who help their damn selves.
Liberia???
@Ms. Butta’sWorth
Cosign #5. I just can’t get into reality tv. I know I’m late but thank you for the compliment yesterday. I’m still a 1.5 and I still rep CLC for Sub3′s.
@Humble_One,
Reality shows = Idiots who constantly seek attention. And I just can’t.
As previously stated, I have my theories. Cuz 1.5 means yeen-got (yes, yeen-got) a dayum thing going for yourself. Lack of intelligence, personality, mannerisms, home training (see Cheekie), common courtesy….and common sense will knock the finest mofo back several pegs. But thats just me…(seeing it in black & white, of course). Oh and ya welcome.
“6. Express lanes at the grocery store.”
Those are always the slowest lanes in grocery stores to me. Maybe it’s because since it is express I expect it to be faster? But, I sometimes notice regular lanes going faster because of the folks that don’t pay attention to the max limit and folks like you described who always seem to have a problem with an item. lol
You whole post is perfect…LMAO.
I really hate government agencies (and I REALLY hate businesses) that only take payments in cash or check. My health insurance company has online forums, video chat with nurses, but NO online bill pay. Cash or check only. Same with the gas company and the DMV. I can finally use cards to pay my light bill, but only in person, not online. Boo.
One Time for P-Jack’s born-on day!
*buk buk buk buk*
There’s not much that I hate, much less that I don’t know of personally, because I consider myself laid back. However…
I do hate Tyler Perry stans, because they tend to act as though other directors of color don’t exist, or no movie spoke to them before Madea’s Latest Family Function.
Oh, and Bank of America and their we’re gonna squeeze every fee out of you then when you leave your account negative for a few days we’ll close it and put you on chex systems for account fraud azzes.
And whoever programs Centric. They took off VH1 Soul for that…
I still got VH1 Soul, who is your cable company?
Happy birthday PJ. Have a damn wonderful day.
Cosigning on your entire list,
additions to my hate list,
-Yt b*tches who go out of their way to tell us black women how unwanted we are, b*tch am married to black man, go tell that ish to your retard friends! SMDH*
-Old drivers, really there should be an age limit for older people.
-Men who go grabbing their groins everywhere, men come on have some decency.
-women who take relationship advices from their ever single girlfriends, there is a reason she is single all the damn time.
My list is endless
Happy Birthday Peej!
Folks that I have an irrational hatred of that I don’t even know?
Attention wh*res. The lengths that people will go to for external validation makes me sick. This is also the basis for my dislike of reality shows.
Cosign on bicyclists.
People who bump into you without saying “Excuse me.” I know this is because I’m from the South, but if you bump into someone, you should say excuse me. Normally when people bump into me and don’t say anything, I can shrug it off, but if it’s a bad day… I have to fight a violent urge to chase them down and spear tackle them.
People who drive with their brights on like a douche, i.e. in the city or on the highway when there is oncoming traffic or cars in front of you. How self-important are you?
Basically, I just wish folks would show each other a little more common courtesy and not be so self-involved.
“People who drive with their brights on like a douche, i.e. in the city or on the highway when there is oncoming traffic or cars in front of you. How self-important are you?”
Co-sign
& when people do this I flash them & if they don’t get a clue then to turn those h*es off then I kindly turn mine on and blind the f**k outta them just like they are doing me! This usually works.
Happy Birthday, Panama!
Here’s my bodily fluid and nightclub edition of my “People I hate . . .”
I hate people who SPIT IN PUBLIC. I do not want to hear you hawk up random filth in your throat and I do not want to see that glob fly from your mouth. You make me want to vomit in your morning cheerios and piss in your afternoon tea, you nasty muthaf^cka.
I hate people that lick their fingers to turn a page or hand out copies of papers and grown ups that suck their thumbs/fingers. Pardon me, but I don’t want your saliva coated fingerprints on anything that I have to touch. Buy a pacifier. I realise that it’s a habit but habits are meant to be broken and you have to know that this is f^cking disgusting and unsanitary. I hope you catch something nasty via that damp finger.
I hate men that bump, push, shove, and run over women while they’re making moves around the dance floor. Excuse me, sir, but you don’t see me standing here? Is pardon me or even a warning hand on my shoulder not an option? Must you bulldoze me to get where you have to go? I know you wouldn’t do that to another man, so I assume you’re doing it to me b/c you think I can’t handle myself. Au contraire, mon frere . . . I will shove the sh!t out of you. And I hope that when I do, you bump into a big, ugly dude with something to prove and he beats the b!tchass out of you.
I hate women that think being
white girl wasteddrunk every time they go out is cute. It is not. You look stupid and you’re embarassing your friends and everyone else in here with a vagina. Your shenanigans would be funny if you didn’t insist on falling and bumping into me all night. How can I feel bad for you when I find you passed out on the ladies room floor with one shoe on by the end of the night? When I see you staggering around trying to find your friends, I’m tempted to trip you.I hate a bunch of other people too . . . but I’ll save that for later lol.
You look stupid and you’re embarassing your friends and everyone else in here with a vagina. This was too funny. I woke up, still laughing and staggering as I attempt to get up from my sofa and make it to bed….and chuckling at the above phrase all the way to my room. Here I come bed…..here I come….
hate women that think being white girl wasted drunk every time they go out is cute. It is not. You look stupid and you’re embarassing your friends and everyone else in here with a vagina. Your shenanigans would be funny if you didn’t insist on falling and bumping into me all night. How can I feel bad for you when I find you passed out on the ladies room floor with one shoe on by the end of the night? When I see you staggering around trying to find your friends, I’m tempted to trip you. ”
Co-effin-sign.
Sleeping with random strangers picked at a club doesnt make you liberal it makes you careless and irresponsible!
i hate the peopl that think being drunk is the only way to have a good time..
no, i DO NOT want a cup of your specially made “Fire water”
i hate the peopl that think being drunk is the only way to have a good time..
no, i DO NOT want a cup of your specially made “Fire water!”
these the same 30-something year old fools i catch dancing on tables later that night.. “oh,look at me”.. just so people can snap pics and post it on facebook and you can ALL pretend you had a great time at said party…
after all this time, you STILL have that complex..
#youslame
Exactly, ladies!
If you have to be drunk to have a good time then how good a time are you having? I’d rather have a good time and remember it tomorrow. I don’t drink but don’t let that stop you for knocking back a few. Drink and be merry is you wish but can you do so without getting on everybody’s nerves, embarassing yourself, and inconveniencing your friends? If you always have to have assistance to leave the club and you’d never remember the night if it wasn’t for FB pictures, you may have a problem. Slow it down, your organs will thank you.
“I hate people who SPIT IN PUBLIC. I do not want to hear you hawk up random filth in your throat and I do not want to see that glob fly from your mouth. You make me want to vomit in your morning cheerios and piss in your afternoon tea, you nasty muthaf^cka. ”
OMG, yes. I don’t have that much of a weak stomach, but spit kills me and my OCD tendencies (I HATE stepping on gum, dried gum, spilled food, etc). I hate seeing globs of hawked spit on the sidewalk. One time I saw this dude step in some spit and the ish was slimy coming off his foot. Ruined my effing Friday. And that’s hard to do. To ruin a Friday.
“and grown ups that suck their thumbs/fingers. ”
Don’t it make your thumb smell like hotdog water? I always say this (VSBs/VSSs can vouch for that. lol), and it’s scientific fact. Like, go smell some hotdog water one day and then sit next to someone who sucks their thumb. My hypothesis is true.
LMAO at hotdog water! I know one thing, once whose lesion looking sores start popping out all over their fingers, I wonder how in da hayo they can just so easily ease that slimy ish back into their mouths.
I’ve got a permanent visual….now running to go and gargle with Listerine.
*puke @ the lesions* ‘cuz that ish is true. #heebiejeebies
LMAO @ Hot dog water . . . I’ll take your word for it b/c you won’t catch me near a finger sucker for long.
Let us join and rejoice the name of Sir Panama Jackson as he celebrates his birth in the Year of Our Obama, I mean Lord Jesus Christ 2010.
As far as the list:
1) In terms of bicyclist, I never hated them more until I ventured out to Austin, Texas for SXSW. When I swear I wanted to lop off Lance Armstrong’s lone testicle for influencing these fools that every day seems to be the Tour de France of life, I absolutely mean it. Live Strong deez.
2) The b.s. texting while driving law. How can you exactly enforce the damn thing in a city where a cell phone is now the technological version of a Swiss Army Knife?
3) Party promoters. I got enough of you when I was in college and the fact you have taken your ALL CAPS screaming arses to social networks to only clog up my inbox sickens me to the core. If you have to keep reminding me about a party, trust me I won’t attend (and which is why I have avoided the club scene for the better part of almost 2 and a half yrs.)
4) 97.9 The Boxx in Houston. You know why.
5) The ignorant folks who believe a person with a “higher title” will solve a problem. Sorry, I know just as much as my supervisor does. Rules are rules, you can’t try to change a price on me mainly because you saw a sales ad from a month ago and bought it at that price. It’s a new month, get over it.
6) Post-So Far Gone Drake. You rap like Yoda now, Star Wars.
7) Women who walk as if their butts are bigger than their bodies, when they aren’t. Faking like you have a butt in your walk makes you look more like a bird than what your mentality already told me. Thanks.
G’nite!
@Brando
“Women who walk as if their butts are bigger than their bodies, when they aren’t. Faking like you have a butt in your walk makes you look more like a bird than what your mentality already told me. Thanks”
I’ve never seen this before. I have seen women who walk like their arse is too big for them.
@Brando
“Folks who claim they’re three different races but use the word “half” to list them. Three halves make you an improper fraction, which makes you a non-existant, can’t properly claim a single race or fill out a Census form pain.”
This made me laugh out loud!!!
“3) Party promoters. I got enough of you when I was in college and the fact you have taken your ALL CAPS screaming arses to social networks to only clog up my inbox sickens me to the core.”
On one hand, it’s good to know them, but you speak that truth. And YES all of them tend to adopt the ALL CAPS speaking. I blame Kanye, not Jim Jones this time.
See your #1 is the reason I want to move to Austin!! #sharetheroadyall.
And I feel you on 97.9 The Boxxx… Straight coonery at times. *smh*
I hate Lil Duval. With the intensity of an African sun in high noon. In the desert. After a sandstorm.
That is all.
Yes. He gets a whole thread dedicated to him.
Oh. And HAPPY BIRTHDAY and all that good stuff, Panama. on THIS day, you shall be a 3.5. Tomorrow, you will return to being a 3. Yes, I’m just THAT kind.
“I hate Lil Duval.”
Yeah, heard about that hashtag he created (cannot bring myself to re-type it) through the twit-vine. ‘Uncouth’ can’t even begin to describe that troll. I mean…wow.
Happy Birthday Panama! Love the VSB blog
People I hate…
1. People in movie theaters who chew popcorn with their mouth wide open, smacking and ish. I did not pay to listen to you chew that popcorn like a cow, please close yo mouf so I can enjoy the movie
2. Women who flip their hair. Heffa why are you flipping your hair, I dont want your dandruff sprinkles on me and lets not get into how many hairs you lose every day. Nasty
3. Hawaiians and driving, its just not a good mix. Beautiful island, friendly folks but damn yall can not drive.
Happy Birthday P. Gems are strong in VSB/VSS land.
Co-sign on #1. This is most b/c the bike riders are usually hipsters. Your vintage 10 speed and tight ass vest are no match for Ford.
Here’s my list(This is a Sean Combsless edition):
1. Coworkers who show you pictures of their fam even if you didn’t ask.
2. “On-air Pesonalities” who obviously don’t know anything about music.
3. People who try to sell you stuff in the barbershop.
4. People who write letters to the editor or comment on online newspaper stories. This where America goes to display its ignorance.
5. People who use EBT cards to buy two carts of groceries. Miss Moneypenny and I make double what you do, yet you get to eat way better than us. Sh*t ain’t right.
2. “On-air Pesonalities” who obviously don’t know anything about music.
Yea, I feel u on this one. The most popular radio station personatilies in my city can’t even pronounce Nicki Minaj, talking bout, “I just don’t see how THAT says Minaj (once corrected). #killyoself
And then on top of that…they take entertainment info for the morning show from Mediatakeout….PAUSE I be thinking….that site right thurr is pure comedy!!! Who takes entertainment info from Mediatakeout???
I think Charlotte and Charleston have the worst “On airs”.(When did they stop being djays?) There is one guy named No-Limit Larry in Charlotte who should be targeted with a cruise missile attack or three.
LOL…just wrong!
Yes, it’s wrong… but some well placed wrong would do the world wonders.
The worst is Russ Parr…he tries soooooooooooo hard to be ‘extra’ funny but just comes off corny. His show is the main one getting info from blogsites and read it word for word and not mention the sites name….
Parr sucks too. I hate Rickey Smiley’s show. I usually end up listening to ESPN or Tom Joyner in the mornings.
I must be weird. I’ve never gone to mediatakeout, worldstarhiphop, or any site like that. I assume that they are just a more dumbed down version of TMZ.
I stand corrected…Rickey Smiley is AWFUL. They say some of the most inappropriate, non-funny bs in the morning.
(I definitely need Sirius radio)…
1. People who EVER start a sentence with “Well at least you…”
Por ejemplo:
Well at least you….
…got a job
..have a man
… got a car
Get thy low expectation having sad sack of a life out of my lifespace.
2. I hate for people to TELL you how to feel
For example:
-Don’t be sad
-Don’t cry
-You should be happy
-If I was you I’d be mad (In which my response is, “if I was you I’d kill myself” [No Kanye])
3. People who say they hate to argue, but are always arguing I hate you. I hate you deeply.
Oh yeah, and Happy Borthday PJ, my favorite 3 in all the land!
Oh yeah, and Happy Birthday PJ, my favorite 3 in all the land!
Happy Birthday P the Glorious 3!!!
1) People who drive slow cars way over the speed limit.
Why are you driving that econo-box so fast? My car has 2X the horsepower yours does and I don’t find it necessary to drive fast all over the place. You need to stop before your throw a rod or blow a headgasket. You have that puny 2.0 liter 4cylinder screaming for its life
1a) Those people that wait until the lane ends to merge into a 3 into 2 lane highway during road construction
2) Conservatives(no knock to VSS or VSB conservatives)
How the hell are you going to run to the government when ish hits the fan? When your whole mantra is less-government, de-regulation so I can make as much money as possible. Own your ish. After
A) the financial meltdown
B) coal mine disaster
C) 40 people dead
D) destroyed ecology in the gulf
Can we finally put this ideology to death or at least examine it critically?
3) People that try to have an intelligent conversation on a topic they know nothing about. They are too lazy to read and get well-informed so they base all their information on their opinion. How can you speak on something based on an opinion without facts? I guess this kind of leads back to my number 2
“1a) Those people that wait until the lane ends to merge into a 3 into 2 lane highway during road construction”
errrrrrrrgh!!! welcome to my life, and the current construction-funked route on 94 from merriman to friggin ecorse that i am forced to take thrice weekly.
i’m one of the arseholes that do that when i’m in a rush, but that’s rare. otherwise, i’m the arsehole that refuses to let that person over. lol
“Those people that wait until the lane ends to merge into a 3 into 2 lane highway during road construction”
My philosophy: YOUR land ended, not mine, stay over there.
Happy Birthday Panda Bear!!
People I hate:
1a) Mofos who drive slow in the muthafing fast lane. I ride there tail every time and dare them to brake check me. Get out the lane!!
1b) Old people driving who should have had to retest to get their license.
2) Co-workers who try to talk to me while in the restroom.
2b) People who don’t know how to pick up on clues. i.e. People who try to talk to me while using the restroom, who continue to talk despite my silence.
3) Ignorant people. No explanation necessary.
3b) People who don’t know how to use their roads, Please, thank you and excuse me would be nice.
4)
ninjas and flies I do despise. I kid I kid
.5) John McCain’s arms. I just want them to grow a little. 3-4 inches would suffice.
5) John McCain’s arms. I just want them to grow a little. 3-4 inches would suffice.
Missing in Actions arms kind of bother me too! It makes him look like a creepier old man.
@ V Renee
“2b) People who don’t know how to pick up on clues. i.e. People who try to talk to me while using the restroom, who continue to talk despite my silence.”
Bathroom convos p!ss me off. 1) Once I (or you) enter the stall, we are on a pause that will resume during hand washing. 2) If we are on the phone, please tell me to hold/call back in a few so you can have your bathroom time in private. Don’t have me wondering if you are near a river. Once I hear the flush, I’m done with you.
Happy B-Day PJ!!!! Hope you have a great one!!!
@V Renee-1a) Mofos who drive slow in the muthafing fast lane. I ride there tail every time and dare them to brake check me. Get out the lane!!
Isn’t that how they teach ya’ll how to drive in Ohio? Since moving here, I stay roadragified (yeah, I made that word up). Eye stay twitching.
Meka, I wish I knew who taught them how to drive. Because I would surely slap the sh*t out of them. I run into them drivers on a daily basis, and even though I already know to expect them, I too get roadragified (using your made up road). LMAO!
*road = word. ha!
@meka
“Isn’t that how they teach ya’ll how to drive in Ohio? Since moving here, I stay roadragified (yeah, I made that word up). Eye stay twitching.”
I gotta cosign this. I see this in Detroit. Ohioans and Canadians need drivers Ed. 2.0
“People who block traffic to hold a conversation with people who are parked or standing on the sidewalk”
I really hate this too!!! Sometimes they make you wanna ram their car. o_o
Before I add my list, I am just so happy to be participating in this in REAL TIME!! I live on the west coast, and even though I’m a part to fulltime lover, I mean, lurker, I feel a rush to be writing at the same time as you guys! Ha!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PANZAAAAA!! (In my mind, I call you Panza like we are tight because you just got it like that. And Panza sounds cute to me, hehe)
1) Im dead at this – I bike, but only on sidewalks, and this visual literally had me dead at 735am.
I do not like
A) Pre-pubescent (sp!) Boys Who momma hasnt taught them how to give a thorough wash and rinse
B) White women that feel like they’ve entered some kind of “I’m down with yall” club because they’ve dated/shlucked a black man and/or had his baby and come to me, black women, with the “Yo yo yo” bullish. Go sit down because you are not black!!! ThanksKBye!
C) Same said white women who make comments about they’re biracial baby saying, “Look at how beautiful their light skin is. Mixed babies are always the most beautiful babies, arent they. You cant go wrong with a mixed baby!! Ooooh, light skin and llook at my baby’s GOOD hair”
O_o
-_-
Thats all I got for now!! Viva la VSB FOREVER!!!
(Go Cheekie!)
“(Go Cheekie!)”
You see how Panda’s hate transformed into love from my fellow VSBs/VSSs? Pan-pan? #takethattakethat Bad boy, baby.
Thank you!
Happy Born Day Panama Jackson * Great List *cosign, Done.
Gary Coleman’s wife. Why she couldn’t help the brother out?! Yeah b, I heard the 911 tape. SMH
Yeah I thought that too…scandalous
Ok…I could go no further than “Stop making yourself dead.” before I CRACKED the hell up!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PppppppJjjjjjjjjjjj!!!!!
*now back to read the rest*
Happy birthday, Peej
I hope that the coming year is filled with much success.
People I hate and don’t know:
1. Cashiers at your neighborhood mega-mart who wait until you maneuver your way over to their line (on the low, so a bunch of people don’t follow you) to tell you that their line is closed. Heffa, your light is on!! Oh, so, you can ring HIM up, though…AND you saw me just lose my place in the other line to come over here! SUMma-ma…
2. Parents who walk in front of their children and don’t pay attention to what’s going on behind them. What will you tell police when she gets snatched or hit by a car? This is really irresponsible AND dangerous. For this reason alone, I stand by the notion of “parental profiling,” requiring potential parents to be properly tested and licensed before procreation.
That is all (for now).
Addendum:
3. People who reply to their own posts (lol).
4. People who bring up religion and/or politics in every conversation for the sake of argument. I HATE this ish! I only had to do this once before I realized that me and whomever will nevvvver agree and this, ultimately, serves no purpose. I’m going to agree to disagree and walk away…you can stay and finish if you like. Plus, “iown argue with fools cuz people from a distance can’t tell who is who.” Yeah, Jay-Z’s my dude.
People who bring up religion and/or politics in every conversation for the sake of argument. .
OMG this drives me bat sh*t crazy.
To add on to this, I hate when people start thumping their bible to support any and every argument. You can be arguing about who’s the best rapper alive, and here they go talmabout “Well you know in Matthew 12:1 Jesus went on the sabbath day through the corn; and his disciples were an hungred, and began to pluck the ears of corn and to eat” therefore since Jay Z eats corn he’s the best rapper alive. o_o
I remember I was eavesdropping one time and I believe this guy called some woman or women in general a b*tch or some other derogatory name. This woman then said would you call your mother that or something to that effect. He then said well you need to read you bible not just some of it but all of it. Like being disrespectful to women is holy or some ish.
LOL @ “therefore since Jay-Z eats corn!
It grates my nerves when…
1. Handicap folks in those electric wheelchairs (HoverRounds?) Take up alllll the sidewalk or take forever to use the cross walk.
2. Walking into a store/ business and the employees don’t speak. They pretend to be folding blouses or on the phone. I so walk out of those places without a glance.
3. Women who wear bad lace fronts. I mean it’s so bad you can see the glue and the hair looking like those things that grew out of SpiderMan’s hands to help him scale walls.
1. Handicap folks in those electric wheelchairs (HoverRounds?) Take up alllll the sidewalk or take forever to use the cross walk .
Slightly off topic, but I watch two people in HoverRounds have a RACE down the street. I laughed until I cried. And then laughed some more. It was the most random thing to see at 1 in the morning.
My girl works @ a uriologist office, and someone parked there HoverRound in a parking spot
“1. Handicap folks in those electric wheelchairs (HoverRounds?) Take up alllll the sidewalk or take forever to use the cross walk. ”
Ya know, to this day, I still wonder why they show that old lady in the HoverRound at the Grand Canyon, implying that the HoverRound can take you there. Stop lyin’ to the elderly. That ish right there is sinful.
Or the commercial where the two ladies are at the mall all “I wish grandma were here”, and then she rolls (deep) up all “Here I am, Samantha”. and they’re like “Grandma!!!”, knowing dayum well in real life it would’ve taken her 16 hours to get there using that contraption.
And ANOTHER thing. Panda, I see why you the certified mean one because when Champie gave me a shout-out, he was giving me e-dap by quoting me and when you give me a shout-out, you try to make me all e-salty.
*puts a few rocks near your feet* << Kick those, Peter Panama.
Anywhat.
"1. Bicyclists in cities"
I actually got a bit of a crush on this bike messenger that often delivers ish to my building. But yeah, the phrase "rules of the road" just completely misses them in general. See also "drivers, taxi". I always giggle when police pull them over…which is rare.
"3. People who block traffic to hold a conversation with people who are parked or standing on the sidewalk"
YES. Especially during commute rush hour. ESPECIALLY after work. I especially hate the ones that are walking just fine and then all of a frickin' sudden, they STOP in the middle of the sidewalk and hug or some other fruity ish causing me to almost run right into them. Where dey do dat at? Hell, that's where.
People I hate that I don't even know:
- Groups of teenagers that make it a point to let EVERYone know how obnoxious they are. I mean, I'm self-ware to know I was a dayum fool when I was a teen, and when I got around my friends, I was even more foolish, but hell, I hated those teens when I was a teen. Had me giving them the "get off my lawn" look at age 15. #wisebeyondmyyears
Happy b-day Panama. I’m sure you will get your CLC pity p***y today.
JAPPY BIRTHDAY PJ!!!!!!!!!! (VSB should have some kind of b-day bash in the DMV for you)
-I hate people who see their kids acting an azz and ignore them
-I hate people who ride their bikes on the road (newsflash…your bike is not a car…if you want to ride on the road go to DMV like the rest of us folks, learn & apply the rules of the road, and get a license)
-I HATE DC taxicab drivers
-I hate road-bullies who pull into your lane because they are going to get over whether you want them to or not
-I hate lacefronts (just had to throw that in there)
-I hate drivers who pull up beside me with loud ghetto music full of cussin
-I hate when men can’t take rejection and keep trying until you want to tell them to fcuk off (can’t do that in DC…u could get shot)
-I hate loud ignant people (especially on the metro)
Let me not forget women who don’t dress age appropriate (we see you Mariah). If you are over the age of 30, you should refrain from wearing baby phat, apple bottom (do people still do that),dereon (did people ever do that), rocawear, etc….
@Jai
I agree 100% …after a certain age…your @ss should no longer be a walking billboard
DEATH to all lace fronts. *sending Brandy hate mail*
(smh @that Brandy lacefront, eyebrow combo)…Lacefronts have these women looking like straight up samurai’s…
@ Jai,
Not a samurai???? Hiiiiii-yahhh!!! LOL
@Jai
Lacefronts have these women looking like straight up samurai’s…
You killed me with that one. I was thinking of a word to describe how it looks…i’m in tears!
bwah hahahahahahahaha!
Happy (Hate Day)…B’earthday Panama!
Happy Birthday Brotha!
I have to say, I agree with your post…I really don’t have anything to add…however, I heard Eminem rapping a freestyle recently and it was SICK! That whiteboy is truth.com….as for JayZ, I guess he’s good, Im not liking his persona alot these days…he’s changed alot.
I hate FOX news…they constantly go after Obama…oooh, they are sickening!
That is all.
“I hate FOX news…they constantly go after Obama…oooh, they are sickening!”
I usually do myself (and blood pressure) a favor by making myself not watch. Like, I’ll turn to the channel and look for a few seconds then be all, “Ya know what? I enjoy my life, ain’t tryin’ to have my veins pop today” and promptly change the channel.
People that try to sell Amway or any other Pyramid scheme crap (Jewelry, vitamin juice, whatever). Especially neighbors. Makes me not even want to step outside my house.
“Hey, I been using these great new products! Can I tell you about them?”
People that try to sell Amway or any other Pyramid scheme crap (Jewelry, vitamin juice, whatever). .
Someone tried to sell me Pre-Paid legal not too long ago. I was slightly mortified, like when did they make a comeback?!
Ugh, them Prepaid legal people are ruthless, they will try to sell the fcuk out of it… They make me want to get some prepaid legal just to assault them and be assured of legal representation, lol
Folk with their 10 yr old children in strollers….youon’t see his feet dragging on the ground and his knees in his armpits…..O_o! if youon’t make his @ss walk…!!
Folk who speed around you to get to the exit! I’m going 70mph in a 55 and approaching the exit before you but you feel the need to cut me off, slow the f*ck down and THEN exit…really?
People with hungry booties…it.is.the.worst on men, especially the ones with the high booties. It just ain’t right but it annoys me and just want to take a grabber and grab their pants out their booties
and on that note women with camel toes…doesn’t that isht hurt?! you look like you stink.
People with hungry booties .
Well I never. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
I’m dying at youon’t. The word just brought back memories.
People with hungry booties…it.is.the.worst on men, especially the ones with the high booties. It just ain’t right but it annoys me and just want to take a grabber and grab their pants out their booties.
^^^This!!! Really puts me in that Oh. My. Gawd. Becky. Look. At.
HerHis. Butt.LMAO –>>> and on that note women with camel toes…doesn’t that isht hurt?! you look like you
stinkStank.YAAAAS!! Ms Butta’sworth…STANK is the word, lol!!!
“I’m dying at youon’t. The word just brought back memories”
Me too! I love me some “type how it sounds” speak on the internet.
I love me some “type how it sounds” speak on the internet.
I’m sayin’ though! Its all love.
@Smiley Face
“People with hungry booties…”
*Daydreams about Erykah Badu’s “Window
Seat” video*
@ Humble_One,
She has some nice glutes, but I wouldn’t place Ms. Erykah in The Hone-gry Booty Committee….this here is about those with what we also call “dookie booties”. Like their clogged azz is just screaming for one of those fleet enemas. And they have a certain walk… with it “tooted out.”
Besides, I think you along with a whole congregation of other men are just hungry for the booty. Erykah’s booty. I don’t knock the hunger….just sayin’ there is a difference. (lol)
@Smiley Face
People with hungry booties…it.is.the.worst on men, especially the ones with the high booties. It just ain’t right but it annoys me and just want to take a grabber and grab their pants out their booties
and on that note women with camel toes…doesn’t that isht hurt?! you look like you stink.
LMMMMFFFAAAAOOOOOOOOOOO…you made my day with the hungry booties comment.
Tee hee hee
Men w/hungry booties @ the gym (sweat cracks and all….shivers) are the worst..(getting it to “Single Ladies while going .02 on the treadmill–)
“and on that note women with camel toes…doesn’t that isht hurt?! you look like you stink.”
when i see them walk by i say “you KNOW she got a yeast infection!”
at which point my mother does the double take.. o_O
i’m serious though, that ish gotta breathe!!
Hungry booties, though? I quit you like a difficult job.
“you look like you stink.”
I’M CRYING!!!!!!!! My cheeks hurt from laughing so hard! Smiley Face you win!
VSB is wrong for taking 2 hours of my workday. Must quit.
I try not to hate…but I do have an opinion on everything. Wait, I take that back. I hate a few things in life:
1) Hating black females
I’m a black (half breed but black to the bone) and love my people…especially my sistas HOWEVER I cannot stand hating *ss black females. Yes I said it. I know where it comes from (Jim Crowe is alive and well) and I understand how it’s driven but I still can’t stand it. I believe it’s an american thing as I grew up in the Caribbean culture where it’s little to be found. On the flip side, haters serve there purpose so this is a shout out to all hatin black females in south florida who look you up and down with that nasty side eye stare and make themselves so obvious that you have to laugh on the inside to keep from punching them in the throat!…stop hatin! It aint my fault. Blame society, blame who you want but stop hatin on other black women because you don’t see your face in a magazine. Black is beautiful, believe it and get over it! The sooner we quit being crabs in a bucket, the sooner we will gain respect from black men and other groups alike.
Oh…and I group angry black women in this category too! Hate ya’ll too.
2) People who hate Black people out of jealousy…aka them. A 2520 man told me that he finds black women attractive but wouldn’t date one. I asked him why and he listed many reasons (all related to attitude) but one he said he doesn’t feel he could satisfy a black woman and I knew exactly what he meant. Small d*ck syndrome. I really think this plays a major role in the jealousy and fear of black men. All the racist, envious, don’t like people diff from their own self..I hate you.
3) Lastly, liars. I HATE liars. Not white lies but people who lie on a habitiual basis. Liars, cheaters, deceivers…all under the lying category. I hate you.
I’m out of breath. I’ll be back because I know I hate more than this. This is theraputic.
“his is a shout out to all hatin black females in south florida who look you up and down with that nasty side eye stare and make themselves so obvious that you have to laugh on the inside to keep from punching them in the throat!”
man. my sister and i went to the mall the other day, and if we didn’t get the most “she think she cute” up-downs from random black women. twas crazy. nah boo, YOU think i’m cute.
“nah boo, YOU think i’m cute.”
Basically.
…and so it is. Next time smile at them…they hate that.
“man. my sister and i went to the mall the other day, and if we didn’t get the most “she think she cute” up-downs from random black women. twas crazy. nah boo, YOU think i’m cute.”
*highfive and daps Muze simultaneously*
This is one of the main crimes within our sisterhood. How you gon’ seriously hate someone just based off of how they look? I mean, if the chick is pretty and smiles, she thinks she’s cute. If she doesn’t smile, she stuck-up. STFU and actually get to know people. Gahtdamn, my people…
Happy Birthday Vitamin P!
So let’s see…..
I hate the folk of Paterson, NJ who insist on jay walking w/ their 500 kids in tow. Multiple strollers, toddlers, teenagers…get it together! How they heck you just cut in the middle of traffic to usher your d@mn football team to the otherside of the road. I’d mow them all down if I could for making my commute that much more difficult.
I hate women who go outside in pajamas…galavating in the streets. Put some clothes on! You’re someone’s mother for pete’s sake and you look like you’re going to a slumber party.
I HATE people who driver under the speed limit in the left lane. Get your @ss in the far right lane w/ the senior citizens and everyone else who can’t drive.
I hate ninjas who don’t read. I almost spontaneously combust each time a student asks me what something says while pointing at (this goes for adults too). Lazy b@st@rds.
hate women who go outside in pajamas…galavating in the streets. Put some clothes on! You’re someone’s mother for pete’s sake and you look like you’re going to a slumber party.
When did this vicky secret pink pants, uggs and buns look come into style? Ugh…they look like they stink.
@SmartFoxGirl
I know right! And some of these bishes don’t even have the Vicky Secrets jump off. Straight Al Bundy plaid pajama pants…smh
Get your life together!
lol not the Al Bundys- bwahahaha
I hate those Vicky pink pants…especially the ones with the PINK written across the ass….so classy (side-eye at the girls who rock them like outfits)
@Jai
See it’s okay for a girl to rock them…but a grown woman?!!! you and your daughter should not be rotating them joints…sorry….flag on the play!
“I hate ninjas who don’t read.”
You hate Kanye. I understand.
Feliz cumpleanos Senor Panamanian!
-I give you a super digital high 5 for hating on ‘pole hogs’ on subways!!
-I’m still stuck here in Amsterdam, so I need to do an XXL co-sign on bicyclists in the city. The average Dutch bicyclist will give you major side-eye even though they are DEAD F*ckin’ wrong!! May a tsunami of BlueBerry flavored Haterade wash them off the face of this earth…..GRRRR!!
Happy Birthday, a lot of June Bdays. My dad’s was yesterday.
Anywho, I hate
People that sit directly next to you on the Metro when there are plenty of empty seats available.
People that don’t have any decency and smoke right near me, I don’t want to breathe in your cancerous smoke.
From my undergrad days, I hated this bus driver that drove off when I was trying to catch the bus, I was right at the door knocking and he saw me and still drove off.
2520s that somehow think that BET or other black organizations is a form of reverse racism. Huh, or wonder why there isn’t a WET.
Very picky eaters, there are other things besides cheeseburgers and fries.
I too agree with bicyclist. You are not as fast as my car so quite riding in the middle of the street, get out of my way.
“People that don’t have any decency and smoke right near me, I don’t want to breathe in your cancerous smoke.”
Co-Sign like a mofo…and I make sure I loudly announce just how smelly the smoke is right before I move my a**.
@Luvvie–OMG!!! Chicago cab drivers are my archnemeses. ERRTAHM I get into their raggedy cab, I come out w/ a story. My blog readers laugh at me. But them cabbies ain’t NO GOOD!
Yeah, I hate them too. I’ll walk my a** all over the city before I catch a cab. Once, I walked from the AMC theaters on Michigan Ave. to my apartment in the West Loop. They aint getting my mufukking money.
co-sign 1-4 on your list.
People I hate I don’t even know…
1. People who have loud convos on public transit. Whether you are talking on your BB to your mom, or on your iPhone to your equally bougie homegirl, I don’t want to hear it. I don’t care that you need to go to the grocery store, and I really don’t care how good RaeRae was last night. Personal info should be kept personal.
2. People who drive the speed limit in the middle lane. It’s an 8 lans highway. You shouldn’t be anywhere near the left if you’re only going 65mph.
Enjoy your birthday, PJ. I will try to knock a bicyclist down today in your honor.
Happy Birthday Panama!!!
Living in Seattle has made me hate….
- Endless cloudy days. I can take the rain, but endless cloudy days yuck
- Crazy environmentalists. I’m all for saving the environment or what not, but some people take it too far. I was lectured every week when I worked downtown about driving to work instead of taking the bus.
- People who take themselves too seriously or think they’re more important than they really are.
- Drivers who drive on the left side of the freeway doing the same speed limit as the right side. Drive faster or move over
Oh, HAPPY BIRTHDAY PANAMA
i concur with liz..thats a wholelattahate on ya bday (#nobeyonce), but have a happy sunnnyrific one none-theless. i wish you no run ins with cyclists of cheekie. bruahahaha…
OR cheekie. wompity on spelling errors.
Panama betta watch his threeness back!
No wonder I e-like you, and you are very smart, funny, clever, witty, creative, imaginative, Fly, vicious, highly intelligent, have individuality and great tastes and personal style, still have the frosted side to your shredded wheat =wonderment, very fun to be around, mysterious, a lover of language, arts and sciences, charming, stimulating, original, understanding, empatheic, deep thinking, brilliant, philosophical, enigmatic, marches to your own beat, compassionate, changeable, passionate LOL, authentic whatever mood or twin you are in that moment its genuine, QUICKSILVER etc etc etc Gemini is the MOST baby, specially the June variety!
Happy Born Day young from one to another!
oh yeah and THEE SEXIEST!!!! LLS
AND glib, self assured, deft, sophisticated, refined, ambidextrous, ambiguous when we want to be LOL, extremely inquisitive, fascinating, loves to learn new things, adventerous, TRUE and uses super powers for good<— for mature gemini that is, spiritually and otherwise…
Happy Birthday Panda Man!!!! today in honor of your birthday I will stop riding dirty and get to AAA to renew my driver’s license….and maybe hit a cyclist on my way….. enjoy your born day!
Well Happy Birthday man, I hope that the hatefest didn’t damper your day.
Peace, Love and Chocolate
Tiffany
Happiest of burfdays to ya!
Thanks for the soapbox. It’s like you gave us all a gift. Classy.
First group of people I hate, there are others but I can’t think of them because these 2 groups get the immediate hatred
People who hog the express bus seat and act as if you’ve asked them to wash the crack of your *ss with their toothbrush and look at you with such extreme distaste and malice in their eyes. Let me tell you something. It’s early – 5AM. I paid out my behind for this. $5.50. The bus was not designed for you and your belongings to have an individual seat as indicated by the overhead bin. Bottom line…I could find the last flying f*ck and you need it to live and I would still not give it to you. Pick ya sh*t up, fix your effing face and let me sit down. I don’t care that your stuff is wieldly. I don’t care if you are. If I want to sit there, I will. Until you can prove to me that you dipped that card twice or dropped $11 bucks, you gonna have to move it.
Working 1 short block away from the NYC Tourist Mecca of Times Square, the area is overbred with fanny pack wearing, camera carrying, map consulting, non English speaking, over priced paying Tourist. Thanks for coming to the city and dropping your euro/yen/rands into the coffers (because my taxes weren’t enough per Bloomberg) but hear this. You are the bane of my 9-5 existence. You have made it that much more difficult for me to step outside during my lunch and perhaps handle my business or even, maybe, have lunch. Know that when my feet hit the pavement, I’m on my grind and moving. The fact that you stop, complete, dead stop at each and every freaking corner to consult the map, ask for directions when you don’t speak English or buy something from some bootleg skreet vendor whose wares are placed on a sheet and say VL and not LV directly in my path pisses me off to the nth degree and a bit more. Then my soundtrack goes off in my head. If Ludacris could recieve royalties everytime Move Bish pops off in my head he could retire right now and never say a rhyme again. Not even “how now brown cow”. So anyway, thank you Tourist for keeping my doctor, pharmicst and Glaxo Kline in business as I refill my blood pressure medication courtesy of you.
Whew…off the soapbox. Again, enjoy this day that gave us all you.
“how now brown cow”.
thank you.. LMAO!!!
i feel this way about the people from Quebec that come down here and clog up my roads, my grocery store, my expressways.. and you can ALWAYS tell they’re from outta town.. cuz their faces are tanned all red and they’re wearing the horrible clothes..
Great list, totally agree with most of the above. My additions:
1) People who drive the speed limit in the fast lane and refuse to move… and for some reason it’s always old people who are gripping the steering wheel
2) People who pile up dishes in the sink so that the sink is no useless… if you can walk to the sink, why oh why can you not rotate your hips and bend over to put the dishes in the dish washer?
3) People who automatically say you’re a hater just because you dont like someone…
4) People who take 50+ items through the 20 or less line at the grocery store, then want cigarettes that the cashier has to go get, then writes a check… really?
5) Inconsiderate people in general, those that stop in the middle of the walkway and take up all the room, those that cut people off without knowing it, people who talked freakishly loud on their cell phones in quiet places, etc.
Oh… and last… girls who walk around like they’re hot s*** because they sleep around and think that makes them more attractive than other females… no that just makes you an easy target
COSIGN lol and…
3) People who automatically say you’re a hater just because you dont like someone…
Yeah like that loud tacky girl makin a scene and when you shoot her the side eye, she says to her friend…”they just haters gurl”
“3) People who automatically say you’re a hater just because you dont like someone…
Yeah, this is one of my biggest pet peeves. Those folks need a thesaurus and a hug.
haha… last addition… Happy B-day fellow Gemini!
HAPPY F*CKING BIRTHDAY.!!!
Amen to people who hog the sidewalk. But i also hate people who think its ok to smack and chew their gum like moo moo the cow yapping on some grass. Thing is I never heard a cow smack but i imaging the gum smackers are more irritating and unneccessarily louder then moo moo’s. As a matter of fact, i appreciate that no one at my intenrnship smacks let alone chews gum. Thata all.
Happy Birthday Panama!!!
1. Females who spend child support on Air Maxes, Coogi, and acrylic overlays. However, their child looks a hot raggedy mess!
2. Weak arse women.
3. People who insist on cutting in and out of traffic when traffic really is not moving. True, I would live to run over the batch who is driving 61 in the left lane but errrr, all of I-294 is backed up and there is a state trooper about a mile ahead. Good luck with that one fam!
4. People who drive like they have warrants when the troopers are out. Just because your arse is too scared to drive does not mean that everyone on I-55 has to suffer and drive 43 the whole time.
5. People who have extremely complicated food orders. Oh how I dislike dining with you. Now they are going to fawk up my food because I am with you.
6. My Hispanic/Latlno brothers and sisters in the mall on Sundays. It’s cool b/c I hate the ninjas on Friday evenings and on Saturday. Oh and on the 1st of the month. I hate everyone else Monday-Thursday!
7. Patents who let their 7 year old go to town on a damn pacifier.
7. Parents*
“7. Patents who let their 7 year old go to town on a damn pacifier.”
I’ve heard stories like this but have never seen it in person, thank God, because on errrthang, I would act a FOOL.
I did. It happened on Sunday in my store. I had to do an about face to my office or else I would have lost Jesus and my job that day!
“3. People who insist on cutting in and out of traffic when traffic really is not moving. True, I would live to run over the batch who is driving 61 in the left lane but errrr, all of I-294 is backed up and there is a state trooper about a mile ahead. Good luck with that one fam”
YYYAAAAAASSSSS! Like, dude, where in THEE hell are you going? Ain’t nobody moving!
Speaking of “Parents who let their 7 year old go to town on a damn pacifier.”
Parents who let there 7 year olds breast feed…o_o That’s just some nasty ish right thurr…
“1. Females who spend child support on Air Maxes, Coogi, and acrylic overlays. However, their child looks a hot raggedy mess!”
Addendum: People who spend ANY money on Coogi. Even hard-earned money.
i hatechu…
my girl gave me a coogi shirtdress over the weekend.. i love it, but am trying to figure out a way to cover the “coogi” cuz i’m not 22.. thus, you must pay me dividends to advertise on my chest..
i’m just sayin
Picky ass homeless people. I mean I understand keeping the pride up, but when you introduce yourself and say you’ll take ‘ANYTHING’ then have the nerve to ask if the leftovers I just gave you we’re ‘spicy’ with a scrunchy face. Eff your life and take the damn food.
Also, girls who flip their hair unnecessarily. I hate you because you think you’re cute.
“Picky ass homeless people. I mean I understand keeping the pride up, but when you introduce yourself and say you’ll take ‘ANYTHING’ then have the nerve to ask if the leftovers I just gave you we’re ’spicy’ with a scrunchy face. Eff your life and take the damn food.”
LOL… shut up! No seriously I hate that isht too. My brother and I are always joking about how this one homeless dude had a sign that said “I ain’t gonna lie, I just want some beer”- bwahahaha… I’m sayin keep it 100 lol
love the name btw
“Picky ass homeless people.”
YES!
This dude was askin’ for money to buy a sandwich and I only had a dollar in my wallet and gave it to him. He gave me the stankiest face like, “Dis all?”. Honey, it took everything in me to not yank that dollar back on some “You better be grateful because you usually get coins!” ish. But I like to think of myself as sanctified. He lucky it wasn’t Monday.
Picky ass homeless people
My co-worker tried to offer girl scouts cookies to a homeless dude and the guy said he was watching his sugar intake… I was on the floor! I really was an hilarious moment…
stop lying!-lol… that is classic
***FACEBOOK HATE
-people who send out a bunch of emails on facebook containing spam talking about ‘ I dnidnt know u loocked so funnie on this vedio (jacked up spelling on purpose) and don’t change their passwords to make it stop.
-people who try to hook up off of facebook just because they like my pictures and we share 1 mutual friend
-people who get mad because I have so many ‘friends’ on facebook (I don’t need you to keep track of when I add a friend)
-people who put too much information on facebook
-people who throw pillows- i had a champagene pillow thrown at me (wtf)
-people who try to advertise their business on your wall
“-people who throw pillows- i had a champagene pillow thrown at me (wtf)”
I hate this with a passion…I will delete a mofo for this one!! “YOU HAVE JUST BEEN HIT WITH A _____ PILLOW…BLAH BLAH BLAH” Clearly those pillow throwers have nothing better to do than have faux pillow fights. SMH
i have a friend that finds it necessary to call me whenever the dude i currently like changes his status..
“what is up with so and so’s status..?”
“did you read what he wrote? who are those girls in his pictures”
go shoot yourself… i don’t wanna talk about no facebook!
LMAO!!! Yea, that’s why I have to “HIDE” some of my annoying friends from my most recent feed cuz they be working my nerves, especially braggers & exes! Ugh
“***FACEBOOK HATE”
Oh, so much to think of, so little brain power.
I REALLY hate the folks that tag you in random arse pictures. Especially party pluggers. WTF, do I look like a shotglass to you?
@Cheekie Or in wack a** local videos…*untag*
HAHA! Yes!
I won’t use the word ‘hate’, but here are a couple that really grind my gears:
People who curse at/around young children (10 years and under)….I know kids can (and will) push you to the limit, but there is no reason for you to tell a 4yo to “sit your m’fin a$$ down”….WTF!!?? I wholeheartedly believe in discipline of a child, but cursing at them is just uncalled for (that ain’t discipline)…furthermore, as that child gets older, cursing becomes a part of their everyday vernacular…so you have kids and teens cursing out their teachers, random strangers on the subway, etc.
Capable people who use the the mobile carts (hoverounds) at groceries. I’m pretty sure the mobile carts are meant for persons with mobility issues (i.e., elderly, orthopedic issues, recent surgery, etc.), but I’ve seen quite a few obese persons (and a few teens) hop on one of those carts as soon as they walk into the store. I know your knees and ankles may get sore from that extra weight you’re carrying, but that’s exactly why your a$$ could clearly use the exercise…get up and walk it out.
Persons who only see things in black and white (never shades of gray). Extremists are some scary folks, ya dig..
People who expect things to always be easy…if you’re never challenged with some adversity, how will you grow?
“People who curse at/around young children (10 years and under)”
I really dislike this too…you don’t have to curse at kids to get your point across. SMH but it happens soooo much!!!
It really makes me cringe and kinda sad when folks cuss at kids like they grown folks on the street, SMH
Definitely agree on the use of foul language on the little ones.
People who expect things to always be easy…if you’re never challenged with some adversity, how will you grow?
Yes sir! It seems we have a whole lot of that going around these days. No resilience whatsoever. Whining about the pettiest things. Ungrateful mofos who expect everything to be spoon fed without any effort on their part. And a big part of society who cater to such shullbit. Makes my blood boil!
“No resilience whatsoever”
True, true…You know what I’m talking ’bout…
I make it a point not to complain about stuff, cuz things could be so much tougher…h&ll, my grandfather was a sharecropper in SC in the 30′s and 40′s…so I know my life is a cakewalk compared to some of the stuff he likely went through.
@DG
“People who curse at/around young children (10 years and under)….I know kids can (and will) push you to the limit, but there is no reason for you to tell a 4yo to “sit your m’fin a$$ down”….WTF!!??”
Yeah, one of my friends cut buddies used to do this and had the nerve to get upset when I checked her slaggish a** on it. I can always find a reason to say m*********er but to this day she still probably doesn’t get the point I was trying to make.
“Persons who only see things in black and white (never shades of gray). Extremists are some scary folks, ya dig..”
All forms of extremism are bad. If Fox News and MSNBC were somehow knocked off the air the attitude of the entire country would change for the better.
“People who expect things to always be easy…if you’re never challenged with some adversity, how will you grow?”
I always tell people with this mindset that things are bad all over so deal with it.
Topic:TWITTER
I dislike when…
1) People on twitter think they’re too cool for school and try and find any & every opportunity to say…#EpicFail #FTW #FOH #FML (really???) #Wheredeydodatat & ETC
2) When they try to unfollow you on the low…Ninja you are NOT a celeb so just STOP!
3) And lastly when they claim that they follow back but never do,,,It’s soooo not that serious to fake the funk to get followers, that’s why I don’t fool with twitter like that anymore.
Pretentious mofos…
I dislike Twitter and Facebook and most social networking sites period LLS
Me three! Folks look at me as if I have three heads and one lazy eye when I respond with a resounding no when asked if I have an account with these sites. I’ve never wanted one either. 2,549 friends??? Really???….entirely too elementary. I’ll be glad when this fad finally blows over.
(missing the days when aol chat rooms and black planet ruled…)
@Orange I must admit that I fux with the social networks lol But they do work my nerves sometimes!
@Ms Butta Man I can’t stand to get too many friends that IDK…I get nervous like people making fake pages to spy on me. But on the plus side…aint sh*t to see on my page. lol
@Jai I used to be soooo addicted to blackplanet. I used to take ova that 20 somethings chatroom & wasn’t even 20 something. I was like 19! lol
@Jai,
LOL at chatrooms. Yup…..
@Jai Chatrooms are like unheard of these days, but to think about it TWITTER is really one big a** chatroom!!!
I rebuke TWITTER…
Yeah, I used to STAY in AOL chat rooms. I acted just as much a fool as I do here (and twitter), only quicker.
Dingy, dirty bedroom slippers.
Ash and callous on your heels and feet.
Dirty “foots”. (You need comet, bleach and a scrub brush. Badly.)
Saggin’ t!tties in a holster top/maxi sundress. (Your girls should not rest on your stomach).
Thick, white, cruddy deodorant balls underneath your arms – that’s in plain view.
Spit balls in corners of yo’ mouf while you’re talking to me.
Smelling Kickin’ azz hot garbage breath, while you attempt to whisper in my ear.
Skittle hair and peacock looking hairstyles.
Dragging feet while walking. Pick your feet up.
@Ms. Butta’s Worth
LMAO…c/s this whole list!
I’ll like to add talking to me w/ your mouth full! I yell at my students (mostly high school boys) everyday. Straight tell them get out my face while you chewing that cookie before it ends up on my bottom lip!
Ya nasty!
@LaBakir,
Talking with their mouths full….mannnnnn, I can’t stand that ish. Pieces flying and you can smell it. And coffee breath is just dreadful. You know those coworkers who come by your desk all over your shoulder. No shame in it whatsoever…I’m like: “Breathmint?” (heyal grab several..a jolly rancher or somethin’) And if they dare ask me if their isht is tart, I tells THE TRUTH. Tactfully of course. But the dayum truth nonetheless. LOL
@Ms. Butta’s Worth
Yes girl, yes! Coffee and I’d like to add smoker’s breath are the WORSE!
Smoker’s breath a big no-no. Ninjarettes = Newports. Heyal, any brand for that matter.
Peolpe I hate that I dont even know:
Kobe Bryant (#thatisall)
Oyea top 5:
Silk the Shocker
MC Hammer
Yung Berg
whoever made up the stanky leg
Soldja Boy
Thanks everybody for the birthday wishes…I could reply to each one individually but I don’t have that kind of time. In case you didn’t know, I’m kind of a big deal.
But I got a new group of folks to hate:
PEOPLE WHO WISH YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY BECAUSE FACEBOOK TELLS THEM THAT IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY – real talk dun dun, if I haven’t talked to you in over 15 years, its really okay to skip the birthday wishes. I promise. Especially since I never go on Facebook, ANYWAY. But just like that, folks who I cannot claim any actual knowledge of right there using my name all in vain, wishing me a happy birthday.
Yep. I hate those individuals.
ahem…my question is why are you friends with folks you haven’t spoken to in 15 years to begin with? i say embrace the bday love from long lost associates. no one told you to have 500 friends any way. just sayin…
p.s.- your fb page blows.
LMAO Miss Patterson be having me rollin!!!
For someone who likes love, your day is full of hate. POW!
real talk dun dun, if I haven’t talked to you in over 15 years
My question is, if you haven’t talked to them in so long WHY are they in your Facebook in the first place? Lol.
Maybe I am missing the usage of facebook but i thought it was a mean to keep up with actual friends, no?
Oh yea I forgot to say…
I also dislike when you’re at some kind of event that teenagers can actually get in like a festival or something and they try to make it a point to…
1) Curse as loud as they can so that everyone looks at them.
2) Smoke in public knowing darn well they aint 18.
3) Tongue each other down right in the middle of the walk way, just trifling.
Teenagers can be such attention whores….
so dehydrated chile, someone get them a glass of water please!
Or worse how bout grown foks who behave like this, just loud for no reason other than being parched = pressed for attention.
Exactly…I don’t get why a grown a** person has to prove to strangers that they know how to curse…FOH
Teenagers irk the mess out of me, especially at amusement parks. My homegirl and I were waiting in line at Six Flags for one of those rides that has a 2 hour wait, and the entire time we were subjected to a 16 year old couple playing tongue twister. I wanted to hose them down with cold water. Later when we were eating, we spotted a teenage girl straddling her boyfriend on one of the park benches. It was just too much. Were our hormones that aggressive when we were that age?
@Miss Patterson Mine (hormones) wasn’t but some of those kids sure was. I had a girl in my 8th grade english class get her breasts sucked (by like 4 or five different dudes…AFTER they had ate some doritos…YUCK!!!) while we watched a movie in the dark classroom… I was so grossed out…I was an 8th grader & didn’t need to see that. o_o
P.S. And don’t ask me how a teacher does NOT notice that??? IDK
I hate folks who don’t have spatial awareness. Do you not realize you are blocking people from walking around you b/c you and you’re honey are holding hands? Are you aware that you are standing so close to me I smell your breaf (yes, breaf…not breath)? Do you understand that you just randomly in the middle of the sidewalk almost causing a pile up?
Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!
I hate when people borrow money from me then make it hard for me to get my money back. I give you cash…..you pay me back with a check or money order.
I had to quit loaning money for this very reason. If I let you hold $200. Please don’t give me $40 here and there and the pin to your homegirl’s sister’s playcousin’s babymama’s EBT card and expect us to call it even. #notcool
I had to quit loaning money for this very reason. If I let you hold $200. Please don’t give me $40 here and there and the pin to your homegirl’s sister’s playcousin’s babymama’s EBT card and expect us to call it even. #notcool
my mother went to college for this.. got her degree and everything..
she’ll ask for $300 on THE DAY she needs it.. then it’s four months later and she’s all “hold that $10.. oh, i found fifty cents.. put that on it too..”
three months after that.. “oh, since i bought you crab legs, can you deduct that from the money i owe you..”
like WTF?!?! how yu just gonna give me back the money in pieces!! i didn’t give it to you that way..!!
My mom does this too. She thinks she’s slick…I just paid for some stuff on my credit card that we are going to pick up today. I told her I want my money when I get home or I’m returning it before we leave the store.
I hate the statuses of Facebook Philosophers, Facebook Faithfuls and Facebook Fools.
FB Philosophers are those individuals who wax and wane ad nauseam about any and everything from their individual plight to global warming. Most of the time they are quoting random Chinese fortune cookies or @RevRun trying to sound smart when they are really as ignorant as all out doors.
FB Faithfuls are usually women or closeted gay men (NTTANWWT) who plead the blood of Jesus and confess the glory of the Lord in their status updates on Sunday (sometimes Monday) and then curse, complain, and criticize in statues all through the week.
FB Fools do a whole bunch of extra nonsense in their updates from choosing “rite lk dis” to proclaiming how they are “living life to the fullest an’ luvin’ on the hubby an’ kids makin’ moves” when in reality they are living off my tax dollars in public housing with their 3-4 kids and “hubby” is actually only the babydady of Lil Rayshawnquananeeka and the only reason their “together” is because babymama scored 99.99% on the DNA test and
shethe state is providing a roof over his head. Those same individuals are the same ones who put their life story in the status box and then have the audacity to get mad when “people are all up in the business.”I guess I didn’t follow the rules because they are people that I “know” or have known at some point in my life but in my defense I don’t know them know them so it counts.
Wow, FB rage causes run-on sentences! Who knew?
Those
Sorry I forgot to wish Panama a Happy Birthday! *Throws extra confetti, sprinkles, and flowers*
I’ve got a random “those” in there, too, weird! I guess I’m gonna have to start copying and pasting from Microsoft Word since we can’t edit anymore.
@AtypicalLibrarian
I love everything about your post!!! (especially the part about FB Philosophers….they are the WORST!)
Ain’t they though! I could delete them, but I’m from a small town and likely to run into most of their simple selves when I visit my parents. I save myself some side-eyes by being “friends” with them!
I’m goin in…
-The Holier than thou Facebookers that’s constantly trying to prove to us that they go to church every Sunday…
-The braggy folks that’s constantly talking about how good their man is and how blessed & ‘highly favored’ they are.
-The fakes that act like you and them are cool on FB but when you see them around they ignore you like you’re the geek from high school gym class.
-Don’t get me started on FB relationship statuses….I HATE everything about those!!! T.M.I.!! Do I really need to know that ‘It’s complicated’ with Keisha Highlyfavored Jackson??? Nah Son….It’s like…I know who people is in relationships with or who their ex-gf is and don’t even know them!!! Crazy…
LMAO @ Keisha Highlyfavored Jackson! You can add FB aliases to my list. I’ve been tempted to change my FB name to “Atypical AliasesaresoMySpace Librarian” on FB but my BFF warned against it as to not start a revolution.
Hehe I couldn’t even put my real last name on there…too many potenial stalkers.
Happy Birthday Panama!!! I hope you enjoy every moment of your day. From a fellow Gemini (my bday was last week).
People I hate:
People on planes who block the aisle during boarding. No matter how long you stare at the “already full” overhead compartment, empty space for your bag will not magically appear. Look for an empty one quickly; and if there aren’t any, move over and let people pass while you call a flight attendant for help. They will help….I promise.
People who do not move out of the fast lane when a car is approaching behind them. (I’m looking at you Maryland/D.C.). There is no crusing in the left lane people!!! It is meant for passing. If you’re not doing that, move to the center or right lane. Sh*T or get off the Da*N Pot!! GEEZ!!
People who sit next to me on the train who are clearly too big for the seat. C’mon man! If I see an empty seat that is not made for my hips, I keeps it movin. You should do the same.
People (who are strangers) who invade my personal space. Can you please wait for me to wrap up my transaction before you commence to breathing on my neck??!!
: )
I do not people in my personal space unless invited and/or touching me o_O
I usually just stand on metro unless I am REALLY tired or my dogs are barking loudly LLS
some people were not taught how to drive proeporly period, they have no clue the rules of the road…but I likes a driver like myself chile, was taught by some very good women drivers no less RIP Granma.
@Orange Gemini Tiger Star 616
“I usually just stand on metro unless I am REALLY tired or my dogs are barking loudly LLS”
That’s been my practice as of late. lol
First, Happy Birthday Panama.
Second: I can’t believe you didn’t mention the a-hole pedestrians that stand at the corner when they have a green light but wait until it’s yellow or red to cross when they AREN’T supposed to be crossing. And then do it slowly too. If you honk or get mad, they scream some ish about having the right of way while all I see is +100 and a Bonus +10,000 for my help in cleansing the gene pool. Maybe this only happens in Philly…
Ok yall…I was just on Twitter & saw the stupidest sh*t!!! Pure Fu*kery!
http://twitpic.com/1tjub5
I’m appauled at this woman and her dumbness & her husband needs to be slapped.
@TheOpinionated1
*crickets*
What kind of foolishness?!!!!
IKR….I just can’t…
o_O
Woooooow *flava flav voice*…I’m at a loss for words..and that never happens to me. The fact that she smilin with her black baby thinking people are buying her story is another example of what i hate.
@SmartFoxGirl IKR…Like…we are not stupid & this aint no divine intervention either. What it is is a mofo that cheated and got knocked up….SMH
OMG.
*files away for blog use*
I hate
1. Bank of America and their stupid overdraft fees. Seriously? How is it that I buy a $1 burger and end up paying an additional $35 for it??? Maybe it’s because I’m a broke grad student but that really irritates me…
2. People with bad hygiene (esp those who take public transportation) I don’t need to get slap in the face every time you open your mouth, raise your arm, open your legs etcetera. I pay taxes and shouldn’t be getting abused by B.O. on the bus. Sh it.
That’s it for now
@T,
People with bad hygiene (esp those who take public transportation) I don’t need to get slap in the face every time you open your mouth, raise your arm, open your legs etcetera
That’s some mess! I especially hate it when its a woman who clearly has feminine hygiene issues. I feel bad for them, because I know they can smell that ish.
I hate my co workers who feel the need to have a full blown conversation with me as soon as I walk in the door!! Chill give me 15 min to go in my office put my things down and get myself together!!!
I also hate ppl that work @ sallie mae!! Yep every last one of them lol!!
Happy Birthday Panama Jackson!
1. Happy Birthday Panama!
This is my visit to the site and umm…I’m addicted!
People I hate and I don’t know:
Chics that start fluffing and flinging out their hair when you’re in line right behind them. Now I gotta smell wet puppy and pick random ass blonde hair out my mouth.
People at the drive thru ATM acting like its a full service bank- making 900 transactions with 900 different cards.
And finally,
The old a$$ man wearing the red silk short set with underarm sweat stains, nugget rings, braided sandals, and gold tooth. I HATE YOU! You just f’d up my self esteem for the day.
“People at the drive thru ATM acting like its a full service bank- making 900 transactions with 900 different cards. ”
I don’t hate them as much as I hate the banks for pushing this ish on customers, but don’t want to put in more ATMs.
co workers who feel the need to have a full blown conversation as soon as i walk in the door!! Chill, give me 15 min to go in my office, put my things down, and get myself together, before all this talking! lol
I also hate ppl the work at SallieMae!! Yep Every last one of them I hate them all with a passion!! lol
Happy Birthday Panama Jackson!!
Men (and women) who go overboard with tattoos…you do realize those things are permanent…
Men who refer to their ‘girl’ as wifey….either she is your jumpoff, gf, or wife…there is no between
women who refer to a man as her husband but has no papers on him…
women who refer to a man as her husband but has no papers on him…
Yeah that makes me laugh. I wanna be like..really? Glad YOU think so girl…callin him hubby doesn’t make him one. lol
Yea, I’m with yall on this one. That irks the **** outta me too. And what’s worse is when your ex is not even married and introduces his gf’s kids as his step child. Happened to me recently & I was like…this ninja right here need to stop, knowing good & darn well he aint married, >.<
I’ve been lurking long enough…Hello all, I just had to comment on this post…
- bad customer service (my skin folk) -it’s already a pain to deal with, but we should just give it up. I’m starting to believe that we’re not cut for it.
- people who say ‘skreet, skrimp, etc- you just don’t give a damn, do you??
people who say ’skreet, skrimp, etc- you just don’t give a damn, do you??
This is funny, but true…let us not forget people who say ‘pacfic’ when they’re really trying to say ‘specific’ (tongue is too thick, I guess)
@Marni,
people who say ’skreet, skrimp, etc LOL…I just get tinged when they make it plural with — >>> Skrimps????
But yes, “Oooo, its kinda skrong”…or “lemme havah’ skrawberry daquari” to…”Ummm, skuse me?”…and “Uh-uh lemme skraighten his azz” or the bonus: “I’m just real fruskrated”….
LMAO. I’m sorry but I have a love/hate relationship with this kind of madness. Pure-dee comedy. Love Em.
Oh and how can you not love this —>>> “What is you doin’?” or pronouncing the word computer with “compRuter” ???
Oh and welcome.
Damn typing too fast.
daquaridaiquiri.Thats what I get. Lol
@Ms Butta’sWorth & Marni
seems like you have beef with the way country ninjas pronounce words
@ Humble_One,
LOL. No beef, but in the wrong setting and/or environment I’m truly covering my ears and closing my eyes. I just can’t watch it.
Now shuckin’ and jivin’ with some of my folks at certain gatherings (cuz I have a few in the fam)….I can hang with the best of em. But it still does not mean that while listening to their choice of words, phrases and/or enunciation…that I’m not ROTFLMAO. Because I am. Heyal, I’m a bit of a country gal myself. My paternal grandparents are from The Gump (AL)…and my grandmother was raised in the country (though she moved back and forth from the city to visit family here in FL)….so its in my blood. LOL
Like I said, its a love/hate relationship with the language. They know that I love em dearly, but they can’t take that ish every damn where they go. And they’re pretty much aware of that. Regardless, I love em nonetheless. Being around them sometimes is nothing but pure-dee comedy. Then there are times when you know its time to get the hell on. LOL
What about people that adds an S on the end of every store name i.e. KROGERS or WALMARTS…that urks me!
SKRIMPS = HILARIOUS!
My skin crawls when people say groSHeries instead of groceries. And I’m pretty sure Febuary has another r in it. Libary does too.
@TheOpinionated1
“What about people that adds an S on the end of every store name i.e. KROGERS or WALMARTS…that urks me!”
LMAO!!!!……*DEAD*
I know Soooo many people who add an “S” to the end of EVERYTHING!!!
oh gosh i hate #3, too, especially when there is a parking spot further down…carry your lazy a$$ down the street and talk. The same goes for people parked on the ‘no parking’ side of the street.
I did not realize #5 bothered me until now. I hate when people try to hard to be obscure.
3. People who block traffic to hold a conversation with people who are parked or standing on the sidewalk
What’s worst is when they could have simply pulled over to the curb to talk…but decide to stop in the middle of the street. ugh!
Only a Gemini would do a post about people they hate on their birthday! Happy Birthday P!
Dear Panama,
I hate you for making me that person at work who laughs out loud for no apparent reason damn near everyday.
I also hate steal-a-dance dudes. What’s a steal-a-dance dude? He’s usually a cornball or drunk dude in the club who catches sight of a female dancing or standing near the dance floor. Steal-a-dance dude will then position himself so that he is behind said female and inch closer until she bumps into him. In that moment steal-a-dance dude will start moving as if dancing with said female as if him being behind her was just a coincidence. Steal-a-dance dude is usually about a 1 and walks around the club with a permanent boner, the only way to avoid him is to run away. They are all over but known to frequent a club in DC called Zanzibar in heavy numbers lol.
Oh yeah
***Comes out like Trixie in Players Club***
HAPPY BORN DAY PANAMA!!!
Oh I forgot some:
I HATE people who embarrass their children in public. Wait before you ridicule them..they will grow to resent you and take it out on others. Plus it lowers their self-esteem.
I HATE Hoes. You ruin it for everyone.
Okay done
“I HATE Hoes. You ruin it for everyone.”
I concur
Happy Birthday Panama!
Happy Birthday, Panama!
Mine is tomorrow! Shout out to the Geminis!!!
I’ont know if anyone has said this…and I know my Negro card is subject to be revoked.
I can’t stand the Tom Joyner show! Except J. Anthony Brown, they are the mosy unfunny group of folks. AND they are all uninformed especially that damn Sybil (thinking she know er’damn thang).
My eye is twitching again.
it’s cool… i can’t stand the tom joyner show either… they aren’t funny..
AND if i could get a $1 for everytime they play my momma’s “old school jams” i wouldn’t have to worry bout money anymore!!
“o-jays.. teddy P.. al green!”
come on!!! then they wanna use his name all over the station for the rest of the day..”this is tom joyner.. the HAAA-DEST working man in radio.. every morning on Hot 105..” it’s MIDNIGHT, why do i STILL have to hear this man’s voice?!?!
Happy birthday! I hope it’s fabulous!
I too hate bicyclists in cities. Recently, I was driving back from lunch. So it’s noonish on a weekday in downtown Dallas. A security guard on a bike ran a red light and hit the back of my car. He and his bike went under my car (a little ol’ Civic) and he never got up under his own power. It was a huge scene with cop cars and ambulances and all these eyewitnesses who wanted to tell what they saw.
“Stop making yourself dead.” He didn’t die (thank God!!), but yeah, pretty much…
Ummmm yea… I hope you let some of this aggression go to have a HAPPY BIRTHDAY Panama!!!! You’re still a 3 but on this day, I’ll give you a 4! SNAP! *Lights up my Blackberry as a candle for you* <—Gon' head, blow it out!
I HATE it when dancell djs talk over the music constantly….rrrriiiiiggghhht…bup bup….hoooorrrrrnnn
YES!! I mean d@mn can I listen to this riddim all the way through for once??!!
oh typo dancehall lol
1. Girls who draw in their eyebrows with sharpies – Seriously, who told you that was a good look?!?!
2. Brown skinned girls that go blond. Go jump off a cliff!
3. Girls who are so unwilling to go up a pant size that they’d rather have massive muffin tops. You look like a misshapen cupcake. I seriously hate you.
4. Guys that pull me by the belt loops of my pants at a club. I HATE YOU!!!!!!
5. Women that do not dress their age. I once saw this old ass woman wearing an aqua colored spandex outfit that had versaGe written on the chest. Ankle bracelet and all. >:-(!!!
6. People who hate on Chicago’s weather. That’s tired. The reality is, summers are overrated!!!! My hair gets frizzy, my makeup melts off, I get heat rashes, and I have to shave my legs every other day to prevent from being sued by someone who accidentally rubbed up against the stubble. A winter break is MUCH appreciated!
7. People with no bus/train/metra etiquette. No you cannot take up the entire handicap section with that stroller! That baby is 8 years old. Let him walk! Let’s not forget about people who hold onto 2 poles; men who come onto the bus ripe with funk of the day and stick their sweaty armpit bush in your face; people who refuse to put their HIKING sized backpacks on the floor and knock you with it ALL RIDE LONG; people who cough/yawn without covering their mouths, ETC ETC ETC.
::breathes::
I feel better.
HAPPY BDAY PANAMA!!!
This was hilarious!…and glad you feel better.
Happy birthday, PJ!
Who do I hate? Hmmm…..
1. Ego blown athletes with major cases of bitchassness – T.O. and Kobe, I’m looking at you.
2. People who believe Kate Gosselin is a devoted mother – Please! While I give her credit for making moves and keeping her income up that bish ain’t been home in months.
Blanche!!! Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!
http://tvwatch.people.com/2010/06/03/rue-mcclanahan-blanche-devereaux-tribute/
LOL. Awww, she will be missed. I used to love watching that show. She was a character.
She was the OG “Samantha”.
Oh nooooooooooooooo! I love me some Blanche!!!
Now there is only one of them left. *sad face*
And Betty is the oldest one, right? Wow…
So sad
I know I just heard, I was put on to this show in college and have been hooked ever since. Last year it was Dorothy now Blanche.
And the year before that, Sophia!!
OMG, it’s one every year!!
O_O
This great city houses some of the smartest and upwardly mobile people…and yet, people don’t know how to do two of the simplest tasks:
ONE, pick your dog’s sh*t up! He can’t do it himself, and if I happen to be stomping the sidewalk in some dope ass shoes and happen to step in your dog’s crap, ooooohhhhh it’s gonna be trouble. This island will sink into the got damn river when I’m thru.
TWO, look, this city is LITTERED with garbage cans. They are on every single corner, sometimes in between on long avenues. When I see some Retardo Ricardo finish their McDonald’s and literally just toss the garbage into the air like a flock of pigeons is gonna come and pick it up and fly it to the trash can, it makes me so angry. The rats thank you for helping them eat. I hope they follow you home and invade your intestines through your left nut. (Wow, this is fun)
HONORABLE MENTION- because this has to do with non-NYers. I know NYC is so cool, trust me, I’ve lived here for years, but guess what tourists, F*CKING WALK! Stop staring at the buildings and shiny sparkly billboards in Time Square. Have you never seen a building before? Do they not have them in your village? Do you not notice that the entire city is moving at a pace TRIPLE yours? Someone great once said: “Move b*tch, get out the way, get out the way, get, get out the way.” Please do so.
Dang, I feel like it’s my birthday-that felt so good…but it’s not, so Happy Birthday Nugget.
Happy Happy Birthday Panama!!
With all formalities done…
I HATE people that move down south and expect US to think that YOU invented water or something… Dude, we know that you are from NY son, the Timbos told the story kid. And yes, we do like living in slow motion to a point. .. It’s always “Y’all don’t have this” and “Up in in NY we have..” YOU lived on top of each other in the land of Claustrophobia for BIG rent and actually are happy that you moved down here where the cost of living is lower and you get grass and houses.
#ThatIsAll.
I so feel you! Had an encounter with one of those nincompoops this past week-end… Feeling all smug, while I am sure you’re enjoying every bit of that no state tax thing, uh? Pffft, ninja please.
Happy Birthday, P. Jackson. Another year alive is another year of being the 3 that constantly drops knowledge. Throw back a shot of Ketel One for ya boy.
Sitting in a airport, I have been reminded of the people I cannot stand.
I really have a thing against TSA people that take their jobs WAY too seriously and mean mug while being dbags. Dude, don’t get mad at me because you couldn’t pass the police academy exam.
I can’t stand people who let their kids talk to them any they want to and not punch them in the mouth. If I have a son, when he gets into high school, he gets out of line, ain’t no whuppings going down. We gonna be throwing dem hands. You want to talk to me like a man, get ready to get yo @$$ whupped like a man.
I hate dudes with pretty girlfriends that have to mean mug in pictures. Hey, ni@@a, smile. You got a hot chick next to you. Some of us aren’t as lucky and would be smiling like a handicapped kid if we could stand next to a chick like that.
People who enjoy drama. Get a life, please. At least get a hobby.
People who stand on the walking side of the moving sidewalks in airports.
Oh look, my flight to Baltimore has been delayed. Great. I am going to sit in the corner and watch some more episodes of the Wire.
hahahahaha…the TSA stay like that…and they need to stop throwing away my vs body splashes and ish. I hate that. You know I’m no terrorist…and if you are going to make me take off my shoes, give me something to put my feet in. I hate that. Also, they should have a separate line for people who are late for their flights…like me. lol
So…*cupping face in hands*…what do you like to do in your spare time? I like comic books too. *batting eyes*
Hey, now. Don’t be batting those eyes at me. I’m on to you. Yes. they’re pretty, but I’m on to you.
Nah, I’m a dude that just likes to chill. Likes to kick with people with some drinks and make conversation. Don’t like to deal with drama. I like to play video games, watch movies and a lot of TV, and workout. Pretty much a homebody, but when I am out, I like to have a good time.
That sounds good. I love my wii and I go to the movies alot too. Drinks and conversation are cool too.
*kool aid grin*
“You want to talk to me like a man, get ready to get yo @$$ whupped like a man.”
there’s something very very sexy about this statement.
@Yeah…So,
lol. What makes that statement so sexy? It’s the truth, though. I don’t play that parent =best friend crap. Whenever that time comes to be a parent, I will let my kids confide in me and know that they can trust me with anything, but they will not talk to me like they are stupid, at least they won’t do it more than once.
really?… tell you anything?… are you sure you want to know? lol
“they won’t do it more than once”- yum
and
“What makes that statement so sexy?”
discipline is sexy Rrrrrrrrr lol
@Yeah…So,
Hahahaaaaa!!!! Not the Eartha Kitt: “Rrrrrrrrrrrrrr….Maaaarrrrccccuuuuussssss” LoL.
@Ms. Butta’sWorth,
Nice avatar.
@ComicBookGuy,
Why thank you, sir.
“I hate dudes with pretty girlfriends that have to mean mug in pictures. Hey, ni@@a, smile. You got a hot chick next to you. Some of us aren’t as lucky and would be smiling like a handicapped kid if we could stand next to a chick like that.”
This.made.my.day! I’ve had a looong day today and one of my clients almost made me choke him out so I really needed this laugh.
By the way, what time does that B-more flight get in??…I can swing by and report back to the VSSs that you are actually real
@MsEsquire77,
Funny thing. My flight out of Hartford was delayed by 3 hours, so now I am stuck in a hotel in Baltimore and I have to take the first flight out to the H because I missed my connecting flight. Boy, my life has sucked this day. I saw that you were from Detroit. Got major love for the D, as Humble_One knows. I do a lot of business in Michigan and I got a lot of college buddies from Detroit. I have been through 6 Mile and 7 Mile and probably every damn city and town that makes up the Detroit Metro area. Glad I could make your day better.
there you are.. you were missed..not a lot, but you were.. (gotta keep you humble)
i can’t stand parents that let their kids call them by their first name… i mean, when i turn 32, i think i’m still gonna call my mother “Mom”..
you are not buddies.. i hear 10 years olds like “what is it, Valerie?” and i’m like, “who the h*ll is valerie..?” OH, that’s yo momma! when did that become ok.. what kind of matrix am i in??
and LMAO @ “smiling like a handicapped kid!!”
be safe out there.. there’s some thunderstorms moving through the atmosphere…
and i hate the TSA for throwing away my cherry Vaseline.. it’s the only thing i put on my lips.. what is the problem!?!?
The ONLY time I call either one of my parents by their first name is if we are out in public and it would be too confusing to say “Mom” or “Dad”. Even then it feels funny. and I’m 31.
@Nick_L_Odeon,
Thanks for keeping me humble. lol. It ain’t like I am cute or anything. Thanks for the safe trip wishes. I am stuck in Baltimore for the night because of how bad the weather was earlier. What’s up with the cherry vaseline? Are you talking about the lip balm or an actual tub of cherry Vaseline? Because if there is an actual tub of cherry Vaseline, uhhh, I may have to make a trip to Walgreens.
I hate when hair dressers that are scissor happy. skanks.
I HATE people who let their indecisive kids order food.
I hate people WhO Typ3 Lik3 thiS… wtf is this sh*t??? code??? FAIL.
I hate people who walk infront of my car when they do not have the right of way. if this was frogger, you’re ass would be dead.
tis all.
The hate is strong in here on some Sith Lord ish. lol…
I’m wondering what the VSB’s and VSS’s are thinking of Thank Me Later. I know y’all got the leaked album!
Oh yeah… and Happy Birthday P. Jackson!
Shots of PATrick RONalds for everyone!
I heard it was str8… alot of the songs kinda sound the same though, like
I wasthey were hearing the same song more than once. Other than that it’s dope- so I hear.It sounds like an R&B album for the most part. Half the songs on there I wouldn’t bump in a car with my homeboy(s).
oh definitely not for you and the boys… y’all would get a major *side eye* from me with all that crooner he be doin. lol
sorry crooning
Hilarious! I wouldn’t blame you either.
So Far Gone > Thank Me Later
VSB should do an album review since this is the most anticipated debut since Get Rich or Die Trying
Oh my Gosh… are you kidding? All the differences of opinion up on here… bwoy the interweb would collapse lol
I HATE people who let their indecisive kids order food. it’s not trigonomerty. nothing green and the chocolate milk. just order for them, DAMN!
Oh, I meant to say this all day.
“Cheekie, I’m looking at you.”
I know you are. #feelinmyself
Hey, Cheeks. Just wanted to say I love ya, too. You have reaffirmed my affinity for women from the Chi.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PANAMA!
I hate bicyclists with the passion of a $2 hoe scratching at a horrid syphilis/chlamydia/herpes/gonorrhea itch in her nether regions
And I’m from Denver, Colorado. Where they’re all about that clean air, save-the-environment-and-bike-to-work sh!t.
I also hate people who walk slow. It drives me mad. And I would love nothing more than to kick them in the back of the head.
That is all.
you soooo make me smile… i just found your website thanks to the modern day matchmaker thingy…