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Why “I Hope He Whooped The Shit Out Of George Zimmerman” Is The Blackest Thing I’ve Ever Heard This Week

Because Trayvon Martin is dead. He was killed three years ago today. He would have been 20 years old.

I Wish It Was “Just Hair”…But It Aint

Maybe we can one day live in a world where it’s truly “just hair.” But, for that to happen, we have some real work to do. And I predict it’ll take longer than a wash day.

What’s Happening With Derrick Rose Is Fucking Sad

It's one thing to be star-crossed. It's another to exist in a world where reminders of your uniquely star-crossed fate permeate and dominate your existence

Completely And Utterly Ridiculous Racial Slurs For Black Americans, Ranked

Because "toilet swimmer" is actually a thing.

I’m Black. And A Vegetarian. And You Should Be Too.

Black vegetarianism is a hater destroyer.

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McDonalds Auctions Off (Not So) Special Sauce For $23K

Ya'll remember the McDonald's Big Mac commercial jingle? I (barely) do since I was a young cheeks when those commercials were poppin'. It w...

Comcast’s Gon’ Comcast: Cable Company Renames Former Customer “Asshole Brown”

Raise your hand if you need any other reason to hate Comcast other than it being Comcast? Exactly. But, since Comcast is clearly an ove...

2 Termzzzz: 2 Chainz Wants To Run For Mayor Of College Park, Georgia

Remember that recent debate between 2 Chainz and Nancy Grace about marijuana legalization? Well, clearly the natural follow-up to that is to ...

Michelle Williams Tells Mike Huckabee “You Come At The Queen, You Best Not Miss”

Apparently on an episode of The View (they still make those?), Mike Huckabee appeared and theorized in his book that Jay-Z was pimping out B...

Toni Morrison To Release New Novel, And I’m Preparing To Pretend To Understand It

There are not enough superlatives to describe the work of Toni Morrison, America's greatest living novelist. The Bluest Eye isn't just a gre...

Man Buys 99 iPhones To Propose; Girlfriend Says “iDon’t”

We might as well get the obvious joke out of the way. My man has 99 iProblems and a bitch aint one. That felt good. Apparently, a du...