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A Second-By-Second Breakdown Of President Obama Reminding Us He Can Take Your Girlfriend

00:24: President Obama says "There's an example of a brother just embarrassing me. Just for no reason whatsoever" which you can totally imagine him saying about Ben Carson

Why This Kid’s YMCA Membership Card Pic Is The Blackest (And Cutest) Thing We’ve Ever Seen This Week

Even though this is a pretend jumpshot with pretend form, his smirk clearly lets you know that his pretend jumpshot went in

10 Rap Songs That Would Be As Big (Or Bigger) Today As When They Came Out

VSB drops a list of songs that would be as big today as they were when they were released. What songs? DID YOU GUESSED IT? WERE YOU RIGHT? Have a look see and drop your gems.

The #PostBadBeards Struggle Is REAL: Why I’m Not Mad At Fake Beards

Although "light-skinned points," "big booty points," "long hair points," "tall points," "big dick points," and "he has a job points" are well established within our community, "man hair points" -- where men are given extra attractiveness points just for having a full beard or long dreadlocks -- are just as common.

Which Album Cover Is Worse? Big Bear Vs. Big Mike

The worst hip-hop album cover of all time is generally considered to belong to Big Bear. However, we think we may have another contender! And playa playa, its serious.

Why The “Unmasking” Of Viola Davis On HTGAWM Is The Blackest Thing We’ve Ever Seen This Week

Because nothing is Blacker than a Black person "fixing their face" right before a confrontation

I Just Want To Talk To My Mom Today

My mom died October 18th. Today, October 16th, marks a year since the day I knew I'd never hear her voice again.

PJ and The Playlist Thursdays, Vol 1

With all of the music heads romping through the VSB lands, Panama decided to start a song swapmeet. He'll show you his if you show him yours.

An Ode To The First Black Twitter: Vibe Magazine’s 20 Questions

With each new Vibe issue, I flipped straight to the 20 Questions like generations of horny Negroes have done JET for the Beauty of the Week

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When White People Attack…Pumpkins

This past Saturday, a riot broke out during the New Hampshire Pumpkin Festival, resulting in police releasing tear gas and pepper spray into ...

Spiders The Size of Puppies? Fuck Nature, Yo.

"The South American Goliath birdeater (real name!) has a footlong legspan and two-inch fangs. Its body is about the size of a fist and it is the ...

ELLE Magazine “Discovers” Timberland Trend; The Entire 1990s Says “Discover Deez”

Social media was all aflutter when ELLE Magazine's (Blackity Black Black Black ya'll) fashion editor, Danielle Prescod took it upon herself t...

VSB Contributor Tunde Akinyeke Named On List Of Black Dudes In STEM And Shit

You might remember Kyla McMullen's original list of 73 sexy sistas in science, which won points for alliteration and for exposing us to so many B...

Raven Labels Self “Colorless and American.” World Replies “Colorless And American’ Is NOT A Color, Raven”

Raven-Symoné recently waxed poetically about labels on Oprah's "Where Are They Now?" special, and has (old) Black America in a tizzy. Ra...

Fuck The Police, Volume 3,456,789,777,841,546,354,147

At this point, providing commentary on police fuckery is pointless. We all know that police are violating as many rights as they're maintaining t...

Why You Don’t Want To Be Dale Decker: The Guy Who Can’t Stop Having Orgasms

Wisconsin man Dale Decker is pretty much on self-inflicted house arrest because he suffers from persistent genital arousal syndrome, which o...