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ole’ faithful: the people, places, and things that never disappoint us

PACERS CLIPPERS

between the economy, the cleveland cavaliers, and the blueprint 3¹, 2009 has largely been an anti-climatic year full of disappointments and epic fails.

despite this, there remains a number of things we can always rely on to come through in the clutch, a bevy of perpetually dependable people, places, and things that never, ever disappoint, and that always perform exactly how we expect them to.

here’s six

ron artest breaking news

between its hair, its haymakers, and its halftime hennessy, “ron artest breaking news” is the literal embodiment of the gift that keeps on giving. i’ve never been disappointed or unentertained after clicking on a headline with its name in it, and “ron artest breaking news” seems intent on keeping it that way forever

the support of sistas

seriously, if you’re a black man with even an inkling of, sh*t, anything, the list of things you can do to make sistas stop supporting you is shorter than kiefer sutherland.

soup with crackers

go ahead and laugh, but name another food more reliable than a bowl of soup with crackers. in my travels i’ve tasted f*cked up versions of pretty much every previously assumed unf*ckupable foods imaginable. i even once had someone bake me some sugar cookies that somehow ended up tasting like smoked salmon. soup with crackers, on the other hand, always comes through, always makes you smile, and, strangely, always makes you think about professional wrestling²

hoes

regardless of where, when, why, how, who, and what, you can always count on hoes to find unique ways to partake in some form of productive hotivity. you may call them many things (“hobby-horse” is my favorite), but “a disappointment” is never one of them³

the barbershop

*just a few of the things i received during last thursday’s weekly visit to east liberty kutz*

a fresh shape-up. a conversation with a crackhead about paul pierce. a slice from ventos pizzeria. two business cards, including one from a female barber i strongly suspect to be a lesbian pimp. stock tips. a convincing theory about the real reason bill cowher left the steelers in 2006 (apparently he got a sista knocked up. she got an abortion, but his wife still told him “we’re leaving pittsburgh or i’m leaving you”). a flyer for a party at a bar that burned down two days later. change for a 20.

the three-five minute early morning quickie

f*ck folgers, this has been and will always be the best part of waking up

anyway, we always have a ton to say about what’s making us itch or grinding our gears, but i’m curious: what else can we name that never, ever disappoints?

¹to be honest, once you realize that the blueprint 3 is just jay-z doing his best impression of a kanye album, its actually not that bad
²maybe this is just me
³unless, of course, she’s your daughter

—the champ

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Damon Young

Damon Young is the editor-in-chief of VSB. He is also a contributing editor for EBONY.com. He resides in Pittsburgh, and he really likes pancakes.

  • Ro

    I thought it was the media… they cut to commercials at random times during the fight tonight and I was grossly disappointed. So I guess I’ll stick to mirrors. Mirrors never disappoint me, what’s reflected in them from time to time (depending on which store’s dressing room i’m in) but other than that…. i have come to have an over all generally low level of expectation for just about everything, that way, I’m hardly disappointed.

    • Ro

      @Ro, OOOo I was first! cool.

      *please don’t shoot me*

    • Ro

      @Ro, OOOo I was first! cool.

      *please don’t shoot me*

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      @Ro,

      Mirrors never disappoint me, what’s reflected in them from time to time (depending on which store’s dressing room i’m in) but other than that…. i have come to have an over all generally low level of expectation for just about everything, that way, I’m hardly disappointed

      lol, i see someone took their narcissistic pills before bed last night

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      @Ro,

      Mirrors never disappoint me, what’s reflected in them from time to time (depending on which store’s dressing room i’m in) but other than that…. i have come to have an over all generally low level of expectation for just about everything, that way, I’m hardly disappointed

      lol, i see someone took their narcissistic pills before bed last night

    • http://www.sistersoundoff.blogspot.com Cheekie

      @Ro,

      LOL, I love this comment.

    • http://www.sistersoundoff.blogspot.com Cheekie

      @Ro,

      LOL, I love this comment.

  • Ro

    I thought it was the media… they cut to commercials at random times during the fight tonight and I was grossly disappointed. So I guess I’ll stick to mirrors. Mirrors never disappoint me, what’s reflected in them from time to time (depending on which store’s dressing room i’m in) but other than that…. i have come to have an over all generally low level of expectation for just about everything, that way, I’m hardly disappointed.

  • http://thinkprettysmart.typepad.com Ms. Smart

    VSB

    Thin Mints

    Free Stuff

    Mike Tyson

    Flavor Flav

    Bobby Brown

    Ming Lee–the chick who does my nails

    • The One & True GEM… of the Ocean

      @Ms. Smart,

      AMEN on the thin mints!!! and the stricken through VSB

    • The One & True GEM… of the Ocean

      @Ms. Smart,

      AMEN on the thin mints!!! and the stricken through VSB

    • http://fromselahwithlove.blogspot.com Selah

      @Ms. Smart,

      One time for the free stuff! I got a bag of Craisins outside of Macys the other day and it made me quite happy. Plus I was hungry. lol.

    • http://fromselahwithlove.blogspot.com Selah

      @Ms. Smart,

      One time for the free stuff! I got a bag of Craisins outside of Macys the other day and it made me quite happy. Plus I was hungry. lol.

    • http://lmbao.org Dorian G.

      @Ms. Smart,

      I like thin mints too, but for different reasons ::paging 8th Wonder::

    • http://lmbao.org Dorian G.

      @Ms. Smart,

      I like thin mints too, but for different reasons ::paging 8th Wonder::

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      @Ms. Smart,

      is her name really ming lee? can someone have a more stereotypically asian name? thats like the tyrone jenkins of asian names

      • http://thinkprettysmart.typepad.com Ms. Smart

        @The Champ, No, it’s not but I refuse to call her Ann.

        • The One & True GEM… of the Ocean

          @Ms. Smart,

          lmao i was bout to say i call all the ladies that do nails in my salon by one generic asiany sounding name. their “american” names soooo dont suit them.

        • The One & True GEM… of the Ocean

          @Ms. Smart,

          lmao i was bout to say i call all the ladies that do nails in my salon by one generic asiany sounding name. their “american” names soooo dont suit them.

      • http://thinkprettysmart.typepad.com Ms. Smart

        @The Champ, No, it’s not but I refuse to call her Ann.

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      @Ms. Smart,

      is her name really ming lee? can someone have a more stereotypically asian name? thats like the tyrone jenkins of asian names

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

      @Ms. Smart, i been telling folks for years that i’m totally thankful for the existence of Bobby Brown.

      the way he managed to finagle a career as a singer despite not being able to sing gives me hope for all kinds of things.

      Bobby Brown never lets me down. he’s always there when you least expect to provide you some kind of great story to tell your grandkids.

      i mean who ELSE would slap Usher?

      • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

        @Panama Jackson,

        he slapped usher?

        • http://www.sistersoundoff.blogspot.com Cheekie

          @The Champ,

          I repeat the above question. O_o

          • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

            @Cheekie, y’all don’t remember at Usher’s birthday party some years ago, Bobby Brown – an invited guest – gets on stage and throws Usher off the stage – at his own birthday party – for claiming to be the new king of r&b. i just assumed he slapped him too b/c it makes the story more interesting.

          • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

            @Cheekie, y’all don’t remember at Usher’s birthday party some years ago, Bobby Brown – an invited guest – gets on stage and throws Usher off the stage – at his own birthday party – for claiming to be the new king of r&b. i just assumed he slapped him too b/c it makes the story more interesting.

          • http://www.sistersoundoff.blogspot.com Cheekie

            @Panama,

            I don’t remember that at all. Ok, need to look up. lol

          • http://www.sistersoundoff.blogspot.com Cheekie

            @Panama,

            I don’t remember that at all. Ok, need to look up. lol

        • http://www.sistersoundoff.blogspot.com Cheekie

          @The Champ,

          I repeat the above question. O_o

      • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

        @Panama Jackson,

        he slapped usher?

      • Legendary Dash

        @Panama Jackson,
        That’s reminds me of Gucci Mane slapping Plies in a club a few years ago. The story had a happy ending though because they were able to put aside their differences to create the classic joint “Wasted”.

        • Me fail english?

          @Legendary Dash,

          Or Maino slapping Yung Berg.

          Or Maino slapping some random kids from Pughkeepsie for the stage.

          Or Maino slapping Lil Cease.

          I likes Maino! :D

          • http://frockyeah.blogspot.com Moni in the middle

            @Me fail english?,

            One day Maino’s gonna slap the wrong person. He needs to take Martin’s advice (from the episode where Gina’s friend had the baby): “You’re getting too free with your slaps. One brought me back, but the next one will get you tossed up outta here”

          • http://frockyeah.blogspot.com Moni in the middle

            @Me fail english?,

            One day Maino’s gonna slap the wrong person. He needs to take Martin’s advice (from the episode where Gina’s friend had the baby): “You’re getting too free with your slaps. One brought me back, but the next one will get you tossed up outta here”

        • Me fail english?

          @Legendary Dash,

          Or Maino slapping Yung Berg.

          Or Maino slapping some random kids from Pughkeepsie for the stage.

          Or Maino slapping Lil Cease.

          I likes Maino! :D

      • Legendary Dash

        @Panama Jackson,
        That’s reminds me of Gucci Mane slapping Plies in a club a few years ago. The story had a happy ending though because they were able to put aside their differences to create the classic joint “Wasted”.

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

      @Ms. Smart, i been telling folks for years that i’m totally thankful for the existence of Bobby Brown.

      the way he managed to finagle a career as a singer despite not being able to sing gives me hope for all kinds of things.

      Bobby Brown never lets me down. he’s always there when you least expect to provide you some kind of great story to tell your grandkids.

      i mean who ELSE would slap Usher?

    • http://www.sistersoundoff.blogspot.com Cheekie

      @Ms. Smart,

      I love Thin Mints! Any chocolate/mint combo is the bomb to me, though. It’s my fave ice cream, I love the girl scout cookies (didn’t they use to be called grasshoppers?), Andes (they got some BOMB cookies…just tasted them yesterday). It is yummy.

    • http://www.sistersoundoff.blogspot.com Cheekie

      @Ms. Smart,

      I love Thin Mints! Any chocolate/mint combo is the bomb to me, though. It’s my fave ice cream, I love the girl scout cookies (didn’t they use to be called grasshoppers?), Andes (they got some BOMB cookies…just tasted them yesterday). It is yummy.

  • http://thinkprettysmart.typepad.com Ms. Smart

    VSB

    Thin Mints

    Free Stuff

    Mike Tyson

    Flavor Flav

    Bobby Brown

    Ming Lee–the chick who does my nails

  • just X

    My fathers cooking, spending time with my fathead son who is 15 and thinks he knows everything. To bad he does’nt know that everybody DOES NOT look good in skinny jeans and my dogs excitement when I come home. These are just a few off the top of my head.

    Please reply vsbs & sistas

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      @just X,

      lol, you don’t hafta put that please reply disclaimer after every comment. it probably will actually make people less likely to reply

      • charli skipper

        @The Champ,
        you’re right. i was totally going to reply.

      • charli skipper

        @The Champ,
        you’re right. i was totally going to reply.

      • just X

        @The Champ, thanks i’ll try it tomorrow

      • just X

        @The Champ, thanks i’ll try it tomorrow

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      @just X,

      lol, you don’t hafta put that please reply disclaimer after every comment. it probably will actually make people less likely to reply

  • just X

    My fathers cooking, spending time with my fathead son who is 15 and thinks he knows everything. To bad he does’nt know that everybody DOES NOT look good in skinny jeans and my dogs excitement when I come home. These are just a few off the top of my head.

    Please reply vsbs & sistas

  • Leila

    Some things that never disappoint:

    Shopping for shoes

    Going to a NBA game – The energy is crazy and nothing compares to a game at MSG. It never disappoints especially when your team upsets another team.

    Serious Pie – A pizza spot in Seattle – ranked #3 in the country for best pizza. It’s the best pizza I’ve had and I’m from NY.

    Vancouver – I live 2 hrs from here and every trip to this beautiful city is always a good time

    And VSB of course:)

    • A-Town Genius

      @Leila, I do love going to NBA games here especially when people come out to support the Hawks. I guess I just like going to live sporting events in general they almost never disappoint. Even when the game is terrible the people watching is excellent.

      • http://ecstaticfreshness.wordpress.com AkShone

        @A-Town Genius,

        People watching at a Hawks game is definitely entertaining,lol.

      • http://ecstaticfreshness.wordpress.com AkShone

        @A-Town Genius,

        People watching at a Hawks game is definitely entertaining,lol.

      • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

        @A-Town Genius,

        I guess I just like going to live sporting events in general they almost never disappoint.

        you know what, though? i think that works for every sport, except professional football. nfl games are much better to watch at home than at the game, imo

        • ComicBookGuy

          @The Champ,

          nfl games are much better to watch at home than at the game, imo

          I agree. HDTVs are so much better and cheaper than they used to be. It’s a better experience at home now.

        • ComicBookGuy

          @The Champ,

          nfl games are much better to watch at home than at the game, imo

          I agree. HDTVs are so much better and cheaper than they used to be. It’s a better experience at home now.

        • Me fail english?

          @The Champ,

          Maybe I’m just lazy but the only thing I’d rather see live is baseball. I should mention that my football experience sucked because I had wack seats and the Meadowlands is a decrepit fogie of a stadium. Basketball, I was either in the box (which is truly the WORST seat in the house) or I was up close and just bored (it was a Knicks vs. Sixers game). Never seen live Hockey.

          • The One & True GEM… of the Ocean

            @Me fail english?,

            i will ONLY watch baseball in person. there’s something very fun and entertaining about spending a few hours at the ballpark. but baseball itself i find boring as hell.

            hockey is another sport i can only handle live and in living color.

          • The One & True GEM… of the Ocean

            @Me fail english?,

            i will ONLY watch baseball in person. there’s something very fun and entertaining about spending a few hours at the ballpark. but baseball itself i find boring as hell.

            hockey is another sport i can only handle live and in living color.

          • P.

            @Me fail english?,

            Live hockey is hype. I went to my first Caps game 2 years ago and lost my voice and was ready to punch random people, and it’s not just because we were playing Boston.

            Yes, I just said “we,” meaning I actually follow hockey enough to do that.

          • P.

            @Me fail english?,

            Live hockey is hype. I went to my first Caps game 2 years ago and lost my voice and was ready to punch random people, and it’s not just because we were playing Boston.

            Yes, I just said “we,” meaning I actually follow hockey enough to do that.

        • Me fail english?

          @The Champ,

          Maybe I’m just lazy but the only thing I’d rather see live is baseball. I should mention that my football experience sucked because I had wack seats and the Meadowlands is a decrepit fogie of a stadium. Basketball, I was either in the box (which is truly the WORST seat in the house) or I was up close and just bored (it was a Knicks vs. Sixers game). Never seen live Hockey.

        • The One & True GEM… of the Ocean

          @The Champ,

          indeed. you cant get close up shots of those nice round @$$es at the games. nor do you get entertaining commentating (unless of course you’re like my dad and you bring a radio and headphones).

          • Me fail english?

            @The One & True GEM… of the Ocean,

            RIGHT! on the commentary and cute butts. Let’s not forget the stats, replays and those cute stock photos some guys have.

          • Me fail english?

            @The One & True GEM… of the Ocean,

            RIGHT! on the commentary and cute butts. Let’s not forget the stats, replays and those cute stock photos some guys have.

          • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

            @The One & True GEM… of the Ocean,

            you cant get close up shots of those nice round @$$es at the games

            ummm, right

          • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

            @The One & True GEM… of the Ocean,

            you cant get close up shots of those nice round @$$es at the games

            ummm, right

          • The One & True GEM… of the Ocean

            @Me fail english?,

            you already know!!

          • The One & True GEM… of the Ocean

            @Me fail english?,

            you already know!!

        • The One & True GEM… of the Ocean

          @The Champ,

          indeed. you cant get close up shots of those nice round @$$es at the games. nor do you get entertaining commentating (unless of course you’re like my dad and you bring a radio and headphones).

        • A-Town Genius

          @The Champ,

          I like going to pro football games probably more than any other sport but I guess I might not like it as much if we didn’t have a dome here. Freezing at the game is not the move.

        • A-Town Genius

          @The Champ,

          I like going to pro football games probably more than any other sport but I guess I might not like it as much if we didn’t have a dome here. Freezing at the game is not the move.

        • Leila

          @The Champ, “i think that works for every sport, except professional football. nfl games are much better to watch at home than at the game”

          I agree! I went to my first NFL game this year and honestly, I have more fun watching the games at home.

        • Leila

          @The Champ, “i think that works for every sport, except professional football. nfl games are much better to watch at home than at the game”

          I agree! I went to my first NFL game this year and honestly, I have more fun watching the games at home.

      • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

        @A-Town Genius,

        I guess I just like going to live sporting events in general they almost never disappoint.

        you know what, though? i think that works for every sport, except professional football. nfl games are much better to watch at home than at the game, imo

    • A-Town Genius

      @Leila, I do love going to NBA games here especially when people come out to support the Hawks. I guess I just like going to live sporting events in general they almost never disappoint. Even when the game is terrible the people watching is excellent.

    • TiP

      @Leila, YESSS!!! Shoes always fit & the higher the heel the sexier I feel!!

      • BeBeLaStrange311

        @TiP,

        co-sign on the shoes and the heels! :)~

      • BeBeLaStrange311

        @TiP,

        co-sign on the shoes and the heels! :)~

    • TiP

      @Leila, YESSS!!! Shoes always fit & the higher the heel the sexier I feel!!

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

      @Leila, its time for a VSB confession.

      i have NEVER been to a professional sporting event of any type. i did see Michael Jordan play once though. when i was like 9 he came to Germany on some USO soldier morale tour and played in a game with some US guys versus a German team. then he judged a slam dunk contest.

      but nope…not ever.

      i…suck.

      and i hear vancouver is like the prettiest city on this continent.

      • Sula

        @Panama Jackson,

        Ok, get thee to a stadium sooner than later.

        And yes, Vancouver is very pretty.

      • Sula

        @Panama Jackson,

        Ok, get thee to a stadium sooner than later.

        And yes, Vancouver is very pretty.

      • Leila

        @Panama Jackson, “i hear vancouver is like the prettiest city on this continent”

        It’s so pretty! I had no idea til I went, but it’s a place everyone should visit.

      • Leila

        @Panama Jackson, “i hear vancouver is like the prettiest city on this continent”

        It’s so pretty! I had no idea til I went, but it’s a place everyone should visit.

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

      @Leila, its time for a VSB confession.

      i have NEVER been to a professional sporting event of any type. i did see Michael Jordan play once though. when i was like 9 he came to Germany on some USO soldier morale tour and played in a game with some US guys versus a German team. then he judged a slam dunk contest.

      but nope…not ever.

      i…suck.

      and i hear vancouver is like the prettiest city on this continent.

  • Leila

    Some things that never disappoint:

    Shopping for shoes

    Going to a NBA game – The energy is crazy and nothing compares to a game at MSG. It never disappoints especially when your team upsets another team.

    Serious Pie – A pizza spot in Seattle – ranked #3 in the country for best pizza. It’s the best pizza I’ve had and I’m from NY.

    Vancouver – I live 2 hrs from here and every trip to this beautiful city is always a good time

    And VSB of course:)

  • shay_d_lady

    umm I dont know champ…. LOL I have had the misfortune of experiencing some extremely f!cked up soup.
    Applebee’s french onion…I mean really,. beef broth, onions cheese? but somehow the cheese had the consistency of wet cardboard and the soup tasted like what I wuold imagine pureed beef bologna would taste like..
    THE HORROR!

    the things I can count on to not disappoint…
    when in the mood to hear some rank dayum foolishness I can always look to my family, whose everyday goings on are far more ridiculous and unbelievable than anything Ive ever told yall about here.

    sleep..man..sleep is always welcome, its always there when I need it… I mean sleep is God’s most perfect gift…LOL

    and I just have to had I can routinely count on being disappointed by the perpetual state of healthcare.
    my sis was in a car wreck a couple weeks ago. Leg got stuck, jaws of life had to cut her out of the car….she goes to the emergency room, Her knee is as big as Champ’s Head. They gave her 2 weak a.s.s advil and an ace bandage and told her to see a specialist. she could not bear any weight on her knee at all. I kid you not they gave her an ace bandage and dishcarged her. We had to act a dayum fool, during which times my momma told the nurse that she was ignorant and ugly(she used a lot more profanity) WE find a specialist that agreed to see her that same day.
    She had a small fracture, a torn ACL and MCL.
    the ER sent her home with an ACE Bandage…..LOL WTF? And she has Great Insurance!

    • cam1ll3

      @shay_d_lady,

      cosignin’ on the sleep. mmmmmhmmmm. sleep. it’s what’s for dinner.

    • cam1ll3

      @shay_d_lady,

      cosignin’ on the sleep. mmmmmhmmmm. sleep. it’s what’s for dinner.

    • Me fail english?

      @shay_d_lady,

      I think sleep is really the only thing that never disappoints me. Nevermind that I keep waking up at 5am for no reason and cant get back to sleep.

      And c/s on the nasty soup. I’ve had some terrible French Onion. Again, how is this isht even possible? I think mine was at Ruby Tuesday or smthg. Also, the “soups” my father makes when he gets bored. Just all types of cut up hot dogs and pickles in that shet. Diced ham and cloves and whatnot. The crackers DON’T help.

      • shay_d_lady

        @Me fail english?, I think mine was at Ruby Tuesday or smthg. Also, the “soups” my father makes when he gets bored. Just all types of cut up hot dogs and pickles in that shet. Diced ham and cloves and whatnot. The crackers DON’T help.

        you have one THOSE dads…lol thats my grandma.
        I cant tell the difference between her spaghetti, soup, or chili….
        LMAO

        • Me fail english?

          @shay_d_lady,

          LOL! Lemme find out your grandma got a son named Papa English. He can cook, but sometimes when we’re down to scraps, he gets creative. How ALL the dishes got the same color and consistency? Beef stew lookin like taco meat…

          • http://www.museacdonline.com pgh muse

            @Me fail english?, this is hilarious cuz i can relate. my dad RIP used to concoct some nasty a$$ shyt and really expect us to eat it… get mad if we didn’t. lmao

          • http://www.museacdonline.com pgh muse

            @Me fail english?, this is hilarious cuz i can relate. my dad RIP used to concoct some nasty a$$ shyt and really expect us to eat it… get mad if we didn’t. lmao

        • Me fail english?

          @shay_d_lady,

          LOL! Lemme find out your grandma got a son named Papa English. He can cook, but sometimes when we’re down to scraps, he gets creative. How ALL the dishes got the same color and consistency? Beef stew lookin like taco meat…

      • shay_d_lady

        @Me fail english?, I think mine was at Ruby Tuesday or smthg. Also, the “soups” my father makes when he gets bored. Just all types of cut up hot dogs and pickles in that shet. Diced ham and cloves and whatnot. The crackers DON’T help.

        you have one THOSE dads…lol thats my grandma.
        I cant tell the difference between her spaghetti, soup, or chili….
        LMAO

    • Me fail english?

      @shay_d_lady,

      I think sleep is really the only thing that never disappoints me. Nevermind that I keep waking up at 5am for no reason and cant get back to sleep.

      And c/s on the nasty soup. I’ve had some terrible French Onion. Again, how is this isht even possible? I think mine was at Ruby Tuesday or smthg. Also, the “soups” my father makes when he gets bored. Just all types of cut up hot dogs and pickles in that shet. Diced ham and cloves and whatnot. The crackers DON’T help.

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      @shay_d_lady,

      umm I dont know champ…. LOL I have had the misfortune of experiencing some extremely f!cked up soup.
      Applebee’s french onion…I mean really,. beef broth, onions cheese?

      thats your fault for getting off-brand ass soups.

      • shay_d_lady

        @The Champ, lol
        yeah it is.. I should have known better.. I mean it was applebees…LOL

        • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

          @shay_d_lady, applebees was mistake number 1.

          • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

            @Panama Jackson,

            lol, thats like the first line in 20 percent of the police reports around the country

          • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

            @Panama Jackson,

            lol, thats like the first line in 20 percent of the police reports around the country

        • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

          @shay_d_lady, applebees was mistake number 1.

      • shay_d_lady

        @The Champ, lol
        yeah it is.. I should have known better.. I mean it was applebees…LOL

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      @shay_d_lady,

      umm I dont know champ…. LOL I have had the misfortune of experiencing some extremely f!cked up soup.
      Applebee’s french onion…I mean really,. beef broth, onions cheese?

      thats your fault for getting off-brand ass soups.

  • shay_d_lady

    umm I dont know champ…. LOL I have had the misfortune of experiencing some extremely f!cked up soup.
    Applebee’s french onion…I mean really,. beef broth, onions cheese? but somehow the cheese had the consistency of wet cardboard and the soup tasted like what I wuold imagine pureed beef bologna would taste like..
    THE HORROR!

    the things I can count on to not disappoint…
    when in the mood to hear some rank dayum foolishness I can always look to my family, whose everyday goings on are far more ridiculous and unbelievable than anything Ive ever told yall about here.

    sleep..man..sleep is always welcome, its always there when I need it… I mean sleep is God’s most perfect gift…LOL

    and I just have to had I can routinely count on being disappointed by the perpetual state of healthcare.
    my sis was in a car wreck a couple weeks ago. Leg got stuck, jaws of life had to cut her out of the car….she goes to the emergency room, Her knee is as big as Champ’s Head. They gave her 2 weak a.s.s advil and an ace bandage and told her to see a specialist. she could not bear any weight on her knee at all. I kid you not they gave her an ace bandage and dishcarged her. We had to act a dayum fool, during which times my momma told the nurse that she was ignorant and ugly(she used a lot more profanity) WE find a specialist that agreed to see her that same day.
    She had a small fracture, a torn ACL and MCL.
    the ER sent her home with an ACE Bandage…..LOL WTF? And she has Great Insurance!

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