as you all know, we’re big on fan appreciation and involvement here at vsb.com. you all are the wind beneath our wings and sh*t. because of this, we have no problems with you all suggesting blog topics, as evidenced by this paraphrased convo from thursday evening
ms jones (aka “the **** taster”): what about people of the opposite sex that dont know they swing for the other team?
the champ: hmmmm
ms jones: can you run with that? and please don;t give me a nickname that sounds suspect, like “butcher”, or “roughneck”, or “toungetwister”.
the champ: sure. no problem. trust me.
so, taking the taster’s suggestion, here are a few signs that you might be gay (not that theres anything wrong with that), but you just haven’t realized it yet
***btw: “m” means applicable for men, “w” means women, and “b” applies for both genders***
…(m) your clothes match when you work out
….(w) you sobbed uncontrollably when snoop got got on “the wire”
…(m) you’re over 13, and you celebrate every birthday like it was a quitillian
….(m) inspired by chad johnson, you’ve decided to legally change your name to “testicle inmymouth” **phonetically pronounced: tas-tic-kol, n-mi-muth**
….(b) you rollerblade. if there’s any frequent rollerbladers reading this right now, sorry. me being sorry doesn’t mean that you’re not gay though
….(b) you look exactly like al gore
….(m) you have your own name tattooed on your body. doesn’t matter where, as long as it’s there
….(B) you ride a moutain bike to work. (okay. this might not make you gay, but it does make you an a**hole)
….(w) you met the champ at a nightclub, and didnt give him your panties phone number
I’m sure i’m missing a few. what else would you suggest?
***editor note***
please remember that this is facetious fun friday. before you get offended, please note that the champ’s tongue is firmly implanted in his cheek. even though that sentence sounded quite awkward, you get the idea.
***end of editors note***
—the champ
A woman may be gay if she owns the following things:
* Birkenstocks. You know, the joints that cost $60 for absolutely NO reason..
*A flannel button-up
* Tied dyed shirt
Well, damn. I just described the wardrobe of a hippie white chick. Hmm…
Well, damn. I just described the wardrobe of a hippie white chick. Hmm…
that’s fine.. I havent met one that wasnt gay
LOL @ that’s fine.. I havent met one that wasnt gay
That was what I was thinking too lol.
Birkenstocks…dead giveaway…lmao
Im so glad I never learned to rollerblade….
I’ve always naturally knew how to rollerblade. But I’m about as far from being homo/bisexual as can be.
Roller*skate*? Ice *skate*? I definitely see where cases can be made in those instances. Rollerblading not so much (used to be into some X games sports which also included snowboarding and BMX’in).
I guess you can also put for men, if you play tennis for recreation, willfully watch HGTV, or it takes you more than 20 minutes to decide on an outfit to where to any social event.
holy crap! how did i miss those signs?!?! i mean, he’s out now…but i didnt know for like 8 years. a sista just wasnt paying attention.
and i dont think rollerskating should toss you in the gay category
I roller skate. In fact, I keep roller skates in my trunk. I know some guys that skate and aren’t gay. In some places, roller skating is cool for dudes…granted most of them are teenagers, but still. Didn’t you see ATL? lol
I dunno about the tennis thing. I saw like 6 indian guys playing tennis like it was an extreme sport. However if you pout at any time, especially during sports games, or if you get offended by trash talking by your teammates. I’m gonna go ahead and call it.
Thats why I put tennis for recreation. I play tennis, took lessons for about 9 years and played competitively. I feel like with regard to any sport, 2nd place is the 1st loser, and past a certain age, if you still only play purely for the fun of the game (and don’t care about winning… even in the slightest), somethings a lil suspect.
This coming from a man who wants to raise his hopefully-future sons like how Leonidas by the Spartans was. lol
and naw, i never saw ATL. lol
(m) rollerskating/blading is not gay per ce..but skating in tight bootyshorts – gay.
I had some skates, but never rollerblades.
They were white w/purple wheels, couldn’t tell me I wasn’t the junk.
I did the old school skates too. White w/yellow wheels AND yellow pom-poms. Yeah, I was THE flyest of the fly @ Crystal Skate back in the day.
Aww, Crystal Skate. The jr high school memories. You know they reopened it and there are no bullets flying this time.
Awww…shucks! I may have to search Mother n’ Daddy’s basement and see if I can find my skates and make a comeback!
Psssh. Who the he.ll do I think I’m kiddin’? I’m gonna rev up the MommyMobile, take my kids to skate and sit on the sidelines, wishing I was listening to BBD instead of *insert the new hotness here*.
haha! you have my initials.For a second I was scared that i had some sort of schizophrenic split and started posting under a different name.
(m) Bothered by the fact that your silver belt buckle clashes with the gold jewelry you are wearing, you go to a department store on your lunch hour to buy a belt with a gold buckle.
(m) You are upset that the $300 brief case you received for Christmas was not made by Coach.
“(m) Bothered by the fact that your silver belt buckle clashes with the gold jewelry you are wearing, you go to a department store on your lunch hour to buy a belt with a gold buckle”
oh my damn! you ALMOST cost me a keyboard cuz you KNOW the kid is eating lunch while reading this here…
BWAHAHAHA
First.. why does having your own name tattoed on your body make you gay?
LOL
Okay
m-if you chew gum and pop it like firecrackers on the sid of your mouth
m-if you wear manpri’s.. I dont care how you accessorize or how many polo shirts you wear with them…..
m-m- if you unbutton more than the first two buttons on your button down shirt
m-if you dont like gay men because they are always trying to hit on you
w-if you own a strap on
w-if you play and are really good at basketball
w-if you didnt wear lipstick or a dress till your senior prom
w-if you are over 18 and do not own at least 3 pair of heels
w-if you are over the age of 18 and cannot apply basic makeup or walk in heels
“w-if you play and are really good at basketball”
I was a hoopa in high school. I ain’t say I was GOOD. But hoop I did anyway.
Ditto. I would change ‘basketball’ to ‘football’.
Naw I meant basketball.. maybe its just me.. but most of the chicks in my highschool and college were pro fur…..the ones that werent also happened to be bench riders …..
“the ones that werent also happened to be bench riders”
Haha. This actually has some truth to it.
“the ones that werent also happened to be bench riders”
Damn. Thats why my ass groove was on the bench. I wasn’t butch enuff. *Sigh* I coulda BEEN somebody! Maybe I should worn flannel to practice one day.
Actually flannel can be sexy
“flannel can be sexy”
Remember you said this the next time a woman comes to bed in a red, ankle length flannel nightgown covered in snow men.
a very merry christmas indeed!
My friend has said nightgown. She wears it all winter long. I am amazed her husband hasn’t left. lol.
“Actually flannel can be sexy”
please provide an illustration
I used to own a pair of pink flannel pjs covered in cows with the feet in them. I wore them in college. Many dudes told me they were sexy.
Ok, actually no dudes told me they were sexy and I only wore them when I was sick.
“I used to own a pair of pink flannel pjs covered in cows with the feet in them. I wore them in college. Many dudes told me they were sexy. ”
actually I predict (write this down) 2012 fall collections are going to have wearbable sleepwear with the plastic feet. And a butt trap to easily access the toilet.
“actually I predict (write this down) 2012 fall collections are going to have wearbable sleepwear with the plastic feet. And a butt trap to easily access the toilet.
eww and sh*t
I just want to clarify…I did not have a butt trap. I don’t think I could use a butt trap.
They might make a comeback but now you have reminded me how difficult it was to unbutton everything and get out of it to go potty…
LMAO
“I just want to clarify…I did not have a butt trap”
that actually would make a good tshirt.
**still laughin’ **
“I coulda BEEN somebody!”
Next life time, Luvvie. We will start a femme basketball team.
Luvvie, I don’t know how many times I have to tell you about this, but:
you + basketball – more people = A DAMN LIE.
Nobody, including me, remembers you playing for any team, ‘cept maybe a Rice Devouring Championship or the Timberland Collecters Club.
“Luvvie, I don’t know how many times I have to tell you about this, but:
you + basketball – more people = A DAMN LIE.
Nobody, including me, remembers you playing for any team, ‘cept maybe a Rice Devouring Championship or the Timberland Collecters Club.”
this might be the funniest comment ive ever read. my eyes are seriously watering right now.
Kindred, I EFFIN HATE U!! U saw the pic of me in my Bball uniform that was in the yearbook. That ain’t mo’ people???
U SUCK!!
And YES, I will KILL some rice.
hey just because i was raised by wolves does not mean im gay, it just means im late. hmph.
I’m pretty sure you didn’t meant to leave out the softball players. But are you saying if I really want to join this women’s tackle football team I have to lick slit? In that case I don’t really want to join that bad.
field hockey?
girls lacrosse
WHEW! I barely made it in with the 3 pairs of heels. I have ONLY 3 pair …
oooh, girl…youre right. BARELY! lmao…i have a few pair, but i never wear them. lol
“First.. why does having your own name tattoed on your body make you gay?”
i want you to do an informal poll of guys who have their own name’s tatted on them, and return with the results
maybe its a southern thing.. no gay men have tattoes in my office, lots of the guys have thier own name tatted…
Well hot damn….. I ain’t gay but I only have two pairs or heels…. one black and one brown…. do cler hooker heels count?!?!?! I swear I dont wear them….. often
do cler hooker heels count?!?!?! LMAO are you a stripper?
if the only heels you own were clear than that alone gets you off.
1 pair Clear heel = 5 pair
Yes. Clear heels not only gets you off but moves you to a different list. lol.
I have a pair but they are clear black. I felt they were classier than the regular ones.
lmao@ the other list! next post, “you know youse a ho if…..”
“w-if you are over 18 and do not own at least 3 pair of heels
w-if you are over the age of 18 and cannot apply basic makeup or walk in heels”
Ok, now I’m slightly offended here
I can do some serious makeup, but I can take out myself, my date, and 3 bystanders with 6 steps in heels. Ive tried, I practice all the time, but I’m deadly in shoes.
But before y’all start, I love men like a fat kid loves cake.
can do some serious makeup, but I can take out myself, my date, and 3 bystanders with 6 steps in heels. Ive tried, I practice all the time, but I’m deadly in shoes.
thats why there is an “and”.. not an either/or in that statement..must have both to qualify..so you good
see a lot of these things are like the joker products from the first movie with michael keaton.. alone you straight but a combination of two or more is deadly!!!! LMAO
“w-if you are over the age of 18 and cannot apply basic makeup or walk in heels”
but i can rock the sh*t out of some lipgloss and eyeliner…and i walk better in flats. i look like mrs. wiggins on the carol burnett show when i walk in heels (a$$ up forward lean-no bueno)…better to just have me sit down or stand in place if you want me to wear heels. i blame it on all girl schools during adolescence…lol.
I don’t know PattieCakes that might be kinda hot. You still got some of them boarding school uni’s n heels? Sounds kinda cecksay.
If you’re a man, you may be un-hetero if:
*Your lip game is CRISCO proper. Just shiny…
*You have more than 2 pink shirts (not sure which is worse. Baby Pink or NEON pink)
*You always date women that look like Wesley Snipes
*You wear an S-Curl in 2008 and you serious
*You own an album from Diana Ross or Cher
*Your name is John Legend (with them tiny schmedium vests), Ne-Yo (and his TANG game proper) or Donnie McClurkin (just STOP. You need more people. An army the size of Japan’s worth of people), GAl Reynolds (Star was NOT a good beard).
*Your lip game is CRISCO proper. Just shiny…
my cousin loves to say.. if your lips on beam….LMAO
You own an album from Diana Ross or Cher
please also add FAntasia, Mariah, pattie labelle and Madonna
Dont trip, I like old school music, Patti more than acceptable.
Yes. Patti is cool.
BUT if he sings “you are my friend” at the top of his lungs while showering, then he is gay.
alright you can replace Patti with Whitney…. but Patti is on the borderline list.. patti along with 1 other artist from the list = gay
Deal.
Can I at least own an album from these women and talk about how they were fine at one point and would get the business?
*Your lip game is CRISCO proper. Just shiny…
*You wear an S-Curl in 2008 and you serious
LMFAO! Damn, now Im going to laugh myself to sleep. Goodnight VSB-ers!
so, if he wears an S-Curl ironically, then thats okay?? lmao
“so, if he wears an S-Curl ironically, then thats okay?? lmao”
Ain’t no irony in a scurl (yes, a SCURL). It’s either you activated, or you not. Either you Soul Glo’ed or you straight. Either you leaving jheri juice trails everywhere, or you clean.
Ain’t no irony in a scurl (yes, a SCURL). It’s either you activated, or you not. Either you Soul Glo’ed or you straight. Either you leaving jheri juice trails everywhere, or you clean.
LMAO
LMAO! thank you for clearing that up!
“so, if he wears an S-Curl ironically, then thats okay?? lmao”
ways that you cannot wear an s-curl
ironically
metaphorically
spiritually
literally
“*You have more than 2 pink shirts (not sure which is worse. Baby Pink or NEON pink)”
i own two pink dress shirts, which means that i officially take offense to this suggestion (not that theres anything wrong with that)
“i own two pink dress shirts, which means that i officially take offense to this suggestion (not that theres anything wrong with that)”
How pink r these shirts??
pink shirts…ummmm, yeah . i add to that pointy shoes. men should stick to square toes, i don’t care what’s “in”.
lol…does it matter? is there a pink limit?
yes….pale pink = okay, hot pink = not so much
i’m calling a flag on Diana Ross. mostly since i own a gang of Diana Ross records. in fact, owning Motown music can’t possibly make you un-hetero.
now owning a strictly DISCO catalog might. but Diana’s early stuff wasn’t disco.
Cher…i agree with. though, Cher did have some major hits.
the man knows his Diana Ross.
You on the cusp, P. On the cusp.
but you went to Morehouse, right? did you also work in the mailroom? (hee, hee, hee)
“*Your lip game is CRISCO proper. Just shiny…”
**Flatlined** Never a good look…
Mac game on point!!! Not a good look for a dude…lol
and add to that, any man in eyeliner or foundation might as well just head on down to happy hour at the Man Hole.
Luvie….. awww lawd…. “CRISCO PROPER” lmao…..
Please include: M: if your nail beds reflect the sunshine
M: If your eyebrows are “naturally arched”.
M: if you have both ears peirced and wear both at the same time.
W: If you were a member of the travleing pants- suits, and have since switched your vote to Palin
M: if you have both ears peirced and wear both at the same time.
I dunno man, I think that is hella sexy. As long as they’re diamonds, and not hoops or mini chandeliers.
LMAO…
*You always date women that look like Wesley Snipes
you have me crying, seriously…
(M) You shave your balls/legs/chest hair. Totally gay.
“(M) You shave your balls/legs/chest hair. Totally gay.”
Some men NEED to shave their chest hair. i.e. Anthony Hamilton. Dude’s taco meat looks like it may harbor weapons of mass dandruff and diseases. No sah! Not me, man.
bwwwwah.
Taco meat is so 70s porn…
“Taco meat is so 70s p0rn…”
BOM CHICKA WAH WAH!!!
“Taco meat is so 70s porn…”
im dying over here LOL…
omg…. yall gon make me poiss mah pants….. at work none the less…..rotf
Some men NEED to shave their chest hair. i.e. Anthony Hamilton. Dude’s taco meat looks like it may harbor weapons of mass dandruff and diseases. No sah! Not me, man.
First LMAO
second I totally agree.. shave that shyt son!! I aint trying to bed no werewolves…
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i prefer him to wax it – cuz that taco shyte is all scratchy on day 2 when i’m trying to get my cuddle game on…
No no, theres a difference between grooming and straight shaving it all off. If you a dude and you bald downtown, thats straight homo. No excuses.
The only exception to this rule is if your a Porno Star
i have a friend that shaves his legs….for biking. *blank stare*
*throws flag*
Oh no see, thats a foul on the mickeyflickin play.
nah, see…he gotta be aerodynamic. for real. no, seriously. lmao!
Rainbow flag…lol
Sometimes shaving your balls in a courtesy. Just like a man appreciates a clean workspace, so do I. I must say, shaven balls…not always gay. Coupled with shaved legs, clean chest=gay.
Sometimes shaving your balls in a courtesy. Just like a man appreciates a clean workspace, so do I. I must say, shaven balls…not always gay. Coupled with shaved legs, clean chest=gay.
totally agree. with this..
Shaved balls – not bald but trimmed low – are okay with me. Makes my ‘job’ easier.
“Shaved balls – not bald but trimmed low – are okay with me. Makes my ‘job’ easier.”
Yeah b/c choking on unkempt hair and flyaways is NOT that business!
“Yeah b/c choking on unkempt hair and flyaways is NOT that business!”
LOL!!!
This applies to the females too. A weed wacker should only be used on the front lawn
I’d like to give a shout out right here to my girl Maria @ The Last Tangle Salon in downtown DC! She is THE Official Coochie Waxer Extraordinaire. Ladies in the area, go holla @ her. She does manscaping too, so fellas…don’t be shy.
grown women get waxed.
“I’d like to give a shout out right here to my girl Maria @ The Last Tangle Salon in downtown DC! She is THE Official Coochie Waxer Extraordinaire. Ladies in the area, go holla @ her. She does manscaping too, so fellas…don’t be shy.”
can she do designs. I’m tryna trick out my brazilian. like a landing strip with a little airplane (propellers, windows, little people in the seats waving).
do you think she can do it??
flyaways? should he get some hairspray to tame them bad boys? what about baby hair?
LMAO @ baby hair
What if you your braid your hair down there, have them in colorful barrettes, or wraped in jolly ranchers
“What if you your braid your hair down there, have them in colorful barrettes, or wraped in jolly ranchers”
lol…this is epic and vivid.
***dials suicide hotline***
You know baby hair needs brown gel. Nothing else works on baby hair.
“You know baby hair needs brown gel. Nothing else works on baby hair.”
Oh no!! Not the wretched ProStyle gel! Crusty baby hair is not whats hot on the expressway. NO SAH!
Agreed! I don’t like all that stuff tickling my nose.
Hold up, by shaving down there, I become more aerodynamic and increase my stroking power by at least 5%.
How is it gay to be more determined to blow the lady’s back out?
OMG I’m so glad this isn’t an official GAY trait cause dude I’m seeing now seriously needs to do some business to his bobos it looks like the Amazon down there….ugggghhhh!
this is where i have to disagree. i think men should shave down there. we (the ladies) don’t want to navigate through a bush anymore then the fellas do, plus it increases sensitivity during s*x (which is always a plus) a trim never hurt nobody or their masculinity.
truth be told i don’t mind a full fledged clipper shave…it kind of makes tea time more fun. just my opinion.
if they can get them bald, i would actually like that as well…
See. Nu-uh:
I happen to LOVE snoop from the wire and i was sad she got got. I cried when she got got but I did a lot of crying during that episode. THIS DOES NOT MAKE ME GAY. Silly? yes. But just because I dig a lesbian actress/person doesn’t make me gay. Maybe I respect the writing and the acting.
Ugh!
Is it ok that I’m afraid to say ANYTHING bad bout Snoop b/c Im afraid she (or some goons of hers) will track me down and make me their slave?? You see them CORNROWS?? They already JAIL FRESH!
lol. i think she’s locked up right now for doing something illegal. So you might be safe in the streets lolol.
“lol. i think she’s locked up right now for doing something illegal. So you might be safe in the streets lolol.”
HE SAID MY NAME IN THE STREETS??? MY NAME IS MY NAME!!!!
sorry. i have random marlo stansfield flashbacks at least twice a week.
i miss “the wire”
“Is it ok that I’m afraid to say ANYTHING bad bout Snoop b/c Im afraid she (or some goons of hers) will track me down and make me their slave?? You see them CORNROWS?? They already JAIL FRESH!”
I understand. A lesbian – with cornrows and a grill!! – once hit on me in a bar by whispering in my ear. I was so afraid that I’d be in a relationship with her cuz I didn’t think I could fight her off. My girl just turned and walked away. lol.
lmao! i had a similar experience! im like, she’s thugged out and im too pretty to get cut up in this bar…i may just have a new girlfriend! lmao!
gurl…I was afraid she had a box cutter or sumthin. I watched Maury once, I know what’s up.
LMAO @ “jail fresh”!
Who does the cornrows in jail? Anybody know??
Who does the cornrows in jail? Anybody know??
the inmates in both the men and the women’s facility and yes a grown man with braids in jail means that he is sitting between some dude’s legs to get braided….
a man sitting betwixt the legs of another dude, gettin his hurr did=a reason for shame
hey when he got out SOME women thought those braids were the sexist thing since…
I may have to contemplate this one a bit. I was a bit sad.
(w) Your sexiest outfit is a full ankle length skirt, a denim button up and a ballerina flats. You are not dressing for comfort, you are a lesbian.
(w) You don’t like men complimenting you (it’s sexist) or looking at you as you walk down the street (it’s rude). You are not a feminist, you are a lesbian.
(m) You have a vast collection of tranny r@pe p0rn.
(m) You spend hours buying your girlfriend an outfit – khaki shorts, a white tank, black sandals and a black Coach bag. You become enraged and do not speak to her for two days after she says she’d rather die than wear that bland outfit.
“(m) You have a vast collection of tranny r@pe p0rn.”
That says a lot more than you are gay
It truly does.
Is it gay of me to think that the tranny on ANTM is one of the cute “people” on the show?
yes.
But have you seen some of those scallywags that have that “unique” to them?
Aww fcuk it, let me just go put on some Ne-Yo and get it over with.
yeah, thats probably for the best…embrace your fierce, D-weez…get some B Scott in ya life!
If that’s the case, I’d like to change my name to Alphonse Le’Roy.
LMAO! Isis is definitely “Fiieeeerce!”
(m) You actually have said someone was “Fieeeerce!” out loud.
Is it lesbian of me to think the same thing???
(w) Your sexiest outfit is a full ankle length skirt, a denim button up and a ballerina flats. You are not dressing for comfort, you are a lesbian.
maybe you are a pentocostal. just a thought.
or a jew. kingston ave, STAND UP!
(w) Your sexiest outfit is a full ankle length skirt, a denim button up and a ballerina flats. You are not dressing for comfort, you are a lesbian.
Lemme guess.. you played basketball with this chick? Did she also wear wet n wild red or fuchsia lipstick? this is also a sign for the ladies…..
“Did she also wear wet n wild red or fuchsia lipstick? this is also a sign for the ladies…..”
Can’t that just mean she’s tacky? lol.
Did she also wear wet n wild red or fuchsia lipstick? this is also a sign for the ladies…..”
Can’t that just mean she’s tacky? lol.
naw cause if she just tacky she will also use that same lipstick on her cheeks and eyelids and usually there is a heavy black liner around her lips and maybe some gold lipstick in the center.. the lesbian will just put it on the lips with no moisturizer.. lips just red and cracking..likc she drank to much kool aid and ran two miles…..
gasping for air. lmao.
:::DEAD:::
“(w) You don’t like men complimenting you (it’s sexist) or looking at you as you walk down the street (it’s rude). You are not a feminist, you are a lesbian.”
ok this is me sometimes…..what to do???
***calling my whole family at 6:49 am***
“umm…i MIGHT be gay family, please don’t break out any village people songs, drag races, bravo tv marathons, colorful flags…yet.
“(w) You don’t like men complimenting you (it’s sexist) or looking at you as you walk down the street (it’s rude). You are not a feminist, you are a lesbian.”
this made me laugh aloud for at least 12 seconds.
what the hell is tranny r0pe pron?
hm…not that i’m in the market or anything. not that there’s anything wrong with that…
i just like education.
“what the hell is tranny r0pe pron?”
Porn where “trannies” – dudes with boobs, long hair and make-up – are suprised and raped by “straight” men. I was dating a guy and after a coupla months he put that ish on. I was like “oh no”. Then I saw he had SEVERAL variations on that one movie. I was out.
EEWW U saw tranny porn?? Did u heave?
No time to heave. I was afraid for my life and had to make an exit that would not get me killed.
oh no, V.E.G!!!
are you okay? there’s a hotline for that situation…
If that is what you are into, no judgment. lol. But I would think a guy would ask a few questions to assess whether or not a woman was into that ish too before popping the tape in. I thought were gonna watch a movie, something from the BlockBuster new release wall and that came on!
oh, i cant even imagine!!! you expecting Soul Plane and Chicks wit D*cks starts palying! im glad you got out alive girl!
How in the hell did I miss this? I’m glad you made it out too girl, that’s disturbing.
I think I hate this post, by the way.
And no, I am not gay.
Sorry Liz…you know we can get a bit random with the late night chatting…it all started with a story of a friend that needs to be set free (think the Freedom song from Sarafina, he’s been known to sing it on occasion)…yes girl, that free.
LOL! It’s all good in the hood.
What hood you in?
i looooove that song from sarafina! i sing it occasionally too!
Wow i knew Sarafina was big, but i never knew it was that big ( iwas five years old when that came out…no I’m not thaaaaat young, you’re just thaaaat old Gaaaaad Daaaamnit), I really never thought Sarafina was that Big abroad….wait….wait…oh sheeet Whoopi Goldberg is not a South African!!!…sheet you could’ve fooled me, that girl is as dark as hell with them reefer smoking lips to match, sheeet she reminds me of my cousin and his a badass motherfugger.
“FREEDOM is comin, 2moro!” LOVE that song!
FREEDOM is comin, 2moro!” LOVE that song!
me too..I have the soundtrack
which brings me to another one
m- if you know all the words to music from the following musicals
rent
A chorus line
fast forward
Sister act 1
or if you know the dance moves and song from Sister Act 2
preach!
“if you know all the words to music from the following musicals
rent
A chorus line
fast forward
Sister act 1
or if you know the dance moves and song from Sister Act 2″
what about “jesus christ superstar”? i’m not saying that i know each of the lyrics, as well as the slight variations between the screen and play versions, but, in a purely hypothetical sense, if i did happen to know all of this by heart, would i qualify?
JC Superstar is the shiznit- I have it on VHS and I DO know all of the songs- plus at least one of the dances… and I don’t know why pink shirts make a man suspect- I love men in pink
i know all the songs from “the sound of music”. my little sister watched that joint at least twice a week when she was little. i also know all the songs from Aladdin.
Aladdin was my sh*t.
Jesus Christ superstar…. are you a fantical christian and therefore love hoard and collect all things christian..if not you dont get a pass.. plus you already own 2 pink dress shirts… I aint sayin but I’m sayin……
Uh the sound of music is so so but since it has a war theme you can get a pass….
The disney joints dont count unless its Bambi…
“Jesus Christ superstar…. are you a fantical christian and therefore love hoard and collect all things christian”
i’m not, i just really enjoy the flick and sh*t. its probably tied with “dogma” as my favorite religion themed movie
“i know all the songs from “the sound of music”. my little sister watched that joint at least twice a week when she was little. i also know all the songs from Aladdin.”
P-Money, I heart u! “Sound of Music” is my ISH and I even have the songs on my MP3 player. And Aladdin, is classic. One of the best disney soundtracks. You aight w/ me, P.
awww, Peej! that is fantastic! i love The Sound of Music and Aladdin!!! i dont know if it makes you gay, but we are so cool! and if you are gay, i wouldnt mind being your fruit fly!
OMG me and my friend Audrey downloaded all the songs from Sarafina the other day and tried to remember all the dance moves…tre fun!
I am with Liz, I think I officially hate this post, so I will get my wet blanket on, EARLY….. I think any man or woman who on a daily overanalyzes what makes someone gay or constantly have to be reassured of their ‘no homo’ status is pretty dang on gay and just don’t know it. Overcompensation and homophobic behavior are usual tell-tale signs….
(no homo)
PREACH!!!
(from the lizzard)
“I think I hate this post, by the way.
And no, I am not gay.”
(from naturally alize)
“I am with Liz, I think I officially hate this post, so I will get my wet blanket on, EARLY….. I think any man or woman who on a daily overanalyzes what makes someone gay or constantly have to be reassured of their ‘no homo’ status is pretty dang on gay and just don’t know it. Overcompensation and homophobic behavior are usual tell-tale signs….”
its fun friday in the sun, for chrissakes. stop being lemonsuckers.
Point taken chizzamp…. so now I’ll get my corner-worthy replies together… lol
thats the spirit
I still hate this post.
Liz and I are always eye to eye!
How you going to just come at my throat like that son?
I bike to work because I live downtown and its 15 blocks away (who is walking that sh*t?)
My crosstrainers are gray/blue/white, its not my fault that the Under Armor in my size at the store was the same tone of blue.
And finally you damn right I celebrate my birthday. Ni**a I’m special!
LMAO!! Dorian, you got a fan in me.
ol girl nuttin dey happun! (c) 2face idibia
Just make sure you buy me a drink when I come to the Chi! Stout and coke preferably lol
2Face na be my jam o!! If I buy you stout, make u na buy me some Bailey’s.
dorian and luvvie, we need to get together and have ourselves a party with 2face, d’banj, all those mo’hits mofuggers and plenty of palm wine/ogogoro
YESSS O! And lets not forget PSquare. Abeg bring ur money. We will dance and spray.
P-Square, P square Yeah!!!!!!! Those guys are officially African Superstars, they were in Nairobi last week and the madness and panties that they got!! Totally out of this world. Hell they even upstaged Akon in Uganda.He was in a state of shock
We just love them sweeties……
LMAO! dang, Dorian…its like he wrote that ish with you in mind…champ so mean!
(m) if your nickname/internet pseudonym ends with a “G”, cummon now you aint foolin us, we all know that ‘G’ don’t stand for gangsta
hahahahahaha, sorry man had to take advantae of that.
you know how i know you’re gay?
how?
because you used “tone of blue” in a sentence.
sorry. as the biggest “40 year old virgin” fan on the planet, i couldn’t pass that opportunity up. please forgive me and sh*t
lmao! I severely dislike you right now…got tea all over my damn keyboard. I love that movie.
b- if asked about your sexuality you have ever used the following phrases “its not that simple” sexuality,is organic and or fluid” “I like who I like” or I cant be defined by labels/boxes/categories”
“if asked about your sexuality you have ever used the following phrases “its not that simple” sexuality,is organic and or fluid” “I like who I like” or I cant be defined by labels/boxes/categories”
I might know some lesbians, then. lol. They are roommates.
So is a brother invited to the housewarming?
“So is a brother invited to the housewarming?”
Men.
I’m going to take that as a maybe
“I might know some lesbians, then. lol. They are roommates.”
U MIGHT kno some lesbians?? Them fools were born in the island of LESBO. I think they are certified carpet munchers.
LEAVE MY FRIENDS ALONE. lol.
“Them fools were born in the island of LESBO”
is “lesbo island” in the same vicinity as “whore island”?
***a piece of toast to anyone who gets the “whore island” reference***
It’s from Anchorman, right?
“It’s from Anchorman, right?”
good job. smelly pirate hooker is still one of the best insults of all time
I think there in the same vicinity. I’ve noticed about 90% of the super promiscuous girls I grew up with is not playing for the other team. Has anyone else ever witnessed this phenomenon?
“I’ve noticed about 90% of the super promiscuous girls I grew up with is not playing for the other team. Has anyone else ever witnessed this phenomenon?”
either this or they’re like born again. there seems to be no inbetween with this
m- if you and your girl still dress in matching outfits, coordinating colors or wear t-shirts with 2+hearts+2 gether= 4 ever or each other’s names printed on them
-m if you wear flip flops or any type of shoe that has your heel out
m- if your eyebrows are arched…
w-if your idea of perfume is shower to shower/baby powder
“m if you wear flip flops or any type of shoe that has your heel out”
So a straight man would prefer to have his feet sweat in 90 degree heat?
“m if you wear flip flops or any type of shoe that has your heel out”
Yea what are brothas sposed 2 do when they on vacay? And besides, men who wear flip flops all the time are called YT.
Yea what are brothas sposed 2 do when they on vacay? And besides, men who wear flip flops all the time are called YT.
vacation or not I aint feeling ninjas in thong style flip flops.. a man thats comfortable with something between his toes bothers me.. but I will let that pass while on vacation but there is never an excuse for a man mule or sling back unless the excuse is that you are gay as H.e.ll
Yes man mule and sling back = gay. No question.
LMAO at a man that’s comfortable with something between his toes bothers me.
Between the toes is one step away from between the cheeks.
you know i hadnt thought about that toe thing and now it bothers me too! way to go!
ive never thought about a man in flipflops being gay, i do think a man in flipflops is saying very clearly that if somethin jump off in these streets, you are on your own cuz i aint chasin sh*t!
“if somethin jump off in these streets, you are on your own cuz i aint chasin sh*t!”
Yes. A guy in flip flops is not prepared to go into battle should the need arise.
vacation or not I aint feeling ninjas in thong style flip flops.. a man thats comfortable with something between his toes bothers me.. but I will let that pass while on vacation but there is never an excuse for a man mule or sling back unless the excuse is that you are gay as H.e.ll
OMG…co-sign! I was just saying this the other day.
Dunks got airholes in them.
Flip flops in public and you not in Miami or Hawaii means you gay. Crocs is climbing into that category.
Flip flops in public and you not in Miami or Hawaii means you gay
Thanks for clarifying Dorian!!
and what is a mandal if not a flip flop or a shoe that has the heel out?
I forgot to make a crucial edit, this only applies to North American ni**as and black men who are assimilated with the culture. Africans/YT’s/Europeans/Asians/Mexicans are exempt.
A good rule of thumb, if anything goes down are you wearing shoes that would give someone probable cause you step to you first? If so go head and change them shoes fam.
a mandal is just wrong. lol.
If a dude is a nike flip flop or a shower shoe running an errand, I give him a pass cuz these can be bought without much thought.
Mandals require time to (a) search for and (b) decide which style of mandal you want to buy, i.e. two or three bands across the foot?, etc.
nike flip flop or a shower shoe
see I dont consider those flip flops.. I was really only talking about them thong style joints. I consider these country but not g.a.y
See the nike flip flop or the “shower jordans” are acceptable only if you are within 2 block radius from your front porch, and if you are wearing socks. Also you cannot crack a smile or generally look amicable at all while wearing these.
“and if you are wearing socks”
ok…no.
College athletes STAY wearing those nike flip flops w/ socks. Thats how you identify them on campus. It’s like bummy chic (without much of the chic)
What you gonna have your toes all out in some jeans or hooping shorts? C’mon my dude its 2008 stop the madness.
why is there no smiling allowed, D?
“College athletes STAY wearing those nike flip flops w/ socks. Thats how you identify them on campus. It’s like bummy chic (without much of the chic)”
add a beater, our practice shorts, and a skully (i know, lol) and this was my outfit maybe 30 percent of the time on campus.
Crocs OWN that gay azz category.
crocs are a crime against fashion…and a man in crocs likes the wang. point blank.
woah lordy!
CROCS…any bredda I see trying to rock those heinious things goes STRAIGHT in the gay category, and he aint comin out neither.
hell yeah, i rock my Tims to the beach son.
“hell yeah, i rock my Tims to the beach son.”
I hope ur moth ball and baby powder game is tight. Can’t imgaine the stench from THEM shoes after a day at the beach.
“I hope ur moth ball and baby powder game is tight.”
i can honestly say that this here is a game i never knew existed! i cant wait to find someone i can ask about their mothball and baby powder game….
Well most of the US oustide on NYC and Philly (Boston too) drives EVERYWHERE, the place of destination is usually AC’d out so just how does 90 degrees afftect your feet when more or less you are ina climate controlled setting? At this point in society when manipulate so much of our clothing to our desire not the weather (when in cold weather cities we have all seen the Baby Phat “winter” jackets that dont cover much flesh…gotta show off a phatty even whenmis 25 degrees baby!!!) being reasonable I cant see a guy (with a ride in a city where you HAVE to drive) wearing fips past his driveway as a must have cuz its so hot. Doesnt make you gay but you aint wearing it for the weather.
cant get on board with the mandals, huh?
I am against mandals at all costs. You can wear some basic leather flip flops ONLY if we are on a beach outside of the USA. Otherwise you can only wear some type of sports flip flops.
Mandals with straps and woven leather are a negative for men. Little boys get a pass because I don’t think they have an option.
“You can wear some basic leather flip flops ONLY if we are on a beach outside of the USA
Im not feeling these even outside our great country. mandals on little boys are cute.
boydals! hmmm….doesnt quite have the same ring to it.
“m- if you and your girl still dress in matching outfits, coordinating colors or wear t-shirts with 2+hearts+2 gether= 4 ever or each other’s names printed on them”
You either gay, 12, from the westside, or Puerto Rican.
More than likely they are Puerto Rican.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
how u gonna hate on mi ppl man! LOLLOLLOL
dominicans seem to do this as well.
sidenote: i remember one of my dominican homegirls in college trying to explain the animus between dominicans and puerto ricans to me, even remarking that ricans refer to dominicans as “dumb in a can”, and this seemed to upset her very much.
i offered to make her a waffle to cheer her up, but she didnt want the waffle. just the wang.
“i offered to make her a waffle to cheer her up, but she didnt want the waffle. just the wang.”
LMAO!
You owe me a(nother) coffee and a keyboard
to your sidenote:
some people here round these parts refer to Domincans as (Dirty Rice). There is a lot of animosity between many Latinos based on where they hail from not just DR/PR and names that go in line with that
hmmm….thats not smart! you should always take waffles AND the wang.
So, it’s like that on a Friday morning, huh, hoe?! I PACIFICALLY tole you NOT to mention the Westside, and this how you play me?! We gon engage in fisticuffs before the day is over – CHALLONJ!
I PACIFICALLY tole you NOT to mention the Westside
LMAO… I hate that with a passion… everytime I hear some one say that I want to scream and beat them to death
i just choked on my tic tac @ “pacifically tole you…” i luv you guys…you keep me crackin’ up over here.
speaking of westside…can we get vsb to extend into the 5 o’clock hour for us west coast commenters. i hate talking to myself at 2:40 in the afternoon. it’s lonely and sh*t… liz? bueller?
Kindred, you and your TINY fists don’t scare me. BRING IT!!!
“Kindred, you and your TINY fists don’t scare me. BRING IT!!!”
why do i imagine kindred with some horrendously tiny fists, like the size of raisins or something?
LMAO my hands are normal sized, I swear!
And Luvvie, you are one to talk – I should mail some Boniva to your house for those frail bones of yours
yall are cracking me up today
“I should mail some Boniva to your house for those frail bones of yours”
We should not make fun of Luvvie’s tiny stature. But, still…bwwwwwwwwaah.
VEG, you only one size bigger thna me. Don’t GET roasted!! U know I always got material.
And Kindred, you grown as heck w/ the freakishly tiny hands of a baby. STOP. IT.
m – you own/wear man-dals, he-capris, a murse or an ID bracelet.
w – you are over 16 and stood in line to get the latest Playstation, Xbox or any other video game.
w – you don’t own one pair of thong/g-string panties.
“m – if you own/wear man-dals, he-capris, a murse or an ID bracelet.”
A.K.A. ALL of hollywood. Which… well it falls in line w/ the theory. Carry on…
“w – you don’t own one pair of thong/g-string panties.”
And although these often feel like *SS FLOSS, they are necessary at times
And although these often feel like *SS FLOSS, they are necessary at times
umm are you wearing the right size? LMAO
LOL gurl yeah. Besides, I prefer boyshorts.
LOL gurl yeah. Besides, I prefer boyshorts.
I have a big butt.. boy shorts is just asking for trouble.. or a wedgie.. LMAO
I’m kinda hefty in the hindparts too…hate thongs/g-string. I go commando in those instances to avoid the VPL.
I’m kinda hefty in the hindparts too…hate thongs/g-string. I go commando in those instances to avoid the VPL.
I am quite disturbed by this for some reason
“Besides, I prefer boyshorts”
Wow Luvs, you seriously got a fan in me.
Ay Boyshorts are the ONE!!!
Mi nah inna dem buttfloss panty dem der
“umm are you wearing the right size? LMAO”
I thought the same thing but did not say anything.
“I thought the same thing but did not say anything.
”
Don’t make me punch you in the face :-p
Feelin froggish? Leap.
“Feelin froggish? Leap.”
All we need is space and opportunity. So, whatcha say… Sunday around 8pm?? lol
OMG! i love the smack talk!
knuck if you buck, son! LMAO
““m – if you own/wear man-dals, he-capris, a murse or an ID bracelet.””
oh my god not he-capris!!! lol
Talk more on this thong thing, I like where this is going.
“Talk more on this thong thing, I like where this is going.”
me too.
“w – you don’t own one pair of thong/g-string panties.”
dang, son…for real?? but i dont like things all off up in my crack like that. do boy shorts give me a pass or make it worse?
dang, son…for real?? but i dont like things all off up in my crack like that. do boy shorts give me a pass or make it worse?
umm you get a pass only if you are not wearing tight fitting khakis, white pants or any style bottom that will allow you to have excessive vpl (visible panty line)
yeah, but spanxx take care of that vpl issue…but im seeing from this line of questioning that i gotta step up my panty game! lol
boy shorts get a pass. as long as your entire underwear wardrobe does not consist of ‘big panties’ you are good. lol.
word, i cannot get with the high cut briefs. its either hip huggin boyshorts or tangas (lace boyshorts) the booty strings dont leave the house. i can stand em maybe 15 minutes max.
Agreed shay
Thank you for making me laugh this hard…He-capris. I have to use this term on every possible occasion. I will give you credit, promise.
I am still laughing. I must do something to repay you.
crocs are g.a.y as hell for a man
Yes. Crocs are far gayer than flip flops.
i think crocs are just terrible period. they supersede all categorization that doesnt’ end in “the most terrible foot things ever”
i hate crocs with the passion of mel gibson.
can crocs please go back to being professional shoes. I only wear mine if i’m going to be on my feet all day. That does not include sight seeing or walking in the city for any reason. Also they were good when i went rafting and they told me to bring water shoes. and if you still own a pair of those, male or female, you’re gay
“can crocs please go back to being professional shoes.”
They should not be worn outside of a hospital.
Thats what i’m saying. actually i walk to the hospital so i can wear them en route from house to hosp if i’m late.
m-if you wear shorts that stop above the knee
m-if you own any type of mesh or see through clothing
m-if the little slit at the bottom of all your polo’s hit at the belly button and the sleeve stops right below your shoulder blade so that when you raise your arms you fear bussing out at the sleeves or somebody poking your belly button like the pillsbury dough man…
“if you own any type of mesh or see through clothing”
I think we need to consider the Jamaican factor. I swear the boys are given that mesh jersey tank as a right of passage.
I think we need to consider the Jamaican factor. I swear the boys are given that mesh jersey tank as a right of passage.
***disclaimer.. going forward all of the posts on this topic by Shay-d-lady refer to Sothern North American Ninja’s***
I am an expert on this species…LMAO
i just like the term “the jamaican factor”….i dont know why
word, marinas are it and they have em in all colors… where they buy em, who knows?
“m-if you own any type of mesh or see through clothing”
Yeah men that wear ANY shirt that reveals nipplage must fill out a form w/ the Hetero Verification Council (HVC). Unless on a DARE, their app will get denied.
Wait. Ninjas still wear mesh?
unfortunately, they do. Head to a reggae club and you are bound to see a couple of red, green and gold mesh tanks.
m- if you still own and wear in public that shiny shortsleeve lycra mockneck joint made famous by that short ballhead dude from the group “silk”
bwwwwwwwwwah.
oh my gawd. choking.
LMAO Shayd! Said clothing also reveals nipplage so it falls into my aforementioned theory.
Oh, and that shirt makes me think of the cover of an arabesque movie. They usually got some cheesy bald black man w/ a lycra shirt on. Looking like a Black Mr. Clean.
LMAO Shayd! Said clothing also reveals nipplage so it falls into my aforementioned theory.
sorry for the overlap but something about ninja’s in that shirt bother me deep down in my spirit lawd….
that ninja always approaches me at the club and he normally has on wide leg pleated pants, and is light or brown skinned with a faded scurl….upsets me just thinking about it..
The wide leg pleated pants disturb me.
w/ Durango-esque boots on…. ick!
“m- if you still own and wear in public that shiny shortsleeve lycra mockneck joint made famous by that short ballhead dude from the group “silk””
and if it snaps at the crotch …yeah…go ahead and wrap it up..you’re gay!!
I call those “Brian McKnight” shirts
Those shirts are wrong, just wrong!!!
True.
But can we also discuss those damn near spaghetti strap tank top sh*ts that men wear? I can’t stand those things…just screams fruit loop.
“But can we also discuss those damn near spaghetti strap tank top sh*ts that men wear? I can’t stand those things…just screams fruit loop.”
you can blame fiddy for that
I knew it! I was trying to think of who started that foolishness…
50 was indeed the creator of the G-unit camisole.
“Homies Over Hoes” all day long
Ahh, yes…the G-Unit Camisole
yeah, I just thought I’d throw my $0.02 in.
You might be gay if:
(m) If you and all the dudes in your crew wear super skinny jeans…(can your balls breath????)
(m) If you own Pink Tims (with matching accessories)
(m) You carry a man bag (usually a designer bag like Kenneth Cole or Coach)
(m) You draw in your hair line (for that extra crisp edge)
(m) Arch your brows (man-scaping is one thing, but you should not look like a lost member of a 90′s boy band…soooooo gay)
*Your lip game is CRISCO proper…Just shiny…
LMAO!!!!! Too funny!!
-lexi
“(m) Arch your brows (man-scaping is one thing, but you should not look like a lost member of a 90’s boy band…soooooo gay)”
This is once more something that could be applied to Puerto Ricans. Them men got better arches than most women. And they MACHO!
And the skinny jeans are really Euro. An Irish friend spent weeks looking for a pair. I give him a pass. lol.
oh nononono PASS he does NOT recieve.
I say this as a full fledged euro! Be not hoodwinked my fellow Americans
Skinny Jeans on males= GAY
In America
Ireland
England
TIMBUKTU!!!
Its Global people!
African Men are also good for wearing skinny jeans. They get a pass tho along w/ the euros
“(m) If you and all the dudes in your crew wear super skinny jeans”
ahhh cummon man, don’t be like that, some of us have satorial apetites man. A big dude wearing skinny jeans is f**kin homo, but for us **cough** high-matabolism niggs wit well developed couture habits, the skinny jean is an item of endearment.
yeah, i’m gonna have to disagree with you there. ~ Lumberg from Office Space.
i’m one of those high-metabolism cats and i refuse to wear skinny jeans b/c they are…wait for it…gay.
somehow, nobody in DC got the memo since all the youngins are out rocking skinny jeans in all kinds of colors and fabric.
got everybody around here loooking like the scene in Boyz N The Hood when Ricky got his football took.
see the parallel? rock skinny jeans you just may get your football took.
“see the parallel? rock skinny jeans you just may get your football took.”
actually, tennis ball might be more apropos.
the new skinny jeans are the old Lee jeans (those did nothing for my hips and rumpus)
PBG is officially out against skinny jeans. And why are the youngins that Panama mentioned still insisting upon saggin’w/the skinny jeans? Bunched up BabyBoyBoxers out in public are NOT the business. And it causes them to walk like penguins. I just want to whip out my Strap of Fury on each and every one of them I see on my daily travels.
Strap of Fury=Arse Whuppin’ Belt. I’m a Mama…we all have one. Don’t be fooled.
Have you ever watched a south African music video that’s the couture uniform down there for skinny high metabolism guys. They so get the pass on that one. Sisanda I’m a Kwaito loving Kenyan up in here. I can work as your lawyer on this
BTW as Champ stated this is specifically targeted at our N. American ni99as so don’t hate.
Sisanda as your lawyer I would advise you to pull up a vid on youtube from Zola, Arthur,Boom Shaka or Mzambiya as evidence.
Your honour I would like to present evidence from the witness… (your call Sisanda!!)
can we add that if you describe yourself as a
“high-matabolism niggs wit well developed couture habits”
you might want to go ahead and threw in them hazel contacts and some leather thong flip flops and call it a day….
and pop in “Im Comin Out” by Diana Ross….
(m) You carry a man bag (usually a designer bag like Kenneth Cole or Coach)
I can’t stand this ish…lmao
w- When you refer to the male member as “gross”, “ugly”, “unnatural looking”, “too bulky”, “not appealing”. I dunno sweet heart you might like to kiss the lips.
m- If you enjoy watching the cunning lingo part of p_rn. This is non negotiable, no hetero dude doesn’t fast forward through that sh*t.
With that I’m taking it down for the night. See y’all when I’m at the plantation.
“w- When you refer to the male member as “gross”, “ugly”, “unnatural looking”, “too bulky”, “not appealing”. I dunno sweet heart you might like to kiss the lips.”
A bonafide straight woman thinks the penis, in general, is a beautiful thing. Now, she may have seen some ugly ones up close, but overall believes the wang to be one of the best things on earth.
Indeed, indeed.
“A bonafide straight woman thinks the penis, in general, is a beautiful thing. Now, she may have seen some ugly ones up close, but overall believes the wang to be one of the best things on earth.”
Yes indeedy!
I completely co-sign.
cosignage.
m- if you wear color contacts….
“m- if you wear color contacts….”
*faith tabernacle baptist pentecostal church of God in Christ’s holy water*
WHOOOOO!!!!
Yes, red flag!
men wear colored contacts??????? and claim to be straight??????
“men wear colored contacts??????? and claim to be straight??????”
i was thinking the same thing! like, for real? they say that ish with a straight face?!?
men wear colored contacts??????? and claim to be straight??????”
uh yes… it seems that “hazel” is their favorite….
hAHA! You just reminded me of this one bredda I worked with some years ago. FIIIIIIIIIIIINE, but sosososoSO gay!
Bwoy was TOO soft spoken
TOO sensitive and basically TOO damn feminine to be straight.
Sow ith is hazel contacts he look us all dead in the eye and try say he was not gay. O we questioned him! lol
then he try come out with…Im METROSEXUAL!!!!
WTF???
I’m mad he even had to go there with the “metrosexual” thing…don’t NO straight man wear no dayum colored contacts!
Straight men don’t also label themselves metrosexual.
“men wear colored contacts??????? and claim to be straight??????”
YES, and I know many of these foolish ijots. I just give them a MEAN side-eye and walk away
a Man may be gay if his name is Prince (or THE Artist). And DAMnat! Yall can TRY but you can’t convince me that espadrille-wearing, aunt jemima scarf-tying, makeup-wearing, women’s fashion-shopping POCKET man is straight. You just CAN’T!!
And by POCKET man, I mean I just want to put him in my pocket. He so little and cute.
Blaspheme!!!!
TAKE THAT BACK.
Nobody, and I mean nobody, talks about Prince.
I shan’t take it back. U AND yo purple sweatah need to go sit down and accept that Prince is a Pocket Gay. *purple rain, purple rain!*
Die. Just Die.
And I don’t own a piece of purple clothing.
Wish I did, though…at the Prince concert a few years back I was like one of four people not rocking it. lol.
Kiss my yansh, Creole!! Don’t make me ROAST ur hair straight. It CAN be done.
Blaspheme!!!!
TAKE THAT BACK.
Nobody, and I mean nobody, talks about Prince.
VEG LMAO we are e-twins…
ummm do you guys realize that of 142 comments already posted on this blog, we have probably posted over 100 of them? I am stopping now before I get banned!! you chicks go hard on the blogs!!!
Lmao! I’m rite behind u Shayd. People gon come in the morn and be like WTF??? Don’t ban us, Liz, Panama & Champ!!
y’all just chatty. lol but we love it…
“I am stopping now before I get banned!!”
GOMH. I was thinking the same thing.
luckily i fell asleep, so im not gonna get in trouble! *sticks out tongue*
Man may be gay if his name is Prince (or THE Artist).
HEY Fall up off PRince he is not gay..he just cant be defined by labels or …ummm…Okay… whatever he wrote Adore… he gets a pass!
“he just cant be defined by labels”
Or a gender, apparently.
Gay ass ninja.
Luvvie, I got your back on this one girl. Something about that little plum man just does not sit well with me. Musically he is talents, but aint nothing sexy about a man in stilettos and a purple sequins scarf
Man f**k that, prince oozes with so much testosterone he is the Single only man in the world who can get away with that shit. Y’all know you some damn liars if Prince walked up to you and said he wanted to take you back to his castle you’d go with a quickness. And wouldn’t think twice about him double dipping. Everything he does puts him on the queerlist and he’s still bagging chics at a drop of a hat. and black women! That pocket sized imp should be studied by science. there is no reason he shouldn’t be gay but he isn’t
Shoot I suspect women are lesbians if they aren’t turned out by Prince a little. Only men say he’s gay and thats because they hope that if they say it enough it would be true. Cuz they know he’s the only man in the world who could take their girl in under 10 seconds, and no woman can be blamed for that. In fact who is the female equivalent for men? Is there a universally accepted maneater chic out there that you wouldn’t blame your man for sliding with if she came for him?
“Shoot I suspect women are lesbians if they aren’t turned out by Prince a little.”
*Nodding head vigorously in agreement*
“Shoot I suspect women are lesbians if they aren’t turned out by Prince a little.”
Are we in the era of McCarthyism??? How r u gon take my theory and turn it against me? U BLIND BLIND delusional women.
You know Luvvie, you can’t be talking bout Prince and expect us to still be cool…
BOOOOOOO!!!
U kno I love ya T-Lee, but I’m sorry. Prince is un-hetero!
BOOOOOO!!!
m-if you try to get people to call you by a stripper name or acronym.. for instance my name is stan but people call me SLAM….sexy like a muther fugger….. Or D-nasty- etc
m-if you have a catch phrase or saying… i.e. that’s hot, fierce, he-ll to the naw..etc
Ri-dayum-diculous
for instance my name is stan but people call me “SLAM….sexy like a muther fugger….. Or D-nasty- etc
m-if you have a catch phrase or saying… i.e. that’s hot, fierce, he-ll to the naw..etc
Ri-dayum-diculous”
i have a homeboy named g***, but hands out business card as “ginufine”.
he’s not invited to any of my bbq’s anymore
“ginufine”.
too through. ctfu!!!
Ginufine???? See?? The Hetero Verification Council would throw him out of proceedings before he even spoke.
“Ginufine???? See?? The Hetero Verification Council would throw him out of proceedings before he even spoke.”
yeah, he’s an “exotic dancer” who got turned onto exotic dancing by his exotic dancing gf. although it sounds like the premise of basically every e. lynn harris novel, it’s true
im crying…
this happened in pittsburgh ????
i don’t believe you!!!!
yeah, he’s an “exotic dancer” who got turned onto exotic dancing by his exotic dancing gf. although it sounds like the premise of basically every e. lynn harris novel, it’s true
none of his novels have this premise.. so your friend is even gayer than E.Lynn…..
Shay, you know Slam? Do you go to Splash for Blatino Tuesdays?????
Shay, you know Slam? Do you go to Splash for Blatino Tuesdays?????
LMAO we dont have “blatino” days here.. …..
(w) – If her fade is cleaner than a man’s, and has a sagg on with boxers… and from behind you cant tell its a woman… gay!
(m) – if a man, no matter how rough ,saggin and thuggish he looks , but has that “HEYYYYYYYYYY GURRLLLLLL!” tone of voice = gay
(m) – if you use MAC make up to fill in your lil beard, goetee, eyebrows, mustache, etc.. – gay
lol.
“(m) – if you use MAC make up to fill in your lil beard, goetee, eyebrows, mustache, etc.. – gay”
do men do this???
I hope not.
I think any man who know their way around a MAC makeup palette at all is gay. Any man that knows how the difference between a blush and shadow brush is bonafide homo.
actually yes..cuz i have a gay friend and he just loves his MAC..lol
actually yes..cuz i have a gay friend and he just loves his MAC..lol
yes in college it was a gay man that made me realize the horrors of fashion fair and hipped me to that mac…..
co-signage on all of the above!
(m) end every sentence or bloggg wit [no homo], it’s probably the only chance to say it out aloud without hopefuly being caught out {so homo}
F**k Ninjas and that argument of “Well…you know how the whole mafioso kiss each other on the cheek as a greeting ritual…that’s what me and ma boy were doing in the pic, we was sayin waddup… yep all three times”
motherf**k you, you belong to the broken-wrist-society, you one of them ni99as that give themselves regular prostate check-ups to “search for a lump”, ni99a please!!
***sidenote: My white friends allways ask me why we South Africans always act like none of our ancestors might have been gay, as if being gay is a European thing, i say “Okay listen up my little rednecked cheese-topped cracker, i say there were gay men in our history, we just have bigger and more spacious closets so they can stay in there forever”****
Okay listen up my little rednecked cheese-topped cracker”
lol
they got that Carrie Bradshaw walk-in type closet!
“they got that Carrie Bradshaw walk-in type closet!”
I envy that closet…not to hide in cuz I’m not gay (not that there’s anything wrong with it) but to put my shoes in. Sigh.
Male- Probably gay if he has a closet full of those skinny/tight jeans and a bunch of skin hugging shirts with abstract colors and designs. Or maybe that’s metrosexual?
Female- Probably engages in regular lesbianage if she always wants to kiss other girls on the lips while intoxicated, then blames it on the booze.
“Female- Probably engages in regular lesbianage if she always wants to kiss other girls on the lips while intoxicated, then blames it on the booze.”
***take 6***
“Female- Probably engages in regular lesbianage if she always wants to kiss other girls on the lips while intoxicated, then blames it on the booze.”
They always try to blame it on the drank…lol
I’ve had a lot of drank in one session ain’t neva thought about kissing my girls.
Exactly.
This is why I always say them chicks were already curious.
Im sayin! i have been plastered and it never occurred to me that i should make out with some chick…i always question them that do it EVERY time. they have a sip of Bartles and James and all of a sudden they slobbering on some chick’s face.
“Female- Probably engages in regular lesbianage if she always wants to kiss other girls on the lips while intoxicated, then blames it on the booze.”
This is 98.7% of all white college girls
m- if on ur myspace or facebook (or any dating site) u have a picture of urself laying on a bed in a semiprovocative pose wearing (satin, silk, velour) pajamas that reveal most of ur chest.
hahahahahahaahahhaha…stop that sh*t….the image is scary as a motherfugger…LMFAO..
LOL!!!
m-if you on those sites with a back shot
LMAO!! There is someone on my FB friends list who has that EXACT pic in his album.
that is his attempt to come out the closet. Support him!
“m- if on ur myspace or facebook (or any dating site) u have a picture of urself laying on a bed in a semiprovocative pose wearing (satin, silk, velour) pajamas that reveal most of ur chest.”
This made me laugh out loud. Imagery on 1hunnid!! LOL!
its not even 8am and there are 166 comments on here-u vampires were busy last night
it’s 1pm in Central African time, i’m at work and no Ia m not a Game Ranger or a traditional healer motherfugger…….I’m an employee, i work n sheet so that i can buy some kicks at the end of the month.
“and no Ia m not a Game Ranger or a traditional healer motherfugger”
CTFU!!!!
you know how we do! day walkers unite! lol
171 comments!!!!! My God people it is only 8:08 a.m.!!! (So of course that song by those 3 girls called is now playing in my head)
“BOOM like an 808, Circles like a figure 8″
There is no reason I should still remember these lyrics
that is brain space that you could be using in a more productive manner, however it may require an exorcism or lobotomy to have permanently removed
b- if you are married and prefer to club only at gay clubs/bars
b- if all of your friends are of the opposite sex, but you havent bagged any of them
b- if you always make a point to point out gay people or talk about gay people on a daily basis…why are you so concerned???
“b- if you always make a point to point out gay people or talk about gay people on a daily basis…why are you so concerned???”
excessive unironic homophobia is always a red flag
I agree.
“b- if all of your friends are of the opposite sex, but you havent bagged any of them”
So if a dude has a ton of female friends, he just needs to have sex with one of them to reclaim his hetero-ness? Nice little challenge for the male, since the female could probably bag any one of her male friends at any given moment.
W – if you go to Female Strip Clubs and your not in the ATL or with your Man/husband
M – if you go to male Strip clubs and your not dancing, djing, bartending, or security
these are automatics…you are forever suspect at that point…
Foolishness that there are 175 comments ALREADY at 7:45 AM CST…I see I’mma have to stay up late just to get in early on the convo lol!
I’m saying I shouldn’t have to be reading from my phone in bed at 6am EST (especially since I should’ve gotten up an hour b4 to go running) just to catch up with all this tomfoolery… I mean its one thing that I get no work done. But no sleep AW HELL NAW!!!
m – if you say “I’m a meatatarian” and your not talking about food.
BTW – I finally got to say that line, when one of my co-workers asked me if I wanted an apple. lol
that must have felt almost as good as the time when i got to say, “its not delivery, its digiorno!”
m- you exhibit an extreme, over the top, unreasonable aversion to gay people.
I’ve dated a man who wouldn’t go pick me up a bikini from a store because he was afraid someone may think he’s gay or a crossdresser *crickets* I’m convinced that this off the wall homophobia was a defense mechanism.
“I’ve dated a man who wouldn’t go pick me up a bikini from a store because he was afraid someone may think he’s gay or a crossdresser”
did you keep his nuts with you, or did you allow him to take em with him to the bikini store?
They’re still on my fireplace mantle. Thank you very much.
Its always nice to put some books between the two of them for decoration’s sake.
m – if you have to say “no homo” after every sentence.
b – if you listen to Jim Jones and you like it
b – if you listened and understand what lil Wayne is talking about on the Carter 3 without a translator
so basically you just called out all of Harlem?
If the shoe fits . . . then get a matching purse!!!
Does that make me gay for saying that?
You’re walking a fine line partna.
If the shoe fits . . . then get a matching purse!!!
Does that make me gay for saying that?
short answer..y.e.s
“b – if you listen to Jim Jones and you like it”
completely no validity, but should be. and its just damn funny, yes this definately makes the list.
b – if you listened and understand what lil Wayne is talking about on the Carter 3 without a translator
Oh no you didn’t. lol
“if the shoe fits…then get a matching purse”
LMAO! good thing i already finished lunch cuz this keyboard woulda been roint!
and btw, some southern folks easily understand lil weeze…
ps – what if they say “no homo” before every sentence? does it still count? or are they being sincere?
- if you listened and understand what lil Wayne is talking about on the Carter 3 without a translator
if you are a black male with any contact to urnbania and you dont understand what wayne is talking about.. you are probably g.a.y…..
Make that African as well we gots some love for Weezy no matter what Goody says. I know someone who has hustled tickets for his concert here never mind that they are just rumours at this poit
*P.S . * we get concerts after at least six months of rumours, the bigger the artist the longer it takes, With Weezy we are on the first month.
“….(B) you ride a moutain bike to work. (okay. this might not make you gay, but it does make you an a**hole)”
I really dislike bike riders…They find a way to break every traffic law in the book and still manage to be in the way of my car between every intersection. Why don’t they get tickets…I just want to see one get pulled over. Yes, I’m salty.
“….(w) you met the champ at a nightclub, and didnt give him your panties phone number”
Ummm, I’m not sure how this made the list. lol
“….(w) you met the champ at a nightclub, and didnt give him your panties phone number”
Ummm, I’m not sure how this made the list. lol”
some things are better left unknown
“You girl don’t like me, how long has she been gay” (c) Kanye West
AMEN on the bike rider issue..ugh they are sooo annoying!
I haven’t read the comments yet and there’s already a gang of them so forgive me if I repeat some things…
(M) You might be gay if you preface everything with “no homo”.
(M) You might be gay if you carry your ‘man purse’ every where you go and you feel naked without it.
(W) You might be gay if you go to strip clubs to see naked women more than your guy friends.
(W) You might be gay if you have no female friends.
(W) You might be gay if you have no female friends.
or just evil
“(M) You might be gay if you carry your ‘man purse’ every where you go and you feel naked without it.”
how bout just owning one makes you gay?
m- you tweeze your eyebrows. i didn’t say “clean”, i said “tweeze”. there is nothing wrong with cleaning the unibrow, but when a full out arch appears, there is a problem.
m- ok, so in ny the new fad is men wearing skinny jeans… sometimes i can handle it, but when your jeans are tighter than mine… no bueno
m- dressing up like a woman for halloween and being a little to comfy with it…
“m- ok, so in ny the new fad is men wearing skinny jeans… sometimes i can handle it, but when your jeans are tighter than mine… no bueno”
I’m gonna let the most interesting man in the world explain how I feel on this one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nxw0_Pxymyk
266 comments huh?
This is what happens when I decide to come in late on a Friday…daaaang.
According to your list, I’m good. It’s great fcukin’ day in the neighborhood. I knew that anyway…I love vitamin D.
*Shouts out to the Seinfeld “not that there’s anything wrong with that.”
m – if your playing any sport and you unnecessarily pat your teammates butt (like during half time, before the game, and timeouts)
b – if you go to jail purpose
LOL, “if you go to jail on purpose.”
m- I you say any of the following phrases:
“Grrrrrrrrrl”
“Grrrrrrl Bye!”
I haven’t read all of the posts, but
W-if you are a member of a roller derby team http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1uAgwdC4JI
whats the difference between a female pit bull and a roller derbyette?
a vagina
Really? I thought it would’ve been the walking on all 4′s
W – If your shape-up/line-up is sharper than mine
“W – If your shape-up/line-up is sharper than mine”
lol…i saw this upthread as well, and i’m still envious that i didnt include it in my original list.
If you’re on this site and you’re a male, you probably:
1. Grew up w/ all white ppl and have learned about ‘blackness’ from tv and bougie blacks who imitate bougie whites.
2. Claim to hate hip-hop videos so that you sound ‘educated’, yet get all of your hyper-masculine ideas of how a black man thinks and acts, and ‘can do’, from this very source.
3. Are fat/out of shape.
4. Can’t fight.
5. Are way more lame than you realize.
6. Are unattractive.
7. Are screwed up as a black man who has been raised around all white ppl.
8. Don’t even realize that blog comment sections are the highlight of your day… EVERYDAY.
9. Are all talk.
—————————————————————————
If you’re a female on this site, you probably:
-Are all of the above.
-Are EXTREMELY overweight and/or unattractive.
-Don’t/can’t have/get a man.
you know, in my less enlightened and more slap-a-b*tcha$$ days, i’d have relished the opportunity to go in on a reckless tongued individual such as yourself…but i’m older and wiser now…so i’ll just say…
Hi Hater. Go kill yourself.
LOL. I think this means we have arrived.
I 2nd that.
very true.
@ truth ***third eye activate***…who just dumped you sweetie.
I cant wait till we reach SUPERSTAR status…
someone needs to start spreading the rumor that P, the Champ, or Liz is in rehab or dead
One of them need to make a “x” tape and leak it online. Instant superstar.
I vote the The Champ do it.
Take one for the team and ish!
Well your on this site too, so what does that make you? This is just another reason why Jim Jones should be banned . . . reckless hating
B4Prez
B@yahoo.com | 198.45.19.48
Black ppl are too busy trying to be instead of just being.
From why so serious?, 2008/09/03 at 11:41 AM
Truth
Abc123@yahoo.com | 198.45.19.48
From not that theres anything wrong with any of this, pt. 2, 2008/09/05 at 12:22 PM
hmmm….looks like someone has been spending a decent amount of time on this site as well
***and, in an ultimate b*tch move, changed their screenname when making a snarky comment***
i’d tell you to kill yourself, but the kool-aid pumping through your veins will do the trick soon enough.
i’m patient and sh*t
non-internet/tech savvy folks don’t realize you can find out so much from an IP address… too funny
::snicker::
wow the ip scarlet letter is no joke LOL
This is actually just the only computer in my department without the internet blocked. B4Prez can only be 1 of 2 other black people in my department, and I wouldn’t be surprised at either of them being on this site. But yea, not my style.
that’s a really cute story you made up and… almost believable. the sad thing is… you are still on this site, waiting to see how people will respond to you.
And you responded laylah… maybe u might be gay?
lol, no, actually i’m not gay. i responded because i have no shame in being on this site and according to your long ass list… you do. so get off. it’s simple.
Eww…I see somebody didn’t take their Sunshine Vitamins this morning. Cranky McCranky. You should move a cot into your cubicle so you can have a decent naptime. It works w/my boss. Keeps him friendly n’ sh!t.
Why are you still replying…take a hint & sh!t.
don’t you have educational books to publish over at your place of employment. I mean don’t you need to be saving us bourgie unattractive fat black people from our scholastic selves.
Especially since we can’t get men and we’re all ugly…
truth sees our secret shame.
Damn,
Called the site and all the commenters whack, got called out and played internet style, and STILL CAME BACK TO TALK MO SHI* !
If you dont like the site, just bounce.
For real.
Peace out…lmao
“i’d tell you to kill yourself, but the kool-aid pumping through your veins will do the trick soon enough.”
Choking.
“hmmm….looks like someone has been spending a decent amount of time on this site as well
***and, in an ultimate b*tch move, changed their screenname when making a snarky comment***
i’d tell you to kill yourself, but the kool-aid pumping through your veins will do the trick soon enough.
i’m patient and sh*t”
boy, i think i love you
I find it ironic that VSB gets it first hater on the day the topic is about gay people.
Things that make you go hmmmmmmmmm
you just blew my mind!
I think a certain publishing company needs to check who they got on staff LOL.
After reading all the stuff that indicates whether or not someone is gay. . . i’m surprised you’all are taking Truth seriously.
I did a double take when my young teenage daughter said this about one her historically emotional male classmates:
“He’s so weird, Mom. He says he pushes his tooth brush all the way to the back of his throat to he can learn how not to gag. I wonder why?”
She also went to an all-girl sleepover party when she was 11. One of the girls there gave all of them butt massages. They all liked it. I wasn’t too concerned about them, since kids do weird shit when poorly supervised, but I think her friend will be a lesbian. Hopefully mine won’t, not that there’s anything wrong with it…
“He says he pushes his tooth brush all the way to the back of his throat to he can learn how not to gag”
CTFU!
Oh my dayum.
He might not be gay, but he’s on the waiting list.
“She also went to an all-girl sleepover party when she was 11. One of the girls there gave all of them butt massages”
…………………….
He says he pushes his tooth brush all the way to the back of his throat to he can learn how not to gag
You know I have a guy friend who didnt know women could train their gag reflex until I told him a few days ago. His response when learning this new sexual tidbit, ‘So wait, my wife has been bull$hitting me all this time? She just doesnt like to do it, huh?’
You threw his wife under the bus…lmao!!!
“She just doesn’t like to do it, huh?” LOL, I guess not!
You know I have a guy friend who didnt know women could train their gag reflex until I told him a few days ago. His response when learning this new sexual tidbit, ‘So wait, my wife has been bull$hitting me all this time? She just doesnt like to do it, huh?’
LMAO….Hell I didnt know it, I was just thinking damn you mean I could have avoided the havoc and heaving I experienced on my wedding night?
I read that post about your daughter. I dont think it means they’ll be gay though. That little girl is prob getting um, touched, innapropriately at home though sorry to say.
That toothbrush thing is real slick! *Taking Notes*
(m) You might be gay if you and your boys only go to the communal showers with no curtains or stalls in the dead of night and go completely silent when someone walks into the bathroom…that junk isn’t kosher at all man…not at all.
(m) You might be one of the “kids” if everytime you come home, you tell our boy what the dude on the track team told you about your junk while you were running. I don’t want to hear what he said about that ish. Keep it between you, him, and his hag.
(m) You might be getting too much vitamin D when your are in your friend’s room, on his computer, and you start trying out random names for porn sites, and nothing like major melons, but stuff like papi c*** and sh*t.
(m) You might be a little zesty if you have a naked ladyfolk at home in your bed, but you sit out on the front porch with your celibate boy
This shit sounds kind of personal.
It is. I kinda felt the need to vent…I was feeling a little raw about all of that stuff. I’m good now though. The parties mentioned have now gone off to the marines….
“…gone off to the marines…”
I think I’ve fallen in e-love w/Not Really That Cold. But since I try to refrain from “knockin’ over cradles and robbin’ them” (leave that to my girl Goodie! LOL!), I’ll adopt him as an e-nephew.
**SMH**
I’m feelin’ the term “a lil’ zesty”. Do I have permission to add that to the PBG lexicon?
You can thank Ne-Yo in all his Zestiness for ushering that movement.
That boy is zestfully clean.
Complete with House Music anthem “Closer”.
“I’m feelin’ the term “a lil’ zesty”. Do I have permission to add that to the PBG lexicon?”
sh*t, i want it too
by all means, use it
Um,
? ? ? ? ?
Not that cold.. were in DE Hell did you attend school? LMAO
First off, I really like the phrase “a little zesty”. I’ll be using it in the future. But here’s my list for the fellas – and yes, these are too crzy for me to just make them up:
- you reach past the Ivory soap in the shower in favor of lilac scented bodywash
-use your girl’s oil of olay facewash
-admit to your girl that you were slumming with the oil of olay – you usually use $20 face wash from the rainforest.
- When offered a hook him up with your girl’s “lawn and plant” salesman, your response is an un-sarcastic: “Faaaaaabulous!”
-when your girl grabs your butt during the deed, poot it out at her.
-have the neatest dreads on the planet. not one lock out of place.
-mesmerize your girl with an intriguing scent – it will take her a while to realize that she both loves and hates it because you smell like her.
“when your girl grabs your butt during the deed, poot it out at her.”
you had me at “poot”
m- if you scream like a girl when a bug crawls on your leg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CYIM5oaiG0
You cant make this up…not that there is anything wrong with it
lol…you know, “not that theres anything wrong with it” is basically the tactful person’s way of saying “no homo”
no, its not…its their way of saying “no homophobo”
I know all my God and my church people are going to give me hell for this one (literally) but here goes . . .
m – if your job title is the following:
Church Choir Director
Catholic Priest
“Church Choir Director”
aka Minister of Music….. and they soooooooo often have the SCURL/wave nouveau/World of Curls/Carefree and baby hair action going on…
Ol’ Bobby Jones Gospel Hour lookin’ boy…
…Dead…
When I think of Bobby Jones I always think of sequins.
He’s so sparkly.
(m) If you ever say “sparkly”.
co-sign on church choir director.
on the catholic priest…child molester doesn’t equal gay. it’s means your sick. there is a biiiig difference.
*falls out of the chair laffin*
(m) If you call colors flavors n’ sh!t, like pink is “cotton candy” and burgundy is “wine” or orange is “tangerine”. I can’t stand that when my divalicious BFF does it. I don’t EVAH want to hear a dude say that mess.
Although, I do call my green and yellow kitchen “Cabbage n’ Sunshine” cuz that’s what the paint cans said. I think it funny! LOL!
You get a pass cuz that’s what the paint cans said
“If you call colors flavors n’ sh!t, like pink is “cotton candy” and burgundy is “wine” or orange is “tangerine”. I can’t stand that when my divalicious BFF does it. I don’t EVAH want to hear a dude say that mess. ”
You must not listen to alot of rap music then. With lyrics like “Peanut Butter Ice cream, Peter Pan seats” you’d probably think alot of rapper are light in the toes.
i used to refer to my two-tone tims as “beef and broccoli’s” (brown and green)
they had mac and cheese ones too
and, my personal favorite, rice and beans
All flavor shoes/clothes/accessories on men…gay.
i dont even know how to process this information, champ!
I have never heard any lyrics proclaiming Peanut butter seat or anything to do w/Peter Pan, and I hope I never do. That particular rapper will get a one-way pass to the PBG Rainbow Coalition.
But, then again I’m out of the loop w/a lot of the stuff that’s “hot on the boulevard”. My teenage daughter is my Google feature for popular culture. I’ll check w/her and get back w/ya!
it’s rich boy… throw some ds on it.
(m) — if all of your anthems and/or favorite songs are about women who are angry at men or discussing how fine they are (i.e bootylicious, irreplaceable, etc…)
These are also signs you may be a Bitter Ass B!tch
do you know any straight men that have an anthem?
btw you forgot:
Somebody Elses Guy-Jocelyn Brown
I Will Survive-Gloria Gaynor
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(m) saying “tongue in cheek” and demonstrating it as you say it…you know what that looks like right? something else in yo cheek…LOL…you said it was Facetious Fun Friday…I was just falling in line