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nevermind: five surefire ways to scare her away

lock-vagina

30 seconds.

apparently this is all the time it takes for a woman to decide whether a guy is eventual jungle monkey gotdamn material or not. thing is, between that first interaction and the first bottled water third frozen cosmo 37 minutes after you met for the first time on the fourth date, there remains a vast number of ways to salt your own game and eventually eliminate yourself quicker than george sodini.

today, as an extension of vsb.com’s crime-fighting ideals, the champ has decided to share five of them. take notes and sh*t

1. be too nice

while genuine interest from a woman doesn’t give you carte blanche to be an asshole unless you’re the champ, nothing makes a luscious love pocket go from brazilian rainforesty to straight sahara quicker than excessively ridiculous unconditional niceness. seriously, sacrificing your spine before you get the panties is such a surefire anti-damp that you might as well change your name to bounty.

it took me a while to learn this, as a young champ took sexual interest as a cue to instantly turn into stuart smalley, not realizing that always bending over backwards is a great way to make sure you wont be breaking any backs.

2. assume you’re already in there

unless you’re john mayer or whoever vivica fox happens to be dating, its usually not the best idea to assume that sex is a sure thing. even if they know you know they want to sleep with you, women still like to be wooed as if you’re completely oblivious to the soggy circus jumping out of her jean suit.

3. show your inner metro

pretty-ricky

as the popularity of the frohawk and strange things named “spectacular” have proven, the inane down-low hysteria has quelled somewhat in the past year or so. with that being said, women, black women especially, are still extra vigilant for any signs of pre or immediate post-coital effeminatity

unless you plan on dozens of consecutive nights of lonely solo exfoliation, archive the skinny jeans and timely celeb gossip until the at least the third time you’ve slept together, farnsworth.

4. slow your roll…except the exact opposite

while mysteriousness can be sexy if you’re hot, we all still like to have some inkling of reciprocation, women especially.

shifting sh*t on your busy schedule to spend time with her? good reciprocation

offering to pay her phone bill, updating your facebook status message to say “i’ve found her”, and taking her to the grave of your beloved great-grandmother to pray for her blessing….after your first date? bad, bad, bad reciprocation. down boy. down dammit!!!

5. let her see you “sleeping”

Philly Mac 7

if you’re a grower (a man whose flaccid penis is less than half of its erect size) you should remember the fact that there are many women who’ve made it to adulthood without ever seeing adult shrinkage. in fact, i bet at least 15-25 percent of the women reading this entry are unaware it even exists.

basically, while you may be packing a fully-loaded philly cheese steak sub when erect, its probably not the best idea to whip out your sleeping wang if it resembles a steak-umm while soft.

i’m sure i’m missing a few.

people of vsb.com, any additions?

—the champ

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Damon Young

Damon Young is the editor-in-chief of VSB. He is also a contributing editor for EBONY.com. He lives in Pittsburgh, and he really likes pancakes. Reach him at damon@verysmartbrothas.com. Or don't.

  • http://stickwithyocat.blogspot.com/ V.E.G.

    This put me on life support:

    “offering to pay her phone bill, updating your facebook status message to say “i’ve found her”, and taking her to the grave of your beloved great-grandmother to pray for her blessing”

    This pulled the plug.

    “basically, while you may be packing a fully-loaded philly cheese steak sub when erect, its probably not the best idea to whip out your wang if it resembles a steak-um while soft.”

    • http://twitter.com/WuDaMan WuDaMan

      @V.E.G.,

      LIVE!!! V.E.G. LIVE!!!

      You got a birthday to celebrate.

      Happy Birthday !)

      • http://stickwithyocat.blogspot.com/ V.E.G.

        @WuDaMan,

        LMAO.

        Thank you!

        • http://twitter.com/WuDaMan WuDaMan

          @V.E.G.,

          You welcome. Eat some of this I-cake. I made it w/ agave nectar and apple sauce it’s good for you. lol N there’s nuts n fruit babies glitter. It’s got all the ingredients of the bestess beer ever. (so what I’m trying too hard, it’s yo birfday) We got the crazy man from the simsons to sing Happy birthday V.E.G. n all that.

        • http://twitter.com/WuDaMan WuDaMan

          @V.E.G.,

          You welcome. Eat some of this I-cake. I made it w/ agave nectar and apple sauce it’s good for you. lol N there’s nuts n fruit babies glitter. It’s got all the ingredients of the bestess beer ever. (so what I’m trying too hard, it’s yo birfday) We got the crazy man from the simsons to sing Happy birthday V.E.G. n all that.

        • http://www.twitter.com/jalexanderh Dante_Alexander

          @V.E.G.,

          Happiest of happies, V.E.G.etable.

        • http://www.twitter.com/jalexanderh Dante_Alexander

          @V.E.G.,

          Happiest of happies, V.E.G.etable.

        • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

          @V.E.G.,

          happy birthday and sh*t, and may your birthday be a very masculine one

          • mari

            @The Champ, this quote of yours never fails to make me chuckle, lol

            yay for The Godfather!

          • mari

            @The Champ, this quote of yours never fails to make me chuckle, lol

            yay for The Godfather!

        • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

          @V.E.G.,

          happy birthday and sh*t, and may your birthday be a very masculine one

        • http://www.myspace.com/thagrindaholic BLUNTBLAZER

          @V.E.G.,
          leo bdays yea dont party as hard as i did tho unless u take a day off to recover lol

        • http://www.myspace.com/thagrindaholic BLUNTBLAZER

          @V.E.G.,
          leo bdays yea dont party as hard as i did tho unless u take a day off to recover lol

        • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

          @V.E.G., yeah, happy b-day ninja.

          booyaka.

        • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

          @V.E.G., yeah, happy b-day ninja.

          booyaka.

      • http://stickwithyocat.blogspot.com/ V.E.G.

        @WuDaMan,

        LMAO.

        Thank you!

    • http://twitter.com/WuDaMan WuDaMan

      @V.E.G.,

      LIVE!!! V.E.G. LIVE!!!

      You got a birthday to celebrate.

      Happy Birthday !)

    • SouthernGirl

      @V.E.G.,

      yay!!!!! happy birthday!

      *shooting gold birthday stars*

    • SouthernGirl

      @V.E.G.,

      yay!!!!! happy birthday!

      *shooting gold birthday stars*

    • http://www.kindredsmile.blogspot.com Kindred Smile

      @V.E.G., Happy Birthday honey!

    • http://www.kindredsmile.blogspot.com Kindred Smile

      @V.E.G., Happy Birthday honey!

    • http://www.awesomelyluvvie.com Thuggie Luvvie

      @V.E.G.,

      HAPPY BIRFDAY, V-NESS!!! Excuse me as I sing you a song.

      VEG its your birfday
      HappyBirthday VEG
      I wish u love and goodwill
      I wish you peace and joy
      I wish you better than your heart desires
      And ur first kiss from a boy *snickers*

      We shall celebrate tonight! Maybe I’ll go get more cupcakes!

      • 8th Wonder

        @Thuggie Luvvie,

        Mmmm, cupcakes.

        I mean, Happy Birthday Veggie Tales!!

      • 8th Wonder

        @Thuggie Luvvie,

        Mmmm, cupcakes.

        I mean, Happy Birthday Veggie Tales!!

      • overit?

        @Thuggie Luvvie, cupcakes!! Great, now I’m craving one.

        VEG!!!!!!! Happy Bday!!! I’m glad you’re alive and sh**.

      • overit?

        @Thuggie Luvvie, cupcakes!! Great, now I’m craving one.

        VEG!!!!!!! Happy Bday!!! I’m glad you’re alive and sh**.

    • http://www.awesomelyluvvie.com Thuggie Luvvie

      @V.E.G.,

      HAPPY BIRFDAY, V-NESS!!! Excuse me as I sing you a song.

      VEG its your birfday
      HappyBirthday VEG
      I wish u love and goodwill
      I wish you peace and joy
      I wish you better than your heart desires
      And ur first kiss from a boy *snickers*

      We shall celebrate tonight! Maybe I’ll go get more cupcakes!

    • Anonymiss

      @V.E.G.,

      Feliz cumple!!!! =)

    • Anonymiss

      @V.E.G.,

      Feliz cumple!!!! =)

    • http://lostwomanchild.blogspot.com BlackBerry Molasses

      @V.E.G.,

      Happy Born Day VEGgie Tales!

      May your day be filled with heels, dresses, crepes and herbal refreshments with fine arse rastas.

      • http://stickwityocat.blogspot.com V.E.G.

        @BlackBerry Molasses,

        It’s like you read my diary. :)

      • http://stickwityocat.blogspot.com V.E.G.

        @BlackBerry Molasses,

        It’s like you read my diary. :)

    • http://lostwomanchild.blogspot.com BlackBerry Molasses

      @V.E.G.,

      Happy Born Day VEGgie Tales!

      May your day be filled with heels, dresses, crepes and herbal refreshments with fine arse rastas.

    • Smiley Face

      @V.E.G.,

      HADDY BIRFDAY!!!

    • Smiley Face

      @V.E.G.,

      HADDY BIRFDAY!!!

    • http://www.sistersoundoff.blogspot.com Cheekie

      @V.E.G.,

      Happy B-day, darlin’!! *does Leo jig*

      • http://stickwityocat.blogspot.com V.E.G.

        @Cheekie,

        Does Leo two step/booty toot combo.

        • http://www.sistersoundoff.blogspot.com Cheekie

          @V.E.G.,

          Go ‘head! I see you! lol

          • http://twitter.com/WuDaMan WuDaMan

            @Cheekie,

            OOOOh my dreams are a coming true.

            Shake it fast
            watch yo self
            shake it like a salt shaker
            show me what you workin with
            shake it like a polaroid picture
            Roll like a 18 wheeler

          • http://twitter.com/WuDaMan WuDaMan

            @Cheekie,

            OOOOh my dreams are a coming true.

            Shake it fast
            watch yo self
            shake it like a salt shaker
            show me what you workin with
            shake it like a polaroid picture
            Roll like a 18 wheeler

          • http://twitter.com/WuDaMan WuDaMan

            @Cheekie,

            I knowed there is a God!

          • http://twitter.com/WuDaMan WuDaMan

            @Cheekie,

            I knowed there is a God!

          • http://www.sistersoundoff.blogspot.com Cheekie

            @Wu,

            SAD-alltheway-DOWN.

          • http://www.sistersoundoff.blogspot.com Cheekie

            @Wu,

            SAD-alltheway-DOWN.

        • http://www.sistersoundoff.blogspot.com Cheekie

          @V.E.G.,

          Go ‘head! I see you! lol

      • http://stickwityocat.blogspot.com V.E.G.

        @Cheekie,

        Does Leo two step/booty toot combo.

    • http://www.sistersoundoff.blogspot.com Cheekie

      @V.E.G.,

      Happy B-day, darlin’!! *does Leo jig*

    • http://jameskphoto.blogspot.com Mr. Mister

      @V.E.G., happy birthday slim!

      • http://stickwityocat.blogspot.com V.E.G.

        @Mr. Mister,

        Thank you everyone.

      • http://stickwityocat.blogspot.com V.E.G.

        @Mr. Mister,

        Thank you everyone.

    • http://jameskphoto.blogspot.com Mr. Mister

      @V.E.G., happy birthday slim!

    • http://www.museacdonline.com pgh muse

      @V.E.G.,

      Happy Birthday VEG!

    • http://www.museacdonline.com pgh muse

      @V.E.G.,

      Happy Birthday VEG!

    • luvtheshoes

      @V.E.G.,

      Happy, happy, happy birthday!

    • luvtheshoes

      @V.E.G.,

      Happy, happy, happy birthday!

    • Miss Patterson

      @V.E.G., Happy Birthday V.E.G.!!!

    • Miss Patterson

      @V.E.G., Happy Birthday V.E.G.!!!

  • http://stickwithyocat.blogspot.com/ V.E.G.

    This put me on life support:

    “offering to pay her phone bill, updating your facebook status message to say “i’ve found her”, and taking her to the grave of your beloved great-grandmother to pray for her blessing”

    This pulled the plug.

    “basically, while you may be packing a fully-loaded philly cheese steak sub when erect, its probably not the best idea to whip out your wang if it resembles a steak-um while soft.”

  • http://stuffghettopeoplelike.wordpress.com Stuff Ghetto People Like

    Immediately off…don’t be weird. Keep the porn and hentai anime enthusiasm to yourself until she moves in. Don’t get fetishy until she reveals hers mid-smash.

    And don’t go places you’re expected to spend some cash unless you really want to trick off a 50 spot or two.

    BTW, it’s a general rule that your messy *ss room in your parents’ rest is not an option.

    Sup with these “men on the hot seat” topics?

    • http://lostwomanchild.blogspot.com blackberry molasses

      @Stuff Ghetto People Like,

      Sup with these “men on the hot seat” topics?

      turn about is fair play.

      • Smiley Face

        @blackberry molasses,
        “turn about is fair play.”

        d*mn straight!

      • Smiley Face

        @blackberry molasses,
        “turn about is fair play.”

        d*mn straight!

      • http://stuffghettopeoplelike.wordpress.com Stuff Ghetto People Like

        @blackberry molasses, I’ve been around long enough to notice that women aren’t on the hot seat in these topics.

        • http://lostwomanchild.blogspot.com BlackBerry Molasses

          @Stuff Ghetto People Like,

          obviously not paying attention **pats head** its okay. its early.

        • http://lostwomanchild.blogspot.com BlackBerry Molasses

          @Stuff Ghetto People Like,

          obviously not paying attention **pats head** its okay. its early.

      • http://stuffghettopeoplelike.wordpress.com Stuff Ghetto People Like

        @blackberry molasses, I’ve been around long enough to notice that women aren’t on the hot seat in these topics.

      • http://www.sistersoundoff.blogspot.com Cheekie

        @blackberry molasses,

        Co-signage.

      • http://www.sistersoundoff.blogspot.com Cheekie

        @blackberry molasses,

        Co-signage.

    • http://lostwomanchild.blogspot.com blackberry molasses

      @Stuff Ghetto People Like,

      Sup with these “men on the hot seat” topics?

      turn about is fair play.

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      @Stuff Ghetto People Like,

      ‘Sup with these “men on the hot seat” topics?”

      lets play a little numbers game and sh*t

      339: as of today, this represents how many entries we’ve had on vsb.com

      (at least) 100: this represents how many of those are directly targeted at women, with topics spanning from “why you’re an evil b*tch”, “signs you’re a pretentious piece of sh*t”, and “mistakes every educated woman makes” to “how to charm a man”, “why professional women basically suck”, and “the mirror” (which was an entry basically telling unattractive women to kill themselves, lol)

      12: the number of minutes it took me to look back and count exactly how many topics were directly targeted at women. it would have been a little longer, but i stopped counting after 100.

      in summary: what the f*ck hell are you talking about?

      • http://stuffghettopeoplelike.wordpress.com Stuff Ghetto People Like

        @The Champ…..ouch! Sue me, I haven’t been here that long. Be easy, fam…

        Those topics do sound quite entertaining though…definitely gotta go back and read those.

      • http://stuffghettopeoplelike.wordpress.com Stuff Ghetto People Like

        @The Champ…..ouch! Sue me, I haven’t been here that long. Be easy, fam…

        Those topics do sound quite entertaining though…definitely gotta go back and read those.

      • http://www.myspace.com/thagrindaholic BLUNTBLAZER

        @The Champ,
        dam lol roasted

      • http://www.myspace.com/thagrindaholic BLUNTBLAZER

        @The Champ,
        dam lol roasted

      • Smiley Face

        @The Champ,

        *clapping*

      • Smiley Face

        @The Champ,

        *clapping*

      • http://lostwomanchild.blogspot.com BlackBerry Molasses

        @The Champ,

        as my Chi-Town friends would say….

        TREATED.

      • http://lostwomanchild.blogspot.com BlackBerry Molasses

        @The Champ,

        as my Chi-Town friends would say….

        TREATED.

      • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

        @Stuff Ghetto People Lik

        “definitely gotta go back and read those.”

        thats all i’m saying. vsb ebbs and flows and sh*t

      • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

        @Stuff Ghetto People Lik

        “definitely gotta go back and read those.”

        thats all i’m saying. vsb ebbs and flows and sh*t

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      @Stuff Ghetto People Like,

      ‘Sup with these “men on the hot seat” topics?”

      lets play a little numbers game and sh*t

      339: as of today, this represents how many entries we’ve had on vsb.com

      (at least) 100: this represents how many of those are directly targeted at women, with topics spanning from “why you’re an evil b*tch”, “signs you’re a pretentious piece of sh*t”, and “mistakes every educated woman makes” to “how to charm a man”, “why professional women basically suck”, and “the mirror” (which was an entry basically telling unattractive women to kill themselves, lol)

      12: the number of minutes it took me to look back and count exactly how many topics were directly targeted at women. it would have been a little longer, but i stopped counting after 100.

      in summary: what the f*ck hell are you talking about?

    • http://www.myspace.com/thagrindaholic BLUNTBLAZER

      @Stuff Ghetto People Like,
      hella true bout tha porn ya neva kno even tha most innocent lookin chicks be watchin it on tha low

    • http://www.myspace.com/thagrindaholic BLUNTBLAZER

      @Stuff Ghetto People Like,
      hella true bout tha porn ya neva kno even tha most innocent lookin chicks be watchin it on tha low

  • http://stuffghettopeoplelike.wordpress.com Stuff Ghetto People Like

    Immediately off…don’t be weird. Keep the porn and hentai anime enthusiasm to yourself until she moves in. Don’t get fetishy until she reveals hers mid-smash.

    And don’t go places you’re expected to spend some cash unless you really want to trick off a 50 spot or two.

    BTW, it’s a general rule that your messy *ss room in your parents’ rest is not an option.

    Sup with these “men on the hot seat” topics?

  • http://www.blacknbougie.com OneChele

    As we learned from my Dr. Seuss story last week, sometimes a brother just needs to be quiet, ssshhh. If the girl is signaling with the smoldering eye-sexy, the hair flip and the giggle, you’re in there. Don’t ruin it by saying something really, really stupid.

    BTW fellas, you can be in the middle of getting the cupcakes, say something stupid and still get ejected mid-stroke… with the swiftness. Not every girl wants to answer your questions about whose p* it is or if you’re the best she’s ever had. :-) Oh and if you’re screaming out names, make sure you say the right one, playa. I’ve got a friend right now who got called Indigo (Indigo?!) one time too many.

    • http://stickwithyocat.blogspot.com/ V.E.G.

      @OneChele,

      “Not every girl wants to answer your questions about whose p* it is or if you’re the best she’s ever had.”

      Now…if he’s working it right, these questions are acceptable and encouraged. I kid. *shifty eye*

      And Indigo??? Wtf?????

      • http://stuffghettopeoplelike.wordpress.com Stuff Ghetto People Like

        @V.E.G., re: “Indigo”: ninja been watchin’ too much Mo’ Better Blues.

      • http://stuffghettopeoplelike.wordpress.com Stuff Ghetto People Like

        @V.E.G., re: “Indigo”: ninja been watchin’ too much Mo’ Better Blues.

      • Blue Skyez

        @V.E.G.,

        I think a like a man to be near silent. No asking silly questions like “Whose is it?” It’s mine, ninja! It’s part of my body. No name calling. No yelling, roaring, growling, or any otherworldly sounds. Heavy breathing is only acceptable and manliest thing he can do. As for me I may moan a little, but thats about the limit of noise making for me.

        • http://stickwityocat.blogspot.com V.E.G.

          @Blue Skyez,

          That’s some quiet chex, girl. lol.

          • SouthernGirl

            @V.E.G., lol. i’m sayin’ to each his/her own and all but o_O

          • SouthernGirl

            @V.E.G., lol. i’m sayin’ to each his/her own and all but o_O

          • Blue Skyez

            @V.E.G.,

            I just think quiet chex is romantic and intense. Extra Noise will be a distraction for me.

          • Blue Skyez

            @V.E.G.,

            I just think quiet chex is romantic and intense. Extra Noise will be a distraction for me.

        • http://stickwityocat.blogspot.com V.E.G.

          @Blue Skyez,

          That’s some quiet chex, girl. lol.

        • miss t-lee

          @Blue Skyez,
          Like complete silence?
          Um…IDK…lol

          • Blue Skyez

            @miss t-lee,

            No. Not complete silence. We might as well be dead. Heavy Breathing and Light moaning. There’s no need to be waking neighbors! lol

          • Blue Skyez

            @miss t-lee,

            No. Not complete silence. We might as well be dead. Heavy Breathing and Light moaning. There’s no need to be waking neighbors! lol

          • miss t-lee

            @ Blue Skyez,
            Okay now I understand. :)
            There’s always a need to wake the neighbors…lol

          • miss t-lee

            @ Blue Skyez,
            Okay now I understand. :)
            There’s always a need to wake the neighbors…lol

          • http://www.myspace.com/thagrindaholic BLUNTBLAZER

            @miss t-lee,
            yea tha proof is in the puddin all that scream dont mean nuthin. BUT if you gettin wetter than the pacific wit ya nails diggin in my back eye rollin in tha back of ya head uaint gotta say nuthin “its writin all ova ya face” lol

          • http://www.myspace.com/thagrindaholic BLUNTBLAZER

            @miss t-lee,
            yea tha proof is in the puddin all that scream dont mean nuthin. BUT if you gettin wetter than the pacific wit ya nails diggin in my back eye rollin in tha back of ya head uaint gotta say nuthin “its writin all ova ya face” lol

        • miss t-lee

          @Blue Skyez,
          Like complete silence?
          Um…IDK…lol

        • http://twitter.com/WuDaMan WuDaMan

          @Blue Skyez,

          I could see this so long as I’m not getting dead panned in a bad way. Like you thinking you want to find your wrap it up box.

        • http://twitter.com/WuDaMan WuDaMan

          @Blue Skyez,

          I could see this so long as I’m not getting dead panned in a bad way. Like you thinking you want to find your wrap it up box.

        • Anonymiss

          @Blue Skyez,
          “No asking silly questions like “Whose is it?” It’s mine, ninja! It’s part of my body.”

          LMAO!!

        • Anonymiss

          @Blue Skyez,
          “No asking silly questions like “Whose is it?” It’s mine, ninja! It’s part of my body.”

          LMAO!!

        • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

          @Blue Skyez,

          I think a like a man to be near silent. No asking silly questions like “Whose is it?” It’s mine, ninja! It’s part of my body. No name calling. No yelling, roaring, growling, or any otherworldly sounds. Heavy breathing is only acceptable and manliest thing he can do. As for me I may moan a little, but thats about the limit of noise making for me.

          lol, damn. it sounds like your sex is lamer than joe buddens. i pity your punany.

          • http://twitter.com/WuDaMan WuDaMan

            @The Champ,

            I too pity her puddin. Might as well beat off if I’ma be quiet. What the hell? The faces have got to be off the chain. She is over there having mime cecks. smh

          • http://twitter.com/WuDaMan WuDaMan

            @The Champ,

            I too pity her puddin. Might as well beat off if I’ma be quiet. What the hell? The faces have got to be off the chain. She is over there having mime cecks. smh

          • Blue Skyez

            @The Champ,
            “lol, damn. it sounds like your sex is lamer than joe buddens. i pity your punany.”

            That’s not fair. Why does it have to pitiful? Maybe its just too good for words or noise. LOL

          • Blue Skyez

            @The Champ,
            “lol, damn. it sounds like your sex is lamer than joe buddens. i pity your punany.”

            That’s not fair. Why does it have to pitiful? Maybe its just too good for words or noise. LOL

          • http://twitter.com/WuDaMan WuDaMan

            @Blue Skyes,

            I’m sorry. but it sounds like the stuff reserved for a non english art gallery indie film. No worries, I’ll be there to help you out & be your more people. I’m clearing my schedule as I type. LOL

          • http://twitter.com/WuDaMan WuDaMan

            @Blue Skyes,

            I’m sorry. but it sounds like the stuff reserved for a non english art gallery indie film. No worries, I’ll be there to help you out & be your more people. I’m clearing my schedule as I type. LOL

          • http://www.myspace.com/thagrindaholic BLUNTBLAZER

            @The Champ,
            yall crazy prolly chexin with no music in the background huh too huh? ole exabitionalist or howeva u spell it

          • http://www.myspace.com/thagrindaholic BLUNTBLAZER

            @The Champ,
            yall crazy prolly chexin with no music in the background huh too huh? ole exabitionalist or howeva u spell it

          • http://twitter.com/WuDaMan WuDaMan

            Hey yall wait wait wait.

            Blue Skyez have you ever made the cecksie time w/ someone who went to prison?

          • http://twitter.com/WuDaMan WuDaMan

            Hey yall wait wait wait.

            Blue Skyez have you ever made the cecksie time w/ someone who went to prison?

          • http://lostwomanchild.blogspot.com BlackBerry Molasses

            the only time when quiet s3x is necessary is when you are doing it in a wildly inappropriate setting… like a church confessional.

          • http://lostwomanchild.blogspot.com BlackBerry Molasses

            the only time when quiet s3x is necessary is when you are doing it in a wildly inappropriate setting… like a church confessional.

        • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

          @Blue Skyez,

          I think a like a man to be near silent. No asking silly questions like “Whose is it?” It’s mine, ninja! It’s part of my body. No name calling. No yelling, roaring, growling, or any otherworldly sounds. Heavy breathing is only acceptable and manliest thing he can do. As for me I may moan a little, but thats about the limit of noise making for me.

          lol, damn. it sounds like your sex is lamer than joe buddens. i pity your punany.

        • Anger Management

          @Blue Skyez, I’m not sure about “near silent”, but don’t be tryna have a FULL ON conversation with me, LMAO. I had one guy who would ask me questions throughout the ENTIRE time. Talm bout “Do you miss me?”, “Do you love me?”. Ninja, STFU, SMDH. I’m sorry, I’m a little angry today, he got on my dayum nerves.

          • 8th Wonder

            @Anger Management,

            How you gon’ miss someone when they’re inside you?

            FAIL.

          • 8th Wonder

            @Anger Management,

            How you gon’ miss someone when they’re inside you?

            FAIL.

        • Anger Management

          @Blue Skyez, I’m not sure about “near silent”, but don’t be tryna have a FULL ON conversation with me, LMAO. I had one guy who would ask me questions throughout the ENTIRE time. Talm bout “Do you miss me?”, “Do you love me?”. Ninja, STFU, SMDH. I’m sorry, I’m a little angry today, he got on my dayum nerves.

        • http://www.myspace.com/thagrindaholic BLUNTBLAZER

          @Blue Skyez,
          yea das me tha silent assasin but the chicks get loud lolol my neighbors always be grinnin when they see me.

          • http://twitter.com/WuDaMan WuDaMan

            @BLUNTBLAZER,
            :D

          • http://twitter.com/WuDaMan WuDaMan

            @BLUNTBLAZER,
            :D

          • http://www.myspace.com/thagrindaholic BLUNTBLAZER

            @WUDAMAN,
            worst shi is when the neighbors be grinnin at the chick when they do the walk of shame all quiet and dainty knowin they was screamin they head off a hour ago.

          • http://www.myspace.com/thagrindaholic BLUNTBLAZER

            @WUDAMAN,
            worst shi is when the neighbors be grinnin at the chick when they do the walk of shame all quiet and dainty knowin they was screamin they head off a hour ago.

        • http://www.myspace.com/thagrindaholic BLUNTBLAZER

          @Blue Skyez,
          yea das me tha silent assasin but the chicks get loud lolol my neighbors always be grinnin when they see me.

        • http://chubbyafro.com T. Troy Stewart

          @Blue Skyez, near silent? are you making out or on the Bataan/Obama Death March? You mackin’ Elmer Fudd?
          Why you controlling how HE is having chex with chew? Why is he even there? Oh, I’m asking way too many questions, huh? LOL…oops, another question. Sorry. Oops, can’t be too apologetic.

          Man, I am glad that I don’t date anymore.

          • miss t-lee

            @T. Troy Stewart,
            “Bataan Death March”?

            hahahhahahha

          • miss t-lee

            @T. Troy Stewart,
            “Bataan Death March”?

            hahahhahahha

        • http://chubbyafro.com T. Troy Stewart

          @Blue Skyez, near silent? are you making out or on the Bataan/Obama Death March? You mackin’ Elmer Fudd?
          Why you controlling how HE is having chex with chew? Why is he even there? Oh, I’m asking way too many questions, huh? LOL…oops, another question. Sorry. Oops, can’t be too apologetic.

          Man, I am glad that I don’t date anymore.

        • luvtheshoes

          @Blue Skyez,

          Quiet chex unnerves me. Makes me think one of us is not getting it like we like it. You better at least moan and throw in some commentary here and there…I can’t be the only one showing my appreciation. (And if I’m not making any noise, you getting it for the last time)

        • luvtheshoes

          @Blue Skyez,

          Quiet chex unnerves me. Makes me think one of us is not getting it like we like it. You better at least moan and throw in some commentary here and there…I can’t be the only one showing my appreciation. (And if I’m not making any noise, you getting it for the last time)

        • http://stuffghettopeoplelike.wordpress.com Stuff Ghetto People Like

          *keeps the words of Blue Skyez in mind in light of the virgin post last week*

        • http://stuffghettopeoplelike.wordpress.com Stuff Ghetto People Like

          *keeps the words of Blue Skyez in mind in light of the virgin post last week*

        • http://lostwomanchild.blogspot.com BlackBerry Molasses

          @Blue Skyez,

          I don’t think I could handle that. Like, what are we supposed to listen to? The crickets?

          **coming from the chick whose neighbors officially HATE her for ‘noise violations**

        • http://lostwomanchild.blogspot.com BlackBerry Molasses

          @Blue Skyez,

          I don’t think I could handle that. Like, what are we supposed to listen to? The crickets?

          **coming from the chick whose neighbors officially HATE her for ‘noise violations**

      • Blue Skyez

        @V.E.G.,

        I think a like a man to be near silent. No asking silly questions like “Whose is it?” It’s mine, ninja! It’s part of my body. No name calling. No yelling, roaring, growling, or any otherworldly sounds. Heavy breathing is only acceptable and manliest thing he can do. As for me I may moan a little, but thats about the limit of noise making for me.

    • http://stickwithyocat.blogspot.com/ V.E.G.

      @OneChele,

      “Not every girl wants to answer your questions about whose p* it is or if you’re the best she’s ever had.”

      Now…if he’s working it right, these questions are acceptable and encouraged. I kid. *shifty eye*

      And Indigo??? Wtf?????

    • charli skipper

      @OneChele,
      these questions are especially out of order when they are gramatically incorrect. and not in a sarcastic and intentionally slangy way. “it’s minezzz, isn’t it?” whispered all earnest and psuedo-seductively will make me call time out and turn the lights on so i can post about that mess on VSB and reevaluate my life.

    • charli skipper

      @OneChele,
      these questions are especially out of order when they are gramatically incorrect. and not in a sarcastic and intentionally slangy way. “it’s minezzz, isn’t it?” whispered all earnest and psuedo-seductively will make me call time out and turn the lights on so i can post about that mess on VSB and reevaluate my life.

    • http://www.singlesisterspeak.wordpress.com Nicki Sunshine

      @OneChele, “As we learned from my Dr. Seuss story last week, sometimes a brother just needs to be quiet, ssshhh.”

      YES!

    • http://www.singlesisterspeak.wordpress.com Nicki Sunshine

      @OneChele, “As we learned from my Dr. Seuss story last week, sometimes a brother just needs to be quiet, ssshhh.”

      YES!

    • http://www.sistersoundoff.blogspot.com Cheekie

      @OneChele,

      “As we learned from my Dr. Seuss story last week, sometimes a brother just needs to be quiet, ssshhh.”

      YES. Silence is golden. Hell, in most cases, it’s platinum.

    • http://www.sistersoundoff.blogspot.com Cheekie

      @OneChele,

      “As we learned from my Dr. Seuss story last week, sometimes a brother just needs to be quiet, ssshhh.”

      YES. Silence is golden. Hell, in most cases, it’s platinum.

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      @OneChele,

      “Not every girl wants to answer your questions about whose p* it is or if you’re the best she’s ever had”

      a good technique is to ask forceful riddles. while “who’s your daddy” is cool, nothing will get her juices flowing like “yeah, girl, whats my dog’s name? whats my dog’s name?????”

      now she’s more aroused by the fact that you’re slightly crazy, but you love animals. a win-win for all involved

      • http://www.myspace.com/thagrindaholic BLUNTBLAZER

        @The Champ,
        *take that, take that* lol

      • http://www.myspace.com/thagrindaholic BLUNTBLAZER

        @The Champ,
        *take that, take that* lol

      • http://lostwomanchild.blogspot.com BlackBerry Molasses

        @The Champ,

        *snickering*

        no.

      • http://lostwomanchild.blogspot.com BlackBerry Molasses

        @The Champ,

        *snickering*

        no.

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      @OneChele,

      “Not every girl wants to answer your questions about whose p* it is or if you’re the best she’s ever had”

      a good technique is to ask forceful riddles. while “who’s your daddy” is cool, nothing will get her juices flowing like “yeah, girl, whats my dog’s name? whats my dog’s name?????”

      now she’s more aroused by the fact that you’re slightly crazy, but you love animals. a win-win for all involved

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

      @OneChele, BTW fellas, you can be in the middle of getting the cupcakes, say something stupid and still get ejected mid-stroke… with the swiftness.

      this is a totally unrelated related note. but there is lore from those who went to school with me in college that this cat from DC basically dumped his chick midstroke. LOL. dude was hitting and before he finished was like, “yo, i’m done with this relatioship. i’m out.”

      you just don’t come back from that one.

      • http://www.blacknbougie.com OneChele

        @Panama Jackson, That might be Top Ten in the worst Break Up Scenarios EVER!
        “When did you break up?”
        “July 28th, 2002 @ 2:12 am between stroke 171 and 172″

      • http://www.blacknbougie.com OneChele

        @Panama Jackson, That might be Top Ten in the worst Break Up Scenarios EVER!
        “When did you break up?”
        “July 28th, 2002 @ 2:12 am between stroke 171 and 172″

      • Wanjiru

        @Panama Jackson,
        Do you know my husband? This is the exact type of 0.0056% story he tells. Details please!!! What on earth could she have said/ done/moaned out/oozed/shook/broke/smelled/ ??? to make that happen? Was that before or after she shanked him.. aw, never mind…. this is probably all we’re getting anyway….

      • Wanjiru

        @Panama Jackson,
        Do you know my husband? This is the exact type of 0.0056% story he tells. Details please!!! What on earth could she have said/ done/moaned out/oozed/shook/broke/smelled/ ??? to make that happen? Was that before or after she shanked him.. aw, never mind…. this is probably all we’re getting anyway….

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

      @OneChele, BTW fellas, you can be in the middle of getting the cupcakes, say something stupid and still get ejected mid-stroke… with the swiftness.

      this is a totally unrelated related note. but there is lore from those who went to school with me in college that this cat from DC basically dumped his chick midstroke. LOL. dude was hitting and before he finished was like, “yo, i’m done with this relatioship. i’m out.”

      you just don’t come back from that one.

  • http://www.blacknbougie.com OneChele

    As we learned from my Dr. Seuss story last week, sometimes a brother just needs to be quiet, ssshhh. If the girl is signaling with the smoldering eye-sexy, the hair flip and the giggle, you’re in there. Don’t ruin it by saying something really, really stupid.

    BTW fellas, you can be in the middle of getting the cupcakes, say something stupid and still get ejected mid-stroke… with the swiftness. Not every girl wants to answer your questions about whose p* it is or if you’re the best she’s ever had. :-) Oh and if you’re screaming out names, make sure you say the right one, playa. I’ve got a friend right now who got called Indigo (Indigo?!) one time too many.

  • overitlovesmondays

    I was in a zen like calm, anticipating all that the REM cycle has to offer, when this ruined it: “updating your facebook status message to say “i’ve found her”. THIS of all the things you mentioned annoys me the worst. I’m more likely to not share than on FB, even when I feel like I found him. Por ejemplo, I took a FB quiz on which black actor I’d end up with, I end up with Idris Elba (surprise), but did I put “i told yall haters” on my status? No. On a serious tip though, those statuses annoy me to no end, thirsting for e-validation is not cahyoote.

    Re: the steak-um bit, I’m going to to look into the Corner policy and see if I could send you there.

    • charli skipper

      @overitlovesmondays,
      um…people are starting to facebook statuses way too seriously. where is the shame? i have this one “friend” that is consistently updating about her 2 baby’s daddies and the sad state of her life. talkin about, “i wish these men would be fathers to these babies!”……”i’m glad my friends have found their way in life—hopefully one day i will find a use for myself.” then cut to: “today is going to be a beautiful day!!!! :)” i just want to call and have her internet disconnected so i can save her from herself.

      • http://www.twitter.com/jalexanderh Dante_Alexander

        @charli skipper,

        The status game has become a full on beetch session, for women and men alike.

        I see so many statii that say something to the effect of “FB isn’t E-Harmony!”, but that same person is sitting complaining about love on FB 24-7. And I don’t see a lil phone icon next to the updates. So her fat arse is sitting at home putting this sheet up every 5 minutes. Cry for help? Maybe. Annoying as sheet? Very.

        Stop ordering pizza off papajohns.com and actually GO to the store, tubb-o. You may like the cashier waiting on you. That’s all you deserve you unambitious lazy betch.

        • http://stickwithyocat.blogspot.com/ V.E.G.

          @Dante_Alexander,

          Why she gotta be fat? lmao.

          • http://www.twitter.com/jalexanderh Dante_Alexander

            @V.E.G.,

            Cuz, in this case, I actually know the woman, and she is, all things considered, fat as fook.

            Personally, I think she needs to decide to acknowledge that she likes chicks, cuz she’ll only get a dude if she becomes a mail order bride. Bad everything, with the worst feature being the attitude. She came to our high school reunion acting even MORE stank than I remember her in High School, and we were NICE to her in High School…

          • http://www.twitter.com/jalexanderh Dante_Alexander

            @V.E.G.,

            Cuz, in this case, I actually know the woman, and she is, all things considered, fat as fook.

            Personally, I think she needs to decide to acknowledge that she likes chicks, cuz she’ll only get a dude if she becomes a mail order bride. Bad everything, with the worst feature being the attitude. She came to our high school reunion acting even MORE stank than I remember her in High School, and we were NICE to her in High School…

        • http://stickwithyocat.blogspot.com/ V.E.G.

          @Dante_Alexander,

          Why she gotta be fat? lmao.

        • http://lostwomanchild.blogspot.com BlackBerry Molasses

          @Dante_Alexander,

          next time, tell us how you REALLY feel. HA!

          • http://www.twitter.com/jalexanderh Dante_Alexander

            @BlackBerry Molasses,

            I’ve only met like two abrasive portly chicks in my life, and they were bad as hell, THEN got beefy, and therefore never learned to have personality.

            however THIS chick has always thought her sheet don’t stank. So one status says “I am SO great blah blah blah” then 5 minutes later its “Uggggggggh! I HATE men cuz they always lose my number! They are SOOOO irresponsible! it’s like my head game makes them forgetful!” Stupid.

            Thus ends my free publicity for that one. On to better things…

            How bout this weather we’re having!

          • http://www.twitter.com/jalexanderh Dante_Alexander

            @BlackBerry Molasses,

            I’ve only met like two abrasive portly chicks in my life, and they were bad as hell, THEN got beefy, and therefore never learned to have personality.

            however THIS chick has always thought her sheet don’t stank. So one status says “I am SO great blah blah blah” then 5 minutes later its “Uggggggggh! I HATE men cuz they always lose my number! They are SOOOO irresponsible! it’s like my head game makes them forgetful!” Stupid.

            Thus ends my free publicity for that one. On to better things…

            How bout this weather we’re having!

        • http://lostwomanchild.blogspot.com BlackBerry Molasses

          @Dante_Alexander,

          next time, tell us how you REALLY feel. HA!

        • miss t-lee

          @Dante_Alexander,
          Glad to know this was someone you know personally…lol

        • miss t-lee

          @Dante_Alexander,
          Glad to know this was someone you know personally…lol

        • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

          @Dante_Alexander,

          Stop ordering pizza off papajohns.com and actually GO to the store, tubb-o. You may like the cashier waiting on you. That’s all you deserve you unambitious lazy betch.

          this is the funniest thing ive read all month. well, maybe not all month, but its the funniest thing ive read since breakfast

        • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

          @Dante_Alexander,

          Stop ordering pizza off papajohns.com and actually GO to the store, tubb-o. You may like the cashier waiting on you. That’s all you deserve you unambitious lazy betch.

          this is the funniest thing ive read all month. well, maybe not all month, but its the funniest thing ive read since breakfast

      • http://www.twitter.com/jalexanderh Dante_Alexander

        @charli skipper,

        The status game has become a full on beetch session, for women and men alike.

        I see so many statii that say something to the effect of “FB isn’t E-Harmony!”, but that same person is sitting complaining about love on FB 24-7. And I don’t see a lil phone icon next to the updates. So her fat arse is sitting at home putting this sheet up every 5 minutes. Cry for help? Maybe. Annoying as sheet? Very.

        Stop ordering pizza off papajohns.com and actually GO to the store, tubb-o. You may like the cashier waiting on you. That’s all you deserve you unambitious lazy betch.

      • Anonymiss

        @charli skipper,

        I couldn’t agree with you more about the FB status thang. Some people just have no shame. There’s this one acquaintance of mine and I know her entire sex life just from her FB statuses alone. I guess she doesn’t care because everyone already knows she’s a jumpoff but still… so unnecessary.

      • Anonymiss

        @charli skipper,

        I couldn’t agree with you more about the FB status thang. Some people just have no shame. There’s this one acquaintance of mine and I know her entire sex life just from her FB statuses alone. I guess she doesn’t care because everyone already knows she’s a jumpoff but still… so unnecessary.

    • charli skipper

      @overitlovesmondays,
      um…people are starting to facebook statuses way too seriously. where is the shame? i have this one “friend” that is consistently updating about her 2 baby’s daddies and the sad state of her life. talkin about, “i wish these men would be fathers to these babies!”……”i’m glad my friends have found their way in life—hopefully one day i will find a use for myself.” then cut to: “today is going to be a beautiful day!!!! :)” i just want to call and have her internet disconnected so i can save her from herself.

    • SouthernGirl

      @overitlovesmondays, change yo’ vsb status gurl! it’s tuesday!!! :-) you know i lurve you.

      • http://www.sistersoundoff.blogspot.com Cheekie

        @SouthernGirl,

        I wonder if she still loves Mondays, even though it’s Tuesday. It’s possible. Maybe she’s reminiscing. lol

      • http://www.sistersoundoff.blogspot.com Cheekie

        @SouthernGirl,

        I wonder if she still loves Mondays, even though it’s Tuesday. It’s possible. Maybe she’s reminiscing. lol

    • SouthernGirl

      @overitlovesmondays, change yo’ vsb status gurl! it’s tuesday!!! :-) you know i lurve you.

    • http://stuffghettopeoplelike.wordpress.com Stuff Ghetto People Like

      I’m so happy I haven’t given in and joined the Facebook cult (no page of any kind at this time). Facebook, supposedly so grown and sexy and exclusive and upper crust…yet there’s probably more f*ckery than Blackplanet on there from what I’ve heard.

      • miss t-lee

        @Stuff Ghetto People Like,
        Trust me, I’m glad I haven’t either…lol

        • http://chubbyafro.com T. Troy Stewart

          @miss t-lee, I regret that I ever got involved with FB. My kind of posting doesn’t go well over there. Twitter’s getting the same way…

          • http://chubbyafro.com T. Troy Stewart

            @T. Troy Stewart, Twitter, where some third rate celebrity can amass 10,000 + followers and only acknowledge the other third rate celebrities. Idiots.

          • http://chubbyafro.com T. Troy Stewart

            @T. Troy Stewart, Twitter, where some third rate celebrity can amass 10,000 + followers and only acknowledge the other third rate celebrities. Idiots.

          • miss t-lee

            @T. Troy Stewart,
            Yeah…you don’t wanna get banned again…lol

          • miss t-lee

            @T. Troy Stewart,
            Yeah…you don’t wanna get banned again…lol

          • http://www.twitter.com/jalexanderh Dante_Alexander

            @T. Troy Stewart,

            I rant and rave on the Twit-box about random sheet that I can’t post on my FB page because people I work with can see it. I’ve blocked any and all people I work with from seeing my Twitter page.

            Yesterday, I went on a rant about #thingsIHate. Sadly, it did not become a trnding topic, but I DID post some gems like: “#thingsIHate: graduating college & still acting like ur 16. Unless ur a fox, in which case I’ll take that 23 year old body and 16 year old mind”

            However, I see the disdain some of you have for it, and completely understand. I still hate POGs and Pokemon.

          • http://www.twitter.com/jalexanderh Dante_Alexander

            @T. Troy Stewart,

            I rant and rave on the Twit-box about random sheet that I can’t post on my FB page because people I work with can see it. I’ve blocked any and all people I work with from seeing my Twitter page.

            Yesterday, I went on a rant about #thingsIHate. Sadly, it did not become a trnding topic, but I DID post some gems like: “#thingsIHate: graduating college & still acting like ur 16. Unless ur a fox, in which case I’ll take that 23 year old body and 16 year old mind”

            However, I see the disdain some of you have for it, and completely understand. I still hate POGs and Pokemon.

        • http://chubbyafro.com T. Troy Stewart

          @miss t-lee, I regret that I ever got involved with FB. My kind of posting doesn’t go well over there. Twitter’s getting the same way…

        • http://chubbyafro.com T. Troy Stewart

          @miss t-lee, good point LOL

        • http://chubbyafro.com T. Troy Stewart

          @miss t-lee, good point LOL

      • miss t-lee

        @Stuff Ghetto People Like,
        Trust me, I’m glad I haven’t either…lol

      • SouthernGirl

        @Stuff Ghetto People Like,

        laaaaaaawd! the entranceway to foolishness and f^ckery once black folk got the internet

        black planet is.

        • SouthernGirl

          @SouthernGirl,

          obviously me and the edit button had it out. and i lost. lol.

        • SouthernGirl

          @SouthernGirl,

          obviously me and the edit button had it out. and i lost. lol.

      • SouthernGirl

        @Stuff Ghetto People Like,

        laaaaaaawd! the entranceway to foolishness and f^ckery once black folk got the internet

        black planet is.

    • http://stuffghettopeoplelike.wordpress.com Stuff Ghetto People Like

      I’m so happy I haven’t given in and joined the Facebook cult (no page of any kind at this time). Facebook, supposedly so grown and sexy and exclusive and upper crust…yet there’s probably more f*ckery than Blackplanet on there from what I’ve heard.

    • Blue Skyez

      @overitlovesmondays,
      “I was in a zen like calm, anticipating all that the REM cycle has to offer”

      The REM cycle is my favorite part of sleep. :-)

    • Blue Skyez

      @overitlovesmondays,
      “I was in a zen like calm, anticipating all that the REM cycle has to offer”

      The REM cycle is my favorite part of sleep. :-)

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      @overitlovesmondays,

      Re: the steak-um bit, I’m going to to look into the Corner policy and see if I could send you there.

      corner deez

      • 8th Wonder

        @The Champ,

        She’ll pass.

      • 8th Wonder

        @The Champ,

        She’ll pass.

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      @overitlovesmondays,

      Re: the steak-um bit, I’m going to to look into the Corner policy and see if I could send you there.

      corner deez

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

      @overitlovesmondays, my status message (when i was updating it) usually consisted of BBQ, two monkeys, and a few fiber optic cables.

      not always in that order…but it always brought the girls to the yard.

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

      @overitlovesmondays, my status message (when i was updating it) usually consisted of BBQ, two monkeys, and a few fiber optic cables.

      not always in that order…but it always brought the girls to the yard.

  • overitlovesmondays

    I was in a zen like calm, anticipating all that the REM cycle has to offer, when this ruined it: “updating your facebook status message to say “i’ve found her”. THIS of all the things you mentioned annoys me the worst. I’m more likely to not share than on FB, even when I feel like I found him. Por ejemplo, I took a FB quiz on which black actor I’d end up with, I end up with Idris Elba (surprise), but did I put “i told yall haters” on my status? No. On a serious tip though, those statuses annoy me to no end, thirsting for e-validation is not cahyoote.

    Re: the steak-um bit, I’m going to to look into the Corner policy and see if I could send you there.

  • Wise Diva

    I need an apology from whomever chose the pictures for this post. *waiting*

    • http://stickwithyocat.blogspot.com/ V.E.G.

      @Wise Diva,

      You and me both.

    • http://stickwithyocat.blogspot.com/ V.E.G.

      @Wise Diva,

      You and me both.

    • Leila

      @Wise Diva, lol. Same here….

    • Leila

      @Wise Diva, lol. Same here….

    • http://www.sistersoundoff.blogspot.com Cheekie

      @Wise Diva,

      Especially the first one. That was slightly not safe for work and luckily it was early in the morning when everyone is either doing the morning chit-chat or brain-dead. I had to scroll down with the quickness. lol

    • http://www.sistersoundoff.blogspot.com Cheekie

      @Wise Diva,

      Especially the first one. That was slightly not safe for work and luckily it was early in the morning when everyone is either doing the morning chit-chat or brain-dead. I had to scroll down with the quickness. lol

    • superwoman

      @Wise Diva, i support that motion…. particularly of that imbecile bent over in the blue shorts… nx!

    • superwoman

      @Wise Diva, i support that motion…. particularly of that imbecile bent over in the blue shorts… nx!

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      @Wise Diva,

      wait deez

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      @Wise Diva,

      wait deez

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

      @Wise Diva, we’re sorry you’re not cool like we are. and that you don’t have swagger like us. and that your milkshake doesn’t bring the boys to the yard. and that high days are better than sober ones. and that basically, we’re too sexxy for our shirts. so sexxy it hurts.

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

      @Wise Diva, we’re sorry you’re not cool like we are. and that you don’t have swagger like us. and that your milkshake doesn’t bring the boys to the yard. and that high days are better than sober ones. and that basically, we’re too sexxy for our shirts. so sexxy it hurts.

  • Wise Diva

    I need an apology from whomever chose the pictures for this post. *waiting*

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