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Name Damon’s New Section In EBONY Magazine

Starting in October, Damon is going to have a regular page in EBONY Magazine. It will be a collection of different parts — a monthly mailbag, a “Blackest Thing that happened last month” piece, and a “Damon Explains” section where he…explains things. Basically, VSB will be hijacking a page in EBONY every month. May God have mercy on our souls.

Thing is, this page doesn’t have a name yet. (His choice — “Damon Says Things And Shit” — has a good ring to it, but might be a tad bit too profane.) And this is where you come in. Tell us what you think this page should be called. If your name is chosen, you will get a shout out on VSB…and EBONY Magazine too. (No lapdance from Panama, though. He’s backed up with requests.)

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  • brothaskeeper

    “Young and the Restless”

  • The Smartest Page You’ve Read This Month

  • SuperStrings

    Dark Matters

  • Sigma_Since 93

    The Bougie Chronicles

  • Wild Cougar

    I used to have a column in the college paper called “Like I care”. You can use it, I’m done with it. It screams valley girl and early 90s though. You could rock it ironically, like I did, but in your case it would be ironically, ironically. Double ironic is literal. You see what I did there. You seent it. I’m not insulting you, I’m reverse insulting myself.

    • LadyIbaka

      What did you talk about in the column?

    • Brass Tacks

      Now, this was funny…

  • RewindingtonMaximus

    Did That Black Thing Really Just Happen?

  • LadyIbaka

    Black Briefs.

    Full of commas, just not like Future’s

  • brothaskeeper

    Column Cleansing

  • dadumdee

    Your Very Smart Brotha Says… – You’re like a knowledgable brother to your readership already and it cross promotes the site. Holla at your boy!!!!!!

    • dadumdee

      Oh, and where are my manners, CONGRATULATIONS, good brother!!!! I couldn’t happen to a better writer because lord knows that I could never do it. They should pay you for coming up with engaging and unique topics and angles…and by pay you, I mean a lot…like via direct deposit with a side of extra pancakes and lobster and bacon from this morning….and the wife person should bless you with sloppy and enthusiastic…ok, being a gentleman will not permit me to complete that but you see what I’m doing here. All the best to you and your family bruh.

  • Congrats!

    As for a suggestion: Maybe “Black Like Thee”?

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