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With all of that talk yesterday about getting in trouble for not thinking (i.e. telling your significant other that you told your best friend something first), I got to pondering. And when Panama gets to pondering, pwatch out.

As a full service edutainment center, we can’t just run around and provide you reasons to debate all willy nilly without sometimes providing answers. Solutions, if you will.

McCain: Do you know who provides solutions?

That one.

(pointing to Panama)

Oh yeah.

So say you find yourself on the outs with your significant other. Let’s say that they caught you in a lie and have pictures of you, another person, two bananas, and a sock puppet that bears a ridiculous resemblance to Tickle Me Elmo. So of course they’re ready to let you go. But they need closure. Who doesn’t?

(Actually me. I get my closure when I peace you out.)

They want to have one final talk. You know what this means don’t you? They’re just WAITING for you to convince them that you really do love them. Any person who is going to give you an opportunity to explain your f*ckedupedness really doesn’t want to leave you. However, they realize that if they take you back without at least putting up a fight of some sort, it makes them look weak. They need a show.

So give it to ‘em.

Panama Presents…Get Out of Jam, Oh Jam, Teddy Jam 4 Me

1) Go to God.

A surefire way to always buy yourself some time is to tell your significant other that you prayed about your problems and God told you to change – as in, you’ve seen the error of your ways. I promise it always works. I tried it 4 times just this morning. For one, who can argue with God? If they do, they look like a heathen (which means you can probably hit on the spot. Score!) Plus, if they really want you back, they’ll ACTUALLY believe that you mean it. I suggest getting more animated as you explain. Hell, give a sermon and really sell it.

It also might help if you hold the Bible in your hand the whole time you’re talking. But put it down before you get some of that biblical lovin’.

2) Blame them.

I don’t know why more people don’t try this. You see, if you’re dealing with somebody who wants you back anyway, it’s TOTALLY possible that you can convince them that you messed up because of their own actions or lack thereof. For effect, throw in a bunch of non-sequiturs.  That way they really have no clue what’s going on. Peep game:

Panama: Girl, if you had just considered how much stress I had then perhaps you’d understand why I make Kool-Aid for my family. Two wrongs don’t make a right, but nothing’s as wrong as the night I kept you guessing. I mean, I-I-I have never been in love. Before. What a difference a true love made in my life. Big wheels keep on turning. Do you understand how much I love you girl?

Chick: No. But you’re right. I should have been more considerate. How about some steamed broccoli.

Panama: No baby. Make me some lasagna if you love me.

End scene.

And probably THE most effective:

3) Get defensive and don’t let her talk.

As long as you’re talking they can’t complain. Tell her that you thought she was a woman and could handle dating a real man with real responsibilities. Or tell him that a real man who handles his business would know that no one on the corner has swagger like us. Pretty soon she’ll be unzipping your trousers in a broom closet right before you go on stage to perform with your bandmates.

Or wait, was that The Five Heartbeats.

Me no know.

So I provided a short template for you. What are some surefire tactics to get out of a jam? And it doesn’t even have to be a relationship fixer. What about a date who’s thinking foul thoughts and you don’t want to ruin that free dinner? Or the late night goodies?

Commence.

-VSB P aka THE ARSONIST

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Panama Jackson is pretty fly for a light guy. He used to ship his frito to Tito in the District, but shipping prices increased so he moved there to save money. When he's not saving humanity with his words or making music with his mouth, you can find him at your mama's mama's house drinking her fine liquors. Most importantly, he believes the children are our future.

  • http://yousmelllikenj.blogspot.com J.R. Bernard

    If you have a good friend that is close with your significant other, you can let them do the talking for you. Many times this has gotten me out of a jam. I guess it always matters when you hear ish from someone else rather than the person your talking to. Case in point:

    Me: I was out handling business.
    Her: But there are facebook pictures of you at the club with that girl.
    Me: Exactly. And I didn’t wanna go. It was just to show support. I’d rather have just been with you. I didn’t tell you because I know you’d get mad.
    Her: Whatever.

    (Scoreless.)

    vs.

    Frat brother: He was out handling business.
    Her: But there are facebook pictures of him at the club with that girl.
    Frat brother: Exactly. And he didn’t wanna go. It was just to show support. He complained to me about having to go, because he couldn’t spend his free time with you. He didn’t tell you because he knew you’d get mad.
    Her: Really?
    Frat brother: Really.

    (Score.)

    • http://sugahoney.blogspot.com suga

      *making a note* Never listen to what your S.O.’s friends have to say. They’re just as much of a heathen as he is.

      Back in the day, my ex had one of his football teammates call me to explain about how my SO was like a father figure to the whole team, their confidante, mentor, spiritual advisor, blah blah blah…so he couldn’t possibly have been scrumpin’ the campus skank every Tuesday after practice. He led the prayer for the team before every game for Christ’s sake. How could such a holy man be such a ho?

      I guess he was a holy ho, because dude stuck his peen in anybody who would let him…right after he prayed for the team. *smh*

      • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

        “holy ho”

        definitely going into the vsb.com glossary

        • miss t-lee

          I know a few of these. Men and women…lmao

        • miss t-lee

          I know a few of these. Men and women…lmao

        • http://myspace.com/thomasforbes Monk

          “holy ho”

          definitely going into the vsb.com glossary

          Is it right next to “conference call ho”?

        • http://myspace.com/thomasforbes Monk

          “holy ho”

          definitely going into the vsb.com glossary

          Is it right next to “conference call ho”?

      • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

        “holy ho”

        definitely going into the vsb.com glossary

      • http://igville.blogspot.com Luvvie

        “Holy Hoes” oughta have a roped off pew section in church. Hmm… then again, 3/4 of any given church may have to be roped off.

        Yeah I said it. Why? B/c Im bored

      • http://igville.blogspot.com Luvvie

        “Holy Hoes” oughta have a roped off pew section in church. Hmm… then again, 3/4 of any given church may have to be roped off.

        Yeah I said it. Why? B/c Im bored

      • http://yousmelllikenj.blogspot.com J.R. Bernard

        I’m not saying I’m a holy ho, just sayin that havin someone else say ish for you automatically legitimizes what you’re saying, whether it be for good or bad. Dunno why it works, but it does. Kinda like a dog whisperer that sings a dog to sleep.

      • http://yousmelllikenj.blogspot.com J.R. Bernard

        I’m not saying I’m a holy ho, just sayin that havin someone else say ish for you automatically legitimizes what you’re saying, whether it be for good or bad. Dunno why it works, but it does. Kinda like a dog whisperer that sings a dog to sleep.

    • http://sugahoney.blogspot.com suga

      *making a note* Never listen to what your S.O.’s friends have to say. They’re just as much of a heathen as he is.

      Back in the day, my ex had one of his football teammates call me to explain about how my SO was like a father figure to the whole team, their confidante, mentor, spiritual advisor, blah blah blah…so he couldn’t possibly have been scrumpin’ the campus skank every Tuesday after practice. He led the prayer for the team before every game for Christ’s sake. How could such a holy man be such a ho?

      I guess he was a holy ho, because dude stuck his peen in anybody who would let him…right after he prayed for the team. *smh*

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      “If you have a good friend that is close with your significant other, you can let them do the talking for you.”

      this is tricky though. you need to make sure you employ a friend who won’t mess things up for you worse.

      • eff yo couch

        Didn’t this type of situation happen in the movie “The Best Man”, where the good buddy ended up effing his boy’s woman?

        • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

          yeah…taye diggs (who’s constantly messing up in movies) schlumped morris chesnutt’s fiancee back when they were in college (before they were engaged). his dumb ass wrote about it and got caught…so its not the same situation since taye diggs basically outed himself like ole dumb lookin’ boy.

        • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

          yeah…taye diggs (who’s constantly messing up in movies) schlumped morris chesnutt’s fiancee back when they were in college (before they were engaged). his dumb ass wrote about it and got caught…so its not the same situation since taye diggs basically outed himself like ole dumb lookin’ boy.

      • eff yo couch

        Didn’t this type of situation happen in the movie “The Best Man”, where the good buddy ended up effing his boy’s woman?

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      “If you have a good friend that is close with your significant other, you can let them do the talking for you.”

      this is tricky though. you need to make sure you employ a friend who won’t mess things up for you worse.

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

      in high school, my best friend and i had this system too. we’d always run damage control for one another.

      though usually it was him running damage control on one my girlfriends and me running damage control to his mother.

      but everybody plays their role, right?

      • http://naturallyalise.blogspot.com Naturally Alise

        smitching on himself “ol’ snitches provoking their own stitches lookin’ boy”

        …missed y’all today by the way

      • http://naturallyalise.blogspot.com Naturally Alise

        smitching on himself “ol’ snitches provoking their own stitches lookin’ boy”

        …missed y’all today by the way

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

      in high school, my best friend and i had this system too. we’d always run damage control for one another.

      though usually it was him running damage control on one my girlfriends and me running damage control to his mother.

      but everybody plays their role, right?

  • http://yousmelllikenj.blogspot.com J.R. Bernard

    If you have a good friend that is close with your significant other, you can let them do the talking for you. Many times this has gotten me out of a jam. I guess it always matters when you hear ish from someone else rather than the person your talking to. Case in point:

    Me: I was out handling business.
    Her: But there are facebook pictures of you at the club with that girl.
    Me: Exactly. And I didn’t wanna go. It was just to show support. I’d rather have just been with you. I didn’t tell you because I know you’d get mad.
    Her: Whatever.

    (Scoreless.)

    vs.

    Frat brother: He was out handling business.
    Her: But there are facebook pictures of him at the club with that girl.
    Frat brother: Exactly. And he didn’t wanna go. It was just to show support. He complained to me about having to go, because he couldn’t spend his free time with you. He didn’t tell you because he knew you’d get mad.
    Her: Really?
    Frat brother: Really.

    (Score.)

  • http://www.igville.blogspot.com V.E.G.

    This post was just plain ignant. Omg. I cackled at so many different points.

    Kudos.

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

      well thank you kindly, ma’am. i believe that ignance is the future.

      people don’t say “cackle” enough.

      • http://igville.blogspot.com Luvvie

        “i believe that ignance is the future”

        I’ve been saying this for years. Glad you have joined the IG movement.

        • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

          i started this ignant sh*t, and this the motherf*cking thanks i get?

          lol. you should read some of my old posts from back in ’04 to really understand the depths of my ignance.

          • http://igville.blogspot.com Luvvie

            LMAO PLEASE! Me and my friends been calling ourselves the IGs since 2002. We even got a group blog now called “House of IG” (http://igville.blogspot.com). THAT is how official we is.

            VEG and KindredSmile also write on that blog.

            • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

              yeah i seen your blog…i done run thru it, ya dig.

              only in Black america do folks have a debate about who was ignorant first. which is completely moot considering how OJ Simpson started this whole ignorant sh*t years ago.

              free OJ.

              • miss t-lee

                Okay this is “Free OJ” 2 days in a row…
                I pray you aren’t serious…lol

              • miss t-lee

                Okay this is “Free OJ” 2 days in a row…
                I pray you aren’t serious…lol

              • http://igville.blogspot.com Luvvie

                Ignance is different from IGNORANCE. I need folks to recognize that. IGnance is foolishness, but e smart so we not ignorant. OJ is just a hot tomfoolery. His level of stupidity is truly off the charts.

                And I wonder if someone named “Bubba” made OJ his bottom b*tch yet.

              • http://igville.blogspot.com Luvvie

                Ignance is different from IGNORANCE. I need folks to recognize that. IGnance is foolishness, but e smart so we not ignorant. OJ is just a hot tomfoolery. His level of stupidity is truly off the charts.

                And I wonder if someone named “Bubba” made OJ his bottom b*tch yet.

              • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

                “yeah i seen your blog…i done run thru it, ya dig.”

                yeah. everybody’s run thru it a few times, even my mans and dem

              • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

                “yeah i seen your blog…i done run thru it, ya dig.”

                yeah. everybody’s run thru it a few times, even my mans and dem

              • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=747670340&ref=name PBG

                Can we please not free OJ?? Please?? I swear that negro has been giving me nightmares for the last 14 years.

              • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=747670340&ref=name PBG

                Can we please not free OJ?? Please?? I swear that negro has been giving me nightmares for the last 14 years.

              • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

                what’s wrong with freeing OJ? and why has he been giving YOU nightmares. he killed the Ron and Nicole. what’d he ever do to you?!?!?!

              • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

                what’s wrong with freeing OJ? and why has he been giving YOU nightmares. he killed the Ron and Nicole. what’d he ever do to you?!?!?!

              • miss t-lee

                “yeah i seen your blog…i done run thru it, ya dig.”

                “yeah. everybody’s run thru it a few times, even my mans and dem”

                This truly made me chuckle.

              • miss t-lee

                “yeah i seen your blog…i done run thru it, ya dig.”

                “yeah. everybody’s run thru it a few times, even my mans and dem”

                This truly made me chuckle.

              • http://myspace.com/thomasforbes Monk

                Don’t know who was first, but I know Panama has REALLY been ignant for years. And I like Luvvie’s blog too. I’ve ran through that joint a few times…even left my mark…lol.

              • http://myspace.com/thomasforbes Monk

                Don’t know who was first, but I know Panama has REALLY been ignant for years. And I like Luvvie’s blog too. I’ve ran through that joint a few times…even left my mark…lol.

            • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

              yeah i seen your blog…i done run thru it, ya dig.

              only in Black america do folks have a debate about who was ignorant first. which is completely moot considering how OJ Simpson started this whole ignorant sh*t years ago.

              free OJ.

          • http://igville.blogspot.com Luvvie

            LMAO PLEASE! Me and my friends been calling ourselves the IGs since 2002. We even got a group blog now called “House of IG” (http://igville.blogspot.com). THAT is how official we is.

            VEG and KindredSmile also write on that blog.

          • http://igville.blogspot.com Luvvie

            Champ, are you calling my blog the online equivalence of Lil Kim???

            I may have to put an embargo on Champ’s daily toast. See how you function!

          • http://igville.blogspot.com Luvvie

            Champ, are you calling my blog the online equivalence of Lil Kim???

            I may have to put an embargo on Champ’s daily toast. See how you function!

        • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

          i started this ignant sh*t, and this the motherf*cking thanks i get?

          lol. you should read some of my old posts from back in ’04 to really understand the depths of my ignance.

        • Intellectual Hedonist

          and here I believed that “children were the future”

          • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

            who told you that poppycock?

            • Intellectual Hedonist

              George Benson and he was backed up by Whitney Houston (before crack)

            • Intellectual Hedonist

              George Benson and he was backed up by Whitney Houston (before crack)

          • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

            who told you that poppycock?

          • http://igville.blogspot.com Luvvie

            EXACTLY!! Thats rubbish and jabbatantis. Dont tell people feed you “hope and dreams”. Whats that for??

          • http://igville.blogspot.com Luvvie

            EXACTLY!! Thats rubbish and jabbatantis. Dont tell people feed you “hope and dreams”. Whats that for??

        • Intellectual Hedonist

          and here I believed that “children were the future”

      • http://igville.blogspot.com Luvvie

        “i believe that ignance is the future”

        I’ve been saying this for years. Glad you have joined the IG movement.

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

      well thank you kindly, ma’am. i believe that ignance is the future.

      people don’t say “cackle” enough.

  • http://www.igville.blogspot.com V.E.G.

    This post was just plain ignant. Omg. I cackled at so many different points.

    Kudos.

  • http://www.igville.blogspot.com V.E.G.

    Okay to answer the question posed:

    In a relationship situation: you can try getting mad at them and telling them you’ve wanted to break up for a while anyway. This would prolly have them beggin’ you to give them another chance. Flip the script~

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      lol…this is dirty

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      lol…this is dirty

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

      but its dirty so good. gar.

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

      but its dirty so good. gar.

  • http://www.igville.blogspot.com V.E.G.

    Okay to answer the question posed:

    In a relationship situation: you can try getting mad at them and telling them you’ve wanted to break up for a while anyway. This would prolly have them beggin’ you to give them another chance. Flip the script~

  • http://www.new.facebook.com/profile.php?id=747670340&ref=name PBG

    How about don’t get in a jam in the first place??

    But, when I do get in a jam…I ignore the HELLZ out of it. Subtle denial. Smile sweetly and carry on, refusing to talk about it. Who is he going to argue with, himself? LOL…

    • willnotbetelevised

      ooh yea, thats good too. I used to use that on my mom when I was a teenager. Why you screaming? I need to start my homework. I know its midnight but I brought you a cheesecake so I don’t know what your problem is. You dont want the cheesecake? I’m sorry I thought you liked that flavor. Oh well I’ll eat mine and write my paper. Goodnight.

      Fux people up

      I still hate you for having my initials and making me wonder if I had split personalities on the internet.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=747670340&ref=name PBG

        Oh yes. This is you talking to you.

        Now, go take your pills.

        • willnotbetelevised

          I mixed them up today. No wonder I can’t remember writing shit. Damn, and now i’m saying I should take some more. Oh well I’m having fun.

        • willnotbetelevised

          I mixed them up today. No wonder I can’t remember writing shit. Damn, and now i’m saying I should take some more. Oh well I’m having fun.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=747670340&ref=name PBG

        Oh yes. This is you talking to you.

        Now, go take your pills.

    • willnotbetelevised

      ooh yea, thats good too. I used to use that on my mom when I was a teenager. Why you screaming? I need to start my homework. I know its midnight but I brought you a cheesecake so I don’t know what your problem is. You dont want the cheesecake? I’m sorry I thought you liked that flavor. Oh well I’ll eat mine and write my paper. Goodnight.

      Fux people up

      I still hate you for having my initials and making me wonder if I had split personalities on the internet.

    • http://www.sheliagoss.com/blog Shelia

      You have the top 3 already on the list. I also like PBG’s choice–ignore. Fake the funk and pretend like every thing is status quo.

    • http://www.sheliagoss.com/blog Shelia

      You have the top 3 already on the list. I also like PBG’s choice–ignore. Fake the funk and pretend like every thing is status quo.

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      “I ignore the HELLZ out of it. Subtle denial. Smile sweetly and carry on, refusing to talk about it. Who is he going to argue with, himself? LOL…”

      i dont throat punch, but this might get you butt punched

      • miss t-lee

        ::snicker::

      • miss t-lee

        ::snicker::

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=747670340&ref=name PBG

        i dont throat punch, but this might get you butt punched.

        And I might like it.

        You gotta know what I value in order to know in which currency to deal w/me, Mister Champs. ;)

        • Intellectual Hedonist

          PBG you beat me to the punch… speak it

        • Intellectual Hedonist

          PBG you beat me to the punch… speak it

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=747670340&ref=name PBG

        i dont throat punch, but this might get you butt punched.

        And I might like it.

        You gotta know what I value in order to know in which currency to deal w/me, Mister Champs. ;)

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      “I ignore the HELLZ out of it. Subtle denial. Smile sweetly and carry on, refusing to talk about it. Who is he going to argue with, himself? LOL…”

      i dont throat punch, but this might get you butt punched

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

      How about don’t get in a jam in the first place??

      that’s like telling a monkey not to swing in a tree. somethings just aren’t feasible.

      remember, we’re only human. flesh and blood, a man…

      or better yet, that’s like telling Bristol Palin to use a rubber…sure it sounds good in theory but you know it won’t work.

      • Intellectual Hedonist

        SMH

      • Intellectual Hedonist

        SMH

      • http://naturallyalise.blogspot.com Naturally Alise

        “remember, we’re only human. flesh and blood, a man… ” Thanks for the Human League/Jeffrey Osborne reference

        • PBG

          I don’t even think “Human League” anymore when I see this reference. It’s totally a Zo and Tigallo thing for me now. LOL!

          • http://naturallyalise.blogspot.com Naturally Alise

            I love you my fellow LB Stan….

          • http://naturallyalise.blogspot.com Naturally Alise

            I love you my fellow LB Stan….

        • PBG

          I don’t even think “Human League” anymore when I see this reference. It’s totally a Zo and Tigallo thing for me now. LOL!

      • http://naturallyalise.blogspot.com Naturally Alise

        “remember, we’re only human. flesh and blood, a man… ” Thanks for the Human League/Jeffrey Osborne reference

      • http://www.sheliagoss.com/blog Shelia

        “that’s like telling Bristol Palin to use a rubber…sure it sounds good in theory but you know it won’t work.”

        ROFLMAO

      • http://www.sheliagoss.com/blog Shelia

        “that’s like telling Bristol Palin to use a rubber…sure it sounds good in theory but you know it won’t work.”

        ROFLMAO

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

      How about don’t get in a jam in the first place??

      that’s like telling a monkey not to swing in a tree. somethings just aren’t feasible.

      remember, we’re only human. flesh and blood, a man…

      or better yet, that’s like telling Bristol Palin to use a rubber…sure it sounds good in theory but you know it won’t work.

  • http://www.new.facebook.com/profile.php?id=747670340&ref=name PBG

    How about don’t get in a jam in the first place??

    But, when I do get in a jam…I ignore the HELLZ out of it. Subtle denial. Smile sweetly and carry on, refusing to talk about it. Who is he going to argue with, himself? LOL…

  • http://www.myspace.com/shay_d_lady79 Shay-d-lady

    I half a$$ apologize and then get mad at him for not being an adult and accepting my apology and expecting me to be perfect all the time….if that dosent work.. I give him some head….since its not that regular an occurrence and I am very rarely wrong it works like a charm..LMAO

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      “i give him some head….since its not that regular an occurrence and I am very rarely wrong it works like a charm..LMAO”

      :(

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      “i give him some head….since its not that regular an occurrence and I am very rarely wrong it works like a charm..LMAO”

      :(

    • SouthernCharm

      oooooh that’s hateful!

    • SouthernCharm

      oooooh that’s hateful!

    • eff yo couch

      “….if that dosent work.. I give him some head….since its not that regular an occurrence and I am very rarely wrong it works like a charm..LMAO”

      I used to go with this one girl that would give me head everytime she effed up. Let’s just say the last time she effed up she ended up with something in her eye and me still walking out on her. Now that what I call a happy ending

      • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

        “…then i bust in her e-y-e…”

        yo, eff…you dead wrong.

        but funny.

        • http://myspace.com/thomasforbes Monk

          Hahahahahahahahaha!!

        • http://myspace.com/thomasforbes Monk

          Hahahahahahahahaha!!

        • http://yousmelllikenj.blogspot.com J.R. Bernard

          lmao. i was thinkin’ the same thing.

        • http://yousmelllikenj.blogspot.com J.R. Bernard

          lmao. i was thinkin’ the same thing.

      • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

        “…then i bust in her e-y-e…”

        yo, eff…you dead wrong.

        but funny.

      • miss t-lee

        Dayum…

        • http://www.myspace.com/bbgirl180 Thema

          lol

        • http://www.myspace.com/bbgirl180 Thema

          lol

      • miss t-lee

        Dayum…

      • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

        “I used to go with this one girl that would give me head everytime she effed up. Let’s just say the last time she effed up she ended up with something in her eye and me still walking out on her. Now that what I call a happy ending”

        this is the best thing i’ve heard all day

      • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

        “I used to go with this one girl that would give me head everytime she effed up. Let’s just say the last time she effed up she ended up with something in her eye and me still walking out on her. Now that what I call a happy ending”

        this is the best thing i’ve heard all day

      • http://insidethemindofadeviant.wordpress.com Deviant

        brilliant

      • http://insidethemindofadeviant.wordpress.com Deviant

        brilliant

    • eff yo couch

      “….if that dosent work.. I give him some head….since its not that regular an occurrence and I am very rarely wrong it works like a charm..LMAO”

      I used to go with this one girl that would give me head everytime she effed up. Let’s just say the last time she effed up she ended up with something in her eye and me still walking out on her. Now that what I call a happy ending

    • http://insidethemindofadeviant.wordpress.com Deviant

      horrible

    • http://insidethemindofadeviant.wordpress.com Deviant

      horrible

    • http://myspace.com/thomasforbes Monk

      I wish more of my brothas was like Eff. Don’t let head (or sex) confuse the issue. Hold your head (no pun).

    • http://myspace.com/thomasforbes Monk

      I wish more of my brothas was like Eff. Don’t let head (or sex) confuse the issue. Hold your head (no pun).

  • http://www.myspace.com/shay_d_lady79 Shay-d-lady

    I half a$$ apologize and then get mad at him for not being an adult and accepting my apology and expecting me to be perfect all the time….if that dosent work.. I give him some head….since its not that regular an occurrence and I am very rarely wrong it works like a charm..LMAO

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