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Ludacris Has Ludicrous Hospitality Rider Requirements And We Need To Talk About This!

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There are very few things in 2016 that take me by surprise. After all, we live in a world where our federal government can look at my paltry checking account and insist that I owe them more money than they already take out of my pay stub. 

However, I was legitimately taken aback to find out that UGA paid Ludacris 65 stacks to perform in this year of our Lord and Savior 2016. Or any year after 2008, frankly. For one, I thought Chris Bridges had officially transitioned into the thespian era of his career and left the hippity-hops behind. For B, the man’s rhyming ability seems to be inversely related to the follicular availability on his head — I thought we had all agreed to leave “Luda rapping in a ceasar” behind after he hit us with “I blow her up…balloons!”

But hey, a check is a check. If UGA is willing to pay it, Chris Bridges is gonna run with it. As evidenced by his features on early Justin Bieber songs. And Jesse McCartney songs. And Enrique Iglesias songs. And pretty much all of his musical contributions between 2010-2012.

(This is really the man that murdered the Made You Look Remix. How times have changed.)

What is truly intriguing is the man’s rider. Not only does the man get to demand the university make it rain, Luda asked for a host of accoutrements to prepare for his 15 minute set before a football game. Splash. Waterfalls.

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1. I really feel a way that Mr. Bridges is more concerned about his health than I am. Brown rice? Vegetables? Whole wheat pasta? Fruit? I had hot wings AND a burger on Monday, and nobody’s paying me 65K to show up anywhere. I mean, the man had an album called Chicken n Beer! I would assume that we had the irresponsible palate. Does a responsible diet come by with in a new tax bracket? The man drinks green tea now!

2. I know we’ve already discussed this before at length, but drums are the truly inferior part of the wing. I wish everyone would see the light on this. I just want more for your taste buds.

3. Did you know that they still made Belvedere vodka? The last time I saw a bottle of that was probably in a Mya video. And the last time I saw Mya was on someone’s Instagram WCW post.

4. Who do you think had to explain to the UGA contract negotiators what “hairbrush, African American” meant? Also, does Luda require a new brush at every venue he performs at?

5. This was a 15 minute performance. How much juice does a man and his friends need? Snapple, gatorade, tropicana, orange juice, cranberry juice, v8. Are these all mixers or what?

All of this got me thinking, if I were ever in a position to demand a rider of arbitrary things that I want available for me, what would I ask for? So far, I’ve come up with the following:

1. A bucket of wings, all flats

2. Every season of Living Single

3. On-site pedicurist

4. A dozen crown royal bags

5. Plantain chips, 2 cases

6. Popeyes biscuits

7. San Pellegrino Aranciata Rossa: 24 pack

8. Fuzzy Uggs Slippers

9. A magnum sized jar of Speculoos cookie butter

10. Mozzarella sticks ad infinitum

11. Tickets to Hamilton

12. Writing Credits on Drake’s next album

13. Beyonce’s outfit during the “Don’t Hurt Yourself” portion of Lemonade

14. Facial and massage services

15. What’s in the new crispy chicken wraps

16. A one-on-one interview with Dame Dash

17. A custom-designed lacefront from Beyonce’s stylist

18. A $200 Mac gift card

19. Rihanna’s new puma line

20. 45 uninterrupted minutes with the center for the Oklahoma City Thunder (Editors note: I think you mean power forward. Unless, of course, you need some Steven Adams lovin in your life.)

That’s just off the dome over the last 30 minutes. Give me more time and I’d go balls to the wall – why can’t I request a personal performance of Suck it or Not? It’s my fantasy, the sky’s the limit!

Shamira Ibrahim

Shamira is a twentysomething New Yorker who likes all things Dipset. You can join her in waxing poetically about chicken, Cam'ron, and gentrification (gotta have some balance) under the influence of varying amounts of brown liquor at her semi-monthly blog, shamspam.tumblr.com

  • Brandon Allen

    Nothing wrong with Sham lovin some Enes Kanter.

    Also I’ve never thought Mya was cute. She looks like a candy apple.

    • Quirlygirly

      LOL @ Mya looking like a candy apple..I have never heard that before..

    • Dee Flyy

      what does that meaaaaannnn???? also, lolz

      • Brandon Allen

        Big head stick body. I was always confused when she was the cute girl in the videos.

        • Dee Flyy

          see? this is why I come here. to learn the things.
          let’s not get into who we’re supposed to think is fly based on movies and videos…

    • Andie

      I like 2016 Mya more. She has become more my type with age. She is gonna be at the Howard Theatre like next week. I am really thinking about going. I’m enjoying seeing folks I never would have seen 16 years go…… now. It is like I appreciate it more.

    • Kanter too soft, Sham needs Goldtooth Adams in her life

      • Brandon Allen

        But Enes has immaculate touch around the basket.

    • Tyrell Holmes

      You couldn’t tell me Mya wasn’t my girlfriend after that video with Silkk da Shocker in it

  • 65k and this ridiculous behind rider for a 15minute performance?!? Bruh. Must be nice!

    • Cheech

      That’s actually about in line. Totally standard.

  • Mortal Man

    I’m laughing at some of the non-edible or drinkable items on the rider. Trojan Magnum condoms? AA and AAA batteries?

    • PinkRose

      Maybe the “batteries” are in case the magnums don’t work out.

      • Rabbits!! lmao

      • PhlyyPhree

        That’s EXACTLY where my mind went

  • Excuse me for being messy, but why does this married man need a box of condoms in his dressing room?

    • OSHH

      Well he did have a break baby on girl before the nuptials

      • miss t-lee

        Facts.

    • PinkRose

      At least he’s protecting himself (and others).

      Signed, a clinical HIV researcher

      • HouseOfBonnets

        True, just don’t understand why he couldn’t do it at first. Whore responsibly.

        • SororSalsa

          Well, you live and you learn.

    • AnswerMe

      I went ahead and told myself it’s for his entourage and he wouldn’t be using them…but uhh

    • miss t-lee

      Maybe it’s for the crew? IDK…

    • God Shammgod

      Listen. I thought about pointing in out but decided who are me to judge.

    • suebhoney1

      I thought the exact same thing

    • Gbadebo

      Maybe it’s just me…..
      but I feel like that box of condoms and those batteries are somehow related…ijs

      • HouseOfBonnets

        you ain’t the only one.

      • Dana Naildiva Bowman

        I thought the SAME THING!

        • Sigma_Since 93

          Maybe he and Mrs. Chris like a lil company in the bed.

          • Tambra

            Keeping things interesting.

          • Janisrcohen

            “my room mate Lori Is getting paid on the internet 98$/hr”…..!cc47etwo days ago grey MacLaren P1 I bought after earning 18,512 DoIIars..it was my previous month’s payout..just a little over.17k DoIIars Last month..3-5 hours job a day…with weekly payouts..it’s realy the simplest. job I have ever Do.. I Joined This 7 months. ago. and now making over. hourly 87 DoIIars…Learn. More right Here !cc47e:?:?:???? http://GlobalSuperJobsReportsEmploymentsTalkGetPayHourly$98…. .??:??:??:??:??:??:??:??:??:??:??:??:??:??:??:??:??:??:??:??:??:??::::::!cc47e….,..

          • Susanjvoight3

            “my room mate Lori Is getting paid on the internet 98$/hr”…..!cc665etwo days ago grey MacLaren P1 I bought after earning 18,512 DoIIars..it was my previous month’s payout..just a little over.17k DoIIars Last month..3-5 hours job a day…with weekly payouts..it’s realy the simplest. job I have ever Do.. I Joined This 7 months. ago. and now making over. hourly 87 DoIIars…Learn. More right Here !cc665e:?:?:???? http://GlobalSuperJobsReportsEmploymentsAutoGetPayHourly$98…. .??:??:??:??:??:??:??:??:??:??:??:??:??:??:??:??:??:??:??:??:??:??::::::!cc665e….,

      • MissMiamiHeatNation

        out of my head you shall stay ,lol

    • SPG

      “Excuse me for being messy, but why does this married man need a box of condoms in his dressing room?”

      Cuz really that’s what I NEEDED to know outside of why was his diet so fresh and so clean?

      • SororSalsa

        Perhaps that clean diet has him feeling a little…frisky???

    • uNk

      Looks like he has his team with him, and they have to have the essentials (thank me later Luda)

    • sommer madness

      I thought that too. I’m like “ain’t he married? The fuck he need condoms for?” And if it’s for his entourage why can’t they get their own damn rubbers!

    • Epsilonicus

      Maybe he brought his wife with him and they not tryna have no babies

    • Other_guy13

      For why?

  • Other_guy13

    Honestly I don’t know about this being a bad thing. I have heard of a few artist doing things like this JUST to make sure the person throwing the shindig had a safe environment for them. What his motivations were IDK…but im sure If he goes in and doesn’t see a few items on the list then the people who hired him didn’t read the ENTIRE contract. Thus something important was missed so he does not perform. Van Halen’s contract called for the removal of all brown M&Ms from bowls of candy placed backstage. It was later found out that they did this to make sure all safety measures were read. If they saw a Brown M&M…its almost guaranteed a Tech error will occur. Plus that rider is prob. so old he just decided not to change it.

    • Other_guy13
    • Madame Zenobia

      I agree, he probably sends the same rider to anyone who books him.

    • miss t-lee

      I read that about Van Halen also. Attention to detail is key.

      • Other_guy13

        Very…esp if we talking contracts…game will not be played at my expense.

        • miss t-lee

          Yup.

    • Cheech

      Fleetwood Mac used to require roses in every room and on every table, no thorns.

      J.Lo. used to require that no one in the venue look at her.

      • Other_guy13

        How do you not look at the butt tho?

        • Cheech

          Avoid her face and she might not catch you. If she does though, you’re out.

      • Ess Tee

        This reminds me of some pic (I thin it was a promotional pic) where Jenny from the Block went back to the Bronx, but, like, all the BX people in the photo with her were behind the fence and she was on the other side. Like, OK…?

        • Cheech

          I remember that. Not so much from the Block anymore.
          She’s mellowed with age. I liked her on Idol. Not so much on the collaboration with Igloo.

      • Wild Cougar

        If I were a star I would require that no one look at me. That would be top of my rider.

    • Question

      But why the brown ones doe?

      Lemme stop…

    • cakes_and_pies

      You know who would have a crazy rider and then fire someone for the soul point of making sure the all the are met? Mariah Carey

      • Other_guy13

        I do NOT like her…I just caught the flu cuz you said her name.

        • cakes_and_pies

          Tell us how you really feel

          • Other_guy13

            Nick aint the only one who cant stand her.

        • Jo ‘Mama’ Besser

          She’s too extra.

          • Other_guy13

            Drama queen to the max..

      • Cheech
        • cakes_and_pies

          I’ve read ones the smoking gun. She is a lunatic

          • SororSalsa

            I think J Lo’s might be worse.

            • conlakappa

              Yep, including floating flowers in the toilet bowl.

    • uNk

      “Plus that rider is prob. so old he just decided not to change it.”

      That would probably explain the Belvedere

  • Danielle

    It’s like he performs just to get his grocery shopping done…

    • PhlyyPhree

      Which is not a bad idea…

      • Tambra

        Food especially if you are going to eat clean and organic can be very expensive.

        • PhlyyPhree

          Heeeee ll yea. That’s about the only thing I hate about being vegan — I can’t afford it! Smh

          • Tambra

            I am trying to think about going vegan. My math can’t add up as yet.

            • PhlyyPhree

              Lol. It helped me tremendously. Can’t keep eating 3000+ calories a day when I’m paying $1.99 per calorie

              • Tambra

                Fair enough. But I will bite the bullet eventually.

    • fedup

      EXACTLLY what I was thinking! If I could fill my frig exclusively off of riders too, best believe I’d perform at a Naked Brothers Band reunion show!

    • Me

      Was going to write the exact same thing. I was expecting something crazy, but dude just wanted to go home to a full fridge & knew he wouldn’t have time to get that done AND perform, so two birds w/one stone & such…

    • uNk

      He could legit meal prep for 2 weeks, house 10 other ninjas, start a backpage(word to Zola) and throw a party…..in the same dam room

  • miss t-lee

    I’ve never understood why folks make such a big deal out what someone has on their riders. Like…asking for fresh towels isn’t exactly an insane request.
    I just always feel sorry for the assistants who have to procure said items, especially if they’re kind odd. He does have good taste in candles though…lol
    I loved the fact that he still eats PB&J, except that now it’s organic. Doing better now, living better now!
    Performing at UGA though? Hey…a check is a check.

    • pls

      I need his diet! But they say the riders always have crazy requests (red toilet paper) just to make sure the venue employees are paying attention to the important stuff.

      • miss t-lee

        Yup. He seems to be on the healthy tip, which isn’t exactly bad.

      • Other_guy13

        See…you get it *clapping*

    • Cheech

      Yeah, that rider is pretty standard. Modest, even. And trust, when it’s the only shower you get that day, you do not want non-new towels.

      He uses Secret deodorant, though?

      • miss t-lee

        Lots of dudes do.

        • Other_guy13

          Ummm…do they?

          • miss t-lee

            Yup.

            • Other_guy13

              Well…I got nothing

              • miss t-lee

                It’s all the same

                • Other_guy13

                  Says me in the dark on a drunk night….sorry…kinda left the door WIDE open…who says I have to mature at 30?

                  • miss t-lee

                    This took a dark turn.
                    Gonna leave now.

                    • Other_guy13

                      I regret nothing!!!

              • -h.h.h.-

                never heard of men wearing women’s deodorant…learn something new in VSS world erryday i tell ya *shrug*

                • Other_guy13

                  Abort mission bro….

                • miss t-lee

                  Things you’ve never heard of would fill a book, I’m sure.

                  • -h.h.h.-

                    first step in knowin’ errything is knowin’ that you don’t know errrything lol

                    • miss t-lee

                      Exactly…lol

                    • Andie

                      I wonder if men’s deodorant is cheaper/more effective. My next trip to Target is gonna be a long one……Thanks VSB.

                    • Kas

                      As long as you don’t try to use one of those all natural crystals.

                    • Andie

                      I just found a cool article….of course some woman is using men’s deodorant and wrote about it. Apparently a lot of women are I’ve discovered in 2 minutes.
                      https://bellatory.com/hygiene-grooming/mens-deodorant-for-women

                      I’ve seen people really go overboard with the (will this give me cancer….natural stuff). It is hard trying to find a balance.

                      Which reminds me to check out if the Baby powder thing has created any issues for men.

                    • Kas

                      I don’t know any men that use baby powder, so probably not.

                    • Andie

                      Really, I saw a bunch of men freaking out in the comments sections of those articles.

                    • Kas

                      Seriously?! I thought it was weird that women were sprinkling powder, I can’t even fathom for a man to be doing the same thing.

                    • Other_guy13

                      My ex put me on…changed my life.

                    • Cheech

                      Something to be said for that fresh feeling.

                    • Kas

                      So now you have to worry about cancer. It was a trap.

                    • Cheech

                      Yeah … sh*t. ….

                    • Other_guy13

                      Wait…what’s happening now…Cancer..not down there..the boys aint hurt nobody…no…noooo…nooooooooooo

                    • Kas
                    • Other_guy13

                      HEAVY D AND THE BOYZ WILL NEVER BE THE SAME…DAMN!!!!

                    • Other_guy13

                      This baby powder situation got me messed up over here….I feel like my ex put me on to kill me…NEVER TRUST A BIG BUTT AND A SMILE FOLKS…NEVER!!!!!

                    • Kas

                      So ovarian cancer for women would lead to think what for men? Come on, say it with me, testicular cancer. Might want to look into a good cryogenic lab for your swimmers.

                    • Cheech

                      That article seems to suggest the problem, at least as far as known now, is for women. Different parts, different routes of transmission and all. Not to say that doesn’t suck. But we may be spared for the moment.

                    • Kas

                      “We”? I’m not a powder user. Seriously though, I never thought it was a potential issue for men.

                    • Cheech

                      No, not you, but male powder users. At least me and Other Guy, I guess. Breathing a little sigh of relief for now.

                    • Cheech

                      On the road, Gold Bond is essential.

                    • Kas

                      Please, please tell me for your shoes.

                    • Cheech

                      Nah maing. Gig butt is real.

                    • Kas

                      And done.

                    • Tambra

                      Lol. You are afraid of admitting things.

                    • Kas

                      I’m a straight man who once went to nightclub wearing wrestling tights. So if I am having problems with this powder thing, the confusion is real.

                    • Tambra

                      Lol. Pics or it didn’t happen. So your parts never chafe?

                    • Kas

                      Boxer briefs, 9 inch leg and get your mind out of the gutter.

                    • Tambra

                      Maaannnn. I was having such fun there. Btw, in case you haven’t seen , I’m simple minded, so maybe the gutter is where it belongs. But, I still want pics.

                    • Sigma_Since 93

                      I used to stay in long spandex tights and leggings before they were in vogue. Primarily because I was lazy and didn’t want to go back to my dorm room to change into my track clothes.

                    • Tambra

                      Aite, and you used the powder.

                    • Sigma_Since 93

                      sometimes since I hated to wear underwear and you had to make sure your package was tucked correctly. Hurdles + un packed package = trouble

                    • Tambra

                      Yikes! I am cringing at that imagery.

                    • Sigma_Since 93

                      From what I understand it was glorious. Girls (and guys) would watch us sweaty and ab ripped men in tights run around the track. The package saved me from being on the losing end of the male / female ratio at my college

                    • Tambra

                      Ahh I see the plan. You are more evil than I thought.

                    • Sigma_Since 93

                      It was a multi faceted plan. Nobody’s wearing a shirt when it’s 94 degrees and even hotter on the track.; the girls ran in sports bras it was so hot. The tights helped keep the muscles warm and I felt more aerodynamic.

                      The lady love was a bonus; I was all about that track life. I would tell folks yeah I got a girl but track is my mistress. Atlanta 96 or bust.

                    • Tambra

                      The spill off effects were not bad either. But I bow to you sir.

                    • Epsilonicus

                      All the fiends at Lexington Market do but that is a whole ‘other story

                    • Other_guy13

                      No issue here on the baby powder…should I be aware of a few things….I like to feel fresh just in case I need to…umm…lets say workout.

                    • Andie

                      Have you tried
                      ‘Old Spice Wild Collection Wolfthorn Scent Men’s Deodorant 3’

                      It really is a man’s world. I’m being ripped off right and left.

                    • Kas

                      I have not tried it. You also get charged extra at the dry cleaners. Women get free drinks and meals. The difference has to be made up somewhere.

                    • Andie

                      You get paid more.

                    • Kas

                      We die younger. I can do this all day. :)

                    • Cheech

                      So they’ll get it back eventually, AND just when they no longer have to deal with us.

                    • Tambra

                      A couple of years. By then the damage has been done.

                    • Other_guy13

                      We die younger which means you can get our life insurance monies…remarry…KILL him too and get it again…IJS

                    • Andie

                      We killed YOU!!! Ha. With what? Kindness and acceptance of all your break babies.

                    • Other_guy13

                      Jumping through you hoops and minefields while solving a Rubik’s cubes brain while mind reading and either trying to not be like your father and every other ninja you dated pre me (not you Andie…I don’t know you like that) or do things like your father…

                    • Me

                      I’d have to have every meal and drink (including groceries) comped to make up for the gap in wealth between men & women

                    • Other_guy13

                      Gap…what gap…most my Gf’s made more than me pre 2015…IJS…
                      Sidenote…Thank God for the end of the struggle *praise break dance*

                    • Kas

                      Women in general or you personally? I feel like you are trying to ride with the broad average while outearning most on an individual level.

                    • Me

                      Me vs Men in general. Or Me vs Men at my professional level. Whichever works for you. They both leave me lacking for meals if that’s my consolation prize.

                    • Kas

                      Sh1tty consolation prize. I owe you an e-dinner and drink.

                    • Me

                      Aw man. Thanks!

                    • Buster Cannon

                      Isn’t the gap more or less a myth though?

                      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDj_bN0L8XM

                    • It’s more complicated than mainstream politics generally make it out to be, especially when you delve into the private sector/corporate America — there’s little talk about wage gaps in the public sector. On the lower end of jobs, it’s far smaller. It’s in the big time jobs that it’s a problem.

                      Some sad woman (Ellen Pao) took this to heart and tried to completely eliminate the wage gap as CEO of Reddit…it didn’t end well for her.

                      http://www.businessinsider.com/reddit-doesnt-negotiate-salaries-ellen-pao-2015-6

                      Mainstream politics aside, most of us know that qualifications and “equal work” has little to do with how much you get paid in corporate America, where leverage and “office politics” can have 5 to 6 figure difference in one’s bottom line. But we “politicize” everything nowadays…so…

                    • Gibbous

                      Women get charged more for blouses then men get charged for shirts, even if they look identical.

                    • Other_guy13

                      Its heavenly…makes me feel great on a hot summers day.

                    • Andie

                      Dope! I’m a believer!!!

                    • Sigma_Since 93

                      Does it have aluminum in it?

                    • Hammster

                      I was thinking I was the only dude who cared whether or not aluminum is in deodorant.

                    • Cheech

                      “Wolfthorn.”
                      “Bearglove.”
                      They’re tryin’ hard.

                    • -h.h.h.-

                      w/o coupon, generally speaking our deodorants are $3.50-$4.50…i feel like y’all have more options, and as such, y’all deos are cheaper..but i could be wrong

                    • Andie

                      Your stuff is mostly always gonna be better and cheaper. You run the company.
                      I have to remember that more. I am legit excited to buy my first men’s deodorant after finding all these articles today.

            • Epsilonicus

              For awhile I used to break out when using male deodorant so for awhile I used Secret. It was the only one that did not break me out

              • miss t-lee

                Glad to see y’all coming out the woodwork.

        • Tyrell Holmes

          Guilty

          • miss t-lee

            *daps*

        • Me

          I can attest on behalf of a couple exes, so… #facts

          ETA: and Secret smells GREAT on the right male body chemistry for some reason. I love burying my nose in Secret male pits…

          • PhlyyPhree

            Let me tell ya’ll how young Phree almost broke up with an ex the first time we had an overnight because I was seriously upset that he couldn’t even hide that h*es deodarant in a drawer before I came through.

            • miss t-lee

              Oh dear…lol

            • Me

              LOL. First time I noticed an ex wearing it, I was swearing up and down he was wearing cologne to bed because something was constantly getting me riled up after his night time shower. Come to find out he just forgot to bring his own and was using mine. It smells so different on dudes.

            • Tambra

              That’s too much imagery Phllyy.

          • miss t-lee

            Thank you.
            I knew I wasn’t alone outchea.

    • OSHH

      Agree on the candles……I love Gardenia scented things, such a lovely fragrance and Jo Malone ain’t cheap.

      • miss t-lee

        I’m not a fan of Gardenia, but I love Jo Malone candles. I got some as a gift once, and got sticker shock when I wanted to re-up…lol

        • OSHH

          LOL….

          • miss t-lee

            Every once in a while you can find them discounted at TJMaxx and such…but otherwise?
            Nah….lol

    • KB

      and that was for the spring game for the football team I believe

      • miss t-lee

        I ain’t mad…lol

    • Jennifer

      If I’m giving Chris the benefit of the doubt (I’m not, but walk with me), I wonder if his rider is like Van Halen’s hospitality request for brown M&Ms. VH’s crew knew that if a venue effed that up, they probably effed more important stuff up as well, and somebody might fall off the stage that night.

      • Cheech

        VH’s story is real, but these just sound like daily essentials.

  • Vanity in Peril

    He has endorsement deals with some of these brands? Is that it?

    This rider is ludicrous (hey, I just got that)

    Cookie butter, yes ohmerghad.

    Adding:

    20 Exclusive Fender guitars. Not to play, just to look at

    Taraji H on retainer as my point hype woman, sister girl, facilitator of a-ha moments and all-around bff

    Cvs brand Lemon Shortbread cookies

    Thors hammer

    6 pairs of Jordans, not even in my size and a person on Ebay ready to buy them.

    A $500 Target Gift card

    Chia seeds

    • PhlyyPhree

      Lmaooooo!
      *whispers*
      But get them J’s in a size 8.5 and we can skip the ebay processing fee.

    • Mika

      Target is life.

      • Vanity in Peril

        Everytime the dude and I go to Target he’s telling me, “let’s try and be in and out, 15 min!”and I’m all like… https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1d0c9580f25beeb34a6623bcc507401b860f140a23b6bee064236ba4d2883e24.gif

        • Kas

          I’m sure he’s a good dude and you love him dearly, but if he is trying to restrict your Target shopping to 15 minutes . . .

          • Tambra

            Do you restrict your wife?

            • Kas

              My wife is almost grown. She does as she pleases.

              • Tambra

                It doesn’t mean you don’t try to tell her only 30 mins in Target.

                • Kas

                  True confession, I’m more likely to get the restriction.

                  • Tambra

                    Lol, we do not want that. And you are a well learnt gentleman, so I know you know how to act.

          • Vanity in Peril

            Lol! I mean, I just generally ignore him and head straight into the belly of the store.

  • Andie

    My Mom gave me life. But I will never forget the time she gave me a $200 MAC gift card. Love you Mom.

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