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Love & Hip Hop NY Ep. 503 Recap: Running Around Like Loose Chickens

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Happy New Years, ladies and gents. Mona decided to give our weary spirits a week off from the trials and tribulations of the Young and the Couthless, but we have now returned – and fortunately for the rest of us, the cast of Love and Hip Hop NY have not adhered to the “New Year New Me” mantra that most of us uttered to ourselves on December 31st. As I write, I’m drinking a fruit smoothie and pretending it’s a frozen margarita.

Let’s get right to it. We pick up where we left off last episode – with Amina discovering new levels to married sidechickdom. Amina, understandably distraught, goes off to sit forlornly on the cobblestone curbside of New York City’s Meatpacking District. Peter, caught redhanded, manages to balk at the notion of Amina embarrassing him in front of his kids. Never mind the 35 week old fetus gestating within his wife’s womb. Or the fact that he is inexplicably taking his ex and their children to Barbados. Instead a woebeogone Amina is chastised for being emotional by not only Peter, but Tara, who is preening from her high horse of “ex of over a decade who he was consistently unfaithful to.” When Amina glumly asks “why don’t you just take him back”, Tara even has the nerve to pretend that she is separated from Peter by choice. Peter Pankey, my friends, is the OG of this #laylowandbuild game.

Let’s briefly revisit Peter and Tara’s planned trip to Barbados “for the kids.” While relaying this to Yandy, she accurately pointed out there aren’t any teacup rides for young children in Bridgetown, and that Tara is only hurting herself. I’m honestly at a loss for Tara’s game plan here. Is she proud that Peter is willing to waste money on a frivolous vacation that is not explicitly kid-friendly while his wife is about to deliver an undersized and at-risk child? When is Peter going to take this vacation when he just committed to his wife that he would be home every night after Amina’s pregnancy complications “made him feel guilty”? I’ll probably get my answers sometime after Leo DiCaprio wins his first Oscar.

Speaking of Yandy, we spend some time with the First Couple of Castle Hill, and we are not disappointed. We cut to them doing a couples workout in Van Cortlandt park with Yandy’s cousin Maurice (who Mastodon had so amazingly hemmed up a few seasons back).Still brimming with the post almost-but-not-quite-marital glow of their Vegas trip, Yandy is in full planning mode. Before they lock down the date for their fall 2015 wedding (how optimistic of them to believe that Manatee will not have gone to trial by then), our Dipset Dopeboy needed to set some ground rules. Apparently, his friends on the streets had kept Mendecee(s) abreast of his bae’s proclivity to do it up for the gram and he was none too pleased. Yandy’s recent habits of “taking pictures from the back”, coupled with her new boob job (which now has her cleavage parted like the Red Sea) were cause for our excessively voweled compatriot’s concern. How do they resolve this? By going to Black Ink (another ratchet cut that I hold close to my heart) and getting each other’s names permanently marked on their bodies. A biracial Canadian once said, “tat my name on you so I know it’s real.” Truer words were never spoken.

I don’t have a proper segue for Erica and Cyn but let’s just pretend that I just saw two pigeons squabbling on my windowsill. Erica is inexplicably walking around Prospect Park in four inch heels to chat up her gay best friend, who informs her that he saw Cyn parked in the passenger seat of her car on Dyckman with who seemed to be a gentleman caller- to which I ask, where did she find parking on Dyckman, on the Hudson River? In an illustrious state of denial of any and all of her wrongdoings within this relationship, Erica’s takes her shit-eating grin all the way to Sugarcane in Prospect Heights, where she proclaims to Cyn with apblomb “I found out you f***ed a Dyckman n****!”Words were exchanged, chairs pushed back…and Erica attempted to drop the sucker punch on Cyn, but settled for an open hand smack, showing us that Intimate Partner Violence is not only limited to heterosexual couples.

A quick note: I eat at Sugarcane fairly frequently, as I don’t live that far away*. When I tell you that this restaurant is the size of a bathroom corridor in a NY apartment…I was truly at a loss as to the logistics of two fighting Dominicans and a camera crew being able to squeeze into that tiny restaurant that is always crowded. I need to see the panoramic footage.

When Erica recounts the incident to Rashidah, she states that Cyn “feels like I hit her in the face”, which is the most amazing lack of self-awareness I’ve seen since Peter Gunz was indignant at his wife being devastated at him disrespecting their marriage. Later on in the episode, Erica and Cyn reunite at Amina’s baby shower, where I’m pretty sure that “at the end of the day” was stated at least five times, and there’s a possibility that a fellow named Brick killed a guy.

We now bring ourselves to the piece de resistance: Cisco and Diamond. Cisco consults Rich Dollaz and his 2001 Ginuwine texturizer fade for advice on lady problems, because lames of a feather flock together. At this point, it is revealed that Cisco has a secret child of his own – a second child with his baby’s mother that was conceived after Cisco and Diamond had started dating; a revelation that had Rich proclaiming Cisco “President of the Creep Squad.” Because Shrek taught us that every ogre has layers like an onion, we took a hike down memory road to Cisco’s issues with his mom – who apparently has met Diamond? Something about that doesn’t add up. How is Diamond “a vacation every month” who doesn’t know where you live but her and your mom are cool? The streets need answers!

We close on Cisco deciding that he truly does care about Diamond, and might even love her (he was stuttering too much to get an official verdict on this). Ever the romantic, he decides to display the ultimate gesture of appreciation by…taking Diamond to the club and shouting her out on the speakers. At no point did it seem that an actual home address was provided to Diamond but hey, if she likes it I love it. Finally, in a moment of true clarity, Cisco decides to tell his girlfriend who has previously shown a tendency for erratic and general lack-of-fucks-given behavior that he had an outside kid…while they were drinking at the club. I couldn’t make this up if I tried.

Until next time, guys.

Shamira Ibrahim

Shamira is a twentysomething New Yorker who likes all things Dipset. You can join her in waxing poetically about chicken, Cam'ron, and gentrification (gotta have some balance) under the influence of varying amounts of brown liquor at her semi-monthly blog, shamspam.tumblr.com

  • camilleblu

    #lissen…i couldn’t get over tara getting slightly indignant when amina asked her why she didn’t just go on and get back with peter. and i couldn’t get over amina being upset that peter still ain’t coming home at night. girls, whet? -_-

    also..i can’t wait for the reunion show bc i want to see how diamond and cisco explain him NOT knowing she has a #puppydaughter when that child is all up and thru her IG page. theirs is prolly the most poorly scripted storyline out of them all.

    • Agatha Guilluame

      Okay so I legit shed tears when Cisco started crying, when he told his mother she was the first one woman to break his heart…I wanted to hug him. Does that make me a bird?

      • Rachmo

        yes

        • camilleblu

          *snickers*

          • Agatha Guilluame

            Thot.

            • camilleblu

              #powpow

        • Agatha Guilluame

          You just wanted to call me a bird because you love me but since you’re stunted emotionally, this is how your love expresses itself.

          • Rachmo

            *composes passive aggressive subliminal Tweet in Agie’s honor*

          • Andrea

            It was interesting to see Cisco and his mom admit how emotionally stunted he was. I didn’t expect them to be so honest talking about physical abuse. I was expecting that to come from him at All.

            • Agatha Guilluame

              Yeah, I know most of this shyt is staged…all these coincidental meetings etc etc but that conversation really did feel unplanned and raw. I don’t think Cisco is that good of an actor. And I was talking on here a while back about how so many men aren’t introspective (because they ain’t) so the fact that Cisco knew and has thought about what in his past has led him down the path he’s on, that hit me like a punch in the gut.

              • ??Jessica??

                Here’s my thing:
                People who act a certain way because of their past aren’t AWARE that it’s their past that’s the problem.
                If you are so conscious of the fact that your past has such an impact on ur behaviour but you still behave that way, its no longer a reason but a poor excuse for your behaviour

            • GrimyLittlePimp

              I was like, ‘Am I watching the right show?’ The only male tears that made sense during this entire franchise was when Medicinal was going to the clink and saying goodbye to little Megatron and whatever you call the youngest (I’m going with Moriarty>)

      • camilleblu

        you know what??? i don’t disagree that his mom leaving him as a child affected him, but if you believe that *relationship with diamonte is real, then you may have bird tendencies.

        • Agatha Guilluame

          Caw caw my nucca caw caw *flies off*

      • Andrea

        I cried too.

      • h.h.h.
        • Agatha Guilluame

          I can’t take you seriously when even though you’re a big black man you’ve chosen a svelte blonde kitty cat as your avatar.

          • h.h.h.

            Naruto Uzumaki (???? ??? Uzumaki Naruto?) is a fictional character in the anime and manga franchise Naruto, created by Masashi Kishimoto. The eponymous protagonist of the series, he is a teenage ninja from the fictional village of Konohagakure. The villagers ostracize Naruto because of the Nine-Tailed Demon Fox—a malevolent creature that attacked Konohagakure—sealed in his body. To be recognized, he aspires to become the village’s leader, the Hokage.

            http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naruto_Uzumaki

            • Andrea

              Could you summarize that with more small words?

              • camilleblu

                HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

              • h.h.h.

                Naruto, like the women y’all talking about today, is a made up character on a show i watch.

                http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/vyvHAj0.gif

                • Andrea

                  Cool. What time does it come on?

                  • h.h.h.

                    in Japan – 755 pm on Thursdays, but i think Adult Swim/Cartoon Network shows it Sat. night around 1230am.

                    • camilleblu

                      i.am.cackling.

                    • Andrea

                      Ohhhhhh that’s what that is on Adult Swim. gotcha.

            • Agatha Guilluame

              I know you’re into anime (although at some point I hope you give it up) and I know you always choose anime characters as your avatar. I still don’t get what a slyphlike blonde blued eyed Japanese ninja cat has to do with you (I say that feeling no sense of hypocrisy that my own avatar is also a cat).

    • ??Jessica??

      And worst acted… Now I just start watching the fakeness in Diamond’s reactions!! smh,,,, that bich need mre acting lessons

  • Andrea

    I was just about to buy that dress Erica was wearing when she got into into it with Cyn. I saw it on sale online just the other week for like $1. I was sooo excited because it goes Perfectly with a pair of shoes I’ve been looking to finally use. But now….. how can I wear that dress? I will always think…this is the outfit Erica wore when she Ray Rice’d Cyn.
    I guess I can work through it. I Really want to wear those shoes.

    • camilleblu

      this whole comment is making me giggle…for $1…get the dress and post an ig pic so i can hashtag it #ericafly #menamarvelous #sweeterthansugarcane

      • Andrea

        LOL

    • Melissa

      If it makes you feel any better, the fact that it’s Mena Couture would probably be a selling point for me, but that’s my shame to bear.

    • ??Jessica??

      Speaking of clothes, Am I the only one who is thoroughly confused at how dressed up these ladies ALWAYS are and we are to believe that it’s “reality tv”?? I’m sorry but unless it’s my birthday or some damn special occasion I am not walking around the streets of NY in heels ad a tight ass dress in the day just for lunch, shopping or any other social shit they pretend to be doing!

  • Andrea

    Yandy’s weight/pregnancy is really confusing me in these episodes. One minute she’s showing off/ working out her abs and the next minute she looks about 4 months pregnant to me.

    • camilleblu

      i’m actually surprised that they’re moving forward with fall wedding plans and having extra babies cuz…..#federaltime…right??

      • Andrea

        They got me caught up in their fairy land. I like Mandarin Feces. But ain’t he gonna be locked up forever. Ever. Ever.

        • camilleblu

          he must be only gon do a year…like t.i….
          >_>

          • BreezyX2

            Am gonna need you to not know all the jail bird names, their time served and whatnot. #bougiebydayhoodthotbynight

            • camilleblu

              lol…whatever nucca

            • Agatha Guilluame

              *writes will, lays down*

  • Agatha Guilluame

    I just want Sham to note that this time I tried to add to the discussion and stay on topic but as you can see I’m in a barrel surrounded by saltwater crabs.

  • Damon Young

    I’m just happy Yandy and Mandarin Feces were talking about Yandy’s new boobs, because I told my wife person she had some work done and she didn’t think so.

    • Andrea

      Your wife person thought cleavage parted like the Red sea was natural? That’s actually very good to know! I know a lot of people who will be Extremely happy to hear this!!!!!

      • Damon Young

        she thought she was wearing a creative bra

    • camilleblu

      mandarin feces

      dayum

  • Andrea

    Another thing LHH NY/Atl/LA has taught me… people get the wrong implants for their body shape A Lot!! It also has taught me, a lot of people have trouble finding a good plastic surgeon. And even if they have a decent one, people either can’t afford/ or don’t have the time to finish the process. Yandy’s cleavage isn’t supposed to end up like that. But I have also learned and have been some what encouraged by the amount of people who have had plastic surgery for cosmetic enhancements…and are okay showing an unfinished/bad enhancements.

    • Mika

      i thought it was always better to get your boobs done after you are done having children? welp.

      • Andrea

        No it is! I’m just saying. I don’t think the way Yandy’s turned out is the goal of the operation. One of the goals is to eliminate the spacing she has between them. Which we have seen not done properly time and time again. Nikki Baby (Hollywood) Joseline (Atlanta) heck even K Michelle. That’s not what your supposed to be paying for.

        • camilleblu

          well…do they eventually *settle in*, or are they stuck with their backs turned to each other #forevermore?

          • Agatha Guilluame

            Doesn’t that spacing usually happen when you go too big and you don’t have enough breast tissue? At least this is what I learned from that show Botched.

          • Andrea

            You just have to get a revision. They ain’t coming together with time.

            • camilleblu

              wow. no thank you. i wonder if these chicks are all going to the same dr. and getting the #realityshowhookup, cuz most of their b00b work doesn’t look very good.

  • camilleblu

    slightly off topic – i caught just enough of the sorority sisters *dialogue* last night to see #prynanka claim that she was NOT representing DST on that show – even thought the show is titled Sorority Sisters.

    ok.

    • panamajackson

      I may write about that dialogue. Probably won’t. But I may. B/c they said a lot that made sense, except they all signed up to be on a show titled Sorority Sisters, based purely off their membership…in sororities. They can miss me with all that, “im representing me, not my org.” Naw boo, you kind of are. I don’t think all the hubbub is really worth it, but you ain’t on a shot called Ratchlantans. Naw, you on a show called Sorority Sisters. Own your sh*t.

      • camilleblu

        #werd

      • Rachlantans SHOULD be the name of it doe…..all they do is frolick up and down Peters St starting fights in each other’s Instagram-esque brick and mortar fashion boutiques

        • Nicholas Peters

          Im convinced that its either the worst show ever or the greatest show ever…

  • Andrea

    The most surprising moment of the episode for me….was when Mandarin Feces said he didn’t have any tattoos. And never planned on getting any.

    • Agatha Guilluame

      [redacted]

    • Agatha Guilluame

      [I hate being put in moderation]

      Oh shyt YES!

      SN: I’m anti tattoos (It’s trendy now but I’m convinced it’s our generation’s jherri curl and will look sooo dated in another decade or so, except it’s mostly permanent and in 2030 you’re gonna look like a tool, probably).

      Anyway, all that to say, I always worry I won’t be able to find a guy without tattoos but now I’m worried they’d be tattoo free but like an ex-felon *sigh*.

      • camilleblu

        i prefer no tattoos, but i can deal with anything besides a neck/face tat. cuz you ain’t got no real plans for your future with a visible neck/face tat.

        • Agatha Guilluame

          If you have a neck tat, you’re basically an optimist. You’re saying to the world, I’m definitely gonna get signed someday.

          • camilleblu

            oh, ok…like gucci mane…who’s in jail right now, right?

            • IcePrincess

              Yea, his release date is in 2016 #FREEGUWOP ????

              • camilleblu

                lol…good looking out IP

          • uniquebeauty79

            I literally LOL at this one!!! I don’t want to meet his optimistic ass…I’m running

          • Melissa

            I personally say a man knows nothing about elegance until he has a neck tat. Please.

        • menajeanmaehightower

          I’ve seen too many 20 year olds with tattoos on their face and their necks. It isn’t cute. Granted, they are always working at places where there is no upward mobility but still.

          • camilleblu

            girl…i honestly wonder what goes thru their minds…like, what made them think getting a face tat was an even marginally good idea?

            • Andrea

              Are they orphans? Did they have crack addicted parents? Refugees? Sold into sex-trafficking? Been living below the line below the poverty line? God came to them as a fiery bush and said to get a face tat?

              • camilleblu

                God came to them as a fiery bush and said to get a face tat?

                DEAD

              • Agatha Guilluame

                Dead @ “God came to them as a fiery bush and said to get a face tat?”

          • Sigma_Since 93

            We had a brotha run for mayor with a face tat. This dude actually thought he was gonna win.

            • camilleblu

              you know you voted for him

              • Sigma_Since 93

                He got arrested before he could make it to the final ballot.

        • Rachmo

          As a woman with a tattoo who plans on getting more, I can’t with neck tattoos. You have the whole rest of your body.

          • camilleblu

            yo tat is #sexydoe

            • Rachmo

              Bc I thought about it for awhile instead of getting my bae’s name tatted on me. #themoreyouknow

              • camilleblu

                smh…you slippin…you need to tat his name #soheknowsitsreal

                • Rachmo

                  DEAD

          • menajeanmaehightower

            Sleeve tattoos are sexy if the woman has the right body shape (think strong arms that aren’t masculine). Anything on the neck or face is not what’s up. As a dark skin woman, i will say that i have rarely seen a tattoo look nice on dark skin. It doesn’t show up well.

            • Rachmo

              I have been on the fence with a half sleeve for a year now. I have the design in my mind but I keep teetering between going for it and being too scared to do it and wondering if I can pull it off at 50. Now I’m back on the fence bc I know the prime rule of tattoos is don’t chicken out and get it in your second favorite place bc you’ll be right back in the shop a year later getting it where you originally wanted.

              • menajeanmaehightower

                Go for it. Sleeves on either gender, with the right body type, is really sexy.

            • camilleblu

              menajean…did you get on IG yet????????

              • Rachmo

                Hard. Hitting. Preguntas.

                • camilleblu

                  menajean is iggin us rach…i haz the sads.

              • menajeanmaehightower

                No but i am thinking about it.

            • PhlyyPhree

              I started a thigh sleeve…because my arms arent strong. My thighs however….can be easily covered. Lol

          • Andrea

            Where did you get yours? I’m going to a tattoo parlour soon. Just to have my areolas touched up. I may get the urge to want to something teeeeny weeeeny. But I have no idea where.

            • Rachmo

              Bethesda Tattoo is great. Ask for Tina she is really really nice and appreciates nice outfits (she complimented mine).

              • Andrea

                No I meant where on your body if you don’t mind me asking.

                • Rachmo

                  OH duh it’s on my spine. I’m looking for a picture.

                • Rachmo

                  Incoming thirst trap pic

                  • camilleblu

                    #powpow

                  • BreezyX2

                    #WERK

                  • StillSuga

                    HAIR *drools*

                    • Rachmo

                      Thanks :-)

                  • Agatha Guilluame

                    Props to the photographer n shyt.

                    • camilleblu

                      you stoopid

                  • Andrea

                    Ohhhh that’s sooo cool!

                  • Andrea

                    No Erica/Cyn but I keep staring at ya lil legs. I’m getting a lil lipo on mine soon. I can’t wait.

                    But I do hope your bae ain’t from Dyckman. I could do mo for ya boo. LOL

                    • camilleblu

                      i’m dying at the #nohomo disclaimer

                    • Rachmo

                      LOL no I am not so lucky for my man to be from Dyckman.

          • PhlyyPhree

            As a woman with a neck tattoo… Eh. Other parts of your body HURT

            • Rachmo

              I cried a lot with mine. How was I supposed to know the spine is one of the most painful parts of your body to get done?

              • PhlyyPhree

                See my spine was not painful. I fell asleep.

                • Rachmo

                  My first word at the top was absolute torture. It was like a hot nail being dragged across my back. The second word hurt but I was just crying instead of bawling and the third word was fine.

                  • PhlyyPhree

                    Oh. I would have tapped out. I damn sure tried to tap out three times when I was getting my foot done

                    • Rachmo

                      Bae still has a scar on his hand from me digging my nails in.

                    • Andrea

                      Why can’t they give folks a local anesthetic?

                    • wouldnt matter. 40% of the pain happens while youre getting the tat, the other 60% comes from the awful burning feeling you have after….and the two wks of painful itchy healing time

                    • Andrea

                      I see I would be digging into my supply of narcotics :)

                    • PhlyyPhree

                      That burning feeling was soooo new for me. I didn’t get that until my last tat( thigh sleeve) the first ones (back, foot, neck, fingers, wrist, etc) just itched slightly. I thought I was going to die with the burning feeling from this thigh sleeve though. Then I thought I was going to have to kill my artist because he gave me something.

                    • I have a big a$$ vintage sewing machine that spans from my spine to my side…..when he was working on my spine, I asked to be called to glory so many times lol “take me jesus right now….RIGHT NOW LORD I AM DONE!!!”

                    • PhlyyPhree

                      Lmaooooo. I could see that. My foot tat is big as hayle AND in full living color. I paid first and then tried to leave sooooo many times before he even got to the shading. Of course, HE thought it was hilarious. I however didnt get another tattoo for two years.

                    • Pinks

                      Me too. There was a gang dude waiting to have guns added to his set tat while I was in the chair, so I asked him to hold his arm. He let me, I cried, he tried to get my number, and I hobbled out of there and into a cab so fast.

                    • PhlyyPhree

                      LMAOOOO! But see you already know he was the type to stand by you when you were in pain. You should have given him a chance.

                    • Pinks

                      I ain’t that trill. He had teardrops on his cheeks, gold teef and the faint smell of one-hour-old spliff on his breath, which to my 21-year-old mind was not appealing in the least. I like a dude with a little rough to his endz, but I feel like he might’ve pistol whipped me for entering a room without knocking and I’m just not prepared for that level of thug lovin.

                    • camilleblu

                      lololol…i have been THOROUGHLY entertained today…

                • My tat artist told me I was wise because my very first tat was on my ribcage so everything after that was a cakewalk….I’m up to 8 tats now and I dont regret a single one. As an artist, I’ma love them all even when im old and wrinkly and my lotus flower starts to look like a ficus lol

                  • Pinks

                    Ribcage? Brave indeed. My first was on my hop/butt area so the meaty part seemed like nothing. My most painful was the foot. Lawdt, that joint caused some serious tears, and the fact that I couldn’t walk right for about two weeks afterward.

                    • I would love a foot tat but the way my job is set up, that aint gon never happen lol….i have 4 on my ribcage, 2 on my hip, one on my ankle, and one on my shoulder…Im running out of work appropriate space!!

                    • Pinks

                      Sheesh! 4 on the ribcage? You da real MVP.

                      I wanted this one in that area but chickened out at the last minute. I’m at the point where I don’t care about work respectability anymore – not in health care or law enforcement so I’m like whatevs lol

                    • Thats so awesome. I really hate trap tats….I prefer when they look like actual works of art, and this one is dope!! I wouldnt care about respectability if my current job didnt clearly state they will fire me ON SIGHT for not maintaining proper image lol

                    • PhlyyPhree

                      YES!! I was in absolute love with my first tattoo artist. I swore up and down another man would never ink my body…then I found my current artist on IG and well….I literally proposed marriage to him.

                    • Pinks

                      Lol..he said yes?

                      I’ve had all male artists by coinkidink. I do want a woman to do some art, just to see if there’s a difference.

                    • Pinks

                      Thanks! It’s my favorite, probably since it’s for my kid. One of the hands is mine and the other is my husband’s, so I told him he’d better get some part of my likeness somewhere before I have a fit LOL. The artist is always super busy, so I haven’t been able to go back to him for any other large pieces.

                      And your job is trill. LOL

                  • PhlyyPhree

                    See, again, ribcage didn’t feel a thing. My problem isn’t that I don’t love my tattoos, but I want to…add to them? Like I want ot keep them all, but I wish there was a way to modify them more without having to cover over some of them. I only have so much tattable skin. I’m already at the risk of looking ratchet at my desk job.

                    • Girl private message me on instagram and i’ll show you before and after pics of my shoulder tat….first artist fucked it up, and I got it redone—-not a coverup, just a remastering lol…anything is possible when you go to a capable artist

                    • PhlyyPhree

                      Ohhhh yes. Lets trade ugly tat pics.

              • Andrea

                Have you heard anything about fingers? I was thinking about the inside of a finger. Like Rihanna

                • Rachmo

                  They smudge really easily so I prob wouldn’t

                  • Andrea

                    Good to know!

                • PhlyyPhree

                  Depends on how much meat you have on your fingers. Also, depending on how thick the skin is there, that could be horrible. I have two on the sides of my fingers and because of placement (I had them moved lower toward the palm side of my hand) I have to keep getting them redone because the skin there won’t hold the ink so the bottom of my tattoos keeps fading

                  • Andrea

                    Thanks for the info!

            • camilleblu

              ok…so real question…did you choose your neck soley bc other parts of the body hurt much worse?

              • PhlyyPhree

                Nah. It was SUPPOSED to just be something slight behind my ear…then I had to do a cover up and it just kind of…grew. It’s still mostly behind my ear, but it has extended down onto my neck

                • BreezyX2

                  Phlyy: Can we see?

                  • PhlyyPhree

                    I believe it’s on IG somewhere. If not I’d have to dig up a pic or get one of my coworkers to take it. I say all that to say, sure if you feel like scrolling for it

                    • BreezyX2

                      Hey Phlyy: I am on IG anymore. Is your name on there the same as here and is the account open?

                    • PhlyyPhree

                      Eh, this is the best/clearest I could get it. Also, it’s a horrible coverup but it wasn’t a smart tat in the first place.

                    • BreezyX2

                      Gurl, that is not a neck tat. That’s behind your ear and easily covered by your hair. Cute!!!

        • panamajackson

          You know, I don’t have a single tattoo. But it’s not for lack of wanting one, I just don’t like pain. That’s the only thing keeping me from having my body look like a mural.

          • Rachmo

            If I can do it, ANYONE can. I b*tch at any slight discomfort.

          • camilleblu

            well pj…you kinda pale #doe…so adding a lil color may not be a bad look on you. just steer clear of #earnosethroat, and you should be good to go. lol

            • BreezyX2

              Pale WITH supple skin. PeeJ would cry like a woman in labor if he got a tat. #notatsforlightbrightgermans

              • camilleblu

                DEAD

          • IcePrincess

            Puzzy ????

        • Pinks

          My father has a neck tattoo and yea..he got it at a point in his life when he had run out of fax to give.

          I have 10 myself and plan to get more once I stop nursing this here youngin. They’re mostly nonvisible, though.

          • camilleblu

            yeah…see…i’m really speaking to my choice in men regarding tats…but if i dated women, i think sleeves would be my preference. have seen women with sleeves that look AMAZING. i think what i don’t like is when tats look like a 2 year old scribbled on you with a marker and you just said fuck it and let it dry that way.

            • Pinks

              I really do hate elementary arse, basic arse tats.

              Especially with women and getting their own name tatted on them. Will you forget it?

        • agreed. i’m cool with a guy with tattoos as long as it is not a visible neck/face tat. also, if you decide to get a word tattoo make sure the word is spelled correctly. i know a guy that got a word tattoo in big letters on his chest that spelled “Aquaris” and, yes, it was spelled that way.

      • Andrea

        Yes! Yes! Yes!

    • Pinks

      Mandarin Feces?

      [time of expiration] 11:40 a.m. EST

      • Andrea

        I stole it from Damon * And now I should have just lied*

  • Pinks

    I watched with my husband person (thanks Damon) and he was just floored at all the niggradom being displayed.

    Evicuh’s forehead veins popping out all over the place while she barked on Cyn were scary, but entertaining, and I couldn’t help but look at both of their tiddays as they fake-scrapped. Does that make me fake bi?

    ManthatcellsCDs and his teef always make me turn away from the TV in disgust. You up the river getting your back massaged by Big Bubba nem and you worried about some IG pics? Boy bye.

    Amina is just damn dumb. I can’t have sympathy for her anymore, like at all. You tell your husband your child in the womb is underweight and he doesn’t even come over to the couch and console you? He tells you he’s going to try harder, yet still has a trip to BIM planned with Tara, who obviously likes having the upper hand? All of this is sickening.

    • camilleblu

      lissen…that’s my thing with tara…she’s on some #getback shyt against amina…not that she doesn’t have the right to be salty, but did you peep how hard and fast she was blinking when she told yandy about the trip?? she knows she’s dead wrong for that and could barely get the words out…and i laughed when yandy’s 1st question was *oh, where ya’ll going – disneyland* cuz THAT is actually almost reasonable to fathom. smh. but yeah..i have no sympathy for amina (outside of her unborn baby being at risk bc of stress). i don’t know why she really thought that P-gizzy was gon do anything any different for her.

      • PunchDrunkLove

        This! She know she caint (not can’t…caint) wait to get under the stars with Peta. I have to agree with Yandy. Wonder where the kids will be when it all goes down….sleeping in the twin bed across the room??? Just cheesy, this entie scene.

        I have no sympathy for Amina either…..really none of them. Just foolish

      • Pinks

        I did! And that two-toned Wendy Williams wig was pissing me off something serious. She talmbout “just for the kids.” So this ninja wanna get some ack right when he has another child on the way all of a Sutphin (Queens reference)? How is a trip to scenic arse Barbados just for the kids? Are they going to ask for ketchup and fries on the side of their flying fish and coocoo? Like come the hell on.

        Amina was the other woman and Tara does have mad years invested, but by hook or by crook she got this man’s last name, so Tara needs to stand down and let sleeping dogs lie in their own shite. There must be some extra special Mac sauce coming out of that canoli for Peter to not only have 8 kids, but have these two women fighting for his scraps.

      • Melissa

        I’m still stuck on the fact that Tara believes he has the available credit to book this vacation. You know they’re all ending up in the Poconos. To wit:

        • camilleblu

          #truth

          smh…i know she’s genuinely hurt..but the thought of taking any kind of vacay with a dude with a baby that’s bout to drop just curls my stomach.

        • Sigma_Since 93

          You know VH1 is footing the bill. #likeyalldon’tknow

          • Melissa

            Would Sandals allow themselves to be associated with this kind of depravity? (Of course they would.)

    • uniquebeauty79

      I had to read that ManthatcellsCDs like 20 X’s….I am still hollering!!!

    • PunchDrunkLove

      “Evicuh’s” and “ManthatcellsCDs and his teef”

      Lawd why….hollers!! You are funny…I laugh at nearly all of you posts.

      • Pinks

        His joints don’t look like piano keys to you?! I can’t take em!

        • Agatha Guilluame

          I never noticed his joints, now I’ll never be able to not see it. Smh.

        • PunchDrunkLove

          I hadn’t noticed, but I will now….LOLOLOLOLOL

  • PunchDrunkLove

    First I’ll just say…..the entire show felt scripted, no improvising, not throwing in their own lines, nothing, nada….so I feel sort of foolish commenting on something that ain’t even real to start with….lol

    Having said that, Peter and his baby mama ought to be ashamed. Amina even more so. I cannot believe, even for tv, two chicks allowing a bum broke dude to bounce back and forth. Where are women with that level of pride that no matter how good in bed, how he make the butterflies fly, you just refuse to be that dumb? That weak? I just don’t understand. Girl bye…a dude back and forth, not coming home….girl bye (again). In 2015, with all the good dudes walking around who gets stuck on stupid???
    Them two chicks loving on each other….Cyn and what’s her face, they need to grow up. Always in the streets alleybatting, fighting, yelling is just dang draining. I’m tired watching those two.

    Cisco, chicko…whatever his name….I’m calling BS. How in the heck you gonna say you’re the way you are….cause of yo mama? What grown man still blaming his mama or baby mama or gf??? How you gon call a chick on the carpet about ratchedness and you’re the king of? I can’t even say no more.
    Yandy…getting fat!!

    • camilleblu

      p-grizzle must have the most awesome #dyckman in the history of #dyck…cuz, no.

      • PunchDrunkLove

        I’m baffled at this point….why

    • ??Jessica??

      I guess we can jus watch it as a tv show instead of a reality show. If we a re talking about Scandal, we dont say “Kerry should….” but instead “Olivia is…”
      Such is the same with LHH

      • PunchDrunkLove

        We can only try…lol

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