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Love & Hip Hop Hollywood Season 2: Episode 1 Recap

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Guess who’s back, back again. PJ’s back; tell a friend. And not only am I back (PLUS two days late and two dollars short), so is Love & Hip Hop Hollywood and our favorite ridiculous reality show characters including, but not limited to: Ray J, Teairra Mari (aka TMurda), #baeMoniece, Apryl and Omarion, Hazel E, Nikki (why?), Princess and Ray J’s shenanigans. On this first episode we got all of those people plus the addition of some new cast members Miles and Milan (who is a guy) and some ri-damn-diculous new chick named Amber who claims to be the hottest rap bitch in the streets.

We need to institute a moratorium on “hottest rap bitches” STAT. Mostly because nearly every woman to say this…isn’t. They tend to be the unhottest. Dare I call them, the coldest? But not in the Chicago way where cold means hot. You know what, slanguage is confusing. No wonder why so many of my coworkers are familiar with UrbanDictionary.com. But we’ll get back to Amber. Let’s start at the beginning.

Season 2 opens up with pals Teairra, Moniece, and Apryl (who is lookin’ oh so good, good job Omarion) sitting on a beach, probably in the middle of the day on a Tuesday since none of them have jobs to support the lifestyles they can’t afford. We know Moniece is broke, but I’m guessing those VH1 checks are payin’ the r-r-r-rent, even if they’re not covering Cam’s child care expenses. ZING! They’re all sitting there shooting the breeze talking about who’s over who. Tea-Tea is over Ray, Moniece has a new (not so) secret boo, and Apryl and Omarion are chugging along. Apryl is going to have a pamper party for all of these super hard working women she knows and she’s going to invite Princess as well.

Ruh-roh. Every time Tea-Tea and Princess are in the same place, them hands get to throwin’. Or at least SOMETHING gets thrown: drinks, clothes, accusations…pretty much anything but love. Which seems like will be the case here because over the past year Ray J and Princess had that thing in New Orleans where she was accused of like breaking his rib and tearing his MCL or something. I remember this vaguely. To clear it up…let’s cut to Ray J!

Ray opens up telling us about how Princess moved out and he wants her back. Some stuff happened in New Orleans where Princess basically took the rap for him. She’s ride or die! You remember how NFL veteran Chris Carter got in trouble with the world for telling rooking NFL players that every crew needs a fall guy? Well, Princess was the fall guy for Ray since he was on probation. Despite her better sense, she agrees to talk to him to find out why he won’t do right by her. Apparently, and this make sense in a Ray J kind of way, while Ray was on his way to get her some food in New Orleans, he ended up at a strip club, shenanigans ensued and them thangs started flying. Or something. Princess just wants to know who Ray is, because the person she knows isn’t who he’s turned into.

Let me just go ahead and call bullshit here. I don’t know Ray J at all. I’d party with that dude in a heartbeat #doe. However, in the over 18 years (!!!!!!) that I’ve known of Ray J’s existence, a few trends have, how shall we say, manifested themselves. Ray likes to party. He fancies himself to the be the king of the turn up. Much like many other people I know, Ray turns left when he should right, nearly all the time. Hell, even his character on Moesha did that. He is a walking, talking embodiment of not giving a fuck. This is why Teairra, who seems to know this man better than anybody, realized at some point she had to let go despite loving him so much. So this Ray that Princess is talking about? Shit, we didn’t even see him LAST season. Ray’s entire life could be summed up by the word shenanigans. That is his thing. It’s what he does.

Ray apparently has an entire apartment dedicated to this fuckery PURELY for the purposes of being himself. Ray comes across as one of those dudes who sounds so sincere to women that they’re going to believe him as they follow him to the strip club where he tells her she can’t come in. Ray even seems to call his apartment APT for party purposes!! Princess asks Ray to get rid of his apartment. He’s like…”fuck that apartment if it will bring you home”. Awww. So what does Ray do?

He does Ray J things and has a “final” party at his APT with strippers and miscreants, etc. Of course Princess finds out because Ray didn’t tell her and she shows up, her and Ray argue about. She claims to be done and some chick talks about her, people get tossed around. Usual shit. Maybe, Princess is done. Thing is, I’m kind of with Ray on this one. Perhaps he should have told her – actually, he should have told her – but a final send off is warranted. It’s like burning the mortgage or that last naked romp through the house before you move on to your new life. And of course, Princess being done pretty much ensures that Ray will keep this apartment. Which is cool since I’m trying to attend on of those parties when I’m in LA.

Hazel E. Eh, she’s just in this first episode so she won’t get fined. But she introduces us to Milan (why is this man’s name Milan? There’s almost no good reason for this man’s name to be Milan) who is a “hot” music producer whose “bae” ain’t acting right. You know that awesome literary device called foreshadowing? Yeah, the fact that Hazel keeps referring to Milan’s boo as bae as opposed to his girl or by name kind of lets you know what’s about to go down. Plus, I watched the supertrailer; I already KNOW what’s the haps on the snaps.

Milan is working in the studio with Miles who is his secret lover (that’s what they are). Milan has come out about his sexuality, Miles is not. Miles – an aspiring rapper – is afraid that coming out and being boothangs publicy with Milan will ruin his career…which is odd since…

…he’s on Love & Hip Hop Hollywood. Everybody knows now. But maybe he realized that if he can’t catch these rap checks, these reality show checks will suffice. Also, he’s not a particularly good rapper, but sounds like everybody else out nowaday who has a song you’d hear without ever caring who sings it. Their storyline will involve a constant struggle to be free as a couple. Seriously though, Milan? That reminds me of my homegirl’s next door neighbor in ATL way back when who changed his name from Kevin to Kiven. Oy vey.

Y’all know I love Moniece and would likely make terrible decisions for her. This is contagious as it seems that crazy-chick magnet (he might need to teach a class on this) Rich Dollaz is Moniece’s secret boo! This would be a surprise if Instagram, Twitter, or TMZ didn’t exist. But they do, so its not. He shows up to LA for a week and she’s giddy like a school girl. They will have crazy people sex. With grills. The type you put in your mouth. This could be a pun.

Let’s circle back to Princess and TMurda. At Apryl’s pamper party, they meet, officially, and Teairra ends up giving Princess relationship advice in regards to Ray. Princess cries, Teairra gives her a hug. Could this be the start of a beautiful friendship. Of course not, the trailer for the season shows that, true to form, hands will be thrown. Teairra Mari is a consistent presence. Where there is Tea-Tea, shenanigans are not far behind.

Omarion is performing at a clearly staged show to have a reason to have anybody speak to Nikki who is hawking a new lingerie line that Apryl will need because her and Omarion’s sex life is suffering. To combat this, Apryl shows up to Omari’s practice studio and gets all kinky for her man and they smash in a dressing room. I’m a fan of theirs. They’re here for the checks, not the interpersonal drama. More of them please. Though Omarion tells us that “Post To Be” topped the charts like he had the number one single in the country. I still love this song for grocery reasons but yeah, I checked this. It topped the “Rhythmic” chart, one you didn’t know existed, because it’s not the R&B chart, or pop chart, or top 40. No, the Rhythmic chart. But hey, claim your win, b. Claim your win.

Oh, and back to Amber who let’s us know how fabulous she is. This is why I hate when folks point out how fab they are, it makes you pay extra attention to see if they’re not. She doesn’t seem fabulous at all. She just seems like an also-ran who got onto the show for who knows why reasons. Maybe she occupied the slot left open by Berg. Who knows. Either way, she’s “dating” Miles, who as we know is in love with somebody else who also has a girl’s name, but isn’t a girl. She feels he’s been distant; he asks her for time to figure it out. She is apparently none the wiser. They’re both trash rappers though, that cannot be emphasized enough. Obviously, their love life will be a thing over this season.

Pretty slow first episode but as we all know, where there is Teairra and Ray, there will be troubles. And as long as Moniece is around, I’ve had a good week. The “upcoming season” trailer at the end of the show has this season looking like straight fireworks. I can’t decide if we’re better or worse off because of this. Only time will tell.

Until next week.

Groceries.

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  • 1. Who is this Ray J that ol girl insists on finding, like maybe his pillow talk A-1. He was in a texsape and profited from it, by some vsb standards he’s an irredeemable whore

    2. When will this septum piercing trend die?

    3. Is Miles gonna come out via song, cuz um Empire already did that.

    4. Did Teairra Mari hear that Drake line and decide to become a BBW

    5. Is there a clause in Rich’s contract that says he gets to taste every single woman in the ratchet MCU

    6. So is Lil Fizz gonna get a bachelor show I don’t see the point of him being played like this if there’s no gold at the end of the rainbow

    7. Who names their son Milan

    • Detroit Skater

      up vote #2 a thousand times!

    • 2. When will this septum piercing trend die?

      Those things make me think of that dude from the X-Clan back in the day. You kind of just want to stare at the d**n thing.

      • kris b.

        To the east backwards sisssssyyyyys!

        To the east my brother. My brother to the east.

      • FILTHIER

        It only makes me think of Bulls. Just Bulls. Cows.

        • Aye Bee

          Exactly what I see when I see them.

    • FILTHIER

      Teairra Mari is slowly inflating. Which I am not going to give her grief…..I too have slowly inflated over the years. But people who look exactly like me have been the result of this inflation…….if you don’t have no black ashy babies why is your face bigger everytime I see you?

      • MysteryMeat

        I CANT TAKE YOU TODAY IN THESE HERE COMMENTS

        Maybe its the birth control? Iono but she is inflating. I use to think she was soooooo beat but now she looks and acts like shes mad that shes fat now. Just raging at everybody like RAAAAAUUUUGGHHH!

        • FILTHIER

          It’s like steroid shots. There’s no reason to get that big in a matter of months and to be in LA with an Uber driver that can drop you off at multiple 24 hour fitnesses.

          • MysteryMeat

            LMAO! Thats what I was thinking especially coz she’s in the industry. Not trying to fat shame her, aint nothing wrong with some chexy thickness. It just seems she’s angrier and thats not a good look.

            • FILTHIER

              No I’m not fat shaming either, I’m much bigger than her myself. But a spike in weight like that raises questions when small people don’t show up.

        • FILTHIER

          Maybe the biggest bee ever stung her.

      • Instagram SuperModel

        Lmao! Say what now?!!!

    • HeyBooHey

      #3: I really just wanted Miles to remain in utter silence. That microphone didn’t need that hot garbage. But if he does come out via song, he gotta drop thhe high-pitched “B*TCH” at the end or else he’s done nothing to advance his cause

    • FILTHIER

      Last season when homegirl hispania was cheating on him, going out to dinner with other dudes, getting apartments for them in her name, I could only conclude one thing. The d*****k is terrible.

    • FILTHIER

      I just saw this, I can’t. She looks like some kind of enchanted tiki mask. It’s just too big and tew much.

    • Sleepy Time Warrior

      1. An unicorn version of Willie Norwood Jr.

      2. Soon, hopefully.

      3. No, but you will hear snippets of he new “hot” track throughout the season…which may be performed during the reunion.

      4. Yes.

      5. Yes.

      6. This should happen

      7. Hoodrats, dear sir, hoodrats.

  • Dani

    I’m not convinced how Amber is in the dark about Miles… that’s gonna be the best “storyline” of the season. Sn: Richie D must have that magic penis. He’s community peen

    • FILTHIER

      You can google it. It’s not magical. It’s little and stupid looking. I think he’s just good at finding women without daddies, and playing the daddy role.

      • GirlMelanie86

        “Little and stupid looking” has me in tears, lmao! I can NOT with you in these comments today! Someone had their Wheaties this morning, lol.

  • Instagram SuperModel

    I’m here for Hazel’s dreams.

    • Courtney Wheeler

      It’s like you want to hate her…but you can’t…you just fall in love with her spirit/dreams.
      I just want to watch one episode where she doesn’t look like a jackass.

      • FILTHIER

        She’s always the biggest loser. I want to grab her and drag her out of situations.

        • Aye Bee

          Yes. Like, you want her to win because she seems to loose all the time and you feel she doesn’t deserve that much loss.

      • Instagram SuperModel

        She is my fave!! I want her to win soooo solo badly.

    • panamajackson

      I want her to stop talking like she cant read, but is reading her lines off a cardboard printout.

      • MysteryMeat

        Hazels face worries my soul.

        • FILTHIER

          She is cute, she’s just kinda…………nosey.

    • Mika

      Really giggled.

  • PhlyyPhree

    I am sad, SAD, DIS-FUCKING-TRAUGHT that I didn’t know LHHLA was back!! All…#BaeMoneice and Rich “I want you to win” Dollaz?
    I see I gave up social media too soon because I’d have left some comments under those #usies telling one (or both) of them to run for the hills, opposite of each other.

    I do love Apryl and Omarion though. I really want them to win so they can continue to be my lowbudget, C-list #relationshipgoals

  • PunchDrunkLove

    Yaaay! I was hoping for this!!

  • Thanks, Panama, for reminding me why I don’t watch this ish.

    • Wild Cougar

      I’m taking bets on how many people comment that they are grateful for the recap because they don’t watch the show. Who wants in?

      • I don’t understand the draw of it. It’s like Maury Povich without the babies. For some reason, though, Black twitter can’t get enough.

        • FILTHIER

          Cause we are bored. I do the right thing all day long, work, pack lunches, feed the babies, be civilized. I marinate meat. I sew up hems. I go to parent teacher conferences. I work on my websites. I water my grass. I organize my drawers. I bathe kids. I brush baby teeth. At the end of the day, I want a guilty dirty naughty pleasure. I don’t have a boyfriend so I just watch this LOL.

          • HeyBooHey

            Yes, boredom wins lol. I only got hype to watch cuz I had a group text going with my girls to laugh at the f*ckery. It’s such ridiculously dumb entertainment, I need that sometimes after a long day of barely doing work

            • FILTHIER

              And you have to be civilized all day, you don’t get to let out your anger, or follow your whims, or throw caution to the wind. It’s fun to see other people do it.

          • Well, shame on the men your town because damn… But more to the point, Everybody doesn’t see this as entertainment. People actually think it’s okay to act like these people. If it spares just one child from growing up to be another Ray J, I say cancel the show. Also, White people watch this mess and think we all act like this, then we all get shafted at the job interview.

            • FILTHIER

              People who think its okay to act like people on TV are people who act a fool whether or not this show exists. The formative years that indicate whether you will be a ratchet are in childhood, not adulthood, usually 8th grade-ish. This is art imitating life, not the opposite. The white man who will hire you for a job interview trust, does not watch VH1 at 10pm to relish in ratchet tv. Stop being afraid Soap Operas are going to make white people hate you, Bold and the Beautiful, Days of Our Lives, 90210, Dynasty, Dallas. All just ratchet crazy shows. Nobody used it as a guide book to navigate life.

              • White folks get away with stuff we we wouldn’t even think of doing but none of those White shows are taken as the reality. White people firmly believed that they were better than that. They don’t think that about us.

                Also, NEVER underestimate White consumption of Black ratchet behavior and beautiful Black bodies. It is often the ONLY thing they know about us. Part of that is shows like Love and Hip-Hop that purposely blur the line between reality and fiction.

                • FILTHIER

                  Unfortunately you don’t know what white people truly think, so you’re just making it up as you go along. It’s a victim issue that you need to work on within yourself. Manifest Destiny, White Supremacy, Imperialism, Land Grabbing, Ethnic Cleansing, it was all a plan. You didn’t do anything to make White people hate you. And you need to tell yourself this everyday. It’s not your fault white people think you are a low down ape monkey n**gger. They hate President Obama, and he is a prince among men. Stop living to please white people…….it’s not going to work.

            • FILTHIER

              I don’t want to watch primarily positive representations of black or white people on TV. It’s boring. I want to see vices, and explosions and danger and excitement and secks. And sexual sexy secks. And white women slapping each other over glasses of pinot grigio and food fights and Ferris Bueller dancing on top of cars and people flying to other times in deloreans and Hunger Games and Aliens and people breaking into song in the grocery store. I don’t need a documentary channel telling me that black people are super great, in hopes white people will be nice to me if they play that one show 24-7. White racists were racist before tv existed, it’s not our fault.

              • MysteryMeat

                THIS THIS THIS GIRL THIS!

                One of my #unpopularblackopinions was “We actually have good representation in media so chill”

                The kids didn’t feel me on that one. Respectability politics abound from the same people who claim to not be on the respectability politics train.

              • GirlMelanie86

                I feel like I’ve been upvoting all your comments, lol. But this ^^^^ right here is hella on point.

        • It was something to watch during the Ohio St/Va Tech commercials. I will say it’s more appealing than basketball wives, I’m not paying cable to watch bishes yell at eachother

          • FILTHIER

            The problem with basketball wives is they all try to act too tough and entitled. They don’t soften up, they don’t act like women, they act like crabs. STD crabs. They’re never vulnerable and it’s repulsive.
            The other problem is there’s no MEN. Who wants to sit and stare at a hen house all day? Pecking at each other over every little thing. Itr’s disturbing.

            • miss t-lee

              “The other problem is there’s no MEN. Who wants to sit and stare at a hen house all day? ”

              Whew, chile. You said a word.

              • Aye Bee

                Amen

          • MysteryMeat

            Go Bucks!

        • Wild Cougar

          I’m sure there is something you watch that Black twitter would consider trash. But we get that you want to set yourself apart. If you have a white boss, you should let them know you don’t watch “those shows”. It might get you a raise or at least a pat on the head.

          • I don’t care about my boss’ opinion of me. I carry about my people’s opinions of themselves and each other. I loved Galavant BTW. Black twitter was not a fan.

            • Wild Cougar

              Black Twitter doesn’t care about your preferences. Black people don’t either. You can be “special” to the white people where it will be properly appreciated and rewarded. We have no need for it here, our opinions of ourselves will be just fine.

              • Black Twitter cares about everything. It is pretty entertaining. Its really the only reason to be on twitter aside from George Takei.

      • Asiyah

        I’m one of those lol

        • GirlMelanie86

          Me too, lol

  • RewindingtonMaximus

    My comment was too good to be screwed over by Disqus…I will have my revenge.

  • HeyBooHey

    The most important thing I took away from the entire episode was RayJ stating to Princess, straight-faced, “you ain’t get wit no square”. I’ve decided that no more who I’m speaking to or what the topic is, I will utter that phrase on the daily. Already said it to my momma twice since Tuesday

    • RewindingtonMaximus

      Did she hit you afterwards?

      • HeyBooHey

        She’s in NY, I’m in DC. She also didn’t understand what the h*ll I meant so I got away with it lol

        • RewindingtonMaximus

          Oh you’re smart. But duck when you visit, she might remember

          • HeyBooHey

            Knowing her, I’m more worried she’ll try to be hip and make up a lame response involving a shape -_-

            • RewindingtonMaximus

              Wow. You’re so screwed.

    • Mika

      LMAO I thought i was the only one who caught that. Like, wait, did you just try to justify your behavior with that?

      • HeyBooHey

        That was really his honest reasoning. And he meant it with every fiber of his being. Sonya must look at him and wonder why she even bothered to roll over the night he was conceived

  • HeyBooHey

    Only reason I’m here for his reign is that he lives in, swims in and fully acknowledges that he is a boy of inadequate f**cks. He’s the anti-Drake on a great many levels. It’s apparent his man meat must do wonderous things though for these women to be bending over at all angles to stay with this dude

    • RewindingtonMaximus

      I’m just trying to imagine what fairy god mother decided that because Brandy could sing, act and be a musical staple for 2 decades but also be the harbinger of Death, that Ray J was gonna not be able to sing or act, but have that Death Ray D in his pants that ruins lives, makes careers for Armenians, and gives young boys hope that being a simp is never an option.

      • HeyBooHey

        For every “Brandy”, there is an equal and opposite “RayJ”

        • RewindingtonMaximus

          I think maybe 10 Ray J’s instead of 1 for every Brandy.

          But she’s still the harbinger of Death, she got dead folks in every corner of her life

          • HeyBooHey

            “the harbinger of Death”….sir, leave us smh

            • RewindingtonMaximus

              I saw a meme (that’s how you know this post will be awful) about how many people have died around Brandy. I laughed it off at first, but it still did make me wonder.

              And no matter what anyone says….she did kill someone. Or maybe play a big hand in someone’s death. Whatever wording makes people happy

              • GirlMelanie86

                Who did she kill? The lady in the car accident? I thought she was a few cars behind her.

                • RewindingtonMaximus

                  The inertia from her vehicle when it hit the vehicle in front of her is what ended up causing the mass collision and killing the individual in question. Brandy was sued for it.

                  • FILTHIER

                    Who are her other victims?

                    • RewindingtonMaximus

                      Um how do I put this….the meme stated it wasn’t that she necessarily killed people, but rather many people around her who were close to her are now dead.

                    • FILTHIER

                      Who? I looked for the meme and I can’t find it.

                    • RewindingtonMaximus

                      I’m trying to find it and I’m not getting any luck. Its just something I saw on Reddit under Black Twitter last week.

                    • FILTHIER

                      Okay. So let’s maybe put the harbinger thing on ice lol

                    • RewindingtonMaximus

                      Fine fine you win, I’ll play nice.

                    • FILTHIER

                      Mama is pleased. Thank you love.

                    • RewindingtonMaximus

                      Anytime mama, anytime.

                    • cryssi

                      Will you two please stop it???

                      Lol, yall are making me feel bad for laughing at death. Death is not funny….but I’m laughing

      • LOL I can’t deal with you calling Brandy the Harbinger of Death LMAO. Damn it…she does have A LOT of bodies tho >_>

        • RewindingtonMaximus

          I’m just saaaaaaaaaaayin……..if she walked around with a black cloak and a scythe, I would no longer be surprised.

    • tgtaggie

      It has to be. I just don’t get how a guy like Willie gets away with his ain’t sh*tness.

      • HeyBooHey

        There’s a-plenty of Willie-like guys getting away with the same ain’t sh*tness in these streets with far less to offer the world

        • tgtaggie

          Its frustrating to see bc a guy like me who is more of an introvert dude and struggle with confidence with women and etc. and to see Willie-like dudes pull women who can do so much better than him.

          • HeyBooHey

            Don’t struggle or get frustrated, Beloved! Some, like me, prefer the quiet types over the TurnUp WillieJ dudes. Get out, find a way to fake the confidence til you build it up and learn to step outside of your comfort zone.

          • FILTHIER

            It isn’t natural for a woman to want a man who isn’t confident, because women naturally look for strength and confidence. It’s chore to have to prop someone up….as a mother the idea of having to instill confidence into another adult is the opposite of sexy. You know what is a great book? The Art of Seduction by Robert Greene. I learned alot about my confidence issues after reading it.

    • FILTHIER

      They aren’t quality chicks they are Los Angeles Thirstbuckets. They just want to figure out how they can use him for exposure.

      • HeyBooHey

        And he wants to expose. Win-Win I suppose *shrugs*

        Meanwhile, LA Thirstbuckets def sounds like the finest of ratchet sports teams

        • FILTHIER

          I do hair extensions and I know many players on this team.

          • SoloBolo

            Um, let’s be friends! I want to see this side of LA

            • FILTHIER

              Are you out here? The places I can take you….!!!

              • SoloBolo

                Yes ma’am! Over in Santa Monica. Take me everywhere, I want to see it all! lol

                • FILTHIER

                  http://www.weavemastertam.com save my number. We can go to a Kiss and Grind to pop off the madness.

                  • SoloBolo

                    Ok, dope! I’ll text you so you have my info.

                    • cryssi

                      I want to meet you all….but I live in Detroit

    • Asiyah

      I don’t think it’s his man meat. I’ve thought about this for a full 45 seconds and I’ve concluded it must be that women see him as “vulnerable” because they think his no f*cks given attitude is a mask, hiding a sensitive soul, and they want to nurture him, when really these women are so so stupid lol

      • HeyBooHey

        I believe your conclusion has produced what some call the “a-ha moment”. I gave it -27 thoughts but your explanation makes ALL of the sense

        • Asiyah

          45 seconds is about as much time as I can take to make sense

      • JustKit

        Hoping they can unlock “One Wish” Ray

        • FILTHIER

          This comment got slept on.

        • PK

          Lol!!!

      • Charlotte

        Naw. It’s the D. Have you seen it? It’s enough to make the most clear minded of women go insane.

        These chicks are already crazy and/or thirsty. That’s less work he has to put in.

        • FILTHIER

          Isn’t it kind of skinny? I forget.

          • Charlotte

            That’s Chris Brown. Ray J is a nice size, but not as large as Stevie J, if I remember correctly.

            SN: it’s truly a shame how often I look at ‘leaked’ peen pics. I think I have too much time on my hands.

            • SimplePseudonym

              hahaha

              So I “incognito window” Googled and found a clip of the infamous video. I’s nice, BUT there are definitely many more like it in LA and everywhere. It’s the simple brains of these simple women with no self-esteem. To support that statement, just look at Hazel E.’s passion for Berg last season.

              I now hate the term “hold me down,” by the way, and it’s all because of Hazel E.

        • FILTHIER

          It’s not the D though, this is LA. Girls will date famous guys because they are famous guys. Something about being the chosen one makes you feel special. I was guilty of this in my younger years.

          • Charlotte

            Ah. The need to feel special. All women have that. It doesn’t matter the age. Some men exploit that need. These men can be famous, rich, or homeless. If they know how to satisfy and exploit that need, they will always have a woman to call theirs. See Yung Joc, any hood pimp, and your nearest professional baby daddy if you need an example.

            • FILTHIER

              Yes, the need to feel special trumps all. Will have you giving them money and helping them in their time of need and everything, just to be the special one.

          • PK

            You should have your own blog. I would read it.

            • FILTHIER

              It would have to be completely anonymous or people would come after me for maximum killage.

          • But these girls aren’t young or maybe they look old as shiggity..anywho..if that’s all they need to “have arrived”, let me never show up!! lmao

  • Don’t worry, he will be in Guantanamo the day after Kanye takes office.

    • RewindingtonMaximus

      Somehow Ray J being waterboarded only emphasizes my need to worry that he will become the Nelson Mandela of d i c k heads.

      • FILTHIER

        Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds super rad if you don’t know what either of those things are.

        • RewindingtonMaximus

          Should we make pamphlets for fun? Just to see what people would think after they compliment our handiwork and find out what it really means

      • Could you imagine a Ray-J movement? It would be the first time I would be in favor of a military crackdown on American civilians.

        • RewindingtonMaximus

          I don’t imagine it my friend, I see it on my block all the time. But I don’t expect much out of poor people with minimal life views.

          But people with potential? That’s when I’m siding with everyone else on the Second Amendment.

    • Asiyah

      he may end up there, but he can always say he hit it first…

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