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- i guess
from roissy in DC¹ (if you ever imagined what a white, alpha-obsessed, “all-Id and arsonist all the time” version of vsb would look like, visit his blog)
Men move the discussion forward. Women swap recipes and beauty tips.
Men debate. Women wheedle.
Men confront. Women slander.
Men act. Women plot.
Men invent. Women benefit.
Men are passionate. Women are passion parasites.
Men cheat. Women betray.
Men withdraw. Women shit test.
Men kill. Women play let’s you and him fight.
Men are emotionally distant. Women are emotionally manipulative.
Men’s Achilles’ heel is pride. Women’s Achilles’ heel is vanity.
Men die younger. Women live slower.
Men think loftily. Women think grubbily.
Men are expendable. Women are perishable.
Men humiliate. Women shame.
Men bluster. Women preen.
Men break barriers. Women co-opt broken barriers.
Men design. Women utilize.
Men self-serve. Women self-delude.
Men fuck. Women barter.
Men are funny. Women are melodramatic.
Men look at the sun. Women look in the mirror.
Men sexualize. Women characterize.
Men eat. Women indulge.
Men aspire. Women inspire.
Men love freely. Women love desperately.
discuss, dissect, and debate and shit.
also, how’s your bracket looking right now? (g-town losing last night really f*cked me up)
¹btw, the entry this was taken from is titled “the most misogynistic blog post on the internet”, which suggests its a bit of intentionally derisive self-satire not to be taken too literally…until, of course, you look through his archives and see that he’s serious. basically, its like yung berg and camron recording a surprisingly self-aware parody/collabo called “darkbutt bitches”
—the champ
*gettin’ bucket of popcorn and a comfy chair to see responses for this*
@legitimate_soul,
*Pulls up a pop chair next to legitimate_soul, cracks open a beer, thinking to himself “This should be good. What a way to start the weekend off, Champ.”*
*gettin’ bucket of popcorn and a comfy chair to see responses for this* I’m bout to watch this in fascination like Ceely watched Albert (Mister) try to cook for Shug.
@legitimate_soul,
its not kettle corn, is it? if so, i’ll be over shortly
@The Champ,
*passing Champ the bucket*
Damn.
This post just makes me wanna say, “fuck ya’ll women n sh*t”.
That’s it for me. Carry on.
@Officer Ricky,
so basically this post turned you into donnie mcclurkin?
@The Champ,
you’se a lie…you know donnie renounced his renouncement of women lol *tee hee hee*
@Officer Ricky,
what happened to yesterdays love??? where’s the love like black eyed peas asked? where i say!!!!!
I want to know the name of the woman that sent him to this place. She cut him bad and deep.
@SweetMagnoliaBrown,
@bittersweet’s baby,
great imagery. thanks for ruining my toast and high tea
This is bullshyt.and
That is really giving it to much credit.
So. Anyone got interesting plans?
@shay-d-lady,
“So. Anyone got interesting plans?”
I’m going to try skiing this weekend. I don’t like the cold and me trying to get myself down a mountain is going to make for quite an interesting experience.
@shay-d-lady,
I’m leaving for Vegas in the morning with my homie, his friends, his girlfriend and HER friends.The only person I know is him. Idk how she feels about him inviting me all random-like…. Oughta be an interesting weekend alright. LOL
@Selah,
There better be a story on Monday about that.
@ComicBookGuy,
Nuh uhhh…what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, lol!
@Smiley Face,
You know what? You’re right, but if there is a movie made about this scenario and the happenings that it will entail, we’ll know where it came from.
@Selah, The only person I know is him. Idk how she feels about him inviting me all random-like….
So, um, are you Champ’s version of the mistress? (just kidding….not really)
@Ivyette, lol- no really.
@shay-d-lady,
Anyone got interesting plans?
I was thinking biking/running on Saturday… but it seems like it’ll rain. We’ll see. What you got going on lady?
(This author needs Baby Jesus and then some.
)
@Sula, I thought about going biking as well if the weather holds up. I usually hit Terry Hershey park along Buffalo Bayou between SH6 and BW8. Where do you ride?
@Caballeroso,
Terry Hershey park is MY trail!!! Wow! We might have passed each other!
I usually ride between Wilcrest and HW6… Haven’t been on a long ride in a minute.
This week-end I might hit Memorial Park… but Saturday looks so gloomy… *sad face* –>
@Sula, I dont know, I was thinking of trying acupuncture saturday. Anyone else ever tried it? what do you think about the process?
@shay-d-lady,
Never tried. But one of my co-worker did and he swears all of his allergies are gone.
I have an appointment scheduled for next week… Go ahead and tell me how you liked it.
@shay-d-lady,
Sushi and The Crazies on Friday with a new chick.
Scotch Bar on Saturday. It’ll probably end badly.
@Shay,
The Crazies that fiyah. No lie!
@Stank-0,
tru dat tru dat… to bad my parents did me the disservice of not letting watch scary movies when I was young, a whole theater of people and I’m the only one jumping ’cause of the suspense. smh
@shay-d-lady,
*totally nignores the b*chassness & tomfoolery of the sensitive thug’s post*
I’m going to try to finish packing up my house so we can make the move across the state. Part of me is not loving the packing, but a bigger part of me can’t wait!.
@shay-d-lady,
I’m going in FULL chill mode this weekend..meaning I ain’t doing ISHT! lol
@shay-d-lady
“So.Anyone got any interesting plans”
I’m heading to Paris this weekend for an alumni cocktail for my university.
@KayBeezy, paris…..TN?
@shay-d-lady,
i’m going to watch basketball all weekend. i also plan to eat every meal between now and sunday at a different location
plan deez, btw
@shay-d-lady,
I’ll be chaperoning a sleep over and a skating party for my friend’s 9 year old daughter on Saturday. Should be comical. Sunday…mall and movies.
@shay-d-lady,
Bballin, Dranking, Smoking, Straight West Coastin! LOL
@V Renee,
(Chris Rock voice) ain’t nuttin’ wrong with that!! =)
Bond.
@shay-d-lady, I’m going to be doing interviews for 10 eager applicants…Brunch, and some shopping. Its going to be awesome. Hopefully the weather stays nice for all of this…
And that dude is straight trippin…he needs a lil therapy…or chexual healing.
@shay-d-lady, I think Im headed to the gun range this weekend…and I’m thinking I might just print this post and make it my target…
That is all.
I am thankful that the men in my life that matter to me don’t have a similar viewpoint.
@MzKang,
i’m thankful for deez
what. in. the. fcuk. is. this. smut?
champ, kick his ass. haha. just kidding. because that’s what roissy would want me to say….but i mean, really, this is a list of very general statements (or is it a poem? rebellious haiku with no respect for the rules of traditional haikudom?) that don’t necessarily mean anything. so, whatevers.
let’s talk about something else, k?
@charli skipper,
I applaud, cosign, and give two thumbs up to your whole comment. Champ just needs to go over and give this dude an azz whooping, and tell him to GET OVER IT. Then someone, PLEASE, find him a new girlfriend. Because clearly the one
that left his loser azz that he had just hurt him. lolI mean, some of what he said was funny… but there was just too much negativity about ALL women going on for me.
@Selah,
eff my abilities with the strike key. lol I meant:
clearly the one that
left his loser arsehe had, hurt him.@Selah,
I hate when that happensWhoops.
@charli skipper,
why do ya’ll want me to get into fights and sh*t? how will i blog if i hurt my hands?
I’ve read this dude’s archives – I was midly amused by his blatant and unapologetic mysogyny until I ran across posts that compared women of different ethnicities. Read some very disgusting comments about black women and our many faults – physical and personality traits. These comments were horrifically racist. Every stereotype and generalization you could make about ethnic groups was present in his posts and comments.
No I’m not linking them because I’m not giving that fool any more traffic.
Ugh. Sorry to be a wet blanket but this guy sucks donkey balls.
I know this really isn’t contributing to the conversation but I’ve been lurking forever so I know tangents and wet blankets are welcome.
@Juiceandberries,
welcome and sh*t. and yeah, you’re right, wet blankets are always welcome, especially at gem of the ocean’s apartment
@Juiceandberries,
i browsed too and was also disgusted. i don’t think it’s VS of a VSB to give that fool any traffic. discussion is fine… but unlink his racist arse. booooo to him!
@Muze,
okay now that i see the march madness tag… i can accept the post. lol.
no human male is doing anything but talking about bball these days. for some reason i can’t get into college bball like i do the NBA. maybe bc they’re too young for me to be lusting after.
lol
@Muze,
actually, i’m the exact same way. i’m much more of an nba dude than a college ball guy, but i still love them both.
unlink deez, btw
@Juiceandberries,
I saw his other trash too. Now why in the world would VSB post something from this dude? He obviously has some serious issues!
@Juiceandberries,
thanks for doing what i didn’t want to!
i’m having a great friday so i aint tryin to upset it!
*goes back to yesterday’s post to feel the warm and fuzziness..
Can’t deal with generalizations today.
*browses away
@KaNisa,
just wanted to tell you the facebook stuff on your page is hilarious
No.
@trin-trin,
Bwahahaha! That’s hilarious!
@trin-trin,
Yep. That was my response too.
@trin-trin,
know deez
Men die younger. Women live slower. is especially biting.
Someone’s cynical. I can understand that. I was in a bad place after things went bad with my ex-fiance…but I couldn’t stay cynical. Y’all (women, VSS, especially) are just too beautiful and wonderful to vilify forever. Hopefully he’s removed himself from the dating pool so he doesn’t force his baggage on some poor woman who in turns cuts TNN…(thus repeating the cycle).
Folks gotta be self-aware and realize that their actions effect those around them. I stopped dating after the fiance fiasco because I knew I was toxic to everyone around me. I told myself I wasn’t gonna use a chick as a rebound, even though it still happened, I like to think I minimized the damage to the community in general since my rebound chick was
unbalanceda gold diggasomething else.It is what
I tell myself to soothe my guilty conscienceit is.@Shay,
Mmmhmm… you still on punishment! Don’t think this lil act of contrition & sista-adoration gets you off the hook. Now compliment at least five of us today in passing and we’ll reconsider.
@Shay,
“Folks gotta be self-aware and realize that their actions effect those around them. I stopped dating after the fiance fiasco because I knew I was toxic to everyone around me. I told myself I wasn’t gonna use a chick as a rebound, even though it still happened, I like to think I minimized the damage to the community in general since my rebound chick was unbalanced a gold digga something else.”
That is what i did. I tried to f**k my way out of it but it felt funny inside trying to do it. Plus I had a hectic schedule so I didn’t have a lot of time to chase p***y. I just fell back and re-evaluated everything.
@Humble_One,
but it felt funny inside trying to do it. .
Naw that was that, nevermind, it’s Friday. I’ll leave you alone.
@V Renee,
Don’t start nothing you can’t finish.
@V Renee,
Don’t start nothing you can’t finish. .
Awwwwww you told a funny! Kudos. LOL
@V Renee,
“Awwwwww you told a funny! Kudos. LOL”
Yes I did. And maybe one day one of your jokes will do the same.
@ Humble,
I’ll go ahead and add sarcasm to the list of things Detroit people don’t get.
Eh. It is probably way less misogynistic than when I posted nothing but Hypnotize Camp Posse songs about head, pimping, and assorted anti-feminist song topics on twitter for about an hour and a half.
If he is trying to be controversial, Dash thinks he may have failed.
If he is venting, then Dash still thinks he failed. Venting is for the women-folk. Men are supposed to keep their emotions bottled up inside, and express their feelings of frustration, loss, and longing on the pitch, weight bench, grid iron, or court.
Men and poetry SMH, what kind of sensitive thuggery is this?
@Dash
“Men and poetry SMH, what kind of sensitive thuggery is this?”
This made me smile.
@KayBeezy,
Now that is funny. Those two words don’t even belong in the same sentence.
@Dash,
“Venting is for the women-folk. Men are supposed to keep their emotions bottled up inside, and express their feelings of frustration, loss, and longing on the pitch, weight bench, grid iron, or court.”
Ain’t nothing wrong with venting. You only have so long to do it. You have to face your hurt and deal with it head on. Trying to hold it in and ignore it just makes it worse.
@Dash,
Sensitve thugs, they all need hugs
@Dash,
Men are supposed to keep their emotions bottled up inside, and express their feelings of frustration, loss, and longing on the pitch, weight bench, grid iron, or court.
you forgot the hospital room, gurney, and hearse
Aaaah misogyny….
Anywhos, does anyone know of a really quick way of relieving muscle soreness. My quad and hamstrings are so tight right now they feel like they’ll snap off, and I need to do a group run Saturday. Any and all suggestions are welcome.
I’ve already done all the streches I can think of and nothing doing
@ofloveandotherdemons,
Try a castor oil pack (stop looking at me that way, lol) you take a washcloth, soak it in castor oil, place on the muscle and wrap it with plastic wrap then a towel. (I said stop looking at me that way, lol)
@ofloveandotherdemons,
Yikes! Sore quads suck. I don’t have any other remedies…but to keep working out. On lunch, take a brisk walk, stretch…try to keep the muscles engaged as much as possible. That works for me.
@ofloveandotherdemons, try dynamic stretching instead of static stretching. This means you wanna do moving stretches (walking lunges, band kicks, frog leags, lying hurdles, etc).
@ofloveandotherdemons,
“does anyone know of a really quick way of relieving muscle soreness”
truck sex
@ofloveandotherdemons,
Get a deep tissue massage. Mention you want the Sports special, massage places usually do have one… especially in Cali (that’s where you are, right?)
Happy Running!
@everyone
Thanks one and all. I’ll try the dynamic stretching and some light exercise tonight see if that works. The massage sounds lovely but I doubt any place is open at 7pm.
My bracket’s already busted on the first day!
‘Men cheat. Women betray.’ My favorite.
@Da Iceman,
My bracket was all busted too but it doesnt matter. Let’s Ho UK. J Wall and Cousins to the rescue.*J wall dance*
@Ivy St.,
why UK gotta be a ho?
@Da Iceman,
i was sooo gonna pick old dominion over notre dame. and i SWORE that’s what I selected. CHEEEEZED!!!
To quote someone we all know “discuss and debate and shit deez”- Leaves room shaking head at this ish on a Friday post*
@bajanflchick,
lol at “on a friday” like fridays are hallowed ground and sh*t
@The Champ,
They are…you need a memo…and no I’m not bout to “Memo Deez” so hush, lol
@ ofloveandotherdemos – a hot bath soak does wonders usually then a good massage.
I’ve been a silent fan of this vv smart blog then this happened!
generalizations make my skin curdle! here (nairobi, kenya) at the moment one going around i supposed is:
men provide. women parasitically leach of any living thing.
i deduce this from the way men carry themselves when they step up to a sista; brandishing what money/status/power they think your interested in.
please fool! i know that u borrowed that beema from ur working dad whom ur not even giving a chance to retire since he’s still supporting ur jobless self!
but i do love the blogs!
@georgie,
welcome and sh*t.
i’ve always had a soft spot for kenyans, ever since my grad school RA betsy. she was the sh*t
The Smartest Man could not outsmart the Dumbest Woman.
Any thoughts?
My other question is: Can one have more than one soulmate?
Let’s Talk
@TheHallway/TheSunk(Sh!tUNeed2Know),
I like that 2nd question and I’ll say: Yes.
@TheHallway/TheSunk(Sh!tUNeed2Know),
My other question is: Can one have more than one soulmate?
Let’s Talk
better question: do soulmates even exist?
@The Champ, even better than the..erm better question
How do you define a soulmate?
@michaboa,
Well in Eat, Pray, Love, Richard from Texas tells the author this about soulmates.
A true soul mate is a mirror, the person who shows you everything that’s holding you back, the person who brings you to your own attention so you can change your life. A true soul mate is probably the most important person you’ll ever meet, because they tear down your walls and
smack you awake.
@The Champ,
this is some real sh*t:
Men cheat. Women betray
Men’s Achilles heel is pride. Women’s Achilles heel is vanity.
I bet you didn’t have that Murray St. over Vandy?
@knightnick, “I bet you didn’t have that Murray St. over Vandy?”
actually, i did. but i DID NOT have ohio over g’town. and had nova lost, my bracket woulda been all messed up. i initially thought that this tourney was gonna be kinda boring, but 3 OTs in the first day – i’m pleasantly surprised and hope the rest of the games are just as good.
@a plus,
yeah it has been a great tourney.
@knightnick,
I bet you didn’t have that Murray St. over Vandy?
i didnt. i don’t trust teams that i havent seen play, so i couldn’t pick them. still, i should have known better than to trust f*cking vanderbilt and their pussy-ass australian center
Champ…I guess you just didn’t feel like writing a post today huh? O_o
@Smiley Face,
You read that tag about March Madness??? LOL
@miss t-lee,
LMAO!!! he REALLY didn’t feel like writing one, lol!
@Smiley Face,
If he’s like every other b-ball fan I know, March Madness is trumping everything right now.
@miss t-lee,
Girl …I got one ret now..I swear Mr Mister got the shakes from withdrawal of watching the games during the day, lol!
@Smiley Face,
LMAO!!! I know productivity is gonna be slim to none in the ofc. today. Folks got they brackets ready to go. Last yr our connection was slowed down considerably due to folks watching the games…lol
Damn, damn, damn. How you gon’ start a Friday like that!?
Giving Champ MAJOR side-eye…
Where daheezy did this list come from?
My response – courtesy of JokersRevenge.com
Men are like Laxatives
…….. They irritate the crap out of you.
Men are like Bananas
…….. The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like Weather
…….. Nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like Blenders
…….. You need One, but you’re not quite sure why.
@SexyCool,
This is funny!
@SexyCool,
Men are like Blenders
…….. You need One, but you’re not quite sure why.
this is how i feel about my passport now
@The Champ,
“this is how i feel about my passport now”
how else are you gonna come back for Caribana in Toronto???
After the first few lines of these “insights” all I heard was the teacher in Peanuts: wah wah wah-wah wah wah wah. fin.
@VeronicaCorningstoneD,
You too? LMAO
Oh yeah…I checked out ol’ boys blog as well.
*yawn*
Funny, I’m reading this book called When God Was a Woman. I would let that poem or whatever marinate and sh*t. But im not. Cheerio!
@Tahirah,
how’s the book?
After a careful review of .00002 percent of his past work, including “The XVI Commandments of Poon,” I am officially cconcerned about the hapless young women who are undoubtedly gagged and bound in his basement. The FBI can use the embedded link to his site as probable cause, right?
@bittersweet’s baby,
I peeped the “The XVI Commandments of Poon” too. As a cat with two sisters I would like to have this dude put on some sort of a watch list. Sounds like he could be an antagonist on Criminal Minds.
@Wuyoung Agent of M.E., agreed
@bittersweet’s baby,
I am sure if we remove the (very convenient) veneer of the Internet… That joker might just be a very frustrated geek trying to avenge his countless nights alone by attempting
and miserably failingto be witty with it.#UltimateFail… and #NextPlease.
@Sula,
I think this might be true of 85% of the internet.
@bittersweet’s baby,
“The XVI Commandments of Poon”
i havent read this but i have to admit, thats a pretty good title for a blog entry. i’m actually a bit jealous i didnt think of that first
Mister, somebody didn’t you love right.
Who wrote this Don Draper?
What kind of grown man generalizes this much? His father, mother, and every other homo sapien that he has ever met failed him.
Hey Roissy in DC, go change your tampon and hire a life coach.
@Wuyoung Agent of M.E.,
“Hey Roissy in DC, go change your tampon and hire a life coach.”
I was gonna toss him a pad for his panties and isht, but I didn’t wanna seem like the resident bytch in here.
@miss t-lee,
I’ve got you back, sister. *sips coffee*
@miss t-lee,
I was gonna toss him a pad for his panties and isht, but I didn’t wanna seem like the resident bytch in here.
no throat punch????
@The Champ,
The first day of Spring is tomorrow. I’m in a good mood today, but trust a throat punch is always lurking right under the surface…lol
Have you ever known something was probably going to be a mistake, but wanted to go for it anyway? Generally, I have a no return policy – that is, a policy of never re-entering a relationship with someone with whom it didn’t work out with before. I always figure that for the same reasons it didn’t work before, it wouldn’t work again. However, this lady who had me sprung after a 10-day fling (yes, it’s an embarrassing admission, but whatever!) has reappeared. She looks good, both on paper and in person. Our 2006 fling ended because she went back to her ex. Now, magically, after breaking up with her fiance 3-weeks ago (who is not the same as the ex she left me for), we have hung out twice and I’m already feeling her like crazy. Obviously she’s rebounding. If anyone else were describing this scenario to me, I’d respond by asking if they were stupid, desperate, or just dumb; however, being in the situation myself, I’m thinking “no risk, no reward, right?” Aside from the obvious, any thoughts?
@Caballeroso,
You know the answer to this already.
@Caballeroso,
what miss t-lee said…
if the scenario was different maybe but ole girl has a pattern….leave it alone
@Caballeroso,
It couldn’t have been that serious if it was just 10 days that you dealt with her. Why did she leave you for her ex? Why did she break-up with her fiance? In 4 years she has broke been engaged and in a serious relationship with 2 dudes other than you. I would say smash and leave it alone but it seems that you have some feelings there so I would say leave it alone completely.
@Caballeroso,
Sounds like she’s a chronic dater…one of those people who just can’t be single. bouncing from one relationship to another…never allowing any time in between for self-reflection, healing, etc.
You know it’s not gonna be different this time around. Spare yourself.
@Caballeroso,
Frat, you might have to step back from this one. I know it is going to be difficult, but like T-Lee said, you already know what the answer is because you had to question it.
@Caballeroso,
know it for what it is – you’re the rebound guy. Expect 2-4 months of being the best thing since sliced bread (because you’re everything the fiance was not) before she realizes either a)she was tripping and returns to the fiance or b)you being everything the fiance isn’t – still isn’t enough. But it’ll be a great 2-4 months — that is, unless/until you get your heart trampled.
@Caballeroso, Quit before you end up like ole dude, writing long arse generic, mysgonist poems that are only partially true and you end up as a post during March Madness when Champ is too busy watching games to post
@Plain Ole Peyso,
LMAO
@Plain Ole Peyso,
::snickering::
@Plain Ole Peyso,
bwaahahaha. word.
@Plain Ole Peyso,
*daps*
@Plain Ole Peyso,
*mort
(dead in francais).
@Plain Ole Peyso, LOL… I’m glad someone said it- Champ get it together.
@Caballeroso, You know what, I say life is short, you gotta do what makes you happy. But ONLY if you think you can enjoy hanging with this chick without getting too caught up. If you’re the type to fall hard and get your feelings involved quickly then I would say stay away. But if you think you can just be chill and enjoy it for what it is, then go for it.
Yes, ole girl sounds like she gets bored easily and needs to bounce around, but like I said, f*ck it, you only live once…. Could be the craziest next couple months of your life lol
@BKSweetheart,
f*ck it, you only live once…. Could be the craziest next couple months of your life lol .
I say the same thing too.
@Caballeroso,
Ok, do you just want to hit it… or are you considering potential long term? Because trust me, I have been this chick before. I have had my “Caballerosos” waiting in the wings… and I am sure at least one of them plots a murder of me right now… and trust me I still believe I didn’t do anything wrong.
Take it from the horse’s mouth, if you feel like you can handle it, go for it…. because it has the potential to be very earth chattering (both good and bad)… If you think you are in a good place right now and don’t need more unnecessary stress, then dude: LEAVE IT THE HECK ALONE. Trust me, it can only end badly for every body involved… I am talking public breakdowns and shameful dialogues… not worth it.
@Caballeroso,
dont think this is going to end well.
@Caballeroso, “Have you ever known something was probably going to be a mistake, but wanted to go for it anyway?”
Cab… you already know what you gonna do. Why you asking us? Just don’t let it affect you- seriously… don’t get caught-up… b!tches ain’t nuthin but hoes and tricks (just for affect ladies)
**reads blog..scratches head..glances at blog again**
“Phone it in Friday” huh Champ? Can’t be mad, I ain’t do ish today either homie..
@Tx10inch,
that’s what I got out of it.
Bond.
I don’t really know what to say about this. After reading a few comments left by VSS i decided to check out dude’s blog. And the VSS were right. I’m guessing he has been hurt or he keeps dealing with the same type of women. A lot of his posts sounds like a dude that is no older than 25. A lot of generalization is in that list. If this is how he feels he really needs evaluate the type of women he is attracted to. I didn’t read all his posts but the few that I did read gives tips on dealing with the worse type of women. If she is a stand up chic all of what he is saying (that I read) is BS.
@Humble_One,
“And the VSS were right.”
Awwww..we know, we know.
Generalizations suck. Someone must have emotionally stomped a mudhole in this guy’s ass for him. Sucks to be him. Writing this must be a way to pass the time until his balls grow back. Let me stop.
The only thing I can take from this is that song “Women Lie, Men Lie” by Yo Gotti and Lil Wayne will bang the hell out your trunk. Volume goes us when that song comes on.
Also, yesterday showed me why I had no intention of doing a bracket at all this year, whether it was for money at work or just to do one for fun on ESPN. College basketball was about as unpredictable as college football this year and yesterday showed just that. My Longhorns let me down but with the way they played down the stretch this season, I had a feeling Wake would get them. Georgetown on the other hand, I know everyone’s bracket is f*cked because of that.
@ComicBookGuy, Georgetown on the other hand, I know everyone’s bracket is f*cked because of that.
yes indeedy. i knew g’town was schizo, but i thought they’d bring the heat for the tourney. guess not.
@a plus,
mine is messed up because of marquette.
damn them!! when can i get a do-over bracket? how is your prez doing in his?
@ComicBookGuy,
“My Longhorns let me down but with the way they played down the stretch this season”
They have truly been on that good bs this whole season…ugh!
If you dont think some of these are true, namely the ones below, we’re kidding ourselves.
Men act. Women plot.
Maybe men need to plot more because we do alot of dumb sh!t b/c we didnt think it through. Scorned women plot on how to get revenge. Scorned men just go into a store and shoot everyone.
Men cheat. Women betray.
This is mostly because we define it this way. A man cheats, he’s a low down cheater. A woman cheats she has betrayed her marriage and her parents and kids too.
Men kill. Women play let’s you and him fight.
Man, I swear there was a post about this. You aint seen a women pop off in the mouth and then get her boyf popped in the mouth b/c she was talking reckless?
Men’s Achilles’ heel is pride. Women’s Achilles’ heel is vanity.
I didnt get this one. This was the same damn thing. Isnt vanity a subset of pride?
Men die younger. Women live slower.
Agree.
Men self-serve. Women self-delude.
This is especially true for many relationships. Men are in it for themselves (sometimes to protect their hearts, most times to get a nut). Women trick themselves that he’s in it to win it.
Men fuck. Women barter.
Aint this what happens in marriage?
Men sexualize. Women characterize.
Yes, I dont know if this is a bad thing. Men think chex first. Women usually not so much. Dont we have all these books and posts about how men sexualize women and sh!t. Men should probably do more characterizing.
Thats all i got to say about that
@Plain Ole Peyso,
Where is the ignore button when you need it? LOL
Yeah, G-Town and the whole Big East, are killing my bracket, I’m going to need Syracuse, Pitt and West Virginia, to not be on some bullsh*t today…
I’ve read his stuff before (he’s kind of a big deal among 2520 males in DC) and I think his “material” works on 2520 women. ONLY!
He is right about no being so pressed but that’s pretty basic (like 2+2=4) information.
I think it says alot about the dating environment in DC that he is able to get play.
I quoted the post and got stuck in moderation, smh. If you dont think some of these are true, namely the ones below, we’re kidding ourselves.
Men act. Women plot.
Maybe men need to plot more because we do alot of dumb sh!t b/c we didnt think it through. Scorned women plot on how to get revenge. Scorned men just go into a store and shoot everyone.
Men cheat. Women betray.
This is mostly because we define it this way. A man cheats, he’s a low down cheater. A woman cheats she has betrayed her marriage and her parents and kids too.
Men kill. Women play let’s you and him fight.
Man, I swear there was a post about this. You aint seen a women pop off in the mouth and then get her boyf popped in the mouth b/c she was talking reckless?
Men’s Achilles’ heel is pride. Women’s Achilles’ heel is vanity.
I didnt get this one. This was the same damn thing. Isnt vanity a subset of pride?
Men die younger. Women live slower.
Agree. Women smell the flowers, men stomp on them.
Men self-serve. Women self-delude.
This is especially true for many relationships. Men are in it for themselves (sometimes to protect their hearts, most times to get a nut). Women trick themselves that he’s in it to win it.
Men fcuk. Women barter.
Aint this what happens in marriage?
Men sexualize. Women characterize.
Men think chex first. Women usually not so much. Dont we have all these books and posts about how men sexualize women and sh!t. Men should probably do more characterizing.
Thats all i got to say about that, but overall, this dude is looney as a bat.
@Plain Ole Peyso,
“I quoted the post and got stuck in moderation, smh. If you dont think some of these are true, namely the ones below, we’re kidding ourselves. ”
Nope…your same entry is upthread. Quit lyin! You just wanted to promote his (your) writing. (teasing)
You ain’t got to lie, Craig!
*exhaling*
Dude’s post is not worth dissecting. He is clearly TRYING to be controversial; probably to support his self-esteem and/or his attention deprivation issues. I wouldn’t even go as far as saying a woman hurting him probably made him feel this way. He just doesn’t love himself enough. But, in the event this is due to his malcontent for women….he should try men.
@CNotes, i agree… lol
Wow.
The Big East is all hype so far.
@Maximillian,
Go Pitt!
which #1 do yall think is gonna fall first? or do you think it’s gonna be all #1s in the final 4??
@a plus,
Nah, man. Someone is gonna f*ck that possibility up. And it might be one of the teams shooting themselves in the foot, most likely Duke.
@a plus, at first i thought Duke had no chance to make it to the Final Four but after watchign ‘Nova damn near cough up the game I realized that they’re just not that good. Louisville should give Duke a run but we’ll see. I still don’t think Duke could beat Kentucky so there’s no ‘chip in their future.
I think Kansas would be the first 1 to fall. They’re playing in the toughtest bracket (at least in team-name…Georgetown flop) and they seem like one of those, anything can happen teams. Then again, KY nearly lost to damn Mississippi State.
Fuck it, Butler all the way.
@Panama Jackson,
Phuck Georgetown! Evan Turner and O-State all the way to the top baby!!!
@a plus,
I actually want to see W. Virginia make it to the Final Four. But that may be because I still ? Bob Huggins. LOL
Dude’s site is hilarious until you realize this cat is actually very serious. LOL. At which point it becomes more like…damn, what woman took an Aunt Flo whiz in your Wheaties, kicko? He’s not all wrong. There are a few posts he’s written where I’ve agreed, but generalizations posts, while fun and usually good for causing an uproar, really blow.
And I too read his post about “white woman, black men” or something and some of his comments were extremely close to pushing that racist-as-f*ck line (though I’ve got to give him props for his sociological and psychological breakdown).
Either way, do i get one, “Phone It In Friday” Post too?
F*ck Georgetown. Big East is lookin’ like Weewee East right about now. Villanova? Posers.
KY all the way.
That’s a pun.
I think we need to keep an eye on all of the angry 2520 male rage in this country? It’s not a good thing.
Why you mad son?
@Wuyoung Agent of M.E.,
I agree…. Them dudes be MAD!!! Oh well. Go die somewhere… or play hockey. *smh*
@Wuyoung Agent of M.E.,
right. what are THEY upset at…if you can’t make the 2520 thing pop off for you in America, you are likely hopeless…
Bond.
I like how all the women just slander Roissy and don’t actually offer a counter-argument. That’s one of his weaker posts, check out the archives.
@Alos,
What would be the point in counter-argument? We (women) would like to believe that men have a better understanding of women than that. If not….yikes! lol!
@Alos, some of his posts are downright hilarious and entertaining. even when he’s not trying to be.
thing is, if you’re a woman, why would you even attempt to defend that sh*t? by the point you get to a list of 30 you realize arguing is a lost cause.
@Panama Jackson,
Um…exactly. *side eye*
I checked the archives and I’m still not impressed.
@Alos,
why?
@Alos
“I like how all the women just slander Roissy and don’t actually offer a counter-argument.”
There’s no point in arguing with a fool, extremist, or anyone of this mindset. They only want to draw people into foolish a$$ debates that only lead no where and waste time and resources.
@Wuyoung Agent of M.E.,
basically…lol
@Alos,
Nobody slandered whoever the author is… We are just not interested in knowing more about the character and his points of view. In a country where freedom of speech is such a hot commodity, we realize he is entitled to his opinion, and we (at least I am) are cool with that… What we are also entitled to is to not give a flying phuck. Which is what most VSSs are doing right now.
Happy Friday.
@Sula,
Okay…the “Happy Friday” at the end, just killed me.
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He is a douchebag. That is all.
@shay-d-lady
I’ve got lots of basketball to watch this weekend. My hometown team and undergrad university plays tonite (Louisville). My state school played last night and again this weekend, I think (Kentucky). And my new city and state team plays sometime (Ohio State). I’m so sick of hearing about Buckeye this, buckeye that. Ohio State fans make Kentucky fans seem like they could care less about basketball. Ugh!
@meka,
I’m so sick of hearing about Buckeye this, buckeye that. .
GO BUCKEYES!!!!!!!!! I bleed scarlett and gray!! ROTFLMAO!
Last night at the bar, me and this Steven Spielberg look a like were laughing about how obnoxious us Ohio State fans are. I FULLY agree. We are obnoxious. But when you’re the greatest, you have a right to be.
@V Renee,
“laughing about how obnoxious us Ohio State fans are. I FULLY agree. We are obnoxious.”
This is usually the case when your professional teams suck.
@Humble_One,
My apologies, but could you please remind me of at least one Detroit/Michigan sports team that excels. I would let you add Michigan to the list, but Ann Arbor is a whore and doesn’t deserve that recognition. Soooooo Muck Fichigan!
@V Renee,
“My apologies, but could you please remind me of at least one Detroit/Michigan sports team that excels.”
Pistons and Red Wings. I should say the Cleveland Cavaliers because a Guy from Detroit owns that team.
Is anyone actually giving credence to this nonsense? I got about 7 lines in and realized how stupid this is.
Surprised to see his here. Roissy is like the rush limbaugh of the game/men’s rights sites. His boys Roosh V and Virgle Kent are both men of color and pretty good at dispensing ‘strategic dating advice’, but their misogyny is beyond the pale.
That being said blogzilla could prolly post the same thing, and wouldn’t be as easy to dismiss.
Men want the truth, but can’t handle it. Women want the truth, and when they don’t get it, will make up their own to suit the situation.
That line that says “men confront, women slander” is complete BS. I have a huge problem with men who say they are confronting a situation, but they are spinning the situation to fit their needs. Women, no…girls do that. Men who lie, gossip or otherwise exhibit female traits in dealing with conflict should beat up by gay men, just a prove a point. Ha!
Yeah, I just said that…
I know I will “burned at the stack” for saying this, but being a woman that has been in the dating game, and married, there is some truth to what rossie is saying in some of his articles, I mean if we think back to some of our own personal experiences I find some validity in his way of thinking. Some of those “game” techniques really do work on women, and those are some of the traits that I’ve seen in alot of men I’ve dated. I mean he is being a “a$$hole” in some of his ideas but I also see some realness in it as well.
@Sunshine’s back,
I don’t doubt that some of his stuff works. I’ve done some of that stuff when i was younger. I think his tactics work on a certain “type” of woman. And from being on this blog for some time the women that frequent here don’t seem (at least on the internet) to fall for that type of stuff.
@Humble_One,
You can be whoever you want to be in the world of “internet land”, I’m just sayin
@Sunshine’s back,
Or you might want to rethink who you give your number to, if you encounter dudes like Roissy on a regular basis… I’m just sayin’.
*Meh*
This just sounds like Byron Crawford’s diary entries, or maybe a transcript of Ted Bundy’s inner thoughts.
Gawd I am so tired of these internet pseudo-provacatuer’s , so pressed to make it seem like they have the bodies of dead prostitutes in thier basement, and uncomfortable relationships with thier mothers.
“ooh look at me, I hate women, blah blah feminazi’s, im soo edgy, and anti-PC” blah blah.
They warned us early on that this was as flat a tournament as there had been for years.
My bracket is intact, and yes, I picked OU
So after my commenting hiatus … THIS is what is put up for me to come back to?
Oo well…
He picked the wrong women. After the first one left a sour taste in your mouth, he shoulda spit it out instead of ingesting it and getting acid reflex that burned up his whole brain. Obviously, dude got issues and want to project it unto women instead of taking responsibility for his own issues. You the one who stayed homes..if they were that bad..it shoulda made you crave a good woman instead of half-assing it with these “emotional vampires”.