Dating, Relationships, & Sex, Theory & Essay

Link Of The Week: Sending My Love.

I miss Zhane.

I’m not even sure how to approach this story that I came across on CNN.com the other day.

In fact, I think the only want to do it is to put up some paragraphs from this story:

Breaking up over e-mail is a social no-no.

But sending an e-card telling someone to get tested for STDs may be a public health courtesy.
A California-based nonprofit allows users to send free e-cards notifying their sexual partners to get tested for STDs.

Um..say heffa say what??

Since 2004, a free Web site, inSpot.org has allowed users to anonymously notify their partners to get tested for STDs such as HIV, gonorrhea, chlamydia and syphilis.

It may not be the most personal way of delivering the news, but researchers say it beats not saying anything at all.

“When you weigh the importance of getting people notified, that’s ultimately what needs to be done,” said Jeffrey D. Klausner, director of STD Prevention and Control Services in San Francisco, California’s Department of Public Health. “By notifying them — even if it’s done anonymously, even distantly, even with an e-card — the benefits of getting someone diagnosed and treated outweigh the concerns of insensitivity.”

The electronic cards deliver the news in a variety of styles. Some are flirty: “You’re too hot to be out of action. I got diagnosed with an STD since we played. You might want to get checked too.”

Some are somber: “Who? What? When? Where? It doesn’t matter. I got an STD; you might have it too. Please get checked out.”

Oh no she didn’t! Oh no she didn’t!

I don’t know about you all but I can’t IMAGINE getting an e-card that suggests I get tested for an STD from somebody. Granted, if they come down with something then its great that they let me know that perhaps I should find out for myself…but these cards kind of lend a light heart to what could be a burning problem.

Truly, it is important that people get tested. But if I got this e-card:

You’re hot! But you may be hotter after what I just found out. I have an STD and its lighting me up. You should go get checked since we fooled around the other night and got real free with one another!

Or perhaps this one:

You’re so great I want to applaud you. Unfortunately, I may also have given you just a single clap. STD’s aren’t a joke, go get tested!

Or worse yet, how about the direct approach:

I’ve got syphilis now. What about you? You should go find out!

I just might be ready to lick off a shot or two!

My people, my people, what in the hell would you do if you got an e-card from somebody suggesting that you get tested for an STD? Would you be mad that this was the route being taken or just be happy they let you know?

And because I’m going to Hell, let’s come up with some cards of our own!

Now make it clap.

-VSB P aka TANGLE JIG P aka THE ARSONIST

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  • whats the difference between herpes and love??

    herpes lasts forever! go get checked!

    • herpes is the gift that keeps on giving.

      • you ain’t lying V.E.G. and for those of you who missed my PSA a couple of months ago… 3 words: herpetic
        eye disease
        . i know because i worked for a corneal surgeon in the ATL that treated this…with corneal transplants!!! think before you take that next shot in the eye…lol.

        • Oh my goodness…that does NOT sound fun AT ALL!! (major understatement)

        • Oh my goodness…that does NOT sound fun AT ALL!! (major understatement)

        • WOW!!! that is so not funny

        • WOW!!! that is so not funny

        • JBoogie

          I’ve actually about cases like this-just gross!

        • JBoogie

          I’ve actually about cases like this-just gross!

        • miss t-lee

          Yep…I’ve heard of this.
          There’s all kinds of nastiness going on.

        • miss t-lee

          Yep…I’ve heard of this.
          There’s all kinds of nastiness going on.

        • The Queen

          I really want to know who is actually taking shots in the eye. People admit to giving head but no one admits to this.

          • they might admit to receiving a shot in the eye, but they will most likely not admit to ASKING for the eye shot….

          • they might admit to receiving a shot in the eye, but they will most likely not admit to ASKING for the eye shot….

          • SouthernGirl

            cause shots to the eye=hoe sh!t. and not in a good way.

            *apologies to any undercover eye shot takers….but i’m just saying…*

          • SouthernGirl

            cause shots to the eye=hoe sh!t. and not in a good way.

            *apologies to any undercover eye shot takers….but i’m just saying…*

        • The Queen

          I really want to know who is actually taking shots in the eye. People admit to giving head but no one admits to this.

      • you ain’t lying V.E.G. and for those of you who missed my PSA a couple of months ago… 3 words: herpetic
        eye disease
        . i know because i worked for a corneal surgeon in the ATL that treated this…with corneal transplants!!! think before you take that next shot in the eye…lol.

    • herpes is the gift that keeps on giving.

    • see that right there would piss me off to no end. what i got to thinking is this though, what IS the appropriate way to inform somebody that you have an STD? like…there’s really no good way to do it…it aint gonna be a fun convo no matter how you do it…

    • see that right there would piss me off to no end. what i got to thinking is this though, what IS the appropriate way to inform somebody that you have an STD? like…there’s really no good way to do it…it aint gonna be a fun convo no matter how you do it…

  • whats the difference between herpes and love??

    herpes lasts forever! go get checked!

  • oh yeah, and in answer to the question…honestly, in my line of work…i see so many cowards doin dumb ish. i would just be grateful that the person let me know. it sucks that they didnt have the cajones to drop a damn voicemail. but shiiiiit, better safe than sorry!

    i keep thinking though, what if you dont take it seriously? i think reading a couple of those, my first instinct was to say “stop playin!” it reminds me of those tips cards from the late 90s, when i was in undergrad. you could say dumb stuff like, “your scent is unbearable.” or something of that nature…and those were used in either a joking or a spiteful way…i could see these STD cards being abused and/or dismissed.

    • I work in public health. the City of Philadelphia STD clinic is right below my office…. Lawd, the DRAMA I have heard outside my window when people get their results…

      • eff yo couch

        Broad & Lombard by any chance?

        • The ugly-blue-regurgitated-swimming-pool-looking-monstrosity…. yes.

          Have you been to visit us?

          I keed, I keed.

          • eff yo couch

            Yeah, I’ve sweated some bullets up in there before

          • eff yo couch

            Yeah, I’ve sweated some bullets up in there before

        • The ugly-blue-regurgitated-swimming-pool-looking-monstrosity…. yes.

          Have you been to visit us?

          I keed, I keed.

      • eff yo couch

        Broad & Lombard by any chance?

      • oh, i cant even imagine working in public health on that front! lol…i work with sex addicts. talk about your awkward conversations! i mean, not only have you been up to all sorts of debauchery behind my back, but now i may have a disease because of it!?!? oh HELL naw….

        • let’s just say the police have been called up here a few times…

          once someone almost got got right in front of the building by his “homeboy”

        • let’s just say the police have been called up here a few times…

          once someone almost got got right in front of the building by his “homeboy”

      • oh, i cant even imagine working in public health on that front! lol…i work with sex addicts. talk about your awkward conversations! i mean, not only have you been up to all sorts of debauchery behind my back, but now i may have a disease because of it!?!? oh HELL naw….

    • I work in public health. the City of Philadelphia STD clinic is right below my office…. Lawd, the DRAMA I have heard outside my window when people get their results…

  • oh yeah, and in answer to the question…honestly, in my line of work…i see so many cowards doin dumb ish. i would just be grateful that the person let me know. it sucks that they didnt have the cajones to drop a damn voicemail. but shiiiiit, better safe than sorry!

    i keep thinking though, what if you dont take it seriously? i think reading a couple of those, my first instinct was to say “stop playin!” it reminds me of those tips cards from the late 90s, when i was in undergrad. you could say dumb stuff like, “your scent is unbearable.” or something of that nature…and those were used in either a joking or a spiteful way…i could see these STD cards being abused and/or dismissed.

  • you remember the other night when I told you that we shouldn’t be doing this? that we’re moving too fast?

    That’s because I just had a outbreak and needed time for it to go into recession.

    Remember later on when you were joking that I may have blinded you with that shot to the face? . . . well. . .it’s probably no longer a joke.

    Oh, and really, you believed that I put on a condom with the “pleasure bumps”. I told you we should have done it with the lights on.

    Get tested.

    • LMAO! “pleasure bumps”!!!!

    • LMAO! “pleasure bumps”!!!!

    • I would merk someone for sending me that E-Card.

      • Just Stop It

        “merk” lol…haven’t heard that word in a minute.

        • miss t-lee

          Nicki is hardcore!!!!
          I like your style. :)

        • miss t-lee

          Nicki is hardcore!!!!
          I like your style. :)

      • Just Stop It

        “merk” lol…haven’t heard that word in a minute.

      • yep, this is the kind of e-card that you slap a mothertrucker for.

      • yep, this is the kind of e-card that you slap a mothertrucker for.

    • I would merk someone for sending me that E-Card.

  • you remember the other night when I told you that we shouldn’t be doing this? that we’re moving too fast?

    That’s because I just had a outbreak and needed time for it to go into recession.

    Remember later on when you were joking that I may have blinded you with that shot to the face? . . . well. . .it’s probably no longer a joke.

    Oh, and really, you believed that I put on a condom with the “pleasure bumps”. I told you we should have done it with the lights on.

    Get tested.

  • Sending an e-card to tell someone you may or may not have given them an STD is cowardly but it is better than not telling them at all.

    However, it is dangerous cuz people may not take it seriously. OR the ish may get filtered into a spam folder and they’ll never get it.

    There are reports that folks don’t get the ‘please don’t give blood again and get to the doctor asap’ voice mails left by the Red Cross. If that’s the case, how can we trust email, of all things, to deliver such an important message?

    Personally, if I got such a card I would, after a thorough check up by the doctor, generate a list of mo fos I’d need to track down and have a ‘talk’ with.

    • you have a point about the spam/junk filter. that would be terrible. the red cross ain’t no joke though, in college they would hunt folks down on campus and make sure they got the message. it always seemed part urban myth until someone’s biology lab partner didn’t show up the next day.

      • Yeah. Red Cross is serious. But I think there is some report of a college ball player who never got the voicemail they left for him. He was out spreading the love…clueless to his status.

        As an aside, I gave blood in December and got a letter from the Red Cross about 3 weeks later.

        I crumbled to the floor and was trying to figure out who/when/how!

        Finally I opened it. Inside was my new donor card and a magnet with my next ‘safe’ date to donate.

        • this happened to me in HS…. two weeks before graduation. I nearly died in my mother’s kitchen, until I saw what it was. Then I did the best happy dance of my young life…

        • this happened to me in HS…. two weeks before graduation. I nearly died in my mother’s kitchen, until I saw what it was. Then I did the best happy dance of my young life…

      • Yeah. Red Cross is serious. But I think there is some report of a college ball player who never got the voicemail they left for him. He was out spreading the love…clueless to his status.

        As an aside, I gave blood in December and got a letter from the Red Cross about 3 weeks later.

        I crumbled to the floor and was trying to figure out who/when/how!

        Finally I opened it. Inside was my new donor card and a magnet with my next ‘safe’ date to donate.

    • you have a point about the spam/junk filter. that would be terrible. the red cross ain’t no joke though, in college they would hunt folks down on campus and make sure they got the message. it always seemed part urban myth until someone’s biology lab partner didn’t show up the next day.

    • yeah cause folks be in pure denial about STDS..here is an example

      I had a chick I worked with who had been having “female” problems for 3 months and never got it checked out. Even after her ex.came up to the job and glued like 10 of those neon notice cards they give you at the health department on her car… after 2 more dudes blamed her for their “heated situations” she finally went to get checked and told me the nurse performed the test wrong but he treated her for chlamydia just in case… uh yeah

      LOL (I posted this on another site so I didnt steal it in case someone thinks I did…I just didnt feel like retyping it)

      • Wow. and she’s just out there raw dogging with ’em all, huh? Spreading the love?

        Stank azz.

        • miss t-lee

          Ewwww.

        • miss t-lee

          Ewwww.

      • Wow. and she’s just out there raw dogging with ’em all, huh? Spreading the love?

        Stank azz.

    • yeah cause folks be in pure denial about STDS..here is an example

      I had a chick I worked with who had been having “female” problems for 3 months and never got it checked out. Even after her ex.came up to the job and glued like 10 of those neon notice cards they give you at the health department on her car… after 2 more dudes blamed her for their “heated situations” she finally went to get checked and told me the nurse performed the test wrong but he treated her for chlamydia just in case… uh yeah

      LOL (I posted this on another site so I didnt steal it in case someone thinks I did…I just didnt feel like retyping it)

  • Sending an e-card to tell someone you may or may not have given them an STD is cowardly but it is better than not telling them at all.

    However, it is dangerous cuz people may not take it seriously. OR the ish may get filtered into a spam folder and they’ll never get it.

    There are reports that folks don’t get the ‘please don’t give blood again and get to the doctor asap’ voice mails left by the Red Cross. If that’s the case, how can we trust email, of all things, to deliver such an important message?

    Personally, if I got such a card I would, after a thorough check up by the doctor, generate a list of mo fos I’d need to track down and have a ‘talk’ with.

  • Jimbo:

    We both kept saying over and over that what we shared that night was special. As fate would have it, we may also be sharing the same strain of gonorrhea.

    I suggest you see a doctor.

    Smooches.

  • Jimbo:

    We both kept saying over and over that what we shared that night was special. As fate would have it, we may also be sharing the same strain of gonorrhea.

    I suggest you see a doctor.

    Smooches.

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