“its a recession”
jokingly used nowadays as a witty response to every question, this phrase can now be used as a justification for learning how to booty clap to the chorus of “say you will”.
“The tough job market is prompting a growing number of women across the country to dance in strip clubs, appear in adult movies or pose for magazines like Hustler.
Employers across the adult entertainment industry say they’re seeing an influx of applications from women who, like Brown, are attracted by the promise of flexible schedules and fast cash. Many have college degrees and held white-collar jobs until the economy soured.”
obviously, this is nothing new under the sun. humans have been willing to buy and sell sex since adam was rockin a bald fade. thing is, the sex industry has always been perceived as an option for the optionless, a skill less job for a hopeless woman.
today?
well….its a recession. apparently, the “p” in “p-popping” now stands for phd.
people of vsb:
personally, how would you describe your view of people with sexually themed occupations? reluctant admiration? disdain? pity? aggressive indifference? does your judgment depend on situation and circumstance?
would you consider “selling” yourself if you felt you didnt have any other attractive options?
could you date someone who’s been in or who’s currently in “the life”?
don’t be scurred and sh*t. we’re all family here.
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—the champ
I couldn’t date anyone in the industry. Nor would I want my siblings or parents (yuck) to do it. I wouldn’t care if an adult NOT associated with me did it. The way I see it, if the person is a friend or associate, I should be able to help them find something ‘fully clothed’ to do. HOWEVER, if one of them were in MANAGEMENT, well, play on playa. Play on…And pay those taxes to Uncle Sam.
“The way I see it, if the person is a friend or associate, I should be able to help them find something ‘fully clothed’ to do.”
@Hostess,
I’ve seen a movie or 2 where the “actors” keep there clothes on.
By the way, I have managed to conjugate TET. Yeah I know it’s not a verb. But if someone gets fired, they get TETTED. If a company is laying off, they are TETTING. If lay-offs are over, the work force has been TETTED. Gerunds anyone? How about: TETTING is not the hotness.
I got too much nerd time on my hands.
@Hostess,
i would make TET the only thing uppercase….but thats just me!
i agree. TETed, TETing, TETage, TETify, TETilicious, etc.
@Gem of the TET,
TETilicious sounds kinda hawt! lmao! thats that ole sexy destitution!
@shatani, TETilicious could mean that something is on SALE! “I gotta get this TETilicious bag before someone else does.”
@Gem of the TET,
Not TETilicious! LOL watch Beyonce come out with a song with this title.
@Luvvie,
i dunno if one wants to brag about their body being too TETilicious for ya, babe!
@Hostess,
TET is now a verb? Hmm… I think I like it.
@Hostess, I missed class on the day we learned what “TET” means….can I get a definition please?
@Ro,
TET = Tough Economic Times
@Luvvie, is that anything like TETTERS? it’s bacteria on the scalp.
@Miss Patterson, Ew, ew….stop
@Miss Patterson,
Pattiecakes, that is vomitrocious. UGH!
@Miss Patterson, Why you tryna inject FACT into my joke? Come on! It’s Friday.
@Luvvie, thanks for asking that question
In my home city of Providence RI, one of the strip clubs is conducting a job fair to attract more females to dance and other positions. A job fair…it’s real in these streets.
@Aceklub,
I wonder if people douse their resumes with pheromones when going to a Strip Club job fair. Or they could just spray some Calgon on it, so the mens an’ ems would be like “Ooooo Betty Bowlegged really put some thought into this.”
I wonder.
@Luvvie, so the mens an’ ems would be like “Ooooo Betty Bowlegged really put some thought into this.”
LOL!!!
@Luvvie, so the mens an’ ems would be like “Ooooo Betty Bowlegged really put some thought into this.”
LOL!!!
@Luvvie,
They better NOT be showing up with no damn resumes!
Skills & Interests include: P-popping on a handstand, clear heels, body glitter.
Seriously tho, I wonder what differentiates the job fair from a regular ol’ audition. It sounds so dignified and legitimate. I almost wanna go down there..
@Me fail english?
You should. And take pictures/videos!!!!
@Me fail english?,
I wonder too. And is “business professional” in the stripping industry G-strings, or are boyshorts deemed prudish?
@Aceklub,
This made the news in Boston it was so damn crazy! LOL Gooooo Providence!
@Aceklub,
welcome and sh*t
@The Champ,
I was wondering where you were. Was gon hav an amber alert out for a toast-eating pittsburghian with a penchance for snark
could you date someone who’s been in or who’s currently in “the life”?
get it squirrel! go ‘head then, if ya wanna!
as for me and my house? i pray the lord separates my work and ho sh*t.
@overit, hi lovemuffin!!! you’re a hot mess, you know that?
@overit,
Engaging in Stock Market Crash ho sh*t
401K down the drain Ho sh*t
*ss still has value Ho Sh*t
Echoing Bank Account Ho sh*t
Times is rough. Get in where you fit in (and if this happens to be in a Dereon embroidered & sequined thong or a Flames-print banana hammock, then so be it)
Someone could even use the scripper name, “AIG-spot”.
@Luvvie,
tent city ho sh*t
dolla outta $0.15 ho sh*t
you gon finish that ho sh*t
sheeeeeeit you don’t know me ho sh*t
the old me is dead and broke ho sh*t
paying ho….mage ho sh*t
drop down the eagle done got me ho sh*t
my account is on some red light special ho sh*t
All jokes aside, times IS rough. i would never condemn someone for making certain choices, cause for most people it is not the first one.
@overit
Z, you stoopid!
@overit,
DEAD @ tent city hosh*t, i hate you intensely. you’d be singing some Musiq Soulchild:
“If I woulda knew the ho next TENT woulda been youuuuu….”
@Naturally Alise,
“If I woulda knew the ho next TENT woulda been youuuuu….”
LMAO!!! This is a phantom of me typing b/c the old me is dead and gone at this right chere. I would quit you but phantoms can’t quit folks.
@Naturally Alise, aaaaaaaaand i’m going to bed sangin that, i hate you.
Don’t Wanna Get Attacked For $0.35 Ho Ish
Will Sell My Baaaangles For Food Ho Ish
Will Fight A Rabid Squirrel For My Car Ho Ish
I Need To Get To Dex Studio Ho Ish
I’m Not Made Of Wood Ho Ish
Go Head Then If Ya Wanna Ho Ish
I Need More Mixers Ho Ish
@Gem of the TET, that sounds like some paw paw ho sh*t!
oh and i forgot one..
Need You To Use Your Dingaling From Time to Time Ho Ish
darn you b.scott!!!!
@Gem of the TET, Will Sell My Baaaangles For Food Ho Ish
*clutching pearls. The Lord hears my cries, heaven forbid!
@overit,
i’m sayin’….i know times is tough but i do not think b scott would approve this here message. he don’t play ’bout his bangles.
@Luvvie,
Will Pole Dance for Food Hosh*t
Legs grand opening Hosh*t
Legs grand closing Hosh*t
Save for a rainy day Hosh*t
Face Down Gas is Up Hosh*t
My skripper name: Stimul-a$$ Package
We Hosh*t bc we love: http://blackwomanlost.blogspot.com/2008/11/ho-sht.html
@Naturally Alise,
Stimul-a$$ package is an AWESOME skripper name. You, my dear, are career-ready
dead @
Legs grand opening Hosh*t
Legs grand closing Hosh*t
@Naturally Alise,
“Legs grand opening Hosh*t” is coincidentally the working title to Lil Kim’s memoir. True story.
@Luvvie,
well d@mn…lol
@Naturally Alise, my skripper name is Rosalind Muffins. (first street name, first pet name)
@Naturally Alise,
Face Down Gas is Up Hosh*t
This is fycking hilarious!!! LMAO!!!
@N.I.A. fabuloussince1982….,
LOL. I died a slow death at that one too.
@N.I.A. fabuloussince1982….,
Aint she dumb?? LMAO
@Naturally Alise, OMG! Stimul-a$$ Package… someone please help me up off the floor
@overit,
a coupla thangs…
1. I TOLD Y’ALL about throwin B. Scott-isms around all willy nilly. “Hold my mule!”
2. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA @ this whole thread. My ePosse is DUMB. I’m only mad that I couldn’t join in the party earlier. My job is cutting into my f*ckery time.
3. If y’all really wanna make some change in these TET’s I think its time for a group act. One skrippa who can roast the pants off her clients is golden… but 5?? Oh shyt, son!!!!
to be honest, i try to make it a point to not condemn people for the choices they make when they feel they have no other choices….and i use condemn, not judge. because we ALL make judgments.
im cool with people doing what they do…but i couldnt be with someone in (or even formerly in) the life. thats just not for me….and although i often joke about sellin azz in these TETs, real talk, i dont think i could do it.
@shatani, i’d be a terrible ho, i know it. sadly, if my back was up against the wall, i’d be the last ho standing when teams were picked.
this realization makes me sad in a weird way.
last ho standing…ho sh*t.
calgon take me away ho sh*t
IDRIS ELBA PUT ME TO SLEEP RIGHT NOW HO SH*T.
ahem.
@overit,
that sounds like some late bloomer hosh*t….
@Naturally Alise, rofl, aint nothin wrong with a late judy bloomer!!
dear god, its me overity.
@overit,
If Idris Elba was to be at my doorstep, I’d do some “Shame my ancestors” Ho Sh*t. And I wouldnt feel back bout it
@Luvvie, YES. i’d get on my “aint too proud to beg ho sh*t” platform so fast.
“tell me what you want” ho sh*t
“my goodies? my goodies? my goodies? that’ll be $5 ho sh*t”
“b*tch, hold my ponytail” ho *shit
and to really get my hustle on, i’d relocate and be on some 90210 ho sh*t.
@Luvvie,
I do NOT get the Idris Elba fascination. I wouldn’t look twice at him on the street. He looks like he doesn’t shower.
@iloVEGrits,
Thats Blasphmy and you ough to be shamed.
@mssmtaylor, Or stoned
@iloVEGrits,
*faints* I have to re-evaluate our friendship after you just uttered that. Idris is fine! The man’s suits are tailored always, and that chocolate skin. Plus the accent? HOW, pray tell, does he look like he don’t shower. You must have him confused with Jim Jones.
@Luvvie,
Speaking of capo, who told this dishrag nigro he could be charging ppl $40 to see his “monologue” (complete with other actors) ? in these TET, no less?
@Luvvie,
He just looks greasy to me. He’s not ugly by any means but not fine enough to make me take a second look.
I’ve seen muuuuch better on the streets, and much cleaner looking.
*takes to wooden stand in town square and waits for the first rock to hit*
@VEG,
*Throws rotten tomato and sprinkles with hot dog water and pickle juice*
@overit,
lmbo
Wanna Get Away? SWA Ho Ish
Chew It Over With Twix Ho Ish
@overit, “i’d be the last ho standing when teams were picked.”
I am dead.
@overit,
i’d be the last ho standing when teams were picked.
you sure you’d be standing?
@The Champ,maybe sitting, indian style.
@shri fry rye,
STOP.IT.
@shatani,
I concur. Its not my place to decide what’s right/good for someone else. Shoot, some of them girls is really getting paid and doing something with their money. *shrugging my shoulders* Its not hurting me none…as far as dating someone…nah, I think we’d have a conflict of interest lifestyle wise…
Although I hate to admit this, I do believe everyone has their price…
@maria,
I agree that MOST have their price, not everyone though, some people are sure ’nuff devoted to what they stand for morally, I though, am not one of those people….. lol
@maria,
Although I hate to admit this, I do believe everyone has their price…
whats yours?
@shatani,
BTW, I wouldnt be a good skrippa b/c I woulda roasted all my patrons. I’d be on the pole sliding down and I’d point to a greasy dude and ask him if I could use his hair oil to fry chicken. I’d get fired for bad customer service.
The career of LuvMuffs
would be over that quick.
oh, and GoodieGumdrops!!! i love your pic! i need the make and model of that lipstick too!
I can’t condemn someone for skripping to make ends meet, especially in this recession. If you gotta do something strange for a lil bit of change and something brash for some cash, hey, do YOU.
Just make sure you landscape. That is all. We already had one Bush whacking in 09.
@Luvvie,
some dudes like a tropical rainforest….or a speedo full of brillo
just sayin….
***Eli Porter stare***
Ew.
@shatani,
This right here is just uncouth.
@Luvvie, “We already had one Bush whacking in 09.”
LMAO!
well let’s see… i have free* health care (all praise be to BBJ for UPMC coverage from my grad program), free* gym access (to get it right get it tight) and have taken a “strip aerobics” class. so would i T&A-it to survive being TETed?? you be the judge…
*this alone qualifies me as having my head above water during the TET. i’m blessed. thank you BBJ for taking the wheel!
Also curious,
*Do recession strippers have coupons and ish?
*Do they take link cards?
*Are their tips tax deductible, since I would feel like I’m paying it forward?
If yall got answers, I’d love to hear em.
@Luvvie,
I wonder do they take WIC and EBT?
Vouchers?
Bus Passes?
Metro cards?
Rolls of change?
Raffle tickets?
IOU’s?
@Naturally Alise,
Hell, do they take rain checks?
Chuck E. Cheese tokens?
Discover card?
PayPal Bill Me later?
THESE are the important questions
@Luvvie, are strippers eligible for cash advance? like you KNOW you gon paid fri, but you need milk NOW.
strippers and milk in the same comment is just RUDE! SUHHCURRITY!!
@Luvvie,
chuck e cheese tokens? for real son? FOR REAL?
but how about:
Cowrie shells?
Goats?
CVS Extra Bucks?
Cash4Gold?
OOOHHHH EMMM GEEEE!!!!!!!!
*lookin for iron lung*
@Naturally Alise,
ROTF @ goats. Skrippas getting paid in palm oil, bags of rice, and Malt. Hmm… at least they’d eat.
@Luvvie, or 3 camels. one to eat, one to carry your housewares on, one for backup.
holla!
Not camels!!! That is IT. iQuit the entire ePosse. Y’all are dumber than Helen Keller. Just stupid! (Lawd, please forgive me for I sin often)
*Kneels down* (no bustdown)
@Luvvie,
ya’ll oughta be ashamed of yoselves!!! lmao!
*Kneels down* (no bustdown)
@Luvvie,
killin meeeeeeee.
no 4 real I give up a camel. I better get like a weeks worth of ‘perks’. Shoot you can get a ride, coat, all kinds of shyt from a camel.
@Naturally Alise,
Cowrie shells?
Goats?
CVS Extra Bucks?
Cash4Gold?
Omygawd! Tears! Just tears!
@Dom, just wanted to this to the canon of ho sh*t.
when it rains, i eat ho sh*t, holla @ the umbrella girl!@
@all yall……alll im saying is next time I post first…I shall say “First”…..and Iouwn wanna hear Shyt!!!! LOL
Well, being that I was laid off on Tuesday,
I cannot say that my eyes looketh to ceiling from whence the pole is mounted.
I don’t condemn anyone doing what they feel they must (legally) to make ends meet, but the only strip show I give are the ones I give for the “man in my life” and since I’m currently single… ere go… my clothes only come off so I can shower.
I mean, if you can make that thang roll like a 24 and make good money doing it…. go for it doll…
But I wonder,
with it being a recession and all… do the strippers take post dated checks?
And these people who can still afford to waste money on a stripper…. really, what did you forego to see some booty butt cheeks?
*goes to eat a pack a skittles and ponder*
@Ro, awww, I’m so sorry to hear that? where do you live? what is your occupation? where are you looking?
@overit,
I live in Cary, NC….but i’m looking any and everywhere. I’m in the wonderful world of IS/IT…information security.
@Ro, its funny you mention that, my cousin works in IT and he called me on the way to work this morning, saying FIFTY people got laid off yesterday, and that was only round 1. Eeek! They need to be careful laying IT ppl off, they can really band together and eff ish up.
Hmm, all my bros and cousins are in IT, I will ask them if they have suggestions, keep your head up!
@shri fry rye, PS ya’ll its me, overit! trying out a new name.
specia fo yoo.
*waving!
@shri fry rye, LMAO this new name made my Friday
@shri fry rye,
This is a mess. LMAO
@shri fry rye,
I have been laughing at this name all morning. LOL!! You have definitely made my morning. LMAO!!!
@shri fry rye,
ZeeBaby, iQuit your ENTIRE lifespace for the name. I REALLY do. iCant with you. I need you, your dereon duffel, and your sequined hijab to pack ur ish and vamoose!
@Luvvie, i hate you for making me carry all my clothes myself, you KNOW my dereon duffel ripped the 3rd week i had it.
this is some bullsh*t.
*leaving a trail of hijabs, glitter, and TEARS
@Luvvie,
What about your Dereoff hijab onesie with the feet?
@Naturally Alise, I HATE YOU.
my onesie is splendiferous!
@Ro, i got laid off too sis, my mom is in IT, I’ll ask her if she has heard anything, I’m in Durham by the way…
@Ro,
*HUGS Ro* It’ll be ok, mama. LOL @ strippers taking post-dated checks though.
@Ro,
awww, roro, im sorry to hear that! *e-hug* i hope something good comes your way soon.
@Ro, sorry to hear about the layoff, dearie. I just returned to the world of the gainfully employed, so I know it’s possible to find a gig in these mean streets that doesn’t require you to do something odd for that OhMiGod.
@Kindred Smile,
“do something odd for that OhMiGod”
HAHA. I like this one.
Sorry to hear that Ro. My friends are dropping like flies so I’m tryna find like 4 jobs and can barely tell if I’m gonna keep my own!
In the meantime, I think the Census ppl are testing/hiring now if you need something to hold you over.
@Ro,
woo woo woo….BBJ will work it out.
@Ro,
Sorry to hear about the job…keep your head up, Ro!
@Ro,
I’m sorry to hear about your layoff. I’m in Raleigh, so I will def keep my eyes and ears open.
@N.I.A. fabuloussince1982…., on a (somewhat) unrelated note, i’m so happy to see so many VSB/VSSers holding down my home state. NC stand up!!
@Ro, I dont know if they take post dated checks..but the recession affecting them too..ninjas was not tipping the last time I was in the joint……LOL so in these TET’s even strippers gotta have a side hustle
@shay_d_lady,
“so in these TET’s even strippers gotta have a side hustle”
It’s gonna be robbery if these ninjas dont start comin up off them tips
@Ro, Thanks and Ish everyones everyones!
Makes a VSS heart tingle a lil.
@Ro,
You know we’s a fam here at the land of the smarts.
@Ro,
damn. i’m sorry to hear that.
Off topic, but HI-EFFING-LARIOUS! You just GOTTA watch this.
Bish, you BREAKFAST! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-zfbDHipG8
@Luvvie,
i think i saw a thundergoat in that video!!!
@Luvvie,
Disclaimer not work safe even if they let you watch it. Your gafaus will surely give you away. I been waitin all my life for this song n the laday that goes w/ it.
@Luvvie,
Well I, for one, am a little turned on
@Me fail english?,
BWAHAHAHAHA!! I’mo tell the next hot guy I see “Boo, YOU supper!”
@Luvvie,
LMAO! I’ma kick in the bf’s door tonight and say “BISH!… You Breafiss.”
..and just walk back out.
@Luvvie,
do you spend all day online searching for odd songs featuring breakfast food?
@The Champ,
I dont go looking for breakfast videos. Breakfast videos just seem to find me, like taxes and fabulous shoes.
@Shatani – thanks hunnybunch! my lipstick is a 99 cent store jawn that I just lined my lips with and a simple gloss…since I have full lips, I can’t really wear too much color on my kisser…it’s the wrong kind of attention, lol
@Champ – is it a coincidence that u used my pic in this post and I happen to have a sexually themed profession? (shrugging) dunno… but I’m glad u did…I look preeeeeetty!
As an intimacy consultant, I meet people from all walks of life, ESPECIALLY since the recession has made folks more mindful of making more intimate use of their time at home…(wink) For those that don’t know, I sell intimate massagers and adult accessories. I also teach workshops on oral technique, positions and strip tease… I a extremely professional and knowledgable about what I do and although it’s a far cry from being an escort or a shoe model, it pays the bills and I love what I do!
I say be good, or be good at it! If you’re ashamed of what you do, you probably shouldn’t be doing it…period
@GOODENess, I say be good, or be good at it! If you’re ashamed of what you do, you probably shouldn’t be doing it…period.
you gon end up living on that mountaintop tellin all that TRUTH.
cute pic, gettin it! i cannot co-sign on the $0.99 lip chap tho, my body is bougie as hell, i’d have a reaction:(
bougie=NSFTET (not suitable for tough economic times:(
@overit,
im lmao! NSFTET!!
i, on the other hand, was BORN for poverty! now pass the ramen noodles!!
@shatani, this made me laugh quite heartily. Me too.
@GOODENess, i want that hat girl.
@Miss Patterson,
OMG. Why did I read i want that girl. Totally missed the word ‘hat’. I was ready to pull up a chair w/ some corned beef hash sunny side up eggs tall icy glass of grapefruit juice home fries and whole wheat toast butter n grape jelly. Then I was going to church to thank him for his blessings n join a monestary cuz nothing could probably top such a life changing event.
@GOODENess,
miss goodie, my girl is an intimacy consultant too! in fact im supposed to host a party soon…she also does a blogtalkradio show on sexuality…you should call in and be a guest expert!
@GOODENess, cute pic goody!!
@GOODENess,
Shut up! I used to sell Pure Romance for two years and absolutely loved it. I got tired of paperwork though and decided to pack it in. Keep up the good work in your corner of the world!
@GOODENess,
Cute pic!!
@GOODENess,
Goodie Gum Drops, your pic gave me LIFE! Oxygen, you hear me??? I loved it. Of course, I am biased about anyone that can rock a newsboy (slightly cocked to the right).
@GOODENess,
Nice pic! Your makeup in on.point!
@GOODENess,
@Champ – is it a coincidence that u used my pic in this post and I happen to have a sexually themed profession?
no. although, i’ll happily take credit for being smarter than i really am
specia fo yoo ho sh*t
@shri fry rye,
Really. I hate that I love you. LMAO!
Interesting topic, especially since I found myself in Hooter’s tonight picking up some wings before the second set of games.
– Personally, how would you describe your view of people with sexually themed occupations?
PC/theoretical answer: People gotta do what they gotta do. And if doing your thing with a bunch of broke ass pimps or husbands who ain’t seen p*ssy since child #2 is what gets you off or pays your bills, so be it. No one can tell you what you truly enjoy in life, or how best you deal with the daily bullsh*t we all face, so again, do you. My answer to someone I actually care about: Damn girl, you can get ANYTHING using sex/sex appeal, including a better f*cking job. Be a model (assuming that doesn’t fall within the broader topic), salesperson, secretary, some sh*t with a 401k or sum’m. Now if you’re bringing home real bank off some Sapphire sh*t in Vegas, you can ignore me while giving me the finger in your 2009 benz.
- Would you consider “selling” yourself if you felt you didn’t have any other attractive options?
Kinda. But I’d do it the old fashioned way, and marry a rich chick who has no self-respect and live my life on the side (I’ll steal a man’s game OR a woman’s game, I don’t give a f*ck).
- Could you date someone who’s been in or who’s currently in “the life”?
Hell. No. I’m already at my limit with dudes checkin out my girls when I’m out. And, besides the ex’s, I’m the only one who should know about that mole by her left n*pple, or what that sh*t smells like up close.
@An Island, Kinda. But I’d do it the old fashioned way, and marry a rich chick who has no self-respect and live my life on the side (I’ll steal a man’s game OR a woman’s game, I don’t give a f*ck).
see, this is what I’m talking about!! I would so pull an Anna Nicole Smith, and marry a very wealthy octogenarian who’s heart can’t take the stress of even seeing some azz, let alone getting some azz….
@An Island,
Interesting topic, especially since I found myself in Hooter’s tonight picking up some wings before the second set of games.
i’d argue that hooters probably makes the best chicken wings of any chain restaurant in the country
I can’t show my t*ts during a TET. not even after the TET…
I tried to swing from a pole for aerobic purposes but i tore something. I’m in my 4th week of physical therapy. so, um…no.
no t*t for tet.
@Miss Patterson,
miss pattycakes just aint cut out for the lifestyle!
@Miss Patterson,
Word. That’s too much athletics. I’ll get nekkid in a computer chair tho…
@Me fail english?,
*sniggling*
@WuDaMan
Me too. Hard.
@V Renee,
Iew aaaahahahahahahaaaaa you typed Hard.
b**tch, hold my ponytail! why am i getting blocked, yall can’t afford to be turning down comments in these TETs.
sincerely,
get it how you live ho sh*t
@shri fry rye,
lmoa!!! i agree, a recession is no time for moderation (in any sense!)
ooooh, i forgot the whole sugardaddy concept! i could go for one of those. a nice lookin one, though
@shatani,
lol that statementwould be considered a h.a.m. =hot a$$ mess
@shatani,
U want a nice looking sugar daddy?? In this recession? Gurl a sugar daddy can look like the bottom of Jim Jones’ shoe and still get away with it in these TET. He could look like the underbelly of Ruben Studdard and still have folks chasing after him.
Shoe Beggars can’t be choosing Louboutins, and Recessionistas can’t be choosy bout their human bank account. I’m just saying
@Luvvie,
Underbelly of Reuben? please log off now. Me Murray J. Blige and Wyclef are calling 911, 411, and tweeting the law. You are out of order.
@Naturally Alise,
I’m outta, control. Gina’s outta control. This whole d*mn party’s outta connttrrooolllll
@Luvvie,
LMBAO!
And with that, I need a lunch break. I swear yall aint got no manners up in here!
@Luvvie,
LOL. You stupid. And I’m stupid for knowin exactly what that’s from and visualizing him saying it. SMH…
@nia,
you and me both. lol
@Luvvie, omg…. the thought of the underbelly of Reuben Studdard has left me gasping for air. dammit i gotta go to work in a minute. vsb is the debil… i said it b4 and i say it again!
@Luvvie, underbelly of Ruben Studdard??
Apologize for 2009.
now.
@shri fry rye,
This is my sorry for 2009, and I aint gonna IG up no more, this
year, day, week, hour…minuteI’mo take this one chance to make it real clear…
“Humans have been willing to buy and sell sex since adam was rockin a bald fade.”
Hysterical – but how do you know Adam didn’t roll with the gumby?
@Madame Zenobia,
LMAO! I can’t afford to be reading funny ass comments in these TET. Seriously!
@Madame Zenobia,
Now you got me picturing Adam rocking the Kid (from Kid n Play) with the 3 lines on the side. Was Eve rocking a Black mullet? Serious up front, party in the back with finga waves?
@Luvvie,
Or this?
http://www.ghettohairstyles.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/ghetto-prom-hair.jpg
@nia,
My isntant reaction would be to slap that thing. Even in my fantasy my hand gets stuck though.
@Dom,
Wowzers – that’s unacceptable. Who would even think to do that?
@Luvvie,
I do believe Eve rocked the curl – just let you SOOOOOOOOUUUUULLLLL GLLOOOOOOOO!
@Madame Zenobia,
Too funny!
Ionno about this one… the TET would have to get really really really bad b4 I’d consider taking off my clothes 4 money. Bad like on some Welcome to the Terrordome wasteland apocolypse type shyt… my mind just can’t really wrap around this one too much. But that’s me. I wouldn’t condemn anyone who chooses to do it. Stripping that is – being a porn star/ prostitute isn’t in the same category I don’t think. Some people have certain talents that I just don’t have. I’d make a horrible skripper. I’m not that friendly or flexible lol. As far as dating someone who was a former male skripper? I am a real believer in the power of the lord to bring anyone through anything so I guess it really depends on what they are doing when I meet them and if that skripping was like for 3 months in college like 10 years ago… and if they got their clean bill of health papers and we get them together… in front of each other lol. But all jokes aside, i’m thinking that being an adult film star or prostitute (same thing right?) is a hard lifestyle/career path to shake, for a male or female. It’s a shame but once you go certain places, coming back from those places takes the strength of God. If you’re selling your body me thinks it’s prolly pretty hard to have a healthy relationship and attraction to another person. Dang… this makes me think of Madea goes to Jail. So in conclusion… uhhh i wouldn’t skrip unless (god forbid) my babies were starving and there were absolutely no other options… and ehhh… i’d give a former male skripper a chance if he’s come a LOOOONG way since then and changed his life completely and that is completely evident by how he’s living at present. *** and btw*** I’m going to be outta town the weekend of the 10th otherwise i’d love to come thru and hang out… have fun w/o me… :’-(
@pgh muse,
I’ve actually gone on dates with dudes who proudly proclaimed they were male strippers, as if that would turn me on.
Nigro please! You was bucky nekkid in some cowboy boots last week and you think that’s a positive image?
@Me fail english?, I have to concur. There is no way I could take that dude seriously. The first time he opened his mouth to talk politics or the value of a good education, I would laugh directly in his face.
@pgh muse,
I’m going to be outta town the weekend of the 10th otherwise i’d love to come thru and hang out… have fun w/o me… :’-(
i pushed the date back a couple weeks to the 24th.
also, maybe in that time you can purchase some paragraph spacers
@pgh muse,
I’m not that friendly or flexible
great t-shirt
I would never consider “the life”. As long as I can drop a fry/pour a drink, I always have an option. And I’d be the hardest-workin fry dropper/drink pour-er so that I can get up that Mc-corporate ladder!
Hell…and truth be told, I think I’d be afraid to see the people who’d pay to see me un(der)dressed. Lol
P.S. Can I get my official late night crew members only jacket now?
@Imperfect,
“Can I get my official late night crew members only jacket now?”
Y’all get jackets?!
*Sets alarm*
@Imperfect,
Yes, you can get a crew jacket with the patch on the left tit. What size you want?
@Luvvie,
because you know the left boob is the Party Boob
@blackberry molasses,
The left boob is the RIGHT boob!
having worked a lot of strip clubs I dont have a problem with people “in the life” I wouldnt date a male stripper or escort but I would a s.e.x therapist counselor or things like that…Y you ask? well 1. I choose brains over beauty so I am immediately a bit suspicious of anyone who makes their money soleley off of their physical appearance not that using your body makes you dumb but in my experience a lot of them are pretty shallow the men and the women and two because I am not sure I could handle it. I am not typically the jealous type but I know my limits. and also in this day and age ho shyt is killin ninjas left and right .
but on another note.. I mean these TET’s have made me think about going back to bartending and waitressing on the weekend but ur ah…. getting butt nakey for the shakey? I cant do it but hey if you like it I love it….meanwhile I went to the strip club last week with some friends and the club made you buy your drink at the door with the admission. They didnt have my drink at the front so they gave me a ticket to walk to the bar. 1. this strip club had the laziest strippers I ever seen. I mean they didnt want to dance got on and off the stage like fat girls getting out of bucket seats…and then the waitress walks up to me and asks can she get my drink..i tell her what I want she goes to get it and comes back..and then asks me for a tip….ok if she would have waited my table I would have but tip you for bringing me 1 drink, you aint even cleared the table yet? where they do that at? then I said no she asked me again like she didnt hear me.. He.ll no Biatch!!!
@shay_d_lady,
Yeah there has been a major spike in ninjas gettin all wild aggressive about they tips. Some fool in coat check asked me for a tip before he even hung the isht up. Shakin the can and all. Then he lost some dude’s fur!
@Me fail english?
He lost dude’s fur??? Oh HE.L.L naw, that’s grounds for getting stomped out.
@V Renee,
He almost did! Haha. Serves him right, shaking that can at me.
@Me fail english?,
any dude with a fur deserves to get that sh*t lost
@shay_d_lady,
This is hilarious! People getting crazy with the tips is no joke!
After particularly bad service my grandma left the waitress her tip in change. It was like $8 in change. The woman followed us out the door saying we forgot to leave a tip. My grandma was like “you betta count up them quarters and dimes!” lol!
@Dom,
Unless yall had more than a $60 bill she’s lucky she got $8! I woulda took it in food stamps.
@Me fail english?,
Nah, we didn’t and she was lucky to get a tip at all! I wasnt leaving her sh!t, the sevice was terrible!
I thought it was a great compromise, leaving her something, but insulting her by making it in small change.
But to come running behind us like that would helped convince us leave a tip? FOH
@Me fail english?,
yeah, folks are gettin crazy bout tips, but the damn service aint no better!!! like, you get my order wrong, im waiting forever for my water, you damn near spill the food in my lap….then you wanna hound me bout a tip? no ma’am!
here’s a tip: do. better.
@Dom, LMAO ur grandma is gangsta!
also why yall all anti twitter now? Pj was tweeting like crazy back in January….what the he.ll happened?
@shay_d_lady,
Maybe the recession got his motivation to Tweet. IDK. My BFF, Rose?
BTW, my Twitter name is LuvvieIG. Find me, VSBs and VSSes!
@Luvvie,
my name is: http://twitter.com/naturallyalise ….. get like me!
@shay_d_lady,
noone’s anti…just to have a reason to be “pro”
No doubt the recession has been blamed for everything under the sun; I just used it as an excuse for why my baked chicken came out a little “extra crispy” tonight.
Anyway, having known people involved in various levels of the sex work industry (from p0rn0 folks in the 818 to ‘party girls’ who affectionately call dudes w/ names like “Silky” their manager) my attitude is usually aggressive indifference as you say. It really boils down to individual circumstances.
Would I consider selling myself? As a 100% straight male my market value as a “worker” would be close to slave wages, so no….being a “manager”/”producer” on the other hand is another matter. Realistically, I couldn’t handle the psychological issues/requisite drama that you have to deal with from folks in the industry.
Could I date someone who was/is in the life? Yep (if they were out — it’s like the mob though), again it boils down to the individual — you just gotta be on point…would not even consider wifing.
semi-off topic: The modern day “journalism” industry kill me w/ these articles — on some pure anecdotal sh*t. Believe me when I tell you there are not a bunch of Phds trying to break into the game.
@Master Sergeant Vernon Waters,
“semi-off topic: The modern day “journalism” industry kill me w/ these articles — on some pure anecdotal sh*t.”
Yeah, I had a long argument with John Stossel (in my head) about this last week.
But ya gotta love headlines like “A bobcat walks into a bar…attacks two people”
BA-DUN-DUN!
@Me fail english?,
I saw that on the news today. That was terrible. That thing had Rabies too!
@Me fail english?,
“A bobcat walks into a bar…attacks two people”
after splattering chinese food all over my monitor…. I done died n went to heaven
@Me fail english?,
BA-DUN-DUN!
@Master Sergeant Vernon Waters,
As a 100% straight male my market value as a “worker” would be close to slave wages
lol, i’m mad you felt the need to bolster straight with “100%”.
First and foremost, I find Twitter to be a complete and utter waste of time. It’s just another way for people to procrastinate when they can be doing some real shit. Information is already reduced down to :30 news bits and 100 word newspaper/magazine articles. So now I’m forced to read a sentence re: what someone had for lunch, how their bossed pissed them off or what shoes they are wearing?
No thanks.
I opened a Twitter account a while back but, because I find it to be useless, no one will ever, ever find me on there. I just refuse to engage in it outside of a work/organizational capacity (I find it useful for business needs but not on a personal level).
Secondly, I can’t crucify someone for taking it off to pay bills. That said, I don’t pay to see male strippers – can we say nasty? – so I definitely wouldn’t date one. I think I could, in theory, be a stripper – these boobs were made for bouncin’ – and I’ve gotten compliments on my private shows
, but it would, literally have to be an absolute last resort (as in I lost the ability to speak and comprehend information and McDonald’s and Burger King went out of business) and it would have to be in an upscale setting.
It’s sad, though, that some women can make more money with their physical assets than their mental ones. Nevertheless, folks have to put food on the table…an honest day’s work is an honest day’s work.
@iloVEGrits,
I love twitter bc it is an absolute waste of time, lol… No actually it takes my mind off for a little while in my day off my life in this TET, AND I have actually made some contacts and leads to some speaking and writing gigs from wasting that time… but it surely ain’t for everyone… is it more or less a waste of time than VSB?
@Naturally Alise,
Alise, you are a writer – a business – so Twitter makes sense for you. I am referring to using Twitter in the personal sense, using it to tell people you didn’t have enough mayo on your sandwich or that you don’t like the shoes you are wearing.
If VSB had a real marketing plan in place (folks think social media marketing means adding friends and posting updates; it’s more than that and you need a marketing plan to drive your actions/measure success) and Twitter was a part of comprehensive plan, it would make sense.
@iloVEGrits, please enlighten us on what the VSB twitter marketing plan should entail.
@Liz,
Girl, that’s called consulting and comes with a fee. lol.
@iloVEGrits,
I am open to bartering.
@iloVEGrits,
LMAO! YES I was gon say it b4 you did but I figured you’d swoop in.
*clears throat* VEG is a freelance consultant & writer on marketing, social media She also does website development, and is top flight Creole of the world.
*whispers* V, that commercial will cost you a crepe dinner. Kthnx
@iloVEGrits,
very well and eloquently put…. i also use twitter to spread my Ig to the masses, lol…..
@iloVEGrits,
Twitter is only as useful as the purpose you use it for. Yes, it can be an absolute waste of time, but it can also be awesome for networking. I’ve been placed in touch with some connects via Twitter.
The main advantage about Twitter is that it really does shrink that 6 degrees of separation, and very quickly. Even quicker than Facebook, and you can reach those you may not have an opportunity to reach otherwise.
However, Twitter can just be a soapbox for every Tom, Dick & Junebug who use it as a platform to be heard by somebody. Anybody.
Eh, whatever though. Different strokes… (no Willis)
@Luvvie,
I hear ya but I don’t buy it.
Most folks are using Twitter to update on nonsense. And for the ones who make contacts – that’s great. But their Twitter updates and Facebook status’ tend to be the same…it’s repeated content and, as a user, it’s a waste of my time to read the same ish over and over again. Most folks are not getting any benefit out of Twitter.
@iloVEGrits,
Well I hope to pieces that people dont change their Facebook statuses as often as Twitter. I use the 2-3 changes TOPS a day on Facebook. Ain’t no reason for folks to be changing FB statuses every hour on the hour.
And I get spurts where I have no attention span for Twitter, and be missing for like 4 days. other times, I spend 2 str8 hrs on there having convos with folks on the shows we watching.
On another token, I control 3 organizations’ Twitter accounts (9-5 gig, side hustle, Red Pump Project) and those are pretty deliberate. I use it to inform, educate, and build stronger connections with the networks. I’m not on there saying how Que from Making the Band needs psychiatric help (although he does)
@Luvvie,
Only the guilty fee when not being pursued. :p
I was not meaning you per se…and I am sure all VSBers use the web in a meaningful, impactful way.
@iloVEGrits,
I know you aint mean me.
Btw, GUILT DEEZ
@Luvvie,
“other times, I spend 2 str8 hrs on there having convos with folks on the shows we watching.”
Though: this is a waste of time. lol.
@iloVEGrits,
Yes, you are so correct on that. LOL
@iloVEGrits,
That said, I don’t pay to see male strippers – can we say nasty? – so I definitely wouldn’t date one.
I concur.
First and foremost, I find Twitter to be a complete and utter waste of time. It’s just another way for people to procrastinate when they can be doing some real sh!t. Information is already reduced down to :30 news bits and 100 word newspaper/magazine articles. So now I’m forced to read a sentence re: what someone had for lunch, how their bossed pissed them off or what shoes they are wearing?
No thanks.
I opened a Twitter account a while back but, because I find it to be useless, no one will ever, ever find me on there. I just refuse to engage in it outside of a work/organizational capacity (I find it useful for business needs but not on a personal level).
Secondly, I can’t crucify someone for taking it off to pay bills. That said, I don’t pay to see male strippers – can we say nasty? – so I definitely wouldn’t date one. I think I could, in theory, be a stripper – these boobs were made for bouncin’ – and I’ve gotten compliments on my private shows
, but it would, literally, have to be an absolute last resort (as in I lost the ability to speak and to comprehend information and McDonalds and Burger King went out of business) and it would have to be in an upscale setting.
It’s sad, though, that some women can make more money with their physical assets than their mental ones. Nevertheless, folks have to put food on the table…an honest day’s work is an honest day’s work.
@iloVEGrits, I think I had my twitter account for two weeks. LOL. It got on my nerves.
@iloVEGrits, I haven’t gotten a Twitter account for this very reason. And I’m not sure how many people would pay to see a mute, slightly retarded Veggie Strippa lmao
@Kindred Smile,
lmao. I think the mens would love a mute, slightly retarded Veggie Strippa: they can say whatever and she won’t understand and she can’t bore them with words. lol.
Off topic-
“(Champ)
@Lili,
Then again a lot of us are warped and don’t always accept the best ppl in our lives to begin with.
potential vsb topic”
^^Make it happen cap’an
@Lili,
no
Any temptation to use Twitter more frequently was quashed after the Cisco Fatty incident. So no.
I think that transactional sex (“pay my telephone bills, pay my automo-bills”) is a cousin-brother to commercial sex and think both concepts are hard to swallow. I may also be jaundiced as first strip club I went to (B-more strip clubs suck BTW), that was when I found out that you also get white hair in your pewbic area as the old-ish stripper was rocking one hell of a 5-o’clock shadow (actually, a baby-fro).
So no.
@Wanjiru,
Cisco Fatty was just a dummy. Once again, technology is only as stupid as the ones who use it. If you use it smartly, its smart. If you’re a dumbass, you need to rock an eDunce hat. Why she decided to place on TWITTER, which is like an internet megaphone, that she is tryna consider a job with Cisco (even though she may hate it) is beyond me.
Dummy. She deserved that firing.
Here’s a link bout this incident, for folks that wanna read up on it. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29901380/
@Luvvie,
wooooooow, just…..wow. had not heard about this.
@Luvvie,
I must be getting soft, I actually feel sorry for her. lol@ losing a job over Twitter…in these TET. HAHAHA!
I got a home girl who has been doing it for years and yea she got money but she is perpetually unhappy and she cant ever seem to date anybody cuz she keeps trying to date her tricks and that never turns out good. The only plus side to me knowing her besides the fact that she is cool is that after kicking it with her so long on can spot a woman with thoses type of intentions in a heartbeat
@The Don,
so you have a platonic relationship with a stripper?
You never know someone’s reasons for being in a s3xual occupation, so I’m indifferent. One of my homegirls used to strip and I treat her just the same as everyone else.
On the other hand, I wouldn’t be able to date a man who had this occupation. I’d be thinking of all the women he’s had (as if men NOT in the profession can’t be just as promiscuous). LOL. But it would be different bc I could actually see him in action.
If I had no other option, you have to do what you’ve got to do. I may consider stripping, but that’s where I draw the line!
@Nicki Sunshine,
This may be a stereotype, so all can hate me now but male strippers be nasty as hell!
I’ve been to both types of clubs. And the nastiest ish I’ve seen the females do (not just simulated)on stage with patrons pales in comparison to what the men do. You can literally watch male strippers contracting hepatitis from your seat. No champagne room or nothing! Yascusto!
@Me fail english?, This may be a stereotype, so all can hate me now but male strippers be nasty as hell!
LOL! I agree 100%.
@Me fail english?, I have to agree. There’s something really, really unclean about male strippas, even when they’re fully clothed
@Kindred Smile,
they always look greasy, even in their off time, maybe the baby oil is permanently tattooed on the like permanent eyeliner?
@Naturally Alise,
LOL!! Personally, I don’t like for my mens to glisten….
@N.I.A. fabuloussince1982….
So you saying you didn’t like Steve Harvey when he was glistening with his orange creme on?
@Me fail english?, Oh, but I agree. I do not like seeing a male stripper. Once this girl had on at her bachelorette party and he was going all up under girls SKIRTS. EW. All that sex simulations and oiled up-ness is gross!
@Nicki Sunshine,
“oiled up-ness is gross!”
Word. Ol’ highly flammable hoes tryna transfer grease. How bout I pay you to stay OFF me and my white blouse. Thank you.
@Me fail english?, LMAO. U are sooo funny but that is the truf.
This fool picked me up even though I was begging him NOT TO. and my shirt was soaked in his shirt and oil (and my shirt was white). How gross is that?
@Nicki Sunshine
Ewwwwwwwwww. I would have had to take some of his tips to replace my shirt.
@Nicki Sunshine,
Uh uh! Stop the show! Depending on the material I mighta had to kick his boombox.
@V Renee and Me Fail English?, It was cotton. Can u imagine a cotton WHITE shirt wet. EW. I was grossed out and pissed…
@Nicki Sunshine, Ladies should never wear skirts to a bachelorette party. Never. Not that they should have to wear armor-plated steel knickerbockers, but skirts? No sah, nuh -uh.
@KindredSmile, I know right… and what grossed me out even more was that she was a gross girl. ECK
@Me fail english?, lmao… this made me giggle. And i definitely have to concur… Eeee! They r pretty scary @ me when i think of the ones i’ve seen. I have a girlfriend who likes male strippers…
LOL @ well….its a recession. apparently, the “p” in “p-popping” now stands for phd.
I wouldn’t mind seeing some of my grad professor shake what there mama gave em. They Were in there early thirties and they definitely kept themselves up. hmmmm me thinks I need to go back to see where they are now………….lol
@Double J,
you know, i never had a hot teacher. sh*t, i’ve never even worked with a hot teacher before. i feel incomplete
@The Champ,
oh my damn…ive had a couple of sexazz professors!
“well….its a recession. apparently, the “p” in “p-popping” now stands for phd.”
Good friend said her phd wouldn’t put food on the table….but her ass would….
Whole lotta of the women i knew in school shook the goods just to finish up.
Do what you got to do…who i am to judge?
I love sax too much to do it for money….that’s just me ( nuttin on cue ain’t my thang )
@KingPine,
nuttin on cue ain’t my thang
it took a while for me to “get” this. when i finally did, i grew disgusted at myself that i spent that much time to get that
@The Champ,
I guess this morning waffle was not of the witty kind, uh?
Hell, I might be in the Silver Fox soon myself and sh*t! HELLO SOMEBODY!
Though people are losing jobs and can’t pay mortgages, money is being passed out for sum *ss though.
@The Dutchess,
I saw “Silver Fox” and was wondering what Ralph Lauren (the designer) had to do with any of this. Then I reread the sentence and realized you meant a strip club. This is what happens when I dont drink my morning French Vanilla Hot Cocoa
@Luvvie,
lol. i was thinking of anderson cooper.
@The Dutchess,
Hell, I might be in the Silver Fox soon myself and sh*t! HELLO SOMEBODY!
before you consider this, tape yourself on dailymotion and send it to us so we can, ummm, critique. you might have a future behind you.
The Pink Monkey??? Sounds like somethin Justin Timberlake would name his member.
@nia,
BWahahahahahahaha!!! You tryna kill me!
My pillow twinset??? LOL! Champ, I only ask that you try to keep your composure when you finally meet me. J/k
Now I’m gonna have Keeping My Composure by H-Town in my head all day.
@Voiceofreason,
the mcdonald’s singing fish song has been in my head all day.
I personally don’t have any problems with people in the industry, I actually tip my hat to them. They keep me entertained & shyt when nothing is on TV. Would I personally date a chick like that . . . nope, been there done that.
Would I become apart of the industry if I fell on hard times . . . sure why not. It’s funny because I was joking about this the other day, after my job told me to kick rocks. So ladies of Philadelphia get ready,
Captain Smack A$$, might be coming (no pun intended) to a stage near you. lol
@eff yo couch,
Sorry about the job sitch, eff!
@luvtheshoes,
ditto….sorry to hear about that, eff. whats your field and education level…they are looking for PRN people at my internship and they could use some men on the staff. drop me an email if youre interested…
@eff yo couch, Sorry to hear about the layoff
@eff yo couch,
lol@ Captain Smack A$$
*sending glittery gold star dust covered email to BBJ for vsb’ers on the cusp of slangin’ @ss due to these TET*
@eff yo couch,
That stinks about the job! Hopefully things will pick up soon.
On the name tip though, I think the best stripper name I’ve heard is Butt Naked Brandon. Straight and to the point!
@Dom,
I might have to use that name. My government name begins with a “B” too
@eff yo couch
Bernie?? Is that you??
@V Renee,
Hope not. Butt Naked Bernie sounds like he gives free “shows” on the city bus
@Me fail english?,
Literally LOL @ Butt Naked Bernie!
@Me fail english?,
LMAO!!! butt naked bernie does sound like he spends mad nights in lock-up for doing his show outside the kinkos!
@eff yo couch,
i have a stripper acquaintance through basketball who goes by “ginufine”. i dont know where i was going with this, but sorry about the job and sh*t
@The Champ,
This is either a common name or I broke bread on your friend.
Also, lol@ you emphasizing he’s your ACQUAINTANCE (NOT FRIEND) and only through BASKETBALL
We get it, we get it. You don’t choose friends on thongalasciousness
@Me fail english?,
I broke bread on your friend.
How does one do that exactly? Inquiring mind wants to know.
@eff yo couch,
Sorry bout the layoff. *HUGS*
And on the point of ur stripper name. Why don’t you use “Eff yo Cooch”?
You ‘ont like it?
@Luvvie,
would you kindly go take up your rightful seat in the Corner? thanks.
and I’ll take that **snatches the two hunnit dollas you was trying to sneak away in your newsboy**
@eff yo couch, This is sad! Keep ur head up and enjoy the unemployment compensation
!! Things will get better 
@everyone, thanks & shyt
Layoffs . . .naw son, I was fired. lol But it’s cool I stole enough company supplies for me to go back to school and get this degree. And the unemployment and tax-mas season is holding me down in the mean time. So the stripping pole is not in my near future. lol Just pray that I don’t hurt myself trying to remodel this damn house . . . that cobra insurance shyt only lasts for so long.
@eff yo couch, aww, i’m sorry. dang, hugs for everyone. my love is recession proof!
holla @ craig and his list, but beware of the weirdos!
@shri fry rye,
Yeah Craigslist is Top Flight Random Stuff You May Not Know You Need Website of the World. Of the world, Craig.
@Luvvie,
Craig, your list be letting you know evil lurks….
@eff yo couch, sorry to hear about the job. I’m in the same boat…xcept I was laid off, not fired….
Times are tough as hell, and I can’t knock any woman or man who can make it do what it do at the skrip club. I wouldn’t want anyone in my fam or close circle of friends to go that route, I would rather they come to me, and I’ll see if I can hook them up with
a little casha job. Personally, if I was to go TETting anywhere the secs industry, I would become a Pure Romance Consultant, and sell their products. I can keep my clothes on and make a little extra cash.Now that I think about it, I am looking for a side gig…I need to get on that.
@N.I.A. fabuloussince1982….,
I just posted above about selling Pure Romance for two years. If you’re serious, they are a great company to work for in that particular niche industry.
@luvtheshoes,
I’m actually going to one of those parties tonight…lol
But yea…these TET are preventing me from making pleasurable purchases.
I was just having the “would you wife a stirpper and/or pron star?” convo with some of my friends.
I would definitely date someone in the industry.
1. Just about all women have grinded on some stranger in a dark place with music playing, at least she’s cool enough to get him to pay for it.
2. I work days, she works nights, we could save money on daycare…”it’s a recession”
3. Strippers make money…”i love her ’cause she got her own”
4. She’s comfortable with her body and already has a role-play ready wardrobe for when I’m feeling adventurous
…i know where i’m going tonight!
@Carver G Woodson a.k.a. Cornell Westside,
2. I work days, she works nights, we could save money on daycare…”it’s a recession”
who knew that wifing “white chocolate” could be so practical?
@Carver G Woodson a.k.a. Cornell Westside,
4 Best Reasons to date a stripper. I like it.
Hahah…her club is called the Pink Monkey. I seriously crack up at oddly named pron titles and club names.
Too bad more women are going into the profession…I don’t have any dollars to throw at them. So in these hard and troubled times, I just go to Youtube and find some (of age) tight youngin twerkin and throw dollars at the screen. Seems to work and I don’t miss the two drink minimum.
@CPT Callamity
LMAO. If I ever saw a ninja doing this……….wait I don’t know what I would do. Either way it’s hilarious.
@CPT Callamity,
I just go to Youtube and find some (of age) tight youngin twerkin and throw dollars at the screen
LOLOL
I think they are hos.
@CreoleInDC,
Come on CreoleInDC, it’s Friday. Give a guy something.
@WuDaMan,
You’re right…I’ll clean that up.
I think they are hos and are doing ho-ish.
Better?
@CreoleInDC,
BWUAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHA
aight. I won’t ask you for the basis of your disdain for Hos n they shyt. Weather you have been directly or indirectly affected by they shyt? No. I’ma just say have a great Holess weekend.
@WuDaMan,
Since the weather is so nice today…Imma give you a pass. Use it wisely WuDaMan-San.
@CreoleInDC,
What?? *shocked look on my face* these could have been some good questions. If I was asking em. So http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3E1VBCcA76E
@CreoleInDC, wudaman
me thinks you two should get a room.
@CreoleInDC,
HA!
@CreoleInDC,
Dang. Dont hold back. Say how you REALLY feel.
@Luvvie,
Oh…and as for DATING a KNOWN ho?
No.
Period.
End.
Of.
Discussion.
As for dating someone in the industry, the answer would be no. No disrespect, but I like for the mens to have a little hair somewhere on his body. That smooth skin ish is not hot on a man…at least not to me, and male skrippers are kinda ridculous and corny. Couple that with the fact that I think its gross to have chex with hundreds of women, and I think it’s psycologically and spiritually damaging, the men in the industry have no chance with me.
@N.I.A. fabuloussince1982….,
Couple that with the fact that I think its gross to have chex with hundreds of women
i think so too. seems like it would get you alot of gas
I’m in love with a stripper
She poppin she rollin she rollin
She climbing that pole and
Im in love with a stripper
she trippin she playin she playin
Im not going nowhere girl Im staying
With that said, I don’t think I could strip. But who knows, if I TRULY fell on hard times and had NO OTHER alternatives, sh*t, Ill be practicing my azz off and getting my upper body strength together so I could climb that pole. And it would be in a city FAR from home, where no one (hopefully) would know who I was- straight rocking wigs.
I will admit that I like going to strip clubs (not male ones – ewww gross). Hands down the best one I’ve been to was in Ft. Lauderdale.
Oh and I could NOT date a guy in the “industry”. They are gross to me.
@V Renee,
I like going to strip clubs (not male ones – ewww gross).
Ditto.
What about flucking for tracks?? Is that an alternative?? hmmmmmmmmm….if only I could sing.
@V Renee, that’s the beauty of flucking for tracks, no singing or dancing skills necessary. Ask Cassie.
@V Renee,
Well effing for tracks aint seem to do Mya much good. Her and her baby hurr are in the Land of Irrelevant now.
@Luvvie,
That’s cuz Mya wasn’t doing it right. Cassie went for a man who heads his own label and signs her checks. Xtina Mili gets with producers who are hit makers (Dre from Cool & Dre and The Dream).
I’m not advocating this behavior in anyway, but if you’re going to do it, dam*it do it right.
@Lili,
Although…this hasn’t done much for Chrissy either, other than some damaged hair.
@Me fail english?,
Oh you’re right, Christina hasn’t been doing a great job at it, but I doubt she was hurting while dating Dre. And now, especially in these current TET- being with The Dream and upgrading from Myspace records isn’t hurting her either.
LOL
Again, not advocating…but if you’re going to be foolish enough to take your focus off of your own career and establishing yourself financially and artistically, at least be wise about it.
This is a hard one (no pun intended) for me. On one hand, I’ve been a Pure Romance consultant, been in many a strip club and quite frankly have no problem with people in the industry. Most of the time, I find the drama amusing and can appreciate the skills (physical and emotional) needed for one of these types of jobs.
For me personally? I don’t see myself doing pron or wearing any clear heels but I could definitely work in a legitimate management position if the chips were down for me.
Keeping it real, there’s always going to be a demand for this type of thing and I don’t see anything wrong with working in the industry if I’m keeping my clothes on but providing solid, educated help to people who usually get taken advantage of by fools trying to say they a primp.
@luvtheshoes,
Most of the time, I find the drama amusing and can appreciate the skills (physical and emotional) needed for one of these types of jobs
emotional skills?
@The Champ,
Basically, turning off the emotions and realizing that its just a “game” and not to get caught up emotionally. Oh and try not to have too many daddy issues. Course most of the people I’ve personally known that are in some facet of the industry are in the industry particularly BECAUSE of those reasons but hey…those who succeed, do so because they know how to handle the emotional pitfalls accordingly.
Chicago is hosting a “So You Thank You Can Skrip” competition less than a mile from my house. First prize? 5K and a trip to Vegas. Apparently, they’ve gotten a turnout so substantial that the club is doubling up its “Amateur Nights”.
@Kindred Smile,
WHY must you put Chicago’s foolishness on the map as such?? First you mention the Snuggie barcrawl. Now this. You’s a Benedict Arnold.
@Luvvie, No I ain’t! I put on for our city! I’m jes sayin – I got to pass a bedazzled @ss banner every day on my way to work – I had to share this info with somebody (read: everybody).
@KindredSmile,
*side-eye* I’m ON to you, Ben!
@Luvvie, those snuggie bar crawls are all over the place though. it’s like a nationwide phenomenon. snuggie lovers unite!
Last week they showed a strip club that was hiring on the news, and the line was literally out the door! They recieved hundreds of applicants mostly for bouncers, bartenders, dj’s (or so they said…). I guess you gotta do what you gotta do to pay the rent so I cant knock anybody for it.
At the same time I personally dont have it in my right now, but I’m not gonna front like I didnt consider it in my broke college days!
As far as dating goes, I know for sure I could never/would never date a man who was strippin or doing p*rn. Just the thought of my man diddling some other chick is enough to set me on edge. Knowing its his job would be way too stressful!
@Dom,
yeah, i get stressed when i think about diddling too
“also, vsb.com has a twitter account.…as does panama….and the champ. if anyone can successfully convince either of them why they should even bother tweeting, theres a free vsb tee in it for you.”
Ya’ll just reminded me, I need to buy me a VSB tee soon, but I’ll bite.
The reason why ya’ll should even bother tweeting? It’s a recession. Anyhow, gotta add you guys.
Okay, it’s somethin’ else when dealt with a situation that virtually everyone can relate to, a once-condemned act is now considered okay. As far as stripping goes, I can’t knock a sista (or brotha) for doing what they gotta do. Can’t say I could imagine myself doing the same, but hell, that’s all I can do: imagine. Can’t realistically make a decision unless I’m actually in that situation…it’s one of those situations where I can honestly say that I don’t know what I’d do.
Now dating? Well, um, I find it a bit easier to make that decision: Boy, NAW.
Have a good weekend, ya’ll!
@Cheekie,
Can’t realistically make a decision unless I’m actually in that situation…it’s one of those situations where I can honestly say that I don’t know what I’d do
so you have a price?
@The Champ,
I’m Mastercard priceless.
ima stripper and this my life
i got kids im a wife
with bills to pay
so i twist and shake
until my body ache
i twist and shake
all day
so pray that you make it rain
aye aye aye
make it rain
aye aye aye
make it rain
aye aye aye
make it rain
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYwtUva0zCc
@The Dutchess,
is this worksafe?
We laughingly condemn the skrippers, pron performers, and hookers, BUT I just thought about the fact that there is obviously an audience for them. They would not exist were it not for a john, perv, bachelor party, and regla ol’ guys… so stop (pause) think about it….
@Naturally Alise,
I got pissed watching some doc on SHO called “Very Young Girls” where these underage girls who aren’t even old enough to consent to sex are locked up for turning tricks. Juxtaposed to their customers who had to go thru some weak ass, day seminar on sensitvity training.
BOOSHEET!
@Me fail english?, That is the type of documentary that would make me be about to catch a case. I hate watching shyt like that cuz it just makes me sooo mad. I’m so glad i have sons when i think about shyt like this.
@Me fail english?,
sensitivity training? WTF? They should all be in jail, and have to register on the sex offenders list immediately.
Completely unrelated…I don’t know if the TETness of it all or the Obama Effect, but when did Brazil get gully? They’re gonna start calling yall Venezuela and sh!t
http://www.nydailynews.com/money/2009/03/27/2009-03-27_brazilian_president_lula_de_silva_blames.html
lol@ “Gordon Brown, Britain’s Prime Minister, watched uncomfortably from his seat.”
@Me fail english?,
LOL!! I heard this last night on the BBC World News. It’s gonna be an interesting G20 Summit…..
@Me fail english?,
Oh wow! He wasnt playing was he?
Basically, they aint putting in ish cuz they didnt eff stuff up. Take that take that take that Britain/US!
@Dom,
Basically, they aint putting in ish cuz they didnt eff stuff up. Take that take that take that Britain/US!
And that’s right they shouldn’t… For years, those countries were not allowed at the “adults table” now that the “adults” have spoiled and spilled all the food and drink, they want to chop at the “kiddies table”.
Can’t wait for that summit though, it’s going to be hilarious. I know Russia ain’t gonna want to play either.
Haven’t had time to read the comments yet… but stripping has always been my
not sosecret dream job.I mean, getting naked while dancing AND getting paid for it? Sheesh, that’s the life!
Unfortunately, I am not an orphan… and don’t want to have the death of those lovely people (parents) on my conscience… I stick to my homemade strip club when the urge strikes…
The End.