Dating, Relationships, & Sex, Pop Culture

link of the week: from jobless to topless

“its a recession”

jokingly used nowadays as a witty response to every question, this phrase can now be used as a justification for learning how to booty clap to the chorus of “say you will”.

“The tough job market is prompting a growing number of women across the country to dance in strip clubs, appear in adult movies or pose for magazines like Hustler.

Employers across the adult entertainment industry say they’re seeing an influx of applications from women who, like Brown, are attracted by the promise of flexible schedules and fast cash. Many have college degrees and held white-collar jobs until the economy soured.”

obviously, this is nothing new under the sun. humans have been willing to buy and sell sex since adam was rockin a bald fade. thing is, the sex industry has always been perceived as an option for the optionless, a skill less job for a hopeless woman.

today?

well….its a recession. apparently, the “p” in “p-popping” now stands for phd.

people of vsb:

personally, how would you describe your view of people with sexually themed occupations? reluctant admiration? disdain? pity? aggressive indifference? does your judgment depend on situation and circumstance?

would you consider “selling” yourself if you felt you didnt have any other attractive options?

could you date someone who’s been in or who’s currently in “the life”?

don’t be scurred and sh*t. we’re all family here.

****admin note****

on april 24th, the champ is hosting a happy hour at ava bar & lounge in pittsburgh for all vsb-ers in the tri-state area. come if you want to be awed by the champ’s black leather and voiceofreason’s pillow twinset.

email us at contact@verysmartbrothas.com, or join the verysmartbrothas.com facebook fan page and rsvp if you’re interested in attending. the champ can’t promise any drink specials right now, but he will personally buy liquor for anyone rocking vsb paraphernalia, like veteran vsb-er goodeness…

goody

…seen here contemplating life, spoons, and greyhound stations.

also, vsb.com has a twitter account.…as does panama….and the champ. if anyone can successfully convince either of them why they should even bother tweeting, theres a free vsb tee in it for you.

****end of admin note****

—the champ

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Damon Young is the editor-in-chief of VSB. He is also a contributing editor for EBONY.com. He resides in Pittsburgh, and he really likes pancakes.

  • http://nextbigthing.blogsome.com Hostess

    I couldn’t date anyone in the industry. Nor would I want my siblings or parents (yuck) to do it. I wouldn’t care if an adult NOT associated with me did it. The way I see it, if the person is a friend or associate, I should be able to help them find something ‘fully clothed’ to do. HOWEVER, if one of them were in MANAGEMENT, well, play on playa. Play on…And pay those taxes to Uncle Sam.

    • eff yo couch

      “The way I see it, if the person is a friend or associate, I should be able to help them find something ‘fully clothed’ to do.”

      @Hostess,

      I’ve seen a movie or 2 where the “actors” keep there clothes on.

    • eff yo couch

      “The way I see it, if the person is a friend or associate, I should be able to help them find something ‘fully clothed’ to do.”

      @Hostess,

      I’ve seen a movie or 2 where the “actors” keep there clothes on.

  • http://nextbigthing.blogsome.com Hostess

    I couldn’t date anyone in the industry. Nor would I want my siblings or parents (yuck) to do it. I wouldn’t care if an adult NOT associated with me did it. The way I see it, if the person is a friend or associate, I should be able to help them find something ‘fully clothed’ to do. HOWEVER, if one of them were in MANAGEMENT, well, play on playa. Play on…And pay those taxes to Uncle Sam.

  • http://nextbigthing.blogsome.com Hostess

    By the way, I have managed to conjugate TET. Yeah I know it’s not a verb. But if someone gets fired, they get TETTED. If a company is laying off, they are TETTING. If lay-offs are over, the work force has been TETTED. Gerunds anyone? How about: TETTING is not the hotness.

    I got too much nerd time on my hands.

    • http://myspace.com/shatani shatani

      @Hostess,

      i would make TET the only thing uppercase….but thats just me!

      • Gem of the TET

        i agree. TETed, TETing, TETage, TETify, TETilicious, etc.

        • http://myspace.com/shatani shatani

          @Gem of the TET,

          TETilicious sounds kinda hawt! lmao! thats that ole sexy destitution!

          • http://nextbigthing.blogsome.com Hostess

            @shatani, TETilicious could mean that something is on SALE! “I gotta get this TETilicious bag before someone else does.”

          • http://nextbigthing.blogsome.com Hostess

            @shatani, TETilicious could mean that something is on SALE! “I gotta get this TETilicious bag before someone else does.”

        • http://myspace.com/shatani shatani

          @Gem of the TET,

          TETilicious sounds kinda hawt! lmao! thats that ole sexy destitution!

        • http://www.awesomelyluvvie.com Luvvie

          @Gem of the TET,

          Not TETilicious! LOL watch Beyonce come out with a song with this title.

          • http://myspace.com/shatani shatani

            @Luvvie,

            i dunno if one wants to brag about their body being too TETilicious for ya, babe!

          • http://myspace.com/shatani shatani

            @Luvvie,

            i dunno if one wants to brag about their body being too TETilicious for ya, babe!

        • http://www.awesomelyluvvie.com Luvvie

          @Gem of the TET,

          Not TETilicious! LOL watch Beyonce come out with a song with this title.

      • Gem of the TET

        i agree. TETed, TETing, TETage, TETify, TETilicious, etc.

    • http://myspace.com/shatani shatani

      @Hostess,

      i would make TET the only thing uppercase….but thats just me!

    • http://www.awesomelyluvvie.com Luvvie

      @Hostess,

      TET is now a verb? Hmm… I think I like it.

    • http://www.awesomelyluvvie.com Luvvie

      @Hostess,

      TET is now a verb? Hmm… I think I like it.

    • Ro

      @Hostess, I missed class on the day we learned what “TET” means….can I get a definition please?

      • http://www.awesomelyluvvie.com Luvvie

        @Ro,

        TET = Tough Economic Times

        • http://www.myspace.com/chicanextdoor Miss Patterson

          @Luvvie, is that anything like TETTERS? it’s bacteria on the scalp.

          • http://www.kindredsmile.blogspot.com Kindred Smile

            @Miss Patterson, Ew, ew….stop

          • http://www.kindredsmile.blogspot.com Kindred Smile

            @Miss Patterson, Ew, ew….stop

          • http://www.awesomelyluvvie.com Luvvie

            @Miss Patterson,

            Pattiecakes, that is vomitrocious. UGH!

          • http://www.awesomelyluvvie.com Luvvie

            @Miss Patterson,

            Pattiecakes, that is vomitrocious. UGH!

          • http://nextbigthing.blogsome.com Hostess

            @Miss Patterson, Why you tryna inject FACT into my joke? Come on! It’s Friday.

          • http://nextbigthing.blogsome.com Hostess

            @Miss Patterson, Why you tryna inject FACT into my joke? Come on! It’s Friday.

        • http://www.myspace.com/chicanextdoor Miss Patterson

          @Luvvie, is that anything like TETTERS? it’s bacteria on the scalp.

        • http://mysixcents.wordpress.com Klysha

          @Luvvie, thanks for asking that question

        • http://mysixcents.wordpress.com Klysha

          @Luvvie, thanks for asking that question

      • http://www.awesomelyluvvie.com Luvvie

        @Ro,

        TET = Tough Economic Times

    • Ro

      @Hostess, I missed class on the day we learned what “TET” means….can I get a definition please?

  • http://nextbigthing.blogsome.com Hostess

    By the way, I have managed to conjugate TET. Yeah I know it’s not a verb. But if someone gets fired, they get TETTED. If a company is laying off, they are TETTING. If lay-offs are over, the work force has been TETTED. Gerunds anyone? How about: TETTING is not the hotness.

    I got too much nerd time on my hands.

  • Aceklub

    In my home city of Providence RI, one of the strip clubs is conducting a job fair to attract more females to dance and other positions. A job fair…it’s real in these streets.

    • http://www.awesomelyluvvie.com Luvvie

      @Aceklub,

      I wonder if people douse their resumes with pheromones when going to a Strip Club job fair. Or they could just spray some Calgon on it, so the mens an’ ems would be like “Ooooo Betty Bowlegged really put some thought into this.”

      I wonder.

      • http://nianaturally.blogspot.com N.I.A. fabuloussince1982….

        @Luvvie, so the mens an’ ems would be like “Ooooo Betty Bowlegged really put some thought into this.”

        LOL!!!

      • http://nianaturally.blogspot.com N.I.A. fabuloussince1982….

        @Luvvie, so the mens an’ ems would be like “Ooooo Betty Bowlegged really put some thought into this.”

        LOL!!!

      • http://nianaturally.blogspot.com N.I.A. fabuloussince1982….

        @Luvvie, so the mens an’ ems would be like “Ooooo Betty Bowlegged really put some thought into this.”

        LOL!!!

      • http://nianaturally.blogspot.com N.I.A. fabuloussince1982….

        @Luvvie, so the mens an’ ems would be like “Ooooo Betty Bowlegged really put some thought into this.”

        LOL!!!

      • Me fail english?

        @Luvvie,

        They better NOT be showing up with no damn resumes!

        Skills & Interests include: P-popping on a handstand, clear heels, body glitter.

        Seriously tho, I wonder what differentiates the job fair from a regular ol’ audition. It sounds so dignified and legitimate. I almost wanna go down there..

        • V Renee

          @Me fail english?

          You should. And take pictures/videos!!!!

        • V Renee

          @Me fail english?

          You should. And take pictures/videos!!!!

        • http://www.awesomelyluvvie.com Luvvie

          @Me fail english?,

          I wonder too. And is “business professional” in the stripping industry G-strings, or are boyshorts deemed prudish?

        • http://www.awesomelyluvvie.com Luvvie

          @Me fail english?,

          I wonder too. And is “business professional” in the stripping industry G-strings, or are boyshorts deemed prudish?

      • Me fail english?

        @Luvvie,

        They better NOT be showing up with no damn resumes!

        Skills & Interests include: P-popping on a handstand, clear heels, body glitter.

        Seriously tho, I wonder what differentiates the job fair from a regular ol’ audition. It sounds so dignified and legitimate. I almost wanna go down there..

    • http://www.awesomelyluvvie.com Luvvie

      @Aceklub,

      I wonder if people douse their resumes with pheromones when going to a Strip Club job fair. Or they could just spray some Calgon on it, so the mens an’ ems would be like “Ooooo Betty Bowlegged really put some thought into this.”

      I wonder.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=73903598 Dom

      @Aceklub,

      This made the news in Boston it was so damn crazy! LOL Gooooo Providence!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=73903598 Dom

      @Aceklub,

      This made the news in Boston it was so damn crazy! LOL Gooooo Providence!

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      @Aceklub,

      welcome and sh*t

      • http://www.awesomelyluvvie.com Luvvie

        @The Champ,

        I was wondering where you were. Was gon hav an amber alert out for a toast-eating pittsburghian with a penchance for snark

      • http://www.awesomelyluvvie.com Luvvie

        @The Champ,

        I was wondering where you were. Was gon hav an amber alert out for a toast-eating pittsburghian with a penchance for snark

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      @Aceklub,

      welcome and sh*t

  • Aceklub

    In my home city of Providence RI, one of the strip clubs is conducting a job fair to attract more females to dance and other positions. A job fair…it’s real in these streets.

  • overit

    could you date someone who’s been in or who’s currently in “the life”?

    get it squirrel! go ‘head then, if ya wanna!

    as for me and my house? i pray the lord separates my work and ho sh*t.

    • http://www.myspace.com/chicanextdoor Miss Patterson

      @overit, hi lovemuffin!!! you’re a hot mess, you know that?

    • http://www.myspace.com/chicanextdoor Miss Patterson

      @overit, hi lovemuffin!!! you’re a hot mess, you know that?

    • http://www.awesomelyluvvie.com Luvvie

      @overit,

      Engaging in Stock Market Crash ho sh*t
      401K down the drain Ho sh*t
      *ss still has value Ho Sh*t
      Echoing Bank Account Ho sh*t

      Times is rough. Get in where you fit in (and if this happens to be in a Dereon embroidered & sequined thong or a Flames-print banana hammock, then so be it)

      Someone could even use the scripper name, “AIG-spot”.

      • overit

        @Luvvie,

        tent city ho sh*t
        dolla outta $0.15 ho sh*t
        you gon finish that ho sh*t
        sheeeeeeit you don’t know me ho sh*t
        the old me is dead and broke ho sh*t
        paying ho….mage ho sh*t
        drop down the eagle done got me ho sh*t
        my account is on some red light special ho sh*t

        All jokes aside, times IS rough. i would never condemn someone for making certain choices, cause for most people it is not the first one.

        • http://www.awesomelyluvvie.com Luvvie

          @overit

          Z, you stoopid!

        • http://www.awesomelyluvvie.com Luvvie

          @overit

          Z, you stoopid!

        • http://naturallyalise.blogspot.com Naturally Alise

          @overit,

          DEAD @ tent city hosh*t, i hate you intensely. you’d be singing some Musiq Soulchild:

          “If I woulda knew the ho next TENT woulda been youuuuu….”

          • http://www.awesomelyluvvie.com Luvvie

            @Naturally Alise,

            “If I woulda knew the ho next TENT woulda been youuuuu….”

            LMAO!!! This is a phantom of me typing b/c the old me is dead and gone at this right chere. I would quit you but phantoms can’t quit folks.

          • http://www.awesomelyluvvie.com Luvvie

            @Naturally Alise,

            “If I woulda knew the ho next TENT woulda been youuuuu….”

            LMAO!!! This is a phantom of me typing b/c the old me is dead and gone at this right chere. I would quit you but phantoms can’t quit folks.

          • overit

            @Naturally Alise, aaaaaaaaand i’m going to bed sangin that, i hate you.

          • overit

            @Naturally Alise, aaaaaaaaand i’m going to bed sangin that, i hate you.

        • http://naturallyalise.blogspot.com Naturally Alise

          @overit,

          DEAD @ tent city hosh*t, i hate you intensely. you’d be singing some Musiq Soulchild:

          “If I woulda knew the ho next TENT woulda been youuuuu….”

        • Gem of the TET

          Don’t Wanna Get Attacked For $0.35 Ho Ish
          Will Sell My Baaaangles For Food Ho Ish
          Will Fight A Rabid Squirrel For My Car Ho Ish
          I Need To Get To Dex Studio Ho Ish
          I’m Not Made Of Wood Ho Ish
          Go Head Then If Ya Wanna Ho Ish
          I Need More Mixers Ho Ish

          • overit

            @Gem of the TET, that sounds like some paw paw ho sh*t!

            • Gem of the TET

              oh and i forgot one..

              Need You To Use Your Dingaling From Time to Time Ho Ish

              darn you b.scott!!!!

            • Gem of the TET

              oh and i forgot one..

              Need You To Use Your Dingaling From Time to Time Ho Ish

              darn you b.scott!!!!

          • overit

            @Gem of the TET, that sounds like some paw paw ho sh*t!

          • overit

            @Gem of the TET, Will Sell My Baaaangles For Food Ho Ish

            *clutching pearls. The Lord hears my cries, heaven forbid!

            • SouthernGirl

              @overit,

              i’m sayin’….i know times is tough but i do not think b scott would approve this here message. he don’t play ’bout his bangles.

            • SouthernGirl

              @overit,

              i’m sayin’….i know times is tough but i do not think b scott would approve this here message. he don’t play ’bout his bangles.

          • overit

            @Gem of the TET, Will Sell My Baaaangles For Food Ho Ish

            *clutching pearls. The Lord hears my cries, heaven forbid!

        • Gem of the TET

          Don’t Wanna Get Attacked For $0.35 Ho Ish
          Will Sell My Baaaangles For Food Ho Ish
          Will Fight A Rabid Squirrel For My Car Ho Ish
          I Need To Get To Dex Studio Ho Ish
          I’m Not Made Of Wood Ho Ish
          Go Head Then If Ya Wanna Ho Ish
          I Need More Mixers Ho Ish

      • overit

        @Luvvie,

        tent city ho sh*t
        dolla outta $0.15 ho sh*t
        you gon finish that ho sh*t
        sheeeeeeit you don’t know me ho sh*t
        the old me is dead and broke ho sh*t
        paying ho….mage ho sh*t
        drop down the eagle done got me ho sh*t
        my account is on some red light special ho sh*t

        All jokes aside, times IS rough. i would never condemn someone for making certain choices, cause for most people it is not the first one.

      • http://blackwomanlost.blogspot.com Naturally Alise

        @Luvvie,
        Will Pole Dance for Food Hosh*t
        Legs grand opening Hosh*t
        Legs grand closing Hosh*t
        Save for a rainy day Hosh*t
        Face Down Gas is Up Hosh*t

        My skripper name: Stimul-a$$ Package

        We Hosh*t bc we love: http://blackwomanlost.blogspot.com/2008/11/ho-sht.html

        • http://www.awesomelyluvvie.com Luvvie

          @Naturally Alise,

          Stimul-a$$ package is an AWESOME skripper name. You, my dear, are career-ready

        • http://www.awesomelyluvvie.com Luvvie

          @Naturally Alise,

          Stimul-a$$ package is an AWESOME skripper name. You, my dear, are career-ready

        • Gem of the TET

          dead @

          Legs grand opening Hosh*t
          Legs grand closing Hosh*t

        • Gem of the TET

          dead @

          Legs grand opening Hosh*t
          Legs grand closing Hosh*t

        • http://www.awesomelyluvvie.com Luvvie

          @Naturally Alise,

          “Legs grand opening Hosh*t” is coincidentally the working title to Lil Kim’s memoir. True story.

          • SouthernGirl

            @Luvvie,

            well d@mn…lol

          • SouthernGirl

            @Luvvie,

            well d@mn…lol

        • http://www.awesomelyluvvie.com Luvvie

          @Naturally Alise,

          “Legs grand opening Hosh*t” is coincidentally the working title to Lil Kim’s memoir. True story.

        • http://www.myspace.com/chicanextdoor Miss Patterson

          @Naturally Alise, my skripper name is Rosalind Muffins. (first street name, first pet name)

        • http://www.myspace.com/chicanextdoor Miss Patterson

          @Naturally Alise, my skripper name is Rosalind Muffins. (first street name, first pet name)

        • http://nianaturally.blogspot.com N.I.A. fabuloussince1982….

          @Naturally Alise,
          Face Down Gas is Up Hosh*t

          This is fycking hilarious!!! LMAO!!!

          • Me fail english?

            @N.I.A. fabuloussince1982….,

            LOL. I died a slow death at that one too.

          • Me fail english?

            @N.I.A. fabuloussince1982….,

            LOL. I died a slow death at that one too.

          • http://www.awesomelyluvvie.com Luvvie

            @N.I.A. fabuloussince1982….,

            Aint she dumb?? LMAO

          • http://www.awesomelyluvvie.com Luvvie

            @N.I.A. fabuloussince1982….,

            Aint she dumb?? LMAO

        • http://nianaturally.blogspot.com N.I.A. fabuloussince1982….

          @Naturally Alise,
          Face Down Gas is Up Hosh*t

          This is fycking hilarious!!! LMAO!!!

        • http://mysixcents.wordpress.com Klysha

          @Naturally Alise, OMG! Stimul-a$$ Package… someone please help me up off the floor

        • http://mysixcents.wordpress.com Klysha

          @Naturally Alise, OMG! Stimul-a$$ Package… someone please help me up off the floor

      • http://blackwomanlost.blogspot.com Naturally Alise

        @Luvvie,
        Will Pole Dance for Food Hosh*t
        Legs grand opening Hosh*t
        Legs grand closing Hosh*t
        Save for a rainy day Hosh*t
        Face Down Gas is Up Hosh*t

        My skripper name: Stimul-a$$ Package

        We Hosh*t bc we love: http://blackwomanlost.blogspot.com/2008/11/ho-sht.html

    • http://www.awesomelyluvvie.com Luvvie

      @overit,

      Engaging in Stock Market Crash ho sh*t
      401K down the drain Ho sh*t
      *ss still has value Ho Sh*t
      Echoing Bank Account Ho sh*t

      Times is rough. Get in where you fit in (and if this happens to be in a Dereon embroidered & sequined thong or a Flames-print banana hammock, then so be it)

      Someone could even use the scripper name, “AIG-spot”.

    • http://lostwomanchild.blogspot.com/ blackberry molasses

      @overit,
      a coupla thangs…

      1. I TOLD Y’ALL about throwin B. Scott-isms around all willy nilly. “Hold my mule!”

      2. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA @ this whole thread. My ePosse is DUMB. I’m only mad that I couldn’t join in the party earlier. My job is cutting into my f*ckery time.

      3. If y’all really wanna make some change in these TET’s I think its time for a group act. One skrippa who can roast the pants off her clients is golden… but 5?? Oh shyt, son!!!!

    • http://lostwomanchild.blogspot.com/ blackberry molasses

      @overit,
      a coupla thangs…

      1. I TOLD Y’ALL about throwin B. Scott-isms around all willy nilly. “Hold my mule!”

      2. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA @ this whole thread. My ePosse is DUMB. I’m only mad that I couldn’t join in the party earlier. My job is cutting into my f*ckery time.

      3. If y’all really wanna make some change in these TET’s I think its time for a group act. One skrippa who can roast the pants off her clients is golden… but 5?? Oh shyt, son!!!!

  • overit

    could you date someone who’s been in or who’s currently in “the life”?

    get it squirrel! go ‘head then, if ya wanna!

    as for me and my house? i pray the lord separates my work and ho sh*t.

  • http://myspace.com/shatani shatani

    to be honest, i try to make it a point to not condemn people for the choices they make when they feel they have no other choices….and i use condemn, not judge. because we ALL make judgments.

    im cool with people doing what they do…but i couldnt be with someone in (or even formerly in) the life. thats just not for me….and although i often joke about sellin azz in these TETs, real talk, i dont think i could do it.

    • overit

      @shatani, i’d be a terrible ho, i know it. sadly, if my back was up against the wall, i’d be the last ho standing when teams were picked.

      this realization makes me sad in a weird way.

      last ho standing…ho sh*t.
      calgon take me away ho sh*t

      IDRIS ELBA PUT ME TO SLEEP RIGHT NOW HO SH*T.

      ahem.

      • http://blackwomanlost.blogspot.com Naturally Alise

        @overit,

        that sounds like some late bloomer hosh*t….

        • overit

          @Naturally Alise, rofl, aint nothin wrong with a late judy bloomer!!

          dear god, its me overity.

        • overit

          @Naturally Alise, rofl, aint nothin wrong with a late judy bloomer!!

          dear god, its me overity.

      • http://blackwomanlost.blogspot.com Naturally Alise

        @overit,

        that sounds like some late bloomer hosh*t….

      • http://www.awesomelyluvvie.com Luvvie

        @overit,

        If Idris Elba was to be at my doorstep, I’d do some “Shame my ancestors” Ho Sh*t. And I wouldnt feel back bout it

        • overit

          @Luvvie, YES. i’d get on my “aint too proud to beg ho sh*t” platform so fast.

          “tell me what you want” ho sh*t
          “my goodies? my goodies? my goodies? that’ll be $5 ho sh*t”
          “b*tch, hold my ponytail” ho *shit
          and to really get my hustle on, i’d relocate and be on some 90210 ho sh*t.

        • overit

          @Luvvie, YES. i’d get on my “aint too proud to beg ho sh*t” platform so fast.

          “tell me what you want” ho sh*t
          “my goodies? my goodies? my goodies? that’ll be $5 ho sh*t”
          “b*tch, hold my ponytail” ho *shit
          and to really get my hustle on, i’d relocate and be on some 90210 ho sh*t.

        • iloVEGrits

          @Luvvie,

          I do NOT get the Idris Elba fascination. I wouldn’t look twice at him on the street. He looks like he doesn’t shower.

          • mssmtaylor

            @iloVEGrits,

            Thats Blasphmy and you ough to be shamed.

            • http://www.kindredsmile.blogspot.com Kindred Smile

              @mssmtaylor, Or stoned

            • http://www.kindredsmile.blogspot.com Kindred Smile

              @mssmtaylor, Or stoned

          • mssmtaylor

            @iloVEGrits,

            Thats Blasphmy and you ough to be shamed.

          • http://www.awesomelyluvvie.com Luvvie

            @iloVEGrits,

            *faints* I have to re-evaluate our friendship after you just uttered that. Idris is fine! The man’s suits are tailored always, and that chocolate skin. Plus the accent? HOW, pray tell, does he look like he don’t shower. You must have him confused with Jim Jones.

            • Me fail english?

              @Luvvie,

              Speaking of capo, who told this dishrag nigro he could be charging ppl $40 to see his “monologue” (complete with other actors) ? in these TET, no less?

            • Me fail english?

              @Luvvie,

              Speaking of capo, who told this dishrag nigro he could be charging ppl $40 to see his “monologue” (complete with other actors) ? in these TET, no less?

            • iloVEGrits

              @Luvvie,

              He just looks greasy to me. He’s not ugly by any means but not fine enough to make me take a second look. :) I’ve seen muuuuch better on the streets, and much cleaner looking.

              *takes to wooden stand in town square and waits for the first rock to hit*

            • iloVEGrits

              @Luvvie,

              He just looks greasy to me. He’s not ugly by any means but not fine enough to make me take a second look. :) I’ve seen muuuuch better on the streets, and much cleaner looking.

              *takes to wooden stand in town square and waits for the first rock to hit*

            • http://www.awesomelyluvvie.com Luvvie

              @VEG,

              *Throws rotten tomato and sprinkles with hot dog water and pickle juice*

            • http://www.awesomelyluvvie.com Luvvie

              @VEG,

              *Throws rotten tomato and sprinkles with hot dog water and pickle juice*

          • http://www.awesomelyluvvie.com Luvvie

            @iloVEGrits,

            *faints* I have to re-evaluate our friendship after you just uttered that. Idris is fine! The man’s suits are tailored always, and that chocolate skin. Plus the accent? HOW, pray tell, does he look like he don’t shower. You must have him confused with Jim Jones.

        • iloVEGrits

          @Luvvie,

          I do NOT get the Idris Elba fascination. I wouldn’t look twice at him on the street. He looks like he doesn’t shower.

      • http://www.awesomelyluvvie.com Luvvie

        @overit,

        If Idris Elba was to be at my doorstep, I’d do some “Shame my ancestors” Ho Sh*t. And I wouldnt feel back bout it

      • Gem of the TET

        @overit,

        lmbo

        Wanna Get Away? SWA Ho Ish
        Chew It Over With Twix Ho Ish

      • Gem of the TET

        @overit,

        lmbo

        Wanna Get Away? SWA Ho Ish
        Chew It Over With Twix Ho Ish

      • http://www.singlesisterspeak.wordpress.com Nicki Sunshine

        @overit, “i’d be the last ho standing when teams were picked.”

        I am dead.

      • http://www.singlesisterspeak.wordpress.com Nicki Sunshine

        @overit, “i’d be the last ho standing when teams were picked.”

        I am dead.

      • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

        @overit,

        i’d be the last ho standing when teams were picked.

        you sure you’d be standing?

        • shri fry rye

          @The Champ,maybe sitting, indian style.

          • http://lostwomanchild.blogspot.com/ blackberry molasses

            @shri fry rye,

            STOP.IT.

          • http://lostwomanchild.blogspot.com/ blackberry molasses

            @shri fry rye,

            STOP.IT.

        • shri fry rye

          @The Champ,maybe sitting, indian style.

      • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

        @overit,

        i’d be the last ho standing when teams were picked.

        you sure you’d be standing?

    • overit

      @shatani, i’d be a terrible ho, i know it. sadly, if my back was up against the wall, i’d be the last ho standing when teams were picked.

      this realization makes me sad in a weird way.

      last ho standing…ho sh*t.
      calgon take me away ho sh*t

      IDRIS ELBA PUT ME TO SLEEP RIGHT NOW HO SH*T.

      ahem.

    • maria

      @shatani,

      I concur. Its not my place to decide what’s right/good for someone else. Shoot, some of them girls is really getting paid and doing something with their money. *shrugging my shoulders* Its not hurting me none…as far as dating someone…nah, I think we’d have a conflict of interest lifestyle wise…

      Although I hate to admit this, I do believe everyone has their price…

      • http://naturallyalise.blogspot.com Naturally Alise

        @maria,

        I agree that MOST have their price, not everyone though, some people are sure ’nuff devoted to what they stand for morally, I though, am not one of those people….. lol

      • http://naturallyalise.blogspot.com Naturally Alise

        @maria,

        I agree that MOST have their price, not everyone though, some people are sure ’nuff devoted to what they stand for morally, I though, am not one of those people….. lol

      • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

        @maria,

        Although I hate to admit this, I do believe everyone has their price…

        whats yours?

      • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

        @maria,

        Although I hate to admit this, I do believe everyone has their price…

        whats yours?

    • maria

      @shatani,

      I concur. Its not my place to decide what’s right/good for someone else. Shoot, some of them girls is really getting paid and doing something with their money. *shrugging my shoulders* Its not hurting me none…as far as dating someone…nah, I think we’d have a conflict of interest lifestyle wise…

      Although I hate to admit this, I do believe everyone has their price…

    • http://www.awesomelyluvvie.com Luvvie

      @shatani,

      BTW, I wouldnt be a good skrippa b/c I woulda roasted all my patrons. I’d be on the pole sliding down and I’d point to a greasy dude and ask him if I could use his hair oil to fry chicken. I’d get fired for bad customer service.

      The career of LuvMuffs ;-) would be over that quick.

    • http://www.awesomelyluvvie.com Luvvie

      @shatani,

      BTW, I wouldnt be a good skrippa b/c I woulda roasted all my patrons. I’d be on the pole sliding down and I’d point to a greasy dude and ask him if I could use his hair oil to fry chicken. I’d get fired for bad customer service.

      The career of LuvMuffs ;-) would be over that quick.

  • http://myspace.com/shatani shatani

    to be honest, i try to make it a point to not condemn people for the choices they make when they feel they have no other choices….and i use condemn, not judge. because we ALL make judgments.

    im cool with people doing what they do…but i couldnt be with someone in (or even formerly in) the life. thats just not for me….and although i often joke about sellin azz in these TETs, real talk, i dont think i could do it.

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