to0 stupid to see the irony in rocking a $150 fishing hat while living in your parent’s spare bedroom, i purchased a white burberry bucket cap from saks in may of 2002.
unfortunately, by the end of that summer the streets of the burgh became so infested with bootleg louie and burberry fashion indistinguishable from the real thing that i eventually retired it in august, hilariously pissed at how those “analog n*ggas were messing up my market value!!”
i thought of this sad situation because it was the only analogy i could think of to possibly compare to how a naturally curvy woman might feel when going to a nightclub and seeing men ogle over the minotaur pictured above.
thing is, while that feeling is thought to be a phenomenon exclusive to women, mike salvini is doing is damnest to make sure its not.
But Mike Salvini is a hero and an inspiration to thousands of men who dream of building their own fearsome endowments — not because of how big he is, but because of how far he’s come. He’s not Mike Salvini to them, though; he’s Double Long Daddy, guru of natural penis enlargement. And before he calls it quits, he wants to have the largest d*ck in the world.
i guess i should be bothered with this, but, while wondering why the hell shana luxury even bothers rocking a belt, i can’t help but think that this is just the natural evolution to our obsession with artificial enhancement.
from wigs and wonderbras to boobjobs and braces, you probably can’t even name a single adult person who’s never done anything to make themselves appear more physically attractive than they really are. when you break it down, whats the difference between lacefronts and wang lengthening?
still, as a professionally certified ass connoisseur, i’m greatly upset by the fact that i’ve began to second guess and question the validity of every heavenly ass-to-waist ratio i see. while most guys over 25 can find a fake boob one hundred yards away, we’re completely unable to spot an artificial onion, and this deeply, deeply saddens me.
eh. oh well. enough about me. people of vsb.com, how do you feel about artificial enhancement?
is it lame or an accepted part of the game?
do you think it gives a person an unfair advantage, or is all fair in love and war?
guys, would knowing an attractive woman’s had some “work” done change your opinion about her?
ladies, how would you feel if you found out the “footer” you’re currently dating was dimple-d*cked until he made some changes two years ago?
the carpet is yours and sh*t