we wont go as far as to say that every guy has had this feeling at least once, but, ummmm, every guy has had this feeling at least once.
(btw, you can never go wrong with british comedy.)
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we wont go as far as to say that every guy has had this feeling at least once, but, ummmm, every guy has had this feeling at least once.
(btw, you can never go wrong with british comedy.)
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Really? That’s hilarious! I guess Chivalry really is dead then?
hmmmm….i wouldn’t say that. maybe you should read this:
http://www.verysmartbrothas.com/raised-right/
LoL. To be honest, I can’t say I’ve had that feeling. The closest I come to it is when she mentions the bf and I’m like “Aha, that’s why it was so easy to talk to her”.
Hmm. . .or maybe I got closer with the one that said “I can’t dance too close to you cuz my bf is watching”. She later broke that rule. . . and at some point the words f*ck did leave my lips.
Though the most fun have been the ones who did NOT mention a bf at all. There was a funny incident in TLH that involved a girl being practically dragged out of a club by a guy a few moments after showing me just what she meant when she said “there’s no point in coming to these places if you’re not going to flirt”. I still can’t believe (at that time at least) that I responded to that with a straight face.
TLH?
Tallahassee. Ever since I worked for this FAA/DoD firm, I tend refer to cities by their airport codes.
Tallahassee? Did this happen at the Moon? LOL!
The Moon. . . nah. I was never there enough to get into trouble. This was at Clydes.
Ah yes, Clyde’s and Costello’s. Did you go to FAMU or FSU?
Neither. I spent 13 months working in TLH before going back to school.
Both. While I was there, I took a class at FSU’s school of engineering while registered as a FAMU student.
Man Clyde’s and Costello’s…talking about memories but that’s nothing…bring back those good ole days of CPA anyday and I’M THERE!!
Tallahassee has always had one of my favorite nicknames in the Tally-Ho.
It’s fun and ignorant all at the same time.
“Fun and ignorant all at the same time.”
It’s funny how that’s also an accurate description of Tallahassee as a city.
Good ole Tally-ho…I was thinking about venturing there this weekend for a little physical solace…
If it wasn’t such a long drive, I’d be right there with you
Yep…guilty as charged!!!
Women will let you go SOOOOO far too and then drop that bomb on you!
I lost it when he did the Jack Black in Anchorman though!
yeah, it started lagging towards the middle, until the baxteresque punt. i definitely wasnt expecting that
And he kicked the other dog for sport…
“every guy has had this feeling at least once”
Yeah, at least once… per day.
I don’t get violent thought. I find an excuse to step out, I sit in my car and cry for a good 10 minutes. Then I go back to the joint and start a fight.
Women: whenever a random guy is being nice to you, it’s because he wants to see you naked. You would think this would be common knowledge but I know too many women who think that chivalry is not dead (“it’s so strange, he was being soo nice and when I told him *insert BF* he suddenly remembered he was late for a meeting”).
“Women: whenever a random guy is being nice to you, it’s because he wants to see you naked. You would think this would be common knowledge but I know too many women who think that chivalry is not dead (”it’s so strange, he was being soo nice and when I told him *insert BF* he suddenly remembered he was late for a meeting”).”
Pretty much! I mean the bottom, bottom line of chivalry is really getting some ass if you want to be frank about it….either THAT ass or peripheral ass, but preferably THAT ass….
“Women: whenever a random guy is being nice to you, it’s because he wants to see you naked.”
i won’t co-sign this. we can be nice just for the sake of being nice. it’s just that when we actually are interested, the subtle “boyfriend” slip can be like a kick to the nuts
dude. we know this. were just letting you do it anyway so we don’t have to … like my lawn mowing neighbor.
pure evil.
Chivalry? See people don’t know.
Chivalry was when a Knight was out in public with the Lady he was boning in private. Chivalry was the outward show of his affection as well as a signal to any Lancelots out there that they better watch where they’re sticking the jousting poles if you catch my drift.
You only benefited from Chivalry once you had a man. . .not the other way round.
Oooh you ALMOST break it down. Except that purity and virtue were the utmost characteristics of the damsel you were courting. Maidens were maidens thusly because the cooch hadn’t been broken in yet. The knight showed his honor and thus his dessert of the lifetime cooch through knightly duels and displays and various other chivalrous acts.
Don’t come in here trying to tack on YOUR tainted modern day morals anachronistically just for arguments sake! You will get called out King Arthur!
Women were bonin’ back then before marriage too. Hell, lest we forget that Guinivere was Arthur’s wife but Lancelot was getting his giving her some of that good joustin’ pole anyway.
People have been slippin’ and dippin’ since the damn of mankind.
The only reason Adam and Eve weren’t cheating was because there was nobody to cheat with.
*looking out for lightning*
“I want to be a part of your lifes story not just an audience member.”
would that be the damn DAWN of mankind?
sory qouted the wrong one
“People have been slippin’ and dippin’ since the damn of mankind”
would that be the damn DAWN of mankind?
No. We were damned once Eve fed Adam the fruit of the tree of knowledge. Since then, things have never been right
lol How you gonna correct somebody with the wrong quote?! lol!
P.S. I don’t want any beef, Ana…just thought it was funny, that’s all.
@D*stroy LOL I know when I hit enter I was like oh shit… thats the wrong cut and paste… that is what I get for multitasking
Purity and virtue were supposed to be the utmost qualities of the maiden. That’s why in public, you were all smiles and politeness.
Once her powerful merchant/lord daddy was asleep, you’d be sneaking into her 60 story room for some hanky-panky.
Where do you think the story of Rapunzel came from? Did you really think she was just having nice conversation with that Prince who happened to climb up into her room when the witch was gone?
I lost it when he punt the puppy.
LOL me too..he punted both puppies!
It’s like when a little kid plays a game and gets mad because he’s losing and turns the gameboard over!
Sore loser…lol
Ohhhh I miss British tele! Hi-fucking-larious!
I guess if some guy is in the middle of doing something nice for you don’t let the fact that you have a boyfriend get in the way of him finishing what he started! I’m getting my chivalry damnit…milking it for all its worth.
Right. The key here is to tell him you’re attached AFTER he does whatever he’s gonna do for you.
Or else he might punt your puppy.
I can’t believe he punted the puppies. That was it for me.
You know, I wish a guy were being nice to me just to be nice to me, but I guess you guys can be whittled down to this bare bones concept lol. Then again, I do operate under this notion already–assuming ya’ll want something anytime you stop to say hi or whatever.
Fortunately for me I am chronically single (haha!) so I get help for lots of things all the time.
“Fortunately for me I am chronically single (haha!) so I get help for lots of things all the time.”
Yup! That bit me in the arse the other day, as I let Pookie and Ray Ray help me take out the trash and clean up a big mess I made on the sidewalk. It was almost 7AM and I was running late for work! I lied and told them I had a man. Pookie was like, 5’5, a hot mess and thuggy with eclectic teeth and he said “You gon’ see me though. Wait till I get a hair cut”. Mind you, it’s 7 and these men ain’t got no real jobs and are on the block in yesterdays clothes. And talking about “When can I come by and ring your doorbell?”
All this to say, I can’t see the video so can someone narrate?
Sis, The scene begins with two Brits discussing/gawking at a a woman who appears to be perusing apartment ads through a rental agency’s window. One of the guys, decides he will approach her in the “Watch me work” sort of way. He engages her with some cheesy but chivalrous-sounding pick-up lines about where she should live saying “a beautiful woman like you should live in Kensington…” He takes a plant that she is holding and they start walking and chattiing together. Suddenly she casually mentions her boyfriend and instantly he shouts “F*ck you” and throws her plant through someone’s car window.
He goes through numerous other situations all with similar outcomes; the chivalrous act, the mention of the boyfriend, the “F*ck you”, and the violent retaliation. He drops a lady’s fishtank and another’s round of drinks. But perhaps the most egregious was when he punted a lady’s dog. And to add insult to injury he punts another passerby’s dog just ’cause.
Hope this helps!
That helped a lot because I can’t see the video either. Now, I really want to see it.
ROTFLMAO! I want to see it too! AHAHAHHAH!
Thanks!
it warms my heart to see people be so nice as to narrate a web-clip. that’s what i call community.
me too, panama, me too. i’m getting verklempt and shit over here
“verklempt”
lmao
VERKLEMPT! OMG, that is my father’s favorite word!
verklempt…hmpt
…adding it to the vocabulary ryt nah!
community? come on Panama. . . why would a guy be so nice. . . so chivalrous as the case may be. . . haven’t we been talking about this?
Loved that! The Brit’s are brilliant!
CLASSIC!!
Anger management, perhaps?
ha! Holy smoke, I don’t think they could have cast a better actor for this. He may have even enjoyed it a bit too much. LOL
LMAO!!!! There was something about seeing the second pup get booted for simply being in the same vicinity. That really brought me a lot of joy! haaa
I know a lot of men who only date women with boyfriends. This is how they evade commitment, responsibility and other possible entrapments. And if the guy is in a relationship, too…he knows that the girl won’t sabotage him because she has just as much to lose.
“I know a lot of men who only date women with boyfriends”
i never understood this. to me, the biggest possible turn-off is for me to find out a woman’s attached. its like she has cooties or something
That sounds like a man who doesn’t feel like he is good enough for a woman of his own, or like he doesn’t want to be responsible to do all the “hard stuff” that comes with a relationship, so he leaves it to someone else and just enjoys the sex and company. Women do this too.
The puppy punt killed me LMAO. I felt like that once when this attractive & engaging guy approached me and was flirting all night – at the end of the night he was on some “oh btw I’m marred but can I still call you though?” *eyeroll*
This vid is a perfect example of many mens’ sense of entitlement when it comes to women. When some dudes approach a woman they don’t even consider the fact that she isn’t single. Duuuuh that should be the first question you ask.
“Duuuuh that should be the first question you ask.”
in theory, maybe, but immediately asking about her availability just screams “desperate”. seriously, if a guys first words to you were “you gotta man?”, would you take him seriously after that?
Ok, maybe the second question you ask.
I ask three questions when I see the conversation is going somewhere, the key is that the conversation going in that I want to see you again, bed you direction… too soon and all bets are off.
Are you married?
Are you gay? Have homosexual tendencies?
Are/Is there a woman out there that thinks she is your woman/girlfriend, would have a reason to throw a brick thorugh my windshield, slash my tires, etc…
That was hilarious. I love British Comedy. Thank goodness for PBS and the BBC! And yes the Anchorman-esque dog kick always gets a good laugh out of me! Baxterrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!
That… was f*ing hi-larious.
“I wasn’t made an expert…*pauses to administer Binaca*… I was born one.”
I think I lost it there. Everything else was just added pleasure. Especially the puppy punt and the onside puppy kick.
I loved how he got all up on the first chick so she could smell his minty freshness…
Hahahahaha…
LOL too funny.
but the posting of said funny vid is a cop out to the actual writing a blog entry/post/whathaveyou.
we want more.
I say we mutiny!
you about to get yourself blocked from the Blog… keep it up. LOL
I know right?! *still waiting on that “diva dudes” post*
*still waiting on that “diva dudes” post*
-You’re not the only one. I’m beginning to think the 12th was not a clever way of saying “later”.
*checking to make sure today’s date is the 8th*
check
*checking to see that i promised a certain post on the 12TH*
check
*checking online to find any possible language where the words “8th” and “12th” mean the exact same thing*
*checking*
*still checking*
Whoops didn’t know you said the 12th.
Sheesh…take a day off (not coincidentally this isn’t the first time we’ve done so) and folks use words like mutiny!
Working black man can’t catch a break! It’s like the Marijuana shit in NY!
Sheesh…take a day off (not coincidentally this isn’t the first time we’ve done so) and folks use words like mutiny!
Working black man can’t catch a break! It’s like the Marijuana shit in NY!
it makes you sad, doesn’t it?
Wait, what? What marijuna in NY? Where?
And since y’all, *ahem* shammed a little on writing a post today, can I invite all the ladies (especially) to come check out my piece today? I am asking for women to pledge NOT to be the other woman in a man’s relationship.
http://thebeautifulstruggler.blogspot.com/2008/05/psa-cant-be-that-other-woman.html
I’ll be right over… its my golden rule
Thank you for visting, please come again!
BTW- This video was hi-larious!
Can I tellyou I took the damn day off to be able to catch up on reading this damn blog… I have scheduled my time accordingly so that I get sufficient grading of final projects done so I can spend my time on the 12th reading this blog (doing scholarly research)…
ahh quit ya bitchin! You have fans. Deal.
Funny
LOL! What show was this from? I just love British comedy (I still watch “Keeping up with Appearances”)