Adults don’t get gifts, only kids, so there is no concern about looking cheap.

Here’s a $20 Visa Gift Card…don’t spend it all in one place…Ciao!

I’m one of those people who just buy stuff when I want it for myself or others so holidays are like w/e

No bad experiences…I don’t buy gifts unless I know EXACTLY what they want…if I don’t…here’s your Visa Gift Card *two fingers*

you’re right. I digress.

negative:

do not attempt to gift avon shoes. that’s right, avon sells shoes. that doesn’t mean their good shoes, it means they’re cheap. do not try to give me pink, crystal encrusted, faux suede furkinstocks (fake berkinstocks) for christmas. i’d prefer that you got me a gift card to target or got me a food product. in fact, you’d have better luck with the food product.

positive:

mrs. prindables apples ( http://www.qvc.com/cgen/render.aspx?qp=class|C636&ref=GTP&cm_ven=GOOGLEPAID&cm_cat=TP_DINING&cm_pla=MRS._PRINDABLES__B&cm_ite=MRS_PRINDABLES_IQ9230232 )–i’m a bit of a foodie so you must know i wouldn’t lie about this. you wanna get somebody something that they wont’ soon forget? get them one of these apples. i know people that don’t like apples that LOVED these. i ask my mom for these every year and i share 2 of the 6 i get with friends (because i’m a kind and generous soul. i mean, i could just eat ‘em all my damn self without a bit of guilt or shame…)

why do they keep selling those chocolate orange things?! who eats them! i want my oranges and my chocolate separate. that’s right–i demand culinary aparthied on the damn terry’s chocolate ball.

cosign on #5. my sister keeps threatnin’ to get me the nu wave. i told her i’d throw that joint at the back of her head if she got it.

that was quite hideous. there’s a better site at etsy–vulvalovelovely…the earrings look like calla lillies. still wouldn’t rock em tho…bleh!

i was about to ask “wouldn’t that be about crabs or something?”