Comments on: Jazmine Sullivan Might Get You Dead.

By: Dear Champ (Vol. 4): “Is it possible sleep your way into a man’s heart?” | Very Smart Brothas

Thu, 20 Jan 2011 16:42:51 +0000

[...] for the faint of heart, and it sounds like you need to end this arrangement before you end up busting the windows in his car. Dear Champ: Why is it so difficult for people to understand the viewpoints of those that have [...]

By: can’t trust it: 9 women to avoid at all costs

can’t trust it: 9 women to avoid at all costs — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 18:31:40 +0000

[...] although we covered them a bit more extensively already, i wanted to include this just to remind everyone that pulling a jasmine sullivan might get you dead [...]

By: Kelsey

Kelsey — Sun, 31 May 2009 05:13:26 +0000

hahahha. I know this is old as hell, but I just HAD to laugh. I for one, completely agree with you 100%. All of the things you said are EXACTLY what i told my friends when we all listened to this song. However, not all women are like that. For one, I wouldn’t bust some man’s windows out his car, because if he bust MY windows, or any of my possessions, it would be the last thing he ever did. Therefore, i’m not going to turn around and do the same to someone else. I’d just, like you said, leave his sorry self.
But whatever. Great job

By: Didn’t We Almost Have It All… « Inside The Mind Of A Deviant

Didn’t We Almost Have It All… « Inside The Mind Of A Deviant — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 14:59:27 +0000

[...] FYI: Get some good insurance. [...]

By: malaika

malaika — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 09:37:06 +0000

all the stuff you thought was cute Metamorphosis es FOR REAL!!!!
my girl is very crazy and her SO is still wuith her despite her pulling a variety of crazy stunts.

1. She slaps him around not seen it though but have other friends who have seen it happen.
2. She found out he’d cheated and his new SO had left some of her clothes at his house. She soaked them all plus shoes in detergent and bleach and then handed them to her very calmly in a bag.
3. It was boys night out and they were at his crib. He refused to let her in so she removed the window panes which had just been fixed, broke the bedroom window and threw the laptop he had bought her (we’re in college right now) So one of his boys called the cops on her and she was arrested but he bailed her out and they are still together. What do you think will happen once they break up?

He’s looking for some damaged property. And chances are she might get away with it, this is Kenya and not the US so loopholes abound.

By: chaoticdiva

chaoticdiva — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 05:44:11 +0000

I always wanted to eff up one of my exes cars. The car that he was boning his mistress in, and the one that he cared about more than I.

But, I figured, hey, why waste the time? I took a shot of Cuervo and moved on.

But back to reality…I need to hear this song b/c too many people have mentioned it during conversation talking about how Ms. Jasmine is scaring men-folks…

By: charli skipper

charli skipper — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 04:05:26 +0000

The fact is that generally speaking, you still want him anyway. You just want other people to think that you don�t so you can look strong. It�s why songs like this and Beyonce�s song �Single Ladies� are such crocks of sh*t. For 98 percent of women, hope springs eternal. Despite all the wrong that�s been done you, there is still that glint of hope that the man will �come to his senses� and realize what he has/had and make the best decision he can make�

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this is so sad, but true. also…i was feeling the song until she went off with that “carved my initials with a crowbar” foolishness. um…fool, you’re gonna end up in the penitentiary. i mean, probably not, but if you did all that and he has so many women that he wouldn’t even know it was you then…you’s a trick.

and who has time to be all sneaking in the dark of night effin people’s stuff up? i might mess around and kick it in broad daylight with you watching me, but i can’t be creepin at all hours because of you, negro.

By: aja

aja — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 03:51:26 +0000

LOL!

By: temps

temps — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 03:06:35 +0000

“He had no car” assumming you live in a “must drive” state a car is needed and he didnt have-was this not a sign he may have been off?…if not that how about the “no shower curtains” and all of the pots and pans couldnt have been yours?

If so you took a man to be your BF that had no pot and pans…no shower curatains? And had no car… Suspect to me. Three DUMB ass flaws and you can still get a bad black woman to be your girlfriend.

So my question is what did he have AT THE MOMENT that you felt you hade to make him your man? And what was the overwhelming need to move in together…other than SEX?

I always feel its this KIND OF GUY that woman ignore his huge flaws and then mope about his lackluster performance in the relationship. A loser is always a loser it doesnt matter who is looking at em.

By: blackberry molasses

blackberry molasses — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 02:59:32 +0000

for some reason, the visual i get of you yelling “NO GLITTER!” is the funniest thing ever