I’m so very guilty of complaining about getting old.

It’s amazing how so many females look for the first excuse to be a sexed-up hot mama. And got the nerve to complain when dudes ogle them.

Grown folks shouldn’t be in the business of other people’s pockets or other people’s bedrooms. If it’s no detriment to you, yourself, cut the gossipy crap. Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.

That being said…

A grown frickin’ man or woman should KNOW HOW TO DRIVE and have a license! Living in New York or anywhere else on the east coast is no excuse. Even if you’re never gonna own a car, those skills come thru in the clutch.

And a grown man/lesbian shouldn’t sag underneath the butt cheeks.

Lastly, grown folks need to cap it at two baby mamas/daddies.

I don’t even feel right attempting to suck my thumb.

Yes, grown men should be able to detect vibes of disinterest…and we generally do (I’ve walked away after asking a woman’s name plenty of times because I could smell that she couldn’t be bothered)…

…but women could be at least slightly less cowardly and instead of, say, expecting brothers to just go away once her interest has died, or doing the corny straight to voicemail every day thing, just step up and say something, even if it’s “let’s just be friends.”

Women always fix their mouth to tell males “be a man!” This means men have the right to tell females “be a lady!” It’s OK for a woman to close the opening herself.

Oh, and if you’re a PASSENGER in said vehicle tryna holler, expect to get punched in the throat AND face. Eff yo’ life, sucka!
(ahem, recent flashback)

Grown azz men and women don’t make future plans for their co-parents, ESPECIALLY given the former’s track record of broken promises/p!ss-poor life planning and the latter has already made plans *that only involve them and your child(ren)*.[where's this WE jive coming from?! *I* have to move out; you're on yer own, bro. Also, please reread my "no shacking!" memo.]

heh

Don’t she remind of you a female Flava Flav???

I call them SUSPECTual. Humph…