overtime pay: the four sexiest professions (according to the champ)
as the verysmartbrothas continue to prove, sexiness is a gift, but the process of being extremely sexy can be work. its occasionally hard out here for a black blogging pimp and sh*t.
with this in mind, an envious champ has decided to share the four sexiest occupations, jobs where being sexy isn’t hard work at all. enjoy and sh*t
grade school teacher
what separates them from high school teachers and post-secondary professors is the fact that their occupation forces them to be ultra-sensitive, tireless, well-rounded, and flexible, and i assume that this ultra-sensitivity, tirelessness, well-roundedness, and flexibility is applicable in, ummm, other areas.
they also have access to copious amounts of clay, rubber cement, and carbon paper, and we all know what that means.
does it make you a freak if you have a serious fetish for women rocking hazard goggles, hard hats, pants suits, and heels?
how about if you spent 45 minutes sunday night (unsuccessfully) looking for a screenshot of mia jackson from cnn’s “black in america 2” in her work gear?
nevermind. don’t answer either of those questions. forget i even asked
i know the inclusion of “yoga instructor” on this list is about as predictable as drake’s knees.
i also know that i’ve never actually met a woman who teaches yoga, and no one within my sphere of influence has either.
sh*t, i’m not even completely sure that female yoga instructors or yoga itself actually exists. i live a completely yoga free existence, and i dont see any reason why that would change.
my point? i just needed an excuse to add that rosa acosta pic to this entry.
like canadians and 40-something strippers, librarians always seem to have a naughty twinkle in their bespectacled eyes.
while the cause of the perpetual eye f*ck could very easily be dust from the 1994 world book encyclopedias they had to archive that morning, i think that they’re spending most of their days sitting there day-dreaming about black cowboys and cocoa butter, and the twinkle is equal parts annoyance at being interrupted, embarrassment at being caught, and invitation.
or, maybe i just watch too much p*rn
enough about me. people of vsb.com, in your opinions, what are the sexiest occupations a person can have and why?
the carpet is yours and sh*t