Comments on: I Come Bearing Gifts http://verysmartbrothas.com/i-come-bearing-gifts/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=i-come-bearing-gifts Tue, 22 May 2012 01:48:02 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: i heart vintagehttp://verysmartbrothas.com/i-come-bearing-gifts/#comment-17956 i heart vintage Fri, 01 Aug 2008 20:42:53 +0000 http://www.verysmartbrothas.com/?p=176#comment-17956 I'm a married woman and I couldn't care less about my husband looking at some other woman(most of my friends find that strange) shit I look 2 I be like baby her ass is huge did u see it hhahaha (No lesbo in me what so ever) I just rather my husband be totally him when he is with me I don't want him to have to sneak and take a peak at that ass when I'm not looking (because 9 chances out of 10 he will) ..I'm just super secure with him and myself (I think I'm pretty hott) so it doesn't bother me I mean relationships are hard enough I don't have time to get into an argument over some dd's I rather devote that energy to something else ...and looking doesnt equal touching... I’m a married woman and I couldn’t care less about my husband looking at some other woman(most of my friends find that strange) shit I look 2 I be like baby her ass is huge did u see it hhahaha (No lesbo in me what so ever) I just rather my husband be totally him when he is with me I don’t want him to have to sneak and take a peak at that ass when I’m not looking (because 9 chances out of 10 he will) ..I’m just super secure with him and myself (I think I’m pretty hott) so it doesn’t bother me I mean relationships are hard enough I don’t have time to get into an argument over some dd’s I rather devote that energy to something else …and looking doesnt equal touching…

]]> By: Blah Blah Blahhttp://verysmartbrothas.com/i-come-bearing-gifts/#comment-17686 Blah Blah Blah Fri, 01 Aug 2008 03:29:48 +0000 http://www.verysmartbrothas.com/?p=176#comment-17686 I am abotu to break the girl code...but... Secretly, I don't believe in monogamy...I mean really...is it natural? ...but flip side... Let me find out my man is cheating and all hell will cme up through the crevices of the earth to help me beat down a muthscooter... ...just sayin... I am abotu to break the girl code…but…
Secretly, I don’t believe in monogamy…I mean really…is it natural?
…but flip side…
Let me find out my man is cheating and all hell will cme up through the crevices of the earth to help me beat down a muthscooter…
…just sayin…

]]> By: eccentricityresolutehttp://verysmartbrothas.com/i-come-bearing-gifts/#comment-17622 eccentricityresolute Thu, 31 Jul 2008 16:11:10 +0000 http://www.verysmartbrothas.com/?p=176#comment-17622 lol.. women *shakes head* we lot are considered the most overly sensitive, overly analytical, 0verly attached lot - and, deservedly so. actually, *you* lot. i've never subscribed to such naivete; never will such clear logic has few comparables... no, really..why do you women attach so much importance to cheating? it'll happen, if it'll happen if it doesn't, good for you if it does, good for youstill not getting it?? alright sit tight, hunker down, and read slooooooooooooowlybottomline: a man will cheat if he fucken wants to cheat a woman will cheat if she fucken wants to cheat what every last one of yall needs to remember is,it is just sexi repeat, for the benefit of all:it. is. just. sexget the hell over itmy personal philosophy has always been: as long as you remember and demonstrate that i come first always, then please by all means g'head and have some damn fun (safely, though!!)as long as i remember and demonstrate that you come first always, that you're the one i'm coming home to, that you're the one i care about, and you're the one i want to get over a particularly bad day with, and you're the one i want to celebrate achievements with ... (surely you're picking up on the pattern of significance, right??), then you shouldn't give a damn about my extracurricular activities..women tend to confuse (more like, equate) cheating with disrespect and subsequently, a lack (absence) of "love"not so, chickies.. not so, at all..just because he fucked her doesn't always mean he loves you any less just because he fucked her doesn't always mean he wants you any less just because he fucked her doesn't always mean he respects you any lessgeez!i wonder if any of you femmes of such self-professed upstanding moral character (LOL!.. sorry, that made me chuckle) ever considered one truly, simple fact:"we ain't all wired the same damn way"and please, let's not even get started on the men.. buncha hypocritical egomaniacs you want the freedom to dip into any cookie jar you want, but once your woman does same, then it's end game? LOLinfact, the whole world is batshit crazy men and women alike.. lol.. women *shakes head*
we lot are considered the most overly sensitive, overly analytical, 0verly attached lot – and, deservedly so.
actually, *you* lot.
i’ve never subscribed to such naivete; never will
such clear logic has few comparables…
no, really..

why do you women attach so much importance to cheating?
it’ll happen, if it’ll happen
if it doesn’t, good for you
if it does, good for you

still not getting it??
alright
sit tight, hunker down, and read slooooooooooooowly

bottomline:
a man will cheat if he fucken wants to cheat
a woman will cheat if she fucken wants to cheat
what every last one of yall needs to remember is,

it
is
just
sex

i repeat, for the benefit of all:

it. is. just. sex

get the hell over it

my personal philosophy has always been:
as long as you remember and demonstrate that i come first always, then please by all means g’head and have some damn fun (safely, though!!)

as long as i remember and demonstrate that you come first always, that you’re the one i’m coming home to, that you’re the one i care about, and you’re the one i want to get over a particularly bad day with, and you’re the one i want to celebrate achievements with … (surely you’re picking up on the pattern of significance, right??), then you shouldn’t give a damn about my extracurricular activities..

women tend to confuse (more like, equate) cheating with disrespect and subsequently, a lack (absence) of “love”

not so, chickies..
not so, at all..

just because he fucked her doesn’t always mean he loves you any less
just because he fucked her doesn’t always mean he wants you any less
just because he fucked her doesn’t always mean he respects you any less

geez!

i wonder if any of you femmes of such self-professed upstanding moral character (LOL!.. sorry, that made me chuckle) ever considered one truly, simple fact:

“we ain’t all wired the same damn way”

and please, let’s not even get started on the men..
buncha hypocritical egomaniacs
you want the freedom to dip into any cookie jar you want,
but once your woman does same, then it’s end game?
LOL

infact, the whole world is batshit crazy
men and women alike..

]]> By: sisandahttp://verysmartbrothas.com/i-come-bearing-gifts/#comment-17219 sisanda Wed, 30 Jul 2008 07:54:42 +0000 http://www.verysmartbrothas.com/?p=176#comment-17219 “many homeless men have inadvertently shown me their wangs…excuse me while I gag…” – hahahahaah..LMMFAO….sheeeieet…naaaaa

Miss Paterson you almost got me fired at work, yall should put a warning sign before your comments: “The following comment may cause temporary paralysis and uncontrollable laughter, which could enduce epyleptic fit, read cautiosly!!”

]]> By: sisandahttp://verysmartbrothas.com/i-come-bearing-gifts/#comment-17216 sisanda Wed, 30 Jul 2008 06:52:57 +0000 http://www.verysmartbrothas.com/?p=176#comment-17216 @ Alise, thank you thank you thank youIf only more woman took this aproach! @ Alise, thank you thank you thank you

If only more woman took this aproach!

]]> By: sisandahttp://verysmartbrothas.com/i-come-bearing-gifts/#comment-17215 sisanda Wed, 30 Jul 2008 06:49:24 +0000 http://www.verysmartbrothas.com/?p=176#comment-17215 “its like an apple taped to a pencil!” – Fuck you Champ I’m gonna use that line….hahahahaha…

“I also blame this site for never getting any work done. I’m just glad I have my own office so it appears I get a lot done.” – My exact sentiments!!! But like Tyrone i can’t stop man {I’m Rick James Bitch show me yo tities!}

]]> By: sisandahttp://verysmartbrothas.com/i-come-bearing-gifts/#comment-17211 sisanda Wed, 30 Jul 2008 06:43:03 +0000 http://www.verysmartbrothas.com/?p=176#comment-17211 “hell, all he has to do is convince you that sleeping with him isn’t the WORST thing to ever happen to you…do you realize how low that threshold is?” – hahaha

So it’s all just a matter of time my man, just a matter of time!

]]> By: sisandahttp://verysmartbrothas.com/i-come-bearing-gifts/#comment-17209 sisanda Wed, 30 Jul 2008 06:39:08 +0000 http://www.verysmartbrothas.com/?p=176#comment-17209 “Lil Wayne teaches us that we are not the same…some of us are martians.” – LMMFAO…hahahahaahahahahahaha

My nigg…stop..my God…stop {are u not entertained!}

]]> By: sisandahttp://verysmartbrothas.com/i-come-bearing-gifts/#comment-17207 sisanda Wed, 30 Jul 2008 06:36:12 +0000 http://www.verysmartbrothas.com/?p=176#comment-17207 "ms. muse, i think you need to re-read what i said, lol. i think all that camera research is messing with your reading comprehension." - LMMFAO....Yo sisa! ma-ffuker get this girl some vaseline, oooh girl i know he didn't (sayed in a hood-rat-get-you-girls-ass-kicked tone) “ms. muse, i think you need to re-read what i said, lol. i think all that camera research is messing with your reading comprehension.” – LMMFAO….

Yo sisa! ma-ffuker get this girl some vaseline, oooh girl i know he didn’t (sayed in a hood-rat-get-you-girls-ass-kicked tone)

]]> By: sisandahttp://verysmartbrothas.com/i-come-bearing-gifts/#comment-17206 sisanda Wed, 30 Jul 2008 06:28:27 +0000 http://www.verysmartbrothas.com/?p=176#comment-17206 “you referenced a Tyler Perry movie…painful” – unforgivable man, infact it’s right up there with nigg’s wearing g-strings or doing “The homie”.

Panama repent some more man, infact my forgiveness lies within a bottle so head on towards your nearest bottle store (ladies do you see how forgiving men are!)

]]>