How To Please Your Mate And Sh*t

"I'm sorry. I don't know why I can't stop farting. I think it's that coconut water."

“I’m sorry. I don’t know why I can’t stop farting. I think it’s that coconut water.”

1. Make decisions for him.

“Her planning an entire day with me knowing nothing about it. As someone who makes majority of the decisions this would be nice.”

2. Give him compliments.

“i think you look sexy when you clean the gutters….”

“Have you seen your butt when you take out the trash?”

“I love it when you can open jars.”

“my girlfriend called me handsome 3 months ago and it still makes me feel like a stud.”

3. Wash him.

“Trust me, it will wash the stress away, relax his mind, fill him with amazing thoughts, and fill him with deep appreciation.”

4. Provide him with sustenance.

“A DVD of Blazing Saddles and a BBQ chicken pizza.”

“I once said I want a caprisun when my girlfriend came home from a girls night. Now she brings one everytime. I guess remembering little things is what makes me feel great about her.”

“random Nestle Crunch”

“case of beer and a bag of potato chips.”

“Tacos. Like, I want to have a Saturday where we’re driving to the mall or something, and suddenly she pulls out a whole tray of tacos from under the seat and is all like ‘SUPRISE! TACOS’ and then we would eat tacos.”

“Muffins. Delicious home made muffins.”

“Chocolate cake and a bottle of whiskey.”

These quotes are from Jezebel’s The Foolproof Reddit Guide to Pleasing Your Mana collection of responses to a woman who wanted to do something nice for her boyfriend, and turned to AskReddit for men’s advice. As you can see, the quotes ran from the surprisingly mundane to the hilariously specific. (I’m not even a huge fan of tacos, but a taco surprise date would be one of the three best things that ever happened to me.)

Yet, they each had a common theme: Simple

I know it’s a stereotype that men are these walking, talking, and bleching tunnel-visioned nincompoops who don’t need more than pancakes and random dusk fellatio to keep us happy, but this is generally true. Somewhat misleading—these simple ways to make men happy only work if he’s already generally happy with the woman he’s with—but still true.

You know what else is true? Women are simple too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know. Women are complex and difficult and bipolar and unique and moody and volatile and nuanced and special and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. But, when it comes to putting a smile on a woman’s face, I think we (men) have a tendency to forget that they love the same things we do (sex, occasional silence, surprise tacos, etc), but the path to mutual happiness could be as simple as “You hit the snooze button on her alarm this morning so she wouldn’t have to reach over you and do it. She’ll now be able to sleep 14 minutes longer than she usually does. This made her happy, morning happiness makes her horny, and now she’ll want to f*ck you.”

Anyway people of VSB, I’m curious. What little and “simple” things can your significant other do (or not do) to put a smile on your face? 

-–Damon Young (aka “The Champ”)

  • Malik

    Listen to me rant.
    If we watch a movie or tv together save all questions before we start or until it’s over.
    Nap on top of me.
    Listen to my music with me.
    Do not taunt me when one of my teams loses.

    • IcePrincess

      Omg loool I’m the QUEEN of asking questions during a movie! But only if you’ve already seen it and I haven’t. I just like to kno the general plot going in.

      • Malik

        I’d mush you with a pillow.

        • naturalista88

          I tell them to STFU.

        • IcePrincess

          @ Malik Pillow fiiiiiight!!! :-)

      • http://stanoffewwords.wordpress.com Tristan

        that’s how u get mushed….asking mad questions like I cowrote the script n sh t.

      • Kema

        I can’t stand watching a movie with someone that has seen the movie and feels its their job to let me know what’s going on and to clue me in when something big is about to happen.

        • miss t-lee

          THEE WORST.

    • SoSincere

      *Nap on top of me*

      My guy likes this too but I forgot he did until you wrote that, I’m going to go do that right now, thanks for the tip ;-)

      • keisha brown

        Yesssss!

    • http://GenevaGirl.net Geneva Girl

      My hubby is the king of questions! Drives me CRAZY!!! We only watch show’s we’ve DVR’s do we can pause the show to answer the questions that, if he were patient, would be answered in the next minute by the show. Sorry. I had to rant.

    • http://snarkyasiwant2b.wordpress.com Snarkychic

      The asking questions thing makes my skin crawl. Why are you asking me specific plot questions, character questions or shyt any type of question about a movie both of us are watching for the first time…silence is an answer. If silence doesn’t work I usually say something snarky like, uh less talking more watching the answers will be apparent.

    • Kema

      I was with u until the taunting. :-p

    • MimiLuvs

      For me, my movie-watching pet peeve is when someone constantly requests for you to “rewind the movie” so they can watch the scenes that they have missed. It is even more aggravating when you know that they were busy texting on their phones.

    • Wild Cougar

      You don’t want me to nap on top of you. Really. You don’t. But its a cute idea.

      • SweetSass

        Good in theory…

        In practice…

        Well, I drool when I nap.

        • IcePrincess

          Lol! I was thinking the zact same thing.

          • SweetSass

            Spooning is better.

            • IcePrincess

              Do you like being the spooner or the spoonee? Even tho I’m a chick, I like to be the outside of the spoon.

              • http://www.cornerpolitics.net Breazy Taylor

                Whilke you are asking me questions, you are missing more dialogue and then will ask more questions. This makes me mad enough to want to stab someone in the eye with a rusty screwdriver.

              • SweetSass

                Little spoon.

              • Marshal

                I’m glad you like being on the outside.

                It gets tiresome having to be on the Outs and have an Arm that is damn near dead because of no circulation All.The.Time.

                BTW, only Gfs get Spooning/Cuddle benefits. Well, Very Chexy Women do as well

              • http://terryodis.wix.com/todis Micthemessenger

                There should be a mutal sharing of spooner-spoonee action. Taking a midnight leak with that dead arm syndrome is REAL.

    • http://www.styleillusions.com WIP

      Ya, I’m the movie talker. I’m talking about how I can’t tell who’s who because they look alike, I’m guessing the plot and who the killer really is or that they’re all going to die, etc.

      • AfroPetite

        DITTO!

        Men hate watching movies with me :-( I have to find someone who doesn’t mind me doing this.

        • Yoles

          + me… i stay yapping BUT i do keep up with the plot though
          #multitasking

          • Malik

            Didn’t we see Avengers together?

      • au napptural

        I’m a movie talker from way back! I can’t help myself, but I try to reserve it for my dad, my girls and my lil bro who are all much worse movie talkers than me. And taunting a man when his team loses is how we show love. I NEVER stop talking but my dad’s sorry Dolphins and he clowns the Gators every chance he gets. It’s how we roll. Otherwise, good list Malik.

    • oh ok..

      I’m late, but let me say…Don’t taunt/laugh at me if I like weird stuff. I can’t help it if Im weird sometimes. I like bugs, I like sci-fi, I like cartoons…etc. Whatever its legal! That pisses me off. :-/
      Ok Im done.

      • Diamond Jim

        Who doesn’t like cartoons especially Looney Toons or sci-fi? They are strange people indeed.

  • nillalatte

    lil or no critism, go with the flow, be mellow/laid back, enjoy the moment & just be. & massages. definitely massages. :)

    • SoSincere

      Massages remind me of licking the bowl and fighting over who would get to lick the spoon when my mama would bake a cake back in the day, its like I just can’t get enough….lol………..so yeah I agree

      • IcePrincess

        NOTHING in the world>>>massage

      • MimiLuvs

        There were plenty of grappling sessions between my brother and I, when we were kids because of Ducan Hines cake batter.

        • Kema

          Same here! Good thing I was the oldest. Yum!

        • http://www.styleillusions.com WIP

          lol, why does the batter always taste better than the cake? (there was a movie where a guy said he solved that problem…)

    • au napptural

      Praise God. If a guy compliments me creatively and gives me massages he can win every argument and pretty much get oral every day. Those are my serious weaknesses.

  • IcePrincess

    14 minutes?? What da hell kinda snooze button yall got? My snooze button is 9 mins :-(

    • SoSincere

      lol

    • http://commentarybyvalentina.wordpress.com/ Val

      Snooze buttons just pi*s me off.

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

      mine is definitely 9.

  • IcePrincess

    My biggest advice for a man to please his woman: just LISTEN. Women like to talk! Just humor me & listen to whatever inane thing I feel like telling you about that’s going on in my life on any given day. Like champ said, simple.

    • IcePrincess

      Oh, and make sure you eat the box! Lol. PSA to black men: it’s 2013. If you ain’t doing oral sex, please exit to da left! Thanx ;-)

      • AfroPetite

        Ehh….they can exit right on over here then. Box eating is overrated.

        • msdebbs

          +1

        • naturalista88

          :’(

        • Malik

          STOP.

        • Sahel

          Was it the mustache and beard..lol

          • AfroPetite

            It’s just one of those things that’s better in theory than practice 99% of the time.

            • keisha brown

              You and me are so here
              If you are doing it because you think I want it/speeding through first course to get to the entree – dont bother

            • http://commentarybyvalentina.wordpress.com/ Val

              One day, when the right person comes along, you will understand the amazingness of it.

              • Camilleblu

                +999

                • AYFKM

                  +infinity x infinity!

                  • keisha brown

                    i’ve had some fantabulous partners. but they are in the minority.

                    i’d rather nothing than a meh experience.

            • http://twitter.com/inomallday Shamira

              a-freakin-GREED.

        • Yoles

          - 1
          :(

          the box chomp is IT i couldn’t let this statement stand and get the mens all confused… not me.. each one teach one

          • AfroPetite

            I’ont care what y’all say.

            It’s overrated.
            Not here for cunnilingus.
            Stick it in already.

            • Sahel

              Deletes Khia from playlist in honor of AP

              • Camilleblu

                BOL!

              • Kema

                OMG! My neck my back was my go to Karaoke song. I’ve sung it like 6 weeks in a row and this week it was banned. :-(

                • Yonnie

                  Wait… they banned it at Karaoke? Is this Christian Karaoke?

                  • Kema

                    No it was a bar! Smh!

                • Camilleblu

                  Lol @ you kema with the ratchet karaoke!!

            • Todd

              Listen to Val. Trust me on this one. :)

            • Wild Cougar

              I’m with you, AP, I’m usually lying there waiting for it to be over. Unless you are really really good at it, don’t bother.

            • Malik

              I swear I’ve only heard Black women be vocally disdainful of head. This always greatly saddens me.

              • http://obsidianraw.bravejournal.com Obsidian

                @Malik:
                Don’t believe what you hear.

                The First Rule of Game, is as follows:

                Don’t believe what (Black) Women say; watch what they do.

                O.

                • Sahel

                  And the saga continues

                • keisha brown

                  zzzzzzzzzz….

              • The CPT

                Thankfully there are alternatives.

                • Malik

                  O absolutely. Just there’s a certain spiritual connection with that for me. Still plenty of fun and great things though.

                  • SweetSass

                    Take heart, they are a persecuted minority.

              • ThriftyByNature

                This I just don’t understand. Everyone I woman I know loves getting head. I had a convo with my ex and he asked me if I could be with someone who didn’t like it. I told him I love to give and receive and if they’re not down with that then we are “unequally yoked” lol

                • ThriftyByNature

                  *every woman

              • http://www.blacklatinafabulous.com Maris

                The main reason some women/men don’t like it is the amount of vulnerability you have to allow for it to actually feel great. There are a ton of people not that willing to hand over that level of control.
                Of course, many men can bypass this by mentally placing the giver “beneath” them for performing said act, but entire other post.

                • Kema

                  Yea you do have to be able to let go.

            • Nedu

              Straight to the point..lol

          • IcePrincess

            Yoles, the voice of reason! Tell um, girl! They gotta eat, before they beat. LOL

          • kid video

            I figure Yoles was gonna put on the Wonda Woman suit to address this issue…

            Somebody musta said “CandyGirl” three times in a mirror.

          • Kema

            Tell her Yoles! I have improved the success rate of good head by coming up with instructions for my va jay jay.

          • http://www.styleillusions.com WIP

            Exactly Yoles. foul-on-the-play
            We cannot let this vile propaganda be spread.

        • http://www.twitter.com/Bmorebmw Tentpole

          @AP you just got the wrong chef in you kitchen

          • Wild Cougar

            Some women are more sensitive in than out. Its not the chef. If the kitchen stay hot, preheating the oven is a waste of time

            • http://missrosen.wordpress.com esa

              tell em ~

            • AfroPetite

              I’m a well oiled machine *flips hair*

            • http://www.twitter.com/Bmorebmw Tentpole

              And a good chef know that and can adjust accordingly. Cooking is based on temperature

        • Marshal

          IDT oral is Overrated as much as it is not everyone is a Porn Star Expert at it. I’m a Giver rather than a Receiver of Oral (only 3 Women have been Good at it, and 1 was able to go Superhead).

          ……………..Know What, YES, it IS overrated :-/

        • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

          I’m just gonna go ahead and say nobody ate your box right.

          I’d tell on myself…but…that would be telling on myself and seem like im soliciting sex or something.

          WHICH IM NOT DOING MR POLICE MAN.

      • AYFKM

        Say it!

      • Yonnie

        They still make them?

      • au napptural

        It’s like Champ or Panama said, it’s the attitude behind box eating or not box eating that matters, not the act. Most men are truly not that gifted and honestly, I’d rather have a good massage, but I wouldn’t be with a guy who flat out would never eat it b/c that attitude denotes selfishness in bed and in life. And probably old-fashioned sexist sensibilities. I’m young (24) and any dude my age not willing is just not worth my energy.

        • http://obsidianraw.bravejournal.com Obsidian

          @Ms. Au Napptural:
          It is so very refreshing to hear that you abhor the old s8xist sensibilities of old; I take that to mean then, that you’ve approached Men for dates and paid for them as well?

          O.

          • http://www.blacklatinafabulous.com Maris

            I have. Gave me the privilege of experiencing some of the most spoiled passive-aggressive Beta’s ever.
            Hard lesson-you don’t act like a prize, you don’t get treated like one- no matter what the O’s of the world say about how much they enjoy not being the hunter every once in a while.
            Just my experience, though. I have many a 2520 friend that met their husbands that way (yes, I said it).

            • Sahel

              5 points to Griffindor

    • DG

      A counterpoint to your simple request…

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkKtV81u_VM

      • IcePrincess

        Hey bro, you won’t get any argument from me there! Tis better to give than to receive loooool. We’ll be some d*ck & p*ssy eating mofos up in here!!! You gon learn today!

        • Kema

          Since it’s better to give than to receive I’m a doll and allow them to give. O:)

          • gemgirl

            BOL! +1

          • Marshal

            Kema,
            A doll you say……. @_o

    • Marshal

      That’s a bit misleading,

      Listening APPEARS to be Good, but if I have No Clue what it is you are saying or what you me, I can’t Understand, ergo it is as if I’m just “hearing” and not “listening”.

      • Kema

        Sometimes just being an ear is all thats needed.

        • Marshal

          Been there, done that, and out of 16 girls/women I’ve done this for, only 5 “appreciated” just being the Ear to Listen and Hear Only……..

  • IcePrincess

    Hey champ, just so you kno, as much as I can give criticism, I can also give credit. Idk what time exactly you posted, but when I logged on at like 12:45, it was already there! So that’s a step in the right direction. Now, tell me your favorite kind of cookie, so I can be sure to give you one! :-) :-)

  • SoSincere

    Simple & Little things I love:
    1. Massage my scalp—–this is hands down the most amazing thing.
    2. Stare at me for no apparent reason, not staring in confusion because I was at home all day and still forgot to put the clothes in the dryer and you don’t have any clean underwear and now they have to be washed again because they smell funny, but rather stare at me like you did when were dating… yeah like that.
    3. Listen attentively while I talk about things that nobody cares about but me ( I adore my husband for doing this..lol)
    4. Be okay with me always wanting the black or other minority family and/or person to win on any given game show at any given time……
    5. Let me listen to whatever song I’m addicted to at the moment over and over and over again and he listen with me even though I know he can’t stand that
    6. Be ok with the fact that every CD mix I put together is going to have some of the same songs on each new CD so I can play them over and over and over again
    7. Lay next to me and just rub me wherever
    8. Watch my Animaniacs DVD collection with me and enjoy it…..all of it
    9. Be spontaneous and suggest we do something wild and different like….. I don’t know maybe walk down to the front of the neighborhood to the pool or tennis courts on a week night or something (we’re in our 20′s but we done started acting old..lol)
    10. Eat almond butter out of the jar with me
    11. Encourage me to wear my highest heels all the time even though I’m slim & tall already, even though he’s taller than me, some dudes seem to be a bit intimidated when a woman is tall even if they’re taller so I I really, really appreciate him for being confident like that and encouraging me to be confident too.
    12. Bake me a sweet potato and have it waiting for me with some coconut butter and a dash of cinnamon and that’s about it…..

    • IcePrincess

      Omg your # 12? Ask him to make two!! *drooling*

      • IcePrincess

        And tell him hurry up before Rewind & Camille greedy azzes get up in here ;-)

        • Camilleblu

          Hey SoSincere!!!

          *pushing IP’s food beggin’@ss out tha way so I can get that last sweet potato*

          • SoSincere

            Hey Camille!

            *starts pushing sweet potato food cart into the room*

            • Kema

              Sweet Potato + Panera’s Honey Walnut Cream Cheese = Bliss

      • SoSincere

        lol! girl everybody needs some sweet potato in their life… seriously

        • Camilleblu

          Ummm…but your #10, tho…..we can’t BOTH have clogged arteries….

          • http://terryodis.wix.com/todis Micthemessenger

            …unless you got two bathrooms.

    • msdebbs

      “1. Massage my scalp—–this is hands down the most amazing thing.”

      almost as good as an orgasm!!

    • http://commentarybyvalentina.wordpress.com/ Val

      “Be okay with me always wanting the black or other minority family and/or person to win on any given game show at any given time……”

      Especially Jeopardy!

    • http://www.twitter.com/Bmorebmw Tentpole

      Okay, I accept

      • http://commentarybyvalentina.wordpress.com/ Val

        Lol.

    • MimiLuvs

      Your number one… I know that a great scalp massage can cause a person to become agitated, if it ends abruptly.

  • Yoles

    remind him/her that you like him/her (not just love, not just lust after) and enjoy his/her company

    give massages that do not have to lead to the “lay down and move around”

    remember small details and things wanted

    be nice, genuinely nice

    pick up the slack, help without being asked or getting verification that help is requested

    talk- keep each other abreast of needs and wants even as they change and possibly get more difficult

    do activities together-shared experiences make more fulfilling relationships

    smile often and truly

    don’t use s.ex as a weapon

    give space/have your own hobbies

    share

    keep the plays that the private parts star in HOT, do new stuff, challenge boundaries

    be honest while still being gentle and kind

    care

    • http://commentarybyvalentina.wordpress.com/ Val

      “remember small details…”

      Yep, that’s very, very important.

    • Todd

      Welp…maybe one day I can have that. :)

    • http://snarkyasiwant2b.wordpress.com Snarkychic

      +1 I <3 this list! Please please please the help with being asked is so important…if I'm cleaning the whole damn house why do you have to ask if I want you to mop the floor. Of course I want you to mop the floor!

    • http://recklessactsofpunctuation.tumblr.com dtafakari

      THiS:
      give massages that do not have to lead to the “lay down and move around”

      • au napptural

        YES!!!!!!!! The very fact you give that giving massage not expecting anything makes me want to give you double next time!

  • That Ugly Kid

    - Don’t talk to your exes (you broke up, the f*ck else is there for yall to talk about?).
    – Don’t belittle my hobbies.
    – She can play videogames with me. And no, I won’t let you win.
    – She can shave her vag. You don’t have to be bald, just keep it low and neat.
    – Don’t wear anything Green Bay Packers, Miami Heat, New York Giants/Jets, around me.
    – I LOVE Chipotle. It’d be dope if she surprises me with 3 Burrito Bowls.
    – Listen to me talk during moments of vulnerability.
    – Some surprise head would be awesome.
    – Just simply be a great mother to our future children. Son, Kanye Dumbledore Walker. And/or our daughter Erykah Naevia Walker.
    – She must also love our pet lion named Spiderman.
    – Either, not be a b!tch during “that time of month”, or if you are, make it up to me when it’s over.
    – Cook naked wearing nothing but an apron.
    – Don’t ask me why the computer’s History is blank. Just accept it.

    • Yoles

      why can’t exes speak??? i have heard this mostly from men with bass in their voices… what gives?

      sidebar: you should be able to share all the kinky, deviant stuff that you would have previously erased… ,maybe even try it at home ;)

      • That Ugly Kid

        Because many women don’t know how to keep their emotions in check when dealing with exes. And that’s how folks get cheated on, drama starts, and feelings get hurt.

        I don’t communicate with my exes, so stay away from yours.

        • SoSinvere

          This is true, it is hard for us or I know personally for myself & a couple of my friends that its hard to not feel some kind of way when dealing with an ex because well I think the vanity in us always kind of wonders does he still want us, and then we may begin to compare the current man to the old one and things can just get messy unnecessarily, so I’ve personally found its just easier to stay away from old boyfriends.

        • SoSincere

          This is true, it is hard for us or I know personally for myself & a couple of my friends that its hard to not feel some kind of way when dealing with an ex because well I think the vanity in us always kind of wonders does he still want us, and then we may begin to compare the current man to the old one and things can just get messy unnecessarily, so I’ve personally found its just easier to stay away from old boyfriends.

      • Todd

        My issue with it is that unless you have kids and/or financial interests together, if he’s still talking, he’s trying to get that #ThrowBackP*ssy. You know he needs you, and he wants you back. Heck, if he could get the money together, he’d have Dionne Warwick sing on the hook while he begs for another chance at that.

        In other words, even if your interests are innocent, it’s rare that dude is so himself.

        • Yonnie

          Nah. Disagree. I’m friends with one ex. He has a girlfriend. He’s happy. He doesn’t want me back. He’s a DISTANT ex (we broke up in 2002). We didn’t talk for a few years. We re-connected. We’re not ‘best friends,’ but he’s one of my favorite people in my life that I’m not related to. I want to know what’s going on in his life, how he’s doing, share in his high points and be a shoulder & listening ear in low points. And vice versa. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with that. As long as we each make our significant others feel comfortable with that (i.e. no lying about where you’ve been, extend them an invite if you get together for drinks, etc.).

          • Todd

            I think the difference is that you 2 fell back, went about your lives, then reconnected. That can work out because by then, you’ve worked out whatever feelings you’ve had together. But if it’s a situation where you two were recently (as in <6 months ago) together, nah, homey. He's still looking to hit.

    • http://theclassroomstarter.tumblr.com a_metaphor

      Kanye Dumbledore Walker… I might have to reconsider Da’Realest Weighforit (pronounced Wait-for-it) _________. lol

      • http://stanoffewwords.wordpress.com Tristan

        Waiforret*

        • SweetSass

          La-sha.

          Pronounced… La-DASH-a.

          • http://commentarybyvalentina.wordpress.com/ Val

            I still think that name is an urban legend.

            • au napptural

              Nope, it’s been proven to be real!

              • http://commentarybyvalentina.wordpress.com/ Val

                I’ll need to see a certified birth certificate! Lol

    • Todd

      Oh, send the Jets paraphernalia my way please! I tend to get a lot of Jets stuff anyway, so the more the merrier!

  • keisha brown

    Do the things you did to get me on a regular basis.
    Respect me. Trust me. Communicate.
    Simple.

    All the extras are just that.

  • http://commentarybyvalentina.wordpress.com/ Val

    Simple things that I love

    - When she doesn’t sigh when I play Blurred Lines over and over
    - When she takes me for spur of the moment drives that have already been planned
    - Indulging my AK fandom
    - Listening intently when I talk about moving to a different city every week
    - Allowing long periods of silence while we bath together by candlelight
    - Waking me up in that special way for early morning sex
    - Catching her checking me out when we’re out somewhere

    :-)

    • http://stanoffewwords.wordpress.com Tristan

      I can’t STAND Blurred Lines

      • http://commentarybyvalentina.wordpress.com/ Val

        Really? I think that is the hot song of the year so far.

        • Yonnie

          Blurred Lines & Fine China are my two fav songs on the radio right now.

          • http://commentarybyvalentina.wordpress.com/ Val

            I have a hard time listening to Chris. First, because of the incident and also because his singing voice hasn’t changed since he was 16.

            • Yonnie

              On Fine China he sounds like MJ… in which case sounding like a 16 y/o is fine.

    • Todd

      Thank you for exposing me to Blurred Lines. Hot song!

      • http://commentarybyvalentina.wordpress.com/ Val

        You’re welcome! I love it but, I hate the video. That song has one of the worst videos ever.

        • miss t-lee

          The video is terrible, but I love the song.

          • Marshal

            The Uncensored or Edited one????
            When you have topless chicks in a video (granted, they are A-cups), it’s Always Good.

            • Malik

              both meh

            • http://commentarybyvalentina.wordpress.com/ Val

              If the only difference is breasts then that one is going to horrible too.