Not sure about this one. If so I would not have to let most my boys “fall on their face”. One of em had a girl no one knew of, the wedding invite had the Ex girls pic mailed to the current GFs apt.

Come on now if guys spoke I and all his peeps would have known about shorty, guys dont talk more than women…they talk MORE $hit than women!!

Describes me to a T, growing up I coulda “got more” had I lied an said I did “six months on the Island” I have the peronality to at least convince you. Deep voice, I tend to never back down and I do intmidate people (though I am only 5-9, 185).
It amazes me how I avoided incarceration like being called gay yet our women flocked to these men who waay older than 18 get locked up too much or did one bid under 18 and have been living off of it for years.

Okay now how would you know if you found one? I was in three diff schools to get my BS, working $8.50 an hr in NYC no less!!! Not a good look.

Not that it tells you anything about my personality,but after you realize: “He’s cute (yea I said it) but broke” then what? Are you going with “Paid but and Airhead”

Laugh all you want, he’s offering trips to MIA and ATL and all I got is two dollars on my Metrocard!!

And seeing what the women would have said to their younger selves… “Airhead” gets 3 years!!!

I say that cuz I feel for women if the d!ck and money is right-mums the word until the dealbreakers show up then yall get suspicous, so tell me what are “signs or repsonsibility”.

The last time you talked to That One, you should have told him how you felt, instead of bullsh*tting. Now you probably won’t have that chance ever again.

Had more fun in the men department in college, although later you’ll find out that getting some with random guys is not your cup of tea. See tales from The Youngin five years later—->

You only wanted a “Kinda-Boyfriend” last summer, not a real one. You shouldn’t have gotten the two confused with the Youngin.

If the sex is not good, dammit it’s just not good. Moving on!

The guy from high school who is semi-obsessed with you is not what’s up. Just because he meets the standards on the check-off list does not mean you should really date him. He is a beast (and I don’t mean that in a good way) and he still gets on your f*cking nerves. You know it, so why are you entertaining him?

Nice guys tend to finish last. The chemistry was not there, but I be damned if you didn’t enjoy the sushi dinners. Be glad you cut that off pronto.

If you really thought you loved him, you should have told him.

You should have kept writing, even after that horrible experience at your newspaper internship. You were still and ARE STILL a great writer.

You are COMPLETELY INSANE!! and not in a ‘the women love him ’cause he’s crazy’ kind of way….naaahhh hommie, you are a clinically off the charts, need to be in a straitjacket, mentally ill individual!!

You have two options:
1. Embrace and ride this ‘trait’ to the death.
2. Seek help from a professional.

Either one of them will do, but it is imperative that you accept the fact that you are not sane. That is all.

..and oh yes….show no decency or discretion when it comes to tapping *ss. Tap it all!!