10 Most Ridiculous Parts About The Scene’s “Why Did You Cheat?” Video » VSB

Dating, Relationships, & Sex, Featured, Lists, Pop Culture

10 Most Ridiculous Parts About The Scene’s “Why Did You Cheat?” Video

By now, you’ve probably watched The Scene’s 6-minute plus video of former lovers turned exes, Kourtney and Leonard, who broke up, presumably, due to the Leonard’s (@LennyLoudPacks on the Twitters) rampant cheating. The girlfriend, Kourtney (@creolekourt) asks the hard questions, you know, “why?” “how many times?” and shares a story about walking in on him smackin’ bellies with somebody else and him telling her to get out.

Let me just cut to the chase: I’m not sure that I believe it’s a “real” video. I can’t prove that it isn’t, but something about you baby, makes me want to get with you it feels staged. But since Brittany Murphy would never tell, we may never know, and Kourt is on the Twitters talkin’ about new boos and sending love and shenanigans to the ex-boo by putting his social medias out there.

Upfront, he deserves it. Not just because he cheated on her, that’s their personal shit. He does deserve to get railed for being willing to go on camera and look like a vapid, emotionless robot who, if he did cheat, not only doesn’t care, decided to make a video exhibiting how much he doesn’t care. Look, if you’re going to cheat and not care, just fade into the sunset, do not make a fucking video showcasing it. What’s wrong with you? What’s wrong with y’all? You niggas are crazy.

Since this fucktastic video DOES exist, however, we might as well talk about it. Here are 10 of the most ridiculous parts of this video to me.

1. My man has zero emotions.

And it’s the main reason I think this is staged. They’re allegedly still “friends” but you go sit in front of your ex and tell her how much of a rat bastard you are and show no remorse? I don’t buy it. Even the most cold-hearted fothermucker would father stretch his hands to touch her when she starts crying. At least a knee or something. My man looks like he’s waiting for this shit to be over so he can go play some more Pokemon Go! They didn’t break up because he cheated, they broke up because he didn’t care that he cheated when confronted.

2. She walked in on him in bed with somebody else, he told her to get out, and she did.

No word on if he finished the job or not, but lawdjeefus I hope he put the other broad out because fuck. I actually do know of somebody who told me she walked in on her dude with somebody else and just left, though they were just “talking” at the time. She goes by @creolekourt on Twitter. Which I’m guessing means she’s from The Boot, or is Boot-adjacent. For that reason, I’m not buying it. All the chicks I know from down yonder are 38 hot when it comes to emotions, ESPECIALLY if they run up on you cheating. Her assumed origins make it hard for me to fathom her just turning around and walking out. Maybe she went to private school or something.

3. Back to the no emotions, he never touches her once.

Maybe the agreement was she couldn’t put any hands on him so he couldn’t put any hands on her. Maybe that’s what the release statement said. But otherwise, I’m AMAZED he didn’t even reach out to comfort her once. How you gonna act like that? It seems like just the other day that they broke up, but he has nothing in the tank for her, not even to stop her from crying. I can be an emotionless zombie on occasion, but at the LEAST I would hug or touch or offer a hot beverage.

4. He basically blames her for his cheating.

Her going through this shit helped to embolden him to step out. She didn’t trust him and rightfully so, dontchaknow, and yet he felt she had no right to invade his privacy. Look, I’m a big fan of folks not invading my privacy. THAT PART. But you can’t be mad at somebody for doing something because they think that you’re doing what you’re actually doing. You keep shooting me and I just might try to hide the guns. You can’t be mad at me for being proactive. Now, if she checked and he wasn’t doing shit, then she needed to NOT DO IT AGAIN. Wasn’t her ministry tho. She was part of the Been Cheated On  So I’m All Up In His Phone Ministry. Also, he needs a better password…one of them 6-character joints.

5. He asks her “why didn’t you leave?”

In a vacuum, it’s a fair question; in the context of their now past relationship, what an asshole question to ask. He’s look for some sort of validation even in his assholery. He gets high marks for douchiness. Asking that question almost REQUIRES her to say one of two things: 1) I was stupid, which she says, or 2) because I loved you. The first makes it seem like she was a glutton for punishment and the second just gives him something to feel good about. I hate them both.

6. He actually says that he hopes they can remain friends so he can watch her grow into the woman she’s becoming.

HOLD MY MULE. For why, bitch? For the record, I hate it when folks say the “I hope we can still be friends” shit after a breakup. Who means it? What does it even mean? I know folks who’ve said it. I haven’t. But what an asshole thing to say. “I tried to break you and treated you like shit, but look at you blossom girl…can I watch?”

7. She says, “I don’t think you’re a bad guy because you cheated.” Also, she forgave him “because you’re my best friend.”

That’s nice. And maybe he isn’t a terrible human being, like, compared to world history. But he was a bad guy to you, boo. It’s okay to say that. My man was strokin’ like Clarence Carter everywhere while y’all were together, and smashed so many folks he “hasn’t even thought about how many” as a way to not say 100 chicks. The best friend shit though, man, her BFF bar is so loooooooooooooow.

8. He really hit her with the, “it’s not you, it’s me.”

That happened. “You perfect. Did not want.”

9. He says he just couldn’t commit nor did he want to, so he cheated.

SO WHY DIDN’T YOU LEAVE, B? Shit. I just heaved.

10. This video’s existence is ridiculous.

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears: Don’t do this at home. Your mentions will be in shambles. It’s not a good look. Somebody HAS to be the bad guy or it’s a useless video. Did I mention shambled mentions. Do not want.

Panama Jackson

Panama Jackson is pretty fly (and gorgeous) for a light guy. He used to ship his frito to Tito in the District, but shipping prices increased so he moved there to save money. He refuses to eat cocaine chicken. When he's not saving humanity with his words or making music with his mouth, you can find him at your mama's mama's house drinking her fine liquors. Most importantly, he believes the children are our future. You can hit him on his hitter at panamadjackson@gmail.com.

  • HouseOfBonnets

    *logs on and sees topic*

    Ain’t no good coming from this discussion today, I’m here for it though…..
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c07c868d17af35a6479fffdea89ef37f782a730c77d28ac970d700b613845996.gif

    • Darkchloe144

      I’m in the “this ain’t even real” camp anyway.

      • HouseOfBonnets

        Same because how stupid can you both be….ain’t no chex that good.

        but then again I’ve seen worse done in the name of magic stick and desperation.

        • SororSalsa

          ain’t no chex that good.

          You ain’t never lied. Why don’t folks realize that there isn’t just one magic stick or petunia??? I just don’t understand that mindset, and glad for it.

          • HouseOfBonnets

            Me and you both, I was looking at this entire conversation play out…. Couldn’t relate.

      • Michelle is my First Lady

        This isn’t real. In real life, if I caught my man in a room with someone else and he told me to leave. Oh, the last thing I would have done was walked back to my room and cried. This situation would have ended so SO differently.

        https://media.giphy.com/media/c7gPo5tqlU0ko/giphy.gif

        • HouseOfBonnets

          EXACTLY!!!

          Bernadette didn’t evade arson and battery charges for this, do better.

        • Careful she bites

          when we were in college, my friend went to her dude’s house after the club. she walked in on her man laid up with another woman. he told my friend to leave. she didn’t not. she did, though, proceed to whooping his a$$, smashed his tv, stole his wallet and threw the credit cards randomly along the streets.

          • Kim

            lmao sounds like something I would do.

          • “M”

            Randomly! LOL.

            It’s the choice of adverb that makes the word picture come to life.

            :-)

        • CozyVon

          Yeeeah, she was way better than me. But my thing is this: Even if you decide not to go all Bernadette on him because he ain’t worth the charge (which I actually, totally get), we damn sure would’ve been DONE. Wrap, period, finito. ‘Cause ain’t no coming back from that. The fact she did NEITHER gets the ill “girl HUH?” side eye from me, “victim-blaming” be damned.

        • SororSalsa

          I had a friend (we don’t speak anymore, partially because of this) who walked in on her man with his ex. She just left. Some people don’t have it in them to react. Defeat is their default position, and they don’t know how to click over.

    • Michelle is my First Lady
    • miss t-lee

      None nann bit o’ good.

    • Wizznilliam

      Other than the obvious answer to number 6 (he still want to smash), I think I’m staying out of this. Ain’t no good coming from this AT ALL.

      • HouseOfBonnets

        we see each other lol

  • Negro Libre

    This is one of those movies where the bad guy wins in the end.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjDLin6Egyw

  • Michelle is my First Lady
  • HouseOfBonnets

    Just so many bad decisions on both parts…. Do y’all like being in maury lie detector test episodes? Where is the decoy? https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7ecf7e2372472c3dd5f363e1accedc9f7bf9eedf4e67c54b31a7326c3ea4c08b.jpg

    • SimplePseudonym

      “…and I left and went back to my room like he told me to.”

      Whet?

  • Calvin

    1 and 3: You don’t touch people when you don’t like them or have no use for them.
    7. She’s black, and likely churchgoing. Jeebus freaks are idiotic that way (see Dylan Roof massacre).

  • Brooklyn_Bruin

    Lessons

    1) If you treat em less than human, they’ll stay by your side

    2) Mind ya bidness (c) Will “open marriage” Smith

    3) “I hope we can stay friends” is the ultimate

    4) demonstrably lame ninjas can pull hotties

    Though tedious to watch, overall I approve of a Lawrence here.

    • HouseOfBonnets

      Told y’all dating in the 2017 for the birds.

      • Brooklyn_Bruin

        These look like time honored facts that some millennial men are finally getting hip too.

        It’s also very telling that
        I didn’t like him in college

        Became

        We had a reunion

        Methinks there is more to the story

  • A.G.

    This piece will generate at least 1200 comments. Let me get some popcorn.

  • AnswerMe

    She should’ve left. What else is there to say?

  • Hiding My ?hide yours 2

    So why didn’t you leave?

    I’d be like, hold up …leave room and come back with a steaming cup of hot water. Pour it over him, then walk out.

    Nucca. You playing Cold War Russian games with the wrong one.

    If I ask to have a conversation about YOU cheating on me, talking bout I want closure. It’s a m’fkn set up.

    • Brooklyn_Bruin

      It’s a valid question. She’s a grown adult capable of making her own decisions.

      She lightweight enjoyed the misery. Probably why she made this video, so she could wallow further

      • Hiding My ?hide yours 2

        It is. And I’m not answering without some action. That’s all. Just need to woosah over the cheating and we good b. We can even be best friends, matter of fact soul mates.

    • Val

      “If I ask to have a conversation about YOU cheating on me, talking bout I want closure. It’s a m’fkn set up.”

      Lol

      Hiya, AM.

      • Hiding My ?hide yours 2

        Heyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Glo

    I get where this girl is coming from. When you’ve been with someone for a certain amount of time, you know them so well that you DO still want them around to do bestie ish with you. You want to be able to call them up after a hard day. You want them to go see that movie with you. You want them to celebrate your long awaited successes with you. It’s a slippery slope, tho. You start off doing bestie ish and leaving out the physical…but then it’s like “Why not? We’ve already done this a million times and we liked it” so you add the chex back into the equation. And then suddenly one of you is in a whole relationship again while the other is getting chex with no strings AND seeing other people.

    I think that one thing that helped me transition from Baby Glo to Grown Woman Glo was the moment that I realized that while I wanted my ex to be my bestie post-breakup, he was actually treating me worse than literally any other friend I had. Like, so much worse. Even my so-so friends that added no value to my life weren’t as bad as this dude who was actively wreaking havoc on my body and emotions on a regular.

    People CAN be friends after a breakup, but I no longer believe that it’s necessary.

More Like This