regardless of how unshallow or disdainful of superficiality you might claim to be, we all have our standards of what we deem datable and/or attractive. some of us are more willing to overlook certain things while others aren’t too keen about relaxing their standards, but we all have an image, an archetype of what we’d consider to be ideal.
but then…sometimes it happens.
you can’t explain it, you can’t reason with it, and it doesn’t make sense in your head, but sometimes you find yourself completely enthralled with someone who’s basically completely out of your “attractiveness box”. sometimes they’re the “wrong” race or body build or age, or sometimes you’ve been on the bandwagon so long that you’re scared to jump off and admit that you find them attractive. regardless of the reasoning behind it, they’re your guilty pleasures.
today, as a therapeutic exercise, i’m gonna name a few somewhat famous people who, despite the fact that they dont fit my archetype, still make me want to f*ck the sh*t out of them are extremely attractive to me.
enjoy and sh*t.
vanessa bell calloway
reasons for being a guilty pleasure: she’s like five years younger than my mother and also has a daughter who, in two years or so (just to be safe) would definitely get it, which makes things kind of awkward. with that being said, i could soooo see her as some recent divorcee drinking a rum and coke at some lounge, slightly tipsy and flirty in a “i’m gonna tease the hell out of this young dude…but if he comes correct, who knows?” way, leading to an all-night sexual rendezvous culminating with me waking up in the morning to some fire-ass, exotic ass omelette and a note explaining why i’ll never see her again.
(hmmm, maybe i’ve given this scenario a bit too much thought. moving on…)
cheryl hines (larry david’s wife on “curb your enthusaism”)
reasons for being a guilty pleasure: she talks and walks funny and kind of looks like a duck. regardless of that though, i’ve just always had this feeling that she’d be incredible in bed, and i cant explain why. you’ll just hafta trust me
natalie portman
reasons for being a guilty pleasure: she’s approximately the size of my left thigh, and roughly the same color as my bedroom walls. yet, despite the fact that i think i could realistically break her back while breaking her back, she’s always done it for me…even going back to, gulp, “the professional”
ashanti
reasons for being a guilty pleasure: ive never publically admitted until today that i’ve always been attracted to her, for fear of getting banned from the n*gganet. i fear no more. release your f*cking hounds. i scared of them no more
so, people of vsb.com, what pop cultural or celebrity figures would be your “guilty pleasures”? people who you’d think you wouldnt be attracted to at all, but, for whatever reason, they just do it for you, or people you’ve been scared to admit in public that you’re attracted to, for fear of getting rocks thrown at you?
we’re all family here….don’t be scurred
—the champ
Beholdeth he that sees beneath the deep wondrous and amazing things.
i ain’t scared to admit any of my physical attractions so… …and neither do i have women that i’m attracted to that i didn’t think i would be but suprisingly [to me] i am. wait yes i do maybe 1 or 2. read on.
i’m hot for Vanessa and her daughter in that order
and fu*k the Draconian Thought Police. i got a thing for well kept older women. …and her bod is so proportionate and giving if you will. (all attached to a slim frame) …this combined with what i feel is a submissive attitude and a smooth melifluous voice that reinforces that disposition. nice teeth.
and Larry David’s wife on “Curb” is one sexy MF. Cheryl Hines in real life would defenitely get mandingoed. fu*k jungle fever. this is a human thang. a woman thang. i’m attracted so fu*k u if you don’t like it. nice teeth and what feels like a submissive disposition. her face i can’t explain exactly what on in and around but sexy to me. maybe it’s her mouth. ur right champ the way she walks and carries herself, very lady-like. wit her purse all dainty and shit. i often wonder on the show how Larry pulled her. his life on that show seems like me in that he often is politically incorrect even when he tries to do the right thing it’s misconstrued.
natalie portman cute but no where does it for me like Vanessa and Cheryl Hines.
Ashanti just ok for me. i wouldn’t kick her out of my bed. even with her cash and celeb she would have to assume a lesser position on my squad and work to be my franchise player.
oh wait, SOMETIMES i see Fantasia Borino and I want to brutal co*k her for some reason. i’m a freakmaster and i know she got some serious freak in her although i wouldn’t necessarily date her. what is that? you know what it is.
Kim E. Whitley. i would like to intro her to severe case of angry di*k for some reason and she doesn’t exactly fit my mold. (hope she has stopped balooning)
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who else let’s see ahhh…
I got granny luv for Khandi Alexander and catherine Willows on CSI
In the right light on the right shows Khandi Alexander from C.S. I Las Vegas and Miami needs it bad from the khan
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Catherine Willows
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now u have a peek into the recesses and corners of the mind of khan concerning his granny luvs.
enjoy, be jealous, hate or whatever….
I aint hating on ur list, GK, but the image of Khandi that STAYS in my mind is of the crackhead she played on the BOMB HBO miniseries “The Corner”.
oh and this young lady whom you all love to hate. former dallas cowboy cheerleader. woman who would be blessed to be with me, chill indefenite with the khan provided we had some chemistry and synchronicity/compatibility.
the lips the proportions next to mine. i know she needs a hug. she longs to know me. can’t wait to find me. come here girl hug me. it’s been so long since i’ve seen u in person. get close to me when u get the chance. i know you’ve missed me but we here now. let me introduce excitement can you feel your heart flutter. feel your senses heighten. look me dead in my fuc*ing eyes and feel the sincerity. stand close but don’t touch me yet. you’re not ready. in acrowded room there’s nobody here but us. come closer, say hello and never let this feeling be forgotten.
most hated citcom co-star (i see yall hating. Jill Marie Jones. Jill marie Jones ladies and gentlemen. JILL MA (mutha-fu*king) RIE JONES.
who loves ya babe? you defenitely and me if you lucky. until destinies collide…
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I love Jill Marie…she was my favorite “girlfriend”
I know, right… she made the show to me.
…and Shannon Sossaman. a lil thin for my tatse but somehow she’s drawn to me and i to her. hmmmmmm…
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see movie “Rules of Attraction”
by the collaborators/creators of Pulp Fiction Roger Avery and Quentin Tarantino.
i promise a visceral experience.
I LOVE that movie, and she is a cool @ss white chick. Dig her.
Word! She’s bad.
@GK…I read “Shannon” and got waaaay too krunk! yeah…that Sossaman is a dope one…but she’s a Shannon so whatchu expect! lol
My guilty pleasure is Harvey Levin. The man, whether you love TMZ and the over the top paparazzi coverage or not, is a genius. Celebrity Justice, People’s Court. I’d taste his matzos ANYTIME.
I aint mad at ya. He aint bad on the eyes.
“she’s always done it for me…even going back to, gulp, “the professional”
I feel dirty for you, I will be back after I shower
the only solace i can take in that is the fact that even though she was 13, i was 16, which doesn’t make it TOO bad
they were talking about this on V-103 this morning. Lately I have been on this Lil Wayne thing and I have no idea why. His teeth are disgusting all those golds……..he has tattoos everywhere and all that jazz. So I have no reason for liking him. I have never had a thing for “thug” type guys. I am sure I have some more but I cant think right now. Way too sleepy.
I am with you on that. I have no idea what it is, but I think if he walked up to me I would faint! I mean he’s not at all my “type” but it’s something about him, you can’t deny it.
Maybe its the fact that Supahead said he was the best she ever had, I don’t know. But, of course, I don’t know about listening to someone who has been with EVERY-DAMN-BODY in the entertainment business. But she was sprung on Lil Wayne for a minute.
Yeah but the fact Supahead has been with everyone means she is an expert when it comes to getting it.. Lil Wayne is probably laying it DOWN…
“Yeah but the fact Supahead has been with everyone ”
so sleeping with tons of people makes you an expert, or just a ho?
In her case i’d say both. I mean if you’ve been with that many people you’ve gotten a good sample of a variety of D, and it stands to reason you’d know good D when u get it, no?
Well in her case, I’ll call her an Expert Ho, lol.
she is a “ho-spert”…she has a zillion dudes to compare him to…that’s like a virgin saying you’re the best…s/he doesn’t have anyone to compare you to, so how valid is the accolade? it’s like you complimenting a woman’s waffles…
I’m loving “ho-spert”. I must use that term daily. Somehow.
“it’s like you complimenting a woman’s waffles…”
oooh cold-blooded!!! she got you mayne!
LOL ….both. You a ho but when you put the “fiyah” stamp on someone…its the Truth
“Maybe its the fact that Supahead said he was the best she ever had, I don’t know. ”
i didn’t read the book or anything, but i thought ray-j was who she said was the best she ever had and was actually in “l(h)ove” with?
It could be both, but I do recall her saying that about Lil Wayne, heck who knows? She claimed to have been “in love” with just about all of them.
oooh not Lil Wayne girl…ugh
I am absolutely head over heels for Jay Z… I don’t know if its the swag or bis ass lips, but he does it for me.
Derek Luke… I never really get bit by the chocolate bug, but he could get it…family style.
this is me…cosigning on that there…but I admit it all the time…can’t think of anyone that I have liked on the “slide” though
Sorry but I cant dig camel lips on that scale.
Hmmm…okay so some I can’t “officially” name because they are actually in my circle…but here goes…
Black Thought – “because he’s known to be a lover of…”
The DJ – because he’s really a nerd who happened to fall in love with music…and because his timing is so bad it’s good…lol
The Higher Ed Administrator – because he’s also a nerd, but he has this voice that will fully make you want to give it up on his office desk
The Blogger – one word…witty
J.A. Adande – because PTI is the business this week….and he is so laid back and cool in real life
my guilty pleasures…
Please dont judge
Nelly
Jay-z-BDS
James Mcavoy-something about that Scottish brogue
Chris Brown…I want him to take me down…now I know R. Kelly’s plight
Dave Chappelle he can laugh me right out of my draws!
Dijimon Honsou—ohhhh ..give us us free!!!
Tommy Lee
Wentworth Miller
Tyrese
50 cent.. Dammit his body is banging…..I cant help it!
Cuba gooding jr… I know but shadowboxer made me look at him in a whole new light…..
Prince and
Johnny Depp..I have loved him since 21 jumpstreet
ohhh….I am going to add the ambiguosly gay trio to my list….
Common, Kanye and John Legend….
You really think so? I mean you ever been to one of Common’s shows or been to Chicago for that matter?
yes I saw Common perform back when he was promoting that song “the light’.. he was a little fruity back then….but he is still fine so I can over look it
Okay in his defense ya boy was messin w/ crazy I.E. Erykuh Badu @ that time. N then when I saw him in concert he all had chicks up on stage about to set the clothes on fire from the hunchin (you know the position standing up missionary w/o the chick being on the floor). & I was wondering if you knew anything about Chicago cats n they swag.
i didn’t know cats thought that common was gay. i guess you learn something new everyday
I didn’t know this either. That’s like saying Andre 3000 is gay, which is blasphemy!
Even Kanye isn’t really gay as much as he is annoying as hell. I would say Puffy was gay before Kanye, which isn’t saying much, I know! LOL
I don’t know why either… It just dresses differently than Lil’ Wayne (THANK GOODNESS!!)
I love me some Common and I’m not ashamed of it… in the least.
i hate to say it, but he’s dating serena williams, who’s rather…umm, not super feminine. isn’t that indicator enough?
when is common gay?
I don’t think so. Now Kanye and JL…hmmm
Common has reinvented himself since the finding forever joint, but after the Erykah Badu phase when he first hooked up with Kanye…they were all extremely suspect. John is still suspect but we tagged them the ambiguously gay trio and the name stuck..
What is this about them being gay?
I mean … Common no way. Like people said … if u see him live there is no question about it.
John Legend is pretty raw for an R&B singer … so he gets the OK.
Kanye … well … I wouldn’t go calling that man’s sexuality into question.
Shay-DEE…ok..I love you..so I will forgive you for typing ill of Lonnie Rashid Lynn II…but don’t let it happen again or I am going to have to take off my earrings up in here…
LOL…..as long as he stays out of them drawstring pants and v-neck dashiki’s we should be okay…
Tommy Lee!!! oh yes
Johnny Dep, he loves me!
Nelly could get it SO MANY ways!! SO many times, LAWD!!
Chris Brown – I would do 17 for that 18!! Totally worth it
Wentworth Miller would make me have Jungle Fever, so BAD!!!!
Tyrese has ALWAYS been on my “Can Get It” list.
I’m sorry but Prince reminds me of a woman. If I’d do him, I might as well go LESBO. I’m sooo straight on THAT one.
Wentworth Miller is black! Google it, he has lead an interesting life, being able to “pass” and all.
I have a crush on Justin Slayer. :::runs in the corner, blushing:::
Chingy. Cause he kinda has the same features as a guy in my real life that I’m into.
Djimon Honsou. Yes, yes, yes…he’s so intense and I wish I could drink up his skin.
Vincent D’Onofrio. I don’t know why but I like quite a few older white men with salt and pepper hair. Vincent is like the poor man’s George Clooney to me. Okay a REALLY poor man.
Umm. That is all…all my other picks are standard hotties.
“I wish I could drink up his skin.”
………..
I have a crush on Justin Slayer. :::runs in the corner, blushing:::
Hmmmm.
::nodding head in agreement::
t-lee u just want to get Slayed.
You’re right. This abstinence thing is a MF’er.
lol
admittedly, slayer does seem to bring the best out of the chicks in his flicks.
LOL you have a crush on Goren? Effin Goren?! Awesome. I could see where you’re coming from, but I heard he was a total prima donna backstage though.
yeah Vincent could get it. Prima donna my ass!
o0o my guilty pleasures…
Prince…even though im 5’10″ and hes 2’11″ in heels..id still do him..lol cuz i have been sprung on him since i was a kid.
Brad Pitt…the bottom lip..lawd..nuf said..
and..drum roll please…
its a tie between Chris Brown..and that Joshua dood from So You Think You Can Dance (his butt n thighs did it for me)…as soon as they turn 21..lol
yall pray for me..lol
LOL I thought Joshua was gay? But since you said it…Will was pretty hot and sexy…..I am adding him to my list
Will… OMG… when he raised his arms in full Karate Kid position…. I was dripping… that boy can get it!
You can see each and ever muscle group when that boys moves.
stop it, girl stop….. yes lawd he is fine…
What did u guys think about twitch? His lips n those abs..lawds..lol Ooo and dont tell me joshua is gay..lawds why do all the cute ones have to be gay..ugh..lol
I would have Brad Pitt’s FINE ASS un-tragic mulatto kids ANYDAY!
Barack Obama – This crush is before he be ran for president. I saw him at a rally in 2006 and he really captured my attention by the way he spoke and his modesty. He’s skinnier than my usual type, but his persona more than makes up for that.
Reggie Miller – When I was younger, I had a thing for Reggie Miller. I can’t explain why, but I did lol.
Chris Rock – I went to a show of his and any guy that can make me laugh that hard is a winner. He lacks in the physical department, but he’s hilarious and that makes up for it.
Johnny Depp – I wouldn’t usually date a guy who dresses like Johnny Depp but it works for him. He’s sexy and has this appeal.
Bono – There’s something just cool about him. I also love how much he gives to charity and how genuine he is.
“Bono – There’s something just cool about him”
i’ll admit, bono might actually be the coolest cat on the entire planet, lol.
I do love Bono, he is cool. But Jeremy Piven might have to just be the coolest white dude out there. I think he might be able to earn a “black” card just like Jon B., haha!
sometimes Reggie Miller favors The Crypt Keeper specially round the mouth.
nah…that would be Sam Cassell.
Really, it’s a toss up.
nevermind…lol
yep Sam Cassell too… E.T. thats who he reminds me of around the head. LOL!
LOL!!! True.
BOTH of them look like human scarecrows. EEWWW
R Millere has Shark Teeth, they look jagged and go in every direction
Down here we say it looks like he’s been chewing on rocks.
Reggie Miller’s teeth looks like he is on a strict diet of steel, bricks, rocks, and kryptonite.
Bono is a cool dude. he and i have a love for shades. i collect them. i don’t wear any jewelry. no watch or shit. well every once in a blue moon i rock a stud in my ear but my “stunner” game always gets the nod. he’s the only man i know with a “stunner” game sharper than mine. i wish i knew where to get the styles he wears. somebody lemmeknow…
“Barack Obama ” – I just had a dream about him last nightthat he came over to my families house and had dinner with us..just like he was one of the family..lol I dont know what that meant but..he made me see him in a new light….lol
friggin’ ADORE bono…serious u2 fan i am!
Bono is AWESOME!!
This is a sad, embarassing list:
- Anthony Hopkins from Silence of the Lambs — his voice OMG!
- Jack Nicholson (I know, I know!!!)
- George Clooney
Both of them — probably ten or more years back. They’re now falling apart…damn age!
Crap — I just realized my guilty pleasures were all OLD WHITE MEN! What does that say about me?
:(
“I just realized my guilty pleasures were all OLD WHITE MEN! What does that say about me?
:(”
that you have a slave/slavemaster fetish, thats all
“that you have a slave/slavemaster fetish, thats all”
Dman Champ! That’s a f*cked up, yet hilarious, thing to say.
““that you have a slave/slavemaster fetish, thats all”
Dman Champ! That’s a f*cked up, yet hilarious, thing to say”
lol…i just call it like i see it
…or that she is like millions of other women (of all races) who find those very same men attractive.
Clooney could get. it. IN. But I’d worry that the experience itself would be a huge disappointment because it’d be all charm and no performance.
Yeah. Too much hype.
@ Zahara~i was thinking about Anthony Hopkins in the shower this morning… I would love for him to knight me with his sword. mmm mmmm
***ok I’m leaving now***
Ouch!!!@Champ — that cut deep.
“Ouch!!!@Champ — that cut deep.”
if i had a nickel for everytime a woman said that to me, i’d have like two and a half nickels
^Only two and a half nickels? What did you do to the rest…spend it?
My list would include
P Diddy – Why? His self confidence is so high that it sometimes comes across as cocky–but high self esteem is a turn on. Plus his head for business is admirable and sexy.
Don Johnson – Why? I fell in lust with him during his Miami Vice days and it didn’t waiver when he was Nash Bridges. It’s just something about this older man that can set the fire to burning without a match.
Katt Williams – That dude’s so funny, he’ll have you laughing your panties off. I don’t know if it’s because we could go to the same hairdresser and bond while getting a relaxer or what.
Okay it’s late and that’s all I’m admitting to.
“I don’t know if it’s because we could go to the same hairdresser and bond while getting a relaxer or what.”
lol, ok
There’s something about Diddy that tells me that he has bad breath. I know it in my heart. Same thing for Jamie Foxx. I can’t explain it, but it’s fact.
oh goodness, I’m dying over here!
KindredSmile,
I would love to know how you can tell–well unless you just had an upclose encounter.
Well, Diddy is a classic example of what we refer to the scientific community as a “mouf breevah” meaning he never, ever closes his mouth. If you suffer from dry mouth (Xerostomia) symptoms, you naturally have less saliva. In turn, less saliva means less oxygen. If there is less oxygen available in the oral environment you have an anaerobic environment, which is perfect for these sulfur-producing bacteria. In essence, the bacteria are now capable of making high levels of sulfur gases, which in turn make the breath and taste worse.
*takes off lab coat, tries to bow, trips and falls*
I have always said he looks like he has bad breath.
If I said you were dumb AS HELL, u’ll call me a hata. LMAO!! All that Ig even during the use of SAT words!
P.S. U rite tho.
“There’s something about Diddy that tells me that he has bad breath. I know it in my heart”
I saw a close pic of his gums on one of the gossip sites. I was concerned.
Mouth probably smell like azz and onions.
busta rhymes said it in an interview on the Wendy Williams show…LMAO
Most of my day to day guilty pleasures include younger men (all legal age of course) but there’s something erotic about the idea of taking advantage of a younger man and riding him like a chariot until he bust a n*t so hard he passes out; and then going down in history as ‘the older woman’ who rocked his world and so he had to flip those pancakes the next morning for me (shout outs to whomever said that). So, without further ado let me introduce my “guilty pleasures”…
*Tristan Wilds- his lips. yummy. they’d go perfectly on my…and around my…He’s more than a decade my junior, but he first caught my eye on season 4 of the The Wire and I plan to watch the new “90210″ just to see those lips and that eyebrow raise he so beautifully mastered in season 4 and 5 of The Wire. I also like the way his back spread from age 18 to 23, he’s got that back dip I’m so crazy about….ladies you know what I’m talking about.
*George Clooney- some of you don’t like white meat, but here’s where I think all women of color should make an exception. The dark hair, the olive skin, the deep voice, the way he wears a suit…. need I say more?
*Wentworth Miller- I’ve heard rumors that he’s not on “my team”, but I refuse to believe it. He’s 6’1″ and he’s an English Lit major from Princeton and this turns me on. And after watching Prison Break (I never really watched the show) I have a feeling he’d look good dirty/sweaty/on top of me, etc. And before you say anything mean, his daddy’s Jamaican mon, so bite your tongue!
*Brad Pitt- I still haven’t forgiven him for what he did to Jennifer, but he still makes me a little hot under the collar. (damn him!) My favorite image of him is in Fight Club after he got done with whatsherface and he came up to the kitchen with his shirt off…I think he’d look really good naked in my kitchen too.
*Clifford Smith a.k.a. Method Man- I’m going out with him this weekend (not really, I’m going to see him perform at Rock the Bells and we’ll breathe the same air- does that count?) and I still want to challenge him on that line from Sweet Love, (he’s ‘not the one to eat it up’? naw…this can’t be true) will he make an exception for me? Aside from the fact that he’s nearly a foot taller than me (I think this will make lifting me against the wall for sex aerobics a lot of fun) I think we’ll have a lot in common, after all he played lacrosse in high school like me. Plus, I’m willing to overlook the fact that he has two kids out of wedlock, whatev…
*Denzel- he’s so universally fine, I don’t even need to say his last name. He’s a guilty pleasure, because Denzel is almost twice my age, but ever since he f*cked that Puerto Rican broad in that scene in Training Day, I’ve been imagining myself in the same position since…plus astrologically we were meant to get it on.
That’s all I got for now I’m going to enjoy the rest of my Sangria high for the remainder of the evening and pretend I never wrote this. I expect you to do the same. I don’t even know you…
wait! i forgot my baby Dominic…duh! Dominic West! from The Wire! there’s a reason they had him cast in so many sex scenes on the show. My favorite…Season 2 when he went to the escort house and was taken advantage of by those two Russian broads. Confession: I was supposed to be in that scene, but he didn’t want me to exploit myself so I turned the role down. Since we broke up, I still regret that decision to this day… Btw, can someone tell me why he and Kima never got it on? Bottom line, he ain’t ready for me, he ain’t ready!
“Btw, can someone tell me why he and Kima never got it on? ”
remember, when they were in that hotel room (in season 3), he tried, but kima wasn’t having it.
Yo wasn’t Kima on the “thesbian” team?
“Yo wasn’t Kima on the “thesbian” team?”
If you mean Lesbian, yes. But in my opinion he (McNulty) didn’t try hard enough. That night in the hotel room, he said something that could’ve easily been laughed off like he didn’t mean it.
yeah I should have put up **air quotes**
“…plus astrologically we were meant to get it on.”
Lol! So mad you did an astrological comparisson to find out how mutually freaky you two are!
“Lol! So mad you did an astrological comparisson to find out how mutually freaky you two are!”
You’d be surprised…(time/date/place of birth) can sometimes dictate a position and I don’t mean career.
Imma hafta look into that…
My Guilty Pleasures:
*Tasha Smith – It’s something about her that is sexy as shyt to me.
*Shar Jackson – I really have no explanation for this one.
*Ciara – To me, she’s a cute chick but her body is lacking. However, after the “Promise” video, her dance moves had me checking for her something serious.
*Cameron Diaz – Somewhere in between “Something About Mary” and her doing that corny dance in “Charlie’s Angels”, she became attactive to me in spite still being funny-looking.
Speaking of white chicks…
*Sandra Bullock – will also not be kicked out of my bed if I woke up next to her.
*Jewel – I used to like her until I totally forgot that she existed. I’ve recently seen her as a judge on that country ‘American Idol’-type show and realized (again) that she could definitely get it.
*Paula Abdul – She has always possessed the ‘IT’ factor.
*Buffie The Body – As long as she refrains from talking and keeps her back to me, this chick is beyond doable.
one of my exes had a guilty pleasure fantasy for Sandra Bullock too…somehow or another i get it. it’s a sort of effortless beauty. i dunno, but i get it.
I think Sandy Bullock has a man neck… Really. Check it out next time. But I do love her.
“I think Sandy Bullock has a man neck”
whats a man neck?
One with an adams apple. And it looks… um, strong?
i can understand sandra bullock… but shar jackson? can you at least try explaining it?
“*Buffie The Body – As long as she refrains from talking and keeps her back to me, this chick is beyond doable.”
***touchdown Jesus***
Tasha Smith would get her back broken in 3 places the proportions are hot, the choclate is warm but its her attitude that makes me want to give her what she wants. me.
Monk, I feel you on Tasha Smith…I been feeling her for a minute. I saw her at Atlantic Station and she looks just as good in person. Tall chick too and I’m not really into tall chicks…
i think Sandra Bullock is kind of fine.
shit, i ALSO think julia roberts is kind of fine. when i saw her in “closer” i caught myself on some…damn, i’d TOTALLY hit off julia roberts.
“so, people of vsb.com, what pop cultural or celebrity figures would be your “guilty pleasures”? people who you’d think you wouldnt be attracted to at all…
1. David Letterman (He was my first moist dream) it was his humor, that overbite and slight gap…I think its rather sexy.
1b. Jimmy Kimmel…love his taste in music.
2. Steve Jobs (the original comeback boy-Started Apple and then was FIRED from apple and went back to rock its world with the mac, ipod and apple tv)
3. Forrest Whitaker was giving me sexy in the Last King of Scotland.
4. John Adams (played by Paul Giamatti (hbo mini series))…he was very faithful to Abigail. And dammit if she aint practically influence most decisions he made.
5. Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje in OZ..who knew prison could be erotic.
6. Spike Lee (its the lisp) and the film.
7. Billy Bob Thorton in Sling Blade…. (ok maybe I need to take my azz to bed.)
. Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje in OZ..who knew prison could be erotic.
I agree.
I have to agree… he looks like he would throw you over his shoulder and take you to bed and have his way with you….
Exactly.
“Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje in OZ..”
I couldn’t say him because big black men are my type, the caveat being that they must NEVER have been in the practice of pounding the @ss of another man, albeit in prison… So??
@ Misst-lee and Elle_6
yes Agbaje is FINE as hell with them sexy lips..I would have NEVER EVER EVER thought that I would have fantasies about being in a male prison with HIM.
I draw the line at “how you doin” erotica.
“yes Agbaje is FINE as hell with them sexy lips..I would have NEVER EVER EVER thought that I would have fantasies about being in a male prison with HIM.”
You and I are ~~~~~>here<~~~~
That man is fine as all outdoors.
I dont think he is fine at all… but from the neck down
“Forrest Whitaker was giving me sexy in the Last King of Scotland.”
Wow….. He looks like a balding turtle. Lol.
Dammit I just lost my Honey Bunches of Oats…with vanilla clusters. Damn you!
“Wow….. He looks like a balding turtle. Lol.”
Maybe it was Uganda. Could have very well been the leisure suit too…I don’t know.
LMAO @ balding turtle!!
Paul Giamatti interesting. go ahead and throw in Jason Alexander from Seinfeld. [George] well…. they always remind me of each other.
It was Giamatti PLAYING John Adams, when he and Thomas Jefferson were in there just hashing it out about “we hold these truths”…it was doin it for me. It was a mood killer when Jefferson didn’t want black folks up in there (cause it wouldn’t get signed)..Adams still fought. What am i saying???
liberty is hot dammit.
“liberty is hot dammit.”
first t-shirt quote of the day
are we EVER gonna see these t-shirts. Are they coming via a slow paddle boat from china???
***CTFU***@ slow paddle boat.
“are we EVER gonna see these t-shirts. Are they coming via a slow paddle boat from china???”
lol…we’re on it. trust me. we are
i know some people in customs…in dubai…so if they get stuck when it gets to dry land. You call me. and I will get them camels poppin….now once they swing on down and around ireland …you on your own.
“2. Steve Jobs (the original comeback boy-Started Apple and then was FIRED from apple and went back to rock its world with the mac, ipod and apple tv)”
I’ve always said Jobs is the definition of the sweetest revenge…I know he still laughs with a big F*UCK YOU to Billy Gates. Shout out to “Adventures in Sylicon Valley”…that movie tells the story.
i never could forgive abebesi for raping bodie broadus.
Natalie Portman – she sealed the deal when i saw her in Closer with sharing a piece of dialouge with Clive Owen that went
Clive – “What does your cunt taste like?”
Natalie – “Heaven!”
After that, i just couldn’t stop imagening what it would take to get to her pearly Gates.
**Adverstising – Closer is my best movie of all time, and for those of yall who haven’t seen it, you just owe it to your soul to do so. Any movie about sex and relationships without a single sex scene, that still keeps you captivated, comes by once in a lifetime. Plus it’s got Natalie Portman!!**
“**Adverstising – Closer is my best movie of all time, and for those of yall who haven’t seen it, you just owe it to your soul to do so. Any movie about sex and relationships without a single sex scene, that still keeps you captivated, comes by once in a lifetime. Plus it’s got Natalie Portman!!**”
p and i disagree about this, but i think its great too, especially when you realize other stuff such as the fact that only four people have speaking parts in the entire flick
This movie is really high up there on my list of good flicks. And I never realized that there are only 4 people who have speaking parts. Now, I have to check it out again… I mean, not that I don’t believe you or anything…
GREAT topic by the way.
yeah, i actually think its pretty terrible. then again, perhaps i’m not deep. i’m okay with that.
i only ever watched it b/c of the champ. now i only watch it to see julia roberts. i just hit mute.
Clive Owen is definitely my guilty pleasure and fellow Brit Chiwetel Ejiofor
I really enjoyed Closer. The song they played during the movie trailers did it for me too.
My favorite scene is towards the end in the hotel room when the script just gets flipped on someone (i don’t want to give details in case someone actually decides to see the film).
“I really enjoyed Closer. The song they played during the movie trailers did it for me too.”
the title of that song is “the blowers daughter” by damien rice. i know because my “pretentious piece of sh*t” ass has it in my itunes playlist
Thank you Champ
I didn’t particularly care for the movie
“I didn’t particularly care for the movie”
thats because you’re from rhode island, and we all know about you rhode islanders.
you don’t know nufin
apparently folks in DC know whats up too…
i like “hav plenty”, “she hate me” and “love and a bullet” more than “closer”
She Hate Me is on point, but is that a ‘date movie’? And Hav Plenty is good, too. I keep hearing about this Love and Bullet, I gotta check it out…
Hey….what about “Bamboozled”?
I’ve got a whole lot Darin D. Henson………… He’s married so I can’t but a girl can dream………….. Lil Wayne most def he looks like he whispers to you as you bend over……….I know, I know but I’ve always thought about doing him in a car or in some bathroom and then walk back as if nothing happened……….sigh
Then because everyone around me loves reggea there’s this dude called turbulence, thinner than I do and a few baby mamas but it’s just that something……………..
Wentworth of course………….. no matter the rumors I’ve heard
Jay Z- BDS
Jah Rule- don’t ask that’s why he’s a guilty pleasure
T.I.- he isn’t really a guilty pleasure but with my girls I’m the only one on him especially after seeing the vid for Why you wanna
Ludacris- I just want him with everything in me
……………..Pharell – you don’t have to tell me but………. sigh, moan:-)
Did you really say Darin Henson???? OMG. Someone pass me the largest stone they have! lol.
I’ve taken a couple of his dance classes… he’s a shorty but aight in the face. If you’re in the DC area, he teaches occassionally at the Results Gym in SW. Think he does it a couple times a year.
i thought he was gay…
Me 2 laylah
Ain’t no lie, bye bye bye!….that’s all I have to say…:-)
ROTF!! Get out my head!! Thats JUST what I was thinking.
That’s effects of getting to watch Soul Food two thousand years after the rest of the world and I’m in Kenya bt I’ve got family up in DC so maybe……….. sometime soon
I soooo feel you on Darrin Henson! He is incredibly fine but not too pretty boy. I have even watched that play on BET a few times, Fabric of a Man. The play is not that great but his sexiness makes up for its lack of depth.
ohh, Pharell is a good one. I love me some him.
You mean “aint no lie..bye bye bye choreographer Darin Henson”?
“Jay Z- BDS”
what does “bds” mean?
don’t you read your own blog? this was defined like 2 days ago by Goodie. it means Big D*ck Swagger!!! gheesh keep up Champ!
ummm….ive read each and every one of the 30,000 or so comments that have been posted here since our inception (no lie), so sue me if i forget about one or two of them. ass.
hole.
and i’m still cloudy on the bds thing. does that mean that women assume cats with swag are packing, or that bds is a particular type of swag? i’m clueless
BDS is a particular type of swag… You just know dude’s packing.
Correct me ladies, if I’m wrong.
you got it, MsSula
used to date a dude with bds…i mean, i just KNEW based on how he carried himself…and he did not disappoint me when i got to fulfill my fantasy with me…lawd the memories!
Lil Wayne most def he looks like he whispers to you as you bend over
DAMMIT MALAIKA…did you have to combine those two things? huh? you may have single handedly RUINED the joy of being whispered to and bent over while he has a handful of hair and….(barf) how could you even type Lil Wayne’s fetus looking ass in the same sentence? now I am going to have to go get bent over to test my theory of ruintation…I’ll be back…
sorry luv that’s why it’s called GUILTY as charged
and I’m pleased to announce that I’m not the only female afflicted with tht Lil Wayne thing all those who said I run for the corner 
Lil Wayne also looks like if he whispers in ur ear, you’d get Foot-and-Mouth-Disease. EEWWW!!
LOL! Did that release feel good? I bet it did. I have one only, 50 cent. It makes me so sick to admit as I’m usually the first for cussing my girlfriends out for taking a thug over a ‘nice guy’, but there is something about him that makes me wanna rip his clothes off and… Well you know.
“LOL! Did that release feel good? I bet it did”
it did, especially the ashanti part. i feel like a ton of bricks have been taken off of me
Wentworth Miller…I would put some kind of hurting on that man.
Nelly
Vin Diesel…the man is walking eye candy.
Johnny Depp…its just the Cherokee in me wanting the Cherokee in him. Lets repopulate our nation
Micheal Jackson..circa “Man in the Mirror” and that movie he made “Moonwalker” (extra points for the folks who remember that film!)
Chris Brown…makes me feel like a cougar or something
Robin Thicke…even before he thought he was black.
LL Cool J
..Let the stoning begin.
Wentworth Miller…I would put some kind of hurting on that man.
Yep. I feel you on the Chris Brown. I was so happy when he turned 18 so I could say he was fine and not sound like a perv.
As long as he doesn’t talk. He messed it up for me when I heard his voice…lol
Chris Brown could get it… I would like to see if he could run it, run it (Oh gosh, now I feel dirty, lol)
Michael Jackson. muse you truly are UNINSPIRED.
“Michael Jackson. muse you truly are UNINSPIRED.”
ROTFLMAO!!!
Whatever dude!!
Granted MJ is a sad 50ish white Asian looking woman now…but you cant tell me during the “Bad” album, you weren’t hanging off the mans musical balls too.
Don’t be ashamed of your homemade glove!
Man up a bit
I’m wit GK on dat one. lol M. Jackson’s current state cant have me thinkin he was EVER on the “GET IT” list. Altho, he wasn’t bad on the eyes pre-cosmetic surgery.
“Lets repopulate our nation”
Girl I hear ya! Johnny Dep could get it repeatedly I would stay carrying his seed(s)
Shoot, for me it goes back to late 1970s Mike and no I AM NOT ASHAMED. But I have to put the Great Wall up as far as what he looks like now
@ Asia
Thank you for being the only person who choose to read!
Back in the day Mike, was the shit…..now is just pathetic.
Since I just woke up, the only people coming to mind are…
Adam Brody (The O.C.), Joshua Jackson (Dawsons Creek) and Johnny Depp (sexy azz)
speaking of the O.C., Melinda Clarke.
mmm mmmh. especially as a redhead. owwwwww!
http://media.a1.com.mk/media/serii/pozadini/The-OC-Melinda-Clarke-02-1024×768.jpg
http://espn.go.com/media/radio/2003/1106/photo/clark_melinda_i.jpg
Hands Down -
Andre 3000: The man is SEXY. I just love his swagger! lol
Busta Rhymes (when he had the dreads): I don’t even like locs, but he has some type of undercover sexiness to him. Shhhh don’t tell no one.
Busta Rhymes (when he had the dreads):
YES!!!!! He had me sprung when he came out with “What’s It Gonna Be?”
I got to thinking…hmmm I bet Busta is a freak fo’ sho’.
awww……MAYNE! ….Busta was hot on that joint!!!!
Yes and Yes. I love him in that video with Farnsworth and Kanye…
Andre is so “unexpected” . I don’t know if I could say I dream about him. But he’s got IT.
Farnsworth is fuc*ing up Kanye and Andre 3000′s rep that song and video is ass. the video is so contrived. they start out doing their best Morris Day and the time re-eactment in the dressing room a-la-Purple Rain. marching off stage and shit. pure wackness. tell a friend.
check this, Farnsworth stole his style. Ryan Leslie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwkYYL28koI&feature=user
Yeah that video was wacktacular.
Farnsworth should stick to stylin’ folks…or whatever he does.
I still like the other vid too…but this is hottness. I feel like I want cha cha slide/ step to this Ryan Leslie and I aint even had my java.
Ryan Leslie got next. he has been writing songs for the big names for yrs. and he makes his own music. pure heat check the other songs on youtube. (ballads) dude is fresh. almost as fresh as the khan. you can see farnsworth ripped the style but farnsie is not anywhere as talented as Ryan. what’s farnsworth’s talent su*king Diddy’s Dic*. F.O.H!
Yeah but he’s not really as “entertaining” as the farns, Andre and nem…I don’t know if its Ryan’s temptation-pencil pants, but he’s not doing a lot of “showmanship” like the beforementioned..
but no doubt he is very talented.
however, this isn’t the first time or the second that I’ve seen someone do a performance with a “big band”
if thats the case we could say they BOTH stole from count bassie and his Orchestra.
NOTHING is original its all an interpretation.
ain’t nothin new under the sun i’ll roll witya on that but these two videos with one coming out about 6 months or so behind the other. just seems like a rip. Farnsie can’t sing or rap. i would probably by Ryans album before Farnsie’s. Farnsie is going to need a lot of guest appearances and features and it’s still gonna be shit. i put money on that. Farnsie best to stick with that G to a Gent shit or ironing Puffy’s pants and fixing his tea….
I-R-I-N-A by Ryan Leslie check that 1 and let me know what u think…
Yeah, Ryan’s a real talented dude…I like his music a lot. Even the production he did for Cassie…minus her singing…she hot though.
I-R-I-N-A
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PLX1IJw6jc&feature=related
Thanks for this GK–I had heard Diamond Girl, but not this one before.
I likes
Yep its very nice.
Its a done deal when a man titles a song after your dam$n name.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gT7tjt9aFL4&feature=user
ok this thing he did over Lil Wayne’s lollipop makes me wish may azz stayed in band camp.
This is dope. But I CANT BELIEVE that he made a song about that ugly ass woman, let alone let her be in his video. What in the motherfuck is it with these guys and non-Black women? Clearly it’s not the looks, because he didn’t get a pretty White girl. She looks like crap.
@GK- Hater! that new video is hot. Morris Day my ass!
go back and look at Purple Rain it was on a lot on cable last month. the opening of the video with everbody speaking in unison. (let’s goo crazzyyyy, let’s get nuuuuts….) it’s got that whole Purple Rain Morris Day and the Time feel but cheap and greasy. and the song is arse. the only hot part is Andre. Kanye’s part was ass too. i’m not even gonna speak on Farnsies part. (douchebag)
Andre’s part was the best…but I liked Farnsworth’s part too. “It’s in your hip, I wanna get right in between your slit”….”the best of both juices”…uh!
you trippin’ mayne!
http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid1422585477?bctid=1668487132
You know what earlier this week my fav street performer (this old dude who plays blues on electric guitar) was playing purple rain all bluesie. Strait up made my day.
Concur on both Bus and Andre 3000…they could SO get it!
ditto
re-ditto.
I also have no love for locs, but there is something about Busta. Met him once and when he’s not making crazy faces he actually looks alright. And he’s tall. And his body was nice (at least it was 9 years ago).
Yeah, now Busta looks like he swallowed another Busta, his body is NOT the biz…
LMAO!!!
“looks like he swallowed another Busta”
“looks like he swallowed another Busta”
Busta looks like he swallows, PERIOD. and that is definitely NOT the business.
@FRECKS…girl even after the dreads came off he got this dope ass secondary growth spurt or something cuz when I saw him after the haircut, his neck was the size of my thigh!!!! he has some major grown man weight on him now… GAWT DAMMIT…he looks like he could throw me around like a rag doll…BIG BANG indeed!!!
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! @ Big Bang Indeed!
Ok here is my list.
Shia LaBouche-Something about him in that dang on Transformers movie
T.I.-he is only a guilty pleasure because in my circle it is widely known I dont do short men.
Vincent D’Onofrio-something about his wealth of knowledge get my motor going.
Nicolas Cage-I have no idea why.
Brett Favre-I love that rugged,everyday working class vibe he gives off.
There are some other’s I cant think of right now, they are making me do some dang on work.
“Vincent D’Onofrio-something about his wealth of knowledge get my motor going.”
Smart=SEXYlicious!!!
Shia… girl I know. Somewhere between Disney and Transformers HE transformed.
Right??? Yeah, I am into the little bugger meself.
Shia = Nerdy cool… But that’s not really a stretch for me.
Shia LeBeouf, u mean. lol. He’s a lil cutie so I concur.
T.I. looks like a walking sugar cane. Sorry.
How does one kiss Nicholas Cage when that big schnoz is in the way?? lol
Brett Fav-ray (hehe) is kinda sexy tho.
Al Pacino – Why? Because he is Al Pacino
Barry Obama – A man with a plan. Besides being so darn cute.
Jason Taylor – After seeing him dance I was sprung
Nicolas Cage – That Smile
Branden Frasier – He looks like he would be a really fun adventure
Sean Connery – PERIOD
(I am particular drawn to tan colored skin so all the above would be standard)
So I guess atypical for me would be:
Bill Bellamy – LIPS, LIPS, LIPS
Jimmy Jean-Louis – ????????????
oh yes bill bellamy!! now im going to be having very impure thoughts at work… the things i have pictured him doing to me with those lips…***sigh***
Nicolas Cage – That Smile
and that voice!!!!
Did you say Bill Belamy? LOL!!!
I won’t judge… give me a hug girl…
Sean Connery is the absolute hottness…and Nick Cage…he’s funny looking, but has a quirkiness that I love.
Sean Connery…. aaahhhh yeah
and he has bow legs?? umm hmmm Bill could get it
Bill Bellamy looks like he would lick a woman’s walls DRY!
I read the title of this and thought of Dewey Cox
that is in no way related to the topic..thats his first song in the movie Walk Hard…I do NOT wanna bone Dewey Cox….his wife in the movie…Pam… I’d bang her tho…and that Kelly chick too
not really atypical for me I really dont have a type i like…I just like women
im so embarassed… ummm… **sigh**…. mark walhberg. yes, marky mark. ok, he is white and kinda old for me and a washed up rapper… but he is so sexy. GODDAMN. just yummy.
Forgive me status quo keeping peers for I have had crushes on the following;
Sandra Bullock – In my defense 1. I never even noticed her until after I dated the black version of her. You know the type tall symetric skin as uniform as desert sands looks great w/o makeup
okay this one is reaching
Angelica Houston – it was them Adams family movies. Her swag was unmatched & kept Gomez in a frenzy Jack Nicholson would do her
ooh I’m feelin really bad about this one Raven Symone cuz I remember her when she was three n adorable. Now she thick n doable
“I SHOULD BE PURGED! PURGE ME DEAR BROTHER NUMPSE!”
“Angelica Houston – it was them Adams family movies. Her swag was unmatched & kept Gomez in a frenzy Jack Nicholson would do her”
you know what? i wont say that i agree, but i see your point
& I can see you on this one
“vanessa bell calloway
reasons for being a guilty pleasure: she’s like five years younger than my mother and also has a daughter who, in two years or so (just to be safe) would definitely get it, which makes things kind of awkward. with that being said, i could soooo see her as some recent divorcee drinking a rum and coke at some lounge, slightly tipsy and flirty in a “i’m gonna tease the hell out of this young dude…but if he comes correct, who knows?” way, leading to an all-night sexual rendezvous culminating with me waking up in the morning to some fire-ass, exotic ass omelette and a note explaining why i’ll never see her again.
(hmmm, maybe i’ve given this scenario a bit too much thought. moving on…)”
Cuz it’s almost like that crush you have on your teacher in elementary school. Only this was that Auntie who really wasn’t your auntie but your Mom made you use a title on her gf’s name (southern respect thing). Yup Milf tastic!) I still fight these urges @ the train stop errday. Thank God for my disdain for wigs whbbbwwllwlw!
“Cuz it’s almost like that crush you have on your teacher in elementary school. Only this was that Auntie who really wasn’t your auntie but your Mom made you use a title on her gf’s name (southern respect thing). Yup Milf tastic!)”
exactly. i could definitely see her as one of my mom’s homegirls, and, ummm….nevermind. i need my toast
“Angelica Houston” She’s BAD and quirky…ranks right up there with barbara streisand…
““Angelica Houston” She’s BAD and quirky…ranks right up there with barbara streisand…”
babs?
Really? bad meaning bad or bad meaning good? Cuz like she is still in the biz. On the independant side of things but still doing it. Barbara ain’t had a hit in 4-evuh. so what you sayin yo.
Batista and Triple H
I’m normally not into the bodybuilder types (I like my men teddy bear like, but these two. Lawd-a-Mercy!!!! give me the fever something serious.)
Trae & Slim Thug (Texas Rappers)
Neither one are very good looking dudes at all. But it’s something about the whole thug swagger and the fact they both have deep, gruff, commanding voices…well, ya’ll know where i’m going with this. LOL
Robert DeNiro & Al Pacino (Honorable Mention James Gandolfini)
I love mob movies/tv shows, I always have. Something about them being all bad azz and not giving a f*ck—it’s always been something that fascinates me, and makes me think bad thoughts.
Troy Polamalu & Hines Ward
It’s no secret that I love the Steelers. I’ve been in love with them since the early 90′s. I’m talking Rod Woodson, Greg Lloyd, Levon Kirkland and ‘nem. Troy & Hines aren’t my type at all. I’m not even sure why I like Troy so much, I don’t even like long hair on dudes. I think it’s the fact that he’s a nice guy and devout a Christian. Hines–on the other hand has a body from hell, but the face is ehhh. I know he’s got that Black/Korean thing going on…I don’t know I can’t put my finger on it. I know I love the fact the can both kick azz on the field.
David Banner- I am a stan when it comes to this man. My thing for him has changed recently since he lost about 50 lbs. I thought he was sexier when he was a bigger dude. I still love his attitude, his big brain, and that voice!!!
“It’s no secret that I love the Steelers.”
we need to start a vsb.com sponsored steelers fan club and sh*t.
I’m thinking yes.
Me and Ray Lewis pity you
“Me and Ray Lewis pity you”
you mean ray, “the double-murdering and purple mink-coat rocking” lewis?
No, I was talking about the “you mad he’s stylin on you, greatest MLB of all time, Super Bowl MVP” Ray Lewis. But don’t worry, its a common mistake.
Nah— greatest MLB of all time??? lol
I’m not even gonna take a stab at that one.
(No Ray Lewis).
I’m still waiting for your rebuttal, I need a good laugh today.
i’ll give the murderer his props. he was good in his prime, and he’ll be a first ballot hall of famer. i’m sure the bronze bust they’ll give him will keep him company in hell
I’ve told you about this.
Word life! They are like me and my dad’s fav. Prolly cuz I was born around the time of the steel curtain.
miss t-lee…i’m with you on the Steelers love. can I add Dwayne Woodruff to your list? I know this is going way back, but when I was a young laddy I used to babysit for the Steelers kids and I waited in anticipation to see him up close. His body was ricockulous!
Gone ‘head then. He’s got a big brain too.
David Banner upped his sexy when he lost that weight…
You think so? I don’t know, it was weird for me. But I like my dudes with some weight on ‘em.
Nevertheless, still doable.
“David Banner upped his sexy when he lost that weight…”
he needs to stop wearing them tight-ass suits though. slim cut slacks and jackets aint for everyone
Yeah…
SHADY….when I saw him in concert I was like WHAT THE F*CK!! I didn’t know he was sexy-fied… i dig him as an intellectual and shit, but that smooth, sweaty Black skin and that big ass MISSISSIPPI tat across his back was begging to be licked…dopest concert yet…and I ahd to make a phone call when I got home to finish what Mr. Banner started!! AMEN and AMEN!
yes. that sexy new body and the whole “duality of the negro” intellect and angst all work together to form hella sexy.
shay-d.
You explained it perfectly.
THANK YOU!!!!
I am on the David Banner wagon myself. Very weird.
You don’t happen to be from/live in Texas, miss t-lee?
With some friends, we’ve noticed that there is a strong correlation between living/being from Texas and stanning for David Banner.
I heart TX, mayne.
Yes ma’am. I am from TX.
I love my southern boyz…lol
U from the south MsSula?
Not really. I just claim Texas.
Honorary Southern Belle, if you will.
Alrighty.
We gotcha girlie.
um yup, i was feelin’ david banner before the weight loss…something about that intelligence coupled w/ the down-homeness…
oh… and jason priestly of 90210… how could i forget.
Jason Priestley was HOT on 90210 but have you SEEN him lately?? Looks like the years bitch slapped him and dragged him thru the mud. He aged HORRIBLY!
My guilty pleasure is Barbara Walters. I know I know . . .
http://www.sbaa-communities.org/yaa/archives/Barbara%20gray.jpg
But damn, I’ve had a secret crush on this old white broad for at least a decade. She just looks like a big ol freak to me . . .
Especially after she confessed that she messed with that married senator back in the day.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_Brooke
Barbara Wa Wa?!*%#
dam f-yo-couch thats some GRANNY ass LUV.
“She just looks like a big ol freak to me . . .”
**speechless**
And from her latest autobiography She SHO nuff would like you…cosigns with Miss T-lee
melo is that you?
LMAO F*ck yo couch. Ur name itself made me cackle!
Samantha Brown (Food Network) and the wife on Everybody Loves Raymond
Reason: Never really been attracted to white women, they both are about 10 years my senior and both pretty “normal” looking. I watch both on a regular basis.
I feel you. If I ever was to get w/ a snow bunny it’d have to be w/ some brick house built brunette go figure
Teech Leah Remini is fuc*ing hott.
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Co-sizzign!
that’s the wife from King of Queens, not ELR.
That’s right PattieCakes! They mixin up my brunets.
Here goes nothing:
Forrest Whittaker: Ghost Dog, son. He is a brilliant actor with so much range. He is just sooo damn deep.
Jack White (of the White Stripes): Loves this white boy. He looks very ghoulish and not attractive at all, but have you HEARD his music? Just ill on the guitar.
Seth Rogen (40 Year Old Virgin, Knocked Up): Dude is so unassuming and hilarious! I dunno, he reminds me of my ex, who is like 6’8, brown and tattooed in the same fashion. I am getting embarassed, but I wont stop.
This next one is bad (and kinda gross):
Steven Tyler (Aerosmith): That is a sexy @ss old man! His lips are the bomb. About 20 years ago, he could have gotten it! I mean, if I weren’t a boney, acne ridden (probably six feet even back then) little black girl with braces.
Adrian Grenier (Vince from Entourage): He seems like he’d know what he’s doing with all this arse for some reason.
Toa *(Gladiators): He is a fake Dwayne Johnson (The Rock) but I’d do his watered down @ss pending he’d close his mouth.
* I do not watch Gladiators for any other reason than to marvel at the fact that Hulk Hogan has barbie doll weave hanging from his bandana and the sheer comedy it provides. And yes, I am embarassed.
I needed that clense. I am Elle, and I am a self indulgent masochist. *sighs*
“Seth Rogen (40 Year Old Virgin, Knocked Up): Dude is so unassuming and hilarious! ”
I just saw Pineapple Express yesterday…you will love your boy in it. HI-larious.
i just hafta give you props for the “ghostdog” shout-out. this might be the most underrated movie ever made
Ghost Dog was the shit. I hated how he went out tho.
Yeah I hated how he went out too…but he did make me want to grow corn rows, don a crusty trench and shoot people while ridin’ around in a 1999 V12 Benz coupe while eating ice cream treats.
“I hated how he went out tho.”
see, i thought it was perfect. then again, i’m the only one who felt the way omar went out on “the wire” was perfect too, so go figure
The way Omar went out was perfect. He had been walkign around fearing no one for years. The very one he was least concerned about took him out. Now that lil kid will become the new Chris/Wee Bay except he talks too much.
I couldn’t stand that little kid and sadly it gave me pleasure when michael beat the crap out of him in season 4….
“I couldn’t stand that little kid and sadly it gave me pleasure when michael beat the crap out of him in season 4….”
damn. i really miss “the wire”
OH my GOD I love Adrienne Grenier those eyes…Vinne Chase could do me all day every day!!! and Steven Tyler..Dream ON is one of my favorite songs, he just has real rockstar appeal
TOA! omg one day i was channel surfing and ran across him..all..polynesian n beautiful.. he’s only reason why i watched that wack show. lol
*high 5′s Elle* lol
Come on, you know you be laughing at Hulk Hogan’s wack ass weave too!
I kinda dig Wolf in a greasy white boy kinda way. I secretly think he is crazy for real…
oh yeah girl..u gotta love that..fresh-out-the-trailer look..lol
Hulk Hogan really need to give up the ghost! hes so ..leathery..its sickening to even look at him..lol
Toa is the Rock’s cousin (I believe) and Adrian Grenier CGI with his unkept @zz
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tanoai_Reed
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tanoai_Reed
Toa is The Rock’s cousin and yes Adrian could get it with is unkept looking arse…
I think I have everyone beat with this next one. I’m so ashamed to reveal this but I’ also have this thing for . . . .
http://www.007bond.de/personal/girls/images/jones.jpg
GRACE JONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ever since Conan I’ve always thought she was strange looking but cute at the same time. Fast forward to the restaurant scene in the movie Boomerang . . .OMG. I think Grace Jones would give me the best episode of my life. She would probably break my member in half . . . Literally!!!
WHOA BUDDY. no other words.
“I think I have everyone beat with this next one”
nah. you beat yourself earlier actually with babs wawa
“GRACE JONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
can you send this memo out to other black men. I love this woman. She was one of my “brown girl” role models growing.
*singing* Pull Up To My Bumper Baby
I thought that was Patra?…d@mn speaking of Patra, she had the butterfly on lock back in the day.
Patra did a remake. Which was good too.
The original was Grace.
and let us NOT forget “my jamaican guy”.
CHECK PLEASE!!!!
@F*CK YO COUCH…my eyes are bleeding!!
f*uck YOUR couch, ni99a!!! f*ck YOUR couch!!!
this was the best one…but my eyes are still BLEEDING… LM(red)AO
whoa..he went all “slave to the rhythm” on us..lol
Strange (Strangay)?? U r one interesting (or fucked up) man lol
Woody Allen circa “Manhattan”.
Sorry.
“Woody Allen circa “Manhattan”.”
great movie, btw
speaking of Woody Allen see
MatchPoint
he’s bringing back the Shakespearean tragedy.
Cassandras Dream was pretty good but MatchPoint oooohhhh weeee.
the new one is coming out this weekend.
Vicky Christina Barcelona
Scarlet Johansson is a badd badd bitch wit those fat pink lips
“Scarlet Johansson is a badd badd bitch wit those fat pink lips”
this made me choke on my snapple
I just watched Match Point again over the weekend. I LOVE that movie. Love love love it! And S.J is a badd bitch. I would totally do her…over and over and over. LOL
Dammit, I would be Plies’ “Bust it Baby” for the evening! (Ducking from stones)
I’m also feeling white boy Paul Walker from 2 Fast 2 Furious. He’s a major hottie.
I’d do Tupac from the grave….sexy eyebrows, lucious skin
Finally, I would cut a chick to get to Busta Rhymes, Ludacris, and Robin Thicke.
“I’d do Tupac from the grave”
ah yes, the first “necro” comment of the day
I’m disturbed by this ^^
LOL @ necro Champ!
I’m disurbed too miss t. I’m disturbed too.
lol remember the episode of south park when they went through directions iewmcnasty
i’m mad i left Tupac off my list…but um yep, check, ditto, cosign…
Yeah, co-signage here too!
PLies has a forehead that implies he has undiagnosed Down’s syndrome…also if he makes one more bussit baby song I am going to drive down there and bludgeon him to death with a seventh grade grammar book.
Someone should. Do it.
PLies has a forehead that implies he has undiagnosed Down’s syndrome…
Im going to have a long, loud laugh about this when its appropriate to do so.
Shady says:
“I am going to drive down there and bludgeon him [Plies] to death with a seventh grade grammar book.”
heh, heh, heh (inhales whooooooo!)
Hellll yeah..the GOON must go ! PLEASE …
YES girl preach it
“Paul Walker ”
i don’t know about from the grave, but Tupac in his living days could have gotten it
@filmchick…PLIES??? PLIES ni99a???? (looking at t-lee)
RELEASE THE HOUNDS!!!!!!!
(looking at t-lee)
RELEASE THE HOUNDS!!!!!!!
I see ya pimpin’…LOL
Tupac ain’t dead. He in the bahamas and runs a beachfront snack stand. He goes by the name of Juan Vivanco. Look him up.
Here are some random entries, that spark my interest and other body parts:
Bree from Desperate House Wives
http://www.lifetime-memories.com/quiz/Desp_House_Quiz/Bree.jpg
She’s so proper and politically correct. I wouldn’t mind turning her into a naughty girl just for one night.
Remy Ma
http://www.celebri-net.com/images/RemyMaSlipCensored.jpg
Only because she’s totally not my type , but I still think she could get it. I guess I have a thing for ghetto girls.
Bree from Desperate, yeah something about that bright red hair mmmm and that taut lil figga…
Real talk…I’m checking for none other than my husband. I jumped in the shower with him this morning and he straight wiped me down…I remembered why I married him!
Showering with my marido is a typical every dayer for me. The soap in my eyes just hasn’t blinded me yet.
SERENITY NOW! SERENITY NOW!!!
I love y’all
It inspires me
**sigh**
@SheReigns…who knew you could make my sugary sweet ass so salty!!! I only hate out of admiration…lol…so enjoy it… (and Raqi’s ole I Love My Husband looking ass too)
“ole I Love My Husband looking ass ”
HA!
Man, damn all that… I love my woman too, but I can still still say honey dips like Miss Piggy have it going on and sh*t!
nah ni99a…that Miss Piggy sh*t is just ILL…you’re trying to stay out of the dog house by going all PLUSHY on us and sh*t…how wickedly fetish of you…***raising eyebrow***I see that freak flag flying…watch yourself!
The restaurant scene from the Movie Boomerang:
Grace: “You know you want this pussy”
Me: “you damnnnnn Skippy” – *Begins to get undress in the middle of the Restaurant*
lol
“The restaurant scene from the Movie Boomerang:
Grace: “You know you want this pussy”
Me: “you damnnnnn Skippy” – *Begins to get undress in the middle of the Restaurant*”
lol…damn
I don’t know about Grace Jones…I am not really attracted to women with the same body-type as me. Oh yeah and if her gumby looks better than the one I had in ’88…I definitely can’t f*ck wit’ her.
oh snap you had the gumby! Yo couldn’t roll w/ that one but did get my high high top on b4 I rocked the three parts @ an angle in the front of my fade. **cue the big daddy kane** cuz I’m so so smooth
LMAO! Yeah me and my brother used to rock the gumby…we also used wear overall shorts (with the flap down). I always wanted to bleach the tip of my gumby but I never did.
i had a rakim (high taper with the part going all the way back) in 6th grade.
i was the sh*t in 6th grade
Hey why do we sound like we could have been a ill rap group from way back when. lol
My older brother had the Gumby…and at one point the Kwame.
I’m glad he never went Redhead Kingpin though.
::snicker::
LOL @ the Redhead Kingin reference!!
dang i didnt know anyone remembered him.
This man is like the opposite of everything in my sexy prototype:
http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Profiles/20060912/244.sandler.adam.091906.jpg
Yep Adam Sandler. He could get it in front of alla yall, my momma and my nana.
LMAO not in front of momma AND nana
I’d even give him the business in front of his wife and dare her skinny arse to stop it from happening.
ctfu Cheryl I love you lol
LMAO!!!
Rachel Ray can GET IT!!! All that fast cooking and talking plus that big ass cute smile of hers makes me want to put her on a plate and sop her up with a biscuit.
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.canyouseemyballs.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/rachelray.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.canyouseemyballs.com/blog/%3Fcat%3D3&h=500&w=400&sz=202&hl=en&start=1&um=1&tbnid=V7HnrwX32UttoM:&tbnh=130&tbnw=104&prev=/images%3Fq%3DRachel%2Bray%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DN
Superhead: I know she probably got an STD but I still want her to show up and show out the only way she knows how
All them damn women’s gymnastics teams (I’m talking pretty much all of them except China…I think they use 6 yr olds to compete). All those splits and flips and flexibility just revs me up and make me want to literally split they lil asses in half. I know I sound like R, forgive me! (I can’t wait to the Olympics)…P.S. Shout out to all the guys and some of you girls the Brazilian Women’s Beach Volleyball team will probably be the finest thangs on tv for the next two weeks.
Serena Williams: Yeah, she does have bigger muscles than me and her face looks like Rick Ross w/ no beard but, those tiddies and that ASS just has me thinking about breaking her down and having her yell like she just won Wimbledon!
http://www.whudat.com/news/images/serena_williams_jane_magazine.jpg
Oh yeah, Martha Stewart: I wont comment why.
Yeah, she does have bigger muscles than me and her face looks like Rick Ross w/ no beard
Are you tryna get me fired?! I just LOL’ed.
“Rachel Ray can GET IT!!!”
she’s definitely on my honorable mention list
Aristocrat,
you really nailed it with this one! HAAA! And I was really feeling Serena too…that is until I saw that picture you posted. I thought I was looking at a Ving Rames in “Holiday Heart”. The only thing missing was some tattoos and a black @ss neck. Yuck
CTFU! References to “Holiday Heart” get me every time
D@mn!!!! LMBAO!!!! Why did I think of Ving Rhames in Baby Boy…d@mmit, Serena!! Her @ss did look good in the infamous black Puma suit, though.
Yeah that puma suit was the truth! Seriously I thought Serena’s body was great til I saw this picture…now, I hate her muscular-@ss guts!
Oh yeah…and that flower over her booty didn’t maker her any more feminine…at all.
yeah LOL @Holiday Heart references. Who knew I’d ever hear of that movie again?
“yeah LOL @Holiday Heart references. Who knew I’d ever hear of that movie again?”
to this day, i remain convinced that ving rhames lost a bet with someone, and as a result had to play that role.
either that or he was really far behind in his mortgage payments
“either that or he was really far behind in his mortgage payments”
I’m thinking this was the case.
That ish was horrible, and barely watchable.
Yeah! how do you go from movies like Rosewood and Undisputed to Holiday Heart?!?! Why Ving? Why?
…sh!t, being a black actor in Hollywood.
Ah, Holiday Heart. He did that in 2000 and he has acting credits dating back to 1985. If I ever meet him, I want to ask him about Holiday Heart…and the other movie where he played a questionable role which was recent, but I can’t remember the title.
it’s sooooo funny to see Ving play that Holiday Gay crying and shit as big, burly greasy and bald with the lunch meat on his neck as he is. un frickin believeable. that was some funny shit. ol girl that was in the movie with him can get it though. been digging her milfy ass for a while. Alfre Woodard.
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They probably told him it would only be released on DVD in the Seychelles or something.
Little did he know BET would pick it up and run it every week for 2 years.
“They probably told him it would only be released on DVD in the Seychelles or something.
Little did he know BET would pick it up and run it every week for 2 years.”
lol…yeah. i’m sure he thought it was going to the “straight to the trash bin” section of the video store
ROTFLMAO!! ANY references of “Holiday Heart” make my damn DAY!!!
Ok, here’s my “off the top of my head” list…they’re not guilty pleasures so much as men who folks wouldn’t expect me to be attracted to…unless they know me well lol:
Tom Hanks
Robin Williams
Keanu Reeves
Seal
Billy Bob Thorton
And back in the day…sigh…DMX…before he went super crazy (like 98-99′ish)
I have others, but I may list them later…
Seal
I’ve loved him “Crazy”. Not your conventional hotness, but hot nonetheless.
Seal being able to snag Heidi Klum added like 4 pts. to his hotness factor. (bandwagon attraction)
“(bandwagon attraction)” LMAO!
Oh yeah, another addition…Wayne Brady. He could SO get it…
Go SAT DOWN! lol Wayne Brady? Explain yo’self. Write me a 500-word essay on why he “CGI”
Seal… yes, I dunno why either.
“This next one is bad (and kinda gross):
Steven Tyler (Aerosmith): That is a sexy @ss old man! His lips are the bomb. About 20 years ago, he could have gotten it! I mean, if I weren’t a boney, acne ridden (probably six feet even back then) little black girl with braces.”
Okay and I thought my Grace Jones selection was weird, but this one takes the cake. This guys looks like the Muppet seen here:
http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c26/sbrim/Janice.jpg
This guy used to give me nightmares, back in the day.
“This guy used to give me nightmares, back in the day.”
“back in the day”, as in “last week”?
LMAO!!!
Steven Tylers’ daghter Liv is a bad chick. her disposition is so laid back and of course with the big lips and shit…
Tom Cruise (pre-couch jumping) – He was hot back in the Top Gun/A Few Good Men days.
Kal Penn – Sometimes I just dig Indian guys.
Robert DeNiro – I’m a gangsta movie addict and he’s the gangsta movie god.
DeNiro…yup…love him…and love watching him and Ray Liotta in Goodfellas!
Oh snap I forgot about Ray. I loved him in “Something Wild”.
Them blue eyes and dark hair…and that crazy laugh of his…lol
“Serena Williams: Yeah, she does have bigger muscles than me and her face looks like Rick Ross w/ no beard but, those tiddies and that ASS just has me thinking about breaking her down and having her yell like she just won Wimbledon!”
Co-sign. I know this is weird but, have any of you ever just listened to a tennis match on t.v. All that screaming them chick do, while hitting the ball, kind of sounds like a female porn star getting her “acting” on.
“Superhead: I know she probably got an STD but I still want her to show up and show out the only way she knows how ”
If I was immune to disease, I wouldn’t mind discovering how she got her nick name, if you know what I mean
“Co-sign. I know this is weird but, have any of you ever just listened to a tennis match on t.v. All that screaming them chick do, while hitting the ball, kind of sounds like a female porn star getting her “acting” on.”
seriously, it does. i remember watching a women’s tennis match with my mom before, and feeling awkward as hell, lol. i think i had to leave the room
Diane Lane – nuff said
Ciara – Never looked at her the same after that, “Promise,” video
Rocsi – *holds head down in shame*
Ledisi could get it at night and “In the Morning.”
Rachel Ray just for the morning after breakfast
Raven Symone
“Ciara – Never looked at her the same after that, “Promise,” video”
the “ohh” video did it for me
i had to ask myself, “is this chick humping a car?”
Ledisi is beginning to look just like Angie Stone.
nah…
Ledisi is pretty. C’mon, you really think so?
Ledisi
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.breadandroses.org/images/tz04PP_ledisiHand.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.breadandroses.org/tz04PP_20.shtml&h=524&w=300&sz=32&hl=en&start=5&um=1&tbnid=k-LvCpFjRZSpHM:&tbnh=132&tbnw=76&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dledisi%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN
Angie Stone
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://images.askmen.com/women/singer_250/pictures_250/angie_stone/angie_stone_150.JPG&imgrefurl=http://www.askmen.com/celebs/women/singer_250/angie_stone/index.html&h=262&w=150&sz=16&hl=en&start=10&um=1&tbnid=XvIm26t3St-YgM:&tbnh=112&tbnw=64&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dangie%2Bstone%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den
neither are ugly and on a slow month i would did them to death.
I guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder. She has one hell of an album though
lol—you already know that men and women have different standards of beauty.
I agree with you on the album though. It’s solid.
That promise video changed my life for the better. Me and my n*ggas used to watch that joint in slow motion. ahh sweet memories.
“Me and my n*ggas used to watch that joint in slow motion.”
why do i imagine a room full of cats, drinking beer and staring at a 56 flatscreen on mute, mouths agape the entire time
LOL! Damn I almost thought you were there! My flat screen is actually 50″ and we were drinking 7&7s.
“LOL! Damn I almost thought you were there! My flat screen is actually 50? and we were drinking 7&7s.”
i was there in spirit
“Rachel Ray just for the morning after breakfast”
I am not suprised
naw naw u right no head down in shame, Rocsi can take a ride on the Crambone Creamsicle fu sho but that aggravating voice and i bet she’s worrisome as hell.
“that aggravating voice ”
lol when I was in the city of wind this is part of why I wouldn’t listen to her show.
Ledisi could get it at night and “In the Morning.”
@SouthernCharm…I love you just for typing this…
delurking
vanessa bell-i know what you are saying….;
cheryl hines i believe used to be an adult video star……(or maybe thats just the roll the set up of her character on the show….)
natalie portman is just plain cute, can’t get around that
ashanti – whats guilty about that? she is fine and pretty????? unless i missed something in her background….
my personal guilty pleasures – rachel ray, charlize theron and i know i’m going to get rocks thrown at me behind this one but i don’t friggin care Minnie Driver, she can get it.
“ashanti – whats guilty about that? she is fine and pretty????? unless i missed something in her background….”
for maybe 3 or 4 years, the “cool” thing do to was to clown ashanti’s looks. i went along with the program, even though i’ve always thought she was the hottest r&b chick this side of deborah cox
oh…and sh*t, i’d feel guilty if i DIDNT want to do minnie driver, lol
Yeah…Ashanti had some serious sideburns for a minute on some Wolverine (of X-Men) sh*t! But she dropped those bad boys and now she is bad as hell. She still can’t sing for sh*t though.
shiiiiit. Minnie Driver is voloptuous. and Rachel Ray got a good ass perky attitude. i find myself watching the show looking for a booty shot. they keep cutting away bastard ass cameramen well director. she’s not the fullest in proportions but she thickish cute brunette and needs to get it badly.
Call me Rach. hadn’t seen you in a while. i’ll be in Monte Carlo for my b’day in Decembre, join.
If I were of the team that rhymes with thespian, “Charlize Theron” Could get it!
Hedo, Charlize is blazing, no guilt there but 4 u i can see it with the lize-bian thing.
Champ, you should have a post called “If you batted for the opposite team, who could GET IT”?
I’m sure more women would respond to it but it’d be great anyway.
Al Pacino
Allen Iverson
Clive Owen
Chris Rock
The men from Grey’s Anatomy (Alex, Dr. Burke, McDreamy,…)
Sonny from General Hospital
The men from Grey’s Anatomy (Alex, Dr. Burke, McDreamy,…)
Ah yes…especially my man Patrick Dempsey (who I’ve loved since I first saw the movie “Can’t Buy Me Love”.
Oh shit, you said Sonny. I LOVED sony back in the day! He could get it.
And I’ve loved AI since Georgtown and i tried to sneak in the locker room after their practice…yeah, it was serious.
“…and i tried to sneak in the locker room after their practice…”
……………………
I know, i know. the worst thing is i don’t even know what i would’ve done if he was in there…
I felt that way about Alonzo Mourning, (that I would’ve sneaked into the locker room to get a peak) until I actually met him before he was recruited.
But AI, hmmm
“Oh shit, you said Sonny. I LOVED sony back in the day! He could get it.”
I missed this one…but yes, I *heart* him…Maurice Benard his name is…I had a crush on him one summer (this was when he played Nico on All My Children…he could STILL get it now, 20 years later lol!
I know I”m gonna catch all kinds of hell for this, but Steve Nash, for some reason, is just so sexy to me! And believe me, I realize that he’s no Brad Pitt, but I love that lil man, not to mention that he can handle that basketball…:-) Yeah, all of my friends think something is really wrong inside my brain, but I can’t help it, he’s hot!
“but I love that lil man”
you do realize that steve nash is like 6’3, 200 pounds right? he’s small compared to most of the rest of the cats in the nba, but hes definitely not a lil guy
Oh dang, he looks so small on tv. Well that makes it even better!
N’Bushe Wright is a bad MF
The movie Fresh yall with Sean Nelson, Sam Jackson and N’Bushe Wright. good ass movie 1994.
Sean Nelson the star of FRESH was in the HBO series “The Corner” (written by Charles Dutton from ROC the tv show) …it inspired “The Wire” both were about the streets of Baltimore which i believe is Charles Dutton’s hometown.
anyways N’Bushe Wright was a vixen in that. it’s a good as story to me at least.
she was also in Blade and Dead Presidents with Larenz and many others her filmography is loooong as hell. i loves her.
IM SORRY THERE IS NOTHING GUILTY ABOUT HER PLEASURES.
IM JUST OFF MESSAGE LIKE A MU.
The Corner was must see TV when it was on! My whole family used to get together and watch. I think my parents wanted my brother and I to see the damage drugs can do, even though the series was failry adult.
Dont remember N’Bushe tho.
I loved the corner!!
I, too, had to watch The Corner as a family, while my Dad pointed out the dangers of “that crack rock”. He even bought us copies of the DVD when it came out.
Lol! If your parents forced you to watch the entire Roots series at the tender age of 7 one long weekend, I might call you my long lost sister.
LMAO my Dad believed in keeping it “real” – I was scared straight before I ever even thought of being crooked!
Sorry if i confused you Dom, N’Bushe wasn’t in The Corner or The Wire but the lil guy from The Corner was in a movie with her called FRESH. u should see that.
GK~ Fresh is one of my all time favorites…
It is odd to see everyone say they had to watch the corner as a lesson. Hell, I damn near grew up in that neighborhood. And although I dont remember now Daddy says I used to go play ‘up the park’ with that dude De’Andre.
hmmm
Sug, Sean Nelson is talented i’m suprised his star hasn’t risen further yet. where did you grow up?
Oh, I so feel you on N’Bushe, but she’s no guilty pleasure. She’d get it TOday, she seems like she would be such a sensual lover and all around great woman…I *heart* her.
“Sean Nelson the star of FRESH was in the HBO series “The Corner” (written by Charles Dutton from ROC the tv show)”
it was actually written by david simon and ed burns (the same cats behind “the wire”). dutton directed the screen version (and won an emmy as well)
and yeah, n’bushe wright definitely could get it anytime, anyplace, and anywhere on/in her body, lol
thanks for the correction Champ i can’t remember all this shit. …and the internet right here at me fingertips. lazy. anyways N’Bushe ooohhh weee.
have you seen FRESH with her in it?
“have you seen FRESH with her in it?”
ive seen everything with her in it, including the “retrospect for life” video and my dreams
Champ asserts:
“including the “retrospect for life” video and my dreams.”
well dam excuse me…. LOL!
I LOVED “The Corner”. Twas a family affair on Sunday nights in MY household. If someone wants to get me a gift for my bday (which is unfortunately, 5 months away) the DVD gift set would be MUCHO appreciated.
Thanks.
Upper Echelon Management
I only have two that are unconventional…
Richard Gere- I have been a fan since Primal Fear. I think it has something to do with his hair. I’ll probably go see Nights In Rhodante just for him, even though it looks really shitty.
Mariah Carey, but *only* in the “Lover Boy” Video from 2001. Something very sexy about the short shorts and the flag waving and that little voice. Its like she’s trying to seduce me. And she succeeded.
i love u Dom. Mariah Carey luv. mmmh
will u pull ur hair to one side the way u do for me? of course you will. hug urself. deep dark choclate with the cherry inside. i dub thee DCCT dark cherry choclate truffle. try not to eat urself.
Lol! I’ll try to resist. Although Ive heard I do taste like cherries.
Any woman that thinks another woman is seducing her and she thinks it’s hot…is good with me.
(Richard Gere) Something about the rumor with the gerbil just kind of killed it for me.
Yeah…that rumor won’t die either.
I heard about that, and he could still GI. Just leave the rodents at home.
“(Richard Gere) Something about the rumor with the gerbil just kind of killed it for me.”
please expound
(Copied and pasted from About.com:)
Richard Gere and the gerbil
The rumor that started all this fuss goes something like this:
Several years ago, “they” say, Richard Gere was admitted into the emergency room of a Los Angeles hospital with foreign object lodged in his rectum. Some say Gere was alone when he arrived, others say he was accompanied by a friend (e.g., former love interest Cindy Crawford). In any case, an x-ray was taken and it was determined that the foreign object was a gerbil (either alive or dead, depending on who tells the story). Mr. Gere was rushed to surgery, where it took an entire team of doctors to extract the animal from his behind. Some variants say the gerbil was found to have been shaven and declawed; others claim the animal had been placed in a special plastic pouch. Still others insist the poor creature was Gere’s own beloved pet (appropriately named “Tibet” in this variant). In any event, when the gerbilectomy was done the medical team was sworn to secrecy — unsuccessfully, we must conclude — and Gere went on his merry way, suffering no permanent harm other than to his reputation.
gerbilectomy
Dead.
there was this rumor in the early 90′s that he stuffed a gerbil up his a$$ to get off/stimulate his sphincter, and then had to go to the emergency room to get it removed. obviously, i heard the rumor too, and was traumatized.
::sigh:: Release therapy, for real….
Vince Vaughn
Clive Owen
George Clooney
Al Pacino
Robert DeNiro
Method Man
Ludacris
Busta Rhymes
Montell Jordan (though I haven’ t seen him lately…has anyone?)
There’s at least a dozen more that I’m forgetting, but I haven’t had my tea and grits yet, so bear with me….
Vince Vaughn
I have a homegirl who loves him. I think it’s the voice.
Yeah I’d let Vince Vaughn pull my hair a time or two
vince vaughn could get in my girl goodies, without a doubt.
LUDA!!!!
I would lick HIM!
***walking away***
I’m not sure if this got mentioned before but Cheetara from Thundercats. this image is a far more updated version than the Cheetara I knew and loved as a child but I think y’all feel a n*gga…
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2350/2202308340_ee83549ba7.jpg?v=0
if we’re gonna name cartoon characters, i’d be remiss if i didnt cite elastagirl from “the incredibles”.
Yeah she was super-thick.
Yeah, but the old Cheetara was better…even as a kid I was thinking that Panthro was hittin’ that down in the layer.
Liono was the sh!!t and ol boy from Voltron that use to say…”and I’ll form..the head!”
OK! Liono was hott.
Yeah Panthro was definitely getting at her. He was like a brotha (a black panther) and he used to walk around in that unitard like he was the f*cking man (or panther). I had to respect his swagger.
He was definitely a brotha…he sounded like my science teacher. Plus, he had nunchucs (sp) and ni99as love nunchucs…I know I do.
HAAA! That sh*t is universal…n*ggas love nunchucs! I would cop a pair of nunchucs right now…just to have ‘em.
Yep, he was definitely a brotha…Panthro was voiced by the granddad from the Cosby Show…
LOL at “Cheetara”
On the ride to work this morning I was thinking Panthro could get it
I am so glad someone mentioned animated characters before I did…
Trent from “Daria” and Anubis from “Ronin Warriors” could GET IT!
*hangs head in shame*
And Data from Star Trek: TNG…see my screenname as evidence of my love. LOL
**Blank Stare***
I’m trying not to judge, really I am
**Seeking to understand**
They are men. Therefore, just WALK away!
D* yo ass would be the 1 to intro graphic designs and Anime. (not to be confused with Anna Mae from the Tina Turner movie) Salute!
reminds me of my first love and MILF Extroidinaire 50 yr. old Angela Basset. i’m still mad with Courtney Vance for marrying her. she reminds me of one of my exes. short tight lil bod. smooth brown pretty teeth. snatched her like a rag doll when the getting was on…
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g208/bakhitah/13078_Angela_Basset_2006_Black_Movi.jpg&imgrefurl=http://knowledgeessential.blogspot.com/2008/03/angela-basset-this-star-is-for-you.html&h=800&w=549&sz=61&tbnid=_pBpQA2FKFoJ::&tbnh=143&tbnw=98&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dangela%2Bbasset&hl=en&sa=X&oi=image_result&resnum=1&ct=image&cd=1
YO! It is really incredible how fine Angela Basset is! I think she looks better now at 50 than ever.
SHEEEITTT! I bet she is going to look even better at 90!!!!!
yeah…and LION-O…could pet my kitty anyday!
Jake Gyllenhaal…
In Jarhead, In the Good Girl, all day, every day.
ok here we go
TPain- he is so silly and foolish that he has to have hi self esteem to wear and do the stuff he does…i think he’s sexy
Phil Jackson-he’s voice, he’s height,he’s ZENness….YES!!!!
Mike Jordan-that skin, them skills, that bald head (even when he wasn’t bald he was still fine). I like the way he walks and when he has on those suits he has such a swagger
Lil Wayne-ummm yea everything…LOL
Rick Ross-I do like he music, lies and all, but he’s swagger for a big man is crazy. He’s double d’s are scary but he can get it…
Dominic West-great actor and his Bristish accent is very sexy!
Tom Brady- that all American look! I loved it when he had the short cut…yummmy!
Edgerrin James (the Cardinals)-he’s accent and i have been a fan for a while…. them Florida guys with dreads and golds get me everytime….
I was with you with everyone but Rick Ross. I love a man that is big in stature but I always want to spritz him with Bath & Body Works Body Splash when I see his pics
I want to spritz him with truth serum so he can stop lying about being an officer of the law!
Officer William Roberts is what I like to call him now..lol
I want to spritz him with truth serum so he can stop lying about being an officer of the law!
Too True! He still my boy tho. I have a feeling I’d give him some and then feel nasty about it afterwards. And traumatized by the flashbacks. I’d agree he’s sexy but I just couldnt do it.
He looks like he needs a clorox dip.
(I’m also a big dude lover).
awww RAUS!!!!!!!!!
lol
T-LEE…you know what? I just started liking big men in like July07…I usually like them tall and slim becuase I am short and not…I still prefer tall men, but there is something to be said for a man that can really handle me…I have a favorite right now that makes me want to curl up in his lap, rub his head and ask him about his day…I’ll represent in September!
’07 huh? You been sleepin’ missy. You’ve been sleepin’. IDK–don’t really have a set type. I’ve dated all over from 6pack to keg. You already know I’m tall and chunky…lol
I just know that the cuddling from a big dude is
fantastico.
I was only sleeping because I was digging what dug me…ya know? I am put on my assertive boy shorts when I KNOW he wants the GOODENess! SHORT big dudes would come at me but they looked unhealthy…you know? I don’t have a “type” per se either…other that TALL…I loves me a TALL man… never really had a body type preference…but I think I am slowly developing one…(blushing)
T-Pain???? Really??? D@mn, that brotha looks like a badly burned Jamaican roach with ostentatiously wack white eyewear.
I’ve truly grown to despise him since he started wearing those Alice in Wonderland “Mad Hatter” top hats.
Do us all a favor and committ seppuku…
Datalore says:
“[T-Pain] …Alice in Wonderland “Mad Hatter” top hats.”
“Do us all a favor and committ seppuku…”
the japanese ref to self disembowelment.
ur killin me!
LOL!
I’d be afraid to DO Rick Ross, for fear that he’d try to get on top, and I’d die of asphyxiation by belly fat. crushed. What a sad, sad, way to perish!
Angelina Jolie – I am a sister’s only dude but just think she could bring out a superfreak in me
Omarosa – I would have to muzzle the bitch (I can use the word she fits the description)
Michelle Obama – Sorry!!!
Superhead – Just curious how good it really is (Dam I feel like should get tested for saying that)
Clarie Huxtable & Rubi – Been a long time coming
Patti Labelle – She could sing during the session and cook after, AMEN!!!!!
I’m sorry my man, but I feel personally offended by you placing Superhead on the list directly above Claire Huxtable. Do you recall what she was like circa 1988? She was fine as strawberry wine and twice as sweet. She used to rock that big ole curly perm like no other. And just when I thought I had her figured out she would start speaking really fast in Spanish, and I was done for.
LMAO!!! Talk about setting a nucca straight!
Listen aint nothing to set straight, I am not apologizing for my guilty pleasures. Just be all the way real, I would want them at the same time.
Come on, I know an 8-way sounds like fun but the logistics of it would pretty tough to negotiate. Envision Patti Labelle and Omorosa fighting for a piece at the same time. I’d guarantee a trip to the ER that night.
I meant Rudi & Claire at the same time, everyone else would be straight up.
But would LOVE Patti would beat Omorosa’s a$$ while making me that Mac & Cheese.
My marido says Angelina Jolie is Kerry Washington’s white trash alter ego. She is what the cat drug in. (Stated while watching Mr. & Mrs. Smith)
Kerry Washington. i hope i run into her ass Raq. i got words for her ass like i got words for Jill Marie Jones. those lips and hips. mmmmmmm
@ Tallgent: I love that you called me before you posted and only told me about Claire Huxtable and Rudy~Omarosa! I am not suprised
LOL
How are you not surprised?
I would like to add Martha Stewart to the list also, she is so proper all the time she got to be nasty sometime.
U are into women that assert themselves… that’s why you love me.
Omarosa yes i want her bitchy lil attitude to submit to me by way of the D. nice bod, shitty attitude eqauls, brutal co*k. LOL! (and she’d be loving it btw.)
…but Patti Labelle come on dude thats a lot of girdle to get out of. i’m scared when the wig cums off…
Michelle is very hitable, very sexy, not raw unadulterated pretty but cute, madd screwable. i only see her in a dress as of late i love it. something so sexy about a dress. i be wanting Obama to snatch her ass on stage, pull her to him and grab her ass. mmhhh. that’s how she make me feel. touch that woman. nice dresses too. wonder if she wears garters and stockings.
she just may be the hottest fashionista chick in the whitehouse if they make it. i love to dress women just to undress them.
rant over.
Claire Huxtable YES! SO MILFY. i bet Dr Cosby was feeling her up and i’m sure he caught a hard on or 2. Ahmad had to release her though.
“i love to dress women just to undress them”
This made me warm all over
TALLGENT…you shouldn’t be sorry about Michelle Obama…you should be sorry about Omarosa…(barf)
Sorry only because she is married to a good brother. And Omarosa is physically attractive but like I said I would have to get her a muzzle and I would ride until she lost that attitude.
I would have to get her a muzzle and I would ride until she lost that attitude.
damn….that put an arch in my back and shit…(blushing)
I’m sorry, but Ms. Jolie is hot…I been saying for like 10 years that if I was a guy, I totally do her…
Before I start, I would like to say that I do not have a gay bone in my body, BUT these chicks could get it:
Natalie Portman – I can see why you love her. Her face is gorgeous. I agree that Closer made me a huge fan of hers, a fan to the point that unnatural thoughts came to mind. (BTW can we get a post on people’s favorite movies. I am always looking for suggestions on movies to rent/watch)
Charli Baltimore – Is she even relevant nowadays??? Either way she oozes sex appeal.
On to guys who my panties would automatically drop for, before my brain could even process what was going on:
Barack – Sexy! And those lips ummmm ummmm ummmm, they look like they know what they could do. *running to hide from Michelle.
Nas – Hearing his words moisten my panties every time.
A.I./T.I – What can I say. Crazy or not, they could still get it (with 3 condoms, both bodies wrapped in saran wrap, and a gas mask). Sh*t we can get creative.
Matthew McConaughey– with deodorant of course.
Bill Clinton – When he first got in office. Really the saxophone got me. Those fingers running over the keys. And who am I kidding, the talk of the cigar in the coo-coo was a major turn on. Sorry but my mind (and other things) sometimes have a mind of its (their) own.
Matt Damon – The Bourne series made me a huge fan!!!
** I may be back with more additions
you know it wasn’t until i saw Bill Clinton in person that i understood how he was running hoes all up in th governor’s mansion and the white house.
yeah he was pasty, tired looking and jogging to mcdonalds, but it is something about the way he looks at you. i understood.
(BTW can we get a post on people’s favorite movies. I am always looking for suggestions on movies to rent/watch)
here’s a couple:
http://www.verysmartbrothas.com/take-me-out/ (we discuss the best and worst “date movies”)
http://www.verysmartbrothas.com/the-best-ever/
(we talk about the best romantic comedies)
hope this helps
This is perfect!! I wasn’t around in April, and forgot all about the best/worst “date movies”. Thanks!
Aaaaah how could I forget Matt Damon?! I”ve been crushin since “The Talented Mr. Ripley”.
And I have to make another list of girl crushes I have…thanks for the inspiration!
Girl Crushes are always fun. I have girl crushes on people in real life…….
Speaking of which, I would have to add Laura London to my list. Her dimples are cute as hell.
The Talented Mr. Ripley…another great movie but i so wasn’t feeling that ending!
This is also when i first realized Jude Law could get it.
Yes, doesn’t every woman have a list of girl crushes? I bet if Champ posts something bout it, he’d be shocked (and excited) bout our lists
My problem with T.I. is he is cute in a little boy kind of way. He looks younger than my oldest. I guess my age (40) shows clearly.
practice? practice? AI could get it….
Charlie Baltimores’ lil ass would get marathon sex. yes! …and BIGS other girl too Faith Evans. they so yellow they’re PINK. (lips, etc…)
ima hurt something tonight and she’s gonna luuuuuuvvvvv it.
don’t h8.
Hayden Christianson in Jumper (I guess he was in star wars, but i didn’t know who he was until Jumper).
I found myself having a physical reaction during the movie. Can’t explain it but if he had walked in the theater i woulda told my date to hold my left leg while i gave hayden the business.
Forest Whittaker…I met him years ago and he was very shy & sweet. He could get it. I’d straighten that eye out.
“I’d straighten that eye out.”
I’m MAD at you for this! LOL
…and send him home with a plate for Keisha.
Holy ish!!!!! LMAO
LMAO. Straighten that eye out huh? Loves it!
“I’d straighten that eye out.”
………………….
“I’d straighten that eye out.”
Yeah…that sh*t just makes me uncomfortable. I’m mean like…how would she go about doing that, exactly?
LMAO!! Kitsune, please proceed to join GOODEness in the co’nah. Thanks.
These are in no particular order (just for some context, I have never been attracted to anyone but tall, >5’10″, black men with an athletic build)
Treach (from Naughty by Nature, he just looks like he could TEAR IT UP and leave you laying on the bathroom floor SPENT)
Jean Claude Van Damme (no explanation)
Mickey Rourke ( since Angelheart, I saw 9 1/2 weeks after)
Al Pacino (c’mon Tony Montana, who wouldn’t)
Robert DeNiro (he likes women of color)
Benicio del Toro (I would just love to SCREAM out his name)
Seal (must have potato sack over his head)
Chris Brown (yeah so what hes young enough to be my child)
Richard Gere (could always get it ever since Officer and a Gentleman)
Olivier Martinez (“Unfaithful, he had me at the scene in the stairwell, and the bathroom oooh I need some cold water)
Willem DaFoe (he looks like he would be a FREAK)
Joaquim de Almeida ( I love the accent, typically I abhor accents)
Ok that is all for now
“Willem DaFoe (he looks like he would be a FREAK)”
have you seen “the boondock saints”?
Hedo, Hedo, Hedo…
“Seal (must have potato sack over his head)”
you just had to say it didn’t u. a sack? dam
LOL!
GK~I like to have all of my senses engaged when I am engaged in the act… but that brother right there is NOT easy on the eyes, the rest of him is just fine, but I will need visual distraction, and for the record I aint trying to suffocate no one, it aint that kind of party (8mm) so a potato sack will do the trick.
Willem DaFoe looks like what I’d imagine Beezlebub would. He haunts my hopes and dreams.
The Knight Rider! (America’s Got Talent) The sexiest set of arms and hands…
“The Knight Rider!”
the car, the voice of the car, or the driver?
(or all three at the same time?)
Micheal (DH) Knight…on the hood of that car.
Bokeem Woodbine and Laurence Fishburne
Bokeem!!! I forgot all about him! yeah…he could G-E-T it!
Hey gang, I’ve been lurkin’ for a week now and figured it’s time to just jump right on in.
I’m so ashamed, but I’ve had a crush on Patrick Stewart for years. Ever since Star Trek: TNG. And somehow he was even hot in a wheelchair in X-Men.
Number 1, Engage!
Your name is making me think of that movie “Toy Soldiers”…lol
#1 Engage. LMAO!
“I’m so ashamed, but I’ve had a crush on Patrick Stewart for years. Ever since Star Trek: TNG. And somehow he was even hot in a wheelchair in X-Men.”
Chile, I’m a Trekkie myself…and TNG is my fave…so um, yeah, Captain Picard could get it repeatedly and often…followed by Captain Kirk (during the run of Star Trek:TOS, of course).
YESSS!! Patrick Stewart is one the FEW white men who is sexy bald.
Another Random school boy crush:
Weeny Cooper from the TV show Wonder Years
She’s really hot now and she’s like a Calculus or Science professor…I forget which university. Which makes her even hotter.
“She’s really hot now and she’s like a Calculus or Science professor…I forget which university. Which makes her even hotter.”
it really does. damn
FYC-
http://www.thelifefiles.com/hey-rember-me/#comments
Call me crazy but…what’s really good with Miss Piggy?! Sure she was only a muppet but I think she is what gave me my appreciation for a woman in heels. AND Furthermore…I bet she’s got that ‘thang’ on her!
http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e294/misslizz_83/miss_piggy5.jpg
Youngggggg! I just spit coffee everywhere!
aww, toysoldier you’re from d.c.? Cause as far as I know, we are the only ones that ever call anyone ‘young’
LOL…my best friend from D.C. and he always says young, bama, syce, carry, joe…lol and he be laughing at my country grammer! He did put me on to that Tabbi Bonney, though.
LOL..yeah, i love our ‘slang’
I’m not from D.C., but I had a long distance lover that I would visit there. To say that D.C. has its own slang is an understatement…….D.C. has its own language. It’s like they are not even from the US. I LOVE it though. I had to ask one time, like how can joint be used to describe everything. I was told that “joint” is a noun- it can be used to describe a person, place, thing and idea.
@ D*Boy-D*Stroy (D*Prived of sleep)~honey go take a nap and come back and read what you wrote, REALLY?
that baby got you sleep deprived…
***SMH***
Don’t be mad at me… when Miss Piggy got gussied up there was no stopping her. Granted her voice was annoying as sh*t and she is a little too pale for the god but…she was still bad. That photo should make my case.
I call sleep deprivation
It’s possible…
yeah…i agree. sounds like some form of male postpartum depression
“sounds like some form of male postpartum depression”
LOL! What the hell do you guys know, anyway!?!
LMAO! U tryna say D*Stroy needs a Paternity Leave?
I just may wholeheartedly concur.
D….baby what did I tell you yesterday? THUR-UH-PEE!!!
i just had to shut the door to my office, because i’m laughing so hard that the snort erupted. damn. d*stroy, warn a sista first before you do that again. Miss Piggy???…you are out of control!
Shaquille O’Neal : I like tall men
Ben Affleck
Donnie Wahlberg- sexy can I … lots of swag this one..
Justin Timberlake
Being an Atlanta girl and all, my picks are T.I., Ovie Mughelli and Andre 3000. Clearly not my type but the draws will drop…
My honorable mentions are Common, lil Wayne, Kobe Bryantand Jaheim (its something about the thug R&B thing).
Hey Fab! Shout out to my fellow ATLien… Quick Question though: What IS your type? You got men from alla cross the board here.
I love Andre 3000 too. I met him at a gas station near my house and asked him to leave my outgoing voice mail message and he DID IT!
@Elle
I love Andre 3000 just cause he did that for you. He gets mad cool points, though at this point he doesn’t need them cause he’s cooler than the original Rat Pack (Frank, Dean, Sammy, Peter Lawford, and Joey Bishop)
Shout out to Chi-Town!!!!
*Looks around*
Yeah I’ll go sit down now.
Chi-towwwwn!
*Sorry, I guess I am too late*
Mos Def and the white husband from King of Queens,
I have no idea why
Kevin James
Yes on Kevin James. I cant explain it either
Kevin James “SHUTTY!!!” LOVE that show.
Kevin was more cute to me than anything.
Teddy bear action at it’s finest
mos def Kevin James… fatty mcbutterpants definitely has some swag to him…
LMAO @ fatty mcbutterpants
I thought I was the only one digging Cheryl Hines like that, she can definitely get it. Just something about her.
“I thought I was the only one digging Cheryl Hines like that, she can definitely get it. Just something about her.”
really, someone needs to commission a study on that. i’m seriously racking my brain trying to figure it out
She just has that “it” factor. That is a whole “nover” blog in and of itself. But my ex and I used to watch CYE and she knew I had it for her. I think a lot of it which you kind of hit on is her role and personality in the show. Speaking of CYE, I will throw “Hey big booty” Wanda Sykes out there too as well as Susie Essman (Susie Green), yeah she can get it in all her “fuck you, you 4 eyed fuck glory”. Too funny.
“Wanda Sykes out there too as well as Susie Essman (Susie Green), yeah she can get it in all her “fuck you, you 4 eyed fuck glory”. Too funny.”
it would be worth it with those two just to record the vulgar wildness that would probably come out of their mouths
I think if you put dark skin on her, she would look black. She has a black girl’s features. I challenge you to darken a photo of her in photoshop.
And I can’t believe that Ashanti is a guilty pleasure to some of you (what is the world coming to?). She bad as hell in every aspect. Wouldn’t think twice about anything with her.
I am a chick and I can’t stand Ashanti’s face. Her mouth is always fuccn agape and she is forever laughing at nothing. Ugh.
“…her mouth is always fuccn agape and she is forever laughing at nothing.”
Ashanti isn’t laughing at nothing Elle_6. She’s laughing at this:
http://www.thederrtytruth.com/2007/12/check-out-ashantis-sister-and-her-thunder-thighs
And FTR, she was damn close to looking like this herself a few months back. Hit it before she swells up Champ.
The shit is ALWAYS “bananas” with her. But I don’t think she’s bad looking. As long as she maintains her sideburns, she’s gravy.
I’m disappointed – most of the names people are droppin here (Grace Jones being a notable exception) are mainstream beauties. What about the girls you think are hot, but your boys might think “WTF?”
I ain’t afraid to throw out a couple of names:
Tanya Harding (early 1990′s Tanya, not the current boxer) – yeah, there’s the whole white trash thing and the fact that she has no problems having her ex take you out, but when she was at the top of her game, her butt was perfection. And I like flexible.
Queen Latifah – carrying some extra baggage but she carries it well and with a confidence I find extremely attractive. Plus she rides motorcycles.
Angela Bassett – on the senior side, but she is just out and out hot.
I’ll also agree with Leah Remini, Khandi Alexander, and Sonja Sohn (Kima).
I hear you on on the Queen Latifah, Khandi Alexander and Angela Bassett.
I thought everyone thought that Queen Latifah was attractive?!?!?! Have I been in a bubble all this time? Say it isn’t so………
I have always thought Sonya Sohn was hot.
angela b is pretty mainstream to me
i thought queen latifah was lesbian…
She is. According to the various blogs, she has a “live-in personal trainer”. Mmhmm of 5 years??? AND she ain’t lose weight til she got on Jenny Craig. I still love Queen Lareefah. Lesbo or otherwise!
Here’s another crazy one, I’m going to thorw out there:
Macy Gray
Just for the simple fact, that I curious to hear that scratchy voice while pounding that ass.
And speaking of scratchy voices, I love me some Tine Turner. She’s not a guilty pleasure for me, because I’m proud to say that I would tap her 90 year old ass. She is offically a GILF!!
I believe Macy Gray got some good cooch. she was interviewed one day talkin bout she was mad that some dude was taken off tour and another girl added cause she like to screw on the road.
i’ll hit ya big ass. turn over. shut up. (coochie farts ad infinitum)
“I believe Macy Gray got some good cooch”
i’ll take your word for that sh*t. i dont wanna ever find that out
I think you mean GGILF (pronounced Ga-Gilf)
Remy Ma – I’m really not a fan of the blonde bangs. Especially after seeing the feeble attempts at replicating the style by young ladies in my neighborhood. But I sometimes find myself not ignoring new pictures of her posted on blogs and forums around the internets.
Khia aka “My Neck My Back” chick – I know. I know. Even though she only gets her hair did for her next mugshot, she still has sex appeal. I wouldn’t mind showing her a different life while she teaches me about stealing cars and holding up KFC’s
“Jan” from The Office/Melora Hardin – I love a corporate milf. She just exudes sexual energy. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0002124/
Oprah – A billie
Raven Simone – She really needs to stop wearing turtle necks all the time. She knows she’s hot.
Erykah Badu – Although she is batsh*t, ever since dropping a few crumb snatchers she’s thickened up quite nicely.
Rachel Ray – See previous entries.
Maggie Gyllenhaal – see Secretary http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0274812/
Yeah, I saw Badu in Chicago last year and I didn’t know she had it like that, nice lil bubble.
Rachel Ray is a go.
I don’t know why some people don’t like Hilary Swank, I think she is quite nice.
Secretary was a good movie..almost made James spader hot again….
Lovin’ this topic…
James Spader as Mr. Grey in “Secretary”.
Loves him…
I just love that flick! Very good movie. Does anyone think Maggie Gyllenhaul is sexy? I am sure I mispelled her last name…
My not-so-guilty pleasures list is thus:
Corey Hocum (comedian from Nick Cannon’s show Wild & Out) and Patrice O’Neal. Funny guys can get it without being fine ya’ll.
Wentworth Miller- Yup, yup (said like Teddy Riley) I’ve watched Prison Break from Day uno and he has improved with age. The word smoldering was made to describe hime. Delectable. Hm, hm, hm! *chills*
Richard T. Jones- The looks, tall, dark, handsome, yada, yadda. But the way he used to talk smack and be completley insubordinate to Judging Amy was the truth. Then he played an a-hole deluxe w/cheese in Why Did I Get Married. Oh-and that voice. I can just imagine him whispering in my ear “how was it for you?”. I swear ‘fo Gawd I’d hurt him!
Method Man- Even if he was one of the Givens Kids from What’s Happenin. (I know y’all have heard that urban legend, right?) He is S-E-X-Y. Plus clever. And posseses that boy-ish cahrm thing. Loves clever-ness though.
Idris Elba- I know, cliche. But he is the real deal, Holyfield. (Maybe I should put ‘ol head on this list, too. Hmmm?) Met him in person at the airport after the Essence Music Festival in NOLA in ’03. Not short, very unassuming and that accent, that accent, that accent. Great smile, too.
In Sports,
Jerome Bettis (insert public transportation references about “riding the bus”, etc.)
Alonzo Mourning, sickly with swagger. Yes, indeedy-o!
“Jerome Bettis (insert public transportation references about “riding the bus”, etc.)”
damn…steeler fans are deep up in here. this makes me very proud
Jerome Bettis (insert public transportation references about “riding the bus”, etc.)
::big cheezy smile::
I tend to crush on porn stars and local dime pieces…but if we’re talking bonafide celebs.
Ladies I’d wife up and not feel guilty about, despite the hate.
- Sommore (the comedienne)
- Keyshia Cole (Singer)
- Kim Kardassian (famous for being famous)
- Most of the Univision/Telemundo Weather Women
On the other hand, Nuptials in Vegas on the sly
- Condoleeza Rice (Secretary of State)
- Wendy Williams (the radioi host)
- Vivica Fox (actress)
- Sherri Shepherd (co-host on the view – dumb as bag of rocks)
- Tyra (massive forehead) banks. – See Sherri Shepherd
“Tyra (massive forehead) banks.”
on the sly?
Sorry can’t do Wendy Williams. No no.
I kinda feel you on Wendy Williams… although I am deeply ashamed to admit it.
Wendy, “looks like her/his name is Wendell,” Williams? I’ll pass…
looks like her/his name is Wendell,” Williams LMAO!!
I’m not gonna front the chick is big on some other ish but she doesn’t really look like a dude.
I submit the following as evidence:
http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h164/mysoul827/WendyPhoto.jpg
a couple more…
conservative pundits amy holmes and michelle malkin, just so i could go all liberal on they asses.
…man….here I go….
Brad Pitt- can get it any day ! babies and all
Patrick Dempsy- Mc Dreamy love the hair
Antonio Banderas latin lovers- always been curious
T.I. that lil nucca is fly ! Love that swagger…
Babyface..he would open doors, rub my back and bring me flowers
Chris Brown – he young and looks like he got a sweet back !
Denzel Washington–old enough to be my daddy and he could be – but the epitome of a sexy older man
Baby ( Cash Money ) …..( I know, I know) I love that nuccas mean mug lol…and all those tats…that is my ghetto crush…grill and all …
Dr. Drew from Celebrity Rehab..he is just sexy to me – I like his Ceaser and those glasses
Morris, Hill, Taye…all get ride all day passes… I like chocolate( even though I know their all as short as me ( :
thumbs up @ Dr. Drew
Dr. Drew is hella sexy.
Baby (*guerilla is more appropiate). Someone close my mouth, cause it has surely dropped. WOOOWWWW (in the words of Flavor Flav, and no one bet NOT list him…they need to kill themselves IMMEDIATELY)
Clorox dip for that young man as well.
I had to come back, because I am still perplexed about “Baby” (guerilla). Not judging but still…. Baby??????
Haha
aight…coming thru LATE in the game…here’s my guilty pleasure list:
1) LC from Laguna Beach/The Hills – that chick is just hot to me…so what she’s not bright and I actually have no clue if she has anybody what so ever…am i the only person who’s noticed they never focus on her breasts or anything? is she an A-cup…not that there’s anything wrong with that…
2) regan gomez-patterson – i’m almost convinced she has an “eye-thing”. not sure what eye-thing it is…but one of her eyes seems a little “special ed-ish” to me. i’d still hit.
3) kellie shanygne williams – laura winslow. she’s not even hot anymore to me when i watch that show. she’s just a regular ass chick…but man…i still get my urkel unrequited love on (not really).
4) helen mirren – she was lookin’ hot as hell up in national treasure 2.
5) suzanne sommers – me and her go way back…ah…
6) mandy moore – terrible actress, but i just want to give her lots of hugs…
7) soledad o’brien – i actually can’t stand her, but i feel like she needs some black love…
Janet from Three’s Company yo Janet
i’m not even a guy, but i aspire to be as hot as helen mirren when i’m her age:
http://cache.fleshbot.com/assets/images/gallery/2/2008/07/medium_2674142247_aa4170d1d9_o.jpg
she was looking GOOD at the oscars in 2006, that’s for sure.
Have you seen that sex scene with her (Helen Mirren) and Cuba Gooding Jr. in that movie Shadowboxer? That is first of all, an ill ass movie, and secondly, she looks hot for her age.
I encourge you to check it out… wait, you didn’t like Closer, maybe you should pass this info on to The Champ instead!
I know that I am late but here are a few that I am slightly afraid to admit to liking…
*Ne-yo- I don’t know what it is, but he CGI in all of his tangy glory
*Evan Ross- same as above… reminesent of my old Michael Jackson crush (back in the 80′s)
* Vince Vaughn- he is so not cute but he so cgi
Ne-yo’d be dreaming of Chris Brown while y’all were banging. ]
And cant NOBODY TELL ME Evan Ross is not Diana and MJ’s child. NOBODY!!
“- Wendy Williams (the radioi host)”
In the immortal words of Austin Powers “That’s a man, baby”
And Macy Gray????? You can’t tell me that behemoth doesn’t look like chubaka’s stunt double.
okay personally I think she has some crazy goggles like erycuh badu
D*Scroy yo ass is on a tare today. this is the energy i need to keep me going. u stupid 1st u can’t understand how nobody cosigns miss piggy and now this:
“[Macy Gray] …chubaka’s stunt double.”
LMBAO!
When I mentioned Macy Gray, I stated that I was eager to hear what type of noises she makes while doing the do or with my dick in her mouth, b/c she already has a strange voice. And yes she is very Chubaka-ish, with the voice and every thing. Hell, I imagine Macy Gray has an abnormally hairy pu$$y. So my early comments about her were based off her voice not her looks.
One a personal note, I’d rather jump off the top of a sky scrapper head first into a rusty thumb tack, before I would have sex Wendy Williams . . . but that’s just me.
LMAO!!!!! To me,this was the funniest sh*t of the day!
D*Scroy is: “LMAO!!!!! To me,this was the funniest sh*t of the day!”
cause Fuck Yo Couch said:
“I’d rather jump off the top of a sky scrapper head first into a rusty thumb tack, before I would have sex Wendy Williams.”
i dub thee Funniest MF’ing comment today and Funniest name to date. “Fuck Yo Couch”
signed,
genius khan
LOL!
*Checks credit score. Its good*
I ALSO co-sign this. I just CACKLED, CHORTLED and SNORTED
Ok, I think lots of people are hot but rather than name those, here is a slightly different list…
People that are so sexy to me and could get it if we could find a way without them getting undressed…
1. T.I – Yes sirr. I’m not sure if his swagger would last if he got down to his skivvys.
2. Mack 10 – I don’t care. I love him (fully dressed)
3. Professional football coaches – I know it’s strange but something about a man’s man. Like Hayden Fox on Coach and the coach on Friday Nite Lights.
2. Mack 10 – I don’t care. I love him (fully dressed)
I used to date a guy that favored Mack 10…lol
I hadn’t thought about him in years!!!
Back in the day I had a thing for Marcus Camby and his legal troubles only made him more interesting.
Right now, give me Jeff Goldblum though I wouldn’t so much say I feel guilty about fantasizing about him.
Marcus Camby
Oh wow.
you mean “the fly” jeff goldblum?
A bit late…but here goes:
Anderson Cooper: completely gray headed at 41…very sexy
John Mayer: lovin’ the messy white boy look and the raspy voice
Common: I love the fact that he’s bald…and he has a nice body too
Keenan Ivory Wayans: I mean, compared to the rest of the Wayans clan, he’s definitely a winner…
oooh Anderson Cooper… loverly!
I loves anderson cooper and Dr Drew….I didnt consider them guilty pleasures..
I second on your whole entire list except I would place Marlon Waynans instead of Keenan.
cosign, cosign, cosign on Anderson Cooper.
Shawn and Marlon are cute Wayans, I think. Keenan looks like he their daddy.
Aight, f*ck it…nobody felt me on Miss Piggy but… what about Cindy McCain (John McCain’s wife)? Granted she’s old as f*ck (and seemingly there is anthropological evidence which places her at the scene of the manger at the time of baby jesus’ birth) but c’mon…y’all gotta ride with me on this one…
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/032g9sJgy5941/610x.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.daylife.com/photo/032g9sJgy5941&h=481&w=610&sz=41&hl=en&start=40&sig2=2vNxaNhOLL0VtBixqubxTw&um=1&tbnid=FGshFkf4UoAhFM:&tbnh=107&tbnw=136&ei=m7OcSLeuHYyWeYe1-KAF&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dcindy%2Bmccain%2527s%2Bwife%26start%3D20%26ndsp%3D20%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Dactive%26sa%3DN
Cindy McCain is a sexy old BITCH. i would dress her ass up in sheers and brutal co*k that ass. she would leave John McCains ass in the middle of his campaign for this shit and go public with black di*k. Go Cindy!
good call *Scroy.
…but Miss Piggy *Scroy come on dude. i don’t do blow up dolls or muppet charachters. seek God. superhead or somebody…. DAMN!
LOL!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Cindy McCain is a sexy old BITCH. i would dress her ass up in sheers and brutal co*k that ass. she would leave John McCains ass in the middle of his campaign for this shit and go public with black di*k. ”
Where do you even begin with a statement like this!?!? LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! KILLA!!
I don’t understand why some of these picks are guilt pleasures….Denzel Washington and George Clooney and Brad Pitt??? Ummm k.
oooo I forgot about the only hispanic man I find sexy…Manny Ramirez………WOWZERS!!!!
Eric Roberson can also get it. Neanderthal browline and all. We shared a moment last Saturday. He doesn’t know how close he came to getting pounced on. He’s getting married tomorrow.
Cockblocking background singer had to jump in the mix and make sure that was known. LOL!
Christian Bale- his thin lips are so sexy
Liam Neeson-He was so good in Schindler’s List
Colin Farell- The Irish brogue used to get me all the time
Ray Allen- when ever I see him chewing gum on the court, I think about other deliciously wonderful things he could be doing with that mouth
My picks (I’mo try to leave the obvious off. But yall already picked some FINE men)
Donald Adeosun (Turk from Scrubs). – I love his dorkiness. And that responsible husband he plays to Carla makes me SWOON.
Laurence Fishburne – I love them STRONG characters he plays. And he looks like his PIPE would be PLATINUM!
John Krasinsky (Jim from The Office) – He is a CUTIE pie!!
Onyx (from I Love NY). Did u see that perfect chocolate skin and bald head?? PLUS he had some sense.
http://www.buddytv.com/articles/i-love-new-york/image/onyx.jpg
Seal – A man with a FACE full of scars and is still SWAGGER tight can get it in a PLETHORA of ways
Nigel Barker (from ANTM). He can take ANY pic of me he wants.
Thats all I can remember for now.
Nigel and Seal… YES!!!
I don’t have many guilty pleasures. I like what I like and who ever dares to judge, be wrong-ed. But, uh….
1) Kwame Kilpatrick- I know he is a HOT mess, but I feel like he could knock.it.down.
2) Lloyd Banks- Give me a weekend with him and he’ll quit the G-Unit to start the Native Toungues or the HEAL Movement back up, wordlife.
3) Christopher Williams- It’s not that he’s an unconventional pick, it’s that why do I STILL get so turned on by him after all these years?
4) Ryan Leslie- This is DEFINTELY guility because he is part of the reason Cassie’s no-talent ass has a career!
5) Farnsworth Bentley- He’s so cute!
Guilty pleasurables…
Jeremy Irons: Old white man from indie flick Lolita. its his eyes i swear
Wesly Snipes: physically (only) attracted to him from Mo Better Blues
ARod: he’s such a fruitcake though
Eric Dyson: lil curly hair’s cute
J.D. Samson from Le Tigre: i’m not gay…just intrigued?
Cheryl Hines could definitely get the business. I said that years ago. Glad to see that someone else supports the thought.lol. Check me out at http://threewaystotakeit.wordpress.com. New collabo blog, and it’s not about what you think!
Snoop from the Wire… no homo.
Im not ashamed to admit that to this very day for reasons I cant quite explain….Susan Saradon, Sharon Stone and Geena Davis can all get it from me!
Okay I just saw Pineaple Express this weekend. I would STILL beat the BRAKES off of Rosie Perez. Somebody get the smelling salts. & Rosario Dawson we actually share a surname.
Great, I can finally let this out!
Jeezy–There is nothing cute about him, but he’d get it all kinda ways
Billy Bob Thornton–I see what Angelina Jolie saw in him, old but still puts it down
Adam Sandler–Can’t really explain
Blair Underwood–no explanation necessary but loved him since Crush Groove at the tender age of…5?
James Gandolfini–it’s a power thing
Cornel West–I always think of old school lovin and mind sex. Wonder if he’d take off his black scarf….
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