Comments on: gotdamn!

By: milk was a bad choice: 10 signs that you’re in a sh*tty relationship

milk was a bad choice: 10 signs that you’re in a sh*tty relationship — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 05:02:40 +0000

[...] of it. sure, everyone else could see it, but you were too blinded by your investment and occasional gotdamn to actually [...]

By: Very Smart Brothas | the battle of the sex-less

Very Smart Brothas | the battle of the sex-less — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 05:11:14 +0000

[...] known (and i’ve known dozens) changed her tune considerably after she got some consistent gotdamn. every. 100 [...]

By: kiki

kiki — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 05:12:07 +0000

every single holiday….a d*ck in a box

By: Very Smart Brothas | ask the champ: movie edition

Very Smart Brothas | ask the champ: movie edition — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 04:05:23 +0000

[...] and, to make matters worse, the movie was actually scary, lol. sh*t, i’m 29 years old with a nice 403b and i’ll be a great uncle soon (seriously), and you still wont catch my black ass saying “candyman” five times in front of no freakin mirror, lol. i’m not taking that chance, i’m sorry. call me a b*tch if you like, but i’m just not too keen on getting impaled and disembowed by some 6′10 former slave thirsty for some white “gotdamn” [...]

By: ladyb

ladyb — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 19:34:17 +0000

so um… his name was… and he was um… it’s odd – i wasn’t attracted to him and although he was really nice, he didn’t really interest me much… until – yeah – and i could easily ignore the fact the his baby mama was a damm idiot who just started s* cuz the day ended in “y” – and his leather furniture was all tore up – and his son was bad as s*, jumping on it and s*, and no one wanted to discipline him…

and then, one day, he lied to me –

and i left. the end.

oddly enough, i NEVER introduced him to ANYONE i was friends with – on purpose…

By: ladyb

ladyb — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 19:24:32 +0000

i like to refer to that as PIFS (post-illmatic f* syndrome) – cuz i don’t get shivers after anything traumatic…

By: blackberry molasses

blackberry molasses — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 16:19:08 +0000

I will gladly relinquish the title…

go’head, get yo creep on

By: malaika

malaika — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 07:10:25 +0000

Can’t believe you’ve never eaten goat. Hop on a plane to nairobi and I’ll cook you some . And I can do mean biriyani (East african equivalent to jollof but more spicy)

By: The_Eighth_Hokage

The_Eighth_Hokage — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 04:55:22 +0000

the eighth because eight is a cool number

By: KnowTheLedge

KnowTheLedge — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 04:46:47 +0000

LMAO

Back in college, one of my boys was whupped by this local chick he met that was straight buttaface – I mean Michael Clark Duncan and Angel Lola Luv must have had a love child.

She’d call him once or twice a week and he would drop whatever he was doing/had planned and roll out; skip class, miss b-ball games, work, etc… This went on for about 2 semesters, until she moved to another city. Me and the fellas were clowning him one day early on. He was on his way to meet her again and somebody asked what was up with Ms. Green Bangin’ Ass Body Mile:

“Man, is it that good that your ass is skipping classes and s**t ?”

“Fellas – she keeps putting that “CC” on me – sux and fux me til I feel about dead and when I wake up, it’s like I slept for 8 years. ”

“CC? What the hell is CC?”

“Coma Coochie – that COMA COOCHIE! “