The Official VSB Glossary
Ever come across a term or phrase in a VSB post (or comments) and not understand what the author meant? Well, we bring you the Official VSB Glossary to help you solve your VSB mystery. If there is something missing ont his page, feel free to hit us up with an email and we’ll explain/add it to the site.
Terms
2520: Code for refering to caucasians and sh*t. If said aloud, the 25th (w) and 20th (t) letters of the alphabet “y”-”t” sound almost exactly like “white.” First used on VSB by Sister T, we think this term originally derived from harold clemens blog, ghettouprising.
Blockamore: A woman who is only attractive from a block or more. (contributed by jarrod halsey)
Chick Logic: The thought process that a majority of women subscribe to that entails neither rational thought, history, or common sense. see also non-sense.
Diva dude: An epidemic unique to the Black community, the “diva dude” describes the annoying entitled mindset created in certain black men, developed after reading and hearing about the “good black male shortage” that’s supposedly sweeping through the country at a pandemic rate.
EB’s (evil b*tches): This term describes a particular type of toxic woman, who fits at least two of the following criteria:
1. they’ve physically fought another woman over a man
2. they’re not clinically depressed, and they don’t have eclectic teeth, but they never, ever smile.
3. they have ZERO female friends
4. they consistently refer to themselves in the third person, but it’s never tongue-in-cheek.
5. they’re completely unable to be shamed
Flatbackers: Women without booty (contributed by miss-t-lee)
Footer: A man with a giant wang
Light-Skinned point(s): 1) the additional attention that fairer skinned light skinned women receive over their darker-skinneded sisters whether or not their face actually warrants any attention at all. 2) the assumed increase in attractiveness laid before melanin deficient black women…whether or not their face actually warrants any attention at all.
Need more people: This line is derived from the poet laureate of my mp3 player, Jay-Z in “Takeover” regarding Mobb Deep: Then you dropped “Shook Ones,” switch your demeanor/ Well – we don’t believe you, you need more people. So basically it means you need some witnesses, some DNA, or something for anyone to believe your story…. (definition contributed by naturally alise)
nttawwt: Acronym for “Not that there’s anything wrong with that” in reference to gay/gayness/gay-like activities and originated on Seinfeld. Often used in parenthesis on VSB.
Shaking the ranch or Stirring mac and cheese: Originally from the champ’s now defunct d.theroyalyoungs.com, these terms refer to the sounds of good sex.(contributed by tzerai)
“Steel Jaws” – Refers to Rain Pryor and her very strong jaws that could chew steel (contributed by Luvvie)
Sunshine (noun) or Sunshined (verb): Derived from Lela Rochon’s character, Sunshine, in “Harlem Nights” where the lovin’ is so good, it’ll make a man call his wife and tell her he’s never coming home. This term is not gender specific so anyone can be sunshined.
Swamp donkey: Someone with unfortunate features. (contributed by V Renee)
T-shirt: Whenever a comment on vsb has such sagacity that it comes across like a slogan, its deemed “t-shirt” worthy. (from noted VSB historian WuDaMan)
The throat punch: A proper figurative or literal response to utter foolishness (contributed by monk)
VSB Glitter: Sparkly love for any VSB newbies. (definition contributed by pbg)
VSB Vampire Crew: The group of readers who are up at all kinds of unGodly hours waiting for the moment when the new post for the next day pops up! They are the reason why there are hundreds of posts by the time most of you get to work to readthe new post for the day. (contributed by Shatani)
Welcome Committee: These are the ladies and gentlemen that pop up to welcome our de-lurkers into the fold. It usually consists of glitter, diva dust (or homemade confetti and giant bows that somehow hit people square in the forehead when the substitue committe has to handle things….they are understaffed!), addition of one’s name to the prayer list in the cubicle and the promise of an omlette (which will never come). (contributed by Shatani)
Where Our Favorite CP3 Wears a B-Cup: The infamous and original tagline of VSB.