Comments on: Gangstas Don’t Dance, They Boogie.

By: LBC

LBC — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 08:30:30 +0000

Whoever said gangstas don’t ride bikes doesn’t know gangstas. They ain’t got no cars.

Real gangstas don’t take no medicine tho. You never hear no gangsta say he can’t be drinkin a 40 becuz it’ll interfere with his antibiotics

By: Ambra Nykol

Ambra Nykol — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 19:58:54 +0000

I see you resurrected and updated this, my very favorite post from the defunct Panama’s Propositions! To this day, I forward that old post to all my friends. It’s hilarious and a classic and needs to be distributed to all rappers on major record labels.

That is all.

By: The Truth

The Truth — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 14:28:22 +0000

@PrincesMo,

Gangsta’s can choose homies over hoes. They just have to drop a “pause” or a “no homo” after making said decision.

By: J-Biggs

J-Biggs — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 03:45:00 +0000

Gangstas don’t drink milk.

By: DurrrtyDiana

DurrrtyDiana — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 16:13:05 +0000

This is too funny. I’m a self-professed G, and I do all of the things listed above. And I refer to my homegirls as goons too. What you got to say about that?

But, I will say this, gangstas don’t set alarm clocks before bedtime. The day begins and the streets open when they wake up, not when some electronic device tells them it’s time!

By: klysha

klysha — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 14:14:30 +0000

@N.I.A. localtwitterontheones…., to go to college you have to do well on the SAT/ACT…that ain’t gangsta!!!! LMAO a friend of mine and I made that observation while we were in college….we would see dudes trying to look gangsta sitting out on the yard….

By: ladyb

ladyb — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 09:24:33 +0000

@champ, i woke up hungry a while ago and i remembered this thug i was in “<3″ with in middle school. by the time i finished college, he was done with juvie and the marines. we reconnected and he came to my parents’ house and cooked breakfast – only he insisted in using the government cheese my grandma likes to send us (she claims she can’t eat all that cheese). hers was land-o-lakes, which, ironically, was the most expensive sliced cheese in the grocery store…

back to the story.

the (breakfast related) things that man could do with government cheese were amazing – those eggs and grits were off da chain! he cut the cheese into small ass squares so it actually melted all up in the food – yummy!

unfortunately, he went back to jail shortly thereafter.

By: shatani

shatani — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 03:25:52 +0000

@mssmtaylor,

that is NOT gangsta!! (ps. thats the first time ive ever seen this stanky leg business) here are just a few of the ways in which that is not gangsta…

1. gangstas dont dance. established.
2. gangstas sho nuff dont dance with each other
3. gangstas dont dance with each other on camera on them innanets
4. gangstas hips is for holdin that piece, NOT gyratin to the beat
5. gangstas dont get low unless shots have been fired

By: temps

temps — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 03:23:03 +0000

@Gem is DTM, Interesting this is akin to the “NYC hustla” (mid 80′s to the late 90′s) look brothers was damn serious about their look, creased denim..yea thats some young hustla shit right there!!

By: temps

temps — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 03:19:45 +0000

@N.I.A. localtwitterontheones…., when in shcool in upstate NY I went to school with a Crip-wore his blue-sold his weed and was doing term papers!!!