Friday Fun: Stay In Your Lane and Scream

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Every so often you come across videos that are so hilarious you have to share them with the masses. Today is one of those days. Courtesy of the homey @misspublicity, I was introduced to Top Rope Zeus and this hilarious video about staying in your lane.

I wish I had more to write, but the truth is I don’t. This video is everything all by itself.

And theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen is this other sh*t that is the realest sh*t I never spoke. This video encapsulates so much of how us men feel in relationships. Basically, real n*gga talkin’, shut the f*ck up ho. Courtesy of the homeys from Dormtainment, a hilarious troupe of cats who need much more shine than they currently have…

 

Enjoy.

-VSB P aka THE ARSONIST aka MR. I AIN’T REALLY WRITE SH*T aka GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRL HE A 3

454 thoughts on “Friday Fun: Stay In Your Lane and Scream”

  1. “Babe you ok?”
    I have asked thus too many times this week. Time for me to tell Love sorry. Where was this last friday??
    Hilarious but so true. Except when I say Idc where we eat I really dont care.

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  3. Thanks for sharing. Hump Day romance was HILARIOUS. Relationship Screams was okay but I got tired of hearing the guy scream (and just an observation, alliance was spelled wrong)

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  4. Hump day romance makes me think of my real life situation…. My guy friend doesn’t want to be in the friend zone. I keep having to tell him to stay in his lane and it is becoming increasingly annoying.

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  5. Off topic but was yesterday a record for blocking two people from commenting in one day? I heart you guys and the blocks. “I ain’t got time for that!” *Chuckles to self*

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    • Also, I was out getting my taxes done (Note to the Internal Revenue Service: Eat a bowl of d*cks!) and I wasn’t able to post. So I came home later that day and noticed TWO PEOPLE were banned.

      I’ve been on VSB for a year and I saw three people get banned since I’ve been here. I have a feeling there may be a couple more, but I’m not saying any more than that.

      *sips tea*

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  7. OMG… how weird is this? I just watched the first video tonight AND posted on my FB to all my cool peeps. I thought it was so f’n funny I watched it at least three times! The second one is cute too. :) I think tho some of the women need to start making more videos about dudes, like Gem’s diva dudes one. Y’all have issues too that drive us women i.n.s.a.n.e. And, then y’all turn right around and L.A.U.G.H. about it. You know you do. Stop laughing! Ugh.

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      • I could only get to #2, then I had to turn it off. Got annoying too quick. He seems like he knows how to keep a man. *Rolls eyes and sarcastically snickers*

        #2: Compliment you man? Why is he so concerned about getting a compliment. See! See! Men say wen domt listen. Well men dont understand what a women doesn’t say. Men don’t understand context clues. If a girl (or several) is not complimenting you, then you should look at yourself and ask if your worth complimenting right now. And usually men aren’t bc they always on in sweats/basketball shorts and a wife beater. (yes I am generalizing of course)

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        • “men dont understand what a women doesn’t say. Men don’t understand context clues.”

          TRUTH!!! For instance, if I don’t tell a man he’s looking fine and he knows he’s looking fine and I’m LOOKING at him like he’s looking fine, why I gotta say it?! HE SHOULD KNOW! I’M GIVING YOU THAT LOOK. smdh

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          • lovely lady ~

            tho we as women have brains designed to pick up the most subtle of nuances, men are just .. well, they dont .. well, i’m learning it’s better to just say what i mean than expect them to get it. or drop it altogether.

            what did i read somewhere ? something like women’s brains have 13 centers for communication while men have like 7. i try to remember this, i mean i forget all the time, but for me there is a couple of up shots for us.

            men can teach women how to be direct so we communicate effectively with them. at the same time we can continue to read all these things men don’t want us to know they are thinking or feeling, which gives us a lot of power if we use it very very carefully.

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            • “women’s brains have 13 centers for communication while men have like 7″

              Wow! LOL… no wonder… oh never mind. As for directness, I am a pretty direct person. In fact, I’ve been told I need to learn to dance a lil more. Damn that. When I need someone to do something or I need something, I make my self very clear. No ambiguity here. Most men comment they like that about me. It’s the women I have problems with. Don’t get me wrong. I’m not mean with my verbiage, I just don’t sugar coat my message. Sigh.

              And, esa, there was something you wrote the other day that I meant to reply to, but I wasn’t able at the time. I’ve been thinking about how ‘we’ view our cities and people within them. I think we view the collective as a certain way and the collection of people IN our lives another. Don’t know if that makes much sense now, but I was just re-thinking that convo.

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              • (smile)

                yes, i see you as direct and i admire this. i only wrote in response to your CAPS because i feel your frustration and my inner Virgo likes to be helpful ~*~

                and, yes, i agree there are layers to experience and to perspective, and what we see around us, both publicly and privately, resonates in different ways. i’ve become very sensitive to the way in which cultural myths fail us, and i feel a need to address it, if only to fulfill my calling as an iconoclast ~*~

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            • You’re right, women are designed to pick up on the most subtle of nuances. Leads to a little issue called type 2 error in statistics. Sometime the nuance is so subtle that they don’t actually exist, other times you run intricate and varried scenarios in your heads about something as small as a change in deodorant and get mad at the person for what he said in the one sided argument you just had in your head….

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            • @esa: I have tried directness. They don’t get that either. I DON’T LIKE YOU LIKE THAT. I DON’T WANT TO DATE YOU. In the back of a guys head, they always think they have a chance. “She says no now but wait until…..” It’s the Steve Urkel Syndrome. Until you wake up as Stephon Ur-kel, we don’t move past the friend zone (and I’m not talm bout friends with benefits…Straight platonic homie).

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              • yes, you are absolutely right. there are some men who just wont listen and it is not only frustrating, it is creeeepy as all get out.

                but .. umm .. i was once a lady who did not listen and was convinced i could bend steel rods with my will. and it worked with lesser men until i met a man who broke me of the unattractive habit of being single-minded to my own detriment.

                i have a weird empathy for the delusional. if only because i know how hard it will hurt when they crash back down to earth. self-humiliation is not a good look for anyone. (sigh)

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          • Because guessing wrong will have body parts floating in different rivers. Therefore, we wait until it’s safe. Trust me, every dude has a compliment-misread story that is horrifying. Imagine that if every time someone gave you a compliment, there was 20% chance that homeboy might show off his education at the Turner-Brown Institute for Interpersonal Relations? You’d be scared too.

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            • (giggle) this happens to me all the time. bad narcissist. thinking everything is about me. saying “thank you” to guys on the street who didnt say a word. ha ha ha. awwwwkward.

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          • Is it opposite day? Did I miss the memo? I would gladdly date both of you with the understanding that we do not have to verbally validate our respective feelings and/or opinions about how the other looks on a given day or in a certain outfit in a heart beat.

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            • NO Meech, you must always compliment the woman. Just don’t expect a compliment in return. LOL Just kidding.

              I actually hate when guys/a boyfriend compliment(s) me. It’s so superficial. If I am looking good today, chances are that I know it bc I am probably dressed up (or ovulating…women are most attractive when they are ovulating).

              Now, I will say that I thought it was sweet when a boyfriend complimented me when I was just in sweats and a t-shirt. It through me off guard bc I thought I looked bummy but he was sincere.

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    • “I think tho some of the women need to start making more videos about dudes, like Gem’s diva dudes one. Y’all have issues too that drive us women i.n.s.a.n.e. And, then y’all turn right around and L.A.U.G.H. about it. You know you do. Stop laughing! Ugh.”

      I will repeat this once again- who hurt you? LMAO!!

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      • Hi Mami,

        Yeah, well, I guess it was just that time (of the month). LOL Girl, I truly do not like to be that way with people. I absolutely abhor feeling like I have to check someone on their ignorance. You can’t say that I didn’t give warning that I was nearing that point. But, dammit, PJ appears to know me well enough to know that I just don’t pop off on anyone for stupid shyt. Couple that with some recent stresses in my personal life, and well, yeah… But, today is a new day and the present is a gift. :)

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    • I agree. The problem with the videos I have seen by women doing them is that they’re not very funny. They’re supposed to be funny, but they aren’t. Champ looks for them sh*ts all the time and we look and are like…eh…I get why its supposed to be funny, but it aint.

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  8. First, I would like to take this opportunity to thank the management at VSB for changing the comments! It was so frustrating in the mornings not to be able to read the comments after the first 20.

    ‘preciate it! :-)

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  9. Adonis and Chameleonic. I’m actually kinda upset too. Because when ever someone gets blocked, I always miss it. Like, I catch the events when they start to spiral out of control, but I always end up missing those final few comments they made which prompted the Ban Hammer.

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  10. Man, I shared the first vid on my page yesterday. Hilarious and SO on point. As for as Dormtainment, I’ve been watching their videos for the last 2 weeks. Those guys are seriously slept on and once they really hit the scene they’re gonna be BIG. If you think relationship screams was funny, this vid on Groupies will kill you off! — http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooukID3dtvE
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    and the invisible dancing girlfriend — http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYe6bMCovCE
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