Pop Culture, Theory & Essay

Friday Fun: Stay In Your Lane and Scream

Every so often you come across videos that are so hilarious you have to share them with the masses. Today is one of those days. Courtesy of the homey @misspublicity, I was introduced to Top Rope Zeus and this hilarious video about staying in your lane.

I wish I had more to write, but the truth is I don’t. This video is everything all by itself.

And theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen is this other sh*t that is the realest sh*t I never spoke. This video encapsulates so much of how us men feel in relationships. Basically, real n*gga talkin’, shut the f*ck up ho. Courtesy of the homeys from Dormtainment, a hilarious troupe of cats who need much more shine than they currently have…

 

Enjoy.

-VSB P aka THE ARSONIST aka MR. I AIN’T REALLY WRITE SH*T aka GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRL HE A 3

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Panama Jackson is pretty fly for a light guy. He used to ship his frito to Tito in the District, but shipping prices increased so he moved there to save money. When he's not saving humanity with his words or making music with his mouth, you can find him at your mama's mama's house drinking her fine liquors. Most importantly, he believes the children are our future.

  • Toria

    “Babe you ok?”
    I have asked thus too many times this week. Time for me to tell Love sorry. Where was this last friday??
    Hilarious but so true. Except when I say Idc where we eat I really dont care.

    • Breezy

      Stop asking him if he is ok!!!

      • Toria

        I did, but I can’t help being worried. Deployment will do that. I know it annoys him though so I’m trying hard not to.

        • Breezy

          Girl ignore him and I bet he will get right in a hot minute. Go down thread and read the little exchange between Nilla and I. Trust me…its the truth.

          • Toria

            You’re right!!! :)

  • Mr SoBo – OpinionatedMale.com

    That first video is absolutely well done and hilarious as fcuk.
    Wow.
    lol.

    • Geneva Girl

      +1

    • Marshal

      The first video had me choking on my oatmeal just now, lmbo

    • http://dopereads.com DopeReads.com

      I actually thought it was kinda meh…and a bit too long.

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

      yeah that joint is dopesauce

    • Todd

      I saw it earlier, but I’m just commenting now. Very well done. Now if only people would get the message. :)

  • GypsyCurl

    Thanks for sharing. Hump Day romance was HILARIOUS. Relationship Screams was okay but I got tired of hearing the guy scream (and just an observation, alliance was spelled wrong)

  • GypsyCurl

    Hump day romance makes me think of my real life situation…. My guy friend doesn’t want to be in the friend zone. I keep having to tell him to stay in his lane and it is becoming increasingly annoying.

    • nillalatte

      There you go! Make a video about this. See, guys. Ugh. ;)

      • GypsyCurl

        If only I was that creative (and had a video recorder)

    • http://commentarybyvalentina.wordpress.com Val

      Try reverse psychology. Change it up and act like you want a super commitment from him. He’s likely to run for the hills.

      • nillalatte

        Playa. LOL

        • http://commentarybyvalentina.wordpress.com Val

          Nah, I just crush a lot. :-)

          • Charcoal Burnt Brother Lover

            Hiya!

            *waving*!! It’s friday. So excited. You should know why.

            -I didn’t know you are that suave, Val?! Uh oh. look at ya.

            • Breezy

              Hi MAMI…Hey VAL!!!

              • http://commentarybyvalentina.wordpress.com Val

                *waving*

                Hiya, AM!

                Hiya, Breezy!

                :-)

              • Charcoal Burnt Brother Lover

                Breezy Baby!!!

      • GypsyCurl

        Won’t work bc he thinks I am the woman he should marry and have some ugly Lil kids with.

        • nillalatte

          “have some ugly Lil kids with”

          LMAOOOOOO!!! That kilt me.

          • GypsyCurl

            Nilla, inheritance is 50/50. I am 100% beautiful but I can only contribute so much. The guy has to have some goods genes too.

            • nillalatte

              ROTFLMAO… dead and gone.

            • nillalatte

              And, I’m laughing about dude and your adamant ‘ugly’ statement… lol

            • Charcoal Burnt Brother Lover

              @GypsyCurl

              Girrrrrl, I KNOW watchutalkin bout. Just friendzone him for the benefit of your future seeds, they gon thank you later. LAWD. Please keep up the good work.

              I’m the queen of ugly, BUT when it crosses over to the FUGLY threshold, YO. ah, ah….I ain’t Jesus on a charity mission.

              • Third Of August

                Ain’t no friend-zoning going on around here….lol

            • Charcoal Burnt Brother Lover

              *TEARS*!!

        • http://twitter.com/inomallday Shamira

          I am so dead. Lmao I cannot!

        • camilleblue

          Oh!! not the ugly kids!! LOL!!

      • Todd

        That’s dangerous though. It’s like the old saying. Be careful what you ask for, because you just might get it.

    • Breezy

      GypsyCurl, Nilla and MAMI: Friend zone does not work. That makes ninjas come at you even hard (in my experience). I got a “friend” now who the worst I act the more he is convinced that I AM THE ONE. I blocked him, unfriend him, don’t return calls, text, nothing and he STILL wont get a clue.

      Sigh…its always the ones you DONT WANT that want you. *shrugs*

      • nillalatte

        “its always the ones you DONT WANT that want you.”

        TRUE!!! OMG SO true! Can I just share because I’m a lil sneaky this way… this is how it was with me and my friend/lover. I had completely dismissed that our relationship was going anywhere. I viewed him COMPLETELY as a friend and nothing more. Damn if he didn’t start ramping up the advances and romance.

        So, what did I learn from that episode with him? Well, the same things I learned with other men. Start to dismiss them or show them little interest, but maintain openness with them, and they come to you like ants on candy. Some folks just try to hard. If they ain’t coming to me, I’m moving on.

        • Breezy

          YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is so true.

          *does pentecostal dance*

        • T.Q. Fuego

          “Start to dismiss them or show them little interest, but maintain openness with them, and they come to you like ants on candy.”

          It’s called scarcity bias. Both genders suffer from this as you may have already guessed

    • Sweet GA Brown

      *****That moment when your about to share a similar story but you told so many ppl about vsb that he may actually be reading these comments…..

      • Breezy

        *whispers to Sweet* this is why I tells no one about VSB…this is MY DAMN SPACE!

        • Yoles

          me too… i’m selfish… oh well

      • Em.

        1st rule: You do not talk about VSB. 2nd rule: You DO NOT talk about VSB.

        • Breezy

          3. You ARE allowed to have discuss topics from VSB WITHOUT mentioning VSB ever! Just pretend that you are THAT deep and thought of all that stuff ON YOUR OWN…why??? *Refer to Rules 1 and 2*

          • Sweet GA Brown

            You guys are funny but your right. I will remember these 3 very important rules.

          • http://missrosen.wordpress.com esa

            ohmagosh this is a brilliant solution. i am a stickler for attributions but then i get caught out there when i share some of the great things we discuss here. friends are like, “that’s brilliant, who said that?” and i’m like, “mmmmm”

            i dont want to blow up this spot. i’m happy to invite you into my life, but i dont want to bring people from my life over here. weird.

            • http://commentarybyvalentina.wordpress.com Val

              “…but i dont want to bring people from my life over here.”

              +1

              • nillalatte

                Me too. This is my ‘fun’ space. There are some of my homey’s that read here, but I don’t share with just any ole body.

          • Todd

            Hey, I do that all the time. If my wife ever finds out this site, well…I may be coming to a town near YOU! Just stash me somewhere where I can catch Knicks/Yankees/Jets/Rutgers games and a constant supply of healthy but yummy food (think Bobby Deen’s “Not My Mama’s Meals” for some guidance), and we’ll be good. :)

            • http://commentarybyvalentina.wordpress.com Val

              Oh yeah, Todd, you’d be up the creek if the wife found VSB.

            • Royale W. Cheese

              Yeaaaahhhh, sh*t would get pretty real.

        • YeahSo

          You so silly @Em.

        • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

          I’d like to thank all of you for the great promotions tactics. We’ll remember this at the VSB BBQ.

          • Breezy

            PJ, I laughed so hard at the promotion of the VSB sweaters this week. I was like these ninjas must be smoking that good stuff if they believe I will walk around in a sweater that will TELL everyone about my SECRET PLACE…..chileboo. Love you all but..yeah…no!

            • camilleblue

              lol

          • GypsyCurl

            PJ, remember how great facebook was when it was limited to college students and high school students and college students couldn’t friend high school students. You don’t want us to start saying “Remember when VSB….”

            • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

              what?? people already say that. lol.

              i said that yesterday.

              • GypsyCurl

                Well I am a new frequenter of VSB so I only know you now! :) and I likes!

          • LMNOP

            Next VSB BBQ should be at a top secret location.

      • GypsyCurl

        I can’t be identified by name alone. I’m safe.

        • http://commentarybyvalentina.wordpress.com Val

          Famous last words. Lol

  • GypsyCurl

    Off topic but was yesterday a record for blocking two people from commenting in one day? I heart you guys and the blocks. “I ain’t got time for that!” *Chuckles to self*

    • Mr SoBo – OpinionatedMale.com

      Two people got blocked from VSB yesterday?! What madness did i miss and who?

      • http://www.youtube.com/user/pervertedalchemist1?feature=mhee Perverted Alchemist

        Apparently it was Chameleonic and Adonis. I saw the Adonis one coming- and Chameleonic? Well, I don’t know on that one.

      • Think2Inspire

        The ticking time bomb known as Adonis and chamelonic (or however her name is spelled). I have no idea how this escalated but reading the comments from yesterday was hard. Hopefully the fun can continue with people who can communicate with sans attacking each other or a group.

        So let us enjoy Friday with the VSB Twerkaz, wings, nachos, and all that other sh!t people like.

      • GypsyCurl

        Some very entertaining madness. Two people [strike that...umm, how do I strike thru?] two trolls talking reckless and too emotional for the lighthearted banter that VSB is for. One girl troll (trolletta) and one boy (trollo).

        • http://www.youtube.com/user/pervertedalchemist1?feature=mhee Perverted Alchemist

          She got me when I saw she was a Beyoncé stan. I never thought I would see one in action.

          • Marshal

            so the one who’s name sounds like a Pokemon finally got banned??? I was wondering if she had the Pat Bucanhan Card where she got only so much space of being beligerence before it runs out

            • Sweet GA Brown

              Marshall, i think I know who you are talking about. But uh which female? Its a couple females that talk reckless in these parts.

              • Sweet GA Brown

                Ohhhhh. Well bless her heart….

              • T.Q. Fuego

                ” Its a couple females that talk reckless in these parts.”

                +1

              • Wild Cougar

                Edit. There are a couple of women who comment recklessly on this blog. Sorry. I couldn’t stand it

            • http://www.youtube.com/user/pervertedalchemist1?feature=mhee Perverted Alchemist

              Yeah, that was her. The inner b*tch came out within a two day bender.

              • Todd

                Yeah, she was crazy. And the other one came out as a full-blooded misogynist. Such dedication to his craft. LOL

                • Marshal

                  Oh, SBM will black him sooner or laer too. As for Miss Pokemon, you’d THINK she would have learned from being banned FROM SBM……..

                  • Marshal

                    *block

          • Angel Baby

            Right! That B stan stuff was a lil cray. I mean I like B too but ummmm….yeah LOL

            • http://www.youtube.com/user/pervertedalchemist1?feature=mhee Perverted Alchemist

              When her claws came out that day, I was like this:

              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_e08iD26Rj8

              • Charcoal Burnt Brother Lover

                LMAO!!!!

            • Royale W. Cheese

              First time I was ever called a basic b*tch. It was pretty exciting for me.

      • Rewind

        Yall think the shyte Cham typed on VSB was trippy…yall should see the emails she used to see me….could write a thesis on those muthafawkas.

        • Sweet GA Brown

          Sooooooo yall chatted via email…oohhhhhh.

          • Charcoal Burnt Brother Lover

            ooooooh sooooky soooky. This shid is about to get juicier than mangoes!!! :)

            • Rewind

              Nah, it was worse than soursop.

          • Rewind

            Something I sincerely regret doing..THAT B.I.T.C.H IS CRAZY.

        • Charcoal Burnt Brother Lover

          o_O!

        • camilleblue

          emails you say??…do tell…

          • Rewind

            I tried to be nice. Thought she had a good head on her shoulders but was depressed and frantic, so I let her know I remember being like that myself, and she could talk to me for advice if she wanted. That was fine at first, but then she started talking to me like I owed her money, and I realized she’s a f.u.c.king black hole of insecurity that wants some superhero to save her from her bat shytte bipolor ass. I wasn’t going to do that, so I stayed impartial. Then she got mad at me, and started making snide remarks here on VSB. I could have blown up her spot real easy, but I tried to be nice. Even right now, I’m still being nice when I could easily ether her ass into oblivion with the stuff she wrote.

            • Marshal

              You said a wahile back you didn’ twant to be That Guy anymore, so if you can don’t do it. She won’t be here to defend herself, albeit her “defense” might not be much at all. I have at least this smidgit of sympathy

              • Charcoal Burnt Brother Lover

                + a milli!

                Just don’t. Let it go.

                • Mr SoBo – OpinionatedMale.com

                  Yes. Let it go. Besides, aint nobody got time for that.

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

      we’ve only ever blocked 4 people in total…but 2 in one day…yes that would be a record.

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/pervertedalchemist1?feature=mhee Perverted Alchemist

    I only have one reaction to the video:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krD4hdGvGHM

    It kinda hits home for me. That Dormtainment video was my life in 1998.

    *Waves at {name redacted}*

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/pervertedalchemist1?feature=mhee Perverted Alchemist

      Also, I was out getting my taxes done (Note to the Internal Revenue Service: Eat a bowl of d*cks!) and I wasn’t able to post. So I came home later that day and noticed TWO PEOPLE were banned.

      I’ve been on VSB for a year and I saw three people get banned since I’ve been here. I have a feeling there may be a couple more, but I’m not saying any more than that.

      *sips tea*

      • http://commentarybyvalentina.wordpress.com Val

        What’s up, PA!

        Taxes?! Yikes. The only thing worse than taxes are student loans. You can get out of paying taxes if you try hard enough. But student loans are with you for life.

        • nillalatte

          Girl, the gubment is coming for me in the after life I have so much debt! smdh… and, then they want to offer a ‘forgiveness.’ But, you know what they don’t tell you? That you then have to pay taxes on that ‘forgiveness.’ Then you’ll be in deep shyt with the IRS. Ever owed the IRS?! OMG… it’s worse than paying the student loans. But, as we say in the souf… you can’t get blood out of a turnip. I’m gonna make them chase me all the way to hell. :D

          • http://commentarybyvalentina.wordpress.com Val

            Forgiveness? How did you get them to offer you forgiveness? I’d be the happiest of campers if they’d offer to forgive my loans.

          • http://www.youtube.com/user/pervertedalchemist1?feature=mhee Perverted Alchemist

            ” I’m gonna make them chase me all the way to hell.

            And knowing the IRS, they will do just that! Just know that if you die, they’re coming after your next of kin. They’re like hitmen- except they fight with pens, LOL!

            • nillalatte

              Nope. I’m making sure my estate (if there is one) when I pass is in a Trust. And, I’ve created specific instructions so my kids know exactly how to two step. Remember, blood out of a turnip! :D

        • http://www.youtube.com/user/pervertedalchemist1?feature=mhee Perverted Alchemist

          Val, they f*cked me with no vaseline, LMAO!!! It’s bad enough they took a lot of money from me when I started this new job last summer, but they also raped me on the return.

          Further adding insult to injury, the state of Alabama took my taxpaying upby a hundred dollars! So I repeat, the Internal Revenue Service can eat a bowl of d*ciks!

          On a brigher note, thanks to VSB for switching back to the old template. One of my computers wouldn’t allow me to post anything because it would scramble the post.

          • GypsyCurl

            The foolishness that is taxes makes me want to go out and have 4 babies by 6 different men. As a single childless but well educated women, the IRS rapes me and makes me report my tax free stipendas income.

            • http://www.youtube.com/user/pervertedalchemist1?feature=mhee Perverted Alchemist

              I was told by a H&R Block employee that the IRS shows no mercy to people who are childless and unmarried- and damn if she wasn’t lying!

              • kid video

                the IRS shows no mercy to people who are childless and unmarried

                Why does the world hate us…

                • http://www.youtube.com/user/pervertedalchemist1?feature=mhee Perverted Alchemist

                  Because we’re free to do what we want? I don’t know… *shrugs*

                  • Sweet GA Brown

                    Im not free. I just wish I could find a family and I will give then the stack full of taxes they take from me every month like I aint hurting. Folks in section 8 aint got no wirries when I pay them every month but I scamble to pay my own bills. Why am I being punished for being single with no children. I figured that should be a good thing for this economy.

                    • http://www.youtube.com/user/pervertedalchemist1?feature=mhee Perverted Alchemist

                      It’s a conspiracy!!!!

              • Todd

                Amen! I was amazed at how my taxes changed the second my daughter was born. I need to thank y’all childless ninjas for taking care of my daughter. What, you didn’t ask for it? Well, procreate motherf*cka! LOL

                • http://www.youtube.com/user/pervertedalchemist1?feature=mhee Perverted Alchemist

                  You ain’t funny *snickers*

                • Sweet GA Brown

                  But what will I do about my smooth skin that bares no stretch marks?? You want me to all of this us?

                  • Todd

                    Yep. And I don’t mind stretch marks, so long as they’re stretched in the right spots. :) Say what you will about my NSFW Tumblr, but it is accepting of all body types. :)

                  • Em.

                    Moisturize.

                • Royale W. Cheese

                  I don’t mind. I still come out with more disposable income per person (me). :) #oneup

              • Yoles

                every single year, yes every.single.year i owe thousands and go on a payment plan…i can’t catch up!! i swear Ivan Richard Samson aka “Uncle Sam” is like a man that molested you when you were a kid and wants to walk you down the aisle at your wedding years later… i suffer from loan PTSD :(

                • http://www.youtube.com/user/pervertedalchemist1?feature=mhee Perverted Alchemist

                  “i swear Ivan Richard Samson aka “Uncle Sam” is like a man that molested you when you were a kid and wants to walk you down the aisle at your wedding years later… ”

                  He’s on that R. Kelly, LMAO!!!

            • http://commentarybyvalentina.wordpress.com Val

              “…4 babies by 6 different men.”

              Lol.

          • http://commentarybyvalentina.wordpress.com Val

            @PA

            Yeah, don’t get me started on taxes and non-married status. That’s a whole can of worms for sure.

            • http://www.youtube.com/user/pervertedalchemist1?feature=mhee Perverted Alchemist

              The IRS- the pimp of the middle class.
              Yeah, I said it- now come3 and get me, ya bish *in Kendrick Lamar’s voice*

        • Tx10inch

          The only thing worse than taxes are student loans

          If you hate that golddiggin wh*re Sallie Mae, then you’ll love this — http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnGWEv5EY6E

          • mena

            My friend and I were just talking about this heffer last night.

          • http://commentarybyvalentina.wordpress.com Val

            Lol@Sallie Mae as your girlfriend

      • mena

        Same here. I left and came back and was like “what happened?”

        There was obviously some craziness bc I have seen PJ let a lot of comments slide. However the two that got blocked were just downright disrespectful with every single comment they made.

        • Sweet GA Brown

          Apparently he commented to me but I never got to see it. Oh well. I aint got time for that.

        • Todd

          What was that last thing that Adonis said? I know it was rough because camilleblu said something like “But Adonis, psychological abuse IS abuse”.

          • camilleblue

            Todd – he tried to say that he doesn’t condone physical violence (right after saying that he would come to your city to test your hands) – so he practices “psychological warfare” instead…and that is supposedly what he was doing to you…he was just way out of order…

  • nillalatte

    OMG… how weird is this? I just watched the first video tonight AND posted on my FB to all my cool peeps. I thought it was so f’n funny I watched it at least three times! The second one is cute too. :) I think tho some of the women need to start making more videos about dudes, like Gem’s diva dudes one. Y’all have issues too that drive us women i.n.s.a.n.e. And, then y’all turn right around and L.A.U.G.H. about it. You know you do. Stop laughing! Ugh.

    • nillalatte

      And, for whatever reason, I watched this.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYjePYCekqE

      It kind of made me upset. You know why? I don’t really know why, but it did. Why dudes think a woman ALWAYS trying to keep them?! Ugh. I guess I’m just in one of THOSE moods today. :|

      • GypsyCurl

        I could only get to #2, then I had to turn it off. Got annoying too quick. He seems like he knows how to keep a man. *Rolls eyes and sarcastically snickers*

        #2: Compliment you man? Why is he so concerned about getting a compliment. See! See! Men say wen domt listen. Well men dont understand what a women doesn’t say. Men don’t understand context clues. If a girl (or several) is not complimenting you, then you should look at yourself and ask if your worth complimenting right now. And usually men aren’t bc they always on in sweats/basketball shorts and a wife beater. (yes I am generalizing of course)

        • nillalatte

          “men dont understand what a women doesn’t say. Men don’t understand context clues.”

          TRUTH!!! For instance, if I don’t tell a man he’s looking fine and he knows he’s looking fine and I’m LOOKING at him like he’s looking fine, why I gotta say it?! HE SHOULD KNOW! I’M GIVING YOU THAT LOOK. smdh

          • http://missrosen.wordpress.com esa

            lovely lady ~

            tho we as women have brains designed to pick up the most subtle of nuances, men are just .. well, they dont .. well, i’m learning it’s better to just say what i mean than expect them to get it. or drop it altogether.

            what did i read somewhere ? something like women’s brains have 13 centers for communication while men have like 7. i try to remember this, i mean i forget all the time, but for me there is a couple of up shots for us.

            men can teach women how to be direct so we communicate effectively with them. at the same time we can continue to read all these things men don’t want us to know they are thinking or feeling, which gives us a lot of power if we use it very very carefully.

            • nillalatte

              “women’s brains have 13 centers for communication while men have like 7″

              Wow! LOL… no wonder… oh never mind. As for directness, I am a pretty direct person. In fact, I’ve been told I need to learn to dance a lil more. Damn that. When I need someone to do something or I need something, I make my self very clear. No ambiguity here. Most men comment they like that about me. It’s the women I have problems with. Don’t get me wrong. I’m not mean with my verbiage, I just don’t sugar coat my message. Sigh.

              And, esa, there was something you wrote the other day that I meant to reply to, but I wasn’t able at the time. I’ve been thinking about how ‘we’ view our cities and people within them. I think we view the collective as a certain way and the collection of people IN our lives another. Don’t know if that makes much sense now, but I was just re-thinking that convo.

              • http://missrosen.wordpress.com esa

                (smile)

                yes, i see you as direct and i admire this. i only wrote in response to your CAPS because i feel your frustration and my inner Virgo likes to be helpful ~*~

                and, yes, i agree there are layers to experience and to perspective, and what we see around us, both publicly and privately, resonates in different ways. i’ve become very sensitive to the way in which cultural myths fail us, and i feel a need to address it, if only to fulfill my calling as an iconoclast ~*~

            • Medium Meech

              You’re right, women are designed to pick up on the most subtle of nuances. Leads to a little issue called type 2 error in statistics. Sometime the nuance is so subtle that they don’t actually exist, other times you run intricate and varried scenarios in your heads about something as small as a change in deodorant and get mad at the person for what he said in the one sided argument you just had in your head….

              • YeahSo

                Lol… can someone please block Meech?

              • http://missrosen.wordpress.com esa

                story.of.my.life

              • Medium Meech

                You didn’t say I was wrong, did ya?

            • GypsyCurl

              @esa: I have tried directness. They don’t get that either. I DON’T LIKE YOU LIKE THAT. I DON’T WANT TO DATE YOU. In the back of a guys head, they always think they have a chance. “She says no now but wait until…..” It’s the Steve Urkel Syndrome. Until you wake up as Stephon Ur-kel, we don’t move past the friend zone (and I’m not talm bout friends with benefits…Straight platonic homie).

              • http://missrosen.wordpress.com esa

                yes, you are absolutely right. there are some men who just wont listen and it is not only frustrating, it is creeeepy as all get out.

                but .. umm .. i was once a lady who did not listen and was convinced i could bend steel rods with my will. and it worked with lesser men until i met a man who broke me of the unattractive habit of being single-minded to my own detriment.

                i have a weird empathy for the delusional. if only because i know how hard it will hurt when they crash back down to earth. self-humiliation is not a good look for anyone. (sigh)

          • Todd

            Because guessing wrong will have body parts floating in different rivers. Therefore, we wait until it’s safe. Trust me, every dude has a compliment-misread story that is horrifying. Imagine that if every time someone gave you a compliment, there was 20% chance that homeboy might show off his education at the Turner-Brown Institute for Interpersonal Relations? You’d be scared too.

            • http://missrosen.wordpress.com esa

              (giggle) this happens to me all the time. bad narcissist. thinking everything is about me. saying “thank you” to guys on the street who didnt say a word. ha ha ha. awwwwkward.

          • Medium Meech

            Is it opposite day? Did I miss the memo? I would gladdly date both of you with the understanding that we do not have to verbally validate our respective feelings and/or opinions about how the other looks on a given day or in a certain outfit in a heart beat.

            • GypsyCurl

              NO Meech, you must always compliment the woman. Just don’t expect a compliment in return. LOL Just kidding.

              I actually hate when guys/a boyfriend compliment(s) me. It’s so superficial. If I am looking good today, chances are that I know it bc I am probably dressed up (or ovulating…women are most attractive when they are ovulating).

              Now, I will say that I thought it was sweet when a boyfriend complimented me when I was just in sweats and a t-shirt. It through me off guard bc I thought I looked bummy but he was sincere.

              • GypsyCurl

                *Threw* Dammit Autocorrection! (LOL Yeah right)

              • Medium Meech

                I hate insincerity on any level. Blame astrology. No need to add the gratuitous compliment package to your policy then. Along with the group rate discount you’re doing pretty well here.

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/pervertedalchemist1?feature=mhee Perverted Alchemist

      “I think tho some of the women need to start making more videos about dudes, like Gem’s diva dudes one. Y’all have issues too that drive us women i.n.s.a.n.e. And, then y’all turn right around and L.A.U.G.H. about it. You know you do. Stop laughing! Ugh.”

      I will repeat this once again- who hurt you? LMAO!!

    • Charcoal Burnt Brother Lover

      Queen, yesterday you was Bonquiqui’d on up. Shiiiid, I missed the action.

      • GypsyCurl

        +1 #rude

      • Breezy

        MAMI: Can you please give us summary of what went down? The topic was fun…where did it go wrong?

        • Sweet GA Brown

          It went down when the Super Saiyan went completely off topic and decided to go in on black women and how we need to reevaluate ourselves and hold ourselves accountable for not worshipping the ground he walks on because he earned that through his accomplishements. Oh yeah and although his mother was horrible, she has no impact on the way he treats women.

          • Yoles

            welp

          • Todd

            Oh yeah and although his mother was horrible, she has no impact on the way he treats women.

            The thing is that if you allow the gendered pronoun, type of parent and gender oriented towards to be swapped out, you could describe a third of the dating market. LOL

            • http://www.youtube.com/user/pervertedalchemist1?feature=mhee Perverted Alchemist

              *shots fired*

              • Wild Cougar

                How’s that?

      • nillalatte

        Hi Mami,

        Yeah, well, I guess it was just that time (of the month). LOL Girl, I truly do not like to be that way with people. I absolutely abhor feeling like I have to check someone on their ignorance. You can’t say that I didn’t give warning that I was nearing that point. But, dammit, PJ appears to know me well enough to know that I just don’t pop off on anyone for stupid shyt. Couple that with some recent stresses in my personal life, and well, yeah… But, today is a new day and the present is a gift. :)

        • Charcoal Burnt Brother Lover

          awww, e-hugs!!

          It’s the crimson tide effect.

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

      I agree. The problem with the videos I have seen by women doing them is that they’re not very funny. They’re supposed to be funny, but they aren’t. Champ looks for them sh*ts all the time and we look and are like…eh…I get why its supposed to be funny, but it aint.

    • SweetSass

      How about the blatant disrespect? This whole post today is ugh.

  • http://commentarybyvalentina.wordpress.com Val

    First, I would like to take this opportunity to thank the management at VSB for changing the comments! It was so frustrating in the mornings not to be able to read the comments after the first 20.

    ‘preciate it! :-)

    • nillalatte

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zbBzO2RdqM

      That and a lot of other issues, like paragraphs! This style seems better. :)

      • http://commentarybyvalentina.wordpress.com Val

        Yep, paragraphs and links.

        • http://www.youtube.com/user/pervertedalchemist1?feature=mhee Perverted Alchemist

          And time stamps- don’t forget the time stamps. Kema and Mena won’t let us forget it!

          • nillalatte

            Agreed. The time stamps are awesome.

          • Kema

            YES!!!!!!!

          • mena

            You ALWAYS calling me out. :-).

            • http://www.youtube.com/user/pervertedalchemist1?feature=mhee Perverted Alchemist

              Yeah…and? Like I said, you’re an instigator…

              • mena

                I am totally not! Where is the love PA?

                • http://www.youtube.com/user/pervertedalchemist1?feature=mhee Perverted Alchemist
                  • mena

                    Nice. :-)

                    As much as you like music, do you write songs, produce, play any instruments?

                    • http://www.youtube.com/user/pervertedalchemist1?feature=mhee Perverted Alchemist

                      I was a decent drummer and I took piano lessons when I was 11 or 12. I can hammer out a melodic structure, but I can’t play it outright. I used to play by ear, but I just lost interest because practicing and playing took way too much time and effort.

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

      It was frustrating us too. It wasn’t til they pissed off Liz – yesterday after I gave the order to ban – that she realied it and chagned the shit back.

    • Todd

      Agreed. Is this is what happens after 2 people were banned, maybe we need to sacrifice more people to the Internet gods. :)

    • LMNOP

      The new/ old comments aren’t letting me comment!

      boo.

      • LMNOP

        never mind

  • That Ugly Kid

    Adonis and Chameleonic. I’m actually kinda upset too. Because when ever someone gets blocked, I always miss it. Like, I catch the events when they start to spiral out of control, but I always end up missing those final few comments they made which prompted the Ban Hammer.

    • nillalatte

      Next time you need to make sure you sling your peen a lil better because she obviously needed more than you were willing to give! HA! :D

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

      to be clear…nobody saw the two comments that caused me to put out the LizSignal.

      • GypsyCurl

        No fair! Share, share! I’m nosey.

  • Tx10inch

    Man, I shared the first vid on my page yesterday. Hilarious and SO on point. As for as Dormtainment, I’ve been watching their videos for the last 2 weeks. Those guys are seriously slept on and once they really hit the scene they’re gonna be BIG. If you think relationship screams was funny, this vid on Groupies will kill you off! — http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooukID3dtvE

    and the invisible dancing girlfriend — http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYe6bMCovCE

    • GypsyCurl

      Ok those two were funnier than the one PJ uploaded but I didn’t bust any stitches. The invisible girl was only entertaining bc of the song. Also youtubers should leave outtakes to Martin and The Fresh Prince of Bel Air.

    • Mr SoBo – OpinionatedMale.com

      Dormtainment is the shizzneezy.

      They will get their break soon I’m sure. A couple favs.

      Guys Dont Understand
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9n1TSNTKw30

      Shake That azz on the internet
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQvuNjG9zzg

    • YeahSo

      While we giving much deserved props to the Dormtainment crew I just wanted to also shout out da “A” cause dats where dey… stay? Yeah!!! ATL b*iotches! :-D

      • YeahSo

        b*tches + biotches = b*iotches AKA a typo

      • Tx10inch

        I’m jealous. If I wasn’t in Houston, I’d live in ATL.

        • YeahSo

          “If I wasn’t in Houston, I’d live in ATL”
          *Looks at new avi*… no no no boo, don’t do that ;-)

          • Breezy

            *side eyes Yeahso….stomps off*

            • YeahSo

              Oh my bad Breezy… I ain’t know you were checkin fo’ The Inch like dat… my bad folk.
              -
              Folks before pokes all day! Bwhahaha
              -
              *slips Tx10 my number*

              • Breezy

                LMBO….I am just messing with you Yeahso…we haven’t had a cat fight in a minute :)

                • YeahSo

                  Oh I know… *eye roll*
                  -
                  lol

              • Tx10inch

                I believe Ice princess might e-shank u both….

                Speakin of which, da hell SHE been?

                • Breezy

                  TX..I know right!!! I miss the girls. She can have you doe…it aint that serious. Unless you still gat that baby oil…

                • YeahSo

                  I know where is she? I saw how close you (Tx10) and her were getting… so weird she disappeared like dat… *swallows key to basement where Ice is tied up*… Anyway!!! Nice avi :-)

                  • Tx10inch

                    Lol! *Puts on serious face, dials 911*