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Friday Fun: Seven Up, Three Down.

deceptionBack in the early days of VSB, we used to do this Friday Fun thing where The Champ and I would basically come up with some random yet entertaining way to pass the Friday.

Today we’re going to return to the glory days.

The Champ and I decided to do a little fact or fictioning.  What that means is that we’re going to play the guessing game.  We’re each going to provide you with 7 facts and 3 fictions.  But it doesn’t just stop there, we want everybody here to do the same.  We can call it “Getting To Know You 101″ VSB style.  Considering the posts from this week and how much personal information has been put out there, I figured what the hell, we might as well go balls to the wall.

Seven Truths and Three Lies About The Champ

1. he wears a pair of women’s eyeglasses roughly five days a week

2. he’s lived in pittsburgh, pa his entire life

3. of the last 5 women he dated before his current gf, 4 of them are married.

4. he hasn’t had an alcoholic beverage since august of 2005

5. not only has he never met panama in person, they’ve only spoken on
the phone roughly five times

6. he got some mean medulla from a dominican in italy (who may have
been a hooker) when he was 19 years old

7. he was once number 9 on sportcenter’s top ten plays of the week

8. he has six older sisters.

9. his close childhood friends know him as “beav” (short for “beaver”)

10. the only white woman he’s ever slept with just happened to be the
one to take his virginity and sh*t

Seven Truths and Three Lies about Panama Jackson

1.  I was actually shorter than my little sister until the summer between my 10th and 11th grade years when I grew 6 inches.  By the way, my little sister is 3 years younger than me.

2.  I’m clearly prone to nicknames, and all throughout high school, my nickname was Phife, named after Phife Dawg from A Tribe Called Quest because I was so short.

3.  I once told Roberta Flack to get over herself.

4.  I’ve never smoked anything in my entire life.

5.  At one point in my life, I was being groomed to become a preacher.

6.  My senior year of high school, two white chicks used to stroll the halls of my high school singing my name over and over again as my official theme music.  My girlfriend was very unhappy about this and threatened to whip their a*ses.

7.  Thru the course of my 4 years in college, I witnessed a murder,was an accessory to drug trafficking, and at one point had over $150K in cash in my possession.

8.  I once drove Erick Sermon of EPMD to pick up his car from being serviced because he couldn’t find anybody else to take him.

9.  I’ve never been to a professional sporting event of any kind.  I have also never been to a D-I college sporting event of any kind despite attending a D-I major state school that is always nationally ranked in basketball and football for graduate school.

10. There is a drink named after me on a menu at a popular restaurant in DC.

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Okay, friends, which one’s are true and which one’s are false?  And let’s hear what you have.

The floor is now open.

-VSB P aka THE ARONIST aka A SCHOLAR AND A 3 and THE CHAMP

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Panama Jackson

Panama Jackson is pretty fly for a light guy. He used to ship his frito to Tito in the District, but shipping prices increased so he moved there to save money. When he's not saving humanity with his words or making music with his mouth, you can find him at your mama's mama's house drinking her fine liquors. Most importantly, he believes the children are our future.

  • http://lizburr.com Liz

    Damn it. How is it I can easily identify The Champ’s 3 lies, but I can’t identify yours, P? LOL. Clearly, I don’t know you well enough, BFF.

    • http://www.myspace.com/thagrindaholic BLUNTBLAZER

      @Liz,
      where is ur list ms thangy?

      • http://twitter.com/WuDaMan WuDaMan

        @BLUNTBLAZER,

        yeah spill it Lizzard.

      • http://twitter.com/WuDaMan WuDaMan

        @BLUNTBLAZER,

        yeah spill it Lizzard.

      • http://www.sistersoundoff.blogspot.com Cheekie

        @BLUNTBLAZER,

        Co-signs this question as if it’s NOT a recession.

        • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

          @Cheekie,

          “Co-signs this question as if it’s NOT a recession.”

          ***nodding head and sh*t***

        • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

          @Cheekie,

          “Co-signs this question as if it’s NOT a recession.”

          ***nodding head and sh*t***

      • http://www.sistersoundoff.blogspot.com Cheekie

        @BLUNTBLAZER,

        Co-signs this question as if it’s NOT a recession.

    • http://www.myspace.com/thagrindaholic BLUNTBLAZER

      @Liz,
      where is ur list ms thangy?

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

      @Liz, you officially suck. LOL. But, I intentionally threw out facts that not many folks would know.

      I’m a G like that strapped with hit hard tactics.

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

      @Liz, you officially suck. LOL. But, I intentionally threw out facts that not many folks would know.

      I’m a G like that strapped with hit hard tactics.

  • http://lizburr.com Liz

    Damn it. How is it I can easily identify The Champ’s 3 lies, but I can’t identify yours, P? LOL. Clearly, I don’t know you well enough, BFF.

  • overit?

    5. At one point in my life, I was being groomed to become a preacher.

    why do i feel this is true?? lol. so my guess for panama is 6,7 and 3 are wrong.

    6. he got some mean medulla from a dominican in italy (who may have
    been a hooker) when he was 19 years old

    not only is this bs, but champ made it up. so,1,4 and 8 are wrong.

    • overit?

      @overit?, wait, i think he does wear womens glasses. your first could not have been white, black women are the banginest! but maybe she was. da*nit, i dont know.

      • http://www.myspace.com/thagrindaholic BLUNTBLAZER

        @overit?,
        i hope that ninja dont wear female anythang 1 day a week lol

      • http://www.myspace.com/thagrindaholic BLUNTBLAZER

        @overit?,
        i hope that ninja dont wear female anythang 1 day a week lol

    • overit?

      @overit?, wait, i think he does wear womens glasses. your first could not have been white, black women are the banginest! but maybe she was. da*nit, i dont know.

    • Miss Patterson

      @overit?, where’s your list, playah?

    • Miss Patterson

      @overit?, where’s your list, playah?

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

      @overit?, you got one of 1 of 3 right. I’m not gonna just put it all out there off the first go round. LOL. But you are right too, I was being groomed to be a preacher.

      Pastor P was heavy up into the church in high school.

      Then I started reading.

      • http://stuffghettopeoplelike.wordpress.com Stuff Ghetto People Like

        @Panama Jackson,

        Pastor P was heavy up into the church in high school.

        Then I started reading.

        Reading is a great get-out-of-jail-free card.

      • http://stuffghettopeoplelike.wordpress.com Stuff Ghetto People Like

        @Panama Jackson,

        Pastor P was heavy up into the church in high school.

        Then I started reading.

        Reading is a great get-out-of-jail-free card.

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

      @overit?, you got one of 1 of 3 right. I’m not gonna just put it all out there off the first go round. LOL. But you are right too, I was being groomed to be a preacher.

      Pastor P was heavy up into the church in high school.

      Then I started reading.

    • http://www.sistersoundoff.blogspot.com Cheekie

      @overit?,

      “5. At one point in my life, I was being groomed to become a preacher.

      why do i feel this is true?? ”

      So, did I. I didn’t even hesitate in thinking that was true. lol Does Panama got a reverend vibe? I can’t put my finger on why I figured it was true…

    • http://www.sistersoundoff.blogspot.com Cheekie

      @overit?,

      “5. At one point in my life, I was being groomed to become a preacher.

      why do i feel this is true?? ”

      So, did I. I didn’t even hesitate in thinking that was true. lol Does Panama got a reverend vibe? I can’t put my finger on why I figured it was true…

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      @overit?,

      damn, lol. way to get em all on the first try and sh*t.

      btw, bs deez

      • overit?

        @The Champ, lol. i know you champ! my e-perceptions are strong. i’m like the vsb rafiki

        new vss: “you knew champ?”
        overitrafiki: “correckshon, i know champale”

        lmao!

        • http://www.sistersoundoff.blogspot.com Cheekie

          @overit?,

          You win a life for this comment because Rafiki was my fave character from my fave Disney movie.

          • overit?

            @Cheekie, yayyyy!!!!!!

          • overit?

            @Cheekie, yayyyy!!!!!!

        • http://www.sistersoundoff.blogspot.com Cheekie

          @overit?,

          You win a life for this comment because Rafiki was my fave character from my fave Disney movie.

      • overit?

        @The Champ, lol. i know you champ! my e-perceptions are strong. i’m like the vsb rafiki

        new vss: “you knew champ?”
        overitrafiki: “correckshon, i know champale”

        lmao!

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      @overit?,

      damn, lol. way to get em all on the first try and sh*t.

      btw, bs deez

  • overit?

    5. At one point in my life, I was being groomed to become a preacher.

    why do i feel this is true?? lol. so my guess for panama is 6,7 and 3 are wrong.

    6. he got some mean medulla from a dominican in italy (who may have
    been a hooker) when he was 19 years old

    not only is this bs, but champ made it up. so,1,4 and 8 are wrong.

  • Miss Patterson

    hmmm…here are my guesses: panama’s 3 lies are- 3, 6, and 9
    champ’s three lies are- 4, 8 and 10. am i right? do i get a gold star or a t-shirt or something, if i’m right?

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

      @Miss Patterson, well since you’re not right i guess it doesn’t matter now does it?

      you got 1 out of 3 right on me. Since you and overit pegged it, you’re right. I never did tell Roberta Flack to get over herself. I really WANTED too, but I decided that my saying that to her might put the owner of the club in a bad position since we had her there fro a few nights.

      I did say some very mean things about her behind her back tho. hiss!

      • Miss Patterson

        @Panama Jackson, hiss is right. dangit. back to the drawing board. I’m submitting 7 and 8 as lies for you pj. and also, i’m changing my champ lies to 2, 4, and 10. huge oversight last night. although #8 still sounds like a lie to me. dangit.

        • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

          @Miss Patterson,

          you’re 66 percent right and sh*t

          • Miss Patterson

            @The Champ, 66% right? i think you need more people. are you not counting college as a place you “lived”? and i could’ve sworn you mentioned in a post a long time ago that you also had relations with a 2520 that made you dance. so, the *only* white woman…me no know.

          • Miss Patterson

            @The Champ, 66% right? i think you need more people. are you not counting college as a place you “lived”? and i could’ve sworn you mentioned in a post a long time ago that you also had relations with a 2520 that made you dance. so, the *only* white woman…me no know.

        • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

          @Miss Patterson,

          you’re 66 percent right and sh*t

      • Miss Patterson

        @Panama Jackson, hiss is right. dangit. back to the drawing board. I’m submitting 7 and 8 as lies for you pj. and also, i’m changing my champ lies to 2, 4, and 10. huge oversight last night. although #8 still sounds like a lie to me. dangit.

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

      @Miss Patterson, well since you’re not right i guess it doesn’t matter now does it?

      you got 1 out of 3 right on me. Since you and overit pegged it, you’re right. I never did tell Roberta Flack to get over herself. I really WANTED too, but I decided that my saying that to her might put the owner of the club in a bad position since we had her there fro a few nights.

      I did say some very mean things about her behind her back tho. hiss!

  • Miss Patterson

    hmmm…here are my guesses: panama’s 3 lies are- 3, 6, and 9
    champ’s three lies are- 4, 8 and 10. am i right? do i get a gold star or a t-shirt or something, if i’m right?

  • http://www.satyasslant.blogspot.com Satya

    Champ’s lies are 1,4, and 6… maybe?
    Panama’s are 7,8, 3?

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

      @Satya, you got 3 right. funny, folks just do not see my taking shots at Roberta Flack, huh. now i wish i had.

      you also got one other one right.

      but, i’ll never tell (until i do).

      • V Renee

        @Panama Jackson,

        but, i’ll never tell (until i do). .

        The Office??

      • V Renee

        @Panama Jackson,

        but, i’ll never tell (until i do). .

        The Office??

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

      @Satya, you got 3 right. funny, folks just do not see my taking shots at Roberta Flack, huh. now i wish i had.

      you also got one other one right.

      but, i’ll never tell (until i do).

  • http://www.satyasslant.blogspot.com Satya

    Champ’s lies are 1,4, and 6… maybe?
    Panama’s are 7,8, 3?

  • AshleyNeicole

    I haven’t been following you guys long enough to make any legitimate hypotheses so this is guessing. For Champ I’m gonna say 3, 5 and 10. For VSB P I’m gonna say 8, 9 and 10. If I win, I would like $50 in dimes mailed to my address, thanks.

    Since I haven’t been around long, I think I won’t post any of mine and just take a stab at other people’s lists.

    • AshleyNeicole

      @AshleyNeicole,

      Ok I’m gonna post a list anyway:

      1. I had my son at the age of 14.

      2. I had an obsession with Chris Brown when he first came out as an artist.

      3. I worked with my mother and fully exploited the fact that she was “somebody” in the company.

      4. I crave Chinese food once every 3 weeks and when I do, I eat it for 2-3 days straight.

      5. I read about 3 books every 2 weeks.

      6. I was chased by a monkey that got loose at the local zoo.

      7. My father knows boxer Tommie Hearns and almost fought him over my mother.

      8. Non-fiction books are an obsession with me.

      9. As much as I tried to avoid Twitter, I fell into the trap and I’m on it all day, everyday.

      10. I didn’t get my driver’s license until I was 20.

      sheesh….mine are lame in comparison to you two.

      • http://www.tootsietalk.blogspot.com SmoothMvs

        @AshleyNeicole,

        Please tell me #6 is false!

      • http://www.tootsietalk.blogspot.com SmoothMvs

        @AshleyNeicole,

        Please tell me #6 is false!

      • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

        @AshleyNeicole, what is lame in the grand scheme of things tho? it’s just an l with -ame following it.

      • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

        @AshleyNeicole, what is lame in the grand scheme of things tho? it’s just an l with -ame following it.

      • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

        @AshleyNeicole,

        i’m going with 1, 6, and 7

      • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

        @AshleyNeicole,

        i’m going with 1, 6, and 7

      • http://freetherapyorelse.blogspot.com Sula

        @AshleyNeicole,

        I am going with 1, 8 and 10.

        am I right?

      • http://freetherapyorelse.blogspot.com Sula

        @AshleyNeicole,

        I am going with 1, 8 and 10.

        am I right?

    • AshleyNeicole

      @AshleyNeicole,

      Ok I’m gonna post a list anyway:

      1. I had my son at the age of 14.

      2. I had an obsession with Chris Brown when he first came out as an artist.

      3. I worked with my mother and fully exploited the fact that she was “somebody” in the company.

      4. I crave Chinese food once every 3 weeks and when I do, I eat it for 2-3 days straight.

      5. I read about 3 books every 2 weeks.

      6. I was chased by a monkey that got loose at the local zoo.

      7. My father knows boxer Tommie Hearns and almost fought him over my mother.

      8. Non-fiction books are an obsession with me.

      9. As much as I tried to avoid Twitter, I fell into the trap and I’m on it all day, everyday.

      10. I didn’t get my driver’s license until I was 20.

      sheesh….mine are lame in comparison to you two.

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

      @AshleyNeicole, dang…y’all are getting good at this. you pegged two of mine.

      and since i did it upthread, 8 is false.

      here’s the story: my oldest sister’s college roommate was dating Erick Sermon for a long time (i think they have a kid together too). she was also in the Freak Nasty video for Da Dip. anyway, one day dude needs a ride to pick up his car but can’t find ANYBODY to take him. so my sister, who’s at work, calls me and is like, can you run E to the shop to pick up his car? i’m like who the f*ck is E. she’s like Erick…T’s boyfriend. at this point i still have no clue who she’s talking about until dude calls me and the caller idea says Erick Sermon (no unlisted number…lol…guess he’s only but so famous) and im like, get the f*ck outta here…

      anyway, he’s like, your sister told me you can run me to the shop. i appreciate it. i’ll hit you back in an hour. well, turns out his girl came home and he got a ride from her. so i never did have to take him up.

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

      @AshleyNeicole, dang…y’all are getting good at this. you pegged two of mine.

      and since i did it upthread, 8 is false.

      here’s the story: my oldest sister’s college roommate was dating Erick Sermon for a long time (i think they have a kid together too). she was also in the Freak Nasty video for Da Dip. anyway, one day dude needs a ride to pick up his car but can’t find ANYBODY to take him. so my sister, who’s at work, calls me and is like, can you run E to the shop to pick up his car? i’m like who the f*ck is E. she’s like Erick…T’s boyfriend. at this point i still have no clue who she’s talking about until dude calls me and the caller idea says Erick Sermon (no unlisted number…lol…guess he’s only but so famous) and im like, get the f*ck outta here…

      anyway, he’s like, your sister told me you can run me to the shop. i appreciate it. i’ll hit you back in an hour. well, turns out his girl came home and he got a ride from her. so i never did have to take him up.

  • AshleyNeicole

    I haven’t been following you guys long enough to make any legitimate hypotheses so this is guessing. For Champ I’m gonna say 3, 5 and 10. For VSB P I’m gonna say 8, 9 and 10. If I win, I would like $50 in dimes mailed to my address, thanks.

    Since I haven’t been around long, I think I won’t post any of mine and just take a stab at other people’s lists.

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