Friday Fun: Seven Up, Three Down.

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deceptionBack in the early days of VSB, we used to do this Friday Fun thing where The Champ and I would basically come up with some random yet entertaining way to pass the Friday.

Today we’re going to return to the glory days.

The Champ and I decided to do a little fact or fictioning.  What that means is that we’re going to play the guessing game.  We’re each going to provide you with 7 facts and 3 fictions.  But it doesn’t just stop there, we want everybody here to do the same.  We can call it “Getting To Know You 101″ VSB style.  Considering the posts from this week and how much personal information has been put out there, I figured what the hell, we might as well go balls to the wall.

Seven Truths and Three Lies About The Champ

1. he wears a pair of women’s eyeglasses roughly five days a week

2. he’s lived in pittsburgh, pa his entire life

3. of the last 5 women he dated before his current gf, 4 of them are married.

4. he hasn’t had an alcoholic beverage since august of 2005

5. not only has he never met panama in person, they’ve only spoken on
the phone roughly five times

6. he got some mean medulla from a dominican in italy (who may have
been a hooker) when he was 19 years old

7. he was once number 9 on sportcenter’s top ten plays of the week

8. he has six older sisters.

9. his close childhood friends know him as “beav” (short for “beaver”)

10. the only white woman he’s ever slept with just happened to be the
one to take his virginity and sh*t

Seven Truths and Three Lies about Panama Jackson

1.  I was actually shorter than my little sister until the summer between my 10th and 11th grade years when I grew 6 inches.  By the way, my little sister is 3 years younger than me.

2.  I’m clearly prone to nicknames, and all throughout high school, my nickname was Phife, named after Phife Dawg from A Tribe Called Quest because I was so short.

3.  I once told Roberta Flack to get over herself.

4.  I’ve never smoked anything in my entire life.

5.  At one point in my life, I was being groomed to become a preacher.

6.  My senior year of high school, two white chicks used to stroll the halls of my high school singing my name over and over again as my official theme music.  My girlfriend was very unhappy about this and threatened to whip their a*ses.

7.  Thru the course of my 4 years in college, I witnessed a murder,was an accessory to drug trafficking, and at one point had over $150K in cash in my possession.

8.  I once drove Erick Sermon of EPMD to pick up his car from being serviced because he couldn’t find anybody else to take him.

9.  I’ve never been to a professional sporting event of any kind.  I have also never been to a D-I college sporting event of any kind despite attending a D-I major state school that is always nationally ranked in basketball and football for graduate school.

10. There is a drink named after me on a menu at a popular restaurant in DC.

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Okay, friends, which one’s are true and which one’s are false?  And let’s hear what you have.

The floor is now open.

-VSB P aka THE ARONIST aka A SCHOLAR AND A 3 and THE CHAMP

495 thoughts on “Friday Fun: Seven Up, Three Down.”

  1. Damn it. How is it I can easily identify The Champ’s 3 lies, but I can’t identify yours, P? LOL. Clearly, I don’t know you well enough, BFF.

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  2. 5. At one point in my life, I was being groomed to become a preacher.

    why do i feel this is true?? lol. so my guess for panama is 6,7 and 3 are wrong.

    6. he got some mean medulla from a dominican in italy (who may have
    been a hooker) when he was 19 years old

    not only is this bs, but champ made it up. so,1,4 and 8 are wrong.

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  3. hmmm…here are my guesses: panama’s 3 lies are- 3, 6, and 9
    champ’s three lies are- 4, 8 and 10. am i right? do i get a gold star or a t-shirt or something, if i’m right?

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    • @Miss Patterson, well since you’re not right i guess it doesn’t matter now does it?

      you got 1 out of 3 right on me. Since you and overit pegged it, you’re right. I never did tell Roberta Flack to get over herself. I really WANTED too, but I decided that my saying that to her might put the owner of the club in a bad position since we had her there fro a few nights.

      I did say some very mean things about her behind her back tho. hiss!

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      • @Panama Jackson, hiss is right. dangit. back to the drawing board. I’m submitting 7 and 8 as lies for you pj. and also, i’m changing my champ lies to 2, 4, and 10. huge oversight last night. although #8 still sounds like a lie to me. dangit.

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          • @The Champ, 66% right? i think you need more people. are you not counting college as a place you “lived”? and i could’ve sworn you mentioned in a post a long time ago that you also had relations with a 2520 that made you dance. so, the *only* white woman…me no know.

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  5. I haven’t been following you guys long enough to make any legitimate hypotheses so this is guessing. For Champ I’m gonna say 3, 5 and 10. For VSB P I’m gonna say 8, 9 and 10. If I win, I would like $50 in dimes mailed to my address, thanks.

    Since I haven’t been around long, I think I won’t post any of mine and just take a stab at other people’s lists.

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    • @AshleyNeicole,

      Ok I’m gonna post a list anyway:

      1. I had my son at the age of 14.

      2. I had an obsession with Chris Brown when he first came out as an artist.

      3. I worked with my mother and fully exploited the fact that she was “somebody” in the company.

      4. I crave Chinese food once every 3 weeks and when I do, I eat it for 2-3 days straight.

      5. I read about 3 books every 2 weeks.

      6. I was chased by a monkey that got loose at the local zoo.

      7. My father knows boxer Tommie Hearns and almost fought him over my mother.

      8. Non-fiction books are an obsession with me.

      9. As much as I tried to avoid Twitter, I fell into the trap and I’m on it all day, everyday.

      10. I didn’t get my driver’s license until I was 20.

      sheesh….mine are lame in comparison to you two.

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    • @AshleyNeicole, dang…y’all are getting good at this. you pegged two of mine.

      and since i did it upthread, 8 is false.

      here’s the story: my oldest sister’s college roommate was dating Erick Sermon for a long time (i think they have a kid together too). she was also in the Freak Nasty video for Da Dip. anyway, one day dude needs a ride to pick up his car but can’t find ANYBODY to take him. so my sister, who’s at work, calls me and is like, can you run E to the shop to pick up his car? i’m like who the f*ck is E. she’s like Erick…T’s boyfriend. at this point i still have no clue who she’s talking about until dude calls me and the caller idea says Erick Sermon (no unlisted number…lol…guess he’s only but so famous) and im like, get the f*ck outta here…

      anyway, he’s like, your sister told me you can run me to the shop. i appreciate it. i’ll hit you back in an hour. well, turns out his girl came home and he got a ride from her. so i never did have to take him up.

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  6. Seven of these are true, 3 of these are false…
    1. I have two former fiances
    2. One of my nicknames has the word potato in it
    3. I once cursed out Terry McMillan when I thought she was hitting on my man
    4. I paid for grad school by writing a Red Shoe Diary episode for Showtime
    5. My favorite color is pink
    6. I had an NFL hall-of-famer ask to set his drink on my chest
    7. I was lead soprano in the church choir
    8. I was grounded for sneaking the soundtrack to Purple Rain into my house
    9. I accidentally caused Jazzy Jeff to trip and fall behind stage at a Fresh Prince concert, causing him to go to the hospital and 16,000 to need refunds.
    10. The only real physical altercation I ever got into involved a Louis Vuitton purse and black V-neck sweater

    Since I am new to your blog, I cannot hazard a guess as to what is true or false with you guys. What I do know is that I’d put nothing past you.

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  7. Hmm,from being on vsb for a while, I could identify a majority of the truths off break.I’m gonna sleep on it and find the rest tomorrow, lmao.

    Here’s mine:

    1.I’ve seen a person die.
    2.I was a virgin until age 22.
    3.I have witnessed a KKK Rally.
    4.Right now I have $5.37 in the bank.
    5.I once rode on a tourbus with a rapper, and went back to the hotel..
    6.I broke my arm in Choir practice.
    7.I have had sex a total of 4 times.
    8.I have represented myself in a court of law for a crime I really did commit, and I got away with it.
    9.My first kiss was from a white boy.
    10….Actually, it was a white MAN. He was 30, I was 13.

    What say you, VSS’s and VSB’s? What’s real, and what’s not?

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  8. So….my a$$ hurts from reading #2 of the related posts that P posted from Fun Fridays past….can’t count how many times I fell out the chair.

    The Award goes to:

    “I know you hear me looking at you.”

    Funniest.Sh*t.Ever.

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    • @AshleyNeicole,

      “I know you hear me looking at you.”

      Ish like that always cracks me up, too. Like on the Simpsons when those drill sergeants had the family working like slaves (I forget what this ep was really about), and one of the “overseers” was like, “No listening, you hear me?”

      ROFL

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  9. @ the Champ
    3,8,10 are false?

    @ Panama,
    3,4,9 are false

    Don’t ask me why. I’m really just guessing.
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    1. I met Justice Thurgood Marshall and his wife at the Supreme Court after winning a 6th grade essay contest.

    2. I’m the only one in my family who doesn’t have a nickname/alias. Hence the lack of creativity in my screen name.

    3. I’m the eldest of five children.

    4. I’ve lived abroad for more than five years.

    5. I genuinely love Marion Barry. You can talk about him, but he’ll still be there (in the limelight.government) tomorrow.

    6. In an angry fit (at an ex-boyfriend) I once did something that could be considered illegal. **He still calls me though**

    7. Despite my travels I am still monolingual.

    8. I don’t have any children.

    9. I HATE people who wear sunshades at night.

    10. It will be a cold day in h3ll before I eat anything uncooked. eeewwww.

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  10. 1. he wears a pair of women’s eyeglasses roughly five days a week
    - ninja betta not wear nuthin female one day of tha week

    2. he’s lived in pittsburgh, pa his entire life
    -doubt it if you over 27 which i think you are you prolly lived in more than 2 states

    3. of the last 5 women he dated before his current gf, 4 of them are married.
    - i hope not but at least you can say u 1 nite um an let tha suckas wife um lol

    4. he hasn’t had an alcoholic beverage since august of 2005
    -since you said the month im almost convinced but if you woulda saida date maybe but i say false

    5. not only has he never met panama in person, they’ve only spoken on
    the phone roughly five times
    - prolly tru theinternet is one hell ofa drug

    6. he got some mean medulla from a dominican in italy (who may have
    been a hooker) when he was 19 years old
    - a lotta details n i wasgettin dome at age 18 so true if not ……….wolftickets

    7. he was once number 9 on sportcenter’s top ten plays of the week
    - were you makin the play or was someone makin the play on you?
    need mo info

    8. he has six older sisters.
    -dayum i hope not

    9. his close childhood friends know him as “beav” (short for “beaver”)
    -lol das tha most non ghetto knickname i eva heard lolololol

    10. the only white woman he’s ever slept with just happened to be the
    one to take his virginity and sh*t
    - woah dam playa sno bunny got first dibs i say true lolololol white breezzys is supafreakazoids

    now2 dis ninja
    ……………..
    Seven Truths and Three Lies about Panama Jackson

    1. I was actually shorter than my little sister until the summer between my 10th and 11th grade years when I grew 6 inches. By the way, my little sister is 3 years younger than me.
    -lololololololol wtf is this shiiilololol cant think laughin 2 hard fake

    2. I’m clearly prone to nicknames, and all throughout high school, my nickname was Phife, named after Phife Dawg from A Tribe Called Quest because I was so short.
    - dam maybe #1 is true lolol i say true

    3. I once told Roberta Flack to get over herself.
    - prolly but not to her face she would swing atyou a few times

    4. I’ve never smoked anything in my entire life.
    - prolly yall some suburban thugs but the sub got tha best drugz so ??? false

    5. At one point in my life, I was being groomed to become a preacher.
    -ole i hava dream ash ninja lolol true

    6. My senior year of high school, two white chicks used to stroll the halls of my high school singing my name over and over again as my official theme music. My girlfriend was very unhappy about this and threatened to whip two of their a*ses.
    -fake wuz wit the white chicks lololol yall trippin that was thelast race i tagged

    7. Thru the course of my 4 years in college, I witnessed a murder,was an accessory to drug trafficking, and at one point had over $150K in cash in my possession.
    -if u went to a HBCU then 4 sheezy sound familiar lololol i believe this

    8. I once drove Erick Sermon of EPMD to pick up his car from being serviced because he couldn’t find anybody else to take him.
    - dam ole last ninja on earth story false hurd it millions of times lolol

    9. I’ve never been to a professional sporting event of any kind. I have also never been to a D-I college sporting event of any kind despite attending a D-I major state school that is always nationally ranked in basketball and football for graduate school.
    -false unless u jus a supersquare u go at least once u paid/gonna pay 4 it

    10. There is a drink named after me on a menu at a popular restaurant in DC.
    -das 95% grey ninjas dont drink weird shiiiii my drink is always mjd or corona and vsop or corvasiaye or how eva u spell it i stay double fisted yadadimean.

    my bday is on sun ya boy bout ta be 28. 2 years till 30 wtf 22-28 isa blurr 4 real time fly im almost old i be trippin like dam cant neva go back to them glory days my ninjas kno wha im talmbout. i was quite tha ladies man i memba i had 5 chicks and told ery chick a diff name lololol dam glory days. ridin 4 deep with tha homies jus paintin the town drinkin n drivin. i memba i was 16 rollin wit some og’s one time and i had to pour a bottle of gin into a 40 oz of old E and i did that shii at a stop light and didnt spill a dripp justa yungsta gettin stripes.
    das how i know im old i got hella stories cant tell alota of um here lolol.

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