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four reasons why they never should have given you n*ggas internet access

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while african-americans are definitely the most influential people on the planet, i can’t exactly say that everything we’ve brought to the table has been a good thing. this is particularly true when it comes to the internet, where for every okayplayer and blackvoices, there’s a couple mediatakeout’s lurking in the weeds, luring small children and stupid adults.

today, as a part of the verysmartbrothas crime-fighting ideals (and a shout-out to the champ’s second favorite television show ever), we’ve decided to bless the vsb pulpit with four reasons why they never should have given you n*ggas internet access.

1. n*ggas on facebook

while anyone could have predicted that myspace would eventually be overrun by them, the recent swarm of n*ggas on facebook has surprised everyone, proving once and for all that like liam nesson in “taken”, n*ggas will eventually find you.

i wont lie. at least a dozen of my friends qualify, and at least half of those dozen are family members.

i keep them around because you can’t minimize the mid-day comic relief of checking your friend’s status updates and seeing mundane sh*t like “john saunders is about to go on a job interview. wish me luck“, and “kim williams just landed in vegas, baby!!!” sandwiched between “rick gohardformyhood johnson why cant none of my babi mommaas act rght???? ” and “precious thebaddestbitch buddenswifey its crackin this weekend. hatas and broke ass altima n*ggas need not apply

2. the birth of the professional urban model….

when speaking of nostalgia, most people wax poetic about sh*t like 60’s soul music, muscle cars, 80’s basketball, drive-in theaters, segregation, and when dr. dre and jermaine dupree were still alive

me? i long for the days when calling yourself “a professional model” meant high fashion, higher cheekbones, cigarettes, and anorexia, not scoring a showmag cover spread on the strength of a flickr photo album of self-shot booty pics taken in a sbarro’s bathroom during black bike week

3. …and the e-thug

because the internet is a place where people are able to anonymously espouse controversial opinions about everything from hair care to horticulture, it can be a virtual petrie dish for heated arguments, hurt feelings, and venereal disease.

a silly bi-product of this phenomenon is the keyboard thug/modem murderer, a person who not only threatens to inflict bodily harm when upset, but is stupid enough to think that their “b*tch n*gga!!! i better not ever see your ass on the streets!!!! you gettin straight clapped, son!!!” threats will actually scare anyone on the pittsburgh symphony orchestra message board.

4. conspiracy theory circulation

as mos def continues to prove, the only things black people love more than conspiracy theories and unproven half-half-truths are “lean on me” quotes and cinnamon pop tarts. its not entirely our fault, though. i mean, when you’re aware of sh*t like the tuskegee experiment and cointelpro , you can’t help having a healthy dose of american skepticism embedded in your dna.

still, that “healthy dose of american skepticism” doesn’t stop me from wishing slow and painful deaths on the people who flood my inbox daily with links from sandrarose.com and 10,000 word “factual” diatribes about how karl rove’s nephew shot tupac

did i miss anything?

—the champ

Damon Young

Damon Young is the editor-in-chief of VSB. He is also a contributing editor for EBONY.com. He resides in Pittsburgh, and he really likes pancakes. Reach him at damon@verysmartbrothas.com. Or don't.

  • Selah

    Eff it. Just gon ahead and blame it all on Jim Jones. lol

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      @Selah,

      actually, i’d rather blame this on ben chavis

      • http://www.myspace.com/thagrindaholic BLUNTBLAZER

        @The Champ,
        i blame oprah

        • http://stuffghettopeoplelike.wordpress.com Stuff Ghetto People Like

          @BLUNTBLAZER, I blame the Wayans family (the Kennedys of coonery)

          • Me fail english?, the runaway slave

            @Stuff Ghetto People Like,

            Coolio did some of that isht!

          • Me fail english?, the runaway slave

            @Stuff Ghetto People Like,

            Coolio did some of that isht!

        • http://stuffghettopeoplelike.wordpress.com Stuff Ghetto People Like

          @BLUNTBLAZER, I blame the Wayans family (the Kennedys of coonery)

      • http://www.myspace.com/thagrindaholic BLUNTBLAZER

        @The Champ,
        i blame oprah

      • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

        i’ve changed my mind. i’m now blaming conrad murray

      • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

        i’ve changed my mind. i’m now blaming conrad murray

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      @Selah,

      actually, i’d rather blame this on ben chavis

  • Selah

    Eff it. Just gon ahead and blame it all on Jim Jones. lol

  • Blacklaw

    I think the worst part of the internet is that every little crazy late nyt idea i have used to be ended at “I’m too tired to get the encyclopedia and see if that ‘s right” Now I have every answer at my fingertips. I dont never sleep no more. Damn damn damn…

    side note
    They shoulda neva gave you ninjas money! You can buy a new couch, What Ima do about my legs?!

    side side note they shoulda also neva gave us VH1 soul and or MTV Jams

    • http://theyounganddisenchanted.wordpress.com/ puff

      @Blacklaw,

      shoot, they should have never given n*ggas a TV license (see Black Exploitation Television: from Classy to Trashy – a Documentary)

    • http://theyounganddisenchanted.wordpress.com/ puff

      @Blacklaw,

      shoot, they should have never given n*ggas a TV license (see Black Exploitation Television: from Classy to Trashy – a Documentary)

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      @Blacklaw,

      I think the worst part of the internet is that every little crazy late nyt idea i have used to be ended at “I’m too tired to get the encyclopedia and see if that ’s right” Now I have every answer at my fingertips. I dont never sleep no more. Damn damn damn…

      this is true. cp time has been replaced by ip time

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      @Blacklaw,

      I think the worst part of the internet is that every little crazy late nyt idea i have used to be ended at “I’m too tired to get the encyclopedia and see if that ’s right” Now I have every answer at my fingertips. I dont never sleep no more. Damn damn damn…

      this is true. cp time has been replaced by ip time

    • Me fail english?, the runaway slave

      @Blacklaw,

      Speak for yourself! I luh me some VH1 Soul

      • http://chubbyafro.com T. Troy Stewart

        @Me fail english?, the runaway slave,

        I agree, VH1 Soul I can live with, even BETJ. Yeah, MTV Jams can be wack a lot of the time…

      • http://chubbyafro.com T. Troy Stewart

        @Me fail english?, the runaway slave,

        I agree, VH1 Soul I can live with, even BETJ. Yeah, MTV Jams can be wack a lot of the time…

      • Blacklaw

        @Me fail english?, the runaway slave, can’t leave the house til a wack video comes on….it is just wrong

        • Me fail english?, the runaway slave

          @Blacklaw,

          LOL! Or a wack one that doesnt mesmerize and stupify you in all of it’s wackness. There’s this vid of these two chicks crooning (women croon??) off beat and walking down the beach with Queen Latifah hats on. Stops me dead in my tracks. Every single time.

        • Me fail english?, the runaway slave

          @Blacklaw,

          LOL! Or a wack one that doesnt mesmerize and stupify you in all of it’s wackness. There’s this vid of these two chicks crooning (women croon??) off beat and walking down the beach with Queen Latifah hats on. Stops me dead in my tracks. Every single time.

      • Blacklaw

        @Me fail english?, the runaway slave, can’t leave the house til a wack video comes on….it is just wrong

    • Me fail english?, the runaway slave

      @Blacklaw,

      Speak for yourself! I luh me some VH1 Soul

    • http://presidentialtelevisionandfilm.ning.com Monk

      @Blacklaw,

      I also find myself googling random shyt not only at night, but throughout the course of the day. This actually started my addiction to my Blackberry.

      • Blacklaw

        @Monk, word. the internet is like a gateway drug or somethin

        • http://www.myspace.com/thagrindaholic BLUNTBLAZER

          @Blacklaw,
          hell yea info at ya fingatips aint no excuses now

        • http://www.myspace.com/thagrindaholic BLUNTBLAZER

          @Blacklaw,
          hell yea info at ya fingatips aint no excuses now

      • Blacklaw

        @Monk, word. the internet is like a gateway drug or somethin

    • http://presidentialtelevisionandfilm.ning.com Monk

      @Blacklaw,

      I also find myself googling random shyt not only at night, but throughout the course of the day. This actually started my addiction to my Blackberry.

    • http://andeyewonder.blogspot.com K to the…

      @Blacklaw,

      side side note they shoulda also neva gave us VH1 soul and or MTV Jams

      VH1 Soul warms my heart…on the left ventricle *swoons*

      • Blacklaw

        @K to the…, lol at the left ventricle

      • Blacklaw

        @K to the…, lol at the left ventricle

    • http://andeyewonder.blogspot.com K to the…

      @Blacklaw,

      side side note they shoulda also neva gave us VH1 soul and or MTV Jams

      VH1 Soul warms my heart…on the left ventricle *swoons*

  • Blacklaw

    I think the worst part of the internet is that every little crazy late nyt idea i have used to be ended at “I’m too tired to get the encyclopedia and see if that ‘s right” Now I have every answer at my fingertips. I dont never sleep no more. Damn damn damn…

    side note
    They shoulda neva gave you ninjas money! You can buy a new couch, What Ima do about my legs?!

    side side note they shoulda also neva gave us VH1 soul and or MTV Jams

  • shay_d_lady

    I gotta say the blog.. I mean for every Very Smart Brothas, there is a very dumb ninja talking about bullshyt being unnecessarily verbose and using words all Nas like… just cause they rhyme ninja dont mean they fit in that sentence……
    and dont get me started on the multitude of wack a$$ ninja and the poetry the link you to on their live journals, or myspace or facebook status’….

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      @shay_d_lady,

      multitude of wack a$$ ninja

      this was actually the original name of…wait. nah, lol. i’m not going there

      • http://www.sistersoundoff.blogspot.com Cheekie

        @The Champ,

        Please get your e-thug on and go there. Just this once.

        • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

          @Cheekie,

          no

          • http://www.sistersoundoff.blogspot.com Cheekie

            @The Champ,

            *pouts*

          • http://www.sistersoundoff.blogspot.com Cheekie

            @The Champ,

            *pouts*

        • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

          @Cheekie,

          no

      • http://www.sistersoundoff.blogspot.com Cheekie

        @The Champ,

        Please get your e-thug on and go there. Just this once.

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      @shay_d_lady,

      multitude of wack a$$ ninja

      this was actually the original name of…wait. nah, lol. i’m not going there

  • shay_d_lady

    I gotta say the blog.. I mean for every Very Smart Brothas, there is a very dumb ninja talking about bullshyt being unnecessarily verbose and using words all Nas like… just cause they rhyme ninja dont mean they fit in that sentence……
    and dont get me started on the multitude of wack a$$ ninja and the poetry the link you to on their live journals, or myspace or facebook status’….

  • Luvvie

    They shoulda neva gave us Negros BlackPlanet.

    Those overbusy profiles with emblazoned wallpaper (see: Reasons why I also can’t stand MySpace). A fully loaded BlackPlanet page could induce someone into an overstimulation-induced seizure. Trying to load a Blackplanet page took at least 5 minutes with the music and glitter used to crash my computer (especially since Dial-Up ruled the world).

    Not only that, but BP was a black hole of unholy intentions. Folks would post their Magic Photo portraits, with just the right amount of ultraglare and ish to drown out their awkward features and whatnot. You know, the pics where they’d be perched on a column with their fists under their chin. Shoot, they just KNEW they looked good. Tryna find a boo and whatnot. Who knows how many hookupswere made on Blackplanet? Someone oughta do a census survey. I’m curious.

    • shay_d_lady

      @Luvvie, ahhh blackplanet…I remember it well.. that is where ghetto folks migrated from the local chat lines and learned how to cut and paste codes and started calling themselves web designers…

      • charli skipper

        @shay_d_lady,
        everybody in the hood is a web designer. or–lest we forget–a photographer.

        • http://www.sistersoundoff.blogspot.com Cheekie

          @charli skipper,

          This is true as hell.

        • http://www.sistersoundoff.blogspot.com Cheekie

          @charli skipper,

          This is true as hell.

      • charli skipper

        @shay_d_lady,
        everybody in the hood is a web designer. or–lest we forget–a photographer.

      • http://andeyewonder.blogspot.com K to the…

        @shay_d_lady,

        …learned how to cut and paste codes and started calling themselves web designers…

        YESS! My friends had me designing their pages for them. lol

      • http://andeyewonder.blogspot.com K to the…

        @shay_d_lady,

        …learned how to cut and paste codes and started calling themselves web designers…

        YESS! My friends had me designing their pages for them. lol

    • shay_d_lady

      @Luvvie, ahhh blackplanet…I remember it well.. that is where ghetto folks migrated from the local chat lines and learned how to cut and paste codes and started calling themselves web designers…

    • NiazDad

      @Luvvie, Man BP was this ish back in the day!!! I remember staying up late at night chatting it up…SMH!!!

    • NiazDad

      @Luvvie, Man BP was this ish back in the day!!! I remember staying up late at night chatting it up…SMH!!!

    • http://twitter.com/ReverendDrDash Legendary Dash

      @Luvvie, My kid brother still uses Black Planet, and he does alright for himself with it. Women are still hooking up on it, and because it has fallen out of favor there is an element of anonymity that is missing from Facebook and whatever remains of Myspace.

      • http://www.awesomelyluvvie.com Thuggie Luvvie

        @Legendary Dash,

        “My kid brother still uses Black Planet”

        U seem proud ’bout this

      • http://www.awesomelyluvvie.com Thuggie Luvvie

        @Legendary Dash,

        “My kid brother still uses Black Planet”

        U seem proud ’bout this

    • http://twitter.com/ReverendDrDash Legendary Dash

      @Luvvie, My kid brother still uses Black Planet, and he does alright for himself with it. Women are still hooking up on it, and because it has fallen out of favor there is an element of anonymity that is missing from Facebook and whatever remains of Myspace.

    • http://www.twitter.com/jalexanderh Dante_Alexander

      @Luvvie,

      7,324,210,210 Hookups were a direct result of BP, with about 3/4 of those resulting in multiple births.

      • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

        @Dante_Alexander,

        in 2001 i watched as one of my teammates created a page, bagged a chick from buffalo state university, and got her and her girl to come through all in a 3 hour span

        • http://lmbao.org Dorian G.

          @The Champ,

          This forced me to google Buffalo State University. Wow the largest SUNY and alma mater of congressman Brian Higgins. The more you know

          • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

            @Dorian G.,

            lol, if you ever visited that campus, you’d probably want to know less

          • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

            @Dorian G.,

            lol, if you ever visited that campus, you’d probably want to know less

        • http://lmbao.org Dorian G.

          @The Champ,

          This forced me to google Buffalo State University. Wow the largest SUNY and alma mater of congressman Brian Higgins. The more you know

        • http://www.myspace.com/thagrindaholic BLUNTBLAZER

          @The Champ,
          lolol tha shii happend wit aol back in tha days it was like chick-delivery service

        • http://www.myspace.com/thagrindaholic BLUNTBLAZER

          @The Champ,
          lolol tha shii happend wit aol back in tha days it was like chick-delivery service

      • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

        @Dante_Alexander,

        in 2001 i watched as one of my teammates created a page, bagged a chick from buffalo state university, and got her and her girl to come through all in a 3 hour span

    • http://www.twitter.com/jalexanderh Dante_Alexander

      @Luvvie,

      7,324,210,210 Hookups were a direct result of BP, with about 3/4 of those resulting in multiple births.

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      @Luvvie,

      you know, i cant remember a time when black planet wasnt hood. its like they launched that sh*t in cabrini green

      • Maximillian

        @The Champ,

        Don’t insult cabrini like that…

        • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

          @Maximillian,

          cabrini deez

        • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

          @Maximillian,

          cabrini deez

      • Maximillian

        @The Champ,

        Don’t insult cabrini like that…

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      @Luvvie,

      you know, i cant remember a time when black planet wasnt hood. its like they launched that sh*t in cabrini green

  • Luvvie

    They shoulda neva gave us Negros BlackPlanet.

    Those overbusy profiles with emblazoned wallpaper (see: Reasons why I also can’t stand MySpace). A fully loaded BlackPlanet page could induce someone into an overstimulation-induced seizure. Trying to load a Blackplanet page took at least 5 minutes with the music and glitter used to crash my computer (especially since Dial-Up ruled the world).

    Not only that, but BP was a black hole of unholy intentions. Folks would post their Magic Photo portraits, with just the right amount of ultraglare and ish to drown out their awkward features and whatnot. You know, the pics where they’d be perched on a column with their fists under their chin. Shoot, they just KNEW they looked good. Tryna find a boo and whatnot. Who knows how many hookupswere made on Blackplanet? Someone oughta do a census survey. I’m curious.

  • A-Town Genius

    *This might be a rant*

    Nothing on the internet grinds my gears more than e-thugs. I’m seriously supposed to believe you runnin your block but you stay on line 18 hours out of the day trying to scare me and every other screen name that pops up on your monitor. Why even make threats you and I both know you can never make good on because we will never meet, and on the off chance that we did meet we would have no idea who each other was online.

    Just once I would like to pop up on someone’s doorstep after they run off at the mouth, not because I think I’m tough or anything like that, but just to see the reaction.

    This goes double for e-racists also.

    *Rant over*

    • Wanjiru

      @A-Town Genius,
      I agree!!! There’s this guy whose status updates are all about how he’s the baddest thing since mustard gas with the “You don’t know what you’re doing when you cross me. I will annihilate you! I will finish this, cause you started it blah blah blah…” Riiighhhht. This is the same guy who got a beatdown offline a while back and when I mentioned it to my husband, he was utterly dismissive “I wouldn’t even give YOU props for giving him a beatdown.” Yup- he’s that kinda person”. Fuggouttahere with the scorched earth tactics we all know you are never gonna administer.

      • Brilliant one

        First off I believe that we all are for the most part disinformed. Why? Becuz the Internet is full of aim bots, chatroom operators etc etc who are paid to commit social discourse and it’s called social demorralizing or demorralization within social networks to control meaningful dialog of sharing information. Millions are spent by the government as well as  china and other countries who buy some of their best censorship equipment from american companies. We should all try to learn the source of a problem before we ever play the blame game. Take a look at this link below and try googling “government censorship of the Internet and social networks including chatrooms and telephone operated chatlines. You will think I’m a conspiracy theorist even tho the proof is right in your face. Peace be with us all:-) 

        http://factsanddetails.com/china.php?itemid=232&catid=7&subcatid=43

      • Brilliant one

        First off I believe that we all are for the most part disinformed. Why? Becuz the Internet is full of aim bots, chatroom operators etc etc who are paid to commit social discourse and it’s called social demorralizing or demorralization within social networks to control meaningful dialog of sharing information. Millions are spent by the government as well as  china and other countries who buy some of their best censorship equipment from american companies. We should all try to learn the source of a problem before we ever play the blame game. Take a look at this link below and try googling “government censorship of the Internet and social networks including chatrooms and telephone operated chatlines. You will think I’m a conspiracy theorist even tho the proof is right in your face. Peace be with us all:-) 

        http://factsanddetails.com/china.php?itemid=232&catid=7&subcatid=43

    • Wanjiru

      @A-Town Genius,
      I agree!!! There’s this guy whose status updates are all about how he’s the baddest thing since mustard gas with the “You don’t know what you’re doing when you cross me. I will annihilate you! I will finish this, cause you started it blah blah blah…” Riiighhhht. This is the same guy who got a beatdown offline a while back and when I mentioned it to my husband, he was utterly dismissive “I wouldn’t even give YOU props for giving him a beatdown.” Yup- he’s that kinda person”. Fuggouttahere with the scorched earth tactics we all know you are never gonna administer.

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      @A-Town Genius,

      Why even make threats you and I both know you can never make good on because we will never meet, and on the off chance that we did meet we would have no idea who each other was online.

      f*ck yo couch, n*gga.

      • A-Town Genius

        @The Champ,

        I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and only you Champ!

        HATE HATE HATE!!

      • A-Town Genius

        @The Champ,

        I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and only you Champ!

        HATE HATE HATE!!

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      @A-Town Genius,

      Why even make threats you and I both know you can never make good on because we will never meet, and on the off chance that we did meet we would have no idea who each other was online.

      f*ck yo couch, n*gga.

    • http://www.twitter.com/Vivacious2 This Just In…Like Beyonce..Like Trinaaaaaaahhh

      @A-Town Genius,

      Just like thugs don’t go to the grocery store….thugs don’t use the innanet. period.

      • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

        @This Just In…Like Beyonce..Like Trinaaaaaaahhh,

        they do in prison

        • Me fail english?, the runaway slave

          @The Champ,

          I always wondered, how the eff are they getting on these “penpal” websites. My uncle met his new wife while they were both in stripes (smh) using one of these. Im like how the eff yall got free intanets and Im still standing over the kitchen sink stealin my ish out the side window from the neighbors. FML!

          • overitnomore!

            @Me fail english?, the runaway slave, me faaaaaaail! i just saw your comment about running into my girl, i haven’t talked to her, so cute yall ran into each other! i die every time i read your name, runaway slave though? lol

            ps-get on my gchat!

          • overitnomore!

            @Me fail english?, the runaway slave, me faaaaaaail! i just saw your comment about running into my girl, i haven’t talked to her, so cute yall ran into each other! i die every time i read your name, runaway slave though? lol

            ps-get on my gchat!

          • Me fail english?, the runaway slave

            @overitnomore,

            LOL. I just realized I dunno anyone’s real names. I’m doing an FB search for people named “Gem” and “Thuggie” and FB is like Bish, please.

            I just friend-requested you so I’ll try to find everyone else through your friend list.

            #Iwenttocollege

          • Me fail english?, the runaway slave

            @overitnomore,

            LOL. I just realized I dunno anyone’s real names. I’m doing an FB search for people named “Gem” and “Thuggie” and FB is like Bish, please.

            I just friend-requested you so I’ll try to find everyone else through your friend list.

            #Iwenttocollege

          • Gem of the Ocean

            @Me fail english?, the runaway slave,

            lol. i know some one who is locked up and he has EMAIL access. but he has to pay but so much per minute to use it. and it’s very weird to get an email confirmation from the federal prison system askin if you want to grant inmate 238910 access to your email.

            i recently got an email saying his email privileges were revoked. *smh*

          • Gem of the Ocean

            @Me fail english?, the runaway slave,

            lol. i know some one who is locked up and he has EMAIL access. but he has to pay but so much per minute to use it. and it’s very weird to get an email confirmation from the federal prison system askin if you want to grant inmate 238910 access to your email.

            i recently got an email saying his email privileges were revoked. *smh*

          • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

            @Me fail english?, the runaway slave, overitnomore

            get a room

          • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

            @Me fail english?, the runaway slave, overitnomore

            get a room

        • Me fail english?, the runaway slave

          @The Champ,

          I always wondered, how the eff are they getting on these “penpal” websites. My uncle met his new wife while they were both in stripes (smh) using one of these. Im like how the eff yall got free intanets and Im still standing over the kitchen sink stealin my ish out the side window from the neighbors. FML!

      • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

        @This Just In…Like Beyonce..Like Trinaaaaaaahhh,

        they do in prison

      • A-Town Genius

        @This Just In…Like Beyonce..Like Trinaaaaaaahhh,

        Agreed

      • A-Town Genius

        @This Just In…Like Beyonce..Like Trinaaaaaaahhh,

        Agreed

    • http://www.twitter.com/Vivacious2 This Just In…Like Beyonce..Like Trinaaaaaaahhh

      @A-Town Genius,

      Just like thugs don’t go to the grocery store….thugs don’t use the innanet. period.

    • http://stuffghettopeoplelike.wordpress.com Stuff Ghetto People Like

      @A-Town Genius, e-racism is why they should have never given the people YouTube.

    • http://stuffghettopeoplelike.wordpress.com Stuff Ghetto People Like

      @A-Town Genius, e-racism is why they should have never given the people YouTube.

    • http://andeyewonder.blogspot.com K to the…

      @A-Town Genius,

      I’m seriously supposed to believe you runnin your block…

      Of course you are…don’t you see the STACKS of $100 bills they post as their profile pics?

    • http://andeyewonder.blogspot.com K to the…

      @A-Town Genius,

      I’m seriously supposed to believe you runnin your block…

      Of course you are…don’t you see the STACKS of $100 bills they post as their profile pics?

  • A-Town Genius

    *This might be a rant*

    Nothing on the internet grinds my gears more than e-thugs. I’m seriously supposed to believe you runnin your block but you stay on line 18 hours out of the day trying to scare me and every other screen name that pops up on your monitor. Why even make threats you and I both know you can never make good on because we will never meet, and on the off chance that we did meet we would have no idea who each other was online.

    Just once I would like to pop up on someone’s doorstep after they run off at the mouth, not because I think I’m tough or anything like that, but just to see the reaction.

    This goes double for e-racists also.

    *Rant over*

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