Theory & Essay

Four Flat Tires.

It’s happened to all of us at least one good time. Even the most gangsta of individuals (such as myself) have fallen victim.

I’m talking about getting gamed. But not in a bad way, necessarily. I’m talking about running across those individuals who you might not otherwise pay attention to, but they, ya know, laid their game down quite flat.

Back in maybe 1999 or 2000 (it was that long ago, I really can’t remember), I was working at an MCI Call Center in Atlanta. Yes, Panama was that arsehole calling you trying to get you to pay 10 cents a minute to call domestically – this was clearly before cell phones. Well I had my eye on this one particular philly. I voiced this interest to a female co-worker of mine who had started working there at the same time as myself.

One day, I’d gotten the gall to approach said philly. Well, out of the blue, my co-worker friend lets me know that ole girl not only has a boyfriend but he’s one of our bosses.

Blow.Er.

Well, in my down-in-the-dumpedness, she lets me know that if not for ole boy, she’d definitely holler at me and we continue talking. I ended up taking her home that night and we had a good convo in the car. It seems that we had a lot in common and upon realizing this, we started casually dating. Who’d a thunk it?

Apparently co-worker chick who lied to me about the chick I really wanted in order to make sure she got her shot at the kid. She basically hoodwinked my ass in the name of love. In 12 countries and Guatemala, that’s probably romantic and by the time she told me I was actually interested in her.

Until I wasn’t. Too bad I got tired of her in like 2.4 days, quit MCI, became totally freakin’ awesome, and joined the priesthood. By the way, 1 out of 4 of those statements is totally false.

Anyway, the point is, ole girl really gamed my arse. She knew what she wanted and made it happen. I had to give her points for sheer audacity alone. I have no clue what happened to that chick and frankly, I don’t really care. I only remembered her because today I saw a Maserati and let’s just say, she was named after a luxury sports car.

Yes yes y’all, Panama has even given the hoodest of chicks the opportunity to drink at the well that is he. He is I and I am him, slim with the tilted brim (no really, look at my pic on the about page!).

Wanton arrogance aside, I appreciate a woman who lays her game down quite flat and gets what she wants.

So fellow VSBers, whats your best game? Rather, when did you lay your game down so strong that even you were impressed with yourself? Or when did somebody come at you in such a way that you had no choice but to give up the number or some conversation?

Speech.

-VSB P aka THE ARSONIST

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Panama Jackson is pretty fly for a light guy. He used to ship his frito to Tito in the District, but shipping prices increased so he moved there to save money. When he's not saving humanity with his words or making music with his mouth, you can find him at your mama's mama's house drinking her fine liquors. Most importantly, he believes the children are our future.

  • overit

    Am I first???

    • http://www.myspace.com/circa1908 Intellectual Hedonist

      @overit, yes

    • http://www.myspace.com/circa1908 Intellectual Hedonist

      @overit, yes

    • http://liffy.blogspot.com Luvvie

      @overit,

      LOL yes indeedy

    • http://liffy.blogspot.com Luvvie

      @overit,

      LOL yes indeedy

    • http://myspace.com/shatani shatani

      @overit,

      “girl, i will CUT you!”

      obviously, imma have to watch it a few hundred more times….but im a big fan of telling folks not to interUP…rude

      • overit

        @shatani, uhh scu me sir…lol. Tis the best, quotables for life.

        • http://myspace.com/shatani shatani

          @overit,

          imma start callin security whenever things get too complicated!

          • overit

            @shatani, works for me! lol.

          • overit

            @shatani, works for me! lol.

        • http://myspace.com/shatani shatani

          @overit,

          imma start callin security whenever things get too complicated!

      • overit

        @shatani, uhh scu me sir…lol. Tis the best, quotables for life.

    • http://myspace.com/shatani shatani

      @overit,

      “girl, i will CUT you!”

      obviously, imma have to watch it a few hundred more times….but im a big fan of telling folks not to interUP…rude

    • http://www.stickwithyocat.blogspot.com V.E.G.

      @overit,

      You had the opportunity, by being the first poster, to set the tone for today’s conversation.

      Good job. :)

      • overit

        @V.E.G., if you were paying tension, ‘Am I first” was supposed to lead to a dialogue with yourself, like, “self, AM I first??” I was hoping it would lead to a lot of self reflection, and healthy competition.

        • http://www.stickwithyocat.blogspot.com V.E.G.

          @overit,

          nice save.

          lmao at ‘paying tension’

          • overit

            @V.E.G., thanks Vdot lol…

          • overit

            @V.E.G., thanks Vdot lol…

        • http://www.stickwithyocat.blogspot.com V.E.G.

          @overit,

          nice save.

          lmao at ‘paying tension’

        • http://www.myspace.com/chicanextdoor Miss Patterson

          @overit, i see…like a discussion about existentialism. Ok, let me refresh on my Sartre and get back to you…lol.

          • overit

            @Miss Patterson, exactly. I’ll be waiting lol.

          • overit

            @Miss Patterson, exactly. I’ll be waiting lol.

        • http://www.myspace.com/chicanextdoor Miss Patterson

          @overit, i see…like a discussion about existentialism. Ok, let me refresh on my Sartre and get back to you…lol.

      • overit

        @V.E.G., if you were paying tension, ‘Am I first” was supposed to lead to a dialogue with yourself, like, “self, AM I first??” I was hoping it would lead to a lot of self reflection, and healthy competition.

    • http://www.stickwithyocat.blogspot.com V.E.G.

      @overit,

      You had the opportunity, by being the first poster, to set the tone for today’s conversation.

      Good job. :)

    • The J.E.M. Formerly Known As Gem

      e-twin,

      i am first. and sometimes last. and often in the middle. and almost always (and preferrably) the only. just depends. on the time, the day, the situation. it’s all circumstantial.

      thank you for this moment of zen and self-actualization and reflection. my day can now begin…

    • The J.E.M. Formerly Known As Gem

      e-twin,

      i am first. and sometimes last. and often in the middle. and almost always (and preferrably) the only. just depends. on the time, the day, the situation. it’s all circumstantial.

      thank you for this moment of zen and self-actualization and reflection. my day can now begin…

  • overit

    Am I first???

  • http://liffy.blogspot.com Luvvie

    Girl he was talkin to me while he was bunned up with lisa, pamela angela, renee and a black squirrel, with a unicorn who’s saddle was made of Phoenix feather

    • http://www.heyyouasked.blogspot.com PBG

      @Luvvie,

      But was there glitter though? Cuz if there was glitter involved, I’d have to take off my earrings.

      • http://naturallyalise.blogspot.com Relax, Relate, Alise

        @PBG,

        I would of had to take off my unicorn horn prosthesis and gore his azz with it

        • http://liffy.blogspot.com Luvvie

          @Relax, Relate, Alise,

          But you know, they do say unicorn blood has healing powers. The silver liquid glory…

          • SouthernGirl

            @Luvvie, i thought that was the phoenix? why did i have a HP flashback…

          • SouthernGirl

            @Luvvie, i thought that was the phoenix? why did i have a HP flashback…

        • http://liffy.blogspot.com Luvvie

          @Relax, Relate, Alise,

          But you know, they do say unicorn blood has healing powers. The silver liquid glory…

        • http://www.heyyouasked.blogspot.com PBG

          @Relax, Relate, Alise,

          Twist it too, cuz that ninja was disrespeckin’!!

        • http://www.heyyouasked.blogspot.com PBG

          @Relax, Relate, Alise,

          Twist it too, cuz that ninja was disrespeckin’!!

      • http://naturallyalise.blogspot.com Relax, Relate, Alise

        @PBG,

        I would of had to take off my unicorn horn prosthesis and gore his azz with it

      • overit

        @PBG, the glitter is not my concern, I would be livid if there was strands of Koala fur.

        • http://www.heyyouasked.blogspot.com PBG

          @overit,

          I’m going in the trunk behind some koala fur. Somebody best call the law!

        • http://www.heyyouasked.blogspot.com PBG

          @overit,

          I’m going in the trunk behind some koala fur. Somebody best call the law!

        • http://liffy.blogspot.com Luvvie

          @overit,

          Would you be livid with the person’s forehead?

          • http://www.heyyouasked.blogspot.com PBG

            @Luvvie,

            I would be deeply disturbed by their facial spacial arrangements.

            • http://liffy.blogspot.com Luvvie

              @PBG,

              And I know I’d be offended by their visual genetic combination

            • http://liffy.blogspot.com Luvvie

              @PBG,

              And I know I’d be offended by their visual genetic combination

          • http://www.heyyouasked.blogspot.com PBG

            @Luvvie,

            I would be deeply disturbed by their facial spacial arrangements.

          • overit

            @Luvvie, only if it was a fivehead.

          • overit

            @Luvvie, only if it was a fivehead.

        • http://liffy.blogspot.com Luvvie

          @overit,

          Would you be livid with the person’s forehead?

        • http://naturallyalise.blogspot.com Relax, Relate, Alise

          @overit,

          What you know bout koala fur son?

          • http://www.stickwithyocat.blogspot.com V.E.G.

            @Relax, Relate, Alise,

            So are koalas now gonna be entered into the VSB lexicon?

            And we wonder why more men don’t post. lol.

            • http://www.myspace.com/circa1908 Intellectual Hedonist

              @V.E.G., I think we will be at Jump the Shark proportions once mermaids start to infiltrate

              • http://www.stickwithyocat.blogspot.com V.E.G.

                @Intellectual Hedonist,

                I think I started the midget albino thing, so I am just as guilty of driving the men away.

                VSB: Where men come to lose brain cells. ;)

              • http://www.stickwithyocat.blogspot.com V.E.G.

                @Intellectual Hedonist,

                I think I started the midget albino thing, so I am just as guilty of driving the men away.

                VSB: Where men come to lose brain cells. ;)

              • http://myspace.com/shatani shatani

                @Intellectual Hedonist,

                i think it’ll take more than mermaids, personally…theres far too much imagination up in this biznatch!

              • http://myspace.com/shatani shatani

                @Intellectual Hedonist,

                i think it’ll take more than mermaids, personally…theres far too much imagination up in this biznatch!

              • SouthernGirl

                @Intellectual Hedonist, ooooooh, i like mermaids *cue part of your world*

              • SouthernGirl

                @Intellectual Hedonist, ooooooh, i like mermaids *cue part of your world*

              • http://myspace.com/shatani shatani

                lmao! i was just listening to “kiss the girl” LOVE IT!

              • http://myspace.com/shatani shatani

                lmao! i was just listening to “kiss the girl” LOVE IT!

            • http://www.myspace.com/circa1908 Intellectual Hedonist

              @V.E.G., I think we will be at Jump the Shark proportions once mermaids start to infiltrate

            • http://www.heyyouasked.blogspot.com PBG

              @V.E.G.,

              I don’t wonder. It’s the blatant omission of p.orn links.

            • http://www.heyyouasked.blogspot.com PBG

              @V.E.G.,

              I don’t wonder. It’s the blatant omission of p.orn links.

            • overit

              @V.E.G., yes you didn’t get the memo? Koalas and gnomes have been added to the rotation.

            • overit

              @V.E.G., yes you didn’t get the memo? Koalas and gnomes have been added to the rotation.

            • http://myspace.com/shatani shatani

              when do we get to snakes..i think albino pythons are pretty! and so does jake the snake!

              • http://lostwomanchild.blogspot.com/ blackberry molasses

                @shatani,

                she said jake the snake….

                BWAHAHAHAH

                that’s why i fux wit chu

              • http://lostwomanchild.blogspot.com/ blackberry molasses

                @shatani,

                she said jake the snake….

                BWAHAHAHAH

                that’s why i fux wit chu

            • http://myspace.com/shatani shatani

              when do we get to snakes..i think albino pythons are pretty! and so does jake the snake!

          • http://www.stickwithyocat.blogspot.com V.E.G.

            @Relax, Relate, Alise,

            So are koalas now gonna be entered into the VSB lexicon?

            And we wonder why more men don’t post. lol.

          • http://www.myspace.com/circa1908 Intellectual Hedonist

            @Relax, Relate, Alise, I actually thought about all of you when I heard an advertisement, I think it was fo the Boston Museum of Science, they were showing a mythical creatures movie at the IMAX, “unicorns, griffins, and mermaids” I was crying when I heard the commercial

            • http://myspace.com/shatani shatani

              @Intellectual Hedonist,

              awwwww….i LOVE the science museum!!!

              *missing home*

            • http://myspace.com/shatani shatani

              @Intellectual Hedonist,

              awwwww….i LOVE the science museum!!!

              *missing home*

          • http://www.myspace.com/circa1908 Intellectual Hedonist

            @Relax, Relate, Alise, I actually thought about all of you when I heard an advertisement, I think it was fo the Boston Museum of Science, they were showing a mythical creatures movie at the IMAX, “unicorns, griffins, and mermaids” I was crying when I heard the commercial

          • overit

            @Relax, Relate, Alise, I must admit, all I know about Koalas I learned on some Nickelodeon show when I was little. They are precious though.

            • SouthernGirl

              @overit, hee hee. i remember that show. they had one about gnomes too…

              • overit

                @SouthernGirl, girl what you know about David the Gnome? Riding on foxes, what?? That was my SHOW.

              • overit

                @SouthernGirl, girl what you know about David the Gnome? Riding on foxes, what?? That was my SHOW.

              • SouthernGirl

                @SouthernGirl, lmao! *memories*

              • SouthernGirl

                @SouthernGirl, lmao! *memories*

            • SouthernGirl

              @overit, hee hee. i remember that show. they had one about gnomes too…

            • The J.E.M. Formerly Known As Gem

              well you know, e-twin, we did have a brief discussion on lactose intolerant koalas who live in the outskirts of Australia at Layla Lounge. don’t you remember?? right before we discussed the hypertension of tigers who migrate from India to eastern Europe.

              step your memory game up, homie.

              • overit

                @The J.E.M. Formerly Known As Gem, ok, but in our discussion of right handed people vs. left handed people, we acknowledged while leftys had higher IQ’s, we also had worse memories.

              • overit

                @The J.E.M. Formerly Known As Gem, ok, but in our discussion of right handed people vs. left handed people, we acknowledged while leftys had higher IQ’s, we also had worse memories.

            • The J.E.M. Formerly Known As Gem

              well you know, e-twin, we did have a brief discussion on lactose intolerant koalas who live in the outskirts of Australia at Layla Lounge. don’t you remember?? right before we discussed the hypertension of tigers who migrate from India to eastern Europe.

              step your memory game up, homie.

          • overit

            @Relax, Relate, Alise, I must admit, all I know about Koalas I learned on some Nickelodeon show when I was little. They are precious though.

        • http://naturallyalise.blogspot.com Relax, Relate, Alise

          @overit,

          What you know bout koala fur son?

      • overit

        @PBG, the glitter is not my concern, I would be livid if there was strands of Koala fur.

    • http://www.heyyouasked.blogspot.com PBG

      @Luvvie,

      But was there glitter though? Cuz if there was glitter involved, I’d have to take off my earrings.

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      @Luvvie,

      “Girl he was talkin to me while he was bunned up with lisa, pamela angela, renee and a black squirrel, with a unicorn who’s saddle was made of Phoenix feather”

      vsb.com: where new lexicon happens

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      @Luvvie,

      “Girl he was talkin to me while he was bunned up with lisa, pamela angela, renee and a black squirrel, with a unicorn who’s saddle was made of Phoenix feather”

      vsb.com: where new lexicon happens

  • http://liffy.blogspot.com Luvvie

    Girl he was talkin to me while he was bunned up with lisa, pamela angela, renee and a black squirrel, with a unicorn who’s saddle was made of Phoenix feather

  • overit

    OK, another milestone in my VSB career, I expect e-daps and brutha hugs.

    • http://liffy.blogspot.com Luvvie

      @overit,

      What bout them church hugs where only our shoulders touch and our *$$es are sticking out? I love any excuse to burst our a Sister O’Dell special edition hat.

      • overit

        @Luvvie, that is an interfaith hug lol.

      • overit

        @Luvvie, that is an interfaith hug lol.

    • http://liffy.blogspot.com Luvvie

      @overit,

      What bout them church hugs where only our shoulders touch and our *$$es are sticking out? I love any excuse to burst our a Sister O’Dell special edition hat.

    • http://www.myspace.com/circa1908 Intellectual Hedonist

      @overit, ok honestly you would earn those things had you actually posted something other than “am I first”, (IMHO)

      • overit

        @Intellectual Hedonist, aka Debbie Downer, by any means necessary!

        • http://www.myspace.com/circa1908 Intellectual Hedonist

          @overit, I’m saying though. you should’ve posted with reckless abandon!

          • overit

            @Intellectual Hedonist, LMAO, that would have “i wanna be first” all over it. I’ve seen those comments, they are just tacky.

          • overit

            @Intellectual Hedonist, LMAO, that would have “i wanna be first” all over it. I’ve seen those comments, they are just tacky.

          • http://www.heyyouasked.blogspot.com PBG

            @Intellectual Hedonist,

            I’ve advised Overit against reckless abandon. She must abandon w/great care and concern from now on.

            • http://liffy.blogspot.com Luvvie

              @PBG,

              You tryna say she must abandon w/ padded walls around her and a sumo suit?

              • overit

                @Luvvie, haha you thought they were dimples. You do know that’s where I got shot right? Went thru my left cheek and came out my right cheek. I’m a thug.

              • overit

                @Luvvie, haha you thought they were dimples. You do know that’s where I got shot right? Went thru my left cheek and came out my right cheek. I’m a thug.

              • http://myspace.com/shatani shatani

                overit is thugnificent!

              • http://myspace.com/shatani shatani

                overit is thugnificent!

              • http://lostwomanchild.blogspot.com/ blackberry molasses

                @shatani,

                heeeeee… you said Thugnificent

                “Eff Grandad!”

              • http://lostwomanchild.blogspot.com/ blackberry molasses

                @shatani,

                heeeeee… you said Thugnificent

                “Eff Grandad!”

            • http://liffy.blogspot.com Luvvie

              @PBG,

              You tryna say she must abandon w/ padded walls around her and a sumo suit?

            • http://www.myspace.com/circa1908 Intellectual Hedonist

              @PBG, my most humble of apologies to overit, I was not aware she had representation

              my bad

              • http://www.heyyouasked.blogspot.com PBG

                @Intellectual Hedonist,

                She’s way too delicate to be doing anything recklessly. She looks like a chocolate china doll.

              • http://www.heyyouasked.blogspot.com PBG

                @Intellectual Hedonist,

                She’s way too delicate to be doing anything recklessly. She looks like a chocolate china doll.

              • http://www.stickwithyocat.blogspot.com V.E.G.

                @PBG,

                overit is adorable. But I hardly think (from her pics) that she’s delicate. I think she can prolly kick arse. lol.

              • http://www.stickwithyocat.blogspot.com V.E.G.

                @PBG,

                overit is adorable. But I hardly think (from her pics) that she’s delicate. I think she can prolly kick arse. lol.

              • http://liffy.blogspot.com Luvvie

                @PBG

                Dont let them dimples and that ll peanut head (hehe lofff u) fool u. I KNOW Overit is a G!

              • http://liffy.blogspot.com Luvvie

                @PBG

                Dont let them dimples and that ll peanut head (hehe lofff u) fool u. I KNOW Overit is a G!

              • The J.E.M. Formerly Known As Gem

                as overit’s e-twin, i can vouch for her thugginess. i mean, since i’m a “Gee”, she’s one too!!

              • The J.E.M. Formerly Known As Gem

                as overit’s e-twin, i can vouch for her thugginess. i mean, since i’m a “Gee”, she’s one too!!

            • http://www.myspace.com/circa1908 Intellectual Hedonist

              @PBG, my most humble of apologies to overit, I was not aware she had representation

              my bad

          • http://www.heyyouasked.blogspot.com PBG

            @Intellectual Hedonist,

            I’ve advised Overit against reckless abandon. She must abandon w/great care and concern from now on.

        • http://www.myspace.com/circa1908 Intellectual Hedonist

          @overit, I’m saying though. you should’ve posted with reckless abandon!

      • overit

        @Intellectual Hedonist, aka Debbie Downer, by any means necessary!

      • http://myspace.com/shatani shatani

        @Intellectual Hedonist,

        LMAO!!

      • http://myspace.com/shatani shatani

        @Intellectual Hedonist,

        LMAO!!

      • http://www.stickwithyocat.blogspot.com V.E.G.

        @Intellectual Hedonist,

        Yeah. The first post being “am I first” is not e-dap worthy.

        But e-daps anyway, overit. lol.

      • http://www.stickwithyocat.blogspot.com V.E.G.

        @Intellectual Hedonist,

        Yeah. The first post being “am I first” is not e-dap worthy.

        But e-daps anyway, overit. lol.

    • http://www.myspace.com/circa1908 Intellectual Hedonist

      @overit, ok honestly you would earn those things had you actually posted something other than “am I first”, (IMHO)

    • http://www.myspace.com/chicanextdoor Miss Patterson

      @overit, your next assignment: post at least 2 sentences relevant to the topic… you know i’m just messin’ with you girl.

      • overit

        @Miss Patterson, you know I can never write just two sentences.

      • overit

        @Miss Patterson, you know I can never write just two sentences.

      • The J.E.M. Formerly Known As Gem

        lmao @ “your next assignment: post at least 2 sentences relevant to the topic”

        i’d have to agree, e-twin. if you took your meds, you’d be able to pay attn to the task at hand: addressing the topic. sheesh!

        *rereading all my comments for today and realizing NONE of them are relevent to the topic* i mean, we all fall short…

      • The J.E.M. Formerly Known As Gem

        lmao @ “your next assignment: post at least 2 sentences relevant to the topic”

        i’d have to agree, e-twin. if you took your meds, you’d be able to pay attn to the task at hand: addressing the topic. sheesh!

        *rereading all my comments for today and realizing NONE of them are relevent to the topic* i mean, we all fall short…

      • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

        @Miss Patterson,

        @overit, your next assignment: post at least 2 sentences relevant to the topic… you know i’m just messin’ with you girl.

        lol…right now i’m like 30 comments down the page and i still havent read anything relevant to the entry

      • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

        @Miss Patterson,

        @overit, your next assignment: post at least 2 sentences relevant to the topic… you know i’m just messin’ with you girl.

        lol…right now i’m like 30 comments down the page and i still havent read anything relevant to the entry

    • http://www.myspace.com/chicanextdoor Miss Patterson

      @overit, your next assignment: post at least 2 sentences relevant to the topic… you know i’m just messin’ with you girl.

  • overit

    OK, another milestone in my VSB career, I expect e-daps and brutha hugs.

  • http://www.myspace.com/circa1908 Intellectual Hedonist

    “In 12 countries and Guatemala, that’s probably romantic ”

    I can vouch for my fellow countrymen and women, that what the MCI chick did was not romantic

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

      @Intellectual Hedonist,

      dammit, i’ve been foiled again with bad information. i was told that in guatemala, that’s all the romance you’re gonna get! lol…

      • http://listentoleon.net ListenToLeon

        @Panama Jackson, I’ve never been to Guatemala, but that sounds less like “romance” and more like “treachery” LOL

        Then again, it really does sound like the plot of some romantic comedy starring Dane Cook or something…

      • http://listentoleon.net ListenToLeon

        @Panama Jackson, I’ve never been to Guatemala, but that sounds less like “romance” and more like “treachery” LOL

        Then again, it really does sound like the plot of some romantic comedy starring Dane Cook or something…

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

      @Intellectual Hedonist,

      dammit, i’ve been foiled again with bad information. i was told that in guatemala, that’s all the romance you’re gonna get! lol…

  • http://www.myspace.com/circa1908 Intellectual Hedonist

    “In 12 countries and Guatemala, that’s probably romantic ”

    I can vouch for my fellow countrymen and women, that what the MCI chick did was not romantic

  • http://myspace.com/shatani shatani

    i have no game…i am gameless. *sad face*

    • http://www.myspace.com/chicanextdoor Miss Patterson

      @shatani, don’t be sad. i don’t think the pressure is on the womenfolk to have game. and if we do have game it’s got to be subtle. cuz we’re ladies…right?

      • http://myspace.com/shatani shatani

        @Miss Patterson,

        im often heard to declare, “you cant talk to me like that! im a fvckin lady!”

        so yes, we’re ladies.

      • http://myspace.com/shatani shatani

        @Miss Patterson,

        im often heard to declare, “you cant talk to me like that! im a fvckin lady!”

        so yes, we’re ladies.

    • http://www.myspace.com/chicanextdoor Miss Patterson

      @shatani, don’t be sad. i don’t think the pressure is on the womenfolk to have game. and if we do have game it’s got to be subtle. cuz we’re ladies…right?

    • http://www.heyyouasked.blogspot.com PBG

      @shatani,

      Oh noes! Not the sad face. It’s ok. Don’t worry about it. Everybody don’t need game. It’s overrated anyway.

    • http://www.heyyouasked.blogspot.com PBG

      @shatani,

      Oh noes! Not the sad face. It’s ok. Don’t worry about it. Everybody don’t need game. It’s overrated anyway.

    • http://www.stickwithyocat.blogspot.com V.E.G.

      @shatani,

      oh no. not the sad face.

      I will be teaching a modified (must keep the original for myself) version of my walk/stop/stare/say dayum/walk away technique at 2 pm on Saturday.

      All interested parties may sign up. Free. Includes a recipe for a chocolate chip cookies and mac and cheese and proven scalp massaging techniques.

      • http://myspace.com/shatani shatani

        @V.E.G.,

        *signs name on dotted line*

      • http://myspace.com/shatani shatani

        @V.E.G.,

        *signs name on dotted line*

      • http://www.myspace.com/circa1908 Intellectual Hedonist

        @V.E.G.,

        *signs name on dotted line*

      • http://www.myspace.com/circa1908 Intellectual Hedonist

        @V.E.G.,

        *signs name on dotted line*

      • http://www.myspace.com/shay_d_lady79 Shay-d-lady

        @V.E.G., can men come.. Imma sign my husband up …LOL he is only coming for the mac and cheese, chocolate chip cookie scalp massage portion though….

        • http://www.stickwithyocat.blogspot.com V.E.G.

          @Shay-d-lady,

          You want him to bring you a plate back? lol. Or do you want him to learn to make them?

          • http://www.myspace.com/shay_d_lady79 Shay-d-lady

            @V.E.G., you think Im crazy… he.ll naw I dont want him eating what you make.. I want you to teach him to make it…better yet.. never mind….you turn my husband into a stalker and I will have to kill you…

            • http://www.stickwithyocat.blogspot.com V.E.G.

              @Shay-d-lady,

              CTFU

            • http://www.stickwithyocat.blogspot.com V.E.G.

              @Shay-d-lady,

              CTFU

          • http://www.myspace.com/shay_d_lady79 Shay-d-lady

            @V.E.G., you think Im crazy… he.ll naw I dont want him eating what you make.. I want you to teach him to make it…better yet.. never mind….you turn my husband into a stalker and I will have to kill you…

        • http://www.stickwithyocat.blogspot.com V.E.G.

          @Shay-d-lady,

          You want him to bring you a plate back? lol. Or do you want him to learn to make them?

        • http://www.myspace.com/circa1908 Intellectual Hedonist

          @Shay-d-lady, “he is only coming for the mac and cheese, chocolate chip cookie scalp massage portion though….”

          Im still laughing at this

        • http://www.myspace.com/circa1908 Intellectual Hedonist

          @Shay-d-lady, “he is only coming for the mac and cheese, chocolate chip cookie scalp massage portion though….”

          Im still laughing at this

      • http://www.myspace.com/shay_d_lady79 Shay-d-lady

        @V.E.G., can men come.. Imma sign my husband up …LOL he is only coming for the mac and cheese, chocolate chip cookie scalp massage portion though….

      • http://www.myspace.com/chicanextdoor Miss Patterson

        @V.E.G., i already got my mac n’ cheese game down. wait, perhaps i do have game! quick! find me a man that needs to be fed! i need to test this out. i’m making it for thanksgiving so hurry up! ***preferably one that looks strikingly similar to idris elba…*** (overit, i just need him for like 4 days)

        • http://www.myspace.com/circa1908 Intellectual Hedonist

          @Miss Patterson, “find me a man that needs to be fed!” Isn’t this every man?

          • http://www.stickwithyocat.blogspot.com V.E.G.

            @Intellectual Hedonist,

            My thoughts exactly. Chris Rock said it best: if you put a pot on the stove, a man will show up to your table. I have found this to be true.

            • http://www.myspace.com/circa1908 Intellectual Hedonist

              @V.E.G., I’m saying if a man is coming over I hide the pots, they cant see a pot on the stove.

              him: girl! what you got in there it smells good

              me: water negro, water, I was about to boil water

              • http://www.stickwithyocat.blogspot.com V.E.G.

                @Intellectual Hedonist,

                tell them you don’t have a stove…

              • http://www.stickwithyocat.blogspot.com V.E.G.

                @Intellectual Hedonist,

                tell them you don’t have a stove…

              • http://www.myspace.com/circa1908 Intellectual Hedonist

                @V.E.G but wait I have been in my remodeled house for a year without a kitchen. the kitchen was where I knocked down walls and knocked out windows. So I just didnt finish.

                No word of a lie the other day I was burning some pumpkin spice candle and dude comes over.

                him: you baking? that smells delicious, you didnt have to do that for me

                me: I didn’t

                him: but it smells so good, stop playing where you hiding it

                me: in your car, while you weren’t looking I snuck out and put it in your car, why don’t you go look. Fool! it’s a damn candle!

              • http://www.myspace.com/circa1908 Intellectual Hedonist

                @V.E.G but wait I have been in my remodeled house for a year without a kitchen. the kitchen was where I knocked down walls and knocked out windows. So I just didnt finish.

                No word of a lie the other day I was burning some pumpkin spice candle and dude comes over.

                him: you baking? that smells delicious, you didnt have to do that for me

                me: I didn’t

                him: but it smells so good, stop playing where you hiding it

                me: in your car, while you weren’t looking I snuck out and put it in your car, why don’t you go look. Fool! it’s a damn candle!

              • http://www.stickwithyocat.blogspot.com V.E.G.

                @Intellectual Hedonist,

                LMAO. He thought you’d baked him a pie…

              • http://www.stickwithyocat.blogspot.com V.E.G.

                @Intellectual Hedonist,

                LMAO. He thought you’d baked him a pie…

              • http://myspace.com/shatani shatani

                @Intellectual Hedonist,

                that is hilarious!!! ol “if i knew you were comin i’da baked a cake” lookin boy!

              • http://myspace.com/shatani shatani

                @Intellectual Hedonist,

                that is hilarious!!! ol “if i knew you were comin i’da baked a cake” lookin boy!

            • http://www.myspace.com/circa1908 Intellectual Hedonist

              @V.E.G., I’m saying if a man is coming over I hide the pots, they cant see a pot on the stove.

              him: girl! what you got in there it smells good

              me: water negro, water, I was about to boil water

          • http://www.stickwithyocat.blogspot.com V.E.G.

            @Intellectual Hedonist,

            My thoughts exactly. Chris Rock said it best: if you put a pot on the stove, a man will show up to your table. I have found this to be true.

        • http://www.myspace.com/circa1908 Intellectual Hedonist

          @Miss Patterson, “find me a man that needs to be fed!” Isn’t this every man?

        • overit

          @Miss Patterson, talk to Gem. She might not cut you if you ask nicely.

          • The J.E.M. Formerly Known As Gem

            *pouting*

            i dont wanna give him up!!

            • http://www.myspace.com/chicanextdoor Miss Patterson

              @The J.E.M. Formerly Known As Gem, you gotta give him up. plus he told me you ain’t been treatin’ him right…leaving him at a moment’s notice to go all around the country…he don’t ‘preciate that!

              • The J.E.M. Formerly Known As Gem

                you right about that. i’m a neglectful somebody. *hands head in shame* you can borrow him…

                but i want him back!!

              • The J.E.M. Formerly Known As Gem

                you right about that. i’m a neglectful somebody. *hands head in shame* you can borrow him…

                but i want him back!!

            • http://www.myspace.com/chicanextdoor Miss Patterson

              @The J.E.M. Formerly Known As Gem, you gotta give him up. plus he told me you ain’t been treatin’ him right…leaving him at a moment’s notice to go all around the country…he don’t ‘preciate that!

          • The J.E.M. Formerly Known As Gem

            *pouting*

            i dont wanna give him up!!

        • overit

          @Miss Patterson, talk to Gem. She might not cut you if you ask nicely.

      • http://www.myspace.com/chicanextdoor Miss Patterson

        @V.E.G., i already got my mac n’ cheese game down. wait, perhaps i do have game! quick! find me a man that needs to be fed! i need to test this out. i’m making it for thanksgiving so hurry up! ***preferably one that looks strikingly similar to idris elba…*** (overit, i just need him for like 4 days)

    • http://www.stickwithyocat.blogspot.com V.E.G.

      @shatani,

      oh no. not the sad face.

      I will be teaching a modified (must keep the original for myself) version of my walk/stop/stare/say dayum/walk away technique at 2 pm on Saturday.

      All interested parties may sign up. Free. Includes a recipe for a chocolate chip cookies and mac and cheese and proven scalp massaging techniques.

    • overit

      @shatani, like Miss P said:)

    • overit

      @shatani, like Miss P said:)

    • 8th Wonder

      @shatani, I’ve been told my game is that I have no game.

      So hey, its not necessarily a bad thing.

      • http://myspace.com/shatani shatani

        @8th Wonder,

        ive been told my game is sharp wit and mockery…it just takes a strong man to see that as game lol

        im still waitin!

      • http://myspace.com/shatani shatani

        @8th Wonder,

        ive been told my game is sharp wit and mockery…it just takes a strong man to see that as game lol

        im still waitin!

    • 8th Wonder

      @shatani, I’ve been told my game is that I have no game.

      So hey, its not necessarily a bad thing.

  • http://myspace.com/shatani shatani

    i have no game…i am gameless. *sad face*

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