Five Recurring Black Comedy Characters Who Need To Die
Lebron James isn’t having the greatest week. His Cavs are struggling and now the Progressive ad featuring him as “Flobron” is receiving heat.
There were absolutely NO OTHER CONCEPTS that could have been shot for this ad? It just HAD to come down to a black male athlete in drag? #agenda #emasculation #itsinthecontract
Now, is this concept offensive? I don’t know. I’m not the best person to answer that sort of question. But, I do know one thing: This concept just isn’t funny enough to be used as often as it is. I just can’t think of a time I’ve seen a Black man and thought to myself: “You know what would be hilarious? Him in a dress!!” But, again, it keeps happening.
Anyway, thinking about this brought to mind a few more consistently unfunny comedy characters who either frequently appear in Black movies or are frequently played Black actors/actresses; recurring tropes that seem to get less and less funny every time they’re used and probably need to die.
1. The big Black man in drag
Can still draw laughs, but is funny the same way the McRib is tasty. Even if enjoying it you can’t help but think it was made with bat meat.
2. The big, mean Black woman scaring everyone with her big, mean Black woman-ness
I can not find an instance when this has ever been funny. Seriously, is it never not not funny. I have no idea why comedy writers keep relying on it. But it keeps happening. And keeps happening. And keeps happening.
3. The super, duper horny perpetually single Black woman scaring everyone with her super, duper horny perpetually single Black woman-ness
Because no one has ever actually said “I want to sop him up with some biscuits and gravy!” except for every super, duper horny perpetually single Black woman character who’s ever been on screen. (Maybe your great aunt said it once too, but it doesn’t count because she was talking about Roberto Clemente)
4. The bumbling thug
Thugs can be funny. I mean, I heard someone say “Young Thug is the future of rap” the other day and it made me choke on my orange juice. But the idiot crooks who can’t shoot straight — let’s just call them “Plexicos” — is a comedic crutch relied on a bit too much. Barbershop — which remains one of the most underrated movies ever — almost derailed the entire picture by focusing too much screen time on a couple neighborhood thugs no one gave a damn about trying to do something no one gave a damn about.
5. The currently incarcerated or recently released inmate with one mission in life: rape men
Ok, I’ll admit that Charlie Murphy’s “Tyree” from The Chappelle Show’s Real World parody was hilarious. I actually just took a 10 minute break from writing this to watch that sketch again. But the “don’t drop the soap” joke is only funny if you don’t think about what’s actually implied to happen if the soap is dropped.