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Exclusive: A Leaked Email Exchange Between Drake And Meek Mill From Last Night

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Last week, our sources were somehow able to find an email conversation between Nicki Minaj and Meek Mill. And, wouldn’t you know it, those same sources found another email conversation, but between Meek Mill and Drake from last night.

A condensed version can be found below.

From: kingofthewoes@gmail.com: To: NOCHILLMILL@msn.com: 4:07am

Look, my dude. I’m willing to end this if you are. I got bigger plans. Bigger pictures. Bigger grands. Bigger strippers. And writing all these diss tracks is taking time away from what I really like to do. Get mud treatments and leave comments on YouTube twerk videos under the pseudonym “Jack Reacher.” So next time we see each other, let’s hug it out. And maybe go get some wings. Or, better yet, brunch. And then we’ll just walk around the mall together; browsing but not buying. Getting numbers but never texting. But if you want to buy something at Banana Republic or something, that’s cool too. I’ll even wait outside the store for you. I’m versatile. 

NOCHILLMILL@msn.com: 9:42am

FUCK YOU, NIGGA. YOU SAID YOU WAS DONE WITH DISSIN, BUT YOU GONNA GO AHEAD AND CALL ME A PSEUDONYM. I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, SO I KNOW IT’S DISRESPECTFUL. I’M FROM PHILLY, AND WE TWEET ABOUT DISRESPECTFUL NIGGAS IN THESE STREETS!!! AND WHY YOU ALWAYS EMAILING ME SO EARLY IN THE MORNING??? VAMPIRE-ASS NIGGA! NO WONDER YOU HAVE A WIDOWS PEAK!

kingofthewoes@gmail.com: 10:17am

Meek, man. Relax. Pseudonym is not a diss. It’s just a word I used in an email to describe something I was doing. I use a lot of different words because I write things all the time — emails, Instagram captions, contracts, texts to Kerry Washington at 4am. And even, occasionally, actual rap verses. I know your anger is due to you feeling bad that everyone thinks Nicki should be with me and not you. And I’m sure the A capella renditions of Bohemian Rhapsody I used to leave on her voicemail didn’t help either. I apologize for that. I didn’t know I was wrong. Until I called my mom. And she was like “Aubrey?” And I was like “Mom, I’m Drake now. Please don’t call me Aubrey in front of my friends anymore. It makes me sad.” And she was like “Remember that thing I told you when you were six?” And I was like “About the type of hair grease you use to maintain a Jew fro?” And she was like “No, AuDrake. The other thing.” And I was like “I remember, now. I love you.” And then I hung up the phone, and made a frittata. I have some leftover, actually. Do you want some?

NOCHILLMILL@msn.com: 11:01am

I DON’T EAT FRITTATAS. JUST CHEESE STEAKS AND GRAPE JUICE. FOR EVERY MEAL. IT’S A PHILLY DIET CALLED THE BEANIE SIGEL. THATS WHY MY LIPS LOOK LIKE THAT! PEOPLE THINK IT’S THE WEED. BUT I DON’T EVEN SMOKE! IT’S THE CHEESESTEAKS! BUT, AIGHT. YOU STILL A UNCOOKED LAMB SAUSAGE LOOKING-ASS NIGGA. BUT I’LL SQUASH IT. JUST PROMISE ME NOT TO RELEASE ANY MORE DISS RECORDS. CAUSE ROZAY LOCKED ME IN THE STUDIO LAST NIGHT AND WOULDN’T LET ME LEAVE UNTIL I WROTE SOMETHIN. EVEN THREATENED TO DROP ME FROM THE LABEL AND PICK UP REED DOLLAZ. 

kingofthewoes@gmail.com: 11:22am

My dude!!! That makes me so verklempt! You know I love promises! Of course I promise! My favorite promise I ever made was the one I made to Brittany from the Foot Locker in Silver Spring. We made eye contact while I was buying some wristbands, and I told her we were gonna get married, and she just looked at me and said “That’ll be $19.99.” I gave her a $20, and promised her I would come back for her one day. I haven’t yet. But I still think about her all the time. 

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  • LadyIbaka

    My ninja!!!

    “I’ll even wait for you outside the store.Im versatile”
    DEAD!

    • KMN

      I just knew he was going to say he’d buy him the outfit from Banana Republic lol..

  • First off, that Meek’s email is with msn is cracking me up. He seems the type. (As does he seem the type with the all caps life, too.)

  • Uniquely Blushed

    Is it bad that I was reading this in their voices… Drake – the calm, soft spoken guy named Aubrey and Meek – the screaming, in your face dude who’s middle name is Rahmeek!!!

    Thanks for the afternoon laugh!

  • HeyBooHey

    Drake does seem like the type to sing acapella Bohemian Rhapsody verses on a chick’s voicemail.
    I can really hear him singing “Mamaaaaaa, oooooooooo” in his Drake-like “Marvin’s Room” timbre right now. And for that, I despise this post

  • CynCyn82

    NOOOOOO I wasn’t ready! I had an animated show in my head of this dialogue!

  • TJ

    Once again, the fact that Meek Mill is using a MSN e-mail address is the punchline. Lmao.

    Also, y’all are giving Meek too much credit by using punctuation. DEAD.

    • Dr. She Who Reads

      Can we talk about all the people on the interwebs who write sentences without punctuation? Can we, please? Because… I just… I can’t… I don’t… For why would you ignore the period and comma buttons?

      • TJ

        This is very necessary!

        We also need to talk about men who text without punctuation. It’s so confusing and frustrating.

        • HeyBooHey

          No, just no to “grown” men with run-on sentences. I’ve stopped talking to guys who text like that, I don’t need that frustration in my life

          • TJ

            I may need to be about that life. It’s 2015. Everyone has unlimited texts and characters. No excuses for no punctuation.

            • Why? Whyyyy? I said this exact thing to a friend about a dude who was texting me. Like, ain’t nobody paying per character anymore. Spell that $hit out!

            • HeyBooHey

              Let that life be your guide girl. These 2015 men need to act like they came up with Sesame Street and SchoolHouse Rock and stop trippin in my inbox

          • FarbissinaPunim

            Annnnnd…dudes over 40 whose emoji game is so extra.

            • HeyBooHey

              No ma’am smh. Past the age of 25 or unless it’s in a mocking nature, no man’s emoji game should be conversational. Stick to a winky face to flirt, only use 1 heart at a time and throw in an eggplant to be naughty. Dems tha rules, fellas.

            • Guest

              All My Single Ladies… Now Put Your Hands Up ???

            • Epsilonicus

              You gonna love these Baltimore Ravens emojis ok lol

          • DBoySlim

            Hey I know a chick who types “yhu” and “mii” on purpose. She is undateable.

            • HeyBooHey

              …..Idk what those letters are even post to be. But I’m glad you’ve placed her squarely where she belongs in the “undateable” box. I want better for my VSBs /VSSs lives outchea

              • DBoySlim

                Me and you

                • HeyBooHey

                  You serious?!? It’s done on purpose?!? Remove her from yhur contacts at once!

            • mzpw

              *falls out of chair laughing* please don’t let that same girl you speak of be my cousin…..

              • DBoySlim

                Is she lightskint?

        • Dr. She Who Reads

          Girl, and then abbreviate all the words. It’s like a whole other language, and I’m not fluent.

          *Adds contact to block list*

        • cakes_and_pies

          Can we talk about men who use the exclamation point too much as well?

          The Hale you excited about all the time?

          • Kema

            I’m thinking they feel exclamation points and periods are interchangeable. I use to have one that ended every sentence with an exclamation point.

            • cakes_and_pies

              There is something very serial killer about that.

            • LMNOP

              One of my kids teachers used to send home notes with excessive exclamation points, like “Your kid had a good day! She only got in trouble two times this morning!” And I would be so confused, like you want beat her or give her a cookie? I have no idea, so I’m just going to recycle this note and move on with my life.

        • CamCamtheGreat

          Women do this too, tho. But hey, don’t mind me. Just passin’ through.

      • LMNOP

        The writing level of most of the internet must be extra frustrating when you have a doctorate in English.

        • Dr. She Who Reads

          Maybe if I were a grammarian, but I’m on the lit side, not the comp side. I spend my time second-guessing myself on my grammar and punctuation.

          Plus, most of the people I associate with have at least basic English skills. I’m elitist that way. ?????

    • Nahknee_nanee

      My girlfriends do this too, but the difference is I know for a fact that they aren’t actually illiterate. Just a preference. They say it’s implied. But I’m fully on board the #punctuationmatters* movement.

      *I fully support #blacklivesmatter

    • OhRyanT

      You know this is fake right?

  • cakes_and_pies

    “AND CALL ME A PSEUDONYM”
    Before I even finished reading the sentence, I paused and thought “That ninja doesn’t know what that word means”.
    Glad I wasn’t disappointed.
    I always imagine every conversation between Meek and Nicki goes down like this.

  • *im just here to continue to wave my canadian flag*
    this will be funny to us for a VERY long time.
    #chargedup

    • That Joe Carter cover photo was everything though. The shade in using that photo alone was cold. Mitch Williams don’t even know who Meek Mill is and he’s pissed lol

      • it really really really really was.
        CACKLES ALL OVER AGAIN.

  • Vanity in Peril

    This entire exchange. Cheese steaks and grape juice though!? If I didn’t live in Philthy I’d call you a liar. Whowoulda thunk it, Drizzy Drake the cake, of all people?

  • miss t-lee

    “Meek, man. Relax. Pseudonym is not a diss”

    *cackles*

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