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Actual conversation I had with one of my female cousins:
Panama’s cousin: I’m telling you P, every chick…I’m telling you.
Pontificatious Panama: I just don’t believe that…
Panama’s cousin: Believe what you want, fact is, every woman has thought seriously about hooking up with another woman.
Interestingly, I have this conversation with quite a few women I know. Of course, all of those women are lesbians so perhaps for them it was just a self-fulfilling prophesy. Of course, for years, I was trying to will Christina Milian under my Christmas tree but I didn’t get the same results.
But, alas, it begs the question? Have all women considered switching teams? I’d like to say that this is total bullox, but truth be told…
…I believe it.
There are a few reasons for this. For one, nearly every woman I know has made some sort of joke that they’re going to give up men for women since all men suck, or are in jail…or suck in jail. Rarely (if ever) will you hear a man EVER say that women are on that BS so he’s going to give up women. Granted, women can laugh it off because in large part, we KNOW that a lot of men aren’t holding up their end of el bargaines. It’s understood to be a joke, whereas if a man was to say that, we’d look at him with all the suspicion of Mike Tyson saying he’s learned the errors of his ways.
But on the other hand, people say (not sure who these people are, but for the sake of argument let’s assume we’re talking about smart people like Aristotle, Kofi Annan, and R.Kelly’s defense team) that there is truth in jest. Which leads me to believe that though many women haven’t considered it in depth, perhaps they haven’t ruled it out altogether either.
Women pay as much attention (if not more) to women as men do. Heck, fellas, your girl might be willing to have a conversation with you about how good some woman’s puppies looked. Or the fact that there really isn’t any more room for you in those jeans. I’ve never been out and seen a dude and been like, “you know, that’s a well put together brotha.”
Not.gonna.happen.
Many women are very appreciative of the female form. They know a hot chick when they see one and love a nice set of hooters just as much as any man. Now that doesn’t mean they want to play with them since generally they have their own…however, ya never know.
I’m not saying this is law, but I do tend to think that most women have considered at least once. Catch a chick after a bad breakup and she just might be willing to test her limits.
Catch me after a bad breakup, and find me at the club, trying to take home another chick. I’m looking for Nikki…not Nicholas.
And then there’s the best reason of all…I’m a lesbian. So I can completely understand it.
*rimshot*
Heh heh heh.
Dispute it if you want, but my science is better than your science. And my God tells me I’m right.
It was written.
-VSB P aka THE ARSONIST
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I’ve joked about turning gay because I can get sick of some male’s bullshit but I don’t think I’ve ever seriously thought about going through with it. As odd enough as it sounds, I like going down on a guy but I can’t see myself chomping down on some pussy (sorry for being so vulgar). I also think it’s pretty ridiculous to actually believe that a woman can genuinely turn gay just because she’s become so bitter from what men have done to her.
And women always judge women more harshly than any man ever will.
As odd enough as it sounds, I like going down on a guy
There is nothing odd sounding about this statement. This is one of the joys of good sex.
“As odd enough as it sounds, I like going down on a guy
There is nothing odd sounding about this statement. This is one of the joys of good sex.”
***simon gratz***
“I like going down on a guy”
My People of VSB, if THIS isn’t a great baby-T, I don’t know what is. lol.
As odd enough as it sounds, I like going down on a guy
::applause::
no, not the going down on the guy part. what is odd is that i’m a woman and i think my holy hole is great… i just can’t see myself chomping down on someone else’s holy hole
Suga…***hive 5***I teach women to enjoy the art or@l technique…so I am with you…the FIRST thing I tell them is, if you don’t like doing it…don’t! you don’t want some man on the buff-ette with less than enthusiastic love language! so BE what you WANT!
personally, I enjoy the power…at that moment, NOTHING in the world is more important than me…makes for a rush like none other!
“BE what you WANT!”
Mz. Good Good, if this idea REALLY caught on, the world would be a better place for you and me.
*singing “We Are The World”*
This is the same thing I tell my girls. It really doesnt matter what technique you learn unless you like doing it and can enjoy those moments, you will never be better at it. there is nothing like getting lost in the moment with a man who knows how to provide the proper feedback. Mercy…
whats vulgar about chompin on pussy?
“whats vulgar about chompin on pussy?”
…the mere fact that you came up with that statement, are you kidding me?!?
“I also think it’s pretty ridiculous to actually believe that a woman can genuinely turn gay just because she’s become so bitter from what men have done to her.”
though i’d like to agree with this statement, i know two chicks who have claimed this is why they left dudes alone…which ruins the scientific community’s idea that you’re born that way. well, that and the belief that if you suck a penny before you take a breathalyzer test, you’ll pass no matter what.
as far as whether or not you are born gay
There were a few guys I knew when I was a lil kid that acted gay and used to get made fun of cause they wanted to jump rope and play hopscotch instead of play basketball or kickball…or did that neck snap thing and waved their hands around when they got mad like lil girls do
Those guys are very openly gay now. There are those that come out the box gay. In fact I think they are the ones that had it figured out from jump. They saved themselves some time and picked a team at the beginning of teh game.
“There were a few guys I knew when I was a lil kid that acted gay and used to get made fun of cause they wanted to jump rope and play hopscotch instead of play basketball or kickball…or did that neck snap thing and waved their hands around when they got mad like lil girls do”
This is true. I have two male classmates that always hung around with us girls. Playing 4-square and jumping rope with us. This was from 3rd grade on up to HS. One was even on our cheerleading squad. I always thought that both of them were gay. Fast forward 15 years, one is openly out and proud, the other is now a female.
So…I do believe that you are born that way.
“as far as whether or not you are born gay
There were a few guys I knew when I was a lil kid that acted gay and used to get made fun of cause they wanted to jump rope and play hopscotch instead of play basketball or kickball…or did that neck snap thing and waved their hands around when they got mad like lil girls do”
like chris rock said, they were always gay, just didnt have anybody to be gay with
“though i’d like to agree with this statement, i know two chicks who have claimed this is why they left dudes alone”
you know, in cases like these, i think the chicks always wanted do to that, but just needed some justification to actually take that step.
Agreed. I believe your sexuality is something you are born with; some people just fight their natural instincts.
That reasoning has little to do with being gay and much much more to do with being bitter.
i don’t think you can go against the scientific community because you know two chicks who claim that that’s the reason… i too believe sexuality is something you’re born with.
hmm…has the scientific community definitively determined that you are born one way or the other?
i dotn think scientists are pressed about it. I would think they have more important things to worry about
“i dotn think scientists are pressed about it. I would think they have more important things to worry about”
yup, like creating mice that can’t get fat
http://www.abcnews.go.com/Health/Healthday/story?id=5552417&page=1
I thnk the jury is still out on it. Plus “Biology is science’s final frontier” so I heard from a PhDed scientist that works @ one of the world’s most award winning labs.
Scientists have proven that a part of the brain in gay males looks different than the same part of the brain in straight males. What causes the difference isn’t conclusive, but it’s reasonable to beleive that it may be partly attributed to homosexuality.
Word I seen that documenary it was a sliver of the brainstem. It wasn’t like a hetero males but was a lil more akin to a hetero female.
I also had an Anatomy and Physiology prof. that said that a study was done w/ rats where if a pregnant rat was stressed (from crowding by other rats) her offspring would exhibit homosexual tendancies. And the offspring of these rats would be full blown homosexuals rats.
as other people have pointed out, there are physical brain differences in lesbians and gay men.
of course, the argument of nature vs nurture will always be debated over
I dont think it ruins the scientific community. Men and women are different, so I think one can conclude that sexuality is experienced differently.
I definitely JOKE about it here or there because YA’LL drive a woman crazy, but I don’t reeeeally think about it. But you’re right, men definitely don’t ever say “women are driving me nuts, I need to try dating men.” Is homophobia responsible for this dichotomy?
its not homophobia its the love of punany
and this, my friends, is my exact reasoning for staying strickly deckly… the love of my own poon and the perfect way it is complemented by its human counterpart, a peen, is what makes my world go round. i dont care what anyone says, there is a huge difference between how you work a pole that you were born with and one that you strap on; since you cant feel it, you have no idea whats going on or how to work it, IMO…
its simple, really.
Now Liz…you know you done thought about it. remember that day when you said…and then i said…and the you were like…and i said ‘whoa’ and then you said ‘wee’?
lol.
LOL! I did NOT say ‘weeee’!
“But you’re right, men definitely don’t ever say “women are driving me nuts, I need to try dating men.” Is homophobia responsible for this dichotomy?”
yeah, to agree with deviant, theres no fathomable situation that would make a straight guy even consider switching teams, because…well, its just unfathomable.
I think men are really tied to their macncheeesmo. I mean the macheesemo is a part of who a man is. And if he is hitting for the one team guess what just as sure a dangle is down there there is no fathamable sityo that could bring about the thaught of switching teams. Unless he is on the purple team. In that case I would guess that he feels the solidarity for the team his contract is with at that time.
I actually had a guy say to me and I quote, “Y’all women play to many games, I see why m*therf*ckers turn gay” WTF?!?!?! It was like the record scratched and came to a halt! I was baffled! This fool then has the audacity to get mad when I question his sexuality! I mean, what STRAIGHT guy says something like that?! SMH
Oh, and to answer the question….I can honestly say I have not ever considered being with a chick. As much as I enjoy being “served”, the thought of “serving” a chick makes me gag!!..my future hubby, YES…a chick, HELL NO! lol
“I actually had a guy say to me and I quote, “Y’all women play to many games, I see why m*therf*ckers turn gay” WTF?!?!?! It was like the record scratched and came to a halt! I was baffled! This fool then has the audacity to get mad when I question his sexuality! I mean, what STRAIGHT guy says something like that?! SMH”
yeah, you definitely hafta throw a flag on that play
Hmmmm……Suspect comment followed by being overly defensive of ones sexuality…….I think you might have found one of those Down Low clowns!
That’s what I was thinking…I never looked @ him the same again.
“what STRAIGHT guy says something like that?!”
A gay straight guy says something like that.
A gay straight guy??? LMAO
yeah I had to LOL at that one.
“nearly every woman I know has made some sort of joke that they’re going to give up men for women since all men suck, or are in jail”
I’ve dealt with some of those men who do suck, but it’s never made me want to switch teams. I love men and I might take a break from the BS once in a while but it’s never ever made me think about being with a woman. Thinking that every woman has thought about being with another woman sounds like a male fantasy to me.
“Thinking that every woman has thought about being with another woman sounds like a male fantasy to me.”
Leila, I think many men have this fantasy of “my girl got a girlfriend” and it may perpetuate the thought, but from my experience and conversations, I’m leaning more towards MOST women have at least once seriously considered it. Could be just the females I’ve come across…I don’t know.
I will say this though, when I’m in a committed relationship, I don’t want my woman fooling around with anyone whether it’s male or female even if I’m in the mix.
“from my experience and conversations, I’m leaning more towards MOST women have at least once seriously considered it”
Really? I”m surprised because I don’t hear this too much except as a joke.
Leila…the realest truths are spoken in jest…luv…
In my opinion, Chris Rock is one of the FUNNIEST comedians of our time. His subjects are varied and I feel that no matter what it is, he’s speaking *Chuuuch*. Eddie Murphy (when he did stand-up), Katt Williams, Dave Chappelle, the late Bernie Mac (I’m not gonna even mention the TRUE KINGS of Comedy), but they ALL spoke the TRUTH in joke form. THAT’S why people laughed.
My point is: Truth lies (and not lie in the deceptive way) in every GOOD joke.
“I will say this though, when I’m in a committed relationship, I don’t want my woman fooling around with anyone whether it’s male or female even if I’m in the mix.”
yeah, me too. i’m selfish like that. i dont believe in sharing
“Thinking that every woman has thought about being with another woman sounds like a male fantasy to me.”
can’t say its a fantasy for me since it doesn’t really benefit me at all. but you could be right…something about B.O.T. action just seems fun. its like two beach balls in a small pool.
*singin’* “I’m lookin’ for Nikkiiiii…and allll her freaky friends”…lol. I couldn’t resist letting that out…that was the shyt when I first came down to the ‘A’. I’m not even sure if you were tryin’ to reference the song when you said, “I’m looking for Nikki…not Nicholas,” but all types of sordid memories race through my head when I read that. Damn I miss Club Nikki’s and GC…
Speaking of the ‘A’ (and getting back on topic), I DEFINITELY feel that most, if not all, women have at least entertained the thought at least once. They may have not acted on it or may never will, but the thought has crossed their minds a time or two. It may not be an all out encounter with ta-ta’s being sucked upon or carpet mushing going down while they scissor each other, but maybe a not-so-innocent kiss on the lips…with tongue.
Now that I think about it, if I was asked this question 14 years ago before I came to Atlanta, I wouldn’t neccessarily have thought so. I guess here it’s more “out there” and accepted than other places.
A good question is though, If a woman desires another woman sexually or if she is intimate with a woman, does that make her a lesbian?
If a dude likes taking it up the butt or getting skull from another man, he’s pretty much gay in my book. But does the same thing hold true for women?
when it comes to homosexuality both male and female I have always considered you gay not necessarily for the act but for the attraction. Any one can do a lesbian or gay sex act for random reasons other than attraction and a teenager that has never has sex is still either homo or hetero…so if you are attracted to women you are a lesbian and if you are attracted to men you are a homosexual, Donnie Mcclurkin….LMAO
LMYAO @ throwing ‘Donnie McClurken’ in there…LOL!!
LOL! Yeah, you you didn’t have to throw Donnie in there like that…you could’ve thrown Tyler Perry in though.
Yo D*Stroy have you heard that dude’s testimony? Kinda deep.
Only snippets…can you give a synopsis?
Yo ya man was on tbn like “his lil bro was killed crossing the street whil he was supposed to be playing n watching him. Pops was gone Mom’s was all uber depressed n an uncle came to stay n help… molested lil Donnie. Donnie was hittin for the ghey team got delivered tadaaah.
I’m interested to because I think he’s ‘flame on’ but what do I know??
Oh, I thought you were talkin’ about T. Perry…
*hangs head, only for a second*
You da man Wudaman,
That really sucks for him…that is some f-ed up sh*t.
thanks for putting a nucca on.
Don’t worry Monk…I thought the same sh*t! T. Perry seems anything but straight to me. He seems most comfortable when he is crossdressing as Madea.
“flame-on” LMAO!
Oh yeah Donnie is married to a woman n a pastor. The deliverance thing happened before the stand song n errthang. D*Stroy I am honored I could be your minister of information. Shalom Shabock. N all I know about Tyler is he was homeless met Oprah and now has an effing compound.
“Any one can do a lesbian or gay sex act for random reasons other than attraction and a teenager that has never has sex is still either homo or hetero…”
I don’t know, I look at it like murder…you do it once, you’re done. There’s certain levels of curiosity that you just don’t cross unless you’re ready for the title. if you’re a dude who’s LET another man bufu you, then i’m just not gonna give you a pass on the “experience.”
however, if you’re in jail and your manhood gets taken, you shouldn’t ever speak about it, but you get a pass.
If your manhood gets taken, you have been raped. If you decide to switch teams while locked up, you are gay.
I don’t believe in that experimental ish…if you switch fine. If you switch back, fine. Own up to it and stop trying to dismiss it as un-gay. lol
“If your manhood gets taken, you have been raped.If you decide to switch teams while locked up, you are gay. ”
I feel you… but what happens if you are forced to give oral…to the point of climax? yikes…I can’t imagine that that won’t have a profound impact on your sexual identity. *sniggling*
“but what happens if you are forced to give oral…to the point of climax? yikes…I can’t imagine that that won’t have a profound impact on your sexual identity. ”
thanks for the imagery, d.
Just sayin’…there’s no coming back from that.
you jus make me gag like that part on Harold and Kumar when they were locked up on Gitmo and they were forced to eat “sandwiches”
& the scene when Kane got out of jail from boyz n da hood
Damn D*Boy….
I had to hold my vomit in from last night’s dinner with that one.
LMAO! my bad.
yeah, thanks alot for “imagery”…you almost made me choke on the blackberry seeds in my greek yogurt (yogurt, “forced to give oral to the point of climax,” and two dudes do NOT mesh well) …….exhale…..woo-sah
“I don’t know, I look at it like murder…you do it once, you’re done. There’s certain levels of curiosity that you just don’t cross unless you’re ready for the title. if you’re a dude who’s LET another man bufu you, then i’m just not gonna give you a pass on the “experience.”
i agree. theres a certain level of invasiveness with male homosexual sex that does make it different than two women sleeping together, which makes it easier for women to get a pass than a guy
I didnt name curiosity as a “random reason” because I think that if you are curious enough to cross the line then you have an attraction there and are gay…I was thinking more along the lines of drug addicts, prostitutes, rape etc….
I agree…I think that attraction plays a strong role in it…not necessarily s3cks-yoo-al-it-tee…for some, it may be the challenge of the conquest…or to satisfy a curiousity…but I don’t think that penal frustration leads to being a “patron of the arts”…you have to have an underlying attraction to be able to “rock headphones”…ya dig!
“I’m lookin’ for Nikkiiiii…and allll her freaky friends”…lol. I couldn’t resist letting that out…that was the shyt when I first came down to the ‘A’. I’m not even sure if you were tryin’ to reference the song when you said, “I’m looking for Nikki…not Nicholas,” but all types of sordid memories race through my head when I read that. Damn I miss Club Nikki’s and GC…
yeah homeboy…straight reference to Lil Will’s one song ever…and that joint was straight fiyah.
RIP Nikki’s. Home of the Wednesday afternoon $5 lapdance.
Not mention Jollies. 10 lapdances and you get a free tshirt!
Actually theres one other song by Lil Will featuring Pimp C called “Dont Tell my Girl” or something like that…its cool but its pretty similar to Lookin for Nikki.
Lookin’ For Nikki was a certified Atlanta classic song. Much like Co-Ed’s seminal song, “Roll With Me”.
“Roll With Me” = The Shyt!!
Actually, I was suppose to work with them on a video but things fell through…label woes and what not. Their CD was the BOMB though…I’ll raise my right hand and swear on that.
yeah that CD was the bomb…i still play it to this day.
shameless family plug…one of the chicks is my cousin. she’s working on some other music though…
What if the dude likes taking it up the butt from ONLY women with strap-ons? Does that make him gay?
King Missile has a good song about gay or not gay. Of course, that’s the only freaking one NOT on youtube!
Edit: found song embedded in an AMV: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSle-o8cfAk
What if the dude likes taking it up the butt from ONLY women with strap-ons? Does that make him gay?
Gay (in transition).
Double Gay!!!
LOL!!!!!!
this is an interesting question. is something a gay act if you can only be aroused if a woman does it with/to you?
man + (enjoys object being repeatedly rammed in @ss)/(wo)man = gay
regardless of whose doing the ramming…
ummm…yeah. that about covers it.
OMG Good did you just translate that answer into a mathmatical proof!? I’m seeing you in a whole new cornerlicious light. **somebody get me some water why is my collar so tight that’s funny I never bumped into my desk drawer like that before**
To Be Crass:
Woman shoving something up a man’s *ss + man liking it = equals gay
Woman licking or inserting tongue into man’s *ss=not neccessarily gay…
I’m going to call BS on all the responses to this (except Champ’s).
This suggests that being gay can be defined by WHAT you like and not WHO you like. If that’s the case, I could probably find reasons why everyone is gay.
Damn!! I can only vote ONCE one my favorite t-shirt????
YUP. This ain’t Florida.
There go Liz be all fair and shyt…
If it was Florida, he wouldn’t be able to vote at all. They turn him away at the poll and say his uncle went to jail so he lost his right to vote.
Real talk Panama. I was there & it was strait like that. When me n my engineering buddies saw the results. We was all fudge it lets sell rocks.
If the vote doesn’t come out the ‘right’ way, I demand a recount…lol.
hahaha where are the chads gonna be to count. lol
We was all fudge it lets sell rocks.
LMAO!
the shirt in the lead seems kinda pansy
lol
“pansy” is a word that doesn’t get used enough.
I use it at least 5 times a day
“the shirt in the lead seems kinda pansy”
this made me choke on my powdered soft drink
it seems “pansy” for a dude…but not for a girl…quit hating on my quote DEEV…we ‘sposed to be “here” and ish…lol
I’m using the McCain method to win votes..by tearing down the other candidates
I agree with Dev, I say we revolt against Liz and her tyrannical ways of preventing us from voting more than once, turn this place into Chicago (where even the dead voted)
Talk about a f*cking coincidence….This weekend I went to a co-workers wedding reception. I was mad at my husband for some run of the mill dumb male sh!t , so I put on my f*ck him girl dress, did it up and left. Of course there was an open bar (well it was a hood affair so there was a bar with random bottles of liquor on it)… I got extremely intoxicated. On my way to congratulate the bride and groom and tell them I was leaving this chick bumps into me and spills her drink on my dress. I know I was drunk because I didn’t immediately shoot off, but that’s another story. She apologized and offered to get a napkin. I told her no problem I’m cool and then she offered to lick it off of me. Now I was halfway out the door before I realized what she said (reason 2 I knew I was drunk). Now I wasn’t attracted to her and I wasn’t turned on but for the first time I wondered what lesbians actually do when they do. Suffice to say, I got home and rocked my husbands world and it was all said and done. Thats about as close I have ever come to actually thinking about it.
hmmm?!?!
“I told her no problem I’m cool and then she offered to lick it off of me.”
things like this qualify as “stuff that happens on a good day”
“Talk about a f*cking coincidence….This weekend I went to a co-workers wedding reception. I was mad at my husband for some run of the mill dumb male sh!t , so I put on my f*ck him girl dress, did it up and left. Of course there was an open bar (well it was a hood affair so there was a bar with random bottles of liquor on it)… I got extremely intoxicated. On my way to congratulate the bride and groom and tell them I was leaving this chick bumps into me and spills her drink on my dress. I know I was drunk because I didn’t immediately shoot off, but that’s another story. She apologized and offered to get a napkin. I told her no problem I’m cool and then she offered to lick it off of me. Now I was halfway out the door before I realized what she said (reason 2 I knew I was drunk). Now I wasn’t attracted to her and I wasn’t turned on but for the first time I wondered what lesbians actually do when they do. Suffice to say, I got home and rocked my husbands world and it was all said and done. Thats about as close I have ever come to actually thinking about it.”
hearing about stories like this is why we created vsb.com. i think a tear just dropped from my eye
“Believe what you want, fact is, every woman has thought seriously about hooking up with another woman.”
being a graduate of an all women’s college, the jokes are a fact. A lot of women joke about it. Some of the best compliments I ever got were from women. And a lesbians’ mack game is better than most men (maybe because its unexpected if your a straight woman). And women are great listeners.
BUT
Emotionally (when its a good match) a man provides me that “something” that a woman can’t. And sexually…well there’s nothing that a woman could really do for me that I couldn’t do for my da%n self.
To me the serious consideration is either for the truly curious or the orientated.
“And a lesbians’ mack game is better than most men”
on the contrary…I once was in East New York, Brooklyn (a place that resembles Beirut) with my wife and we were walking to the train station when this gaggle of lesbian street tuffs ran up on us. They were like “Yo b*tch, let me get your number.” Mind you we were holding hands. I was never so shocked in my life…to get disrespected by n*ggas is one thing but to get disrespected by some thuggish lesbos was completely out of my frame of reference. Looking back I’m glad I just kept walking…cause I think they were strapped!
” once was in East New York, Brooklyn (a place that resembles Beirut) with my wife and we were walking to the train station when this gaggle of lesbian street tuffs ran up on us. They were like “Yo b*tch, let me get your number.” ”
OH MY GOD…this is hilarious….I’m dying.
..but this sounds like a little Revisionist history
“this sounds like a little Revisionist history”
Whatever do you mean?! This is how the sh*t went down! There were three of ‘em! And they were not f*ckin’ around either! They wanted my wife and they were willing to gun-butt me (or worse) for her. REAL TALK!
I’m with you D*Stroy – it was East New York…toddlers run strapped down there!
“toddlers run strapped”
this was actually the original name of M.O.P.’s first album
To quote Fizzy Womack: “Blucka-blucka-bluh-blucka-bluh-blucka-blucka BLOW! “
Thug Lesbians WILL TEST you every and single time they have a chance to. WHY?? lol
LMAO! All I know is that they (thug lesbos) better watch the f*ck out for me next time. I’ve been beating myself up for years… all because I didn’t stand up to ‘em. The next thug lesbo who steps to me is going to get dealt wit’. EARLY!
“Lesbian street tuffs” has now entered my daily vocab, and I couldn’t be happier!
“Lesbian street tuffs” has now entered my daily vocab, and I couldn’t be happier!
yeah, mine too. this might actually be the name of my fantasy football team
Berut!!!!! LMAO LMAO!
I can believe it. Every one in East New York is a street tough. Pastor street toughs, pre-kindergarten street toughs, elderly grandma street toughs.
LOL! Word-up!
even the cats from the Pink Houses are street tuffs. they’re probably tougher than average too b/c they come from the Pink Houses.
you got to beat down people off GP if you’re from the Pink Houses just to keep your hood status.
East New York b*tch!
lesbians do offer a lot of good compliments, i’ve noticed. at my club we have a “chick night” and they’re in laying the mack game down. hell, i’ve pulled out a notepad before to take notes.
*about 1/3 of that statement was untrue*
This brings up a good point, TheComebackGirl mentions “being a graduate of an all women’s college, the jokes are a fact.”
Is this intended as “the jokes=fact”? ‘Cause those “jokes” run rapid…
“Is this intended as “the jokes=fact”? ‘Cause those “jokes” run rapid…”
basically…I only offered up my “scientific” evidence to illustrate that women aren’t just sitting around having wild thoughts and dreams about other women and strap ons. Its not happening. I think its true that someone wrote above that …
men would love to believe that every woman has seriously considered getting with another woman…in fact…I actually question what P heard from his cousin…
I’m really starting to believe that he was ACTUALLY at the “Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants” movie with his little cousin. And she said: “P its every girls dream to travel around the world with their bestfriend.”.
you see this is how things get totally misunderstood.
“…in fact…I actually question what P heard from his cousin…”
question it all you want, but i’m not making that up at all. it’s not even paraphased.
I’m really starting to believe that he was ACTUALLY at the “Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants” movie with his little cousin. And she said: “P its every girls dream to travel around the world with their bestfriend.”.
CTFU! Communication gaps indeed
““Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants” movie with his little cousin. And she said: “P its every girls dream to travel around the world with their bestfriend.” – hahahaahahahahahaah… LMMFAO!!!!…I think Cummback-girl’s analogy sounds more believable and funnier…shyt mate!
“I’m really starting to believe that he was ACTUALLY at the “Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants” movie with his little cousin. And she said: “P its every girls dream to travel around the world with their bestfriend.”.
you see this is how things get totally misunderstood.”
i’m just getting back to this…lol. good one, except its women who misconstrue statements. if i tell you that i hate you, generally, you all will hear, “i hate when you wear that shirt. i love you dont wear it again or i’ll have to love you a little less than i did 2.3 minutes ago.”
travelling pants…that and the joy luck club are two movies i firmly place into the “without a doubt chick movies”
at least in Beaches, somebody died.
dying is so hip-hop.
*sidenote: i dont actually know if anybody dies in those other movies…but i’ll never know cuz i’ll never watch them.*
Actually, one of the characters does die in Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants. Not to mention there’s suicide, adultery, terminal illness, and pregnancy scares.
Oh the drama those pants have seen…
“Oh the drama those pants have seen…”
there’s so many different directions i can go with this statement that i’m literally stuck
“Actually, one of the characters does die in Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants.”
Well DAMN! Thanks a lot, Professor Killjoy. Eff those of us who ain’t read or watched the book.
*Stomps out room in a huff*
Why do men pretend like they can’t get down with a good Chick flick and have a good soul cleansing cry!!
Men can…but why do women excuse TRUTH as being jokes…c’mon now.
not sure…could be the same reason why men NEED to believe all woman secretly want to bang their girlfriends
playing pretend stokes the ego, works both ways on the flip side.
actually, men can appreciate romantic comedies. i myself love the movie “love, actually”. however, there’s a difference between a romantic comedy and a movie not intended for men to watch…like anything with the word “sisterhood” in the title.
it’s right there in Times New Roman. do not watch if thou wield pen*s.
I havent joked about giving up men but I have talked about how my friends only one must have gotten tired of being rejected by women so she decided to try a man. If every man rejects me I will continue to satisfy myself. I will live. Being with a woman is nasty. For what? whats the purpose…………………………..The bible is RIGHT.
woman + woman is a beautiful thing
watching woman + woman is a beautiful thing!!
“watching woman + woman is a beautiful thing!!”
you know, i used to feel this way, but now its kind of boring to me, and not hot.
Yeah…the sh*ts wack. I must say…when I was 12 it was spectacular though.
Co-Sign!!
woman + woman + man = beautiful thing
woman + woman = boring after 5 minutes
Agreed!
Indeed it is….
Only when a man starts acting a damn fool… do I joke about turning gay so I don’t have to deal with the madness… but I have never seriously wanted to be with a woman. I think all women who haven’t may have had a slight daydream of how it would be but then we remember how good it feels when someone puts down the D and cant even fathom how a chick could compare. At least I do!
“we remember how good it feels when someone puts down the D and cant even fathom how a chick could compare. At least I do!”
……………….
lol… what are all the dots for?
“lol… what are all the dots for?”
lol…just me acknowledging the apparent good d daydream you had while leaving the comment, thats all
hahahahahahah….dang… was it that obvious?
“hahahahahahah….dang… was it that obvious?’
lol…it was.
we should keep count of “comments that probably induced “tingles” in the commentator while theyre writing them”
i actually thought it was interesting what you said about women being appreciative of the female form…
once i asked one of my guy friends if he thought another guy was good-looking. dude looked at me like i’d just crawled out of a sewer all dripping in liquid garbage and offered to do the nasty with him and said, “wtf?”
i’m just saying, i’m not gay but i can appreciate that nia long is ridiculously hot. i understand a dude probably wouldn’t say (like i would), “daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn if i could go gay for one dude it’d be jackie long/common (what is up with me and serena’s men?)” if he didn’t want his sexuality questioned, but would a simple, “yeah, he aii” be so problematic?
sidenote – i do know one man who did say he’d go gay for thierry henry, but he’s also white so maybe it doesn’t count.
“sidenote – i do know one man who did say he’d go gay for thierry henry, but he’s also white so maybe it doesn’t count.”
..are you serious. Now this is a question for the men.
i’m not even sure it’s a question…somethings are purely cut and dry. regardless of color, that is a gay statement. attempting to place onself in that equation makes one eligible to play for both teams.
man law states that this
“sidenote – i do know one man who did say he’d go gay for thierry henry”
is gay. His lack of melanin has nothing to do with anything. Guys I know that lack melanin would roast him jus as much as my friends with stockpiles of melanin. He would have to have a threesome in public to redeem himself and even after that he would still be called fag. Man Law is unforgiving.
man law is very unforgiving.
there is no redemption after breaking the man law. Cause even when we consciously forget your indescretion, during a heavy night of drinking and you start acting like a b**h wit your whining, that sh*t comes forth like an acid flashback in a butterfly effect kinda way!
Never break the man law!!
you know what though, i do think that white men (and women) are more forgiving of “suspect” behavior. i mean, up until like may 21, 2002, a black guy couldn’t even have a hint of pink or purple in a dress shirt without being forever branded as a poo puncher
“i mean, up until like may 21, 2002, a black guy couldn’t even have a hint of pink or purple in a dress shirt without being forever branded as a poo puncher”
you mean….
salmon or deep lavender.
“poo puncher”
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUNNIEST SH*T EVER SAID IN THE ENTIRE GALAXY!
you still cant according to the previous generations. oldheads think most guys nowadays are a bunch of f*gs because many things that are considered man law to them are not being followed…i.e. the pink shirt thing
There is nothing wrong with a man wearing a touch of salmon, deep lavender, or chartreuse….
What does man’s law say about pocket squares???
“There is nothing wrong with a man wearing a touch of salmon, deep lavender, or chartreuse….”
There isn’t?! lol
No Miss T-lee…there isn’t..not a touch. Black men need to introduce some color…like fashion feng shui. Some black men wouldn’t be so angry all the time if he had a little jade in a da%m pocket square.
again…a dab will do ya…
no, there isn’t…however, any man who calls them salmon, deep lavender, or chartreuse is in the realm of quiet suspicion.
i know salmon is really pink. deep lavender is purple (right?) and i’m not sure if chartreuse is a color or some shit you made up.
chartreuse and pewter are two “colors” that i’m not sure i’ve ever really come into contact with.
WHOAAAA! What do you mean by that pocket square comment!?!? Lol I rock a pocket square without fail. What is a suit without a suitable pocket square?! I’ll tell you what a suit without a pocket square is…color coordinated rags!
I’m on board with the pocket square…too me this should give a man license to experiment with color and patterns….
I’m hoping man’s law again draws the line at murses, manbaggers, fanny packs, man mules, baby wipes, hand towelettes, facial mist, moisterizer, pashminas, manis/pedis, anything made by summer’s eve, and lip gloss.
I’m hoping man’s law again draws the line at murses, manbaggers, fanny packs, man mules, baby wipes, hand towelettes, facial mist, moisterizer, pashminas, manis/pedis, anything made by summer’s eve, and lip gloss.
HAAA! Great list!
@the comeback girl: dammit, now i have to return my pashmina! just when kanye made them cool to wear.
wait wait wait…moisturizer though? what about Purell. that’s a hand sanitizer and moisturizer ain’t it? i don’t need my hands feeling like two Brilo pads on my woman’s rear. mess around and add some hieroglyphics where they ain’t wanted.
i feel you on nearly everything else…and i’m not quite sure what a facial mist is supposed to entail…
i’ve been known to provide a facial mist but it was more like a ***CENSORED FOR CONTENT*** to go with a box of Lucky Charms and a piggy bank.
“wait wait wait…moisturizer though? what about Purell. that’s a hand sanitizer and moisturizer ain’t it? i don’t ”
For the love of God, please don’t go putting Purell on your face. Its not lotion for your hands either. it has drying agents like alcohol in there. If you’re trying to strategically attack some type of pimple. And you’re Greek…maybe you should stick to windex.
@comeback girl: i’m not putting it on my face. give me a little bit of credit here…
i’m reading this purell bottle i have here sitting in my office and it says “leaves hands feeling soft & refreshed”
i’m starting to feel softer and softer by the moment. thats it…when i leave here today…im sticking up some old people at mcdonalds to get my gangsta back.
I use purell because I am trying to limit the ammount of bacteria that I introduce to my baby but when I’m not being hyper-conscious germ fighting parent…I am out on the block doing what a D*Boy do…rubber band around my wrist… and grimey fingernails from counting dirrrty money! BOWSS!
I dont even know what that is…thats the kind of man I am
I dont even know what those (colors?) you listed are…they sound like diseases
they were not in the 64 count crayon box I had when I was little so they dont count as colors
“you still cant according to the previous generations. oldheads think most guys nowadays are a bunch of f*gs because many things that are considered man law to them are not being followed…i.e. the pink shirt thing”
by “oldheads” do you mean “your grandfather”?
cats 50+ including my dad and his friends too
That damn Killa Cam and the Dipset (blame Jim Jones)
I was watching OLD ’70s Soul Train on YouTube, and them dudes were wearing cropped shirts and coochie cutter shorts. Yet, they were considered straight back then… How is that?
Deviant speaks TRUTH!!
I’ve never joked about giving up men for women. I have joked about giving up the relationship drama for a good gay male friend and a lifetime stock of Duracel. The only time I have ever thought about what sex with a woman is like is when I have watched porn. I’ve wondered, ‘I wonder if these women are really enjoying themselves’ or ‘how do they walk away from this really satisfied.’ I just dont get it. I love the male form. The big hands, the cut of the waist, that feeling of initial penetration. Just one of the greatests feelings in the world
I have been hit on by a good amount of women (from comments to physically grabbing my boobs in a bar) and each time it completely throws me for a loop. But actually performing a sexual act with a woman has never been unconsideration. Experiments are performed to find answers/solutions, there is no need to experiement when you already know what you want.
I have, in fact, joked about given up men. However, I could never turn to the dark side because my standard is too high. Sure, I’d entertain the possibility if the “those women” looked like your Rosario Dawsons, Anjelina Jolies etc…but in real life, the ones I’ve seen, look like Moe Szyslak in drag. It’s not even worth the conversion.
“Moe Szyslak in drag”
o God. I had to put down my Crown to laff at that
s**t…i had to drink my crown after readin that
F*ck vodka…maybe I need Crown.
ya know, me and my boy were just commenting the other day how the women at this ladies only night were extremely ruff looking. it was pretty bad. i felt like i might ruffed up when i saw them. they looked like the chicks D*Stroy was talking about in East New York!!!
except probably with worse teeth.
Sure, I’d entertain the possibility if the “those women” looked like your Rosario Dawsons, Anjelina Jolies etc…but in real life, the ones I’ve seen, look like Moe Szyslak in drag.
EM- you a fool for this one! I am MAD at YOU!…I can barely type I am laughingso hard…now the whole department knows the red one ain’t doing no work!! LMMFAO!!
“Moe Szyslak in drag”
LawdJeezus.
I’m crying…you are silly!!!
Nah…this ish ain’t true. I’ve always believed that people aren’t bi–they’re just greedy.
If you’re a chick, and you go for chick, I think you were already curious or interested. The ish just doesn’t happen.
I joke about leaving men alone completely. I would never jump ship for the other team though. A chick couldn’t do ish for me. Absolutely nothing.
I will throat punch a chick, just like I would do a dude for trying to grab me or act in another way inappropriate.
Oh yeah…Ya’ll try to keep it pg-13 round chere. I don’t want my favorite time waster blocked. And these people round chere don’t play…at all.
Oh yeah…Ya’ll try to keep it pg-13 round chere. I don’t want my favorite time waster blocked. And these people round chere don’t play…at all.
lol…who you tellin. what happens if one of the moderators loses his access to the site??
we’ll be short. like verne troyer at a Big&Tall store.
I think other women are attractive and porn does make you wonder but I think its more about the erotic nature of the content your watching not necessarily the attraction ..I just cant imagine putting my face in a P*$$y noooooooo way and I have never joked about being with another woman I just couldn’t be submissive to another woman I don’t mean to sound ignorant but I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND ..What could she do for me? Lick me well no thanks I can get a man to do that! I would laugh in a woman’s face asking me some shit like “whose is it” I need some muscles and a Penis no plastic… PENATRATION FOR PRESIDENT
PENATRATION FOR PRESIDENT
if we were running a pr0n site, this would be a great t-shirt.
“Penetration for president”
Tilly, you ain’t never lied. This is totally a t-shirt.
“Tilly, you ain’t never lied.”
this is actually a t-shirt in itself
PENATRATION FOR PRESIDENT
hah-lay-loo-yuh!!!
Ok, seriously…It seems like a lot of the women are saying that most women don’t have lesbian tendencies. (Prepare yourselves cause I’m about to say some crazy sh*t) but… that’s bullsh*t! I think that most women have secretly thought about some other woman’s lovely lady lumps.
Here’s why:
1. Women are too comfortable with eachother. Walking around in panties in dept stores. Touching eachothers booties and breasteseses (plural form of breasteses). Grinding on eachother in the club!
2. As previously stated, women are far too appreciative of other women’s assets (ie Oohh girl, I wish I had your t*ts). No dude says that type of sh*t unless he is on some Sodom and Gomora sh*t…Imagine…”N*gga, damn, I wish I had your tight @ss!”
3. There are some very prevalent stereotypes that lead women to entertain lesbianism: (a) Women are better listeners than men. (b) Women know how to please women better than men… because they share the same physiology.
4. F*ck it I don’t even need a fourth! Case closed.
“1. Women are too comfortable with eachother. Walking around in panties in dept stores. Touching eachothers booties and breasteseses (plural form of breasteses). Grinding on eachother in the club!”
that is very true. my girlfriend had her breasts touched by another chick who “appreciated” how they looked. you should have seen her face, but the other chick was just as comfortable…and she has a boyfriend.
“Walking around in panties in dept stores. Touching eachothers booties and breasteseses”
this definitely sounds like a premise for one of the reality k*ngs sites
I had a chick walk up to my while I was sitting at the bar not only grab but squeeze my boobs. She was like ‘I am sorry but I have been looking at these all night and they are just the greatest set of tits I have ever seen.’ and walked back over to her friends. I think I went from shocked to WTF in 1.5 seconds. The dude I as with put a drink in my hand and said ‘baby, please dont’.
But this crap happens so much I dont even get offended anymore. And it is always the chicks with small boobs. I have a half-assed theory. It isnt that a woman is attracted to another woman’s boobs sexually, it is more that she is having a case of ‘boob envy’.
“I am sorry but I have been looking at these all night and they are just the greatest set of tits I have ever seen.”
did this chick’s name happen to be “ron burgandy”?
“did this chick’s name happen to be “ron burgandy”?”
Thank you Champ for giving me Anchorman flashbacks and having me laugh for a good 3 minutes. Thank you so much.
Are these white women? Maybe its because I am from the south but I am not that close with any woman not even my own sister! Now its one thing to make a lewd comment but I draw the line at touching hell, I almost got fired over my boss touching my afro.. I would straight go to jail for some random chick touching my ‘breastesses”….
White women do seem to do this the most.
I noticed that too.
i’m comfy with that to an extent. i don’t mind when my friends do it, but i was at a bar with some of my girls and this butch chick came up behind and grabbed my booty… that’s just not cool. i felt as violated as i would have if a man grabbed me. when i asked her what the problem was, she says “do you wanna take this outside?”… that when my best friend (also the most hood… you know… my down bi**h) goes “ill fuc**n lay ya ass out”, and the butchy ran upstairs… long story short… i don’t like butch lesbian woman. no bueno in my book.
I was at this bar and I blown my hair out, Angela Davis-esque and this white chick put her hands in hair and was running her fingers over my scalp (tombout how awesome my hair was). Holy smokes and jinkies!!! That’s one of the most wonderful feelings but I was conflicted because, well, you know she was a chick and a stranger.
The last time a white chick rubbed her fingers through my hair she asked me if I could “wash it like regular people”. This incident took place in fifth grade.
“regular people”
damnation.
The last time a white chick rubbed her fingers through my hair she asked me if I could “wash it like regular people”.
I’m literally in tears laughing at this.
I’m lost was you usin royal crown or murry’s or was there activator involved?
did I miss something, are you part cyborg? she wouldve gotten stomped
Nah, I didn’t stomp her…she was a girl and mama taught me better. Also, I was in fifth grade and at the moment I don’t think I fully grasped the implications of the statement. All I knew was that something was f*cked up about it and that I was pissed.
Wudaman, lol …Nope, no activator involved.
In that case she should have been taught the lesson of “What’s my m@ther F*ckin name”
“The last time a white chick rubbed her fingers through my hair she asked me if I could “wash it like regular people”. This incident took place in fifth grade. ”
LOLOL
LOL that sh*t happened to me last week.. see comment above. Whats really funny is some uncle tomeka ass chick who’s momma prolly permed her hair when she was 2 answered ” no becuase it takes so long to comb out those kinks” I just had to excuse myself..I was already in “sensitivity training’ for my last outburst.
yeah…ummm…I don’t ever want to BE with a girl…I would have to kill her…I would be like
“babe? are those my earrings? really ni99a? I was late for work trying to find them d@mn things and here you go!! and…hold up! Is that my skirt too? so we don’t ask for ish around here?? huh??”
the above conversation would NEVER happen with a man…and if it did…I would be on the news with a jacket on my head! I need that masculine balance…eff whatchu heard…
D*, you’ve killed it with this homie!!
I REALLY tend to think that folks at VSB tend to speak their minds no matter the repercussions and without judgement. However, I REALLY do think some of the Very Smart Women up in here just might not being 100% dillusional and lying.
That doesn’t represent VSB.com, but like D* said, y’all bullshyttin’!!
I thought my original comment didn’t post.
Please disregard…lmao
I have girl crushes occasionally…I meet women sometimes that are so cool, pretty, or some other admirable trait that I say, “If I was a dude, she’d totally be my girl or I’d totally bang her.” My most recent girl crush is Kim Kardashian. F*ck what you heard, think (or saw), but everytime I see that chick, I’m stunned by how gorgeous she is. Now the last time I was in Miami, the bartender at my hotel, was the coolest chick ever and I would totally wife her up if I was a guy. BUT I’m not a guy…so this is a complete impossibility and makes it just a entertaining thought. As I’m sure it’s entertaining you now.
I think when women are prepubescent and in that awkward growing up stage, before we really start liking boys, we tend to admire, adore, idolize other women. Its like a “I wanna be like her” type thing. My childhood idols were Julia Roberts and Aaliyah. So when we grow up we are not completely freaked out about admiring other women. And society does not punish us for admitting these thoughts. In fact, girls, if we’re really honest…we’ll tell these boys who exactly we were doing some of our initial sexual experimenting with…
However after experiencing the increasingly infinite pleasures that one can receive from a man, I could never ever give them up to ever act on these casual thoughts. Strictly D*ckly Fo’ Life!
My childhood idols were Julia Roberts and Aaliyah.
those are two hot idols.
“those are two hot idols.”
yeah, they pass the vsb.com idol test
**CAUTION : May nothing disrespectful be said of Aaliyah. Her death date is approaching (8/25/01) and she’s one artist who has a dear spot in my heart. If something disrespectful is mentioned, the person who said such a thing will automatically have a death wish. I’m kidding, but I’m so SO serious!! Star and Buckwlyd still have their’s coming…”
Real Talk!!
I hope star and buckwyld are dead for what they said about Aaliyah!
RIP Aaliyah…you’re love was one in a million.
“Star and Buckwlyd still have their’s coming”
They aren’t working anymore are they?
what did they say?
These fools did some dumb sh*t right after Aaliyah’s death. Here is a quick synopsis… but you really had to hear the show to understand how appalling and disturbing it was:
“In 2001, after the death of R&B music star Aaliyah in a plane crash, their show made light of the incident by broadcasting the sound effects of a plane crashing and a woman screaming. Their employer at the time, New York’s Hot 97 FM, suspended them shortly thereafter.
Yeah and he also said that the funeral that she had..with the horses and carriage (imitation of life style) with the doves should have been reserved for a head of state, not her.
his comments were pretty horrible..
You are kidding right?? The ability to notice another woman is pulled together is no different than walking past a storefront and seeing the dummy in the window dressed and noticing that. I’ve been a woman all of my life. And at no time have I considered, joked about, or even thought about switching teams. I play for the PINK team. You play for the BLUE team. There is no LAVENDER team!
I’ve had ugly break ups and while I wasn’t hustling to the club to replace his ass in a week, I certainly wasn’t looking at my girls on some “Well maybe” type shyt. Most women who say all women do this are probably trying to make their thinking about it seem normal. I’m not buying it through. And frankly, if chicks want to go out and have chex (ch=s) with other chicks, so be it. But let’s not pretend like all chicks want to do it.
“But let’s not pretend like all chicks want to do it.”
eh, no thanks. i shall pretend that all chicks want to do it. if i didn’t, that’d make my entire theory non-sense. i have to suspend reality to make my point here.
thanks though.
word…but you bring up another good point…some women may have entertained it and never mentioned it for fear of being shunned by their girls…I think it’s funny how when/if a chick has chex her girls tense up…I mean, mine haven’t because they know I don’t see them that way…not even a passing thought to be honest…nothing against them, but I don’t ish where I eat (no pun intended) and that is way too close to home considering I am a hit it and quit it type sista…lol…my girl is full on gay and she didn’t tell me for 2yrs because her other BF went left on her…If I am your friend…I am your friend, who you give the Aquafina to is of no consequence to me…ya know?
I agree with Hostess, it’s not an 100% thang, but the percentile is definitely on the ‘MOST’ have considered it side of things. Admittance is a muafugga.
Blue Team….. Pink Team….. Purple Team!
A few years ago I switched teams for a while. Not because I was fed up with men but because I wanted to explore my intense S*xual urges. Basically I am attracted to women and I wanted to see what it was like. (basically I’m a freak!)
I learned a lot about myself… like I give better head to a woman than a man, but when it comes to a relationship I am more compatible with men. There can only be one Kitten in the house… and that’s me.
I’ve found that for me women have have too many hang ups and want to with-hold s^x and Sh*t. I don’t have time for that! I want to get my freak freak on and keep the dialogue flowing.
I am a card carrying memeber of the Purple Team!
I’ve found that for me women have have too many hang ups and want to with-hold s^x and Sh*t.
ive actually wondered what two chicks dating would be like. i can’t even imagine the arguments and penalties. men we just dont feel like arguing most of the time so we’ll let y’all keep jabbering. but two chicks? i imagine its what a neo-soul couple would be like. all emotional talk.
You know all that decoding you have to do for your women?… imagine two women going at it… I was always hurting feeling b/c I would just say what ever I had to say. Truth. Then I would get the water works. Eh…. I gave up!
“i imagine its what a neo-soul couple would be like. all emotional talk.”
I love this line…..it’s true talk…
“basically I’m a freak!”
possible t-shirt
Put it in the poll
I be… on it…all night man…I be on it all day…straight up man if you want me you can catch me in the AYYY…
JBOOOOGIE- PURPLE TEAM!! LUVITMAN!!! do we get a secret handshake or a decoder ring or something??? now I really have to work on that dance I am going to name after you!
Goodness that’s the second j boogie scroll down there’s 2 of em
The other is just a pretender lol…
I spelled mine with a “y” so I wouldn’t be biting you too hard
There is to much boogying going on up in this b*tch!
I wholeheartedly concur
Girl… we get a fly as pair of shades and a bumper sticker…. You didn’t get yours yet?
nah I am waiting on Monk to hit me off with something from his mean ass spec game…adn I could NEVER put a bumper sticker on the SuperFord…but if we got a banging logo…I will rock on a t-shirt with pride…lol
I don’t sport mine on the caddi either… but it doesn’t mean I don’t have it.
I’ve been with a woman, but I don’t wanna BE with a woman, dig?
hm. then what was the motivation in the first place? just curiosity?
have ya SEEN a woman lately?!?! don’t you wanna get with them, too?
They are fun, but don’t possess what I need long term.
“have ya SEEN a woman lately?!?!”
This is too funny. LMAO.
lol…yeah, it is
“I’ve been with a woman, but I don’t wanna BE with a woman, dig?”
I dig!
I took a class on sexuality in school and they talked about how most people were on a continuum between hetero and homo…few people were firmly on either end. Most men in the class disagreed, most women didn’t.
you know, that brings up something i thought about as i walked to my building this morning…
i’ll bet most women will say that they don’t think this is true, whereas many men will say they thing this is true.
leila could be right…could just be some fantasy thing for the chaps. of course, we appreciate women in chaps too.
LOL! I think there is something to your theory. But I don’t believe in the whole ‘turning gay’ thing because someone had a bad relationship.
I think some women are just sexually experimental freaks, and since they are curious about sex in general, it’s only natural that they are curious about everything related to sex including other women. Now, I don’t know if this is because men are naturally less freaky, naturally less curious, or if its simply that it’s less socially acceptable them to be so, but i think there is a difference between men and women on this.
Every woman does not have a secret desire to be with a woman. Yes, I can find another woman attractive. Yes, I can say that a feature on another woman’s body is nice. Everyone (men and women) can do this though. Men have just been conditioned since birth to act like they don’t notice anything physical about another man. If a dude is watching a p0rno, he can tell the lead actor is hung (can I say hung?) like a horse…he is just trained not to mention it. Lol
Yes, I am comfortable with women. I grew up in a house and family full of them. I am not so comfortable with women that I will throw my legs up and spread em though. Only a man motivates me to do that.
What is my point again? Right…I don’t have a secret inner desire to be with or consider being with a woman. There are some things about a man that a woman will never have…even the butch ones…they still have breasts (can I say breasts?) and are missing a key ingredient between their legs. Plus, there is just something sexy (can I say sexy?) about a man being manly. Can’t explain it. A woman being manly comes off like a woman trying to be manly. Lol I am not convinced.
I am aware I am rambling…I’m not knocking team lavender…it just ain’t my team. Go meat!
i don’t think you can say “go meat” unless we’re talking about a butcher shop.
I like the go meat!!!
I need a shirt.
“i don’t think you can say “go meat” unless we’re talking about a butcher shop.”
and only a butcher shop in the meatpacking district
You and Champ are bias because 1) you already have your own meat and 2) you don’t enjoy it like I do. I stand by my statement. Quit hatin.
“you don’t enjoy it like I do”
ummm, i enjoy my meat very much, thank you
Go meat!
I need a shirt.
this is true. its proven by the fact that women go to strip clubs where the women strip. and in fact female strip clubns are better. the male strip clubs can be fun too, but honestly, i do know want the dang a lang of a 75% gay man flappin in my face no matter how bangin his body may be.
now at the female strip clubs, i can sit there and say “damn that b*tch is bad” and go home and try out the moves that she did on the pole. female strip clubs make my alter ego come out.
now, there is in now way shape or form that i want to try these things with a woman, but i can definitely give a woman props for being a bad B*tch and knowing how to put it down on stage or in the bedroom
female strip clubs make my alter ego come out.
interesting. i wonder how many women this happens to?
This happens to me as well. I will go to a female strip club before I will a male trip club. I think most male strippers are gay. At least I know the men in Pin-Ups are straight.
THANK YOU….there is something less than manly about a man making his cheeks clap, wearing a banana hammock..I go to the strip club wih my boys because the girls love me…and my boys get the attention by default…it’s a good (free drink filled) ego stroke for me too… lol…a stripper is the reason I got nookie jewelry…I saw it a girl and I was like…’oooh preeeety” and I went and got the goods an accesory…and I LOVE IT!
hooked on strip clubs worked for me!
“man making his cheeks clap”
Guys can do this???? not cool…not cool at all.
Yes, guys can do this. When guys strip with meat covers that mimic animals, it’s comical. When men make things clap other than their hands, we laugh…at least I laugh. Actually, going to a male strip club for me is like a comedy show. Although every once in a while, you see a move that makes you smile.
I reminise, I reminise…and I’m back.
“man making his cheeks clap”
i think i just dry heaved.
damn. wait, nevermind. no i didnt. it wasn’t dry
ahaha bluouwuwou iew
“man making his cheeks clap”
Why is there not some sort of vigilante task force that instantly strikes any man that performs this atrocity?
“Why is there not some sort of vigilante task force that instantly strikes any man that performs this atrocity?”
LMAO. Buck, my friend…this is perhaps the most important question of our time.
a lot ! I was a waitress/bartender at a strip club and a lot of (seemingly) straight women would come in with a group of dudes, get drunk and start getting lap dances and then getting all rubby dubby…
you would be surprised…
My alter ego once emerged at a female strip club too but I was drunk and in vegas…but what happens in vegas stays in Vegas.
“the male strip clubs can be fun too, but honestly, i do know want the dang a lang of a 75% gay man flappin in my face no matter how bangin his body may be.”
true I never understood why women ran to see male strippers. If I’m paying money I want you to tantalize my azz NOT disgust it….and oiled down buck (yes buck) naked men with chaps, a string and a sock is not tantalizing… stop it now.
by alter ego, i mean the freaky one who will call her man upon leaving the club and tell him to meet her in the alley behind the club pronto. lol. true story.
male strippers- its only good to see all the moves they can do in one fluid motion. its amazing. their bodies are great, but the rest is a comedy show that starts every big girl who needs action and is willing to make it rain to get said action.
female strip clubs give me ideas of what to try when i leave. and at least i know then men like it since they were up in their tippin. i think every free woman has a stripper alter ego.
“male strippers- its only good to see all the moves they can do in one fluid motion. its amazing. their bodies are great, but the rest is a comedy show that starts every big girl who needs action and is willing to make it rain to get said action.”
I agree..its for entertainment purposes only like a sexual circus if you will…Like watching the sock flop…but after awhile you seen one sock flop, you pretty much seen them all.
And don’t they sometimes get p$en%ile enlargements.
Agreed about the strip clubs/gentlemen’s clubs..I actually want to hit up camelot soon. I here’s its nice in there (conn. ave).
i’ve never been to Camelot, but some of my friends STAY there. I’m guessing it’s a good time LOL
:”i’ve never been to Camelot, but some of my friends STAY there. I’m guessing it’s a good time LOL”
I think soo. If I’m going to venture to a “strip club” it will be a “gentlemen’s club”. Nothing where the ladies look like they been through a war.
Ive been to female strip clubs twice in the last 30 days. Once with the man and once with the girls. I was out with the girls and got felt up by a stripper- didnt mind a bit. But it doesnt make me wanna do her-makes me wanna go home and put it down for my man.
I can appreciate the female form but that’s about it. I think women are sexy but that doesn’t translate into me wanting to be with one.
i’ve never entertained the thought of being with a woman because i’m sick of bullsh*tting men.
but i have been tipsy and been like, yeah, i’d totally do thandie newton right about now…
“but i have been tipsy and been like, yeah, i’d totally thandie newton right about now…”
i’d think someone was tipsy if they DIDNT feel that way, lol
right but not “Beloved” Thadie…I can’t shake that image…so unfortunately…she’s not hot to me…
I hate when movies scar me like this one did.
It’s true. Most women will adamently deny it but given the right time and situation it will ALWAYS go down. The most stuck up of them all will swear on their lives that they would never dream of such a thing…but I’m here to tell you it’s all lies.
It can and will happen if the opportunity presented itself.
yes, the majority of men do suck. yes, nyc has more beautiful women than attractive men, but no, i have never thought of being with another woman. a woman cannot give me what i want in a man. maybe this can work for another woman, but not for me.
“yes, nyc has more beautiful women than attractive men, ”
i’m prepared to have tomatoes and midgets thrown at me, but um…NYC is at a definite shortage of beautiful women. i remember going to NY and being amazed at how many just average as-the-f*ck women were traipsing around in every borough.
granted, i’ve seen some stunners there, but out of 8 million, i think seeing 2 is kind of a shame.
who the kcuf want what!?!?!?!?!
well, if you use your theory and then apply mine… that should give everyone an idea of how many attractive men there are here…
not much.
and i think nyc has more attractive women than other cities i’ve been to… just my opinion.
i actually think that women get more attractive the further south you go…i’ve had a running theory on this and have measured it using statistical methods i picked up while watching ‘american pimp’
“i actually think that women get more attractive the further south you go”
i think this has to do with the hibernation factor. because the weather is typically always at least mild in the south, you dont have the opportunity to hide under a parka and six sweaters for three months out of the year, and the fact that you can’t “hide your body” as much gives people more motivation to stay in somewhat decent shape.
I think we should predicate this theory on where your from. i.e. consider the migratory factor. Cuz I got to step to the finest honey I ever seen in Toronto last weekend. 1. she wasn’t from Toronto 2. she was living in NY 3. she was originally fron Jamaica. “it’s not where you from it’s where you @” come on sounds like a sore winner in a game of red rover
actually, you have a point. toronto has the best looking women on the planet, bar none. nowhere else is even close.
Are you kidding? Brooklyn has some of the most beautiful Black women I have ever seen! I would insert a joke about the fineness quotient going up 12% when I moved here, but in reality I was initally intimidated! I joined a gym, cut my hair and bought some new clothes, cause these girls are hella bad out here.
The men…..leave a LOT to be desired. But I can’t name anywhere that I have been where I have seen more attractive men than women. I think there are more pretty women in the world than there are cute men. Most Black women are pretty to me. I can’t say I find most brothers attractive.
“Most Black women are pretty to me”
now if you had said “most black women are pretty on the inside to me” i’d have given you all the credit in the world. but i roam the streets of brooklyn. 12 year olds look 71. there are definitely hot chicks in BK and harlem, but there are more averager-than-thou chicks.
actually, the fact that you think Most Black women are pretty invalidates your opinion. since by default for you, every Black woman gets a better than 75 percent chance at being hot. and that just isn’t true.
that holds for all other races as well so you boho’s dont think i’m biased.
I don’t think most Black women are pretty on the inside! LOL. J/K
Naw, but pretty and beautiful are two different things. I see pretty as the baseline. Like, pretty ain’t the highest compliment ever. Hell, I see pretty crackheads over here and pretty 400-pound women in t-shirts that say “Don’t you wish girlfriend hot me” (the other words have been obscured by folds of fat).
I don’t know, I just feel like most of the sisters I see have some attractive qualities physically and I can’t make the same call for men. But I probably judge women more kindly because I am a sensitive woman and I judge men harder because I am choosing from them for my harem.
“Pretty crackheads??”
i don’t believe you. You need an ARMY of people.
@P- clearly you’ve never been to Fort Greene, Clinton Hills, or Park Slope because if I may say so myself the women are tiiiiiight there. Assignment: go walk down Fulton Avenue very slowly and tell me if you don’t see dime after dime after dime. Then go have a seat in Brooklyn Moon and prepare to be further blown away. that’s just my 2 cents…interpret that how you want.
@P- clearly you’ve never been to Fort Greene, Clinton Hills or Park Slope. Assignment: I want you to walk down Fulton Avenue very slowly and tell me if you don’t see dime after dime after dime. Then go chill out in Brooklyn Moon for the rest of the evening and tell me if you don’t get further blown away. this is just my 2 cents…interpret that how you want…lol.
I always see attractive men in NY…now I’m not saying they are worth anything, but eye candy runs amuck. It’s kinda like going to Cali, but colder.
“I always see attractive men in NY”
I agree! To me, NYC men are the finest but the personalities need work…
Hey! there are a couple of really great-personality-having-guys from NY. just saying…
Then I need to move my ass out of Chicago. There are TOO few men I see who make me get whiplash on the street. Too few.
nope, i don’t think so – i was in boarding school and the ablution facilities were BASIC – ie, the showers consisted of 7 nozzles in one big shower room – no partitions, no curtains – so every morning and afternoon for 4 years i showered in full view of a bunch of girls from all over the world (it was one of those very international schools)- and felt nothing, no twinges, curiosity – nada. it was just my classmates and i getting clean after sports or whatever. if anything, showertime was a really social time when you could catch up before dinner, or whatever…
then i went to a womens college in the US, and got hit on PLENTY by a variety of women for the 4 years i was there… and still – NOTHING. it was all about the mens in my world….
women are affectionate – where i’m from, (south africa) it’s socially acceptable to kiss a woman friend on the lips as a hello, implies nothing about your sexuality – we’re just affectionate like that….
“i was in boarding school and the ablution facilities were BASIC – ie, the showers consisted of 7 nozzles in one big shower room – no partitions, no curtains – so every morning and afternoon for 4 years i showered in full view of a bunch of girls from all over the world”
and, ummm, the name of this school was?
sounds like a strip club in Atlanta called Jollies.
was your schools name the Jolly Academy?
ROTFLMAO!! I just spit my rice and stew on the monitor. Thanks, P. Thanks a lot.
Let’s see…switching teams has NEVER been a consideration for me…I love men SO much that I’ve said if I were a guy, I’d be gay. I can admire women, and yes, I even have a little girl crush on Angie Jolie (sorry, but she really is HOT)…but not the carpet muncher tip. Men on BS…leads to me chillin’ with my friend Duracell et al…and them dying when I tell them how GOOD it felt lol.
“I love men SO much that I’ve said if I were a guy, I’d be gay”
i feel the same way.
about women, of course
(happy harlem shake) I am so KRUNK that my t-shirt is winning!!
***taps MIC***My name is GOODENess and I (occasionally) have s3ck-shoo-all thoughts about women…I almost didn’t post on this one because I didn’t know how I would be received by my VSB(aby mamas) after this…but eff it…if you don’t know, now you know…I have thought about being with another woman…I enjoy strip clubs and can appreciate an attractive woman (like any other straight woman…we can do that…dudes can’t) I am always being hit on by men, women, and couples and I started to develop a curiosity built around the question “can I rock headphones, like I rock a mic?” the answer is yes… I am about to type something really awful, but true…physically, I don’t see a woman as anything other than objects conquest, meaning that I couldn’t ever be in a relationship with one, or be with one outside of a “group” activity…there MUST be meat in the sammmich, ya dig??? I find power in my s3ck-shoo-al-eh-tee and there have been times when the giver of that power wasn’t male…but I am a die-hard CARNIVORE and will NEVER turn my back on the link basket…so don’t be lookin at me sideways, if I pay you a compliment or something…it’s a straight one…lol…I ain’t skeered of nookie…but I ain’t going looking for it either…***drops mic***
No One plays w/ phonix like you. I love it. If for nothing but that n the truth about GoodEness. I only once ran into someone w/ similar capabilaties. This Nigerian Econ teacher of mine. His name was Viegbesie pronounced V-A-g-B-C-A the g is lower case because it is just anunciated whereas you just say the other letters.
Nothing wrong with this, boo…we still lubs ya round these parts!
I feel ya. Lesbos try to accost me all the time (I think it may be the short hair). While I’ve never had any inclination to be with a woman, there is this one chick who everytime I see her, gives me the eye – you know where they are eye-phucking you and imagining doing all kinds of dirty things to you- yeah that one .
Now if she catches me at the right time – the right amount of tipsy and no chance of anyone ever finding out, I may give her the business (or probably her give me the business).
Did I mention that she’s d@mn near gorgeous?
But for some reason, I think that if anything did ever happen, I would end up disappointed. Like after the experience, I would be craving dyck, and have to go home and phuck the shyt out of my man………………..
That is why the corner is so much fun!!!!
Umm… I’m mad bout just ONE thing.
Did you start this w/ the HARLEM SHAKE?? Go SAT DOWN!
I have an ex (whom I’m still cool with) who has told me about a recent boyfriend of hers who got frisky one day and blindfolded her when they got to his place. He led her to the bedroom, undressed her, and laid her on the bed. He started eating her out. There was a pause and then she felt the sensation again. He took the blindfold off and lo and behold, a girl was chomping on her p*ssy. She hid in the closet the whole time prior. My friend went along with it and enjoyed the menage’.
Messed up thing about it, dude got PISSED when he found out that they were “doin’ it and doin’ it and doin’ it well” without him after their initial tryst.
He brought it on himself so hey, he gotta chalk that up. However, I was with the chick for a year and I didn’t see any signs of lesbianism jumping off. Maybe I just didn’t ‘go there’ with her or maybe it was something introduced and she didn’t know she’d like it until she tried it.
Anyhow, I’m sure in the back of her mind, she has at least entertained the thought.
The word “chomping” should never be used in relation to the nether reigons.
LMAO! True. LOL! I don’t want anyone ‘chomping’ on sh*t of mine.
See the thing is he must have known she would go for that. If that ever happen to me, I think I’d be locked up. If it is your thing, cool. I would feel violated and disrespected. Even if it was another dude, I’d be like darn (I censored it!) you could have asked me first. It’s kinda like if I blindfolded my man and then peed on him…or even had someone else pee on him.LMAO He’d kick my a$$.
first of all…PLEASE stop with the “chomping” it makes my girl flinch er’time I read it…
secondly…I know 7 men that have asked for (and gotten 3somes) only to be ousted from the dynamic altogether…I understand…but I don’t…I need penus…it’s a food group! GO MEAT!
“I know 7 men that have asked for (and gotten 3somes) only to be ousted from the dynamic altogether”
LOL! You’ve got to provide an example!! How did they get ousted?
Your honor…please turn your attention to the people’s exhibit A: Davis took his girl to a strip club…picked out a “dancer” and ask her to join them later…that stripper turned his girl OUT…she didn’t respond to him anymore after that and left him for the shoe model…
Exhibit B: The homie Mel had a girl that gave his a 3some for his bday and walked in the next day to his girl rocking the slurpee with the chick!
Exhibit C: Mike’s girl was bye when they met and he thought he could get a 3some from her…she remembered how much she loves to split that mo’bippy and left him D in the dust!
Exhibit D: The couple I know…the girl is blowing me up…trying to come “see” me again…but so is the guy…and neither of them know that the other is trying to get me!
so you see your majesty, 4 out of 5 dentists agree that p*ssy prevents cavities and you could lose your girl!
the defense rests…
Goody, WOW!!
This reminded me of Eminem and Dr. Dre’s ” Guilty Conscience” song for some reason.
I can SO see each story being acted out.
I have to say that while I have thought about how sexy some women are (like my friday admission that Mariah Carey is sexy as he**), when it gets right down to it I just cant picture myself actually taking it all the way with anotha chick. Eventually I’d be expecting a man to come in and, ahem, liven things up.
And maybe I just haven’t met that particular brand of A*shole who makes me want to swear off all men, but I cant picture saying that either. Men may come and go, but pe**s is forever.
“pe**s is forever.”
lol. this made me literally lol
Interesting topic. Girls get away with a lot of “questionable” acts because lesbianage is so socially accepted. I’ve wondered if close girl friends have actually drunkenly kissed each other before…and liked it.lol.
“lesbianage”
if this isn’t a word (and it isn’t, lol) then it should be
“I’ve wondered if close girl friends have actually drunkenly kissed each other before…and liked it.lol.”
You know guys tend to ask this a lot. This type of stuff doesn’t happen to me and my friends. I know girls it happens to but they wanted to do it anyway.
For real…Like I said earlier, this type of ish doesn’t happen, unless you want it to happen. ie, you’re azz was already curious.
I was thinking the same thing…I haven’t even thunk of my girls that way…but people ask ABCDE about my gender preference all the time and we are really close so I am sure there has been speculation…but it’s all in the minds of men…if they’ll kiss drunk, they’ll kiss sober!
Close girlfriends tonguing each other down randomly mainly happens on “Girls Gone Wild” tapes and in sororities called Tri Delt.
i hate to go all tila tequila on everyone but…
i have considered dating a woman… it kinda reminds me that gender and sex aside, we are all human beings that can connect and fall in love regardless of sexual relations… with that being said, i cant imagine doing the do with a woman cause seriously she cant throw me around, leave a welt when she smacks me on the rump or punish me fiercely –wait what was i talking about again?– oh yeah. she might be fun to kiss and tickle, but i always imagine feeling empty afterward….
so i wont deny that i have considered the thought, but i never intended to act on it for practical reasons.
“leave a welt when she smacks me on the rump or punish me fiercely’
i’m sure she…
http://espn.go.com/media/wpb/2000/0825/photo/a_weatherspoon.jpg
…could
That link was attrodious Champ. We So did not need the visual.
Man, ‘Spoon can HOOP!! I wanted 2 b her when i was in high school.
Then I realized that though I was short, skinny, and I couldn’t beat a hood 5th grader in hoops. My dream was CERTAINLY deferred.
if you get you a big brolick sista with a strap on and a bad day at work, I bet she could…but…if that’s the case…just get a dude…ya know?
Here’s a question:
When women fantasize about threesomes, does it included another woman? If so, does that imply some sort of homoeroticism?
I’m not really into the whole threesome thing but if I was… I can’t imagine that a threesome would be worth doing if it included me frolicking naked with another n*gga.
“When women fantasize about threesomes, does it included another woman?’
Nope. I always think about 2 men, but this has been a thing of mine since I was 17. I always think about the same 2 (real like kats). Or course it’s a fantasy…cause these 2 would never go for it.
Yep…I blame it on the pern.
To me whenever there are 2 or more men present, there’s a train being ran/run. I’ve had people try to convince me and say it’s not a train. I am NOT a believer. CHOO-CHOO!
Threesomes to me are 2 women and a man.
The End.
“Threesomes to me are 2 women and a man.”
Agreed. Otherwise you’ll find yourself in the middle of a sword fight.
if you can still keep it up with another ni99a in the room, I lose all moisture! I mean really!??! you’re behind and he’s in front means you’re facing each other…how can you maintain facing another ni99as’s f*ck face?? and if you are both on the same end..there is bound to be some sack smashing! BARF!! not to mention if you can get over all that visually wretched ish…that’s too much work for me…penii (the plural of penus) is too much protein in my diet! WHADDAFUGGEVAHNI99A! no thanks!
“there is bound to be some sack smashing”
**sliently and slowly nodding my head towards the corner**
(lower lip quivering, eyes watering a la Puss In Boots) but Champ…I was just answering the kwerstchun…at least send me to the corner for something I did…(kicking imaginary rock) this ain’t fair!!
PS – if my shirt quote wins, do I get a free one?
“(lower lip quivering, eyes watering a la Puss In Boots) but Champ…I was just answering the kwerstchun…at least send me to the corner for something I did…(kicking imaginary rock) this ain’t fair!!
PS – if my shirt quote wins, do I get a free one?”
lol…you’re right. plus, the corner cleaning crew is gonna be working for the rest of the week, to spruce the place up.
as far as the other question, good question
This sh*t was UPROARIOUS! (I always wanted to use that word)
It was also the damned truth!
“UPROARIOUS” is an AWESOME word. I applaud u for using it
“When women fantasize about threesomes, does it included another woman? If so, does that imply some sort of homoeroticism?”
For me the fantasy includes another woman, but I don’t think this implies homoeroticism; I just don’t do a$$ s*x.
Now that’s a muhf-ing t-shirt fo’ that @ss!
“I just don’t do a$$ s*x.”
“have an ex (whom I’m still cool with) who has told me about a recent boyfriend of hers who got frisky one day and blindfolded her when they got to his place. He led her to the bedroom, undressed her, and laid her on the bed. He started eating her out. There was a pause and then she felt the sensation again. He took the blindfold off and lo and behold, a girl was chomping on her p*ssy. She hid in the closet the whole time prior. My friend went along with it and enjoyed the menage’.
Whaaaa…..i think i mighta had to cut somebody that night. i tend to feel that there are 2 camps to this: people who are born that way and people who say f*ck it I just wanna see. And i think that last camp can be hurtful and dangerous and makes it harder for people who really are gay to go about their lives. its like taking something that some people in this world are fighting for and turning in into something trivial or fashionable…
*stepping off my soap box*
switching teams is something i’ve said while joking with my girls but nothing i ever took seriously for the reasons above and because thats just not me but i did have an old classmate (who came out after we graduated high school) pretty much proposition me on facebook. she was kinda slick about it so i wasnt sure but when i was sure, i couldn’t believe it and had to tell her i was not that chick.
“have an ex (whom I’m still cool with) who has told me about a recent boyfriend of hers who got frisky one day and blindfolded her when they got to his place. He led her to the bedroom, undressed her, and laid her on the bed. He started eating her out. There was a pause and then she felt the sensation again. He took the blindfold off and lo and behold, a girl was chomping on her p*ssy. She hid in the closet the whole time prior. My friend went along with it and enjoyed the menage’.
this is actually a variation of the sexual move coined “the poltergeist”
What’s the original version?
Also, I must say that this move was pretty slick but he had to have known it would work prior to putting his plan into action.
What’s the original version?
Also, I must say that this move was pretty slick but he had to have known it would work prior to putting his plan into action.
i’d tell you, but it wouldnt be a good idea with the whole “worksafe” thing.
you can go here for an explaination:
http://www.patriceoneal.com/podcast/2007/10/29/22-lets-talk-about-sex.html
I agree southerngirl. I do think the “I’m a lesbian cause I am mad at men” girls make it harder for the real Sapphic chicks. I hate the term bisexual, because it usually refers to women who will have sex with a woman, but not a relationship with one. You aren’t a bisexual, you are a sexual greedy Gussie. That said, I’d be lying if I said I’d never thought about messin with a girl but I don’t think all thoughts are to be acted on. I do only like lesbian porn though, but only because it is 100% different from the acutal sex I have, if that makes sense. Plus porn men are usually ugly. The hot boys are in gay porn, and I don’t really get off on gay porn.
People here (mostly the guys) are some lying madre-follados. That’s right brujas, look it up.
Guys notice when another guy is much better looking or built than they are. Then they think, damn, dude must be cleaning up, what kind of workout plan do I need to compete.
Then they rationalize away having such thoughts by telling themselves it’s all for the sake of the game.
-Kamakula has spoken
LOL! I feel you on that…but I do think that there is a fundamental difference between recognizing that a dude probably gets mad play from chicks and saying “Damn homes, you got the best set of pecs I have ever seen… let me feel those sh*ts.”
I do. I don’t think that each time a girl says, wow, that chick has great assets means the girl wants to go and evaluate those assets for personal acquisition.
So, I find it interesting that the straight guys seems to find “do you think that guy looks good” to be a loaded question.
But maybe it is since a lot of the women here have expressed an “anything remotely expressed as appreciating other guys using words I may use equals suspect sexuality”. And regardless of how secure one is about themselves, no guy wants to be blacklisted by all the chochos in a 100 mile radius.
I think you bring up an interesting point…I think that straight men feel the question is loaded because it typically is. I can’t think of too many other reasons for posing this question.
When the question is presented within an appropriate context then a man will generally feel comfortable with it. For example: you are trying to hook a friend up with a girl and she asks “does he look good?” It is a simple question. If you are talking with your homegirl and, out of the blue, she asks “do you think Taye Diggs looks good?” The question is loaded.
People here (mostly the guys) are some lying madre-follados. That’s right brujas, look it up.
te amo!
From being in the gay community for many years I have found that not all but a large number of “straight” women switch to the proverbial other team (whether it be dancing with a woman, kissing, sex, etc.) and blame alcohol, there aint that many drunk b*tches in the world…… so women commenting just know that you may not have those feelings, but best believe a lot of your friends do, because they be all up in the club and the LGBT social networking, but still claiming to be “straight”!
“there aint that many drunk b*tches in the world”
LMAO! This made me laugh like crazy!
Some might argue that this statement should be modified to reflect the following:
“there aint [enough] drunk b*tches in the world”
“there aint [enough] drunk b*tches in the world”
lol…i was gonna say the same thing. i’m gonna need you to stop stealing my comments from my head before i’ve even thought of them
Great minds think alike!
Then again. . .so do the non-great ones. . .
LOL…you didn’t have to say that. You coulda just let a n*gga ride high for a minute.
My feelings exactly.
I see it everywhere and all over the place… But, eh, maybe it’s the ones I see.
Or maybe I am too often around “drunk b!tches”… Oh well.
Not everybody honey…sorry. Im no stanger to a good truth or dare game with some ladies who were hoping but, no dice. I LOVE local gay community, the Queens love me
, and the guys tell me if my shoes are ugly or not, but I could never be a Switch-Hitter.
Even kissing a woman, just doesnt float the boat. Gotta have some scruff, a beard, a 5 o’clock shadow…..chicks are too soft.
But if you can go there, you go girl….more D!#k for me.
I’ve seen chicks w/ 5pm shadows at noon.
Is it that you don’t believ tiddies save lives?
yes
Why do most of the women approach it as once you get a kitty you can’t have any more pets?
I see this as being able to have your cake and get it eaten too (twice).
“I see this as being able to have your cake and get it eaten too (twice).”
What a nice visual…
I just finished reading a book entitled Let us eat cake. Adventures in food and friendship supposedly about the correlation between female friendships and food…
Now I am thinking, was she really talking about food?
I blame VSB for making me doubt my previous reads.
I had tons of girl and boy sex-play starting about the age of 4. Yes, four years old. This bumping and grinding with my clothes on continued until the age of 11.
Then, heterosexuality kicked in naturally. It happened at woodsy summer camp out in the middle of nowhere. Another girl was a good friend and she was very, very boyish.
One day, for whatever reason that I can’t remember, we got left behind when the others were out. She asked me if I wanted to mess around. There was something about the look in her eyes and intensity in her voice that made me blink. I had a gut feeling that she’d want to do more than anything I ever expected. I just shook my head and said let’s go play in the creek and look for turtles.
I didn’t even know what a lesbian was or oral of any of that because we were pretty innocent back then. I still messed around with two girlfriends in my neighborhood but by age 12, lost total interest in it and like the feel of a boy rubbing against me. I lost my virginity at 15 to a 19 year old who screwed so badly that I didn’t have sex again until I was 18, loved that. I love men… the hardness of their muscles, their er*ctions, the whole nine inches oops I mean yards.
This isn’t to say I don’t appreciate looking at a beautiful woman and the curves of her body, I just don’t want to have sex with one. Maybe if I had been born in the 80s like most of you, and was over-stimulated by tv and movies with gay sex and learned too much too young, I’d be different. My friends and I never even heard of *nal sex until 10th grade and instant, unanimous response was eeewwwl.
In college, I had a chance to make out with a girl. She was nice and pretty, but I couldn’t get past the idea of going down on her. The reason? When a boyfriend would give me oral sex and then kiss me, I hated the taste of me. Didn’t mind the taste of him in those little drops that come out but have never allowed a man to you know in my mouth or face. This was fine, because the men in my generation (I’m old enough to have young adult children) only did this with whores – if at all.
And my old friend in camp? I learned in my 20s from a mutual friend that she was a 100% lesbian. This is interesting because not a single one of my girlfriends I messed around with as child did.
So that’s my story.
i think every woman has thought about it at least once. i KNOW every woman who read this has thought about it at least once because you can’t respond without thinking about it — even if it’s just to say EWWWWW! nobody’s saying you thought about it in the frame of mind like — yeah, imma do this when i get home from work today! but you had to think about it in order to respond, no matter where you stand on the issue.
i tell that to my fellow female coworkers all the time when they ask me all their questions. they constantly ask me how do i do the do with women and what it is that i do — so i KNOW they think about it.
funny story — coworker asked me how do i do it — do i lick it, stick it or do we do it with our mind?
my response — yeah — that’s right, i f%$@ them Jedi b**ches.
sometimes they just leave themselves open for that stuff.
but anyway i will say this as well — with the right combination of circumstance, timing, alcohol and comfort you can get a girl to give it up about 85% of the time. seriously. there are a lot of women who are not gonna be down at ALL. no matter how much you get her liquored up, you’re not gonna lick her down. but if we care (and some women don’t) we can tell who these women are and not waste our time. but some women just like a challenge or good a** kicking, so they try their hand anyway.
and i should also say this, as sort of a public service message. if a woman IS interested in testing the waters, it’s only fair to let your potential ladyfriend know that ahead of time. if you are just down for the get down, tell her and be clear, let there be no misunderstanding. pu**y is a powerful thing, and it has screwed some people up big time. the right one will f&$# a dude up, and a woman meeting the right one will be twice as crazy — cuz i honestly think having one of your own magnifies the effect. it’s not to be played with. people get hurt behind stuff like that. so just be honest and keep all parties abreast of the situation. but after that, go ahead and dive in and have fun!
i’m a lesbian, and i approve this message
There’s such a stigma on homosexuality that a great number of women are afraid to admit (even in a somewhat anonymous environment such as this one) that they’ve ever let their mind wonder just once.
I call BS on any woman who says they haven’t at least wondered what all the fuss is about.
I watch lesbians all the time and it looks like fun.
And I can honestly say, because, you know, I’m honest and shi*t, that I have at least one friend that I’d be okay experimenting with if the shit went down. That doesn’t mean that I love the dick any less. I’d try anything once but I wouldn’t switch teams completely because one asshole turned over my lovelorn apple cart.
I have NO problem giving beautiful women props. But I sure in the hell ain’t gon honk on some other woman’s tits talm “these are great”.
Ive never thought bout pinch-hitting for the other team. Carpet-munching just doesn’t seem appealing to me. Plus, I’d just feel odd doing stuff w/ someone who has the same parts as me.
The key to getting your girl on is to just make it a group activity. Get your dude (or a dude) and a chick you both like and call it night.
Good times for all.
Not like I know anything about that.
Let’s see, I do know someone who decided to go to the other side because she had had it with guys…………………… but it was only a publicity stunt in my view……….. she’s been on the purple team as long as I’ve known her and she did hit on me and a couple of my friends. This was in boarding school albeit mixed………and since she announced it on the dinner table it HAD to be a stunt especially as all the guys were all up on her after that. I did think about getting with her …….(she is really gorgeous but ! the whole publicity thing put me off.
I do appreciate women and a couple of times when I’m drunk, made out with a few hot women but not my friends. Hell I’m not going to lose any of them because I’m just feeling experimental because for me that’s what it is………… I’m totally in love with the male form only that sometimes i just feel like a girl. It is however an issue with my sister who is les but my philosophy is ….whatever rocks my boat might not be what rocks yours but it’s me getting it
I’d rather kiss a woman than be have a dude man-power my rear-end. That is all.