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Eve Marries Rich White Man With Most Appropriate Name Ever

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Eve and Maximillion Cooper (Cindy Ord/Getty Images)

Eve put them paws on her man and nabbed her a Gotdamn British billionaire. Maximillion (Aside: I feel like you are destined to be rich with that name. You can’t work at Waffle House with Maximillion on your name tag) Cooper and Eve walk down the aisle in Ibiza in front of friends, family, and like every BME blogger ever.

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  • A former stripper with paw prints on her titties got chose by a rich white man…..ANYTHING IS POSSIBLLLLLLLLLLE

    • RewindingtonMaximus

      Isn’t this the stuff Disney movies are made of? Isn’t this the dream they sell little girls for years and years? And she pulled it off. Gotdamn.

      • Epsilonicus

        @disqus_yH1xJ83lxP:disqus and @RewindingtonMaximus:disqus yall comments are winners good sirs.

        • RewindingtonMaximus

          Man Eps, that’s some movie type ish right there. I just saw her perform two years ago, and now she pulled a Janet Jackson. She bout it.

          • Epsilonicus

            I wonder if she teaching classes

  • RewindingtonMaximus

    Wonder if she played Got A Man at her wedding

  • Angel Baby

    Amazingly I didn’t hear about this, but they’ve been together for a while. Congrats! I hope they make it work.

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