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ELLE Magazine “Discovers” Timberland Trend; The Entire 1990s Says “Discover Deez”

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Social media was all aflutter when ELLE Magazine‘s (Blackity Black Black Black ya’ll) fashion editor, Danielle Prescod took it upon herself to take a ride in a Delorean and claim Timberlands as the new hot “IT” winter boot. Okay, there was no Delorean involved. But, it should’ve been.

Because, um uh ruh… they been a thing. For close to 30 years now. Shit, Justin Timberlake’s first Blackness tour guide is named after them. But, who needs the real definition of “new” when you have observed holidays for “discovering” shit, right, Merica?!

Of course, this recent trend of discovering new-new that’s actually old-old, made me wonder what’s next. Ya know, just in case you don’t make it home tonight.

Crown Royal Mini Handbags/Clutches? Lugz, for the casual man on the go?

We shall see, friends, we shall see. But, we may need that memory-erasing thingamajig from Men In Black

 

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Roll Call is a daily collection of interesting news stories, articles, blogs, and thinkpieces, curated by Tonja Stidhum and Natalie Degraffinried. They both have big hair, but they are not the same person.

  • know your history or you will be doomed to repeat it. (see also: real eyes realize real lies) One.

    • Tonja (aka Cheeks)

      Aw snap, did the Birdman hand clasp begat the Birdman handrub??

    • Jay

      real eyes realize real lies

      Yo… that’s deep.

      http://i.imgur.com/CnnIt22.gif

  • i died at discover deez.
    -new name for briefs? ;)

  • two words. Karl. Kani.

  • I can’t wait until they discover Air Force Ones, Fubu, and fingerwaves.

    I was made for such a time as this.

    • It makes me wonder why I gave away all my FuBu. Maybe I’ll find it again if I hit up a bunch of Goodwills and Salvation Armys. :)

  • Val

    Baby hair. That’s their next big discovery non-discovery. They’ve recently been introduced to FKA Twigs (they hate her) and are fascinated by her baby hair.

    http://40.media.tumblr.com/94bf60167069689d2534a0ea0e6cc76f/tumblr_n8ljiwjzPF1sknivpo1_500.jpg

  • Freebird

    Shags. And S Curls. Maybe karate shoes.

    • BlueWave1

      Nike Cortez, Airbrushed jeans, heavily starched Levi’s 501s with the crease down the middle of the leg.

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