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Smiley Face: 10 reasons why women love Drake

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And you know what they say: B*tches love the smiley face.

(If you’re unfamiliar with that particular line from Boondocks and think that Panama is just haphazardly calling women b*tches, well, go kill yourself. Thanks. – VSB Management)

When Drake tells us on “Best I Ever Had” that his buzz is so big he could probably sell a blank disc, well, he’s not lying. I’ve constantly stated that I don’t understand dude’s buzz – and I don’t – but I can’t deny that it exists. Dude’s got more buzz than Lil Kim at a wet bar.

With two Bullets.

Now, I’ll admit that Drake has talent. He’s a more than able wordsmith with clever-enough punchlines. But is that enough to really build a buzz this huge? Not really, especially when you consider how many WOMEN are loving this cat. Not to be to much of jackarse (and much props to the women on VSB who are hip-hop heads), but women don’t usually break most hip-hop artists. At least they don’t create their buzz, anyway. Women may well be indicative of how well they’ll do in the marketplace, but Drake doesn’t even have a tangible product out yet. All of his material is on the net. Even his much lauded mixtape, “So Far Gone” (download link) is a web-only product. Slap me silly and call me Susan, but I don’t think there’s a huge amount of women on Datpiff.com.

I could be wrong.

And he’s from Canada. Home of the floppy heads and beady little eyes.

And yet, b*tches people love Drake.

So this got me to thinking, what exactly is it about Drake that has the internets AND the women going nuts?

10 Reasons Why B*tches Women (and other people) Love The Smiley Face Drake

1. He’s lightskint. Let’s be real, women have been waiting since Al B. Sure Ginuwine for another musically talented lightbrite to come onto the scene and Drake fits the description. And this one doesn’t look like he’ll beat the brakes off of anybody. Women tend to only want darkskint men to beat them. Light dudes are great for hair tips.

2. He makes nice music for women. Even his ignoranter songs (i.e. “Every Girl”) are really deferential to women in a respectful way. His mixtape mostly sounds like R&B with sing-rapping (i.e. Lykke Li covers, etc), tailor-made for women. Sure he’s acting all cocky and talking about taking women home, but he also seems like he’ll take you home…to cook for you. What a nice chap.

3. He’s a singin’ a** rapper. The difference between him and Kanye is that Drake can actually hold a note, on his own, without Autotune, and women love guys that can serenade them, even if he’s singing, “you’re the f*cking best, you’re the f*cking best…” I’ve always thought that singing curse words was hot. Apparently women think so too.

So basically, 2+3 =

4. He sing-raps about women, a lot. Like on almost every song. The key to getting women interested in your music is to constantly make songs about women. Drake does this a lot. Quit the cocky little f*ck, actually, though even when he’s talking about h*es on “Successful” it sounds more like he means “big hug” than, ya know, h*es.

5. Though cocky, he comes off as a complete herb when he’s not on the mic. Because of this, women think he’s sincere and genuine and will probably sleep with him and will wear t-shirts that say “Drake’s Boo” on them, before he even has an album out. Motherf*cking amazing.

6. He’s romantically linked with all kinds of hot women. The more women you’re allegedly schlumping, the more women you can schlump. That’s like the 8th law of physics or something. Word to that Nig Newton. Thus far, he’s got Rihanna AND Bria Myles. Match: Drake.

7. He speaks really damn well. Got to give him props here. The boy speaks like he reads books – for leisure. Most rappers sound like idiots savants. Women love a man who can talk that smart sh*t.

8. He can actually rap. As much as I don’t care for him, dude can put together some words. Though in all honestly, he sounds like Kanye without as much personality. Strange, most women don’t like Kanye that much unless they’re not cute or bald.

9. He’s humble. Ah yes, he doesn’t come off like he’s better than everybody else and avoids drama at nearly all costs. Then again, I’d hate to get into a fight around him. He looks like he’d run away and get shot and end up in a wheelchair. Oh, wait, that’s his TV character.

10. He also calls himself Young Angel. Every body has to have a Young pseudonym. Women like Young Angel because it sounds corny enough to be some sh*t a woman would give him. Trust me, grown men don’t refer to themselves as Young Angel unless they’re Mexican and from LA. But women love cornball sh*t like that so it works.

That, in a nutshell, is Drake.

And because of it, he’s so far gone.

Tell me people, why do you think b*tches women people love Drake??

-VSB P aka THE ARSONIST aka TANGLE JIG P aka YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD 3

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Panama Jackson is pretty fly for a light guy. He used to ship his frito to Tito in the District, but shipping prices increased so he moved there to save money. When he's not saving humanity with his words or making music with his mouth, you can find him at your mama's mama's house drinking her fine liquors. Most importantly, he believes the children are our future.

  • SouthernGirl

    lolololol.

    oh, and i’ve been to datpiff.com. and that shi!t kept crashing my computer but anywho…

    eh. i like drake. i’ve been hearing about him for over a year now but never really paid him any attention. i clicked a few preview links but it didn’t really take at first (if it didn’t load fast enough i’d pass or mean to check it out when i wasn’t on the plantation, one joint i didn’t like). then they kept playing the f^ck out of ‘best i ever had’ so i decided to give the boy a whirl.

    me no know about the lightskinned-ness (sometimes i think he’s cute and sometimes not so much) but i like his flow. the tone of his voice. the way he plays with syllables. his word play. pretty much all the things you mentioned. i like being able to listen to something and have to play it back like, ‘he said what?’ or catching something on the nth play that i didn’t catch the last time. *shrug*

  • SouthernGirl

    lolololol.

    oh, and i’ve been to datpiff.com. and that shi!t kept crashing my computer but anywho…

    eh. i like drake. i’ve been hearing about him for over a year now but never really paid him any attention. i clicked a few preview links but it didn’t really take at first (if it didn’t load fast enough i’d pass or mean to check it out when i wasn’t on the plantation, one joint i didn’t like). then they kept playing the f^ck out of ‘best i ever had’ so i decided to give the boy a whirl.

    me no know about the lightskinned-ness (sometimes i think he’s cute and sometimes not so much) but i like his flow. the tone of his voice. the way he plays with syllables. his word play. pretty much all the things you mentioned. i like being able to listen to something and have to play it back like, ‘he said what?’ or catching something on the nth play that i didn’t catch the last time. *shrug*

  • Selah

    I’ve been lovin him since he was Jimmy on Degrassi – PRE-wheelchair… I mean I literally watched every Friday at 5 on The N for the show to come on LOL…. so i guess it’s just carried on into his music career…… Can’t speak for no one else tho.

    oh, and he’s tall. That helps. lol

    • SouthernGirl

      @Selah, lol. does the PRE-wheelchair make a difference? i never watched that show but i used to see the previews. there was all kinda of drama on that show. sh!t that had me clutching my pearls and i’m grown!

      • Selah

        @SouthernGirl,

        it only makes a difference cuz i don’t really gets down with the wheelchair men. I mean – he was still hot after he got shot. But dang. I needs my mens to stand.

        there was always some kinda drama going on in the show tho – that’s what kept me, teenager that I was, hooked!

        • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

          @Selah,

          “I needs my mens to stand”

          t-shirt potential

          • Selah

            @The Champ,

            I came up with a line that could be on a t-shirt? YAYYY. i feel like a real VSBer… lol

          • Selah

            @The Champ,

            I came up with a line that could be on a t-shirt? YAYYY. i feel like a real VSBer… lol

        • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

          @Selah,

          “I needs my mens to stand”

          t-shirt potential

      • Selah

        @SouthernGirl,

        it only makes a difference cuz i don’t really gets down with the wheelchair men. I mean – he was still hot after he got shot. But dang. I needs my mens to stand.

        there was always some kinda drama going on in the show tho – that’s what kept me, teenager that I was, hooked!

    • SouthernGirl

      @Selah, lol. does the PRE-wheelchair make a difference? i never watched that show but i used to see the previews. there was all kinda of drama on that show. sh!t that had me clutching my pearls and i’m grown!

    • http://www.twitter.com/Vivacious2 This Just In…Thursday’s the new Friday!

      @Selah,

      Is he really tall????? Ahhhhhhh…I just fell in love…again.

      • Selah

        @This Just In…Thursday’s the new Friday!,

        yes ma’am! and you know tall rappers are hard to come by, so it’s a wonderful thing. lol

      • Selah

        @This Just In…Thursday’s the new Friday!,

        yes ma’am! and you know tall rappers are hard to come by, so it’s a wonderful thing. lol

    • http://www.twitter.com/Vivacious2 This Just In…Thursday’s the new Friday!

      @Selah,

      Is he really tall????? Ahhhhhhh…I just fell in love…again.

    • mssmtaylor

      @Selah,

      Whatchu know about wheel chair Jimmy?
      He was not the business on Degrassi. I dont know what it is about Canada, but the two blk actors on that show were in serious need of a hair line.

    • mssmtaylor

      @Selah,

      Whatchu know about wheel chair Jimmy?
      He was not the business on Degrassi. I dont know what it is about Canada, but the two blk actors on that show were in serious need of a hair line.

    • http://headedintherightdirection.blogspot.com Liryc

      @Selah,

      OOh I loved Jimmy on Degrassi, pre and post wheelchair.. He just had this smile and just made me melt.. when I saw drake I was like.. HEY That’s jimmy.. then I heard the mixtapes and songs and it just solidified how cute I thought he was..

      Though not a total fan of the lightskinned male, he is just too adorable.

      • http://presidentialtelevisionandfilm.ning.com/ Monk

        @Liryc,

        Am I the only one who don’t know what Degrassi is?

      • http://presidentialtelevisionandfilm.ning.com/ Monk

        @Liryc,

        Am I the only one who don’t know what Degrassi is?

    • http://headedintherightdirection.blogspot.com Liryc

      @Selah,

      OOh I loved Jimmy on Degrassi, pre and post wheelchair.. He just had this smile and just made me melt.. when I saw drake I was like.. HEY That’s jimmy.. then I heard the mixtapes and songs and it just solidified how cute I thought he was..

      Though not a total fan of the lightskinned male, he is just too adorable.

    • Blue Skyez

      @Selah,

      I’ve loved him since Degrassi also. Pre-wheelchair. I always said to myself if there was a guy that I would give my v card to even if it was just a one night stand it would be him. LOL. And now that he is rapping OOOO weee… If he walked into the same room with my panties will automatically evaporate. He can def get it. OMG. He’s some Fine A** Wine a la the Steve Harvey Morning Show. I will drink his a**. Okay I’m also hornee as fcuk.

      • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

        @Blue Skyez,

        vsb.com: where orgasms happen.

        • Blue Skyez

          @The Champ,

          oh touché!

        • Blue Skyez

          @The Champ,

          oh touché!

        • http://lostwomanchild.blogspot.com blackberry molasses

          @The Champ,

          but NOT in your room… unless they are solo performances.

          (sorry… couldn’t resist)

          • 8th Wonder

            *chortle*

          • 8th Wonder

            *chortle*

        • http://lostwomanchild.blogspot.com blackberry molasses

          @The Champ,

          but NOT in your room… unless they are solo performances.

          (sorry… couldn’t resist)

      • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

        @Blue Skyez,

        vsb.com: where orgasms happen.

      • Captain Morgan

        @Blue Skyez,

        Damn, evaporating panties huh? You got it bad.

        Yea im hella slow and just figured out he was Jimmy like, last week. Then i was all, eeewwwww he’s a child and now he’s rapping about sex and shit. But then i realized i was only like 3 years older then him. He’s aaiight, kinda boring, but not bad.

      • Captain Morgan

        @Blue Skyez,

        Damn, evaporating panties huh? You got it bad.

        Yea im hella slow and just figured out he was Jimmy like, last week. Then i was all, eeewwwww he’s a child and now he’s rapping about sex and shit. But then i realized i was only like 3 years older then him. He’s aaiight, kinda boring, but not bad.

      • http://www.myspace.com/thagrindaholic BLUNTBLAZER

        @Blue Skyez,
        DAM MAMA!

      • http://www.myspace.com/thagrindaholic BLUNTBLAZER

        @Blue Skyez,
        DAM MAMA!

    • Blue Skyez

      @Selah,

      I’ve loved him since Degrassi also. Pre-wheelchair. I always said to myself if there was a guy that I would give my v card to even if it was just a one night stand it would be him. LOL. And now that he is rapping OOOO weee… If he walked into the same room with my panties will automatically evaporate. He can def get it. OMG. He’s some Fine A** Wine a la the Steve Harvey Morning Show. I will drink his a**. Okay I’m also hornee as fcuk.

  • Selah

    I’ve been lovin him since he was Jimmy on Degrassi – PRE-wheelchair… I mean I literally watched every Friday at 5 on The N for the show to come on LOL…. so i guess it’s just carried on into his music career…… Can’t speak for no one else tho.

    oh, and he’s tall. That helps. lol

  • eff yo couch

    You pretty much summed it all up. I still prefer Phonte from Little Brother, when it comes to singers/rappers.

    • SouthernGirl

      @eff yo couch,

      got intro’d to them last summer. i can dig it.

    • SouthernGirl

      @eff yo couch,

      got intro’d to them last summer. i can dig it.

    • Dorian G.

      @eff yo couch,

      A little too husky to be a sex symbol

      • Selah

        @Dorian G.,

        husky isn’t always a bad thing. trust. lol

      • Selah

        @Dorian G.,

        husky isn’t always a bad thing. trust. lol

      • shay_d_lady

        @Dorian G., A little too husky to be a sex symbol
        co sign

      • shay_d_lady

        @Dorian G., A little too husky to be a sex symbol
        co sign

    • Dorian G.

      @eff yo couch,

      A little too husky to be a sex symbol

    • Jay_Delicious

      @eff yo couch,
      insert my co-sign here ____

    • Jay_Delicious

      @eff yo couch,
      insert my co-sign here ____

    • YeahYou

      Phonte! Mmm hmm…

  • eff yo couch

    You pretty much summed it all up. I still prefer Phonte from Little Brother, when it comes to singers/rappers.

  • Dorian G.

    Before I head to bed can I just thank the Orlando Magic from the bottom of my heart for allowing me to once again relish in the failure of Lebron James and the NBA Cavaliers (no I will not strike thru the NBA Cavs and put in Cleveland, its been abundantly clear since the summer of 2003 what the league has been trying to do with James and any team he’s on so let them live and die with their lack of integrity)

    I’ve been holding back on using this clip but really I’ve had two frontrunners call me to start a preemptive plea cop to the failure of the “chosen one”. I hope Nike spent a billion dollars for those Lebron/Kobe commercials. It will be like a more expensive version of those 19-0 New England Patriots shirts the starving kids in Afghanistan wear now. Oh and I fully expect Stern to pull out all the stops in game 5 and start allowing Lebron to take shots worth 5 – 10 points depending on the score. Hey they’ve been making up the rules as they go along so far right. Ah but this isn’t about hate, this post is about joy. I can’t wait for Young Money rappers to start making songs incorporating the epic failure of the Cavs this spring.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owzhYNcd4OM&feature=related

    • JamaicanGirl

      @Dorian G., Not to directly call you a hater, but hey if the Cap fit let them wear it. I would love this post if you strike out Bron Bron and insert Kobe, when a few plays are called in Lebrons favor then everyone wants to cry foul. That stuff happens all the time at Lakers game all Kobe and his receding hairline has to do is make that ugly arse face like he’s about to cry and the ref comes running. The Cavs played a dern good game last night that sadly ended in defeat.

      me still like you…….

      • Gem-balaya

        @JamaicanGirl,

        That stuff happens all the time at Lakers game all Kobe and his receding hairline has to do is make that ugly arse face like he’s about to cry and the ref comes running.

        lmao so true.

      • Gem-balaya

        @JamaicanGirl,

        That stuff happens all the time at Lakers game all Kobe and his receding hairline has to do is make that ugly arse face like he’s about to cry and the ref comes running.

        lmao so true.

      • Captain Morgan

        @JamaicanGirl,

        him and his hairline are such smug, entitled whiners.

        • http://freetherapyorelse.blogspot.com Sula

          @Captain Morgan,

          This made me chortle. For real. :)

        • http://freetherapyorelse.blogspot.com Sula

          @Captain Morgan,

          This made me chortle. For real. :)

      • Captain Morgan

        @JamaicanGirl,

        him and his hairline are such smug, entitled whiners.

    • JamaicanGirl

      @Dorian G., Not to directly call you a hater, but hey if the Cap fit let them wear it. I would love this post if you strike out Bron Bron and insert Kobe, when a few plays are called in Lebrons favor then everyone wants to cry foul. That stuff happens all the time at Lakers game all Kobe and his receding hairline has to do is make that ugly arse face like he’s about to cry and the ref comes running. The Cavs played a dern good game last night that sadly ended in defeat.

      me still like you…….

    • miss t-lee

      @Dorian G.,
      It will be like a more expensive version of those 19-0 New England Patriots shirts the starving kids in Afghanistan wear now.

      *sniggling*

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=73903598 Dom

        @miss t-lee,

        This still hurts my heart. Its too soon to joke about it. Its tooo soooon!

        • miss t-lee

          @Dom,
          C’mon…it’s been more than enough time.
          Buck up!!! :)

          • http://www.myspace.com/thagrindaholic BLUNTBLAZER

            @miss t-lee,
            Lebron needs help his team need ta pick it up anyteam with depth can own them.

            • miss t-lee

              @BLUNTBLAZER,
              I’m not a Cavs fan…so I don’t really care.
              My Spurs went down in flames…lmao
              I do hope the Cavs get to beat Kobe though.

            • miss t-lee

              @BLUNTBLAZER,
              I’m not a Cavs fan…so I don’t really care.
              My Spurs went down in flames…lmao
              I do hope the Cavs get to beat Kobe though.

            • http://freetherapyorelse.blogspot.com Sula

              @miss t-lee,

              I knew there was a reason I liked you.
              I am a Spurs fan too! And yes they did go down rather unspectacularly…. *sigh*

              Right now, I’m just anti-Lakers… Enjoying great basketball (one of the best playoff seasons in recent years… must be these TETs ).

              :)

            • http://freetherapyorelse.blogspot.com Sula

              @miss t-lee,

              I knew there was a reason I liked you.
              I am a Spurs fan too! And yes they did go down rather unspectacularly…. *sigh*

              Right now, I’m just anti-Lakers… Enjoying great basketball (one of the best playoff seasons in recent years… must be these TETs ).

              :)

            • miss t-lee

              @ Sula,

              Yeah…it’s just wasn’t out year…but we’ll be back!!
              It has been some exciting games which is a plus.
              :)

              You know I’ll be back down your way next month–I’ll email ya…

            • miss t-lee

              @ Sula,

              Yeah…it’s just wasn’t out year…but we’ll be back!!
              It has been some exciting games which is a plus.
              :)

              You know I’ll be back down your way next month–I’ll email ya…

          • http://www.myspace.com/thagrindaholic BLUNTBLAZER

            @miss t-lee,
            Lebron needs help his team need ta pick it up anyteam with depth can own them.

        • miss t-lee

          @Dom,
          C’mon…it’s been more than enough time.
          Buck up!!! :)

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=73903598 Dom

        @miss t-lee,

        This still hurts my heart. Its too soon to joke about it. Its tooo soooon!

    • miss t-lee

      @Dorian G.,
      It will be like a more expensive version of those 19-0 New England Patriots shirts the starving kids in Afghanistan wear now.

      *sniggling*

    • Ashley Neicole

      @Dorian G.,

      I’m glad I’m not the only one that thinks somebody is around here pullin puppet strings with this playoff mess. But don’t worry, nobody wants to see Lakers v. Magic in the Finals so the Cavs will pull a miraculous 4 game win. It will be close tho. All for the sake of ratings.

      • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

        @Ashley Neicole,

        “I’m glad I’m not the only one that thinks somebody is around here pullin puppet strings with this playoff mess”

        you mean, the same ratings conspiracy that allowed boston to beat orlando, to make sure that there was a boston/cleveland rematch of last year? or that ensured that miami would beat atlanta so that dwade and lebron could battle in round two? and also didnt allow the spurs of san anf*ckingtonio to win 4 championships in the last 10 years?

        you mean that ratings conspiracy? or another one? i’m sorry, i get my ratings conspiracy’s mixed up sometimes

        • http://presidentialtelevisionandfilm.ning.com/ Monk

          @The Champ,

          All of those…hahahaha!!

        • http://presidentialtelevisionandfilm.ning.com/ Monk

          @The Champ,

          All of those…hahahaha!!

      • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

        @Ashley Neicole,

        “I’m glad I’m not the only one that thinks somebody is around here pullin puppet strings with this playoff mess”

        you mean, the same ratings conspiracy that allowed boston to beat orlando, to make sure that there was a boston/cleveland rematch of last year? or that ensured that miami would beat atlanta so that dwade and lebron could battle in round two? and also didnt allow the spurs of san anf*ckingtonio to win 4 championships in the last 10 years?

        you mean that ratings conspiracy? or another one? i’m sorry, i get my ratings conspiracy’s mixed up sometimes

    • Ashley Neicole

      @Dorian G.,

      I’m glad I’m not the only one that thinks somebody is around here pullin puppet strings with this playoff mess. But don’t worry, nobody wants to see Lakers v. Magic in the Finals so the Cavs will pull a miraculous 4 game win. It will be close tho. All for the sake of ratings.

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      @Dorian G.,

      “Oh and I fully expect Stern to pull out all the stops in game 5 and start allowing Lebron to take shots worth 5 – 10 points depending on the score.”

      so basically, its only a conspiracy if the cavs win?

      • Dorian G.

        @The Champ,

        With inconsistent calls that always seem to go in their favor yes. Why is this so far fetched?

      • Dorian G.

        @The Champ,

        With inconsistent calls that always seem to go in their favor yes. Why is this so far fetched?

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      @Dorian G.,

      “Oh and I fully expect Stern to pull out all the stops in game 5 and start allowing Lebron to take shots worth 5 – 10 points depending on the score.”

      so basically, its only a conspiracy if the cavs win?

    • journey78

      @Dorian G., It will be like a more expensive version of those 19-0 New England Patriots shirts the starving kids in Afghanistan wear now.

      That right there is why I may be your number 1 fan.

    • journey78

      @Dorian G., It will be like a more expensive version of those 19-0 New England Patriots shirts the starving kids in Afghanistan wear now.

      That right there is why I may be your number 1 fan.

  • Dorian G.

    Before I head to bed can I just thank the Orlando Magic from the bottom of my heart for allowing me to once again relish in the failure of Lebron James and the NBA Cavaliers (no I will not strike thru the NBA Cavs and put in Cleveland, its been abundantly clear since the summer of 2003 what the league has been trying to do with James and any team he’s on so let them live and die with their lack of integrity)

    I’ve been holding back on using this clip but really I’ve had two frontrunners call me to start a preemptive plea cop to the failure of the “chosen one”. I hope Nike spent a billion dollars for those Lebron/Kobe commercials. It will be like a more expensive version of those 19-0 New England Patriots shirts the starving kids in Afghanistan wear now. Oh and I fully expect Stern to pull out all the stops in game 5 and start allowing Lebron to take shots worth 5 – 10 points depending on the score. Hey they’ve been making up the rules as they go along so far right. Ah but this isn’t about hate, this post is about joy. I can’t wait for Young Money rappers to start making songs incorporating the epic failure of the Cavs this spring.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owzhYNcd4OM&feature=related

  • shay_d_lady

    1. its normally the pretty light skint ninjas that like to beat a$$… we just like a dude with a little thug in em and I have yet to meet a light skinned brah that can pull of the tough “look’ they might be tough underneath but they dont EVAH look it….LOL

    but on to drake.. he is alright, he can rap and sing but im just not one to get excited about the hype. YOu need to bring a hot album before I am going to stamp my name on ya.. and yes Im sure he’s not all that worried about the shay d lady stamp of approval…but he should.. I bring more dudes to the yard than all of Kelis’ milkshakes…LOL I move weight son! (no I dont but still)

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      @shay_d_lady,

      “YOu need to bring a hot album before I am going to stamp my name on ya.. and yes Im sure he’s not all that worried about the shay d lady stamp of approval…but he should.. I bring more dudes to the yard than all of Kelis’ milkshakes…LOL I move weight son! (no I dont but still)”

      vsb.com: where shay_d_lady says shay_d_lady things

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      @shay_d_lady,

      “YOu need to bring a hot album before I am going to stamp my name on ya.. and yes Im sure he’s not all that worried about the shay d lady stamp of approval…but he should.. I bring more dudes to the yard than all of Kelis’ milkshakes…LOL I move weight son! (no I dont but still)”

      vsb.com: where shay_d_lady says shay_d_lady things

  • shay_d_lady

    1. its normally the pretty light skint ninjas that like to beat a$$… we just like a dude with a little thug in em and I have yet to meet a light skinned brah that can pull of the tough “look’ they might be tough underneath but they dont EVAH look it….LOL

    but on to drake.. he is alright, he can rap and sing but im just not one to get excited about the hype. YOu need to bring a hot album before I am going to stamp my name on ya.. and yes Im sure he’s not all that worried about the shay d lady stamp of approval…but he should.. I bring more dudes to the yard than all of Kelis’ milkshakes…LOL I move weight son! (no I dont but still)

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