It’s Friday. Thankyajeefus.
I hope and pray that you all can access youtube wherever you are because what I’m posting right now…is that gospel.
As ridiculously retarded as this dudes philosophy seems, it’s right on point. Or at least highly entertaining.
Definitely VSB-topic worthy. In fact, this dude is making the video version of what could easily have been a post here at the relationship dope spot. Hmm…video discussions of posts? Hmmm….
So…
VSB meet Mr. Chi City. Mr. Chi City, meet VSB.
This video is entitled: Keeping your refrigerator stocked will get you many women.
Watch. And learn.
Annnnnnnnnnnd discuss. Is dude full of bullmalarkey or is there truth to his shenanigans?
Just where is the Honeycomb Hideout?
-VSB P aka THE ARSONIST aka TANGLE JIG P aka YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD 3
i just cant with mr. chi city. he’s a fool. sometimes entertaining, but mostly not. “droppin vagina panties”???? *smh*
that is all.
@Gem-balaya, Are their other types of panties? I don’t think so. He clearly had no script.
@Gem-balaya,
I’m with you. I peeped this vid about a month ago and literally guffawed at the f*ckery contained therein. But that ninja don’t know what the eff he talmbout.
oh. one last thing. mad props to the Rockets for putting on an excellent come back from game 5. they obviously remembered to sprinkle their wheaties with antihistamines (damn basketball allegries). i’m happy for them.
@Gem-balaya,
Word. I hate the Lakers.
@Gem-balaya,
yeah. that was impressive (as were the tacos and sh*t). maybe luis scola might take a shower now
@The Champ,
thanks
but next time you guys come over i’ll make real food.
@The Champ,
You was at taco night too?! When I read that ish on twitter, I was just a lil jeal. Now I’m all out hatin!
@Me fail english?,
LOL! well you should make a trip to pgh and visit us!! then you can be part of taco/jose cuervo night too!!
@Gem-balaya,
Hate to bust bubbles up in here, but NBA playoff games are mostly fixed. Yep, that’s right. Bad calls from refs, players that NEVER miss free throws missing clutch ones, etc.. It all goes down to stretch series out the full 7 games. More money for EVERYBODY. It’s sports, but you have to realize it’s a business too.
NBA=the biggest reality show of them all.
@Monk,
So, are the Cavs winning the reality show? Are they the best team on this NBA version of the Amazing Race?
@N.I.A. naturally….,
They probably base it on what players/teams will sell the most jerseys/tickets and other fan paraphernalia. Or what team grossed the most or got the biggest ratings throughout the season so it’s kinda like a voting process in which the fans place their votes by watching and purchasing stuff.
@Monk,
Hate to bust bubbles up in here, but NBA playoff games are mostly fixed
damn. as much as i love and appreciate ya bro, it hurts to say that i might hafta ban you.
@The Champ,
*Jack Nicholson voice*
“You Can’t Handle The TRUTH!!”
Whether it’s fact or not, I’m gonna believe what I wanna believe. It helps me cope with the fact that my Pistons was garbage this season.
@Monk,
Man SOMEBODY betta ack like they know bout them Rockets baby!!!!!!! H-town is bout our business. No fixin here…Rockets in 7.
@Monk,
my bubble isn’t burst(ed?) at all. i am not a basketball fan. so fixed or not, my world still revolves.
can’t wait for football season to start back up. monday nights just aren’t the same in the off season.
@Gem-balaya,
i like basketball, but there has been a void in my life since the end of the college football and NFL seasons….
@Gem-balaya,
see???? i knowed in my heart i was truly your e-momma. i’ve been going through some kind of football withdrawl/depression thing on sunday afternoons and monday nights… pre-season can’t get here fast enough!!!
@blackberry molasses,
Sundays are so boring after I make it home from church.
I don’t wanna watch no freakin’ golf or nascar!!!!
Hurry up football season.
@miss t-lee,
word e-twin…. word.
@Gem-balaya, blackberry molasses ,miss t-lee ,N.I.A.
VSB: Where beautiful women AND football mix.
Sorry Champ, had 2 do it potna. lol
@Tx10inch,
Aww…thanks kinfolk, hope your boys whoop that arse on Sunday!
@Tx10inch,
h3ll yes! I always seem to get the best ‘reviews’ wearing his Eagles jersey, a pony tail and…. welp that’s about it.
@Monk,
Are you from Detroit?
I am….lost faith in the Pistons quite a while ago.
@Gem-balaya,
rockets won? hell yea hahaha
I don’t know how, but I’m pretty sure Puffy is responsible for this video!
Also, what kind of high-fructose corn syrup diabetes is he pushing!? Seriously! And the snacks?! Is he allergic to fruit?!
@Hostess,
*smh* @ the HFCS museum in his fridge.
he did make a very good point about the kool-aid bottle thing. i can see how that’d be extremely frustrating.
@Hostess,
yes, i knew i seen this before! he straight jacked it from cribs, no? c’mon dude, be more original.
@Hostess, I was thinking the exact same thing!
so you think sugar water is gonna make me drop my “vagina panties”?!?!?! GTFOHWTBS
@Hostess,
Fruit? Juice? Sugar. Water. Purple. WTF is juice?
@Naturally Alise, Juice, by hood definition, is any high fructose corn syrup laced colored liquid.
why is he acting so NEW. like he just got his first big tax return or something?? talkin bout some CHROMEEEE GARRBAGE CAN!!
ninja please, buy some veggies and eat more fiber, cuz on that diet, i know his bowels are more locked down than OZ.
@jana.love,
LMAO!!
@jana.love,
An Italian Floor? Did we skin Joe Pesci? I ain’t never seen a chrome garbage can. I cannot.
@jana.love,
LMAO!!!! and we just had a discussion about being regular…lol!
@jana.love, LMAO! that comment made my day.
@jana.love,
That was my comment! WTF, they have those trash cans at walmart! Get REAL!!
Gentlemen… VSB’s lend me your ears. If you want the ladies to be flocking to your spot and dropping ‘vagina panties’ (aside: really chi city?? SAT DOWN FOR THAT) here’s some definites to have going on in your crib:
1. Clean!! Especially bathrooms and kitchens. Keep them sh*ts SURGICALLY SANITIZED. I cannot tell you how many hotties have been dropped because I was skeeved out by their bathrooms and kitchens
2. Real COMFORTABLE furniture. Invest in that nice Thomasville couch with the chaise end. It can double as… well… you know. While ur at it, invest in a decent mattress. Tempurpedic is your friend.
3. 450 and above thread count sheets. If you want her in your bed, make it the place to be. Once I discovered high thread count sheets, there was NO GOING BACK.
4. Girl snacks- most quality ladies like quality snacks.
5. Soft focus lighting… you will look better and so will she.
@blackberry molasses,
Madame Zenobia is co-signing.
@blackberry molasses, I agree.
“450 and above thread count sheets. If you want her in your bed, make it the place to be. Once I discovered high thread count sheets, there was NO GOING BACK.”
And if you can get some sateen sheets, it will give you more time to cuddle because i will get up and wrap my hair in the mist of things. I cant have your cheap ars sheets drying out my hair.
@JamaicanGirl,
yes ma’am for these sateen sheets.
@JamaicanGirl,
Sateen sheets are hard to do for dudes tho, cuz you be sliding off them in the middle of the night and it makes the bed hard to make in the morning.
@Dorian G.,
meh, I feel you on the sateen sheets. Plus those things can get hot. I can be cool with just sateen pillows. And as for the full satin sheets. Lord they may look pretty but so nonfunctional. No-go for so many reasons
@Dorian G.,
i agree. plus, laying in satin makes me feel like a combination of nathan lane and the sultan of brunei.
@The Champ,
nathan lane and the sultan of brunei.
It’s too early to make me laugh out loud. Dayum!
@The Champ,
The funniest thing is satin PJs on satin sheets on a high bed… hilarity ensues. Better than a slip’n'slide in the summer.
@The Champ, LOL!
@Dorian G.,
Satin sheets are just gay. NTTAWWT.
Same goes for satin boxers.
@Monk,
I agree, it would weird me out if a man had some satin sheets, can’t have no thug lovin’ on satin sheets… lol
@Naturally Alise,
lol @ thug loving, it made me think of gangstalicious from the boondocks! i bet he had alot of thug lovin on satin sheets lol…
@Monk,
A man with satin boxers better have a big gold chain and taco meat chest hair to match. And he must say things like “Come ‘ere, guhl!”
@blackberry molasses, good list but aint that what dude was saying in a very roundabout ghetto way.. keep it clean, neat and fully stocked?
he probably aint discovered them high thread count sheets yet… he spent all his cash on them sodas and that chrome garbage can..
@shay_d_lady,
chile, he ain’t spent no cash on that. that’s a food stamp stash if ever i saw one.
@charli skipper, LOL yeah but he had to buy them joints from the locals and inflation done shot the street value on stamps sky high!
@charli skipper,
Yeah, he most def got all that food from the lady who sells Link cards.
@shay_d_lady,
and his new Italian Floors!
@blackberry molasses,
1. Clean!! Especially bathrooms and kitchens. Keep them sh*ts SURGICALLY SANITIZED. I cannot tell you how many hotties have been dropped because I was skeeved out by their bathrooms and kitchens
Yes ma’am!
@blackberry molasses,
great list e-mama!! i have left many a negros spots becuz i had to tinkle and was not brave enough to expose my tush and little gemmy to the bathroom’s elements.
and i can’t stand a brotha who has sheets that look and feel like they’ve been around since his college days. really dude?!? your sheets need never feel like kim wipes. at least throw some jersey knit sheets on the bed. sheesh.
@Gem-balaya,
“and i can’t stand a brotha who has sheets that look and feel like they’ve been around since his college days. really dude?!? your sheets need never feel like kim wipes. at least throw some jersey knit sheets on the bed. sheesh.”
Happy Meal gives this comment two thumbs up!
It also grosses me out when the sheets smell like you don’t wash them regularly… I personally believe that everyone should have multiple sets of sheets, so while you’re washing one, you can have a fresh set on the bed….
@Happy Meal, my momma taught me that rule. You spend 8 hours in your bed (or at least you should) there are days where you dont spend 8 hours in your clothes and you wont wear em again
@Happy Meal,
Also a walk out moment.
Things that should not be singular in your home
Sheets
Towel
Facecloth
Plate
Fork
Knife
Glass (don’t have 1 glass and got me sipping soda out of a free mug from the bank)
Pot
Condom
Chair
Shoes
Underwears
Papertowel
Match
Bottle of Water
Jelly bean
Lamp
Pillow
Sock
Phone
*note: this list is not exhaustive
@willnotbetelevised, you dumb for jelly bean , iQuit you for that. Also you will get no nether region goodies from me if you request for me to bring a towel and washcloth with me to spend the night. FAIL.
@Happy Meal,
indeed!!! clean sheets and towels are a must–and should not be mustY. and after awhile, it’s time to go ahead and invest in new sets.
bottom line: keep it fresh.
@Gem-balaya,
Yes! And dudes who apparently don’t know how to change a washcloth. I KNOW you can smell that!
@blackberry molasses,
major co-signage here….
@blackberry molasses,
5. Soft focus lighting… you will look better and so will she.
this is how “i swear, i didnt know she was a tranny” happens.
@The Champ,
*dying*
(stream of consciousness) good thing my boss is on her way, hopefully she will find me slumped over my keyboard and resusitate me before it’s too late.
@blackberry molasses,
1) 4sho off top (those clorox clean up whipes are a mans best friend)
2) 50% like mack 10 said “its a bed anda buildin quit trippin like you gotta have the hilton”
3)see #2
4) girl snacks yea right if you see some cottage cheese in ya mans fridge he is most likely grey
5) see #2
hahahaha
@blackberry molasses, overit and out! lol.
All right Kids -
On one hand I’m like “Wow, what a good idea having a variable smorgasbord of drinks. I love different types of drinks.” Think I think – “Wait a minute, this dude doesn’t have a stitch of food that could make a cohesive meal in that refrigerator.” Which would make me completely nervous and apprehensive about him if I was in his place.
x-Box AND PS3? Yeah, That’s seem mad young to me. Again that would make me nervous. That combined with the lack of food makes me wonder how you take care of yourself. It screams sophomore year of college to me.
Finally, the little bitty personal pizza that enters the frame at the end when he returns to the kitchen would immediately make me want to leave.
If he wants quantity of women and not quality this little theory may work, however, I think most women with good common sense would go from “Oh that’s cute and funny” to “This is really, kind of weird…” to turned off and thinking “WTH is this dude on…how do I get outta of here?” In about 6 minutes and 45 seconds….at least I did watching it.
@Madame Zenobia,
gurllll, whatchu talkin bout? he had mad food in there.
if you hungry, you could make some eggo waffles with crumbled oreos on top and wash it down with some 99cent arizona juice. in the hood we call it leggo a la oreos
you betta get wit it!
[side note]
what did he spray that butter on???? the pop tarts?
@jana.love,
DEAD… not the I can’t believe its not butter spread on the tarts… I CAN’T believe you have that in your fridge YOUNG sir… lol
@jana.love, what did he spray that butter on???? the pop tarts?
girl them eggos.. quit playin..LOL
@jana.love,
i luve pop tarts me an my son eat the smores ones ery mornin
@Madame Zenobia,
On one hand I’m like “Wow, what a good idea having a variable smorgasbord of drinks. I love different types of drinks.” Think I think – “Wait a minute, this dude doesn’t have a stitch of food that could make a cohesive meal in that refrigerator.” Which would make me completely nervous and apprehensive about him if I was in his place.
You already know most bachelors that don’t cook, only got drinks in they fridge. lol
@miss t-lee,
I’m feeling you….. snacks are nice but at the end of the day, Real Women Eat Real Food!
@Happy Meal,
Really….the heyll I’ma do with some snacks? lol
@miss t-lee,
Right. Now if we gon talk food/kitcken.. I’d be impressed if you had a lazy susan stocked with a variety seasonings you actually use, glasses/dishes that complement your design motif (not just $2 plastic cups), a variety of meats (not a mini frozen pizza), fruits and vegetables, a well-stocked pantry with non-perishables like pasta and canned tomoatoes, so that you may make your sauce from scratch and not use Ragu…. and maybe a left-over or two, (show’s you’re a sensible eater ( I just don’t get people who don’t eat Leftovers), and a wine to complement whatever you are trying to serve me (Zinfandel does not go with everything). Now if you aint got all that, it don’t make you less of a man, just don’t expect my vagina panties to drop all over your italian tiled floor.
I may be small, but I like to eat and I like to eat WELL.
@Happy Meal,
Exactly. You had me a lazy susan…lol!!!
All I say is please make an effort of some sort, it’s always appreciated. Learn how to mix up a nice cocktail or two.
Even if you can’t cook, order some take out like you really mean it!
It’s all about entertaining, especially if you’re trying to get down with the get down.
@Happy Meal,
Oh yea, I keep forgetting and I offer to cook at some y-blessed fool’s house. And I get there and they got one 42 ounce tin of salt and some hot sauce. How you gonna buy the chicken and the veg and expect me to make something with only hot sauce, salt, your one pot and that spoon you stole from your college cafeteria 6 years ago. Foolywang. Just because I was the dorm-cooking champion of 2001 doesn’t mean I put up with those conditions. Go order some chinese and play Halo fool.
@willnotbetelevised,
Can I get a witness? Pullin out lemon juice, red koolaid and icy hot for ingredients. Da fcuk u think I am? MacGyver?
Even worse is when they live in the hood and you can’t even find the proper ingredients at the grocery store. Who the eff is Lewry’s and who told you I used her seasoned salt? smh
Also, Old bay does not work on all foods. In fact, it doesn’t work on ANY foods. Thanks
@Happy Meal,
Hole up now. the old bay works on the Crab legs and only the Crab legs. And my point is just cuz I made some bangin ass chicken with the lemon juice, kool aide and leftover pepper packages from last weeks Popeyes bag layin on the bedroom floor (dirty fugger) doesn’t mean this is means you need not supply yourself. All it means is I was hungry and it was too late for delivery places to be open.
Lissen, I’ve been at a friends house at midnight and she suggested it was a good time to bake an apple pie. Some times you just do what you want to do. 3am hot pie was good too! (hahah)
@Happy Meal,
That much food points to a person who either does not eat alone or does not live alone. Or a person who spends a lot of time eating. I have days during the school year where I forget to eat. Buying that much food guarantees that I’ll be throwing most if it away at the end of the month.
Or it guarantees I’ll be spending extra money on long lasting stuff that I never eat. Perhaps it’s just the engineer in me, but I prefer to optimize my food purchases to minimize trips to the grocery store while coinciding with my pay dates (which is around the time I pay all bills) so that I mitigate the possibility of forgetting to account for a purchase.
I can’t have $100 for an unexpected date night if I decided to fill my pantry, fridge, and cupboards with all sorts of foods, wines, drinks, and the like.
Besides, I subscribe to a school of life where once a woman is in your apt. . . uh. . .in the words of Steve Urkel ” we’re going to get doooown with our bad selves”!
@miss t-lee,
For real! That’s why his snacking arse was eating a chalky microwave pizza. Get some real food up in that place.
@miss t-lee,
How about when the chick comes over, y’all both go to the grocery and buy some real food, go back to the crib, and she cooks it for them. He can buy the food, she can cook it, the drinks and dessert are already there…sounds fair to me.
@Monk,
I don’t see anything wrong with that at all. I’ve actually done that a time or two. It was always appreciated and I didn’t mind doing it.
@miss t-lee,
“It takes two to make a thing go right” and shyt…lol!!
@Madame Zenobia,
I’m assuming he doesn’t except the ladies to be there but maybe a little while Idk 2-3 hours tops, thinking you won’t be very hungry. More like get in, get out for him it sounds like. Yeah he needs some real food up in there, it does seem like the college days, what exactly is the man gonna use BBQ sauce and ranch for with no real food? Is he gonna do like the spray “not butter” and drink it? Them tiles on the floor looked like regular azz tiles and people ain’t gonna know the difference, he should have gotta marble or something cause tiles are basic and they don’t impress.
I definitely got my laugh in from the video, I think it’s a nice tip to have a variety of options for the ladies to choose from, cause we wanna feel comfortable, however that’s just ONE tip out of many, like the clean bathroom and sheets, etc too.
Ok so. Sometimes I think about why I am single. He reminded me. He also seriously made me rethink dropping the N bomb. I cannot live or deal with ignorance of this depth and width. Even if I was remotely turned on by a selection of beverages, the moment he opened his mouth……over. Negro miss me wit alla dat.
I am calling Rev. Al & Jesse. We need to boycott this foolishness. I’m having a march on beverages. We will meet at his fridge then march to his momma’s house to inquire about his home training. No Snapple No Peace.
P.S. I caught a glimpse of what I thought was a foot with an odd covering……anyone?
@Nola Darling,
very weird covering on his foot…
Dear covering, where you a sock? or a house shoe with a hole? Please clarify for us, as we are confused.
Thank you
@Nola Darling,
No Snapple No Peace.
T-shirt? lol
@Nola Darling,
Get over yourself really, its just jokes ni99a.
@Dorian G.,
Exactly. Dude seems to have a good sense of humor so if chicks like that and he can lay pipe, it really wouldn’t matter too much anyway.
@Dorian G
Get over yourself really, it’s just a comment ni99a.
@Nola Darling,
Don’t get mad at me boo!
@Dorian G.,
*e-hug* I wasn’t.
@Nola Darling,
“We need to boycott this foolishness”
Methinks there’s more important things in life to boycott than this fool, lol. Such as: Christian Louboutin for making his FABULOUS shoes so high-priced so I cant afford them. Now THAT is just rude.
No (affordable) stilettos, No peace! Who’s with me?
@Luvvie,
I call shotgun!
I can’t say whether it’s truth or not, but it’s absolutely entertaining. I’m laughing like it’s midday and sh*t…
LOL yeah he got me with that cherry coke.. especially when he said he had the flamin hots…you know they cheetos…. add to that the kitchen was clean. and if I was still broke and in college? hanging head in shame…..
@shay_d_lady,
i mean, don’t get me wrong. i would come by to partake in some snacks in between classes. but his wack a*s would still get talked about for not having meat. and sounding like “it” from i love new york.
@charli skipper, and sounding like “it” from i love new york.
girl I thought thats who it was!!!!
@shay_d_lady,
actually… he did have me at Perrier…. call me bourgie. I can take it.
@blackberry molasses,
LOL me too girl, i was like oh snap, he pulled a slick one!
but on the real.. i do think a dude should have a selection of drinks and snacks. I hate going over someones house especially when they have invited me and they dont have shyt… nothing to drink, no snacks.. I mean dayum really?
you also need a fully stocked bathroom with clean un stained towels. soap in a non scummy soap dish or even better liquid dispenser with lotion, clean toilets, shower curtains and rugs… and quality toilet paper
and as mentioned above a nice mattress sheets add to that
a good tv set, cable and a good dvd selection
@shay_d_lady,
Good gracious sooooo many people sleep on the quality toilet paper. I will NOT visit your house twice if I see some scratchyass Scott tissue. Don’t give me that BS that Charmin’s not good for the tank. I ain’t scratchin up my sensitive parts cuz your @ss is too cheap for nothing but them school brown paper towel made of water resistant cardboard product and exfoliating tissue paper instead of toilet paper.
And as a note to the menfolk, don’t forget about toilet paper. If it ran out replace immediately! I know you may only use it once a day (or in those high meat households, once a week) but NO woman wants to go searching for that nonsense. And you don’t want any woman searching through your bathroom, hall closet, bedroom etc just to keep from drip drying. (also why I always have a pack of tissues in my purse and always take my purse to every bathroom).
sorry, scott tissue is my pet peeve. One of the seemingly random small things I will cuss you out about.
@willnotbetelevised, sorry, scott tissue is my pet peeve. One of the seemingly random small things I will cuss you out about.
me too.. it gives my flash back to my grandma who I swear only stocked her bathroom with the most abrasive shyt she could find.. toilet paper, paper towels, I even think she uses lye soap! LOL so no I dont play about my tp….
@shay_d_lady,
Toilet paper, dirty public restrooms, shiftless negroes, sugar-based erotica products, cheap condoms, non-cotton undies. You gotta protect the V
@willnotbetelevised,
“sugar-based erotica products”
I forgot the name of the site but when I was doing some…grocery shopping…I stumbled across some of the reviews for these. Haha, it reads like an FML page.
@willnotbetelevised,
sugarbased erotica products near the good girl? oh halye nawl. what? these fools didn’t take biology in H.S.? Yeast eats SUGAR dummies!!
Ol’ bready beer smelling crotch lookin’ faces…
@willnotbetelevised,
lmbao toliet paper in college we used to steal toliet paper from various bathrooms on campus. I still steal it from my mama’s garage. why u care bout toliet aint no body droppin no stinky load but me.
@BLUNTBLAZER,
I used to steal tp from the various bathrooms on campus too lol, people would be like why you got that olympian sized tp in ur purse, and i’m all i gotta do what i gotta do…good times my friend, good times indeed!
@PrincesMo,
hell yea glad i wasnt the only one college was kinda like jail you either had tp or you didnt tp had value lol
@shay_d_lady, “I hate going over someones house especially when they have invited me and they dont have shyt… nothing to drink, no snacks”
I co-sign! I don’t get that. My ex used to run out of drinks a lot and I used to bring my own drinks. I make sure that my frig is stocked before I invite anyone over….
So true! Keep the fridge stocked up and they will come !
@Cynthia,
welcome and sh*t. and great double entendre
Agreed. This was quite entertaining though I cannot confirm it working. He provided me with a good laugh during a short study break.
But real talk he was quite mesmerized with his tile and trashcan. And I would be happy to see my fav drinks but wondering where his nutrients are coming from. Womp.
a. he ain’t used to nothin.
b. vagina panties? hell naw.
c. he’s clearly on food stamps–where’s the beef?
d. um……..”get yo crib game up”? that looks like an apt.
e. Thankyajeefus =
f. um……..Obama is president. let’s do better, cussing a*s negro.
@charli skipper, he’s clearly on food stamps–where’s the beef?
see thats why I dont think he is on stamps.. where im from people on stamps got king crab legs, steaks and plentay schrimps in the fridge.. I think he uses his macdonalds check to shop at sams…..that ninja buying in bulk …that also explains the chrome ..sams have you buying all type of shyt
@shay_d_lady,
I agree with you on this one. That wasn’t a stamps fridges. Mo fos on stamps have freezers full on salisbury steak dinners.
@shay_d_lady,
lmao @ “I think he uses his macdonalds check to shop at sams…..that ninja buying in bulk”
@shay_d_lady,
i buy in buly COSTCO baby you aint grown unless you gotta COSTCO card
@BLUNTBLAZER, buly=bult its friday shoot me
@BLUNTBLAZER,
i love me some Costco!!! i gotta make a trip there after work. i am all out of water–the deerpark 700ml 24pk for $6!!
@Gem-balaya,
mee too kirkland water 36 pk for 6dollars check it
@Gem-balaya,
costco is that ISH when it comes to tires!!!
@charli skipper, “f. um……..Obama is president. let’s do better, cussing a*s negro.”
The first thing I was thinkin is ‘why he gotta curse so much.” Half of those words were not even needed. lol
@Nicki Sunshine,
It was funny. “Here’s a freeze pop, lil n*gga”…LOL!!
@Monk, LMAO. that must’ve been one of the parts that I skipped!
and another thing: he’s wack. just for the fact that he would even film a video in that countrified dorm suite talking about how to get “many woman.” any woman of quality:
A) would recognize him by that remedial a*s refrigerator, whether he shows his crusty face or not; and
B) would be offended that she’s one of “many” women.
and woman who’s not of quality could have herpes, so there you go.
and i’m not even gonna mention that he doesn’t have enough bass in his voice.
@charli skipper,
oh wait! i misspelled “women.” *sad face*
@charli skipper,
Did you recognize the refrigerator? Just askin’…
@Monk,
and what if i did, monk!? and what if i did….*sad face*
OMG @ the way he speaks! Lawd have mercy.
He speaks like It on I Love Money. No. joke.
I thought that mess was an exaggeration…what a shame.
He sounds mad ignorant.
“I ain’t never seen a chrome trash can!” You mean to tell me this negro never stepped in IKEA before??? Bed Bath and Beyond? TARGET??
And since when do Black folks not eat blue cheese?? I love blue cheese…on my wings and such. Can’t stand ranch for anything other than crudité.
Lastly, it’s not about having a stocked fridge. A stocked fridge simply means you make enough $ to provide yourself the sustenance necessary for your survival.
Having your HOME together, yes, that will definitely help you with the ladies. But please believe, if the most appealing thing about you is the fact that you’ve got some chilled Perrier (or San Pellegrino for that matter) waiting for me…Following Chi City’s advice= FAIL.
Come on PJ. This negro is a joke. You can do better.
@Lili, “He speaks like It on I Love Money.”
That is exactly who he sounds like. Is It kidding or is he really that slow? I can’t bear to watch him bc I don’t know if I should be laughing or not.
@Lili,
No EweToube-ing at my job so I can only comment on the comments. But all this talk of chrome garbage cans has me laughing.
I have a chrome (or maybe it’s stainless steel, all I know is it’s shiny and I can see myself in it) rubbish bin and I’m poor.
@Lili,
“He speaks like It on I Love Money. No. joke.”
Spot-on.
And I was cracking up at his enthusiasm over that baby chrome garbage can. First off, that ain’t even a real kitchen garbage can. That’s a little bigger than a bathroom garbage can…it’s probably because he doesn’t have real trash with all those snacks he got in there.
I was dying when he said it was from Egypt. Like WTF, did he just randomly pick a country that sounds fancy?
LOL WAIT!!!!!
Has anybody seen the COURT video?!?!?
Classic!!!
@An Uninspired Muse,
YEEEEEEEEEEEEES. So winning a case in traffic court= giving away free 6 piece meals??!
@Lili,
The theme song to The Jefferson’s killed it for me….
@An Uninspired Muse,
i walk like george jeff sometimes
@BLUNTBLAZER,
I like Max B because he looks like George Jefferson. And his apt (at least the one with the studio) is how I imagine George and Wheezy’s would look if they renovated…but smaller
@An Uninspired Muse,
LOL How about how the “Mission Impossible” music made him nervous?
@An Uninspired Muse, Link please. Like, now. Thanks
@Kindred Smile,
Ignant as hell!!! Be prepared…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YJ088DeJQo&feature=player_embedded
Some things are just meant to be funny as hell and this is one of them.
This was funny. Too funny. I laughed like I was at a comedy show.
I can’t criticize him because he made me laugh.
@iloVEGrits, yeah I found it funny…LOL and he was so excited LMAO..
@iloVEGrits,
Yeah folks in here taking the video apart like it was sposed to be a documentary bout starving orphans. Take it for what it is: comedy.
P.S. I guffawed through most of it. I’ll take the Snapple in Pink Lemonade please
@Luvvie,
I’ll have the vitamin water.
I’m gonna say yeah, women do like a variety of treats in your spot. I know they don’t wanna look in there an see one box of damn baking soda. He must be kinda young: I didn’t see any wine though.
I laughed at the cereal choices in his pantry because I have like 5-10 cereals in mine (I like variety).
Your crib does have to be clean, women aren’t with that public bathroom look.
I like to hit bed, bath and beyond for the sale on the egyptian cotton linens and candles (citrus and sage will get it done).
I don’t have any video game systems; though I am considering a Wii since I’ve been hanging out with my 2520 peeps and I’ve been to 2 Wii parties…crazy.
Bleu Cheese? I eat Bleu cheese on my wings and on those gourmet burgers at quaint bistros…what the hell is his problem…
Bond
@Blk Bond,
“Bleu Cheese? I eat Bleu cheese on my wings and on those gourmet burgers at quaint bistros…what the hell is his problem…”
That’s what I’m saying!
@Blk Bond,
Wii is that SHIZNNIT!! Get it…. YESTERDAY!!
Girls love the Wii…hayle my MAMA loves my Wii.
@blackberry molasses,
i’m finally gettin a wiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!
@blackberry molasses,
YO! tell me why they had the Wii at the old folks home! My 82 year old grandma called me up last month talking about had I heard of this program box they got called a Wii. Had it in the nursing home. She has arthritis in every joint talking about how she wanted to play. Wii is too fun with groups. And for boys who need the traditional games, the Hulk is actually very good.
@willnotbetelevised,
I read an article that a lot of the retirement homes are buying Wii’s for the residents to use during their recreational time. I thought it was a neat idea, it’s definitely some good exercise.
@miss t-lee, BTW Wii-related injuries are going to be a new genre of disease. When I first got my Wii me and my roomie spent 6hrs straight on that thing, half the time boxing. Shoulda known something was up when the gotdamn machine was telling us to take a break (I’m mad they tell you to take a break and got a picture of an open window like ‘go outside and get some fresh air or something loser!’). Next day my girl couldn’t move her arms above her head and I was icing my shoulder. D@mn addictive Wii.
@willnotbetelevised,
Yep my cousin had her elbow hurting from playing the tennis game non stop…lmao!!!
I think you’re right about the new genre of disease.
@miss t-lee,
“I thought it was a neat idea…”
Until the heart attack comes. Gots to be mo’ careful with that thang. I know some young people who have sustained injuries playing the Wii.
@Monk,
hah!!! I think they only had them playing the low impact games like golf and bowling…lol
@willnotbetelevised,
“this program box they got called a Wii.”
BWAHAHAHA! I love old ppl!!
@blackberry molasses,
Yeah, the wii is that crack. I may have to get one; I just need the 47 in LCD with it, and I’m good.
@Blk Bond,
I love that you said ‘quaint bistros’
@Blk Bond,
Step up to the oils from them 1990′s candles my dude. I have a few boho looking oil burners of some African Kings and Queens holding up the little bowl. Throw in some jasmine oil and its a wrap.
@Dorian G.,
Can I please put a PSA out there on the oils. You aint ‘sposed to burn the oil directly in the bowl. You put some water in and then drop the oil on top the water. I just about want to choke a ninja for having a place smelling like burnt ylanglang his oil burners all looking black and brown cuz he refuses to put the water in first.
@willnotbetelevised,
Word I ain’t gonna lie I had to learn the hard way lol. I was in the crib blasting that “Didn’t cha know, Didn’t cha know” and lit up that oil for this girl I was chillin with. The bowl started burning and she was like “is it supposed to do that?” My dumba$$ is like yeah baby thats how you get the scent…lmao
@Dorian G.,
LMAO!
@Dorian G., LMAO classic
@Dorian G.,
roflmbao
where the hell is my inhaler…..
shit!
@Dorian G.,
Point noted. However, Candles are not only about the scent, but the ambiance and setting.
@Blk Bond,
Yeah its hypnotic watching the flame dance. Plus the oils can be a little strong. I prefer a subtle scent.
…since everyone was dying to know my opinion
@Blk Bond,
*nodding head* wine is a must
@Gem-balaya,
yea right Ill break out the patron or crown royal
@BLUNTBLAZER,
*crossing out “BLUNTBLAZER” from list of VSBs to visit*
@Gem-balaya,
aww ill steal a bottle from moms house jus for you
@Blk Bond, blue cheese is for the bougie..LOL you know they only eat thousand island and ranch in the hood!
@shay_d_lady,
I only like fresh blue cheese on salads mostly …that blue cheese dressing is not the business.
Give me some ranch anyday, Hidden Valley only…freshly prepared from the mix.
@miss t-lee, Hidden Valley only…freshly prepared from the mix.
that hidden valley…. yeah.. you know its where ranch was born…LOL
@shay_d_lady,
Yep!!!
@Blk Bond,
I know they don’t wanna look in there an see one box of damn baking soda
LOL
@Blk Bond,
“I like to hit bed, bath and beyond for the sale on the egyptian cotton linens and candles (citrus and sage will get it done). ”
Don’t sleep on Kohl’s either if there’s one in your area. I have a queen sized bed and got some egyptian cotton sheets at a ridiculously low price.
@Happy Meal,
Yeah, without the coupon, Bed, Bath & Beyond is just bullshet. I stay getting 600TC Egyptian Cotton sheets for like $5 at Kohl’s
@Me fail english?,
Five! Five dollar? (said in subway commercial voice)
I think I’m gonna go out there today…
@Blk Bond,
“jcpennys top of tha line baby”
@Blk Bond,
You gotta have the special direct mail coupons that I steal from my mom and catch them on sale too. But yup! No exxageration. I once got a 3-pack of church socks for 82 cents
lmao. Funny. I think this dude is 17 1/2 years old and the “women” he’s referring to are in his peer group… they all venture to his crib after the after prom. lol.
I couldn’t watch the whole thing, I skimmed it but WHERE IS THE FOOD? You can’t snack all day…
Bring the women to your home with your well stocked fridge and pantry of FOOD and COOK them a meal is a much better idea. At least it would work for me.
@Nicki Sunshine,
Yeah. None of his snacks were appealing. I need food. Preferably something fresh. But I was thirsty after watching his video and sad I had no juice to drink.
@iloVEGrits, LOL.. I wanted one of them Kool Aids but was embarassed to say bc does that make me ghetto now?
@Nicki Sunshine,
yup
@The Champ, LMAO. well pass me my ghetto card then bc I lubs some RED AND GRAPE
@iloVEGrits,
Before you venture to his crib, stop at the store and pick up some food so you (and him) can eat. Oh yeah, bring to pots and pans from your crib…just in case
@Monk,
smh@ most men’s pots and pans (if they even have some). I made the bf buy his own set cuz I got tired of taking that ish over.
Note to all non-cookers: You can’t fry everything in an aluminum saucepan! Also, a slow cooker and a pressure cooker are two COMPLETELY DIFFERENT things.
Please don’t try to convince me otherwise AFTER I show up to cook oxtail
Pure ignorance. This dude is probably a personal assistant to someone who actually makes money. Or he is in his dad’s private room with the big screen where he entertains for the big games.
I actually wasted battery power on the iphone to watch this. You owe me about 5 minutes of charging or its monetary equivalent. This power came from my house and I am at work now. Which mean it came out of my own pockets. Make the Check out to Double J.
@Double J,
When I have kids and a house, I look forward to turning my basement into what you guys are describing from the video. A big screen tv, pool table, constantly stocked bar full of juice and goodies.
Not that it’s related to the post, just one of my long-term goals.
I know this is off topic but lets pause for am moment and talk about this google ad right below the post.
“ESTABLISHED MEN:SUGAR DADDY DATING
-WHERE BEAUTIFUL GIRLS & SUCCESSFUL MEN MEET-”
I guess it is a recession when gold diggers got to advertise themselves as such. You know what I am going to leave that alone. Nobody can tell you how to do you. So I will leave them to go for what they know.
@Double J,
im just mad that i think the “established men” model is the same guy who runs the cogo’s down the street from me
@Double J,
This ad is killin me softly…that dude looks smarmy as hell.
@Double J,
Actually, gold-diggers should always advertise themselves as such. There are more than enough generous men in the world who realize that keeping oneself beautiful and always read to satisfy
my. . . i mean their every whim.Since I’m at the J and can’t watch youtube, I’ll have to stick to responding to other people’s comments today…lol
@miss t-lee,
Me too. Can we get a brief synopsis?
@miss t-lee,
yeah, me too. my comp here doesnt have speakers, and i gave my headphones to a hooker last week.
@The Champ,
” i gave my headphones to a hooker last week.”
TETs? Damn, maybe they do take Cash4Gold
@Me fail english?,
yea im at the j-o too but i get the idea.
@Me fail english?,
How bout I call at work yesterday from Cash 4 gold? I was confused…..AND it was automated. Can they DO that? lol
@The Champ,
“and i gave my headphones to a hooker last week.”
I’d realy like to kno the context ’round this
@miss t-lee,
I’m joining the movement.
So this is hilarious…chrome garbage can from EGYPT…I can’t! Italian Tile…I can’t! The kool-aid and flamin hot cheetos…I can’t.
His whole methodology is dead wrong. He is definitely young, but it did provide an immense amount of entertainment. However, I am mad, that he covered the camera up to walk from room to room.
@Ms. Johnson, girl and he know that was a pseudo tile…i.e. laminate on that floor! LMAO bless his heart he young he dont know no betta……
@Ms. Johnson,
welcome and sh*t
@Ms. Johnson,
my trash cans are plastic and sometime i hang the bag from the droor handle without tha can
First of all it doesn’t seem like dude is use to having much. That televison was like a 32″. And a chrome garbage can? You are getting excited about a chrome garbage can? His advice doesn’t apply to me anyway. I don’t bring women to the crib. This rule kind of sucks for me because women have boring homes.
@Humble_One,
“women have boring homes.”
So, you don’t like carefully planned decor? Food? What’s the deal? lol.
@iloVEGrits,
No I don’t care for it. No pool table, no PS3, no XBOX 360, small as hell television. I could go on. Women’s homes are like being put on punishment.
@Humble_One,
lol i feel yea bruh you jus stay in they bedroom hostage and make trips back n forth to the kitchen in bathroom
@BLUNTBLAZER,
Haha. That’s cuz yall stay breaking isht! And using towels that aren’t there for using and leaving the can opener dirty….
that’s the REAL reason my bf doesn’t come to my crib as much. He’s not allowed!
@Me fail english?,
dont forget the toilet seat.
@Humble_One,
Yeah I hate going to women’s houses because you’re usually bored out of your mind.
“Hey I have this $5,000 sofa made from baby albino panther nuts, but please enjoy yourself watching this basic cable on 32 inch tv…oh and I’m currently stealing wireless from my neighbor so when I get a better signal you can log on”
@Dorian G.,
At my house it’s more like watch these 6 free channels on my 32 inch…enjoy!!!
@Dorian G.,
I see we have shared the same experience. That 32 inch is a stretch. They usually havea 27″ tube television. And the cable? You could at least have digital cable. They have the most basic of the basic channels. You would think they would have more books the way their home is set-up. If you do see a book or two it’s always “the coldest winter” or some type of urban erotica.
@Humble_One hold up now… I had a 42 inch but I was robbed and since I dont finance shyt like that I havent gotten around to replacing it in the living room but I do have a flat panel lcd in the bedroom and I do have high speed internet access, full digital cable (yes including the premium tiers) and I got books for days son! and the coldest winter ever is not a one of em! I dont have any game systems though.. unless you count my 6 year olds v tech or the plug and play ms pac man.. I love ms pac man and when I have some extra F!ck off money that I have managed not to spend on shoes, I am going to get a ms pac man arcade game…and my cd/dvd collection is off the chain!
@Humble_One,
Lissen doggone it, I gotta be frugal. Enjoy the Wii with 2 games and the 27″ with the new digital receiver I got with my government coupon when it actually works (you gotta jiggle the antenna toward the window if you want NBC but back toward the door if you want fox). That is the reason for the 100+ DVD collection (only the highest quality bootleg thank you! and Netflix rips) and the bookcase full of real books (urban erotica my @ss, How dare you!). And for that matter the reason for the car, the more than 2 pieces of furniture, and the degree (damn you Sallie Mae!). But you see I gotta save my money for the 300+ thread count sheets, down pillows, girls night out (or in) and oh yea, and the actual food in my fridge what makes the full meal. (Plus that chrome trash can wasn’t cheap-lol). Oh you enjoyed the peppercorn tenderloin in the sauce (cream-based roux) and the proscuitto-wrapped asparagus. Yea, got that recipe from Good Eats on fancast when my neighbors wireless kicked in after they got of the cordless phone-what! And I spent my afternoon baking the lemon meringue pie, spending up my daytime minutes and then enjoying the pie instead of playing Halo for 3 hours on the only chair.
@willnotbetelevised,
“Yea, got that recipe from Good Eats on fancast when my neighbors wireless kicked in after they got of the cordless phone-what!”
LOL I’m mad that they have to get off the cordless for the signal to get stronger. This made me crack up hysterically.
@Dorian G.,
Sadly enough, this is actually a true phenomenom. I am unfortunately expert at wireless -ehem- sharing. I was always wondering why the signal was stronger late at night.
@Humble_One,
Lol. I have a better selection of books and my computer (an HP Touchsmart) is pretty fun to play with. Other than that, you’ve described my crib to a tee. And don’t even have cool snacks. Just appelsauce and maybe some wholewheat crackers
. My bf doesn’t really eat at all so he doesnt mind.
@Me fail english?,
Your bf spends the majority of his time at your crib, or is it vice versa? Cuz from my experience girlfriends are usually the ones that gotta come over for this very reason, and a few others.
@Dorian G.,
U got me there. He hates coming to my place. The advantage I had was that my place was cleaner and smelled pretty, but now that I come over more I clean up his crib too. Can’t front tho, his place is cooler.
@Me fail english?
i prefer hanging at a dude’s house (if it’s clean and i feel i can use the bathroom) to my own. i haven’t had the heart to spend my extra money on a flat screen. i do have digital cable and internet though. and my bed is so heavenly. other than being close to the j-o (so i can roll outta bed and go) i am happy to not spend time there.
@Dorian G.,
“Hey I have this $5,000 sofa made from baby albino panther nuts, but please enjoy yourself watching this basic cable on 32 inch tv”
LOLOL
@The Champ,
You hear me tho Champ, like can you at least get the basic digital so we can watch MTV Jams?
@Dorian G., there’s still an MTV Jams? and you wanna watch it? hmm
not all women are like that though. i have a 42 inch LCD, only watch the HD channels, have premium package but i’m bout to get rid of it unless entourage comes back soon (is it just me, or do good movies just NOT come on anymore…maybe i don’t watch enough tv, which is why i’m about to downsize my package and put that money to other use….) and i have a bookcase full of literary classics, and no, the coldest winter ever is not one of them!
@Dorian G.,
I dont have an expensive sofa however, I do subscribe to basic (76 channel) cable with my 32in tv lol. I just up graded from a 19in. My kids probably thought spiderman was a midget.
So yes, to sum it up, my house=boring
@Humble_One,
@Dorian G
I think you fellas need to upgrade your dating pool…who doesn’t have, at the least, digital cable w/the HBO package?
@N.I.A. naturally….,
I don’t have cable. I’m one of the few but f*ck paying for channels I don’t even watch. I do, however, keep the latest movies and watch anything I missed on the internet and can run it to my television so…I also have a very big book collection and old school vinyl record collection so my house is more of a music house than visuals.
I don’t know what it is about chick’s cribs. Probably because I’m out of my element and I can’t 100% relax there.
@CPT Callamity,
“I don’t have cable. I’m one of the few but f*ck paying for channels I don’t even watch”
This is the same reason I don’t have it either…lol
@CPT Callamity,
my apartment complex pays for cable, so digital with DVR is only $25 a month for me. but i do understand what you’re saying. B4 i moved into this place, my DVD collection and my music worked just fine for me.
@CPT Callamity,
f**k cable just another bill its only 24 hrs in the day i work 8 of sleep 6 of um on the road 2 of um away from home 3 of um = f**k cable just anotha bill i got dvds
@BLUNTBLAZER,
I agree. Eff Cable.
I got Netflix with a bomb azz surround sound system that connects to any MP3 device, a Wii, a PS3 and an extensive collection of books… you will not be bored at my house, my ninja…
I want to watch cable… I go to my momma’s house.
@blackberry molasses,
i watched my reality shows at moms house lol
@N.I.A. naturally….,
Well…I have digital! Haha, Eff HBO! All the good ish (Sopranos, Wire, Oz, SATC) been fa dun off! I barely watch my tivo, much less real-time tv.
Bf survives off the pile of shetty bootleg movies that buys from the Chinese hustlin at his barbershop. Last week we watched a movie where a guy was killing ppl with an endless supply of sharpened carrots. Seriously.
@Me fail english?,
LOL@ sharpened carrots!! and what was the name of this killer carrot movie?
@N.I.A. naturally….,
The movie was called “Shoot Em Up” and I downloaded that a few months back.
I also use the over the air digital with rabbit ears so my setup looks ancient and tacky but I can still see my football games, news, SNL, Family Guy and Simpsons. Life is complete.
@CPT Callamity,
As long as I can see football, I’m good…which is why my set-up has worked for so long…lol
@N.I.A. naturally….,
Yep, it was “Shoot ‘em Up”. That ish was hilarious. Complete with lactating hookers, homicidal skydivers and sock hats.
Of course I had to pretend to hate it so that I could get a favor later
@Me fail english?,
I absolutely have to see this now. Am I the only one who misses crappy Godzilla movies and other Japanese ridiculoutaie from back in the day. Now I must survive on insane kungfu movies
@Me fail english?,
LOL!! I’m definitely going to see this movie.
@willnotbetelevised
LOL!! yes, I miss those old crappy movies. Have you ever seen the one about the killer ants? These giant ants going around destroying whatever is in their path. LOL!!
@Me fail english?,
all of a sudden I’m singing attack of the killer tomatoes…lol
@N.I.A. naturally…., People like myself who have to box Sallie Mae just because I had to find out the hard way that graduate education aint worth the loans.
::sad face::
@willnotbetelevised,
oohhh, I feel ya!!
@N.I.A. naturally….,
Just basic cable here. Never had HBO is all of my young life. It’s why I’m just now catching up on the bliss that is The Wire thanks to a coworker and his DVDs.
@N.I.A. naturally….,
Here! Here!
I was about to say…
@Humble_One,
32″ tv? I don’t have a tv. . . or cable. I’ve got a projector though, we could watch stuff from hulu or netflix.
Who still watches tv?
I wanna know where is the milk?!? There was cereal and no milk!
@The Dutchess,
LOL hood negros eat that ish dry and straight from the box.
@Gem-balaya,
Sho do! That or water
@Me fail english?,
4 real i hate milk “use water”
“Yall see this shyte?!?!? It’s a chrome garbage can!!!” — Classic
If I saw a refrigerator like that I’d think two things:
(i) Nig’s got type 2 diabetes
(ii) He’s incredibly organized
Do women drop the panties for “strong organizational skills?” If so, holla at me ladies.
Anyway, I don’t think coming across as a free vending machine is the look. If you prepare for thirsty b*tches they will come. (Terrible, and contradictory to my point, i know).
@An Island,
my draws may not drop, but i do appreciate organization. i alphabetize my movies (and when i used to buy them, cds), my closet is organized by color. if i didn’t have a roommate, my fridge would have more order.
@Gem-balaya,
My closet is organized by color too! And neatness and organization is very sexy on a man…so long as he doesn’t try to change my “system” >-(
@Me fail english?,
i can’t stand a dude who tries to come in and mess ish up. i will go ray allen on that @$$!! like please respect my space. i don’t go to a dude’s house and try to arrange his ish like mine. but i will make some sound suggestions
@Gem-balaya,
dam (smh) every ex i had tried ta color cordinate my stuff i was foreva like wheres my blue shirt “of its over there behind the bushes over the mountain and hangin up above the spring” cause thats where they think it should be naw it should be on the floor where i left it lol
Oh, PJ, I wanted to add that I’m diggin the Petey Jakes references in yesterday’s and Weds. post. Talk to Me was a good movie.
@pgh muse,
It sure was! More people need to watch it.
@Sula,
It was a good movie.
LMAO!!!! First, he cursed a lot and used ni—- way to often for me taste. But……
His main point is right on….”have your crib set up to make the girl feel good”
I’m not going to get into what he has in his fridge or in his pantry, b/c that’s not really the main point of the video. Men, keep your house/apartment in such a way that women will feel confortable stopping by, and hanging out…whatever hanging out means to you. Pretty basic, common sense ideas….
@N.I.A. naturally….,
Keeping the crib tight is a must for those of us who care about decorum, but cmon…
…some of you ladies don’t mind going to dude’s apartment and he has nothing but a pleather couch, a plastic end table and a 42 inch flat screen.
@CPT Callamity,
sorry, that is incorrect. thanks for playing.
@N.I.A. naturally….,
Betcha some of these readers, despite how bougie they think they are, have accepted this.
@CPT Callamity,
you’re probably right…LOL! I can only speak for me. Even my bf in undergrad had a nice off campus apartment…thanks to his parents.
@CPT Callamity,
Shooot…I went to dude’s house who had bunk beds once.
I let it slide…lmao He was cool as hell.
@miss t-lee,
Did you sleep on top or bottom? Did you call first dibs?
@miss t-lee,
LMAO!! yeah, sometimes you can overlook things for a cool dude…but bunkbeds?! LOL!
@ Cpt Callmaity…we both slept on the bottom, it was one of those full bed on bottom, twin bed on top jumps…
@NIA–I know, I can still overlook a few things I guess. He was just that cool. Plus he had some extra special talents…*wink, wink*
@miss t-lee,
heh heh. I call that a “duplex” to make the ppl sleeping on them feel better about themselves.
@ me fail english?
A duplex huh?
*giggling*
@miss t-lee,
rollin on the floor “bunk beds” how old was his dude?
n how old were you?
@ bluntblazer
He was I think about 24 at the time and I was like 21 or 22…
@CPT Callamity,
I’m sure there are some that would be cool, esp those on the more cooperative (read: desperate) side of the spectrum. Maybe it’s the angry black woman in me, but…
dirty cribs=disrespect
dirty cars=disrespect
no haircut on the first date=disrespect
The way you present yourself to me during courting is a direct reflection on how much you respect me. So even though his snacks sound bogus and I wouldn’t actually eat none of that ish, I appreciate the effort.
Flamin’ cheetos > Moldy pizza
@Me fail english?,
yep…i agree with that sentiment
@Me fail english?,
Understood. I never have that problem. I have been to a chick’s crib and it was a mess, needless to say we ain’t ever kick it no mo.
@CPT Callamity,
Word. I liked this dude back in college but when I got to the crib there was “litter” in the cat’s litter box (I’m a cat person, so this alone made me wanna knock a nucca out), dust caked in the floor’s corners, and stubble all in the damn sink.
That ish actually hurt my feelings to the point I got sad. I mean, I really liked him but that apt was screaming “eff you bish! he ‘ont even like you”.
Oh well, if the crib looked like that I can only imagine what his nether parts must’ve looked like. ‘Scrust!
@CPT Callamity,
i’m sorry but if you’re over 25 and you have the bare minimum of furniture and house appliances (if any) then you canNOT rock with me.
i had a dude (25) invite me to his crib he shared with 7 (yes 7) other roommates. i let it slide at first because he was in school and tryna save his pennies. well he was REALLY on a budget crunch because he didn’t have a bed, just a mattress. on the floor. i said no sir, this is unacceptable. on top of the fact he did not have a closet in his room (old pgh buildings for ya), just a crowded rack with his clothes hung up.
@Gem-balaya,
Aww hell naw! My big cousin used to have a mattress on the floor, no fitted sheet, one drooled on pillow, a Playstation and a TON of once-worn sneakers in his room. Then (thank Jeefus) he met a woman
@Me fail english?,
I’ll tell you what (and ladies take notes)..depending on the severity of their bedroom clutter, I usually let it slide but three places are of the utmost importance:
1. Bathroom – If the place you’re supposed to clean yourself is f*ckin mess then ugh.
2. Kitchen – the place you’re supposed to prepare clean and healthy food should be clean! Period! Do some dishes and wipe off the counter!
3. Living room – you should always have one clean and presentable for guests. If not, expect none.
Mr ChiCity is that dude. I caught his Christmas special last year where he was giving random people rides and dollars.
@CPT Callamity,
Dude is funny as hell! His vids have me cracking up!
DEAD_____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________………… ROTFL!!!
“I got that Arizona… that’s for that classy kinda chikk, thats kinda hood.. she too good for the Cherry Coke!…. so you gotta hit her with the Arizona!”
” you want a freeze pop my lil ninja… hit em’ wit the freeze pop!”
This dude is hilarious… Yall had to watch this ninja whole collection of videos!
I don’t even know how to comment to this dude…
Yall have to watch the bad luck 2009 vid… he says that all of his bad luck are signe from god that he shouldnt mess with the chickk he expecting to come over!
This shyt is hilarious! I’m gonna have to subscribe. I’m a fan casual ignance…it lowers stress levels and shyt.
Man, y’all folks is trippin’. What ever happened to “it’s the thought that counts”? This dude is specifically going out of his way to cater to his female guests and it really seems like chicks ain’t giving my man no credit. He got a variety of snacks/drinks to keep you occupied and he even got goodies AND entertainment for your nagging ass kid(s) while y’all spend some adult time together. That’s very thoughtful.
He didn’t say anything about the female staying the night or anything so he doesn’t have to real food FOOD for you. Your haungry ass should have eaten before you came anyway. Didn’t your mama teach you not to go over anybody’s house hungry?
Not to mention, if dude lays good pipe on you, you WILL be back. That’s why there’s so many women sleeping with their 600 thread count or satin sheets…ALONE.
Oh yeah, I’m just joking…kinda.
@Monk, *slow clap* Yes, I noticed the comments act like you are going there to live… and shoot my man was slacking on his bed linens pimping so I bought him some sheets, he had no clue how big a difference it made… everybody wasn’t born with a proverbial spoon in their mouth, sometimes you gotta school folks…
I’m embarassed for my city at least once a week, and today is no exception. However, this vid is so funny, I signed up for Youtube and subscribed. I’ve watched it about six times so far, and there’s no end in sight.
This dude is just on some I’ma love on my woman. Shoot Kat williams was on the same tip talkin bout he got satin pillow cases for chicks so they don’t have to wrap up they hair @ night and alize in his bar so they can get they drink on too. shyt he tryin to provide what they need when they need it.
@WuDaMan,
see satin pillowcase only! satin sheet sets are disastrous
@willnotbetelevised,
NO. NO. NO.
In the morning, you will take the walk of
shameok who cares from my house. Seriously, by that time, people are already taking their kids to school or going to work. Nobody’s going to notice tussled hair. . . unless you’re going straight to work.In that case, I better tell you that the strawberry cream you wanted to slather all over your “chocolate bar” apparently got on the back of your blouse. . .
@kamakula,
or they hey u may wanna wash ya hair cause some shots went over the backboard
@BLUNTBLAZER,
*snickering* I saw a film where in the bloopers the actress said cut cuz the ‘shot’ went up her nose. aaaahaahahahahahah
@WuDaMan,
haha i had a girl lose a nose ring while she was givin my brains. she was done and put her head up and im like dam u look diff. *diggs in my lawn* oh here ya go. lol
@WuDaMan,
Exactly.
*sigh*
i could only get through 1:26 of this, this mess….
Dam i must be lackin wuz in my fridge right now
Freezer- Chocolate ice cream , big bag of chickwings, 2 hungry man meatloaf dinner thangs
Fridge- Hella water bottles (i hate dishes i buy plastic citlery), hella gatorade (red, green, and orange), beer
lol thats it and i still gets play from tha ladies
@BLUNTBLAZER,
Ain’t nothin wrong with that, just don’t expect your culinary possessions to be the reason the drawls come off
@Happy Meal,
yea i rely on good old fashion tactics
my sexual healing is off tha chain.
I don’t ever comment on here but this is hilarious! straight up buffoonery that takes me back to my childhood days with all those deg on snacks!!
Green tea for the “holistic, vegetarian I dont eat meat chick” SMH..
@Nik,
welcome and sh*t
Of course this mofo came from the Chi. He did us proud. He had me crying wih the Mystics.
That said, I NEED to go to his house. He’s got a motherlovin’ Sam’s Club up in that piece! Always entertaining, that one.
Also, I gotta give him props for pointing out my lifelong frustration with those Koolaid Burst bottles. I mean, how are gonna ‘preciate that it’s filled all the way to the top when it’s gonna spill anyway? The folks that SHOULD be filling ish to the top is Doritos. Frito-Lay, get on that STAT.
@Cheekie,
I ain’t kno u were fellow Chitowner!
*throws up the “C” and starts stepping in Jordan’s*
@Luvvie,
Yes, Ma’am. *throws up “C” while maxin’ on GY-RO meat*
@Cheekie,
The folks that SHOULD be filling ish to the top is Doritos. Frito-Lay, get on that STAT.
For real…all that dayum air. They wrong for that ish.
@miss t-lee,
I can’t even tell you the pure agony I felt as a kid when I opened my first 25 cent (I just now found out them joints are THIRTY-FIVE CENTS now…sad) of Doritos and saw like 4 chips, 20 crumbs, and 80 lbs of air. What the deuce?!
@Cheekie,
My Mom (RIP) used to get so mad at that. Considering she remembered the days when you actually got your money’s worth for stuff…lol
It’s probably for the better though, I don’t need to be eating Flamin’ Hot Cheetos that often anyway.
yall owe…i might be gettin fired today
OMG. LMBAO!
I’m watchin this ish on my phone (who said smartphones aren’t practical?
) and this is some funny ish.
And this probably is saying alot about me but he talks just like my bf and his friends. I didn’t think it was noteworthy at all…take that how you will.
Haha @ his little arse pizza.
*smh*
Ignance at it’s best.
I got a great laugh out of this mess but I’m sorry, he don’t got it. The only women he tryin to get with is baby mommas of 200 lbs or more cuz they are the ones that will be that interested in what’s in his fridge…or what game system he has.
High Comedy. Dude has a point about some things. Women definitely like a comfortable environment (and a clean bathroom). But dude didn’t have any food in the fridge. That just seemed off.
I see no correlation.
And Mr. Chi City, where the h-e-double hockey sticks did you get the term “vagina panty”?
@ choticdiva…
I totally agree… like there’s any other type.
and @willnotbetelevised
“Don’t give me that BS that Charmin’s not good for the tank. I ain’t scratchin up my sensitive parts cuz your @ss is too cheap for nothing but them school brown paper towel made of water resistant cardboard product and exfoliating tissue paper instead of toilet paper.”
You throughly made my day…that deserves a God blesss you!
Hi, first timer here. As we all know, ignance comes in many forms in the Chi…it’s like this fool speaking in E40-ese or some shiggidy.
*ahem* as for the vid itself: this FOOL…yall pretty much covered it in yer comments! Damn, again, this fool. Call me bourgie (sp?), but uh…bro’hem needs more people and nutrition/home decor standards! *chrome garbage can from Egypt…classic! Lmbao!*
Sidenote: I got through about half of the Q&A vid…a “spagel”? Kool-ahd? Answering questions on the commode?! Really?! Hoo boy…iCan’t with this jive tofurkey!
How *honkin’* dreadful (see below). Also applies to video.
[I'll resume lurking and getting acquainted with the site. *stepping euphemism-slangin' game up* thoroughly embarrassing to get pulled over/deleted the first time out. Sorry; will do better next go round *sad face*]
That is so funny! Had to watch it twice
No offense, but some of y’all missed the entire point of the video.
He makes videos with YouTube I doubt this is how he lives his life. It was supposed to be a joke about chicks and what they drink. I found it funny.
Y’all took this way to seriously.
Ladies he made video of him cookin’.
LMFAO @ “Spagel”
ROFLMAO @ him trying to pronounce Worcestershire sauce.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ny0nBbkLntk&feature=channel_page
. . .oh and the fridge is still stocked!
Lol!!