Theory & Essay

Different Women Like Different Things…

It’s Friday.  Thankyajeefus.

I hope and pray that you all can access youtube wherever you are because what I’m posting right now…is that gospel.

As ridiculously retarded as this dudes philosophy seems, it’s right on point.  Or at least highly entertaining.

Definitely VSB-topic worthy.  In fact, this dude is making the video version of what could easily have been a post here at the relationship dope spot. Hmm…video discussions of posts?   Hmmm….

So…

VSB meet Mr. Chi City.  Mr. Chi City, meet VSB.

This video is entitled:  Keeping your refrigerator stocked will get you many women.

Watch.  And learn.

Annnnnnnnnnnd discuss.  Is dude full of bullmalarkey or is there truth to his shenanigans?

Just where is the Honeycomb Hideout?

-VSB P aka THE ARSONIST aka TANGLE JIG P aka YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD 3

Panama Jackson

Panama Jackson is pretty fly for a light guy. He used to ship his frito to Tito in the District, but shipping prices increased so he moved there to save money. When he's not saving humanity with his words or making music with his mouth, you can find him at your mama's mama's house drinking her fine liquors. Most importantly, he believes the children are our future.

Previously

Love.Hater.

  • Gem-balaya

    i just cant with mr. chi city. he’s a fool. sometimes entertaining, but mostly not. “droppin vagina panties”???? *smh*

    that is all.

    • http://nextbigthing.blogsome.com Hostess

      @Gem-balaya, Are their other types of panties? I don’t think so. He clearly had no script.

    • http://nextbigthing.blogsome.com Hostess

      @Gem-balaya, Are their other types of panties? I don’t think so. He clearly had no script.

    • http://lostwomanchild.blogspot.com blackberry molasses

      @Gem-balaya,

      I’m with you. I peeped this vid about a month ago and literally guffawed at the f*ckery contained therein. But that ninja don’t know what the eff he talmbout.

    • http://lostwomanchild.blogspot.com blackberry molasses

      @Gem-balaya,

      I’m with you. I peeped this vid about a month ago and literally guffawed at the f*ckery contained therein. But that ninja don’t know what the eff he talmbout.

  • Gem-balaya

    i just cant with mr. chi city. he’s a fool. sometimes entertaining, but mostly not. “droppin vagina panties”???? *smh*

    that is all.

  • Gem-balaya

    oh. one last thing. mad props to the Rockets for putting on an excellent come back from game 5. they obviously remembered to sprinkle their wheaties with antihistamines (damn basketball allegries). i’m happy for them.

    • Madame Zenobia

      @Gem-balaya,
      Word. I hate the Lakers.

    • Madame Zenobia

      @Gem-balaya,
      Word. I hate the Lakers.

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      @Gem-balaya,

      yeah. that was impressive (as were the tacos and sh*t). maybe luis scola might take a shower now

      • Gem-balaya

        @The Champ,

        thanks :) but next time you guys come over i’ll make real food.

      • Gem-balaya

        @The Champ,

        thanks :) but next time you guys come over i’ll make real food.

      • Me fail english?

        @The Champ,

        You was at taco night too?! When I read that ish on twitter, I was just a lil jeal. Now I’m all out hatin!

        • Gem-balaya

          @Me fail english?,

          LOL! well you should make a trip to pgh and visit us!! then you can be part of taco/jose cuervo night too!!

        • Gem-balaya

          @Me fail english?,

          LOL! well you should make a trip to pgh and visit us!! then you can be part of taco/jose cuervo night too!!

      • Me fail english?

        @The Champ,

        You was at taco night too?! When I read that ish on twitter, I was just a lil jeal. Now I’m all out hatin!

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      @Gem-balaya,

      yeah. that was impressive (as were the tacos and sh*t). maybe luis scola might take a shower now

    • http://presidentialtelevisionandfilm.ning.com/ Monk

      @Gem-balaya,

      Hate to bust bubbles up in here, but NBA playoff games are mostly fixed. Yep, that’s right. Bad calls from refs, players that NEVER miss free throws missing clutch ones, etc.. It all goes down to stretch series out the full 7 games. More money for EVERYBODY. It’s sports, but you have to realize it’s a business too.

      NBA=the biggest reality show of them all.

      • http://nianaturally.blogspot.com N.I.A. naturally….

        @Monk,

        So, are the Cavs winning the reality show? Are they the best team on this NBA version of the Amazing Race? :)

        • http://presidentialtelevisionandfilm.ning.com/ Monk

          @N.I.A. naturally….,

          They probably base it on what players/teams will sell the most jerseys/tickets and other fan paraphernalia. Or what team grossed the most or got the biggest ratings throughout the season so it’s kinda like a voting process in which the fans place their votes by watching and purchasing stuff.

          • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

            @Monk,

            Hate to bust bubbles up in here, but NBA playoff games are mostly fixed

            damn. as much as i love and appreciate ya bro, it hurts to say that i might hafta ban you.

            • http://presidentialtelevisionandfilm.ning.com/ Monk

              @The Champ,

              *Jack Nicholson voice*
              “You Can’t Handle The TRUTH!!”

              Whether it’s fact or not, I’m gonna believe what I wanna believe. It helps me cope with the fact that my Pistons was garbage this season.

            • http://presidentialtelevisionandfilm.ning.com/ Monk

              @The Champ,

              *Jack Nicholson voice*
              “You Can’t Handle The TRUTH!!”

              Whether it’s fact or not, I’m gonna believe what I wanna believe. It helps me cope with the fact that my Pistons was garbage this season.

          • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

            @Monk,

            Hate to bust bubbles up in here, but NBA playoff games are mostly fixed

            damn. as much as i love and appreciate ya bro, it hurts to say that i might hafta ban you.

        • http://presidentialtelevisionandfilm.ning.com/ Monk

          @N.I.A. naturally….,

          They probably base it on what players/teams will sell the most jerseys/tickets and other fan paraphernalia. Or what team grossed the most or got the biggest ratings throughout the season so it’s kinda like a voting process in which the fans place their votes by watching and purchasing stuff.

      • http://nianaturally.blogspot.com N.I.A. naturally….

        @Monk,

        So, are the Cavs winning the reality show? Are they the best team on this NBA version of the Amazing Race? :)

      • Tx10inch

        @Monk,

        Man SOMEBODY betta ack like they know bout them Rockets baby!!!!!!! H-town is bout our business. No fixin here…Rockets in 7.

      • Tx10inch

        @Monk,

        Man SOMEBODY betta ack like they know bout them Rockets baby!!!!!!! H-town is bout our business. No fixin here…Rockets in 7.

      • Gem-balaya

        @Monk,

        my bubble isn’t burst(ed?) at all. i am not a basketball fan. so fixed or not, my world still revolves.

        can’t wait for football season to start back up. monday nights just aren’t the same in the off season.

        • http://nianaturally.blogspot.com N.I.A. naturally….

          @Gem-balaya,

          i like basketball, but there has been a void in my life since the end of the college football and NFL seasons….

        • http://nianaturally.blogspot.com N.I.A. naturally….

          @Gem-balaya,

          i like basketball, but there has been a void in my life since the end of the college football and NFL seasons….

        • http://lostwomanchild.blogspot.com blackberry molasses

          @Gem-balaya,

          see???? i knowed in my heart i was truly your e-momma. i’ve been going through some kind of football withdrawl/depression thing on sunday afternoons and monday nights… pre-season can’t get here fast enough!!!

          • miss t-lee

            @blackberry molasses,
            Sundays are so boring after I make it home from church. :(
            I don’t wanna watch no freakin’ golf or nascar!!!!
            Hurry up football season.

            • http://lostwomanchild.blogspot.com blackberry molasses

              @miss t-lee,

              word e-twin…. word.

            • http://lostwomanchild.blogspot.com blackberry molasses

              @miss t-lee,

              word e-twin…. word.

          • miss t-lee

            @blackberry molasses,
            Sundays are so boring after I make it home from church. :(
            I don’t wanna watch no freakin’ golf or nascar!!!!
            Hurry up football season.

        • http://lostwomanchild.blogspot.com blackberry molasses

          @Gem-balaya,

          see???? i knowed in my heart i was truly your e-momma. i’ve been going through some kind of football withdrawl/depression thing on sunday afternoons and monday nights… pre-season can’t get here fast enough!!!

        • Tx10inch

          @Gem-balaya, blackberry molasses ,miss t-lee ,N.I.A.

          VSB: Where beautiful women AND football mix.

          Sorry Champ, had 2 do it potna. lol

          • miss t-lee

            @Tx10inch,
            Aww…thanks kinfolk, hope your boys whoop that arse on Sunday!

          • miss t-lee

            @Tx10inch,
            Aww…thanks kinfolk, hope your boys whoop that arse on Sunday!

          • http://lostwomanchild.blogspot.com blackberry molasses

            @Tx10inch,

            h3ll yes! I always seem to get the best ‘reviews’ wearing his Eagles jersey, a pony tail and…. welp that’s about it.

          • http://lostwomanchild.blogspot.com blackberry molasses

            @Tx10inch,

            h3ll yes! I always seem to get the best ‘reviews’ wearing his Eagles jersey, a pony tail and…. welp that’s about it.

        • Tx10inch

          @Gem-balaya, blackberry molasses ,miss t-lee ,N.I.A.

          VSB: Where beautiful women AND football mix.

          Sorry Champ, had 2 do it potna. lol

      • Gem-balaya

        @Monk,

        my bubble isn’t burst(ed?) at all. i am not a basketball fan. so fixed or not, my world still revolves.

        can’t wait for football season to start back up. monday nights just aren’t the same in the off season.

      • http://www.ashleyneicole.blogspot.com Ashley Neicole

        @Monk,

        Are you from Detroit?

        I am….lost faith in the Pistons quite a while ago.

      • http://www.ashleyneicole.blogspot.com Ashley Neicole

        @Monk,

        Are you from Detroit?

        I am….lost faith in the Pistons quite a while ago.

    • http://presidentialtelevisionandfilm.ning.com/ Monk

      @Gem-balaya,

      Hate to bust bubbles up in here, but NBA playoff games are mostly fixed. Yep, that’s right. Bad calls from refs, players that NEVER miss free throws missing clutch ones, etc.. It all goes down to stretch series out the full 7 games. More money for EVERYBODY. It’s sports, but you have to realize it’s a business too.

      NBA=the biggest reality show of them all.

    • http://www.myspace.com/thagrindaholic BLUNTBLAZER

      @Gem-balaya,

      rockets won? hell yea hahaha

    • http://www.myspace.com/thagrindaholic BLUNTBLAZER

      @Gem-balaya,

      rockets won? hell yea hahaha

  • Gem-balaya

    oh. one last thing. mad props to the Rockets for putting on an excellent come back from game 5. they obviously remembered to sprinkle their wheaties with antihistamines (damn basketball allegries). i’m happy for them.

  • http://nextbigthing.blogsome.com Hostess

    I don’t know how, but I’m pretty sure Puffy is responsible for this video!

    Also, what kind of high-fructose corn syrup diabetes is he pushing!? Seriously! And the snacks?! Is he allergic to fruit?!

    • Gem-balaya

      @Hostess,

      *smh* @ the HFCS museum in his fridge.

      he did make a very good point about the kool-aid bottle thing. i can see how that’d be extremely frustrating.

    • Gem-balaya

      @Hostess,

      *smh* @ the HFCS museum in his fridge.

      he did make a very good point about the kool-aid bottle thing. i can see how that’d be extremely frustrating.

    • lehakoe

      @Hostess,
      yes, i knew i seen this before! he straight jacked it from cribs, no? c’mon dude, be more original.

    • lehakoe

      @Hostess,
      yes, i knew i seen this before! he straight jacked it from cribs, no? c’mon dude, be more original.

    • A Plus

      @Hostess, I was thinking the exact same thing!
      so you think sugar water is gonna make me drop my “vagina panties”?!?!?! GTFOHWTBS

    • A Plus

      @Hostess, I was thinking the exact same thing!
      so you think sugar water is gonna make me drop my “vagina panties”?!?!?! GTFOHWTBS

    • http://naturallyalise.blogspot.com Naturally Alise

      @Hostess,

      Fruit? Juice? Sugar. Water. Purple. WTF is juice?

      • http://nextbigthing.blogsome.com Hostess

        @Naturally Alise, Juice, by hood definition, is any high fructose corn syrup laced colored liquid.

      • http://nextbigthing.blogsome.com Hostess

        @Naturally Alise, Juice, by hood definition, is any high fructose corn syrup laced colored liquid.

    • http://naturallyalise.blogspot.com Naturally Alise

      @Hostess,

      Fruit? Juice? Sugar. Water. Purple. WTF is juice?

  • http://nextbigthing.blogsome.com Hostess

    I don’t know how, but I’m pretty sure Puffy is responsible for this video!

    Also, what kind of high-fructose corn syrup diabetes is he pushing!? Seriously! And the snacks?! Is he allergic to fruit?!

  • jana.love

    why is he acting so NEW. like he just got his first big tax return or something?? talkin bout some CHROMEEEE GARRBAGE CAN!!

    ninja please, buy some veggies and eat more fiber, cuz on that diet, i know his bowels are more locked down than OZ.

    • http://lostwomanchild.blogspot.com blackberry molasses

      @jana.love,

      LMAO!!

    • http://lostwomanchild.blogspot.com blackberry molasses

      @jana.love,

      LMAO!!

    • Nola Darling

      @jana.love,

      An Italian Floor? Did we skin Joe Pesci? I ain’t never seen a chrome garbage can. I cannot.

    • Nola Darling

      @jana.love,

      An Italian Floor? Did we skin Joe Pesci? I ain’t never seen a chrome garbage can. I cannot.

    • http://nianaturally.blogspot.com N.I.A. naturally….

      @jana.love,

      LMAO!!!! and we just had a discussion about being regular…lol!

    • http://nianaturally.blogspot.com N.I.A. naturally….

      @jana.love,

      LMAO!!!! and we just had a discussion about being regular…lol!

    • overit

      @jana.love, LMAO! that comment made my day.

    • overit

      @jana.love, LMAO! that comment made my day.

    • Ro

      @jana.love,
      That was my comment! WTF, they have those trash cans at walmart! Get REAL!!

    • Ro

      @jana.love,
      That was my comment! WTF, they have those trash cans at walmart! Get REAL!!

  • jana.love

    why is he acting so NEW. like he just got his first big tax return or something?? talkin bout some CHROMEEEE GARRBAGE CAN!!

    ninja please, buy some veggies and eat more fiber, cuz on that diet, i know his bowels are more locked down than OZ.

  • http://lostwomanchild.blogspot.com blackberry molasses

    Gentlemen… VSB’s lend me your ears. If you want the ladies to be flocking to your spot and dropping ‘vagina panties’ (aside: really chi city?? SAT DOWN FOR THAT) here’s some definites to have going on in your crib:

    1. Clean!! Especially bathrooms and kitchens. Keep them sh*ts SURGICALLY SANITIZED. I cannot tell you how many hotties have been dropped because I was skeeved out by their bathrooms and kitchens

    2. Real COMFORTABLE furniture. Invest in that nice Thomasville couch with the chaise end. It can double as… well… you know. While ur at it, invest in a decent mattress. Tempurpedic is your friend.

    3. 450 and above thread count sheets. If you want her in your bed, make it the place to be. Once I discovered high thread count sheets, there was NO GOING BACK.

    4. Girl snacks- most quality ladies like quality snacks.

    5. Soft focus lighting… you will look better and so will she.

    • Madame Zenobia

      @blackberry molasses,
      Madame Zenobia is co-signing.

    • Madame Zenobia

      @blackberry molasses,
      Madame Zenobia is co-signing.

    • JamaicanGirl

      @blackberry molasses, I agree.
      “450 and above thread count sheets. If you want her in your bed, make it the place to be. Once I discovered high thread count sheets, there was NO GOING BACK.”

      And if you can get some sateen sheets, it will give you more time to cuddle because i will get up and wrap my hair in the mist of things. I cant have your cheap ars sheets drying out my hair.

      • The Dutchess

        @JamaicanGirl,

        yes ma’am for these sateen sheets.

      • The Dutchess

        @JamaicanGirl,

        yes ma’am for these sateen sheets.

      • Dorian G.

        @JamaicanGirl,

        Sateen sheets are hard to do for dudes tho, cuz you be sliding off them in the middle of the night and it makes the bed hard to make in the morning.

        • willnotbetelevised

          @Dorian G.,
          meh, I feel you on the sateen sheets. Plus those things can get hot. I can be cool with just sateen pillows. And as for the full satin sheets. Lord they may look pretty but so nonfunctional. No-go for so many reasons

        • willnotbetelevised

          @Dorian G.,
          meh, I feel you on the sateen sheets. Plus those things can get hot. I can be cool with just sateen pillows. And as for the full satin sheets. Lord they may look pretty but so nonfunctional. No-go for so many reasons

        • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

          @Dorian G.,

          i agree. plus, laying in satin makes me feel like a combination of nathan lane and the sultan of brunei.

          • miss t-lee

            @The Champ,
            nathan lane and the sultan of brunei.

            It’s too early to make me laugh out loud. Dayum!

          • miss t-lee

            @The Champ,
            nathan lane and the sultan of brunei.

            It’s too early to make me laugh out loud. Dayum!

          • willnotbetelevised

            @The Champ,
            The funniest thing is satin PJs on satin sheets on a high bed… hilarity ensues. Better than a slip’n’slide in the summer.

          • willnotbetelevised

            @The Champ,
            The funniest thing is satin PJs on satin sheets on a high bed… hilarity ensues. Better than a slip’n’slide in the summer.

          • Leila

            @The Champ, LOL!

          • Leila

            @The Champ, LOL!

        • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

          @Dorian G.,

          i agree. plus, laying in satin makes me feel like a combination of nathan lane and the sultan of brunei.

        • http://presidentialtelevisionandfilm.ning.com/ Monk

          @Dorian G.,

          Satin sheets are just gay. NTTAWWT.
          Same goes for satin boxers.

          • http://naturallyalise.blogspot.com Naturally Alise

            @Monk,

            I agree, it would weird me out if a man had some satin sheets, can’t have no thug lovin’ on satin sheets… lol

            • PrincesMo

              @Naturally Alise,
              lol @ thug loving, it made me think of gangstalicious from the boondocks! i bet he had alot of thug lovin on satin sheets lol…

            • PrincesMo

              @Naturally Alise,
              lol @ thug loving, it made me think of gangstalicious from the boondocks! i bet he had alot of thug lovin on satin sheets lol…

          • http://naturallyalise.blogspot.com Naturally Alise

            @Monk,

            I agree, it would weird me out if a man had some satin sheets, can’t have no thug lovin’ on satin sheets… lol

          • http://www.awesomelyluvvie.com Luvvie

            @Monk,

            A man with satin boxers better have a big gold chain and taco meat chest hair to match. And he must say things like “Come ‘ere, guhl!”

          • http://www.awesomelyluvvie.com Luvvie

            @Monk,

            A man with satin boxers better have a big gold chain and taco meat chest hair to match. And he must say things like “Come ‘ere, guhl!”

        • http://presidentialtelevisionandfilm.ning.com/ Monk

          @Dorian G.,

          Satin sheets are just gay. NTTAWWT.
          Same goes for satin boxers.

      • Dorian G.

        @JamaicanGirl,

        Sateen sheets are hard to do for dudes tho, cuz you be sliding off them in the middle of the night and it makes the bed hard to make in the morning.

    • JamaicanGirl

      @blackberry molasses, I agree.
      “450 and above thread count sheets. If you want her in your bed, make it the place to be. Once I discovered high thread count sheets, there was NO GOING BACK.”

      And if you can get some sateen sheets, it will give you more time to cuddle because i will get up and wrap my hair in the mist of things. I cant have your cheap ars sheets drying out my hair.

    • shay_d_lady

      @blackberry molasses, good list but aint that what dude was saying in a very roundabout ghetto way.. keep it clean, neat and fully stocked?
      he probably aint discovered them high thread count sheets yet… he spent all his cash on them sodas and that chrome garbage can..

      • charli skipper

        @shay_d_lady,
        chile, he ain’t spent no cash on that. that’s a food stamp stash if ever i saw one.

        • shay_d_lady

          @charli skipper, LOL yeah but he had to buy them joints from the locals and inflation done shot the street value on stamps sky high!

        • shay_d_lady

          @charli skipper, LOL yeah but he had to buy them joints from the locals and inflation done shot the street value on stamps sky high!

        • http://www.sistersoundoff.blogspot.com Cheekie

          @charli skipper,

          Yeah, he most def got all that food from the lady who sells Link cards.

        • http://www.sistersoundoff.blogspot.com Cheekie

          @charli skipper,

          Yeah, he most def got all that food from the lady who sells Link cards.

      • charli skipper

        @shay_d_lady,
        chile, he ain’t spent no cash on that. that’s a food stamp stash if ever i saw one.

      • Ms. T

        @shay_d_lady,

        and his new Italian Floors!

      • Ms. T

        @shay_d_lady,

        and his new Italian Floors!

    • shay_d_lady

      @blackberry molasses, good list but aint that what dude was saying in a very roundabout ghetto way.. keep it clean, neat and fully stocked?
      he probably aint discovered them high thread count sheets yet… he spent all his cash on them sodas and that chrome garbage can..

    • miss t-lee

      @blackberry molasses,
      1. Clean!! Especially bathrooms and kitchens. Keep them sh*ts SURGICALLY SANITIZED. I cannot tell you how many hotties have been dropped because I was skeeved out by their bathrooms and kitchens

      Yes ma’am!

    • miss t-lee

      @blackberry molasses,
      1. Clean!! Especially bathrooms and kitchens. Keep them sh*ts SURGICALLY SANITIZED. I cannot tell you how many hotties have been dropped because I was skeeved out by their bathrooms and kitchens

      Yes ma’am!

    • Gem-balaya

      @blackberry molasses,

      great list e-mama!! i have left many a negros spots becuz i had to tinkle and was not brave enough to expose my tush and little gemmy to the bathroom’s elements.

      and i can’t stand a brotha who has sheets that look and feel like they’ve been around since his college days. really dude?!? your sheets need never feel like kim wipes. at least throw some jersey knit sheets on the bed. sheesh.

      • Happy Meal

        @Gem-balaya,
        “and i can’t stand a brotha who has sheets that look and feel like they’ve been around since his college days. really dude?!? your sheets need never feel like kim wipes. at least throw some jersey knit sheets on the bed. sheesh.”

        Happy Meal gives this comment two thumbs up!

        It also grosses me out when the sheets smell like you don’t wash them regularly… I personally believe that everyone should have multiple sets of sheets, so while you’re washing one, you can have a fresh set on the bed….

        • Peyso

          @Happy Meal, my momma taught me that rule. You spend 8 hours in your bed (or at least you should) there are days where you dont spend 8 hours in your clothes and you wont wear em again

        • Peyso

          @Happy Meal, my momma taught me that rule. You spend 8 hours in your bed (or at least you should) there are days where you dont spend 8 hours in your clothes and you wont wear em again

        • willnotbetelevised

          @Happy Meal,
          Also a walk out moment.
          Things that should not be singular in your home
          Sheets
          Towel
          Facecloth
          Plate
          Fork
          Knife
          Glass (don’t have 1 glass and got me sipping soda out of a free mug from the bank)
          Pot
          Condom
          Chair
          Shoes
          Underwears
          Papertowel
          Match
          Bottle of Water
          Jelly bean
          Lamp
          Pillow
          Sock
          Phone
          *note: this list is not exhaustive

          • http://naturallyalise.blogspot.com Naturally Alise

            @willnotbetelevised, you dumb for jelly bean , iQuit you for that. Also you will get no nether region goodies from me if you request for me to bring a towel and washcloth with me to spend the night. FAIL.

          • http://naturallyalise.blogspot.com Naturally Alise

            @willnotbetelevised, you dumb for jelly bean , iQuit you for that. Also you will get no nether region goodies from me if you request for me to bring a towel and washcloth with me to spend the night. FAIL.

        • willnotbetelevised

          @Happy Meal,
          Also a walk out moment.
          Things that should not be singular in your home
          Sheets
          Towel
          Facecloth
          Plate
          Fork
          Knife
          Glass (don’t have 1 glass and got me sipping soda out of a free mug from the bank)
          Pot
          Condom
          Chair
          Shoes
          Underwears
          Papertowel
          Match
          Bottle of Water
          Jelly bean
          Lamp
          Pillow
          Sock
          Phone
          *note: this list is not exhaustive

        • Gem-balaya

          @Happy Meal,

          indeed!!! clean sheets and towels are a must–and should not be mustY. and after awhile, it’s time to go ahead and invest in new sets.

          bottom line: keep it fresh.

        • Gem-balaya

          @Happy Meal,

          indeed!!! clean sheets and towels are a must–and should not be mustY. and after awhile, it’s time to go ahead and invest in new sets.

          bottom line: keep it fresh.

      • Happy Meal

        @Gem-balaya,
        “and i can’t stand a brotha who has sheets that look and feel like they’ve been around since his college days. really dude?!? your sheets need never feel like kim wipes. at least throw some jersey knit sheets on the bed. sheesh.”

        Happy Meal gives this comment two thumbs up!

        It also grosses me out when the sheets smell like you don’t wash them regularly… I personally believe that everyone should have multiple sets of sheets, so while you’re washing one, you can have a fresh set on the bed….

      • Me fail english?

        @Gem-balaya,

        Yes! And dudes who apparently don’t know how to change a washcloth. I KNOW you can smell that!

      • Me fail english?

        @Gem-balaya,

        Yes! And dudes who apparently don’t know how to change a washcloth. I KNOW you can smell that!

    • Gem-balaya

      @blackberry molasses,

      great list e-mama!! i have left many a negros spots becuz i had to tinkle and was not brave enough to expose my tush and little gemmy to the bathroom’s elements.

      and i can’t stand a brotha who has sheets that look and feel like they’ve been around since his college days. really dude?!? your sheets need never feel like kim wipes. at least throw some jersey knit sheets on the bed. sheesh.

    • http://nianaturally.blogspot.com N.I.A. naturally….

      @blackberry molasses,

      major co-signage here….

    • http://nianaturally.blogspot.com N.I.A. naturally….

      @blackberry molasses,

      major co-signage here….

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      @blackberry molasses,

      5. Soft focus lighting… you will look better and so will she.

      this is how “i swear, i didnt know she was a tranny” happens.

      • Happy Meal

        @The Champ,

        *dying*
        (stream of consciousness) good thing my boss is on her way, hopefully she will find me slumped over my keyboard and resusitate me before it’s too late.

      • Happy Meal

        @The Champ,

        *dying*
        (stream of consciousness) good thing my boss is on her way, hopefully she will find me slumped over my keyboard and resusitate me before it’s too late.

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      @blackberry molasses,

      5. Soft focus lighting… you will look better and so will she.

      this is how “i swear, i didnt know she was a tranny” happens.

    • http://www.myspace.com/thagrindaholic BLUNTBLAZER

      @blackberry molasses,

      1) 4sho off top (those clorox clean up whipes are a mans best friend)
      2) 50% like mack 10 said “its a bed anda buildin quit trippin like you gotta have the hilton”
      3)see #2
      4) girl snacks yea right if you see some cottage cheese in ya mans fridge he is most likely grey
      5) see #2

      hahahaha

    • http://www.myspace.com/thagrindaholic BLUNTBLAZER

      @blackberry molasses,

      1) 4sho off top (those clorox clean up whipes are a mans best friend)
      2) 50% like mack 10 said “its a bed anda buildin quit trippin like you gotta have the hilton”
      3)see #2
      4) girl snacks yea right if you see some cottage cheese in ya mans fridge he is most likely grey
      5) see #2

      hahahaha

    • overit

      @blackberry molasses, overit and out! lol.

    • overit

      @blackberry molasses, overit and out! lol.

  • http://lostwomanchild.blogspot.com blackberry molasses

    Gentlemen… VSB’s lend me your ears. If you want the ladies to be flocking to your spot and dropping ‘vagina panties’ (aside: really chi city?? SAT DOWN FOR THAT) here’s some definites to have going on in your crib:

    1. Clean!! Especially bathrooms and kitchens. Keep them sh*ts SURGICALLY SANITIZED. I cannot tell you how many hotties have been dropped because I was skeeved out by their bathrooms and kitchens

    2. Real COMFORTABLE furniture. Invest in that nice Thomasville couch with the chaise end. It can double as… well… you know. While ur at it, invest in a decent mattress. Tempurpedic is your friend.

    3. 450 and above thread count sheets. If you want her in your bed, make it the place to be. Once I discovered high thread count sheets, there was NO GOING BACK.

    4. Girl snacks- most quality ladies like quality snacks.

    5. Soft focus lighting… you will look better and so will she.

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