Theory & Essay

Different Women Like Different Things…

It’s Friday.  Thankyajeefus.

I hope and pray that you all can access youtube wherever you are because what I’m posting right now…is that gospel.

As ridiculously retarded as this dudes philosophy seems, it’s right on point.  Or at least highly entertaining.

Definitely VSB-topic worthy.  In fact, this dude is making the video version of what could easily have been a post here at the relationship dope spot. Hmm…video discussions of posts?   Hmmm….

So…

VSB meet Mr. Chi City.  Mr. Chi City, meet VSB.

This video is entitled:  Keeping your refrigerator stocked will get you many women.

Watch.  And learn.

Annnnnnnnnnnd discuss.  Is dude full of bullmalarkey or is there truth to his shenanigans?

Just where is the Honeycomb Hideout?

-VSB P aka THE ARSONIST aka TANGLE JIG P aka YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD 3

Damon Young

Panama Jackson is pretty fly for a light guy. He used to ship his frito to Tito in the District, but shipping prices increased so he moved there to save money. When he's not saving humanity with his words or making music with his mouth, you can find him at your mama's mama's house drinking her fine liquors. Most importantly, he believes the children are our future.

  • Gem-balaya

    i just cant with mr. chi city. he’s a fool. sometimes entertaining, but mostly not. “droppin vagina panties”???? *smh*

    that is all.

    • http://nextbigthing.blogsome.com Hostess

      @Gem-balaya, Are their other types of panties? I don’t think so. He clearly had no script.

    • http://lostwomanchild.blogspot.com blackberry molasses

      @Gem-balaya,

      I’m with you. I peeped this vid about a month ago and literally guffawed at the f*ckery contained therein. But that ninja don’t know what the eff he talmbout.

  • Gem-balaya

    oh. one last thing. mad props to the Rockets for putting on an excellent come back from game 5. they obviously remembered to sprinkle their wheaties with antihistamines (damn basketball allegries). i’m happy for them.

    • Madame Zenobia

      @Gem-balaya,
      Word. I hate the Lakers.

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      @Gem-balaya,

      yeah. that was impressive (as were the tacos and sh*t). maybe luis scola might take a shower now

      • Gem-balaya

        @The Champ,

        thanks :) but next time you guys come over i’ll make real food.

      • Me fail english?

        @The Champ,

        You was at taco night too?! When I read that ish on twitter, I was just a lil jeal. Now I’m all out hatin!

        • Gem-balaya

          @Me fail english?,

          LOL! well you should make a trip to pgh and visit us!! then you can be part of taco/jose cuervo night too!!

    • http://presidentialtelevisionandfilm.ning.com/ Monk

      @Gem-balaya,

      Hate to bust bubbles up in here, but NBA playoff games are mostly fixed. Yep, that’s right. Bad calls from refs, players that NEVER miss free throws missing clutch ones, etc.. It all goes down to stretch series out the full 7 games. More money for EVERYBODY. It’s sports, but you have to realize it’s a business too.

      NBA=the biggest reality show of them all.

      • http://nianaturally.blogspot.com N.I.A. naturally….

        @Monk,

        So, are the Cavs winning the reality show? Are they the best team on this NBA version of the Amazing Race? :)

        • http://presidentialtelevisionandfilm.ning.com/ Monk

          @N.I.A. naturally….,

          They probably base it on what players/teams will sell the most jerseys/tickets and other fan paraphernalia. Or what team grossed the most or got the biggest ratings throughout the season so it’s kinda like a voting process in which the fans place their votes by watching and purchasing stuff.

          • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

            @Monk,

            Hate to bust bubbles up in here, but NBA playoff games are mostly fixed

            damn. as much as i love and appreciate ya bro, it hurts to say that i might hafta ban you.

            • http://presidentialtelevisionandfilm.ning.com/ Monk

              @The Champ,

              *Jack Nicholson voice*
              “You Can’t Handle The TRUTH!!”

              Whether it’s fact or not, I’m gonna believe what I wanna believe. It helps me cope with the fact that my Pistons was garbage this season.

      • Tx10inch

        @Monk,

        Man SOMEBODY betta ack like they know bout them Rockets baby!!!!!!! H-town is bout our business. No fixin here…Rockets in 7.

      • Gem-balaya

        @Monk,

        my bubble isn’t burst(ed?) at all. i am not a basketball fan. so fixed or not, my world still revolves.

        can’t wait for football season to start back up. monday nights just aren’t the same in the off season.

        • http://nianaturally.blogspot.com N.I.A. naturally….

          @Gem-balaya,

          i like basketball, but there has been a void in my life since the end of the college football and NFL seasons….

        • http://lostwomanchild.blogspot.com blackberry molasses

          @Gem-balaya,

          see???? i knowed in my heart i was truly your e-momma. i’ve been going through some kind of football withdrawl/depression thing on sunday afternoons and monday nights… pre-season can’t get here fast enough!!!

          • miss t-lee

            @blackberry molasses,
            Sundays are so boring after I make it home from church. :(
            I don’t wanna watch no freakin’ golf or nascar!!!!
            Hurry up football season.

            • http://lostwomanchild.blogspot.com blackberry molasses

              @miss t-lee,

              word e-twin…. word.

        • Tx10inch

          @Gem-balaya, blackberry molasses ,miss t-lee ,N.I.A.

          VSB: Where beautiful women AND football mix.

          Sorry Champ, had 2 do it potna. lol

          • miss t-lee

            @Tx10inch,
            Aww…thanks kinfolk, hope your boys whoop that arse on Sunday!

          • http://lostwomanchild.blogspot.com blackberry molasses

            @Tx10inch,

            h3ll yes! I always seem to get the best ‘reviews’ wearing his Eagles jersey, a pony tail and…. welp that’s about it.

      • http://www.ashleyneicole.blogspot.com Ashley Neicole

        @Monk,

        Are you from Detroit?

        I am….lost faith in the Pistons quite a while ago.

    • http://www.myspace.com/thagrindaholic BLUNTBLAZER

      @Gem-balaya,

      rockets won? hell yea hahaha

  • http://nextbigthing.blogsome.com Hostess

    I don’t know how, but I’m pretty sure Puffy is responsible for this video!

    Also, what kind of high-fructose corn syrup diabetes is he pushing!? Seriously! And the snacks?! Is he allergic to fruit?!

    • Gem-balaya

      @Hostess,

      *smh* @ the HFCS museum in his fridge.

      he did make a very good point about the kool-aid bottle thing. i can see how that’d be extremely frustrating.

    • lehakoe

      @Hostess,
      yes, i knew i seen this before! he straight jacked it from cribs, no? c’mon dude, be more original.

    • A Plus

      @Hostess, I was thinking the exact same thing!
      so you think sugar water is gonna make me drop my “vagina panties”?!?!?! GTFOHWTBS

    • http://naturallyalise.blogspot.com Naturally Alise

      @Hostess,

      Fruit? Juice? Sugar. Water. Purple. WTF is juice?

      • http://nextbigthing.blogsome.com Hostess

        @Naturally Alise, Juice, by hood definition, is any high fructose corn syrup laced colored liquid.

  • jana.love

    why is he acting so NEW. like he just got his first big tax return or something?? talkin bout some CHROMEEEE GARRBAGE CAN!!

    ninja please, buy some veggies and eat more fiber, cuz on that diet, i know his bowels are more locked down than OZ.

    • http://lostwomanchild.blogspot.com blackberry molasses

      @jana.love,

      LMAO!!

    • Nola Darling

      @jana.love,

      An Italian Floor? Did we skin Joe Pesci? I ain’t never seen a chrome garbage can. I cannot.

    • http://nianaturally.blogspot.com N.I.A. naturally….

      @jana.love,

      LMAO!!!! and we just had a discussion about being regular…lol!

    • overit

      @jana.love, LMAO! that comment made my day.

    • Ro

      @jana.love,
      That was my comment! WTF, they have those trash cans at walmart! Get REAL!!

  • http://lostwomanchild.blogspot.com blackberry molasses

    Gentlemen… VSB’s lend me your ears. If you want the ladies to be flocking to your spot and dropping ‘vagina panties’ (aside: really chi city?? SAT DOWN FOR THAT) here’s some definites to have going on in your crib:

    1. Clean!! Especially bathrooms and kitchens. Keep them sh*ts SURGICALLY SANITIZED. I cannot tell you how many hotties have been dropped because I was skeeved out by their bathrooms and kitchens

    2. Real COMFORTABLE furniture. Invest in that nice Thomasville couch with the chaise end. It can double as… well… you know. While ur at it, invest in a decent mattress. Tempurpedic is your friend.

    3. 450 and above thread count sheets. If you want her in your bed, make it the place to be. Once I discovered high thread count sheets, there was NO GOING BACK.

    4. Girl snacks- most quality ladies like quality snacks.

    5. Soft focus lighting… you will look better and so will she.

    • Madame Zenobia

      @blackberry molasses,
      Madame Zenobia is co-signing.

    • JamaicanGirl

      @blackberry molasses, I agree.
      “450 and above thread count sheets. If you want her in your bed, make it the place to be. Once I discovered high thread count sheets, there was NO GOING BACK.”

      And if you can get some sateen sheets, it will give you more time to cuddle because i will get up and wrap my hair in the mist of things. I cant have your cheap ars sheets drying out my hair.

      • The Dutchess

        @JamaicanGirl,

        yes ma’am for these sateen sheets.

      • Dorian G.

        @JamaicanGirl,

        Sateen sheets are hard to do for dudes tho, cuz you be sliding off them in the middle of the night and it makes the bed hard to make in the morning.

        • willnotbetelevised

          @Dorian G.,
          meh, I feel you on the sateen sheets. Plus those things can get hot. I can be cool with just sateen pillows. And as for the full satin sheets. Lord they may look pretty but so nonfunctional. No-go for so many reasons

        • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

          @Dorian G.,

          i agree. plus, laying in satin makes me feel like a combination of nathan lane and the sultan of brunei.

          • miss t-lee

            @The Champ,
            nathan lane and the sultan of brunei.

            It’s too early to make me laugh out loud. Dayum!

          • willnotbetelevised

            @The Champ,
            The funniest thing is satin PJs on satin sheets on a high bed… hilarity ensues. Better than a slip’n’slide in the summer.

          • Leila

            @The Champ, LOL!

        • http://presidentialtelevisionandfilm.ning.com/ Monk

          @Dorian G.,

          Satin sheets are just gay. NTTAWWT.
          Same goes for satin boxers.

          • http://naturallyalise.blogspot.com Naturally Alise

            @Monk,

            I agree, it would weird me out if a man had some satin sheets, can’t have no thug lovin’ on satin sheets… lol

            • PrincesMo

              @Naturally Alise,
              lol @ thug loving, it made me think of gangstalicious from the boondocks! i bet he had alot of thug lovin on satin sheets lol…

          • http://www.awesomelyluvvie.com Luvvie

            @Monk,

            A man with satin boxers better have a big gold chain and taco meat chest hair to match. And he must say things like “Come ‘ere, guhl!”

    • shay_d_lady

      @blackberry molasses, good list but aint that what dude was saying in a very roundabout ghetto way.. keep it clean, neat and fully stocked?
      he probably aint discovered them high thread count sheets yet… he spent all his cash on them sodas and that chrome garbage can..

      • charli skipper

        @shay_d_lady,
        chile, he ain’t spent no cash on that. that’s a food stamp stash if ever i saw one.

        • shay_d_lady

          @charli skipper, LOL yeah but he had to buy them joints from the locals and inflation done shot the street value on stamps sky high!

        • http://www.sistersoundoff.blogspot.com Cheekie

          @charli skipper,

          Yeah, he most def got all that food from the lady who sells Link cards.

      • Ms. T

        @shay_d_lady,

        and his new Italian Floors!

    • miss t-lee

      @blackberry molasses,
      1. Clean!! Especially bathrooms and kitchens. Keep them sh*ts SURGICALLY SANITIZED. I cannot tell you how many hotties have been dropped because I was skeeved out by their bathrooms and kitchens

      Yes ma’am!

    • Gem-balaya

      @blackberry molasses,

      great list e-mama!! i have left many a negros spots becuz i had to tinkle and was not brave enough to expose my tush and little gemmy to the bathroom’s elements.

      and i can’t stand a brotha who has sheets that look and feel like they’ve been around since his college days. really dude?!? your sheets need never feel like kim wipes. at least throw some jersey knit sheets on the bed. sheesh.

      • Happy Meal

        @Gem-balaya,
        “and i can’t stand a brotha who has sheets that look and feel like they’ve been around since his college days. really dude?!? your sheets need never feel like kim wipes. at least throw some jersey knit sheets on the bed. sheesh.”

        Happy Meal gives this comment two thumbs up!

        It also grosses me out when the sheets smell like you don’t wash them regularly… I personally believe that everyone should have multiple sets of sheets, so while you’re washing one, you can have a fresh set on the bed….

        • Peyso

          @Happy Meal, my momma taught me that rule. You spend 8 hours in your bed (or at least you should) there are days where you dont spend 8 hours in your clothes and you wont wear em again

        • willnotbetelevised

          @Happy Meal,
          Also a walk out moment.
          Things that should not be singular in your home
          Sheets
          Towel
          Facecloth
          Plate
          Fork
          Knife
          Glass (don’t have 1 glass and got me sipping soda out of a free mug from the bank)
          Pot
          Condom
          Chair
          Shoes
          Underwears
          Papertowel
          Match
          Bottle of Water
          Jelly bean
          Lamp
          Pillow
          Sock
          Phone
          *note: this list is not exhaustive

          • http://naturallyalise.blogspot.com Naturally Alise

            @willnotbetelevised, you dumb for jelly bean , iQuit you for that. Also you will get no nether region goodies from me if you request for me to bring a towel and washcloth with me to spend the night. FAIL.

        • Gem-balaya

          @Happy Meal,

          indeed!!! clean sheets and towels are a must–and should not be mustY. and after awhile, it’s time to go ahead and invest in new sets.

          bottom line: keep it fresh.

      • Me fail english?

        @Gem-balaya,

        Yes! And dudes who apparently don’t know how to change a washcloth. I KNOW you can smell that!

    • http://nianaturally.blogspot.com N.I.A. naturally….

      @blackberry molasses,

      major co-signage here….

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      @blackberry molasses,

      5. Soft focus lighting… you will look better and so will she.

      this is how “i swear, i didnt know she was a tranny” happens.

      • Happy Meal

        @The Champ,

        *dying*
        (stream of consciousness) good thing my boss is on her way, hopefully she will find me slumped over my keyboard and resusitate me before it’s too late.

    • http://www.myspace.com/thagrindaholic BLUNTBLAZER

      @blackberry molasses,

      1) 4sho off top (those clorox clean up whipes are a mans best friend)
      2) 50% like mack 10 said “its a bed anda buildin quit trippin like you gotta have the hilton”
      3)see #2
      4) girl snacks yea right if you see some cottage cheese in ya mans fridge he is most likely grey
      5) see #2

      hahahaha

    • overit

      @blackberry molasses, overit and out! lol.

  • Madame Zenobia

    All right Kids -
    On one hand I’m like “Wow, what a good idea having a variable smorgasbord of drinks. I love different types of drinks.” Think I think – “Wait a minute, this dude doesn’t have a stitch of food that could make a cohesive meal in that refrigerator.” Which would make me completely nervous and apprehensive about him if I was in his place.

    x-Box AND PS3? Yeah, That’s seem mad young to me. Again that would make me nervous. That combined with the lack of food makes me wonder how you take care of yourself. It screams sophomore year of college to me.

    Finally, the little bitty personal pizza that enters the frame at the end when he returns to the kitchen would immediately make me want to leave.

    If he wants quantity of women and not quality this little theory may work, however, I think most women with good common sense would go from “Oh that’s cute and funny” to “This is really, kind of weird…” to turned off and thinking “WTH is this dude on…how do I get outta of here?” In about 6 minutes and 45 seconds….at least I did watching it.

    • jana.love

      @Madame Zenobia,

      gurllll, whatchu talkin bout? he had mad food in there.

      if you hungry, you could make some eggo waffles with crumbled oreos on top and wash it down with some 99cent arizona juice. in the hood we call it leggo a la oreos

      you betta get wit it!

      [side note]

      what did he spray that butter on???? the pop tarts?

      • All eYez

        @jana.love,
        DEAD… not the I can’t believe its not butter spread on the tarts… I CAN’T believe you have that in your fridge YOUNG sir… lol

      • shay_d_lady

        @jana.love, what did he spray that butter on???? the pop tarts?

        girl them eggos.. quit playin..LOL

      • http://www.myspace.com/thagrindaholic BLUNTBLAZER

        @jana.love,

        i luve pop tarts me an my son eat the smores ones ery mornin

    • miss t-lee

      @Madame Zenobia,
      On one hand I’m like “Wow, what a good idea having a variable smorgasbord of drinks. I love different types of drinks.” Think I think – “Wait a minute, this dude doesn’t have a stitch of food that could make a cohesive meal in that refrigerator.” Which would make me completely nervous and apprehensive about him if I was in his place.

      You already know most bachelors that don’t cook, only got drinks in they fridge. lol

      • Happy Meal

        @miss t-lee,

        I’m feeling you….. snacks are nice but at the end of the day, Real Women Eat Real Food!

        • miss t-lee

          @Happy Meal,
          Really….the heyll I’ma do with some snacks? lol

          • Happy Meal

            @miss t-lee,

            Right. Now if we gon talk food/kitcken.. I’d be impressed if you had a lazy susan stocked with a variety seasonings you actually use, glasses/dishes that complement your design motif (not just $2 plastic cups), a variety of meats (not a mini frozen pizza), fruits and vegetables, a well-stocked pantry with non-perishables like pasta and canned tomoatoes, so that you may make your sauce from scratch and not use Ragu…. and maybe a left-over or two, (show’s you’re a sensible eater ( I just don’t get people who don’t eat Leftovers), and a wine to complement whatever you are trying to serve me (Zinfandel does not go with everything). Now if you aint got all that, it don’t make you less of a man, just don’t expect my vagina panties to drop all over your italian tiled floor.

            I may be small, but I like to eat and I like to eat WELL.

            • miss t-lee

              @Happy Meal,
              Exactly. You had me a lazy susan…lol!!!

              All I say is please make an effort of some sort, it’s always appreciated. Learn how to mix up a nice cocktail or two.
              Even if you can’t cook, order some take out like you really mean it!
              It’s all about entertaining, especially if you’re trying to get down with the get down.

            • willnotbetelevised

              @Happy Meal,
              Oh yea, I keep forgetting and I offer to cook at some y-blessed fool’s house. And I get there and they got one 42 ounce tin of salt and some hot sauce. How you gonna buy the chicken and the veg and expect me to make something with only hot sauce, salt, your one pot and that spoon you stole from your college cafeteria 6 years ago. Foolywang. Just because I was the dorm-cooking champion of 2001 doesn’t mean I put up with those conditions. Go order some chinese and play Halo fool.

            • Me fail english?

              @willnotbetelevised,

              Can I get a witness? Pullin out lemon juice, red koolaid and icy hot for ingredients. Da fcuk u think I am? MacGyver?

              Even worse is when they live in the hood and you can’t even find the proper ingredients at the grocery store. Who the eff is Lewry’s and who told you I used her seasoned salt? smh

              Also, Old bay does not work on all foods. In fact, it doesn’t work on ANY foods. Thanks

            • willnotbetelevised

              @Happy Meal,
              Hole up now. the old bay works on the Crab legs and only the Crab legs. And my point is just cuz I made some bangin ass chicken with the lemon juice, kool aide and leftover pepper packages from last weeks Popeyes bag layin on the bedroom floor (dirty fugger) doesn’t mean this is means you need not supply yourself. All it means is I was hungry and it was too late for delivery places to be open.

              Lissen, I’ve been at a friends house at midnight and she suggested it was a good time to bake an apple pie. Some times you just do what you want to do. 3am hot pie was good too! (hahah)

            • http://kamakula.wordpress.com kamakula

              @Happy Meal,

              That much food points to a person who either does not eat alone or does not live alone. Or a person who spends a lot of time eating. I have days during the school year where I forget to eat. Buying that much food guarantees that I’ll be throwing most if it away at the end of the month.

              Or it guarantees I’ll be spending extra money on long lasting stuff that I never eat. Perhaps it’s just the engineer in me, but I prefer to optimize my food purchases to minimize trips to the grocery store while coinciding with my pay dates (which is around the time I pay all bills) so that I mitigate the possibility of forgetting to account for a purchase.

              I can’t have $100 for an unexpected date night if I decided to fill my pantry, fridge, and cupboards with all sorts of foods, wines, drinks, and the like.

              Besides, I subscribe to a school of life where once a woman is in your apt. . . uh. . .in the words of Steve Urkel ” we’re going to get doooown with our bad selves”!

          • http://www.sistersoundoff.blogspot.com Cheekie

            @miss t-lee,

            For real! That’s why his snacking arse was eating a chalky microwave pizza. Get some real food up in that place.

      • http://presidentialtelevisionandfilm.ning.com/ Monk

        @miss t-lee,

        How about when the chick comes over, y’all both go to the grocery and buy some real food, go back to the crib, and she cooks it for them. He can buy the food, she can cook it, the drinks and dessert are already there…sounds fair to me.

        • miss t-lee

          @Monk,
          I don’t see anything wrong with that at all. I’ve actually done that a time or two. It was always appreciated and I didn’t mind doing it.

          • http://presidentialtelevisionandfilm.ning.com/ Monk

            @miss t-lee,

            “It takes two to make a thing go right” and shyt…lol!!

    • Alynrochelle

      @Madame Zenobia,

      I’m assuming he doesn’t except the ladies to be there but maybe a little while Idk 2-3 hours tops, thinking you won’t be very hungry. More like get in, get out for him it sounds like. Yeah he needs some real food up in there, it does seem like the college days, what exactly is the man gonna use BBQ sauce and ranch for with no real food? Is he gonna do like the spray “not butter” and drink it? Them tiles on the floor looked like regular azz tiles and people ain’t gonna know the difference, he should have gotta marble or something cause tiles are basic and they don’t impress.

      I definitely got my laugh in from the video, I think it’s a nice tip to have a variety of options for the ladies to choose from, cause we wanna feel comfortable, however that’s just ONE tip out of many, like the clean bathroom and sheets, etc too.

  • Nola Darling

    Ok so. Sometimes I think about why I am single. He reminded me. He also seriously made me rethink dropping the N bomb. I cannot live or deal with ignorance of this depth and width. Even if I was remotely turned on by a selection of beverages, the moment he opened his mouth……over. Negro miss me wit alla dat.

    I am calling Rev. Al & Jesse. We need to boycott this foolishness. I’m having a march on beverages. We will meet at his fridge then march to his momma’s house to inquire about his home training. No Snapple No Peace.

    P.S. I caught a glimpse of what I thought was a foot with an odd covering……anyone?

    • All eYez

      @Nola Darling,
      very weird covering on his foot…
      Dear covering, where you a sock? or a house shoe with a hole? Please clarify for us, as we are confused.
      Thank you

    • miss t-lee

      @Nola Darling,
      No Snapple No Peace.

      T-shirt? lol

    • Dorian G.

      @Nola Darling,

      Get over yourself really, its just jokes ni99a.

      • http://presidentialtelevisionandfilm.ning.com/ Monk

        @Dorian G.,

        Exactly. Dude seems to have a good sense of humor so if chicks like that and he can lay pipe, it really wouldn’t matter too much anyway.

      • Nola Darling

        @Dorian G

        Get over yourself really, it’s just a comment ni99a.

        • Dorian G.

          @Nola Darling,

          Don’t get mad at me boo! :-P

          • Nola Darling

            @Dorian G.,

            *e-hug* I wasn’t.

    • http://www.awesomelyluvvie.com Luvvie

      @Nola Darling,

      “We need to boycott this foolishness”

      Methinks there’s more important things in life to boycott than this fool, lol. Such as: Christian Louboutin for making his FABULOUS shoes so high-priced so I cant afford them. Now THAT is just rude.

      No (affordable) stilettos, No peace! Who’s with me?

      • Nola Darling

        @Luvvie,

        I call shotgun!

  • Resident GRitS

    I can’t say whether it’s truth or not, but it’s absolutely entertaining. I’m laughing like it’s midday and sh*t…

  • shay_d_lady

    LOL yeah he got me with that cherry coke.. especially when he said he had the flamin hots…you know they cheetos…. add to that the kitchen was clean. and if I was still broke and in college? hanging head in shame…..

    • charli skipper

      @shay_d_lady,
      i mean, don’t get me wrong. i would come by to partake in some snacks in between classes. but his wack a*s would still get talked about for not having meat. and sounding like “it” from i love new york.

      • shay_d_lady

        @charli skipper, and sounding like “it” from i love new york.
        girl I thought thats who it was!!!!

    • http://lostwomanchild.blogspot.com blackberry molasses

      @shay_d_lady,

      actually… he did have me at Perrier…. call me bourgie. I can take it.

      • PrincesMo

        @blackberry molasses,
        LOL me too girl, i was like oh snap, he pulled a slick one!

  • shay_d_lady

    but on the real.. i do think a dude should have a selection of drinks and snacks. I hate going over someones house especially when they have invited me and they dont have shyt… nothing to drink, no snacks.. I mean dayum really?
    you also need a fully stocked bathroom with clean un stained towels. soap in a non scummy soap dish or even better liquid dispenser with lotion, clean toilets, shower curtains and rugs… and quality toilet paper
    and as mentioned above a nice mattress sheets add to that
    a good tv set, cable and a good dvd selection

    • willnotbetelevised

      @shay_d_lady,
      Good gracious sooooo many people sleep on the quality toilet paper. I will NOT visit your house twice if I see some scratchyass Scott tissue. Don’t give me that BS that Charmin’s not good for the tank. I ain’t scratchin up my sensitive parts cuz your @ss is too cheap for nothing but them school brown paper towel made of water resistant cardboard product and exfoliating tissue paper instead of toilet paper.

      And as a note to the menfolk, don’t forget about toilet paper. If it ran out replace immediately! I know you may only use it once a day (or in those high meat households, once a week) but NO woman wants to go searching for that nonsense. And you don’t want any woman searching through your bathroom, hall closet, bedroom etc just to keep from drip drying. (also why I always have a pack of tissues in my purse and always take my purse to every bathroom).

      sorry, scott tissue is my pet peeve. One of the seemingly random small things I will cuss you out about.

      • shay_d_lady

        @willnotbetelevised, sorry, scott tissue is my pet peeve. One of the seemingly random small things I will cuss you out about.

        me too.. it gives my flash back to my grandma who I swear only stocked her bathroom with the most abrasive shyt she could find.. toilet paper, paper towels, I even think she uses lye soap! LOL so no I dont play about my tp….

        • willnotbetelevised

          @shay_d_lady,
          Toilet paper, dirty public restrooms, shiftless negroes, sugar-based erotica products, cheap condoms, non-cotton undies. You gotta protect the V

          • Me fail english?

            @willnotbetelevised,

            “sugar-based erotica products”

            I forgot the name of the site but when I was doing some…grocery shopping…I stumbled across some of the reviews for these. Haha, it reads like an FML page.

          • http://lostwomanchild.blogspot.com blackberry molasses

            @willnotbetelevised,

            sugarbased erotica products near the good girl? oh halye nawl. what? these fools didn’t take biology in H.S.? Yeast eats SUGAR dummies!!

            Ol’ bready beer smelling crotch lookin’ faces…

      • http://www.myspace.com/thagrindaholic BLUNTBLAZER

        @willnotbetelevised,

        lmbao toliet paper in college we used to steal toliet paper from various bathrooms on campus. I still steal it from my mama’s garage. why u care bout toliet aint no body droppin no stinky load but me.

        • PrincesMo

          @BLUNTBLAZER,
          I used to steal tp from the various bathrooms on campus too lol, people would be like why you got that olympian sized tp in ur purse, and i’m all i gotta do what i gotta do…good times my friend, good times indeed!

          • http://www.myspace.com/thagrindaholic BLUNTBLAZER

            @PrincesMo,
            hell yea glad i wasnt the only one college was kinda like jail you either had tp or you didnt tp had value lol

    • Leila

      @shay_d_lady, “I hate going over someones house especially when they have invited me and they dont have shyt… nothing to drink, no snacks”

      I co-sign! I don’t get that. My ex used to run out of drinks a lot and I used to bring my own drinks. I make sure that my frig is stocked before I invite anyone over….