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Cuffing While Celibate (The Finale): Embracing The Newbie

In conjunction with TVOne in support of the show, Born Again Virgin, we’re taking a look at the idea of cuffing while celibate during this “Cuffing Season”. Find out more about Born Again Virgin here! New episodes of Born Again Virgin premiere TONIGHT at 9pm on TVOne! Thanks for playing!

While the point of cuffing season isn’t necessarily to fall into a long-term relationship, the best situations usually end up that way. Let’s be real, cuffing season is a months-long audition for two people to see if they still want to speak to one another when it gets warm outside. Many a dalliances have gone the way of the condor as soon as the first hints of spring get sprung. And that’s okay, everybody isn’t meant to be around forever.

Even Obama is on the way out.

But let’s say that you and your boo did hit it off famously. While you were both looking for somebody to keep the toes warm, you both stumbled into “like” and started to tip-toe in your Jordan’s into “feelings.” You might even have your own song: every time Fetty Wap’s “My Way” comes on, you think of that cute thing he does with his UNO hand. Let’s say you even both seem to be starting to have conversations about the future. Basically, you’re actually dating with a purpose.

Glory.

Now that you’ve made the realization that this person is here, possibly for the long haul (or at least for a while, kids these days, ya know?), it’s important to make sure you’re doing what you can foster a healthy relationship.

What I’m going to say is going to sound revolutionary:

Smash.

What?

Look, you’ve been doing the whole cuffing while celibate thing – which many people think is not a thing, which is fair – but now that you’re all in, you’re going to have to go all in. Which is a pun. Unintended. I’m not saying sex is the end all be all, but the reason you were holding your pillow so tight before was because you were doing something different. Well, it worked.

Get you some.

Heheheh.

To read more, head to TVOne.com and read about how to keep that new thing past cuffing season into bolivion!

Panama Jackson

Panama Jackson is pretty fly (and gorgeous) for a light guy. He used to ship his frito to Tito in the District, but shipping prices increased so he moved there to save money. He refuses to eat cocaine chicken. When he's not saving humanity with his words or making music with his mouth, you can find him at your mama's mama's house drinking her fine liquors. Most importantly, he believes the children are our future. You can hit him on his hitter at panamadjackson@gmail.com.

  • panamajackson

    This is the last time you’ll have to see the term “cuffing while celibate” here. I know some of you hate it. Well while you’re hating it, tune in tonight to check out the show. THEN come back and tell me how you feel about it. Thanks. Management aka Panama Dontavious “Big Sexxy” Jackson.

    • miss t-lee

      I’m not going to watch the show, but I’m glad to see the term get the old heave ho.

      • Agreed :-)

      • panamajackson

        The show actually isnt that bad.

        The term is admittedly confusing. But it’s interesting how much of a reaction folks had to it. It’s almost as if folks who don’t understand it…

        …take it as a sign of disrespect. lol

        • miss t-lee

          hahahah.
          I mean, I don’t subscribe to the whole “cuffing season” sitch, but I see why folks had an issue with the term. It’s really an oxymoron at that point.

  • LadyIbaka

    Wait up, hold a minute! I thought cuffing meant phakking in winter time, so what is this smash recommendation.

    • uNk

      This is the whole argument we keep making as to why being celibate while cuffing isn’t a thing lol

    • panamajackson

      This series has been about a person (mainly a woman) trying to wade through the cuffing season waters hoping for a boo. And this last part is effectively what happens if she gets her one that is on the same page with her.

      • Me

        Ahhhhh. Now this explanation makes sense. So this is “How to NAVIGATE *THROUGH* Cuffing Season While Celibate”… not “CUFFING while Celibate”. Those are two very different premises. Hence the pushback. No one cuffs AND is celibate, but one can be celibate and accomplish goals DURING cuffing season.

        • panamajackson

          Yeah. And for what its worth, I agree with folks who take issue with the “cuffing while celibate” term.

  • so after ALL that pretending you don’t wanna do it…you do it. Now you done wasted 2 months NOT doin’ it when you coulda been doin’ it. And what if you do it…and its WHACK? Now you’re REALLY wasting time.

    • uNk

      Well at least it aint waiting all the way till your married wack lol

      • Pinks

        Tragic. I never understood in any year that occurred after 2000 why someone in my age group would wait until marriage to sample the goods, but some things weren’t meant for me to comprehend.

        • uNk

          Exactly, I actually don’t even care for the answers lol respect and props to them….but I gotta take this 3am call right quick

          • Pinks

            Pretty much. Like, if we grown and I like you and think I might want to keep you around for a while, it’s just a question of how I’m going to set it up so you think you got the drawls when I really planned this days in advance lol

            • uNk

              So women really always plan this out? I mean like is there ever a time you are with somebody and you know you want him to have it, just not sure when it will be right. Then he does something spectacular and now, unplanned, you are like “ok right now is the moment he gets these draws.” Or is that how you want me to feel aaaaaaaand I see your point lol

              • Pinks

                “Or is that how you want me to feel aaaaaaaand I see your point lol”

                For me, once I had decided in my head it was going down, it was more like I was waiting for him to talk himself out of it lol. Dudes could accomplish so much more smashing if y’all just STFU sometimes.

                • No, I just prefer a more… assertive stance. That’s what I’m going with today. Yes.

                  • Pinks

                    Funny, I was told once that he felt I “took” the D and wasn’t happy about it. Some men prefer to be the ones solidifying the deal, and I’ve played into that before.

                    • And these men need to be lead into re-education camps. Perhaps a few years of breaking rocks will break their fear of assertive women. LOL

                • uNk

                  “Dudes could accomplish so much more smashing if y’all just STFU sometimes”

                  Lol!! we always talk about this…because its true. I lesson I am glad I learned early. Im still really oblivious sometimes though I cant lie

                  • Pinks

                    I can legit count about 4 potential bodies that I was like “NOAP. you ain’t seeing none of THIS, patna.” because of something stupid they said.

            • Exactly!

            • Um, no to the emotional Okey done. If you want the D, step up and show and prove y’all!

        • I got got like that. She learning, #doe.

          • Pinks

            Interesting – I mean, I guess it does make for a bunch of learning and growing experiences together. That’s like every twitter fu ckboy ni gga’s fantasy – to be the “first” or one of only 5 dudes to hit it or whatever other arbitrary standard of p ussy respectability they’re throwing around that week.

            • Ironically I’ve always been in the opinion of being with women who know how to get it. If I get to heaven and it’s full of virgins, I’m out.

              • Pinks

                I’ve never been with someone inexperienced, but I imagine at this age in life I wouldn’t have the patience to be a tutor.

                • RewindingtonMaximus

                  It’s funny that often, women are not interested with inexperienced men, and men are interested with inexperienced women.

                  Usually a telling sign given that the stereotype is women love aint s h i t dudes because they throw natural disaster D, known to wreck havoc and destruction wherever they go. With the flip side being men love to manipulate new cooch into their personal plaything and leave a stamp on it no other man can claim to have.

                  People are weird.

                  • It’s ego tripping all the way down. With dudes, it’s pretty obvious what they’re trying to do. With women, it’s not as clear, but most of the time they want to be The One That Tames Him. The problem with that is either he doesn’t get tamed, or he decided on his own to slow down and is playing along to soothe her ego.

                    • RewindingtonMaximus

                      You’re right, it is all ego. And that pretty much becomes a picture perfect reflection into how much of a d i c k someone is, because all of that talking really never proved anything.

                      It always comes down to people wanting things the way they want it, knowing good and damn well their reasons don’t make sense, and have no true purpose.

                  • I always assume men who are interested in “inexperienced women” are also interested in prepubescent girls.

                    • RewindingtonMaximus

                      Not at all times, but I definitely understand why you’d think that way. It isn’t hard to plot on a teenage girl when she’s got a body like stunner.

                      All the more reason why I am still confused as to why people loathe older men and younger women but accept younger men and older women, when it’s the same problem regardless.

                    • Maybe the anatomy of how an o r g a s m happens in women vs men accounts for what men will accept s e x u a l l y. A warm hole is enough for some men. Women require so much more to be satisfied so the thought of some inexperienced man trying to hunch with me is a terrifying thought.

                    • RewindingtonMaximus

                      I get that. But what I’m saying is does you wanting to get yours always have to be the key factor? Like it aint enough to just enjoy turning someone else out, and helping them gain skills they never had before, that you can in turn manipulate to your own satisfaction?

                    • Kema

                      Uhh…. No. Now that would be ego. I just want to have a good… scratch that GREAT time!

                    • RewindingtonMaximus

                      I’m all for a great time, but it isn’t gonna be perfect with everyone.

                    • There’s no guarantee that I can teach a man how to be the kind of man I enjoy in the bed. No thank you. I just wanna get mines and help you get yours. Those who can’t do, teach.

                    • RewindingtonMaximus

                      Ok. I don’t get it, but ok.

                    • I’m only speaking for myself here, but I gain nothing from being that person to “teach a dog new tricks”. I don’t care nothing about that.

                  • Pinks

                    Can you blame us, though? So many of us have trouble reaching the O in the sky already, without the interference of some bumbling fool who thinks it’s OK to twist ni pples like radio dials. Add to that we’re usually conditioned to be prey and not the hunter, I can see how it might give a woman pause to get with a novice.

                    • RewindingtonMaximus

                      See, I know in your mind that makes a lot of sense. The problem with that very same logic is the fact that later on, the same women question the man as to why he does the things he does. Every woman’s body is different. To be good at it, we have to be with a number of women until we get the hang of the game, and learn that even though each woman is different, a lot of the same skills can be applied.

                      I figured a more intimate scenario is trying to help someone learn to be comfortable with the entire act, and then learn your body like a road map, so that all actions are SPECIFICALLY for you.

                      But each time I’ve asked about this, I read or hear something that says the complete opposite.

                    • Pinks

                      Can you educate your bredren, then? I know of too many who think they can apply the same tired tongue flicks to every klit and be Gucci. This really all just comes down to being honest and open about what you want, don’t want, and could possibly like more.

                    • RewindingtonMaximus

                      You’re not listening.

                      How can I…a guy…teach other men how to eat pumpum?

                      Like for real? I’m being serious. It’s yours. Like you gotta tell them how to eat it,

                      You never once in your life heard of a class where a man puts a woman on a table, spread eagle, teaching dudes how to eat her box out.

                      Come on now, yall tripping.

                    • Pinks

                      Negro, I’m not telling you to teach them how to eat; they need to be taught that every woman is different!

                      MY point is that there are men who think they can use the same moves and get away with it for every woman. YOUR point is that we need to tell them they can’t. We saying the same da mn thing, chump lol

                    • RewindingtonMaximus

                      Ok I misread that.

                      But I’m in Queens now, you call me a chump again, I’ma find you woman!

                      Real talk though, that’s why I’m asking my question. If we could take ego out the equation, instead of having someone who is a pro in the sheets, wouldn’t it work well if you had a dude you trained to do everything you like for your body?

                    • Pinks

                      c h u m p.

                      I think the “training” aspect is what’s throwing me off. I’m not tryna coach you up, playa. I’d rather you pay attention, take my cues and possibly some discussion afterward while we sipping cold apple juice, and work on improving self from there. One of the sexiest things is a man wanting to please his woman and taking the initiative. I’ll help a little, but I’m not trying to lead the charge, if that makes sense.

                    • RewindingtonMaximus

                      I’m not trying to be stereotypical, but it’s just everytime I converse on this topic with a woman, she says exactly what you says. Makes the whole idea seem burdeonsome , and I don’t know how it could be that bad. It almost makes it out to seem that the man is so weak and pathetic that if he can’t come preequipped with skills from the beginning, the whole idea is a waste of time for yall.

                      I’m not saying you’re teaching a man prek-12th grade info when it comes to the nay nay. I’m saying, it’s your body, and if he’s willing to learn, why would it be so crazy to find a groove that works for the both of yall? You’re already saying you’d do it with a man who already had the experience. What would say the inexperienced person wouldn’t make it his goal to please you?

                      If I met a virgin, I’d probably not want to be her first, but if she and I were real cool, and just had a good connection, I wouldn’t mind working with her on that because I’d assume teamwork would make the dream work.

                    • Pinks

                      I’m not saying he has to have ALL the chexual tools prior to dealing with me, but 95.8 percent of them. Of course, if you’re invested enough in a person even just for a FWB situation, you want to be their ally and give some pointers so y’all are both maximizing a positive experience, but I’m thinking in terms of actually having to TEACH. Like, instead of saying “Baby I like the tongue inside, take it off the klit” you’re there explaining the difference between the klit and the labia and why he can’t pull on it with his teeth. Who has the time?!

                    • Choccie

                      “…..learn that even though each woman is different, a lot of the same skills can be applied.”

                      *copies, pastes and sends*

            • ugh V-Cards are so passe -___- my first time was a fiasco, and painful, and it wasn’t even fun. Who wants to deal that?

              • My first time wasn’t the best ever, but at least I got decent. LOL

                • We didn’t even finish. There was a whole bunch of position changes, because I couldn’t get to a point where it didn’t hurt. Then…my bf’s ride came and we didn’t even get to finish -___- soooooo dumb

              • Yea, I never understood this either. I didn’t start having really good s e x until my 20th time or so.

                • Girl. The whole first year of doing the deed (well…I can’t say the full year…there was a 2 year hiatus after a few months of doing the deed) but still, it took me a while to figure out MY body and figure out what I needed to do and have done to reach nirvana.

                  • This is such a catch-22 though because once you do figure out what it is you like and find someone who takes you “there”, you can’t accept anything less.

                    • SOOOO factual. For YEARS I’ve thought I just wasn’t into oral presentations. Next thing I know my ex showed me the WAY! Now I’m just thinking “look how long it took me to find HIM…where I’mma find this again?” smh I miss him.

                    • Lol so many people sing the praises of f e l l a t i o to me and I don’t get it. I’ll pass every time. I request it not to be done. Just gimme the d i c k because that’s why I’m here.

                    • Girl…I was firmly in your camp. But this summer >_> I was like WAIT A MINUTE! THIS is how it should feel?! smh I’m getting shimmers just thinking about it!

                    • I’m not going to hold my breathe waiting for that moment to happen. I’ve had my fair share of “I can make you _______ with no hands” speeches and it’s always the same.

                    • As have I. However, they always left me feeling disappointed in the performance. I’m like lets just get to the main event. I STILL prefer the D over anything, but I realize that I can also exceedingly enjoy oral presentations!

                    • Pinks

                      Wait, you mean cunning linguistics?

                    • Yes ma’am. I’ll throw some neck without hesitation but I don’t require it on myself.

                    • Pinks

                      Whew, chile.

                      I ain’t that evolved yet. I’ve been known to just request the sloppy toppy so I can go to sleep and I got you tomorrow lmao

                    • You’re terrible!!! LOL!!!

                    • QuirlyGirly

                      LOL! #tellthemwhyyouhere

                • Kema

                  Girl!!! I thought s e x was something women did to make men happy until I found that O many sessions later.

              • Pinks

                Soooo awkward. Those poor Barbie sheets.

                • LMAO nooooo. Not the barbie sheets!

                  • Pinks

                    His sister’s sheets. SMDH

                    • awww….that’s man…shaking my head :(

                    • Pinks

                      The whole situation was one big fail. He hit me up randomly about it the other day too. Like if you ont geeecchoooo gaahhhdammmnnnnnnn

                • My friend took her bf’s V card in highschool. The story was…pathetically cute. I was like “aww that’s sweet” but then I was also like “but eww…before y’all even started he came on your leg?!” vir gins are NOT the wave.

    • Maybe but you’re not in it for the loving, you’re in it for the love. Also, practice makes perfect.

      • ain’t no love without lovin’ for me.

    • panamajackson

      I’m saying, if you’re going to be in this actual relationship with somebody, then you might as well. Taht’s the idea here…you’ve managed to make it to the point where you are both going to go in.

    • Pinks

      I’d like to think the chexual interrelations are part of healthy relationship development operations.

      • miss t-lee

        They are.

    • Lol

    • RewindingtonMaximus

      You’ve got some wack D stories, don’t you?

      • I have one yea lol. Mostly I have been fortunate to get the decent to extraordinary D. But there was this ONE guy >_> I was like dawg…don’t ever waste my time like this again/

        • RewindingtonMaximus

          buahahaha. What does a guy usually do to start that very fast decent to “what the fuck is this”?

          • For me, a #selfishFUCK is the quickest way to get judged. Like #FuckIsThis?!

            • RewindingtonMaximus

              Well you can say fuck no matter what on here, it’s the other stuff that’s the problem, but good find!

              • LOL I never know what causes the issue.

          • Btw, I think I firgured out how to cuss unencumbered on Disqus ^_^

            • Pinks

              Teach me your ways, sensei

            • Lea Thrace

              BUT HOW?!!

              • lol make it a hashtag. But think you gotta make it like at least two words like #FuckThisShit or #DisqusIsAss

                • #FuckMods

                • Me

                  Testing 3… #cumshots

                • Me

                  Genius!

                • QuirlyGirly

                  Hooray for Twilisha for breaking the code!!

        • Pinks

          Me too. Even worse is when he thinks he did a good job and tries to remind you of it.

          • LOL I never called homie again. I was offended.

        • miss t-lee

          This is why you have to let them know.

  • Me

    And here we have the ultimate goal of this series. Y’all knew cuffing while celibate was just some newcomer’s misguided understanding of how things work so y’all went through this belabored exercise to teach the newcomers how to really cuff because newcomers are always the troublemakers. Moral of the story: Smash.

    • panamajackson

      LOL. You have to read the rest to fully get what I’m saying. The point isn’t smash. Its once you have somebody you feel like you can open up with fully in a relationship, and you’re both on the same page, then you can let go of that need to hold out.

      • Me

        All I got was if you not smashing then you just pre-courting in the middle of cuffing season (i.e. cuffing wrong). That just means you’ll be spending the hot months dealing with the post-honeymoon phase, and we all know folks like to act a fool when it’s hot. So go on and smash since it’s gonna happen anyway.

        • panamajackson

          Folks like to act a fool when its hot unless they found somebody worth acting right for.

          • RewindingtonMaximus

            I always wonder what difference that makes if you live in a place that’s hot all the time.

            • panamajackson

              I remember seeing a graphic once that said cuffing season doesnt exist like below Virginia. lol

              • RewindingtonMaximus

                That’s probably why people from the South don’t known what it’s like to choke somebody out after getting stuck in the house with someone for 72 hours straight due to a snowstorm.

                • panamajackson

                  Not completely true. I remember in high school we got some ice and the state of Alabama declared a state of emergency for a week.

                  To be fair, we were literally sitting on ICE. No snow, the entire city I was in was covered in a literal sheet of ice so it was treacherous.

                  • Question. Do you remember back in 2010 when DC was shut down for a week after that damb blizzard????!

                  • RewindingtonMaximus

                    Ok I can take that, as it is rare. But I know it’s different when you have these Northeast winters and EXPECT s h i t to be bad.

                  • dmcmillian72

                    I remember this… My Sister was at UA when this happened. I was so jealous! I was living in Illinois at the time, and they don’t shut down ANY DAMN THING, even when there’s 3 feet of snow, so I was trudging to work through that while she was warm in her dorm room because the entire state of AL was closed!

              • Me

                I cosign this as a southern transplant

                • Sigma_Since 93

                  I was told early in my Southern living days the only thing open after eleven are legs.

  • Soooo. Cuffing while celibate is really the 90-day rule?

    • PhlyyPhree

      BASICALLY

    • panamajackson

      You know, I hadn’t thought of it that way, but I suppose that could work as a proxy. But, I’m also saying that once you actually go in with somebody that you feel like you can spend your non-cuffing season with, and you’re both on the same page (I say this on the rest of the post on TVOne), then you can engage.

      • It just seems like the “cuffing while celibate” phrasing was all about branding lol. Because I feel like one of the tenets that drive the 90-day rule is this fear/concern/apprehension about the dude just trying to smash and dash. Or feeling like if you smash too early (early being relative, of course) the dude will say you’re a Cardi B and not an Ayesha Curry (Sorry. Had to do it!). So you do all these things that are non-sexual with hopes of creating some bond that isn’t reliant on chex.

        The major difference, it seems, is that this 90-day rule thing is happening during the colder months.

        • panamajackson

          That’s not an unfair explanation. But, if that works, and it happens to be during the colder months that are deemed “cuffing season”, then hey it turns out it is cuffing while celibate…til it gets warm.

  • uNk

    So as we come to this conclusion, I now have a better understanding of this whole…”thing.” Now if a woman wants to wait for s e x until she feels we are building a legit relationship, I have patience for that. I wouldn’t have titled it cuffing while celibate because it just throws in confusion to the folks who actually do cuffing season the right way. This is just a woman wanting to wait until a relationship is built/building and im here for that.

    • panamajackson

      Real talk, I wouldn’t have completely titled it cuffing while celibate either, but powers that be and what not. However, that’s the point…trying to get to the real deal.

      • uNk

        A brotha can work with that

    • I would rather a woman say she’s celibate than “waiting”. If I thought there was a magic code to get the draws off, I would be very frustrated every time I failed.

      • uNk

        Nah lol “waiting” isn’t enough for me. I’m going to need for her to complete that phrase on the time frame. I don’t have time for somebody who isn’t sure if they want to have s e x or when they want to have it.

  • Not doing it can be a poor decision just like you can have a regrettable encounter. I have respect for people that have the ability to go “Well, this isn’t working for me.”

    • So few can take that L with pride and dignity though. Most men can’t, and quiet as its kept, neither can a lot of women.

      • It comes with maturity. At least it does for some people. I can appreciate people taking a stance and all but there’s no great virtue in being hard headed.

    • RewindingtonMaximus

      Hyping up anything has no true value if you’re not gonna temper yourself to realize disappointment is possible.

    • Choccie

      “Well, this isn’t working for me” <<<< the day I embraced this…. true liberation, I tell you.

      • QuirlyGirly

        I embraced it too and I am good. I mean I have moments but for the most part i’m good.

  • Wild Cougar

    I don’t get celibacy. I’ve tried to get it. I don’t.

    • It sounds nice but is just silly.

    • curlsbythe#

      I tell guys that I don’t want to have chex with that I’m celibate, bc…..evil. That’s the only use I see for it. The actual practice of celibacy? No purpose.
      #repostedbecausemoderationwontletmebegreat

  • Brass Tacks

    I have exorcised the demons… This house is clear.

  • Sounds like cuffing while celibate is a lost cause. #MinusWell stay single if the goal is to be celibate. Cuffing creates way too many opportunities to get pregnant.

    • RewindingtonMaximus

      And to make your crotch area into a petri dish for STDs.

      I always get the feeling that people will say they will tell you if they are smashing other people, but feel it isn’t your business on the flip side, and not tell you when they do certain things.

      • True. I don’t have time to be out here stressed about what other women someone could be smashing or “talking to”. Staying single eliminates a myriad of issues that come with active dating, cuffing, etc. Being celibate only works with someone else if that other person is also focused on being celibate.

        One person having a vested interest in being celibate is a recipe for disaster.

      • uNk

        People get nosey though. Just know that I am currently single and mingling for the moment….who, what, when, how many and how many times…..I just feel like these aren’t things you are not entitled to just talking with somebody. If you don’t trust me and don’t want to go further, I respect that.

        • RewindingtonMaximus

          That’s how I’m looking at it too. I just appreciate it if people can be upfront, but that’s how I do things.

        • Pinks

          Nah, I think it’s my business if we smashing and you smashing other people. I don’t want to know her name or how good she is, but you should at least give me the opportunity to decide if I want to be a part of that or not. And, health reasons.

          • uNk

            Yea, I will definitely let you know I mess around, but not all the details though

          • RewindingtonMaximus

            I’m not saying know all the details, but just be upfront about smashing other folks, period.

            • Pinks

              Hate to be that one, but in my experience men have had a TERRIBLE time accepting that their beats is beating on something else. Unless he started out as the side dude – today has bred a different level of slimeball. Cats are out here with the sole purpose of being boyfriend #2. I wonder what pride they take in saying they di cked down Tyrone’s boo.

              • RewindingtonMaximus

                All the benefits of a girlfriend, without the cost. Same as a side chick.

                I don’t agree, but I can see the potential. I get to smash, but she aint sleeping over or yakking my ear off for the entire day. No cute texts about <3 luv u boo all day, but just a simple "I need it" text instead.

                But I'm just not down for the cheaters brigade.

                • Pinks

                  That never worked for me. I want to send the “I need it” text but can we play a game of Uno or something too? Can you feed me? I like to eat.

                  I’ll go home after that.

                  • uNk

                    “can we play a game of Uno or something too? Can you feed me? I like to eat”

                    almost sounds like…..can we play like its some sort of fun home date, but in reality im giving you these draws Lol

                    • Pinks

                      Exactly. I’m not above smash and dash, but it’s not my preferred method of sexuation.

                  • RewindingtonMaximus

                    lmao you are the worst

                • DBoySlim

                  I was boyfriend #2 once. It was great. For a while…

                  • RewindingtonMaximus

                    Willing to be it all came crashing down though right?

                    • DBoySlim

                      It didn’t crash down. More like a slow fade.

              • uNk

                Its a difficult time in todays world to be someone’s only one. I remember when that song came out and how many women were into it and loved it…..I didn’t date for a year lol

    • Sigma_Since 93

      doesn’t smashing in general create the same opportunities????

      • uNk

        No, only because…..smashing somebody once or twice and you are more likely to to grab a condo m, but close with somebody during the winter and under the covers laid up for an extended period of time? I know I wouldn’t reach in my drawer EVERY time

        • Sigma_Since 93

          The mere thought of a pre swimmer baby would make me strap up despite her hitting jimmy with the moist phat spoon under the covers.

      • Lol yes but cuffing is counterproductive if the goal is to be celibate. You can’t be guaranteed that whoever you wind up cuffing is also going to want to be celibate. It’s hard to convince someone new to NOT have s e x if that’s something that they’re used to.

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