Comments on: bonkers: five signs you’re dealing with a crazy-ass bastard

By: Amber

Amber — Thu, 07 Apr 2011 20:40:57 +0000

I seriously can’t stop laughing about Agatha from Minority Report. Anyway, this article is all very subjective. I get upset (and I don’t know why) when people talk about food. For instance, if my mom calls me and says that she had an amazing dinner, and then tells me specifically what she had, I get sad inside. Or if I go out to dinner and a friend asks me what I had then I also get sad. I am banned from a Big Lots for “taking pictures of and videotaping the customers”. I also cry and once again, I have no clue why, almost everytime I have sex. Don’t worry, I don’t let that hinder my boyfriend from “finishing”. Anyway, my point is (despite popular belief) that I am overall a pretty normal person.

By: Crystal Marie

Crystal Marie — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 19:12:40 +0000

I… I.. I… I can’t stop laughing. I literally CRIED reading this article. *hiccup* I don’t know if it resonates bc maybe I’ve sorta kinda been there, or because it’s just funny. My cubi partners are confused about what’s going on. I would like to do work today… but I can’t. I just keep moving from post to post. God help the children I’m supporting to be writing grants for. SMH.

By: Jasmine

Jasmine — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 08:37:04 +0000

I knew this guy was crazy when he removed a tampon from my vagina before sex.

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By: CreoleInDC

CreoleInDC — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 18:22:51 +0000

Here by way of Hostess. I checked in at 1:15 pm, it’s currently 2:22 pm and I have laughed for a SOLID HOUR. You guys are FABULOUS!

By: chaoticdiva

chaoticdiva — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 10:16:11 +0000

Why does this sound familiar?

Like d*mn. #1 hits pretty close to home. And 2-5 as well.

Ok, so I date crazy men. Yes, CRAZY MEN.

Well, at least I used to. Before I ~~became Joan of Arc~~ learned to choose them much more wisely.

But this was a hi-la-rious post. Yes, I had to break the word down because it was hard to stifle my laughter during this wee hour de la noche.

But yea, dating did make me a bit crazy. But at least I’m the fun crazy. I get no complaints.

By: Lili

Lili — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 03:55:03 +0000

@Madame Zenobia,
You broke that down quite well. I concur.

By: Monk

Monk — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 01:42:22 +0000

@The Champ,

This is very true.

By: Madame Zenobia

Madame Zenobia — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 01:37:08 +0000

@Deviant,
It depends – are you being dismissive or honestly trying to direct the convo in a more productive direction. If you’re saying calm down to change the topic or you really don’t care about her side of things then yes, you’re being patronizing.

If you’re saying calm down because she escalates even the smallest disagreements into a loud, neck-rolling, finger snapping argument. (IE, you want pepperoni pizza but she wants sausage.)

Or you say calm down because the conversation is going way off to left field. (IE – the conversation was about trying to find some time to spend together this weekend leads to how you not being able to re-arrange your schedule means you’ll be a terrible father who won’t ever spend time with your kids.) Then yeah, that might denote craziness – at the very least it denotes immaturity.

By: Nicki Sunshine

Nicki Sunshine — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 23:35:35 +0000

@Me fail english?, WOW… he snatched your feet up. What the effe? He’s been watching too much Boomerang.