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clutching the pearls: the 4 sexiest scenes in black movie history

she hate me

**in reverse order**

4. alex guerrero (dania ramirez) and fatima goodrich (kerry washington) in “she hate me”

forget about the fact that the movie went in more directions than pee with a bad prostate. instead, lets remember the surprisingly spontaneous electric sexual energy on screen as two of hollywood’s bangingest women mounted each other in the kitchen, a scene making me wish i died and was reincarnated as one of dania ramirez’s hands.

i definitely didn’t see that one coming, and, well, i just filled my double entendre quota for the day

3. ezekiel “easy” rawlins (denzel washington) and coretta james (lisa nicole carson) in “devil in a blue dress”



makes the cut for three reasons:

—if you asked every black american women and every black american man in 1995 which actor/actress they’d most like to f*ck, denzel and brickhouse thick lisa nicole would have easily had the most votes

—the sheer sexual audacious of coretta riding easy into submission while her husband was sleeping on the couch five freaking feet away!!!

—six words: sweaty-ass fully clothed chair sex

2. tommy (dmx) and kisha (taral hicks) in “belly”

***click here. nsfw (not safe for work)***

—even though the scene only lasted about ten seconds, dmx’s tommy broke innocent ass taral hicks chocolately back in such an intensely animalistic way that i bet at least 231 of the women reading this list today will get tingles down there just thinking about it. liz might even squirt

1. lyric (jada pinkett smith) and jason alexander (allen payne) in “jason’s lyric”

***click here. dpawuyawtgf (don’t play at work unless your ass wants to get fired)***

although black cinema isn’t particularly known for its sex scenes, jason and lyric’s surprisingly explicit romp in the dandelions and sh*t is definitely one of the all-time best, regardless of genre.

in fact, this scene is so intense and realistic that will smith bars any and all memorabilia from the movie in his house and apparently threw his weight around hollywood to make sure allen payne never got another good gig¹.

although i know i’m right, i’m sure most of you will disagree.

any amendments?

¹there’s a 54% chance that i’m lying.

—the champ

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Damon Young is the editor-in-chief of VSB. He is also a contributing editor for EBONY.com. He lives in Pittsburgh, and he really likes pancakes. Reach him at damon@verysmartbrothas.com. Or don't.

  • http://singlesisterspeak.wordpress.com Jac

    Nice four…not at all what I would’ve expected…

    I can’t think of any amendments so I’m going to read up on what the others say!

    • http://www.myspace.com/thagrindaholic BLUNTBLAZER

      @Jac,
      …….*raises hand*…….umm jasons lyric fuq boney jada whata bout treach bonin that thick ash chick with the braids?*sits down*

      • shay_d_lady

        @BLUNTBLAZER, you talkin bout when they were in the alley? LOL

        • http://www.myspace.com/thagrindaholic BLUNTBLAZER

          @shay_d_lady,
          yesumm

          • http://pursuitofpleasure.wordpress.com Jac

            @BLUNTBLAZER,

            See…yall nastier than I am…LOL

          • http://pursuitofpleasure.wordpress.com Jac

            @BLUNTBLAZER,

            See…yall nastier than I am…LOL

        • http://www.myspace.com/thagrindaholic BLUNTBLAZER

          @shay_d_lady,
          yesumm

      • shay_d_lady

        @BLUNTBLAZER, you talkin bout when they were in the alley? LOL

      • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

        @BLUNTBLAZER,

        whata bout treach bonin that thick ash chick with the braids?*

        honorable mention because i didnt wanna have the same actress (lisa nicole carson) on the list twice

        • K to the…

          @The Champ,

          dang, I forgot, that was her getting down in the alley.

        • K to the…

          @The Champ,

          dang, I forgot, that was her getting down in the alley.

      • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

        @BLUNTBLAZER,

        whata bout treach bonin that thick ash chick with the braids?*

        honorable mention because i didnt wanna have the same actress (lisa nicole carson) on the list twice

      • Peysonic Temple

        @BLUNTBLAZER, that chick is schizophrenic now and she was on ER back in the day. I think…

        • WuDaMan

          @Peysonic Temple,

          Lonely teardrop. she’s a baaaaad biddie

          • http://www.myspace.com/thagrindaholic BLUNTBLAZER

            @WuDaMan,
            yea id still bang she was fyyyyyyyyyne

          • http://www.myspace.com/thagrindaholic BLUNTBLAZER

            @WuDaMan,
            yea id still bang she was fyyyyyyyyyne

        • WuDaMan

          @Peysonic Temple,

          Lonely teardrop. she’s a baaaaad biddie

      • Peysonic Temple

        @BLUNTBLAZER, that chick is schizophrenic now and she was on ER back in the day. I think…

    • http://www.myspace.com/thagrindaholic BLUNTBLAZER

      @Jac,
      …….*raises hand*…….umm jasons lyric fuq boney jada whata bout treach bonin that thick ash chick with the braids?*sits down*

  • http://singlesisterspeak.wordpress.com Jac

    Nice four…not at all what I would’ve expected…

    I can’t think of any amendments so I’m going to read up on what the others say!

  • http://brandonsaintrandy.wordpress.com Brandon St. Randy

    #5 Byron Long and Cherokee D’Ass in Booty Talk Vol. 912. Or if you’re old school like me, Jake Steed and Tabitha in….well hell, I don’t know what movie it was, but I got it on my hard drive if you want me to send it to you.

    • http://singlesisterspeak.wordpress.com Jac

      @Brandon St. Randy,

      Jake Steed got me addicted to pron @ a very early age…I watched tons and tons of DVDs

      • shay_d_lady

        @Jac, LOL the first porno I ever watched was with Vanessa Del Rio.. I looked her up after I heard her mentioned in Digital Undergrounds freaks of the industry and I didnt catch the reference….
        plus my friends said she was Debbie Allen and Phylicia Rashad’s sister….
        LMAO

        • http://pursuitofpleasure.wordpress.com Jac

          @shay_d_lady,

          Girl…i love pron…it’s like an addiction i need it…

        • http://pursuitofpleasure.wordpress.com Jac

          @shay_d_lady,

          Girl…i love pron…it’s like an addiction i need it…

        • ElleBella_ATL_Playa

          @shay_d_lady,

          I have heard that for years and that was my first too, for the very same reasons!!! Yay!

        • ElleBella_ATL_Playa

          @shay_d_lady,

          I have heard that for years and that was my first too, for the very same reasons!!! Yay!

        • Lady I

          @shay_d_lady,

          Her book is selling on amazon for $560!!!

          http://www.amazon.com/Vanessa-Fifty-Slightly-Slutty-Behavior/dp/3822822302

        • Lady I

          @shay_d_lady,

          Her book is selling on amazon for $560!!!

          http://www.amazon.com/Vanessa-Fifty-Slightly-Slutty-Behavior/dp/3822822302

      • shay_d_lady

        @Jac, LOL the first porno I ever watched was with Vanessa Del Rio.. I looked her up after I heard her mentioned in Digital Undergrounds freaks of the industry and I didnt catch the reference….
        plus my friends said she was Debbie Allen and Phylicia Rashad’s sister….
        LMAO

      • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

        @Jac,

        Jake Steed got me addicted to pron @ a very early age…I watched tons and tons of DVDs

        you were watching dvds? lol, when “freaks, hoes, and flows” was popular, i was still watching tapes.

        • http://pursuitofpleasure.wordpress.com Jac

          @The Champ,

          Mhmmm….someone had made them bootlegged for a family member and I raided the collection :D

          And I wanna say…we only had one DVD player now we have like 10…sad…

        • http://pursuitofpleasure.wordpress.com Jac

          @The Champ,

          Mhmmm….someone had made them bootlegged for a family member and I raided the collection :D

          And I wanna say…we only had one DVD player now we have like 10…sad…

      • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

        @Jac,

        Jake Steed got me addicted to pron @ a very early age…I watched tons and tons of DVDs

        you were watching dvds? lol, when “freaks, hoes, and flows” was popular, i was still watching tapes.

    • http://singlesisterspeak.wordpress.com Jac

      @Brandon St. Randy,

      Jake Steed got me addicted to pron @ a very early age…I watched tons and tons of DVDs

    • miss t-lee

      @Brandon St. Randy,
      I was waiting to see how long it would take for the pron references. to pop out. (pun intended)
      *adds this one to the list of ones to watch*

    • miss t-lee

      @Brandon St. Randy,
      I was waiting to see how long it would take for the pron references. to pop out. (pun intended)
      *adds this one to the list of ones to watch*

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      @Brandon St. Randy,

      you know, i actually met cherokee a couple years ago. apparently she was on a prohomotional tour and she was in the shoe store next to my barbershop, signing calenders. she’s much smaller in person than i thought she’d be.

      • Miss Patterson

        @The Champ, pro-homo-tional?
        is that a typo, Champ? or were you being witty? I’m not sure, since I don’t know who cherokee is.
        vsb: where curiosity usually leads to innocently googling a pron star, at work.

        • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

          @Miss Patterson,

          lol. what do you think?

        • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

          @Miss Patterson,

          lol. what do you think?

      • Miss Patterson

        @The Champ, pro-homo-tional?
        is that a typo, Champ? or were you being witty? I’m not sure, since I don’t know who cherokee is.
        vsb: where curiosity usually leads to innocently googling a pron star, at work.

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      @Brandon St. Randy,

      you know, i actually met cherokee a couple years ago. apparently she was on a prohomotional tour and she was in the shoe store next to my barbershop, signing calenders. she’s much smaller in person than i thought she’d be.

    • http://blkbond.blogspot.com BlkBond

      @Brandon St. Randy,

      I was on those Ron Hightower movies “My Baby Got Back”. Before that, I picked up intial cues from Tom Byron and Sean Michaels. I watch Justin Slayer now, he’s consistent, the women are amateurs/borderline professional which makes it more authentic, and it’s just good porn….

      Bond.

      • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

        @BlkBond,

        it’s just good porn

        definitely a t-shirt

      • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

        @BlkBond,

        it’s just good porn

        definitely a t-shirt

    • http://blkbond.blogspot.com BlkBond

      @Brandon St. Randy,

      I was on those Ron Hightower movies “My Baby Got Back”. Before that, I picked up intial cues from Tom Byron and Sean Michaels. I watch Justin Slayer now, he’s consistent, the women are amateurs/borderline professional which makes it more authentic, and it’s just good porn….

      Bond.

  • http://brandonsaintrandy.wordpress.com Brandon St. Randy

    #5 Byron Long and Cherokee D’Ass in Booty Talk Vol. 912. Or if you’re old school like me, Jake Steed and Tabitha in….well hell, I don’t know what movie it was, but I got it on my hard drive if you want me to send it to you.

  • http://thismayconcernyou.com thismayconcernyou

    I move that we add the scene from Love Jones between between Darius & Nina if not for anything but the mellosmooth mix of “Sumthin Sumthin” getting me mad play in college …

    Is there a second?

    • Miss Patterson

      @thismayconcernyou, JINX! well kind of…i hadn’t read your comment yet.

    • Miss Patterson

      @thismayconcernyou, JINX! well kind of…i hadn’t read your comment yet.

    • http://www.sistersoundoff.blogspot.com Cheekie

      @thismayconcernyou,

      Double jinx…lol

      • http://thismayconcernyou.com thismayconcernyou

        @Cheekie @Miss Patterson, yeah, yeah … lol … y’all cool … It’s one that sticks, though … y’all know.

      • http://thismayconcernyou.com thismayconcernyou

        @Cheekie @Miss Patterson, yeah, yeah … lol … y’all cool … It’s one that sticks, though … y’all know.

    • http://www.sistersoundoff.blogspot.com Cheekie

      @thismayconcernyou,

      Double jinx…lol

    • TLC

      @thismayconcernyou,

      I SO was going to mention this!!!…lol!!!!

    • TLC

      @thismayconcernyou,

      I SO was going to mention this!!!…lol!!!!

    • http://stickwithyocat.blogspot.com/ V.E.G.

      @thismayconcernyou,

      You get my vote.

    • http://stickwithyocat.blogspot.com/ V.E.G.

      @thismayconcernyou,

      You get my vote.

    • http://www.myspace.com/thagrindaholic BLUNTBLAZER

      @thismayconcernyou,
      u aint gotta say to much – that made the panties loose

      • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

        @BLUNTBLAZER,

        “u aint gotta say to much – that made the panties loose”

        saying this to another guy: 81.6 percent gay

        • http://www.sistersoundoff.blogspot.com Cheekie

          @The Champ,

          And it comes across as saying it made HIS panties loose.

          lmfao…I love how the gay scale is continuing throughout forever on VSB.

          • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

            @Cheekie,

            lmfao…I love how the gay scale is continuing throughout forever on VSB.

            vsb.com: where jokes are run into the ground like septic tanks

          • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

            @Cheekie,

            lmfao…I love how the gay scale is continuing throughout forever on VSB.

            vsb.com: where jokes are run into the ground like septic tanks

        • http://www.sistersoundoff.blogspot.com Cheekie

          @The Champ,

          And it comes across as saying it made HIS panties loose.

          lmfao…I love how the gay scale is continuing throughout forever on VSB.

        • http://www.myspace.com/thagrindaholic BLUNTBLAZER

          @The Champ,
          huh im talkin bout tha song you play that around some breezys panties get so loose they fall. champ u reachin dogg like smokey say “naw, naw i aint wit that funny shii”

        • http://www.myspace.com/thagrindaholic BLUNTBLAZER

          @The Champ,
          huh im talkin bout tha song you play that around some breezys panties get so loose they fall. champ u reachin dogg like smokey say “naw, naw i aint wit that funny shii”

      • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

        @BLUNTBLAZER,

        “u aint gotta say to much – that made the panties loose”

        saying this to another guy: 81.6 percent gay

    • http://www.myspace.com/thagrindaholic BLUNTBLAZER

      @thismayconcernyou,
      u aint gotta say to much – that made the panties loose

  • http://thismayconcernyou.com thismayconcernyou

    I move that we add the scene from Love Jones between between Darius & Nina if not for anything but the mellosmooth mix of “Sumthin Sumthin” getting me mad play in college …

    Is there a second?

  • Miss Patterson

    shoooot. i still remember that scene from jason’s lyric, vividly. and i saw that more than a decade ago. d@mn. i need to fan myself. good job. i can’t think of any others.

    what about the love jones sex scene? that was kind of steamy. when they were lying there in separate rooms and each of them got all hot and bothered and then larenz tate went upstairs.

    oh and um….any slightly s3xual scene with idris on the wire made me pant a little. i remember specifically one scene where he gave donette this juicy a$$ kiss and then picked her up around his waist.

    is it hot in here? anyway, that’s all i got.

    • http://www.sistersoundoff.blogspot.com Cheekie

      @Miss Patterson,

      “oh and um….any slightly s3xual scene with idris on the wire made me pant a little. i remember specifically one scene where he gave donette this juicy a$$ kiss and then picked her up around his waist.”

      That gave me shivers upon first seeing that scene and it still does upon mention. When that husky velvet voice said D’Angelo didn’t know what he was missing and the hot gaze he gave her?! Every red AND blue blooded woman wanted to be on the receiving end of that look. DAYUM. *fans self like crazy*

      I need to go to sleep…lol

      • Miss Patterson

        @Cheekie, i’m taking myself to bed too. i can’t read stuff like this before my nightly prayers. :)

        • http://www.myspace.com/thagrindaholic BLUNTBLAZER

          @Miss Patterson, lol

        • http://www.myspace.com/thagrindaholic BLUNTBLAZER

          @Miss Patterson, lol

      • Miss Patterson

        @Cheekie, i’m taking myself to bed too. i can’t read stuff like this before my nightly prayers. :)

    • http://www.sistersoundoff.blogspot.com Cheekie

      @Miss Patterson,

      “oh and um….any slightly s3xual scene with idris on the wire made me pant a little. i remember specifically one scene where he gave donette this juicy a$$ kiss and then picked her up around his waist.”

      That gave me shivers upon first seeing that scene and it still does upon mention. When that husky velvet voice said D’Angelo didn’t know what he was missing and the hot gaze he gave her?! Every red AND blue blooded woman wanted to be on the receiving end of that look. DAYUM. *fans self like crazy*

      I need to go to sleep…lol

    • overitinNYC

      @Miss Patterson, and idris just slowly unzipped her sweater? JBANAWIE! I aint neva telling yall what means lol, its between me and BBJ.

      I was going too add Love Jones, I totally had a crush on Larenz Tate since Menace II Society (don’t judge me) and Love Jones.

      • Miss Patterson

        @overitinNYC, why you all up on my man, girl? i told you to chill on your daydreaming about idris. this has got to stop or you can’t watch my box sets no mo’!

      • Miss Patterson

        @overitinNYC, why you all up on my man, girl? i told you to chill on your daydreaming about idris. this has got to stop or you can’t watch my box sets no mo’!

      • http://www.sistersoundoff.blogspot.com Cheekie

        @overitinNYC,

        That zipper shot was so dope, they had to add it in the opening credits of that season. The zipper experienced the Big O, just from him sliding it down. lmao

      • http://www.sistersoundoff.blogspot.com Cheekie

        @overitinNYC,

        That zipper shot was so dope, they had to add it in the opening credits of that season. The zipper experienced the Big O, just from him sliding it down. lmao

    • overitinNYC

      @Miss Patterson, and idris just slowly unzipped her sweater? JBANAWIE! I aint neva telling yall what means lol, its between me and BBJ.

      I was going too add Love Jones, I totally had a crush on Larenz Tate since Menace II Society (don’t judge me) and Love Jones.

    • Omar

      @Miss Patterson,

      Honorable mention: Lisa Nicole Carson and Treach on the side of the house in Jason’s Lyric.

      • Miss Patterson

        @Omar, “spontaneous get it”

      • Miss Patterson

        @Omar, “spontaneous get it”

      • http://www.myspace.com/thagrindaholic BLUNTBLAZER

        @Omar,
        i put that above dam but das wha im talmbout jada who?

      • http://www.myspace.com/thagrindaholic BLUNTBLAZER

        @Omar,
        i put that above dam but das wha im talmbout jada who?

    • Omar

      @Miss Patterson,

      Honorable mention: Lisa Nicole Carson and Treach on the side of the house in Jason’s Lyric.

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      @Miss Patterson,

      shoooot. i still remember that scene from jason’s lyric, vividly. and i saw that more than a decade ago. d@mn. i need to fan myself. good job. i can’t think of any others.

      you know, after rewatching that clip last night (hadn’t in like 10) i don’t know if there’s been another sex scene in a black movie where both characters were obviously nude for real while shooting it.

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      @Miss Patterson,

      shoooot. i still remember that scene from jason’s lyric, vividly. and i saw that more than a decade ago. d@mn. i need to fan myself. good job. i can’t think of any others.

      you know, after rewatching that clip last night (hadn’t in like 10) i don’t know if there’s been another sex scene in a black movie where both characters were obviously nude for real while shooting it.

    • SouthernGirl

      @Miss Patterson, i’m partial to the scene in the tv store myself…knocking over cash registers and such…*whew*

      and wasn’t there a body double at some point for jada in that field scene? i vaguely remember some brush up about that. or maybe it was a rumor. *shrug*

    • SouthernGirl

      @Miss Patterson, i’m partial to the scene in the tv store myself…knocking over cash registers and such…*whew*

      and wasn’t there a body double at some point for jada in that field scene? i vaguely remember some brush up about that. or maybe it was a rumor. *shrug*

  • Miss Patterson

    shoooot. i still remember that scene from jason’s lyric, vividly. and i saw that more than a decade ago. d@mn. i need to fan myself. good job. i can’t think of any others.

    what about the love jones sex scene? that was kind of steamy. when they were lying there in separate rooms and each of them got all hot and bothered and then larenz tate went upstairs.

    oh and um….any slightly s3xual scene with idris on the wire made me pant a little. i remember specifically one scene where he gave donette this juicy a$$ kiss and then picked her up around his waist.

    is it hot in here? anyway, that’s all i got.

  • Sheffield Swats

    Unfaithful. Diane Lane and Oliver Martinez. Slapfight in the hallway.

    I know they aint black, but Oliver could pass for Creole (at least around the eyes. A little bit? No, just in my head??? DONT JUDGE ME!). And the way he tore it down, well, I’d trade him on the day of the Great Race Draft and for Taye Diggs and cash considerations.

    • http://singlesisterspeak.wordpress.com Jac

      @Sheffield Swats,

      OMG Unfaithful had some of the sexiest damn scenes in it I have ever seen and even if he ain’t black he sure f*cked her like he was!

      • Sheffield Swats

        @Jac, that scene and the one in the bathroom, where she goes back to lunch with her friends…..*hand to forehead*

        • http://singlesisterspeak.wordpress.com Jac

          @Sheffield Swats,

          that was out of control and then she sat there like she didn’t know what they were talking about…i was like wow!!

          also…the one that was the same day as the kids birthday…it was so classic how they cut the two together.

          AND WHEN SHE TOUCHED HERSELF FOR HIM

          Whew! pass me some water!

        • http://singlesisterspeak.wordpress.com Jac

          @Sheffield Swats,

          that was out of control and then she sat there like she didn’t know what they were talking about…i was like wow!!

          also…the one that was the same day as the kids birthday…it was so classic how they cut the two together.

          AND WHEN SHE TOUCHED HERSELF FOR HIM

          Whew! pass me some water!

      • Sheffield Swats

        @Jac, that scene and the one in the bathroom, where she goes back to lunch with her friends…..*hand to forehead*

    • http://singlesisterspeak.wordpress.com Jac

      @Sheffield Swats,

      OMG Unfaithful had some of the sexiest damn scenes in it I have ever seen and even if he ain’t black he sure f*cked her like he was!

    • http://www.sistersoundoff.blogspot.com Cheekie

      @Sheffield Swats,

      Oh yeah, Unfaithful!! That scene after their first romp when Diane Lane is on the train…her facial expressions as she relives every moment in her head. HOT!!! And very well-acted by Ms. Lane.

      • Miss Patterson

        @Cheekie, you ain’t never lied. and i loved that wrap dress and those heels she was rockin’ in that scene too. ok, i’m really going to bed now.

      • Miss Patterson

        @Cheekie, you ain’t never lied. and i loved that wrap dress and those heels she was rockin’ in that scene too. ok, i’m really going to bed now.

    • http://www.sistersoundoff.blogspot.com Cheekie

      @Sheffield Swats,

      Oh yeah, Unfaithful!! That scene after their first romp when Diane Lane is on the train…her facial expressions as she relives every moment in her head. HOT!!! And very well-acted by Ms. Lane.

    • http://thismayconcernyou.com thismayconcernyou

      @Sheffield Swats,

      Unfaithful is an unbelievable film. High quality. Sincere acting … and Diane Lane is high up on my list of 2520 MILFs for her performance …

      • charli skipper

        @thismayconcernyou,

        oh, yes, honey. this thread has me off to rent “unfaithful” right now. tomorrow.

        • http://ravingblacklunatic.blogspot.com Big Man

          @charli skipper,

          I really hated the chick in that movie.

          That trifling breezy gonna start banging some young foreign cat, and she gets ridiculously flagrant with her infidelity. Bathroom backshots, all in my house, dropping the kids off so you can get some yike? Biff please.

          Then, in the end, old boy finds out this slore has been stepping out on him, goes crazy cause he actually loves the tramp, and messes around and kills her jumpoff. Then, while they sitting in front of the police station, their life in shambles, their kids about to be fatherless and broke, she got the nerve to break down and be remorseful?

          I would have caught two charges that day, cause that heifer would have had to die in the car. You done humped around, got me killing a cat, and then you realize that this whole exercise was a bad idea.

          You deserve to die.

          • miss t-lee

            @Big Man,
            This is the greatest movie synopsis ever.

          • miss t-lee

            @Big Man,
            This is the greatest movie synopsis ever.

          • http://www.sistersoundoff.blogspot.com Cheekie

            @Big Man,

            Well, dayum, it’s like Richard Gere wrote the above. lmao

          • http://www.sistersoundoff.blogspot.com Cheekie

            @Big Man,

            Well, dayum, it’s like Richard Gere wrote the above. lmao

          • http://www.blacknbougie.com OneChele

            @Big Man, The best ebonically correct movie review I’ve ever heard. You should work for Blackbuster, I mean it! LMAO

          • http://www.blacknbougie.com OneChele

            @Big Man, The best ebonically correct movie review I’ve ever heard. You should work for Blackbuster, I mean it! LMAO

        • http://ravingblacklunatic.blogspot.com Big Man

          @charli skipper,

          I really hated the chick in that movie.

          That trifling breezy gonna start banging some young foreign cat, and she gets ridiculously flagrant with her infidelity. Bathroom backshots, all in my house, dropping the kids off so you can get some yike? Biff please.

          Then, in the end, old boy finds out this slore has been stepping out on him, goes crazy cause he actually loves the tramp, and messes around and kills her jumpoff. Then, while they sitting in front of the police station, their life in shambles, their kids about to be fatherless and broke, she got the nerve to break down and be remorseful?

          I would have caught two charges that day, cause that heifer would have had to die in the car. You done humped around, got me killing a cat, and then you realize that this whole exercise was a bad idea.

          You deserve to die.

      • charli skipper

        @thismayconcernyou,

        oh, yes, honey. this thread has me off to rent “unfaithful” right now. tomorrow.

    • http://thismayconcernyou.com thismayconcernyou

      @Sheffield Swats,

      Unfaithful is an unbelievable film. High quality. Sincere acting … and Diane Lane is high up on my list of 2520 MILFs for her performance …

    • miss t-lee

      @Sheffield Swats,
      Oh mayne! Unfaithful!!! That movie was the junk and Olivier Martinez was so hot.

    • miss t-lee

      @Sheffield Swats,
      Oh mayne! Unfaithful!!! That movie was the junk and Olivier Martinez was so hot.

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      @Sheffield Swats,

      if you wanna name recent intense non-black sex scenes featuring milf’s and violence, nothing beats the stairs quickie between virgo m. the pimp and maria bello in “a history of violence”

      • olivya23

        @The Champ,

        ha! I definitely remember that one! I also remember rewinding it so I could see it again and again and again. lol

      • olivya23

        @The Champ,

        ha! I definitely remember that one! I also remember rewinding it so I could see it again and again and again. lol

      • Sheffield Swats

        @The Champ, good one. My homeboy always makes the case for the “cheerleader uniform” scene, but for my money a staircase never looked so accommodating.

      • Sheffield Swats

        @The Champ, good one. My homeboy always makes the case for the “cheerleader uniform” scene, but for my money a staircase never looked so accommodating.

      • 8th Wonder

        @The Champ,

        I watched that movie with my mother.

        uncomfortable.

      • 8th Wonder

        @The Champ,

        I watched that movie with my mother.

        uncomfortable.

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      @Sheffield Swats,

      if you wanna name recent intense non-black sex scenes featuring milf’s and violence, nothing beats the stairs quickie between virgo m. the pimp and maria bello in “a history of violence”

  • Sheffield Swats

    Unfaithful. Diane Lane and Oliver Martinez. Slapfight in the hallway.

    I know they aint black, but Oliver could pass for Creole (at least around the eyes. A little bit? No, just in my head??? DONT JUDGE ME!). And the way he tore it down, well, I’d trade him on the day of the Great Race Draft and for Taye Diggs and cash considerations.

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