clutching the pearls: the 4 sexiest scenes in black movie history
**in reverse order**
4. alex guerrero (dania ramirez) and fatima goodrich (kerry washington) in “she hate me”
forget about the fact that the movie went in more directions than pee with a bad prostate. instead, lets remember the surprisingly spontaneous electric sexual energy on screen as two of hollywood’s bangingest women mounted each other in the kitchen, a scene making me wish i died and was reincarnated as one of dania ramirez’s hands.
i definitely didn’t see that one coming, and, well, i just filled my double entendre quota for the day
3. ezekiel “easy” rawlins (denzel washington) and coretta james (lisa nicole carson) in “devil in a blue dress”
makes the cut for three reasons:
—if you asked every black american women and every black american man in 1995 which actor/actress they’d most like to f*ck, denzel and brickhouse thick lisa nicole would have easily had the most votes
—the sheer sexual audacious of coretta riding easy into submission while her husband was sleeping on the couch five freaking feet away!!!
—six words: sweaty-ass fully clothed chair sex
2. tommy (dmx) and kisha (taral hicks) in “belly”
***click here. nsfw (not safe for work)***
—even though the scene only lasted about ten seconds, dmx’s tommy broke innocent ass taral hicks chocolately back in such an intensely animalistic way that i bet at least 231 of the women reading this list today will get tingles down there just thinking about it. liz might even squirt
1. lyric (jada pinkett smith) and jason alexander (allen payne) in “jason’s lyric”
***click here. dpawuyawtgf (don’t play at work unless your ass wants to get fired)***
although black cinema isn’t particularly known for its sex scenes, jason and lyric’s surprisingly explicit romp in the dandelions and sh*t is definitely one of the all-time best, regardless of genre.
in fact, this scene is so intense and realistic that will smith bars any and all memorabilia from the movie in his house and apparently threw his weight around hollywood to make sure allen payne never got another good gig¹.
although i know i’m right, i’m sure most of you will disagree.
¹there’s a 54% chance that i’m lying.