It involves a dude who’s always obnoxious and drunk, a calm, mellow kid who was buzzed, you, and a drunk ugly chick with her entourage of fat bitches and the slap heard around the Burgh that resulted in a 5’5 Asian cop with a nightstick and pepper spray….

Oh the fun times….lol

that we are city of islands surrounded by water-I can smell the water hear the seagulls from the bricks

the invetion of hip hop

despite not having great weather-having rude ppl-bad drivers and dumb stupid high rents the population rose in the 90′s and 2000′s (8 million and counting)

speaking of which in the day there are 11 million ppl in NYC..so no I dont know you dimwit quit smiling at me

we do actually know where we going-the grid does work-after all the streets are numbered and in some cases lettered-you got lost cuz you lookin “up” at things focus man, focus man!!! Plus youi are walking something most US cities citizens do only at home work or school

we dont shy away from what we are the biggest, dirtiest -smelliest most disgrunteled ppl you ever saw in one city

the five boros if they were cities would still kick ass-Brooklyn has more ppl than Philly-Manhattan has more ppl than Miami and Houston combined-Queens has nore ppl that Detriot-the Bronx has more ppl than Dallas

Each boro is distinct there is no “county” jail or hospital

Queens is the only US census tract where blacks make more than whites!!

“skelly” (amongst other street gamse-coco livio anyone? )all although I here in other East Coast cities its played but I didnt see no one say it

lol man you need to educate some chicago brothers…that’s all i’m sayin…lol

“hammerjacks”

I was really tryin to forget that place……and fells point…

my boys came home w/ bullet riddled rides…smh

days later…

Soph. yr. of college this group of guys from school would throw parties at this local hole in the wall called mt. kenya. This was my first time in a club setting and boy was it memorable-dancing on top of couches, having the whole club doing the cabbage patch & the kid-n-play (hey they were playing oldies) and taking some of my first underaged sips.

Or the time my friend almost got us kicked out of a club in ny for underaged drinking. The funniest thing is I did the jedi mind trick on the bouncer and it totally worked. Imagine a 20 yr old leek screaming at the top of her lungs “we ain’t drinkin sh!t, let him smell your breath!” By then I had caught a whiff of her breath and couldn’t smell a thing anyway. We walked away from him and she ended up going to get more lol.

Oh and i’ve also had a dude lick my neck in the club. The disturbing part of it all is that he was like 4’11. I didn’t know if i should b disgusted or if i should’ve turned around and burped him.