Despite unemployment being at (or was, I stopped paying attention to important statistics a long time ago) record highs, that doesn’t stop the people with the jobs from humping each other like Bill Henrickson on a Tuesday.
Non-sequitur? You bet your heiny. Thirsty?
Why yes I am.
Mentos. The freshmaker.
Ahem.
While workplace (between co-workers) coitus takes place all across the world, no doubt, there are definitely certain jobs that lend themselves more to the coit. Whether it’s the type of people who work these jobs or the nature of the work increasing the tension level and therefore forcing people to need a release, some jobs just make you more randy than American Idol. So if you’re finding yourself in need of some lovin’, perhaps a career change is in order. To what careers?
Glad you asked. Allons-y.
1. Cops
I’ll bet cops trade BJs for “looking the other way” on a daily basis. Female cops included since I’ve seen some fairly manly looking women cops in my day. Not that all women cops are carpet munchers, but let’s just say, when I was working the club, and we had Ace Bandage Night, a lot of women cops “responded to disturbances” that were never called in. Back to the lecture at hand, after a long day in the trenches chasing bad guys and errant coppers I imagine the tension level might lead to some Glass Shield Drawz exchange going on. Fraternization policy be damned. Plus, whose going to arrest you?!?!? Exactly. Blue Badge Bump ‘N Grind.
2. Military folks
I mean it’s kind of a no-brainer. Barracks, guns, butter, Ving Rhames. So much f*cking goes on on military bases they had to institute a penalty for getting knocked up. Seriously, I used to not want to hear my boys who were in the service tell me about their random hooks up. They all looked like walking STDs to me. They’re on a horse.
3. School teachers
There’s a reason Ms. Crabapple and Principal Skinner were getting it on. Dealing with the stress of somebody else’s crumbsnatcher all day coupled with the insane male-to-female ratio means that in the world that is the school, there are probably men cleaning up more than the janitor. Hit the breakroom, hit the break, break the room. Boom boom poon.
4. Catholic priest
Oh, that’s just little boys the sick f*cks.
5. IRS employees
Do you realize how many people hate them. I can just imagine on the day after April 15th when the auditors get to work and start getting yelled out after they subpeona’s somebody’s records that two auditors get to talking war stories, it heats up and next thing you know, clothes, calculators and W-2′s start flying to and fro. If they’re not careful somebody might catch an abacus in the fanny.
And not in the good way, you perv you.
6. Bartenders
Everybody gets off at 4am. Nowhere to go but you still feel like hanging out. Actually scratch that. You know how there’s always that one person who’s never ready to go home. That’s bartenders. Hell, to be a bartender you have to be willing to be up at inordinate hours anyway so you’re more likely to just be like, “sure, we can go watch movies at your place at 430am. I’ll bring the scrapple.” Mmmhmm. Suuuuuuuuuuure you will. Ass-sandwiches all around. No boning in the liquor cabinet. It’s E&J, not BJ.
7. Bankers
You should ALWAYS wash your hands after touching cash. That’s why I ONLY use my card.
8. Waiters/waitresses
I only sit down AFTER I witness my table being wiped down. It ain’t always a milkshake that spilled.
So you froggy, frothy foo fighters, what are some other professions that get a lot of employees fancies tickled? Feel free to tell on yourself here, it’s okay.
We don’t judge here.
Wopner.
-VSB P aka THE ARSONIST aka TANGLE JIG P aka GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRL, HE A 3
and another thing! if women are vain, it’s because shallow men throw around phrases like, “women are dispensable.” i’m sorry…that’s my leftover comment from friday. i know we weren’t responding to that ignorant bullshat, but it popped into my head on my way to the mall and made me mad. and nobody in my real life would have known what the hell i was talking about, so i filed it away. regarding today’s post….i’ll be back.
@charli skipper,
@charli skipper, regarding today’s post….i’ll be back.
you’re so kind and noble. thank you for letting us know. like, for real. that sh*t is appreciated like tupac appreciated mamas.
@Panama Jackson,
what!?
Let me be the first to say for sure that waiters and waitresses are a concrete bet, but i would never think that bankers were getting busy with each other. They all look so boring except for the women at the drive windows. If you know anyone who works for the IRS ask them if they can get busy after 8 hours of getting yelled at on the phone? It’s probably impossible! Now i know cops get it in all the time because i see them on SNAPPED on the oxygen network after a “accident” on the couch with half of their heads missing, and i don’t think bartenders sleep with patrons. I could be wrong!!!
By the way that’s the only show i watch on that network. Mostly on MSNBC, and ESPN. Just rying to keep my man card in check.LOL
Thank the lord Healthcare passed…..Hell yeah!!!!
@Just X,
“and i don’t think bartenders sleep with patrons. I could be wrong!!!”
yeah, you are…there’s a reason folks gets extra shots and freebies and only go to a club on certain nights, lol.
@Smiley Face, Is it me or are you a bartender???, or have you slept with one?
@Just X,
Used to be one…I was a Coyote for a brief (very brief) time, lol right after I got my license. The chexing beauties were one of the reasons I quit (the folk assumed birds of a feather…).
@Smile Face, so let me get this right. you allowed some other folks you ain’t know’s perception of the women at coyote ugly to get in the way of your money??????
perception?
we talkin’ about perception???
@Panama Jackson,
It stopped me from working at that particular spot…not from bar tending alone, note I said it was ONE of the reasons I quit. Shooooot bar tending bankrolled my savings account whatchu talkin!
@Just X, and i don’t think bartenders sleep with patrons. I could be wrong!!!
yeah, you couldn’t be more wrong than you are right now. like in your whole life…this is probably the as wrong as you can get as a wrong person not trying to get closet to right. lol.
overkill?
dude, as a 2+year vet of the nighclub business. bartenders f*cking patrons is a gift and a curse. it means they patrons keep coming back, but it ALSO means that loud, obnoxious scorned women know where to find the men that “promised” to lvoe them if they’d just do that thing with their tongue. we literally had a “do not enter” list at our spot b/c of that sh*t. lol.
@Just X,
Wait-staff definitely get busy. I had a friend who told me about her “between order” rendezvous with a fellow co-worker… In the midst of her high brow tale, all I could think to ask was whether or not she washed her hands :/
@Chalkolet, Hey that is just sraight nasty. I think that i will be eating in for a while.
LoL,HEE HEE HEE
doctors.
bloggers.
HA. jk. Or am I?
@Liz,
Despite what you see on Grey’s Anatomy or ER, it
JUST. AINT. TRUE.
There will be flirting, yes, but that’s it… Besides, with the nastiness present in most patient rooms, I know of very few people who would be inclined to disrobe on hospital grounds….
@Dedrum,
I have a doctor friend that begs to differ….dude has slept with at least 9 female doctors and nurses in a three month span at a new hospital…getting all up in Grey’s anatomy on a regular…lol
@BmoreCreative,
Then CLEARLY I work at the wrong hospital… Or chose the wrong specialty
Cuz the only time anyone gets nekkid near me, it’s for an exam or a procedure…
@Dedrum,
you need to visit DC and a certain hospital ER that’s connected to a well known HBCU…them folks just don’t know each other…the KNOW each other…..and don’t let it be night shift…
@Smiley Face,
When I was younger I had a summer job in said hospital and umm… yeah, pretty much… It’s not just doctor’s and nurses either.
@Smiley Face, PLEASE DONT TELL ME YOU MEAN THE HOSPITAL AT MY SCHOOL! I have to go in there for classification meetings and eeewww!!! I really dont wanna touch anything now…
@Smiley Face,
As a former surgical resident at said institution, it now makes sense to me why the ER sucked so bad… (granted, some of the nurses were hot…)
@Liz,
I work in a hospital. Doctors to DO NOT get it on. Grey’s Anatomy, Scrubs, ER and random daytime soaps are just perpetuating the role playing fantasy some people may have about getting busy in a hospital…that shit dont happen…. Now off the clock is a whole ‘nother story….everyone who works in this environment has to have a healthy sexual release, otherwise you will go nuts…straight up.
and lol @ “bloggers” i bet P and Champ can confirm that…
@Liz, you definitely can’t be talking about bloggers. lol.
i mean, i’ve NEVER ever used the blog for wrongdoings! plus that whole 3 thing used to get in the way before i found a woman willing to deal with the fact that i resemebled that humpback ninja from that humback ninja movie.
@Panama Jackson, LOL. I suppose in order to be guilty you actually need to be making a living off blogging first. womp.
I’ve been told that sometimes film directors and casting directors have had relations with people while “working” or doing “work-related” tasks.
Photographers also.
This is what I’ve been told.
@Monk,
Hmmm…sounds like someone is a little guilty to me…lol!
@TLC,
Sure SOMEONE is…I’m just going by word of mouth though…lol!
@Monk, “word of mouth”? that a new way to say “speak into the mic”?
@Monk,
I’m a photographer and uh, yeah, that’s true. It’s the art world, people are not conservative so, things happen freely.
@Monk, photographers are indeed freaks. That’s what I heard too.
I can concur with the military folks. Especially the Navy dudes. They’re always on deployment and things definitely happen. Sigh…unfortunately I know this all too well. My ex is in the Navy. I got the better end of the deal though
Another profession where the chance for hook-ups is endless is cable guys, salespersons, pilots or any job that involves frequent travel. It’s so easy to just say that you’re working and be out getting it in with anyone.
@Mo, Couldn’t agree with you more. I live on a Navy base over seas and am amazed by how open everyone is with their relations. But, it is a sight to behold when the Special Forces guys are on base. Twenty plus well sculpted men jogging in unison? I had to clutch my imaginary pearls. So far I’ve been on my best behavior, but I don’t know how much longer I can go. Lol.
@Pe. Riche., Girl I live in a Navy town. I came out here to be with my ex. The special forces men are the business!
I’m dating someone in the Navy again (and he is special forces…oh my!) but at least he has some standards and we’ve talked about how the military is, so I’m not worried about him cheating at this point. We’re just in the dating stage of things anyway, so we’ll see how it works.
@Mo, i’ve heard folks say cable guys. y’all so freaky. you out there trying to get your cables hooked up. yousonasty.
@Mo, cosign on the cable guys, or any installation job where you are people’s houses for a long time, especially plumbers no pun intended… who am I kidding
Just being in someone’s how for that long is too much time and opportunity,
I was a delivery driver and if I didn’t have other orders to make and if the last order of the night wasn’t always some fat white man I would’ve gotten more than a tip.
To add to the list I bet security guards, or any late night job where you don’t have to do much will lead to gettin it on the job.
Politicians.
But the person they’re cuttin doesn’t necessarily have to be a colleauge or work w/ them….
@Made In Hawaii, yeah that makes sense. word to marion barry. if that 74 your old coot can still have the balls to throw a chick OUT of a hotel room for not giving him head, there’s hope for politicians everywhere.
From my experience…
Consultants – By far, the craziest place that I have ever worked is for a consulting firm. The long hours, high stress had almost everyone Single, married, hooking up left and right on projects. I felt sorry for the husbands and wives because a lot of consultants didn’t care about their significant others and the most aggressive were the older married women.
Hospitals – Nurses and doctors hooking up is common place.
Co-sign with military!
@Leila, you were getting you some of that consulting booty huh? its okay. you can tell us. we dont judge.
judge mathis on the other hand.
@Leila,
Co-sign with consultants… The world of the big 5 is a crazy, deranged one.
I know Made in Hawaii just said it, but politics. Specifically campaigns. On a good campaign from Day 1 you start out working 10-12 hours a day. In the last three weeks before election day you’re working (on average) 18-21 hours a day. There’s no time to talk to anyone outside the campaign staff let alone try to get to know someone. Even if you walk in w/a SO its probably not going to last. So you get a lot of kissey-face between staffers. Keep in mind I’m talking about campaign staff – not the principal. That’s a whole other topic (I’m looking at you Johnny Edwards)
@Madame Zenobia, so what campaign were you on and how much political booty were you gettin, huh???
@Panama Jackson,
Several, and I’ll just say I love the political process.
Too funny, yet so true.
Can’t forget about all the other government workers. Stamps aren’t cheap you know.
Since Health Care Reform has passed, everyone can be insured now. Health coverage is the new sexy.
When are you guys doing a podcast? I like those.
@TheSoleblog,
about that podcast….I do one, it’s a work in progress. Mostly music, sometimes I talk too much in the middle or whatever, but you are more than welcome to get involved.
@TheSoleblog, health coverage is sexxy now? for real? i missed that memo. lol.
and we’re working on. we had a snafu with the podcasts. see, Liz got kidnapped by aliens and allen iverson. things just went bad from there.
call centers. it’s like you’re expected to interchex with coworkers.
@charli skipper,
shout out to convergys
@Saule Wright,
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey. that was my first job. until it just suddenly seemed very depressing.
@charli skipper,
that must have been on payday.
@charli skipper,
“call centers. it’s like you’re expected to interchex with coworkers.”
I was going to type this!!!!!
Don’t ask how I know. *snickering*
@charli skipper, i do remember working at MCI up in alpharetta in college. the level of nastiness in that call center was unprecedented.
@charli skipper, I was about to say that never happened to me, but I forgot about that one guy.
Nurses and Doctors get it IN. Now, the whole idea of doing the horizontal polka next to a warm bedpan isn’t on my bucketlist, it’s a pretty well known thing that the Docs and Nurses get it crackin. They did a episode on workplace smashin’ on Foxxhole radio and the majority of callers were “hospital aids”. Not only that, but an associate of mine was trying to encourage me to go into the medical field, particularly nursing, because the money for a black male nurse was insane and the amount of bootay was limitless. I called his bluff. He proceeded to call chicks and verify on speakerphone that they work together and get room numbers that were empty on diff dates…and I will save you the other talk…but yea.
oh, shameless plug…are you pressing play on mondays? Get involved!
@Saule Wright, “hospital aids” is the very reason i would be leery about f*ckin in the hospital. i mean, somebody gets too kinky and pulls a random bag of recently donated…well…you get the picture. next thing you know i end up on cell block 4 b/c i done killed somebody…
@Panama Jackson,
HILLARIOUS!!!!
@Saule Wright, You aint never lied. I have heard some stories from male RNS about female RNs.
if you work @ a call center and never got it in…maybe chex just aint for you. Errrrybody was getting it in like it was spring break up in that camp. Call centers are a unique mix of hyper competitive folks in a goal /incentive driven environment + and folks who are drifting thru life without a real sense of direction/career path. It’s sorta like National Geographic up in that joint, predators and preys doing the horizontal mambo to the tune of “…Hello my name is _________, I’m calling for_________…”
@BmoreCreative, i used to suck at selling long distance. i remember this is when folks were paying 10 cents a minute. the plan i was selling was like, 10 cents after 7pm but 25 cents before that with a minimal monthly fee. that shit was highway robbery.
Oh, and I forgot about one, Rent A Center guys. Now, when I worked at RAC I was in a relationship and faithful…and not high on the ladies list, but that aside….it was goin down for my co-worker. I know he got familiar with 5 chicks on our route for sure. On our lunch break, I’d drop him off at their house…and pick him up after lunch was over. I know this one chick’s house we came over, she answered the door in her victorias secretions. It was our last run of the night and it was a TV and a bed install or something. Anyway, I’m in the living room hooking up the tv….and I hear that sound….I peep around the corner, and she’s giving him the “knowledge” right in the kitchen.
@Saule Wright,
The things people will do for that installation discount….
@Dedrum,
if you knew the horrors….the things I’ve seen….
@Saule Wright,
eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! see, maybe my first boyfriend was right and i AM square. but something about that just don’t seem proper to me.
@charli skipper,
your “ewwwwwwwww” is not a good example of you being square at all. This is by no means, proper behavior.
You missed the number one, DOCTORS! You seen Grey’s Anatomy and ER an’ sh*t. That’s based on the real life boom boom poon taking place across l’hopitals worldwide. Chuuuuch!
@Da Iceman, so i hear. apparently the hospital is where it’s at.
which is wrong on so many levels.
Personal Trainers.
I know some dudes who have become “personal trainers” just because of this aspect of the job.
@Monk,
hmmm a workout after the workout…
@Chalkolet,
Yep. In the shower or even the jacuuzi, I hear. Word to Shaq’s wife.
@Monk,
A simple *don’t look at me side eyed* cosign…
Good Post. Like a few of you have mentioned Doctors get a lot and I’ll stay in the medical field: CNA’s, LPN’s and I’m talking later on in the afternoon ones. I have never felt like a piece of meat before(well that’s not true but, you get where I’m coming from) like I have when I accompanied a friend to the Vet Hospital or went with my homie to take his sister dinner. Whodini said it best the freaks come out at night! I’ll go a step further…any retail, processing job that has a 2nd or 3rd shift and you are GAURANTEED to get some leg on the job or after the job. I know this from experience whether its 2nd shift or 3rd you’re getting off or starting up around the time when most people are “putting it down” so there’s not much to talk about. Not a lot of productivity going on off shift jobs and there’s the reason.
I know FOR A FACT coffee shop workers get down with each other and their customers.
@lulu, “I know FOR A FACT coffee shop workers get down with each other and their customers.”
I agree.
In my former life, I used to work in autootive manufacturing and let me tell you. Er’body was doing er’body. It was such a male dominated sexually charged environment. People used to get caught streubbling in cabs during lunch breaks especially on the night shift…allegedly. (That white stuff keeping the water out of your vehicle might not be sealer.)
@meka,
Cosign. At my job people would get caught in the parking lot, b/w machines, and the warehouse.
I agree that military folks are always getting it in although I think soldiers are worst. Both my uncles were in the Army. One uncle had an 18 year affair with a woman who had his baby and tried to pass it off as his first cousin’s, whom she married. The other uncle was just a serial philanderer until his wife called the other woman and asked her “Are you f***ing my husband?”
Plus, I was engaged to a soldier and evidently he couldn’t keep his tallywang in his pants evidenced by his admission that some chick dropped a baby off at his job and walked out.
On the brightside, my freak’um dress was retired at Ft. Knox NCO club. Ahhh, those were the days.
Lifeguards…just think about the atmosphere. Men and women with perfect bodies in bathing suits all day out on the beach. That has got to lead to something.
Please, ANY job or profession where men and women work together.
Another one, bouncers at the club. Especially if a celebrity is going to be there. All the groupies are just waiting to get to them and are willing to do anything and anyone to get to them. I remember seeing some special awhile ago where the bouncers were talking about all the chexual things that a groupie might do and the groupies were very candid about what they were willing to do to get to said celebrity. It could go from just showing their chest to giving brain.
Whilie I’m at it, being a celebrity. They have got to be the most nastiest people.
@Deeds, you know. bouncers do get an obscene amount of trim thrown at them. i was slightly amazed at this.
entry for entry??? lol. that’s where it’s at apparently.
Pharmaceutical reps!!!
They’re mostly young horny women and the male-female ratio is always in favor of men. Biggest mistake I made was accepting a date from one. He took me to their yearly event as his “date,” and I realized I was one of five in the room, after being continually mean mugged and recklessly eyeballed. Every time I went to the bathroom I came out and he was practically making out with someone, lol. It was a small room and there were about 20 women for every man at that party, it was super tense and you could tell at any minute a fight was gonna break out if any man stayed in one place longer than 3 minutes. Needless to say I left the cocks in their henhouse pretty soon after getting there.
@RocktheCatbox, Late night shift nurses as well. I have never had so much tang on the job than when I was a nurse at the hospital. Male female ratio was skewed in my favor.
@Deus Ex Machina,
Wow. The true life stories of on the job sex make me sad that all of my coworkers are willfully sexually uninteresting, fat midwesterners. If there was even someone good looking to fantasize about over here I sure would appreciate it.
@RocktheCatbox,
“fat midwesterners”
This makes me think about that tv show Roseanne. I just discovered that part of the midwest.
@Humble_One.
Yeah. It’s pretty ugly.
BTW, I went to that cigar lounge thing I talked about on saturday. Did you end up going? I was posted up at the bar by the dance floor most of the night. It was a good time!
@RocktheCatbox,
“BTW, I went to that cigar lounge thing I talked about on saturday. Did you end up going? I was posted up at the bar by the dance floor most of the night. It was a good time!”
I forgot all about that. My cousin was coming in from Toronto so it slipped my mind. How was the crowd? What type of music did they play?
@Humble_One,
I had a really good time, good mix of urban and suburban folks (although one or two decided to wear the same wig and outfit they wore to their last family reunion). They played r&b, good hip hop, some 90s stuff and of course some of that ballroom shit (but not too much). Someone posted pics at http://www.hobsonmediagroup.com. Free food, great cigars and attractive bartenders.
that can be any job for mofos controlled by their genitalia *kanye shrug* and who don;t mind sh*tin where they eat……..
@OrangeStar616,
Yep. I’m just glad I learned that lesson early.
You can’t be getting your meat where you get your bread.
@miss t-lee,
“You can’t be getting your meat where you get your bread.”
I love it! Consider it stolen.
This is one of those things I had to learn through experience…I figured since she was in a different department, if it didn’t work out, we simply didn’t have to work together. Shortsighted! Then she started creating reasons to come to my office while I’m trying to actually earn my check. After things went south between us, I had to deal with that awkwardness of having to see her e’ryday…a self-created hostile work environment! Misery.
@Caballeroso,
It’s misery alright.
I dated a kat off and on for 2 years at my last job. When were were cool, it was bliss, when we weren’t, it was sheer torture.
Never again.
*oh yeah, you can steal it.
@Caballeroso, and missT-Lee… I got fired cause dude was a premature ejaculator and was just a wack bama but then I was 21 @ the time LOL….so people I work with, in the same building and folks that live near me are
OFF limits….the neighbors etc..SMH aye corumba, thats a whole nother episode but def a no go!!!! That was pure he11.
@OrangeStar616 ,
Oh dayum, he got you fired?
Shooo my ex could’ve gotten in trouble, if I was vindicitive, he was in management, so he wasn’t even supposed to be involved with me. Funny…I was 21 too…lol
@miss T-lee, nah he was the boss LMAO and fired me cause I carried him off his weak 1 min and 30 sec sex LLS..I told him “to get the phcuk off my porch” LOL
@Caballeroso,
Steal this one: “Don’t get your meat where you make yo money!”
@miss t-lee, yeah I learned EARLY too, for some its a pattern tho, some folk spread themselves around like peanut butter, like a faucet everybody done had a turn. SMH
@miss t-lee,
“You can’t be getting your meat where you get your bread”
I learned this by watching others. I’ve seen ugly situations happen with on the jobs affairs. By ugly I mean ambulance, police, and guns ugly.
How could one forget strip clubs? Bouncers are large, protective men and they look at naked women. . . .all day . . . .no straight man could resist nature’s call.
The women feeling safe and sometimes vulnerable around them kinda makes it inevitable to release that tension that builds. . . .They hold to the same hours as the bartenders, so it just means that the neighbors know the bouncer(s), stripper(s) and shot girl(s) names. . . . .
@GoldinPhoenix, How could one forget strip clubs? Bouncers are large, protective men and they look at naked women. . . .all day . . . .no straight man could resist nature’s call.
this is not completey true. see…lol…as a bouncer at a strip club you get to see them chicks on the pole and then in the back and then you find out out she just got finished sliding down a pole on her period and left her lysol at home and then..well, there are SEVERLY nasty stories that i’ve found have turned off many a bouncer at a strip club. lol.
@Panama Jackson, this is true, but it’s not everyday that they leave a murder scene on the pole. And they are in decent shape, seeing how they have to work for their money and all. . . .
You don’t wife em. . . you just smash em. . .
While I’m sure we’re talking about your every-day-run-of-the-mill type professions, I’m going to state the obvious:
Athletes and Entertainers
The not so obvious – the folks connected to them that are getting the leftover pssy and gratuitous headjobs.
You know, the dj’s, the dude with the funny shaped head that’s the drummer, the dude that carries the gun (and takes the charge – you know kinda like the WeeBay of the entourage), the favorite cousin who carries the luggage cause he ain’t got a job and just need you to kick him a few extra dollars so he can buy that presidential and Whoppers on the regular….
And I could go on.
I’ve had sex with a few teachers, one bartender, 2 bankers, and a few waitresses….I’d say the teachers were the freakiest. I need to get a REAL teacher though, like someone 37 yrs old that teaches middle school. I have a fantasy about stroking her in a classroom on break. i’ll even wear a uniform.
1) manufacturing facility
I worked for an auto supplier and mofos was getting it in. Especially on 2nd and 3rd shift. When I talk to people now they tell me about who was doing who. Everybody was getting it in. Supervisors, line workers, etc. Maybe repetitive non-skilled work is a aphrodisiac? Idk.
2)temp jobs
I had temps jobs during the summer and my second year of school. At all the temp jobs I had everyone was getting it in. I still remember the redbone with the HUGE @ss that I met when I worked at the Toys R Us warehouse. Her body was sick.
3) schools
I know this has been stated before but teachers get it in. I don’t know why but there is a lot sex happening around facilities of education.
@Humble_One,
Maybe repetitive non-skilled work is a aphrodisiac? Idk.
Or it could be that the work is so boring and monotonous that they need something else to do to relieve the boredom.
@Deeds,
Maybe so. I wasn’t doing that type of work so maybe that’s why I didn’t get in on it? Well that and I don’t ish where I eat. That job and the temp jobs had two things in common. All the employees were in their mid 30s or younger. And all the employees were non-skilled hourly workers.
HOSPITALS. They should be spelled hoespitals.
Supply closets are really get your nasty on closets.
I know. I work in a hoespital.
@Cheryl, I co-sign that…..knew many hoes of the male variety employed @ hospitals…yep yep….
Metro
UPS/Fed Ex etc
Firemen
Personal trainers etc
rock rock on LOL
@OrangeStar616,
DEFINITELY Metro!!! Them bama’s stay sexin’!!
Umm I would say any job in corporate America. Puh-lease…. I have heard so many stories of people f*cking or getting caught f*cking in stairwells, bathrooms, copy rooms, etc…. Hell I heard about this security guard in my building that was f*cking someone and up and DIED in the act… no lie. They found dude with his pants around his ankles.. Mind you, dude was married and errythang… I don’t think they told his wife what REALLY happened though… SMH
@BKSweetheart,
I got one better than that. At my old job they found the security guard in the security booth with a prostitute getting served.
@Humble_One, i’m sorry. that’s not better than death in the stairwell with pants around ankle. unless said security guard was getting served and they found out it was eddie murphy blowing him. which is totally possible.
@Panama Jackson,
*dead* at the image of eddie getting his wang on in a security booth.
@Muze, it’s a f*cked up image indeed.
update your blog. you slackin.
@Muze,
“update your blog. you slackin.”
Cosign. Stop being a slacker. Only I can do that.
@Panama Jackson, LMAO!!!!! Too funny!!
@Panama Jackson, @Humble_One
dannng. call me out why don’tcha. lol. i know, i have been slacking. i didn’t think anyone would notice, but i’m going to update tomorrow.
*smiling at the fact that ppl still read it*
lol.
okay… y’all know i always have a story about something. lol.
so i worked at a bank for three years… during that time our assistant manager boned and fell in love with one of the tellers. both had sig others, so they would stay after hours and do nasty things in the copy room. that stopped temporarily when she found out she was preggo by bf and asst manager broke down in front of customers and colleagues alike upon hearing the news (and i mean like red-faced stuffy nose broke down). ff to the baby being 6 mos old and the bf bringing a bat up to the bank to whip said asst manager’s arse after finding out asst manager had a savings acct set up for teller and baby via love letters and such. but alas.. they (teller and asst mgr) rekindled a month later and one night they got bold and had chex in the VAULT ROOM. dumbarses because of course there are cameras covering every angle. corporate security brought them in for questioning and replayed their salaciousness in HD for them. lol. asst mgr was moved to a different branch and his gf attempted to kill teller. lol
…the dude that replaced him was black. tall, handsome, smelling good, deep voiced brotha man. all remaining tellers went gaga. married white soccer mom (and she LOOKS like a soccer mom too) takes his “you’re thick like a sista” compliment and runs with it one day, ultimately resulting in her giving him head on the drives to work, and her husband finding pics of black mandingo joystick on her computer and phone (he’s a friggin computer programmer, how stupid) and moving out with their two kids, telling her parents how big a smut she was, and leaving her with their huge arse housenote on her part time teller pay. me and said new asst manager were cool so i teased him about ruining her marriage and he said she used to beg to give him head and gave him unrequested monies all the time, so why not. smh. then he up and moved to atlanta and got her to pay storage fees on his things for a year while he romanced and got engaged to a black manager at the new bank he was working for. lmbo.
hilarity that job was. so yes. def the bank.
@Muze,
Dayum! The “stories” ain’t got isht on what was goings on at your place of employment.
CTFU
@miss t-lee,
LOL right! and you know as a writer, i appreciated the material. lol. i can draw from any day on that job and have a whole dramatic short story.
@Muze,
Crazy. I thought I’ve seen crazy stuff. I thought this stuff only went down at the credit union service centers.
@Humble_One,
bwahaha. a friend of mine worked at one of those and he always had stories too. but yeah, working at that bank was like living in a soap opera.
@Muze,
This is the best story I’ve heard for weeks. Best part (at least for me) is how he strung becky out and married a black woman, LMAO and COTDAMN!
@RocktheCatbox,
LOL i thought that was a particularly great ending too, because the teller… her son’s name was the same as my asst manager’s last name, so her delusional self actually would call her son that and say stuff like “oh he’s going to have the same first and last name. hahaha.” i knew all along though because one day in the breakroom he told me that he could never see himself sleeping with a 2520 and literally made the ‘ugh’ face. lol. po thang. lol
@Muze-
All I can say is wow. That sounds like some factory hooking up drama.
Ambulance Crews! Two people together in closed quarters for a 24-hour shift twice a week are bound to bond. In my department in the past 3 years there have been those fired for getting it in in the back of an ambulance, and those suspended for getting it on in the dorm after someone else complained.
Then, there’s this whole husband swap situation. Couple A and Couple B. Woman A cheated with Man B, left her husband, married man B after he left his wife, then somehow woman B ended up married to man A. There’s always a story around the station about something going on with folx in the department. For that reason, I simply volunteer, keep my ears open, then go home. I only share my dirt with ya’ll.
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somebody said somethin bout them over 35 women….it ain’t no lie
An answer that i don’t think was mentioned yet is scientists. In a research lab, nearly everyone is in their twenties, works weird hours, and has a job that most people outside the lab wouldn’t even understand. I wouldn’t say its a place where a lot of random hook-ups happen (except around Christmas, when the grants are all written and everyone’s getting drunk), but its a good job for meeting someone. Esp in biology, basically the only scientific field in which women outnumber men.
@M-Ashley,
what happens off shore….stays off shore…..smh smgdh
IT Help desks or anything having to do with computers. Nerds need lovin’ too.
I cannot believe no one said retail. I had a friend who worked at GAP and the stuff she would tell me…the manager was a man, and I think he knocked off like every new hire. Crazy. In high school, it seemed like EVERYONE who worked in the mall was getting it in with their co-workers in retail. Fast food, clothing store, hell…even the Nextel dude at that kiosk in the middle was getting it with the chicks from Dillards.
Retail is definitely where the freaks are!
@Mo, I have to co-sign this. When I was a sophmore in college, I worked at a smoothie shop. The owners used to have late night “tastings” where they would add liquor to the smoothie recipes. I got invited once and my practically-a-virgin 18 year old self was absolutely horrified. A couple of weeks after that, I opened the store and found all manner of condom wrappers, empties and dessert toppings that we didn’t use in the store…
Has no one said day camp or camp counselors in general? Boy let me tell me you. Nothing like working (hiking, playing tag, making crafts)10 hour days with children in the heat of an H town summer and noticing your coworkers and their athleticism and muscles all around…One of the best summer jobs of my life
I used to work for a summer program in a Maytag plant and never underestimate the ability of assembly line workers to screw each other. Low pay + manual labor ( 8 hours ofmanual labor)= tons of breakroom DNA swapping.
Well, it seems to me NOT ONE occupation/workplace is exempt from being nominated the “venue” of choice, when it comes down to reaching that “toe-curling euphoria”….who says you gotta successfully complete med school to become a CHD = “Certified Head Doctah.” :p
Oh, and how could ya’ll forget da hoe.tell (hotel)??? A few years back, while working as a night auditor, I can honestly say that I’ve lost count of how many times I had been propositioned by so many 2520s and latinos. The person who trained me for that position, trained me well….and that was one of the first things he said to me —> “Ms. Butta, you’re a very attractive young woman, most nights you’ll be here alone. So NEVER leave the front desk to ‘see about’ a guest, no matter what! I don’t care what they say they need. You’re to firmly let them know that whatever it is they’re in need of, they’ll need to come down to the front desk and pick it up themselves. Point blank.” He had stories for days…
But he didn’t have to tell me twice! Don’t get me wrong, I LOVED the ambiance of the lobby/dining area. The setup kinda put you in the mood, the music….centerpieces and adornments… but anytime a few of the guests were a little too friendly and chatty, I quickly reminded myself not to be too free with my charms (i.e. smiling, friendly banter and being careful with how I bend and reached for things) <—these things can be taken out of context. Plus, the thought alone scared the B-GeeSus outta me…thinkin: "yep, 'ol massa still got a thang for the lil slave guhls…" But NEVA this one! Yeen fina catch me! LoL
However, the asst mgr would occasionally pop up overnight to check on me or he'd call…and he'd even allow me to call him if I had any questions or concerns.
But uh, yeah….it was tempting if you had a significant other and a slow, quiet evening, with few reservations and plenty vacant rooms….yeah the Residence Inn or any hotel can get it…..
Surprisingly, My Best friend says that most people think that they wouldn’t be up for a lil extracurricular activities after work but, she met her current beau ,after agreeing to “see him during her break.
I’ve also heard stories of Zumba instructors gym members
@SavinIT4hIM,
I’m almost certain most folks can attest to havin’ some good ‘ol lovin’ relations in a few (semi)/public places with an S/O before….(now raising my hand in shame).
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I am suprised that the epicenter of most deviant sexual acts of adolescence has not been not mentioned specifically. WAL MART! Most everyone I knew had a friend that worked there or worked there themselves. Well getting to the point it was my first job and it was a very educational process for me while i was between 16 and 19. I had at least 2 older ladies “teach me how to drive a 5 speed” and countless other shameless incidents in the back of the store while managing to avoid the wrath of multiple twentysomething boyfriends. SMH…. I just realized I have used the force for evil. I will go sat down now. Before I do, I have to mention I’ve been reading for a while and I have to say you all keep a brotha entertained whilst working these long hours in Iraq. Cheers and thank you.
@Dub,
SMH…. I just realized I have used the force for evil. I will go sat down now. Before I do, I have to mention I’ve been reading for a while and I have to say you all keep a brotha entertained whilst working these long hours in Iraq. Cheers and thank you.
I just happened to run across this ^^^ and was compelled to reply with “a thank you” for all that you folks do overseas…very much appreciated.
But yeah, I’ve become quite attached to this place as well…very interesting reads.
Uhhh yall forgot the mosyt important job that leads to hanky Panky at work.
Street Whores…
Surprised that this wasn’t mentioned, but goes to show my former occupation doesn’t spring to mind when extracurricular chex is in the mix…(no pun).
I’m a former drug counselor in a PRISON…and when the GUARDS weren’t commingling like drunken wilderbeasts, the guards and INMATES were…
True story: My second day on the job, I’m walking the stairs to teach a class and lost count at 12 condoms in a 3 story building. Additionally, I soon learned the “lockdown equivalent” of prophylactics…(desparation scenario) is the use of a chip bag…like, potato chips….
Yeah…*blank stare and automatic refusal of all things cellophane related*
This is NOT the response I was expecting when I logged in today LOL
Yeah I have had a work romance that went terribly wrong. We ended with 2 kids and a harsh bitterness that still exists between us even though we push it from the forefront. I guess these things work for some but not for everyone. But we did have some fun. if only his boss knew what happened in his office when he left.
Tiffany