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Bill Cosby, Dirty And Guilty Old Shit, Admits To Being A Dirty And Guilty Old Shit

Bill Cosby actually said out his own actual mouth that he bought actual drugs to sedate actual women. Women he, in his own words, “wanted to have sex with.” He also actually admitted out his own actual mouth that he gave the actual drugs to at least one actual woman. When you sedate a person before sleeping with them, they can no longer consent. Sex without consent is rape.

And he actually admitted all of this during an actual trial where he was being sued by an actual woman claiming that he also actually drugged and sexually assaulted her; a case he actually settled out of actual court.

Again, these things actually happened.

And I say this now because, unless you believe Bill Cosby’s brain and balls were somehow infiltrated, corrupted, and programmed by The Man like Billy Dee in Undercover Brother, you cannot continue to believe there is some byzantine plot to disgrace the name of a 77-year-old man who no one (I repeat: NO ONE) was actively thinking about until the allegations started to avalanche last year. It is no longer possible for you to construct a convincing defense. To do so would be to leave the land of stark improbability and enter the sea of definite impossibility. Basically, you would be a crazy person.

There is no conspiracy here. No chicanery. Just a dirty and guilty old man letting everyone — including those who refuse to believe he’s dirty and guilty — see his dirt and guilt.

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  • keepinITreal

    I knew it! I knew it! I knew it! Like my grandma use to say “everybody ain’t telling the same lie” – I already knew but could not get my husband or coworkers to agree … so I went ham on their a*, … now I’m gonna be talking smack for the rest of the year … and anytime in the next 364 days they disagree with me … I will bring this up … yep I’m petty and I hold a grudge … owning it!! #pi55ed!!!

    • Kim

      “everybody ain’t telling the same lie” my favorite old school saying.

      • Epsilonicus

        So much wisdom in that statement.

  • There’s still gonna be that one who’s all, “I think it’s a conspiracy to bring down a Black man” or “But that *one* don’t mean all fifty eleven women accusing him are telling the truth.”

    What Bill Cosby is not:

    – he ain’t ish
    – he ain’t worth a damn
    – he ain’t Heathcliff Huxtable

    What Bill Cosby is:

    – he is a rapist
    – he is a sexual predator

    • cakes_and_pies

      I’m only seeing women doing this. The men have just quietly resigned they were wrong.

      • Not all of them. I’m looking at Marc Lamont Hill’s mentions on Twitter and lordt. There are still some men digging in their heels.

        In other news, Jill Scott tweeted out some thoughts about how disappointed she was for trusting in Bill Cosby.

        • cakes_and_pies

          Let me stay off of twitter for a few days.
          Jill Scott should have known better. I love her, but have no sympathy for her. You can’t go running around talking a women empowerment and sisterhood, then throw all that away because “America’s Dad” has hurt feelings about his actions.

          • inYOface

            I’m upset because … does it have to be your sister – before you believe it! I am not one to jump on your side “just” because you’re a woman … but dang 50-11 women saying the same thing … just makes me sick to my stomach … and VBS take down his pic or at least blur his face! got me rolling my eyes something crazy this morning
            #ugh

            • cakes_and_pies

              I’m inclined to believe that even if that person is their sister, they still wouldn’t believe. Even my male friends were mad at how obtuse and blind some of them were acting.

        • Missus Maxwell

          Omg! I was reading the comments too like damn, what does Cosby have to do before these folks are convinced? Provide video of himself drugging & raping them?! It was amazing in an annoying kind of way to see the depth of delusion on that post.

          • Video wouldn’t even matter. See: Kelly, Robert.

          • Epsilonicus

            Someone said him admitting it aint proof enough smh…

            • Yeah, that’s when you gotta just walk away.

    • Amber

      I told someone some time ago that multiple things can be true at the same time. I was tired of hearing the “they just want to take him down…” theories, those theories might be true but it’s also true that Bill Cosby is basically a serial rapist. We all suffer from the ability to believe opposing features of a person. But hey i also thought Dr Huxtable was a perv so none of this was a stretch.

  • Mimzi

    Someone on my TL actually said “but the women admitted to taking the drugs knowingly” and “NOW y’all can talk about Cosby but if you said something about him before this you were just being a hater because there were no facts until now.”

    The delusion is just spectacular. Sorry that I believed two dozen women over one man before he finally opened his mouth and admitted what we all knew all along.

    • miss t-lee

      The delusion is too real.

      • Epsilonicus

        That kind of blind faith must be comforting. I aint got it.

    • Elaina

      The fact that he paid one woman to settle out of court made him look suspicious in my eyes. So you can’t say there was NOTHING out there until now.

  • Cloud-BasedCommenting

    This is the most genius article I’ve read on this subject matter. G E N I U S.

    • Wild Cougar

      {spambot}

      • Cloud-BasedCommenting

        Why would you say that? I like the way the other takes an no holds barred approach at calling out Cosby for what he is. I normally don’t even comment on message boards.

        • Wild Cougar

          That was the type of comment a spambot makes, I used to write a blog so I’m used to seeing them. They are complimentary of the post in a very general way.

    • He really set him up on that front, too, right? Made himself the public moralist, and the judge was like, “I mean, since you wanna do allll that, I’m gonna let the public read these court documents because you’ve positioned yourself as a public moralist.”

      • Lol, I’m wondering whether the judge was black or not.

    • Beauty In Truth

      You stupid!

    • Asiyah

      Is he really a moralist or just playing at one? If you plat at being a moralist you WILL lose.

      • I think the term only applies to people who promote morality…those who live it, but don’t promote it tend to be universally seen as ideal people.

  • But – but – butttttttttt bro! Who are you gonna believe though! Him or you lying ears. This is #rapeculture

  • CrayolaGirl

    Not only Twitter. SMH

    • miss t-lee

      Luckily,I’ve only dealt with those types online, my real life peeps are on the up and up.

  • The “This is a distraction” folks were out in droves on my Facebook timeline. One dude actually said that Bill Cosby was being used as a distraction from a Russian incursion into our air space.

    • miss t-lee

      Good gawd.

    • KB

      Those fake deep types irk the living sh*t out of me.

      • Bruh, I started to respond with “You know the Russians have been doing this forever, right?” but you #facts

    • Nick Peters

      there is a Russian incursion into our air space?

      • Epsilonicus

        They do it pretty frequently

      • The Russians fly bombers and fighters near NATO airspace from time to time. The country in question scrambles fighters and they turn around.

        • RewindingtonMaximus

          Well to be honest, we are on the brink of another cold war arms race. Its really bad and the media won’t emphasize that enough.

          Doesn’t excuse Bill, but there are times when some news stories are way too convenient for the timing of their inclusion to the press.

  • Jerry Ward

    Dirty old ? Please I knew people who knew him when he was just starting out.He would stand out side clubs and on the street in general, and tell women how good they looked and would they like to come back to his place and have sex.Bill Cosby was always like this and when he got famous he thought he was entitled.

    • Nick Peters

      parking lot pimping

  • KB

    I sent this info to my homegirl who defended him as if it were her own brother. I am waiting on her response.

    • Lea Thrace

      I’d bet money you get nothing but crickets…

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