Featured, Pop Culture

Beyonce Announces Pregnancy With The Most Beautiful Sears Portrait Studio Picture Ever

Apparently unsatisfied with Darth Cheeto’s words today on Frederick Douglass (???), Beyonce decided to put the whole entire Black History Month in formation by revealing that she’s pregnant with twins. This, of course, is great news. For the Carters. For the culture. For Black love. And for Beyonce, who’ll now be able to add “I can’t this weekend cause the twins are teething” to her already impressive list of excuses for not accepting Kim Kardashian’s invitations to brunch.

Mostly though, this is great news for the people at the Sears Portrait Studio. Because this beautiful announcement photo was totally, definitely, 100% taken there (nttawwt), and they’ll be super excited about all the new business they’re going to receive this month. Happy Black History Month and Beyonce Is Pregnant Again Day!

Damon Young

Damon Young is the editor-in-chief of VSB. He is also a columnist for GQ.com And he's working on a book of essays to be published by Ecco (HarperCollins). Damon is busy. He lives in Pittsburgh, and he really likes pancakes. Reach him at damon@verysmartbrothas.com. Or don't. Whatever.

  • I AM LOCKED IN!!!!

  • Michelle is my First Lady

    So extra for her to announce it on Feb 1. The start of BHM and approaching super bowl weekend. Remember, this time last year (well, during halftime of the super bowl) she announced her Formation Tour.

    • Ra

      King B always goes the extra mile.

      BIC is going to be a big sis. Love it ?

    • Jennifer

      Well, my savings are in a good place in case she announces a pregnancy world tour on Sunday night.

      • Michelle is my First Lady

        I’m saving for a big move in a few months. If she’s announces a WT, I’m done.

    • grownandsexy2

      I can’t think of a better way to kick off the month. Black history, black babies.

    • Cortlandt Franklin

      SO i guess this means she won’t be popping up during Lady Gaga’s halftime show huh?

      • Michelle is my First Lady

        Who knows, Bey is full of surprises.

  • cyanic

    Hoping one of her children inherits her face.

    • nillalatte

      I hate you for that. *Father forgive me…. *

  • cakes_and_pies

    This belongs on awkwardfamilyphotos.com

  • Damon Young

    Yeah, this aint the place for comments on how Blue Ivy (or any other children) look. If I see anything else like that, it’ll get deleted too.

    • ??????

    • Jennifer

      Not today, Satan.

    • fedup

      Never understood the need to comment on children in that manner. Adults are supposed to be better than that.

      • grownandsexy2

        Supposed being the operative word.

        • Mochasister

          I was going to write that.

      • NonyaB?

        Please don’t tell someone here was that rude. People can be so asinine.

      • Operative word, supposed to. People can get low-key savage on kids.

      • [Insert Creative Name Here]

        Adults voted for orange face dude. Therefore my expectation for adult behavior has been significantly lowered.

        • Nicolejsuazo

          Google is paying 97$ per hour! Work for few hours and have longer with friends & family! !sb130c:
          On tuesday I got a great new Land Rover Range Rover from having earned $8752 this last four weeks.. Its the most-financialy rewarding I’ve had.. It sounds unbelievable but you wont forgive yourself if you don’t check it
          !sb130c:
          ??
          ??;?? http://GoogleFinancialJobsCash420WebVisionGetPay$97Hour ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????::::::!sb130c:….,….

    • miss t-lee

      I clearly missed something.
      But yeah, that’s tacky.

      • MsCee

        Glad I missed it. We shade a lot of mofo’s but we don’t shade the chilluns.

        • miss t-lee

          Basically.

    • Kas loves Jamaican Breakfast

      ??

      • Other_guy13

        Folks been saying it all on FB and IG. I think this was a preemptive strike.

        • Kas loves Jamaican Breakfast

          Seriously? Only kids I bad mouth are my own.

          • Other_guy13

            I read a post were someone said they hope the twins look better than Blue. Someone wrote back “Blue look better than your 36 year old eggs”….I logged off FB

            • Kas loves Jamaican Breakfast

              Welp

            • grownandsexy2

              Probably from someone who can’t have kids.

              • Other_guy13

                Ouch….idk about that but it made me chuckle.

            • Mochasister

              There is nothing wrong with Blue. She’s adorable.

              • Other_guy13

                She really is adorable. And I think as she gets older she gone put some folks to shame. I hope her mama keeping receipts.

          • Jazz G

            Nah, sometimes I bad mouth other people’s kids but never ever about their looks.

    • ChokeOnThisTea

      Da mn right. Nigg as ain’t satisfied unless a kid is half-black or less. Fcuk ’em

    • Jas

      First time today I got a chance to come on VSB…the fact this is the first comment I see under this post is sad. Thought this place was for the grown up people. smh Glad you’re shutting that ish down though.

    • World’s Moistest Jheri Curl

      she took the photo on top a Porsche with planters

    • ms. nylahou

      I think Blue is so cute. Added plus is that she also looks smart, just looking at her expressions.

  • 2017 needed this.

  • Dougie

    Phenomenal photo. I took a family picture in the same room in 1992. I didn’t have front teeth.

  • VanniKay

    Not the Sears Portrait Studio!!! *faints*

  • HouseOfBonnets

    Because you knew we were done talking about cheese it dust in addition to needing something good on the first day of bhm. Damon always coming through https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ba3ccef59d6614072853573a4b236ba2b0777cc67c97e1cb5a6aadde1f83c81f.gif

    • MsSula

      Can we guess the approximate birth date?
      I will be overjoyed if it’s 2 handsome little boys!!

      • HouseOfBonnets

        Same because mine are boys ????

      • grownandsexy2

        Probably July 15

        • MsSula

          Awesome. I am excited.

      • Ra

        I’ll be more overjoyed if they’re two girls, or at least one more girl and a boy.

        I’m bias since I was little asking my ma for more girl siblings.

        • MsSula

          I have the opposite problem. I have an older brother (9 years older) and 3 younger sisters. My family as a whole produces more girls than boys in general so I really am enamored with little boys. When my first nephew was born, we were all ecstatic!

          Yeah, I am a bit biased towards boys. :-)

    • Janelle Doe

      Well Bey too, she knew we needed to counteract that speech and them 17 gifted hands readers
      ;-)

More Like This