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Aw Hell, The BET Awards Came On Again

I've really got to meet more white people so I can do MTV instead.

I remember a few years ago, BET seems to have begun to turn a corner. The Awards show which had long been associated with pure f*ckery and general shame had almost gained a bit of legitimacy.

But with Twitter at its apex, BET decided to have as much ridamndiculousness as possible this year. And you know what that means: Black Twitter almost exploded. Luckily BET always has a gospel segment which is where 90 percent of people check out and go to the bathroom, buy some drugs, or call their mothers.

By the way, as I’m writing this I just heard somebody say that Patti LaBelle’s voice is the most powerful voice on earth. Ain’t that right, boo? #true

Anyway, I had no intention of writing about the BET awards, but since I decided to watch it, I feel compelled because of the amount of f*cksh*t I’ve observed. So allow me to tell you about a little of it…my observations.

Why did Cee-lo put on a porcupine, feather, cap wig and purple shoes…THEN have the nerve to curse while wearing the gayest pastor coat in history?

Marsha Amborsius – bless her heart – has no booty whatsoever. I often wonder if women with no booty go to sleep every night and hope to wake up with a booty. Not even a big ole ass, just something well proportioned to the rest of her body. I’m a formerly Black man (thanks to Cee-lo and his get up I quit the Black race) so the hindparts are necessary to some extent. Marsha does have nice legs though with her spray on tan.

What the f*ck was up with everybody singing off key? It’s like everybody forgot to do a sound check AND the sound engineer quit right before the show over money. Alicia Keys sounded a little more of husky voice than usual AND was off key. Basically she sounded like The-Dream if he were to ever hit puberty.

Speaking of WTFness, what was up with all the profanity during the show? Aren’t they supposed to do the clean versions of songs? And if you’re going to do that for a Black awards show, you need a 30 second delay, not a 2 second delay like they were using. I feel like my TV cursed me out. And I didn’t like it. Stop it, television. I bought you TAKE THE FADE N*GGA!!!! TAKE THE FADE!!!!

I love how Chris Brown made a joke at his own expense. I really think that Chris Brown can totally redeem his career if he keeps on putting out dope music (which he’s been doing) and learns to enjoy life and laugh at himself and stays far and far away from all forms of social networking that don’t require him to run his words through at least 2 PR reps and a white woman.

Ain’t gonna lie to you, I’d marry Patti LaBelle right now. Jill Scott too. Oh and by the way since we’re talking about necks (we are now), can somebody find Gladys Knight’s neck? Did a Pip take it?

I don’t know if you all know how much I hate Kelly Rowland’s song “Motivation”. But I do. A lot. I think she sounds like pure D sh*t singing on it. And yet, her live rendition was…well, dope. She gave one of the better vocal performances that I’d seen during the night. Amazing. I’d totally bang her out.

Johnny Gill. Stop it.

Steve Harvey, for all of the non-sense we attribute to him really is worthy of getting an award for being a humanitarian. He hasn’t personally made my life any better but I’m sure somebody’s gotten further along because of him. And dude really does care about family values and manhood. It’s why he’s keeping so many women single…so he can focus on the men. <—-its like I just praised him AND threw him under the bus at the exact same time. Panama? Stop it.

I don’t care what anybody says, Rick Ross looked like he lost 738 pounds with that white Louis Vuitton suit he had on. I could barely see him. He was like a sliver of his former self. Wait…what?

The Nicki Minaj and Justin Beiber exchange was about as awkward and inappropriate as you can get at an awards show before somebody calls the police. Between that and Lil Wayne et al. bringing out a bunch of 12 year olds while singing, “…I wish I could f*ck every girl in the world…” last year (or a few years ago whenever), the entire Young Money camp needs to be on somebody’s watchlist. Not like a terrorist list, but a list nonetheless.

That poor Viewer’s Choice winner announcer, I won’t even add her name here…man she f*cked up so royally. Like, there are f*ckups but then there are f*ckups like she had. Thing is I couldn’t even tell who’s fault it was. I think I’ll just blame BET, because well, anytime BET is a possible culprit, it’s BET’s fault. Thing is…after she f*cked up and knew she f*cked up…she should have said something like, “go f*ck  yourself San Diego”, “Dip Set b*tch” or “Suck it” then threw the mic on the ground and walked off. You know you’ve done bad when even Drake won’t hug you and sing you a song about his insecurities.

This Beyonce performance sh*t was SUCH a copout but genius marketing move on her part. She doesn’t have to do anything but add an extra camera to her set to stream back to the BET awards. All it cost her was a “what’s up BET” shoutout. Oh well, that’s why BET stays losing. That and because Debra Lee buys her dresses from Lowe’s. Add to the fact that this was CLEARLY not live since ya know, its like 4am in London town when that aired.

Speaking of Beyonce, and I feel like we mentioned this here before…she might be the hottest celebrity that I have no desire ever to want to see naked. I’d be much more inclined to see Kelly in the buff with her legs reaching for the sky than Beyonce. She has like zero sex appeal to me. That is odd, like a Lil Wayne outfit. By the way Wayne, Andre 3000 called, he asked if you’d stop stealing his 1998 steez and be original.

I think that’s enough for now…sound off. I know you watched the Awards….good, bad, ugly?

What were your observations?

Talk to me.

-VSB P aka THE ARSONIST aka BLACKASAURUS JONES aka GIIIIIIIIIIRL HE A 3

 

 

 

 

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Damon Young

Panama Jackson is pretty fly for a light guy. When he's not saving humanity with his words or making music with his mouth, you can find him at your mama's mama's house drinking her fine liquors. He believes the children are our future and is waiting to find out if he is the 2nd most interesting man in the world.

  • http://www.awesomelyluvvie.com Luvvie

    Shirley Caesar had on a gahtdamb CAPE on her quincenera dress. I couldn’t handle it.

    Bey’s performance was from HOURS before the show. It’s been on youtube for hours. They are sooo bootleg.

    I’ll be back w/ more. I need to write my BET Awards blogpost recap.

    • tezzybaby

      Yes! @ shirley caesar’s dress, I was like forreal forreal, we doing it straight up disney style

    • http://www.testorshia.blogspot.com Tes

      *cues “Bibbidy Boppity Boo”*

      If that wasn’t the most fairy godmother looking thing I’d ever seen…

      • http://twitter.com/SmartFoxGirl SmartFoxGirl

        fairy GRANDmother lol

    • Yoles

      now why it gotta be a quinceañera dress… why you gotta bring my people and our traditions in this melee?? that was shirley’s prom dress or first communion, or baby christening, or second, third or fourth wedding, cotillion, greek formal etc… but not una quinceañera no ma’am

      • http://twitter.com/#!/NewYork2VA NY2VA

        Pastor Caesar was going to a quinceanera afterward. I asked around on FB and all my friends agreed.

    • 05girl

      No lie, she borrowed that dress from Princess Fiona

      • Around the Way Girl

        Lol that’s what I said…”she looks like she should be locked up in a tower somewhere.”

    • Deeds

      She was def. looking like Glenda the Good Witch.

      • http://www.thelowerfrequency.com TheMostInterestingManInTheWorld

        absoulutely… it was like Glenda the Good Witch meets the Toothfairy…

        But anyone notice how old-school black singers can sing without opening their mouths… it’s like, hum singing, but it’s totally on key – it’s really amazing actually.

        How bout Cherrelle and Alexander O’neal tho? Felt like I was watching my drunk aunt and uncle go ham at The Shadow Nightclub in NYC…

        • Cris Until I Find a Clever Name

          Cherrelle & Alexander O’Neal reminded me of those awful singers “Cephus and Reesie” from In Living Color

          Jesus be a fence AND a Slomin’s Shield!

        • http://globetracer.wordpress.com She Traces

          HAHA! The Shadow, I’ve always wanted to go there when I used to hear the commercials on WBLS after hours…I never did make it there as an adult.

      • Larenee

        I’m still waiting on my damn wish for more wishes to come true, doe

    • JanuaryBabe

      “Shirley Caesar had on a gahtdamb CAPE on her quincenera dress. I couldn’t handle it.”

      LOL! I thought Shirley Ceasar had on an effin Blue Wedding Dress! Jes turrrrble!

    • http://tastethethoughts.webs.com tastythoughts

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA she sure fuckin did….lmao at the descrption DEAD

  • Andi

    Didn’t see it. Ah well.

    *goes home*

    • tgtaggie

      I didn’t see it either. But the way its sounds, we were lucky. lol.

      • Andi

        lol! I would have liked to have seen that Tiffany girl screw up live, but I’ll settle for youtube. #schadenfreude

        • Yoles

          i never watch it but i like to read people’s assessments of the show…

          • Andi

            I feel you, but part of me feels anxious being out of the loop. Like everyone’s laughin’ and cosignin’ and I’m that annoying person asking folks what’s happening.

            • Yoles

              i make comments on comments and i didn’t see shyt… i wrote about shirley’s dress just hearing about it… jump in the water’s fine.. make it do what it do and all that..

            • WIP

              It’ll be on again; probably tonight.

            • WayUPThere

              “I feel you, but part of me feels anxious being out of the loop. Like everyone’s laughin’ and cosignin’ and I’m that annoying person asking folks what’s happening.”

              This was me last night on fbook and no one had any direction. :-( Yeah, it’ll be on again, but I feel like if BET has any sense, they’ll get rid of that segment. Then again, it’s BET….

        • Lizzy

          That poor girl Tiffany. They said after the show that it was BET’s own fault, she read the right name (Chris Brown), then the teleprompter said Rihanna, and then Drake came out. I’m actually surprised that BET would admit they screwed up instead of just letting little Tiff take the L.

          Also, speaking of technical difficulties, it wasn’t that all the artists were cursing (as Panama suggested) it’s just that BET goes censor happy ever year with preemptive strikes. Which makes for really awkward and annoying performances.

          • http://twitter.com/itztrizz617 herbetteroption

            i watched smidgets of the show and one part happened to be DJ Khaled n Drake doin “I’m on One” (is “im on one” like the new black ppls saying for winning btw) and they censored half drakes verse…its like do the radio version or dont do it at all, i feel like im in Pootie Tang jamming to no sound

          • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

            i dont know…all the arists were cursing but its like BET couldn’t keep up with them. so they kept missing stuff and then just bleeping out damn near entire performances. lol. why not just tell the folks DON’T CURSE.

      • AfroPetite

        ditto…looks like I didn’t miss out on anything

        • Andi

          Now I feel like less of a fogey for missing it. Thanks guys :)

          • Qozmic

            You were just watching the season premiere of TRUE BLOOD …like I was weren’t you?

            (I will admit, I dvr’d the BET jaint… probably watch it tonight)

            But Andi, if you have XFINITY, you can probably OnDemand that piece… if not.. Get it now…

        • ProfessorCourt

          Yea I also didnt watch it or care to watch it. But I feel like I did from seeing everyones fb and twitter updates every second all about the show….

        • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

          i dont know…you did…but you didn’t. its weird.

    • bumilla

      you ain’t missing nothing, lil one. home is where the heart is. :)

      • Andi

        Bumilla I’ve missed you! :D

    • CurlyTop

      I vowed never to watch another BET award show from the age of 13 own. I wish for my demise to be a the hands of a more skillful demon than that know as BET.

      • Andi

        It its like committing suicide be digging a dull spoon into your head.

      • Qozmic

        I love that turn of phrase “I wish for my demise to be at the hands of a more skillful demon than…”

        I’m totally stealin that.

    • Imperfect

      If you’re on Twitter or Facebook, you didn’t need to see it. I don’t know people waste money on cable…I get a play-by-play on every major TV event for free.
      …and I don’t even have a TV

  • Maximillian

    I observed Free’s ass at the aftershow. That’s all I needed…

    • B_Keps

      “I often wonder if women with no booty go to sleep every night and hope to wake up with a booty.” We do.

      • ShardeMarie

        Yes we do…lol

        • csoulscribe

          It’s true.

      • Mo-VSS

        Girl just like itty bitty t*tty women want some boobs. Like just a little. Some cleavage without the aid of entire rolls of tape and chicken cutlets and sh*t.

        • Maximillian

          Chicken cutlets?

          Additional Humans Requested, because if I run into a lady smelling like KFC a little too strong…

          • niksmit

            It’s just a term for external silicone enhancements. No feathered friends in the bras.

            • Maximillian

              OHHHHHH ok. Thank you for clearing that up for me… *Human Request Recalled*

            • http://iamyourpeople.com I Am Your People

              Shoutout to Free’s azz though, I’m jealous http://twitpic.com/5hhhvv *drinks protein shakes and does squats*

              • Yoles

                sweet coffee with cream baby jesus

              • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5FR1LGsT7E TheAnti-Cool

                Well hot damn…That onion has sent me to go cry in a corner.

              • Maximillian

                Look at that… like something edible wrapped in foil…

                ok let me go take a cold shower before i go to bed…

              • tezzybaby

                Yes even my Mom was like..”Daaaaaang…..”

              • Lina

                My oh my

              • Todd

                Wow…that’s serious. *sigh* Well, I think it’s time for some better living through chemistry back there, my ladies. LOL

              • Yaadgyrl

                Wow….I have no words…

              • Nell

                I’m mad at the chicks on Twitter who thought they could compete with Free’s azz. Posting pics of themselve and stuff, only to get e-murdered. LOL!

              • http://www.todisspits.blogspot.com MicTheMessenger

                http://twitpic.com/5hhhvv

                ^^^^^Great way to start the work week

              • http://hiphopheadsince1988.blogspot.com The Human Spider

                Mind = Blown
                Eyes = Missing
                Mouth = Open
                Jaw = Dropped

                Now if y’all excuse me, I have to make an appointment to see a doctor for Facial Reconstruction surgery…

              • CurlyTop

                I think I’m assmatized.

              • Imperfect

                I honestly don’t know if I’m disgusted or amazed by Free’s ass…but her super flat stomach…I’m jealous

              • Mr. Gundam

                Wow….

                Thank you camera man for the reminding me why I stop watching 106&Park after Free and AJ left.

                Good Monday

              • Kema

                ok… that pic makes me wanna rededicate myself to working out. Brazil butt lift FTW!

        • ShardeMarie

          That actually happened though. I went to sleep the summer I turned 16 and went from an A to a D. lol

          • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

            from an A to a D…where a failure in class would be a success in life. #winning

      • bumilla

        *nods and shakes fists at the misplacement of my fat cells*

    • tezzybaby

      Free has gained a lot of weight, but I was entranced by her butt as well, it was like Kapow!

      • tezzybaby

        Yes and she looks great, I think she is 46 and she still looks very young although I have seen some pics where she looks all of those 46 yrs

      • leelee

        she has gained a lot of wait. She’s two mcChickens away from a problem

        • WIP

          doesn’t sound like it…

          • miss t-lee

            Definitely not a problem…LOL

    • http://www.testorshia.blogspot.com Tes

      I swear…dat ass doe…

    • http://thatswhatgemsaid.wordpress.com Gem Jones

      I observed Free’s ass at the aftershow. That’s all I needed…

      i believe the world is now a better place because of camera shots of Free’s a$s and Patti’s singing #allisright

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

      that was one of the most poignant and meritorious displays of donkness we’ve seen in a long long time. good lawd.

      why aint free got a man. all she talks about on PGC is being single etc. or maybe i’m making that up.

      cant even lie folks…its too much for me but i can appreciate it.

    • B-more David

      That a$$ was so powerful, it had 3 or 4 other smaller a$$e$ rotating around it. Mercy, THANK YA Chesus!

      • Cris Until I Find a Clever Name

        the BEST ^^^ comment I’ve heard so far regarding Free’s A$$sets!

  • B_Keps

    BET is why we as a people can’t have nice things. *drops mic*

    • Yoles

      +me and i didn’t even watch the show but since i’m sporadically psychic i know the show wasn’t shyt

    • bumilla

      #THIS.

      literally my exact comment after i turned it off and kept reading nonsense on my timeline.

    • AfroPetite

      THIS! I’ve been praying for the demise of BET for the longest time, I know God hears me….I know he do

    • http://twitter.com/itztrizz617 herbetteroption

      As bad as BET is…Viacom is not gonna risk the backlash of taking it off the air…last thing they want is Jesse and Al outside they office acting like black ppl are at a loss with no BET

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

      you think so? i actually think that its more like…ninjas with nice things just dont know how to make BET awards shows NOT be ghetto. something along those lines. we produce the show…we could make it dope…i think we just ignant.

      • http://www.happysnappynappy.blogspot.com Roz B

        It’s more just being cot-damn lazy than ignant. It seemed like the show was a smash-up of everybody that did crazy tabloid ish and got called out on all the gossip sites (you know the ones I am talking about). Debra Lee needs to be slapped in her temple for just slapping together all the random bufoonery that is heaped on the show.

        And somebody get Alexander O’Neal some teeth from Affordable Dentures or something! How you gonna honor this man by having him on the show and won’t at least spring for some decent chiclets?

  • FreakTheDreak

    Lost in a land of cablelessness.

    Will be live-tweeting the replay like it’s live

    Judge if you must.

    • http://twitter.com/itztrizz617 herbetteroption

      Live tweeting FTW

  • Mo-VSS

    Kevin Hart’s jokes–A+, he was on point

    Marsha Ambrious (or however you spell it) sounded like a middle aged British white woman when she opened her mouth for the speaking voice. Singing voice, yes…speaking, no.

    Chris Brown, dare I say, I loved him. I did. Didn’t like those pants though. Like at all.

    I’m not a Bey stan…so I’ll just leave her alone.

    Loved the opening with K. Hart. Some Iotas probably helped him cuz they are the only ones who go hard cuz, well, they’re not a legitimate frat so they have to. LMAO.

    And speaking of ass Free’s ass seemed to have it’s own zip code…ridiculous

    • SororSalsa

      “Some Iotas probably helped him cuz they are the only ones who go hard cuz, well, they’re not a legitimate frat so they have to. LMAO.”

      Iota = I Outgha Pledge a Real Fraternity. SMH.

    • http://twitter.com/HumanSpiderACNJ The Human Spider

      Kevin Hart’s jokes–A+, he was on point

      Co-Sign.

      Marsha Ambrious (or however you spell it) sounded like a middle aged British white woman when she opened her mouth for the speaking voice. Singing voice, yes…speaking, no.

      That’s cause Miss Marsha Ambrosius is British. I don’t think she sounds THAT bad, but then again, the number of times I heard her speak were few and far in-between.

      Chris Brown, dare I say, I loved him. I did. Didn’t like those pants though. Like at all.

      I believe his pants carried the heads of his previous Rihanna rebounds.

      Too soon?

      • Straight Winery

        “I believe his pants carried the heads of his previous Rihanna rebounds.”

        LMAO…all of his wardrobe changes slayed me. Especially his dickies onesie

  • noisaidiLIKEDu

    Ummmmm am I the only one who noticed Free’s hair?? She looked like she got her wig from Value Beauty on the clearance shelf. I’m just saying.

    • Maximillian

      “Ummmmm am I the only one who noticed Free’s hair??”

      Yes…

    • ShardeMarie

      Her ass was all that mattered.

      • Todd

        And the people of the Lord said…AMEN!

    • WIP

      I just looked up a pic because everyone is talking about her butt; the one I found said she was looking a hot mess (in the caption). Her dress was not wassup. Big a$$ trumps everything again.

      • WIP

        I saw the wrong pic, yep, she got the a$$ game on lock. The hair wasn’t popping but I don’t think it mattered.

        • StillSuga

          Not at all…*shaking my fist in anger at the a$$ unfairness*

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

      the world noticed her hair…until we got the sideview…then her hair was an afterthought. there was a reason “freesa**” was the number 1 trending topic…IN THE WORLD LAST NIGHT

      • miss t-lee

        Yeah bad wig aside, nobody was talking about her hair…LOL

    • http://www.happysnappynappy.blogspot.com Roz B

      She could’ve had on Aunt Esther’s wig tilted to the side like a hat and no one would have noticed after they saw her butt.

      *Shaking my fists at the A$$ Gods!* So unfair!

  • http://www.testorshia.blogspot.com Tes

    *ahem* :D

    1) I’m tired of seeing Beyonce’s vulva. I don’t recall ever seeing her perform in pants.
    2) Tiffany Green – v. The action of making multiple mistakes in a 5 to 15 second window.
    3) Aubrey Drake Graham. Lord, I’d marry him. Hell, I’d pull a Chrissy with no shame.
    4) The censor button guy must’ve not known one lyric.
    5) Speakin of censored, how’d they miss every curse word the entire show, but can’t censor Ross’ t*tties?
    6) Ms. Patti is everything.
    7) Chris Brown, Rick Ross, and DJ Khaled featuring the BET Awards.
    8) Trey Songz ripping that shirt off five seconds in. Really sir? Really? Beige Greyhound.
    9) Kelly getting her inner Janet out. Bout damn time.
    10) Kevin Hart: Shortest host ever?

    • tezzybaby

      Yes I rolled my eyes so hard when he ripped off his shirt…I know I may be alone but him find him soooo unsexy, he makes my eye twitch

      • Mo-VSS

        +1

      • http://www.testorshia.blogspot.com Tes

        Don’t get me wrong, I think Trey has so much potential…but he can reach that by keepin his shirt on. Not all of his fans are sexually frustrated or teeny boppers; we enjoy the music and a little bit of mystery.

        • NikiPowell

          co-sign this one!

      • hehe

        so unsexy

      • Andi

        He looks like a lesbian.

        • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5FR1LGsT7E TheAnti-Cool

          D.E.A.D.

          That like dyck.

        • Imperfect

          I cackled!
          And I loves me some Trey! LOVES. (But I’ll admit his superstar-dom, “Wonder Woman” and voice are about 75% of why he’d get it)

        • Around the Way Girl

          LOL I’m stealing this.

      • http://twitter.com/SmartFoxGirl SmartFoxGirl

        I never thought he was attractive. I just don’t see it. His face is wound too tight.

      • Around the Way Girl

        “I know I may be alone but him find him soooo unsexy, he makes my eye twitch”

        You are not alone.

    • ShardeMarie

      Trey and his little pebbles kill me. That bird chested boy needs to start drinking some protein shakes or something.

      • http://www.testorshia.blogspot.com Tes

        He eats all the time though! Every Ustream he’s ever done he’s had a meal or two during it. I’ont unnastan his birdchestedness :\

        • ShardeMarie

          I swear I just want to give him and Wiz a stick of butter and some ham hocks. Bulk up negroes.

          • CurlyTop

            Lol @ “Bulk up negroes”
            Regardless…
            I LOVES ME SOME Wiz Khalifa. I mean,he is probably my weight,but I find him attractive.

            • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5FR1LGsT7E TheAnti-Cool

              Really?! Wiz just looks like he needs a flea bath and a meatball sammich. In that order.

              • CurlyTop

                The flea bath because of that Amber Rose chic (and the number to Planned Parenthood-prior to the funding cuts).

              • http://twitter.com/SmartFoxGirl SmartFoxGirl

                LOL Wiz is on that crack & weed diet. Trust. Drugs for breakfast, lunch and dinner

        • WayUPThere

          “He eats all the time though! Every Ustream he’s ever done he’s had a meal or two during it. I’ont unnastan his birdchestedness :\”

          Eating a lot and not gaining weight = very high metabolism. To gain weight a guy like him should eat bigger meals, but less often.

      • Deeds

        Well seeing Trey’s chest was alot better than seeing Rick Ross with his shirt all open and chest on display.

      • http://www.happysnappynappy.blogspot.com Roz B

        I can’t see a little tiny man with bits of taco meat on his chest appealing at all. Maybe that’s why they stay tatted or oiled up.

    • Bunny

      OOOHhhhhHhhhhHHH! you just gave me…everything with this list. especially #5. His breasts. sigh.

    • Yoles

      i don’t know about the rest of the items on your list but lord #1…. please B put on some clothes… what’s with the baby snap crotch onesie style outfits?!?!? and it seems like she has been rocking them for years now… i.can’t.

      • http://www.testorshia.blogspot.com Tes

        Maybe she’s gettin ready for old age?

      • WIP

        Ya, she is killing me with the b00ty shorts. I’m a fan, but, we get it B. You got good legs. We’ve seen everything and then some. Put some pants on.

    • http://www.testorshia.blogspot.com Tes

      11) I’m mad how the one time Kanye wins an award he ain’t nowhere to be found. From now on he can’t say he ain’t win nothing; anytime he does, somebody offer him one of these \_

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5FR1LGsT7E TheAnti-Cool

      Your list hath slain me, dear lady.

      But I will still fight you for Drake. I don’t wanna marry him though. Maybe we can come to some sort of mutual arrangement…

      • http://www.testorshia.blogspot.com Tes

        You can have him first, and I’ll have him last? Otherwise, #no deal.

        • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5FR1LGsT7E TheAnti-Cool

          Are you sure about that?…Once you go TAC, you never go back. ;)

          • http://www.testorshia.blogspot.com Tes
            • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5FR1LGsT7E TheAnti-Cool

              I see that and raise you…

              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Va1Y6uAgNJY

              :D

              • http://www.testorshia.blogspot.com Tes

                Tooshey madame…
                Tell you what, I’ll take him for all the Jewish holidays/festivals, and you can have him the rest of the time. Deal? :D

                • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5FR1LGsT7E TheAnti-Cool

                  (shakes on it)

                  Deal. Now which one of us is gonna tell Drake?

                  • http://www.testorshia.blogspot.com Tes

                    Well considering that I’ll be spending the most time with him, you go on and tell him :)

                    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5FR1LGsT7E TheAnti-Cool

                      I feel like I’ve been tricked…

                    • http://www.testorshia.blogspot.com Tes

                      ;) Gotta be on it AC. lol

      • CurlyTop

        *gag* Drake look odd. Something about his face is just strange. Its like God was trying to put his face together and the Devil found him half-way complete and rearranged everything. Dude look scary.
        #nodisrespect

        • Yoles

          i agree… he looks like he has trisomy 21 lite if that is possible…
          -OR-
          fetal alcohol syndrome lite beer version if that’s possible

          all that to say.. something aint right with that boy about the face

          full.stop

          • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5FR1LGsT7E TheAnti-Cool

            Not you too e-sis… :(

          • Phidelity15

            #Dead at fetal alcohol syndrome. I always thought he was three tall person strides away from down syndrome…but that fits too lol

          • OutrageousFlair

            RIGHT!…I’ve been saying for YEARS now that Drake looks like he has FAS!…everyone thinks it’s f-ed up, but let’s be real, his eyes have that FAS slant

            That being said, no haircut and no shave are not helping his cause!

          • http://babynoname.wordpress.com bre

            yes! he looks like his parents are cousins!

          • hehe

            Rofl!! I agree

        • Mo-VSS

          Someone once commented that Drake looks like an early human. I’d have to agree.

          • http://www.todisspits.blogspot.com MicTheMessenger

            I dun seen glory.

          • miss t-lee

            “Someone once commented that Drake looks like an early human. I’d have to agree.”

            CTFU!!!!! I literally just snorted at my desk. I hate YOU!!!! :)

        • Andi

          LOLOLOLOL!

          He does look like he has an extra chromosome…..

          • http://panamaenrique.wordpress.com SmartRedPandaBoy

            I’ve been saying for the longest he looks like the missing link.

            • JanuaryBabe

              “To all of the above about Drake”

              dead /: @ FAS!

              LAUGHINGMYAZZOFF.COM!

        • Yaadgyrl

          Agreed. I’ve always said Drake looks like he’s missing a chromosome… I can listen to him but I can’t look @ him…

    • leelee

      the censor button guy will be in the unemployment line tomorrow. Did not give 3/4ths of a funk

    • theeclectic

      i always look at Trey’s chest and imagine thats a recipe for bourbon chicken on his chest…

      or the coordinates for Tupac’s hideaway…

      let me stop

      • SororSalsa

        This.

      • sunshyne84

        C+D reader eh?

      • http://www.wildcougarconfessions.com Wild Cougar

        Bwahahaha! Kilt!

      • miss t-lee

        “i always look at Trey’s chest and imagine thats a recipe for bourbon chicken on his chest…”

        One of the bloggers I read, once referred to it as the recipe for chicken kiev.
        I bout died. LMAO!

    • MsEmBee

      5) Speakin of censored, how’d they miss every curse word the entire show, but can’t censor Ross’ t*tties?

      Um…yeah. i wanted to throw some Mardi Gras beads at his a$$…I felt like I was watchin bad pron for like 30 seconds…lol

    • Yaadgyrl

      Tes….I can’t stand you this early in the morning. I’m barely awake and you had to go and kill me dead….

    • simplysope

      @Tes

      #cosign the hell outta #3 & #8. I really had to quit Trey Songz doe, after I found out what the unedited version of ‘Love Faces’ was, all I could think was, “What happens if I get raptured listening to this song?” I don’t love him enough to risk alladat.

  • http://iamyourpeople.com I Am Your People

    I didn’t watch the EBT Awards, and I am salty in general at tape delayed award shows since I miss all the fun on Twitter (to my knowledge, only the Oscars and Golden Globes are live nationwide) Anyway though, I don’t have a f*ck to give about any of the nominees, I mean Racks on Racks? JCole is STILL a new artist? Boo. I’m just mad I missed Shirley Caesar.

    • Maximillian

      You know, I could have gone the rest of time which they say is like the next 18 months without hearing racks on racks on racks and I would have been ok…

      • Yoles

        i’ve never even heard of racks on racks on racks but the way you two are speaking of it, i am not missing a single thing

        • http://www.wildcougarconfessions.com Wild Cougar

          Dumbest. Song. Ever. It’s existence passes me off. The world loses IQ points everytime its played.

          • http://twitter.com/SmartFoxGirl SmartFoxGirl

            My thoughts exactly. I can’t believe someone signed him.

          • Caballeroso

            I used to jam to that song until I made the mistake of looking up the lyrics. Cosign: Dumbest. Sh*t. Ever!

      • Bunny

        I won’t lie. When I heard “Racks on racks and so on..” I thought he was saying rats on rats on rats…. Confused doesn’t even describe my thoughts when I heard it.

        • Kema

          Hah! I thought it said Resur-Resur-rect. Dont ask!

          • tezzybaby

            Oh so he’s not saying Resurrect, I was getting my church on everytime they played that song….

    • WIP

      I actually have a dance for “Racks” and I enjoy that song more than I should. I only know the chorus.

      • Caballeroso

        Keep it that way and you’ll be ok. DO NOT discover the lyrics…you’ll hate yourself for having enjoyed the song.

  • http://thatswhatgemsaid.wordpress.com Gem Jones

    thanks to the BET awards i did my first bid in twitter jail. but up until then i was tweeting like a champ about the foolery, ratchetry, dumbassedtry that is (forever and always) the BET awards.

    Kevin Hart was the best part about the show. that Real Husbands of Hollywood was pure GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nick Canon AND Bobby Brown!?!?! with a cameo from Tami??? can we get an online donation center set up to take care of production costs to get that show on the air?!?!?! im sayin doe….

    2nd best thing about the BET awards?? Free’s a$s shots during the post-show coverage. i shed a #thugtear thinking about how much i want just 1/4 of that a$s.

    • Mo-VSS

      YAS lawd, Real Househusbands of Hollywood was too f-king funny! They should do that sh*t for real cuz I’d watch…make it a fake reality show with that cast….hilarious

      • http://iamyourpeople.com I Am Your People

        The funny thing is there really was a show like that (don’t remember the title) but Ron Ron from A Different World is with (not married to) Tempestt Bledsoe. She was out working…? (this was before she was on Clean House) while he stayed home with his kids. Not their kids, his kids.

        • http://thatswhatgemsaid.wordpress.com Gem Jones

          Househusbands of Hollywood (made up of a bunch of husbands no one knows except “Ron Johnson” of wives who know one knows except “Vanessa Huxtable”) couldnt even hold a candle to the type of show Real Husbands of Hollywood would be.

        • WIP

          Yes, all the episodes were on Hulu I think

        • Lurker In Transition

          I thought I was the only person who watched that show.

    • NinaFontaine

      Co-Sign ALL OF THIS!

    • Tx10inch

      Kevin Hart was the best part about the show. that Real Husbands of Hollywood was pure GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      Cosign. That was hella funny…

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

      yo, the real househusbands of hollywood sh*t was HILARIOUS. Bobby Brown was killin’ em.

      i’d watch the hell out of that show.

      and nick cannon clowning himself? priceless. i appreciate when celebs can actually clown themselves.

      • Tx10inch

        Yeah, Nick gets a pass from me now for being such a lame…..Always good when you can laugh at yourself.

    • Around the Way Girl

      The concept of Twitter jail tickles me. What exactly is Twitter jail and how does one end up there?

      • niksmit

        You get your account frozen for too many tweets in a short time period. Then you’re in “Twitter jail.”

        • Around the Way Girl

          Ah I see lol thanks