“Morning, Church. I’ve Been Fucking Everyone. Oh, And I Have AIDS.” = Worst. Sermon. Ever.

Reason #26363 you can never trust a Black man named Juan.

I’m Someone’s Husband? Me? Really?

Damon's latest at EBONY on the word "husband" and how he doesn't quite feel like one -- at least the movie version of one -- yet.

VSB Contributor Tunde Akinyeke Named On List Of Black Dudes In STEM And Shit

You might remember Kyla McMullen's original list of 73 sexy sistas in science, which won points for ...

Key & Peele Take The Blackness Challenge With VSB

This week features part two of the Blackness Challenge, a clip that prominently features Kool-Aid, Black church ladies, semantics, and "motherfucking shark movies."

Why This Seagram’s Gin With A Complimentary Du-Rag Is The Blackest Thing We’ve Ever Seen This Week

Regardless of who you are, if you willingly purchase and consume a bottle of Seagram's gin, you have become Dolemite

REMINISCE | Saturday, October 4th

Oooooooooooooooh, on the R&B tip!

VSB Meets Key & Peele

Naturally, when Damon & Panama and Key & Peele happened to be in the same room, hilarity ensued.

Why Charlo Greene Quitting Her Job On Air Is The Blackest Thing We’ve Ever Seen This Week

She's effectively quitting her job to smoke weed everyday, when normal behavior is to smoke weed everyday AFTER you quit your job. This subversive paradigm shifting is very Black

Paul George Got On Twitter This Morning. He Shouldn’t Have.

Paul George decided to share his thoughts on the Ray Rice situation. You know how this ends.

Defending Ray Rice Is Just The Same As Defending George Zimmerman

Damon's latest for EBONY on the similarities between Ray Rice defenders and the people defending George Zimmerman and Darren Wilson

VSB Roundtable: The Blackest Thing You’ve Ever Seen

VSB discusses the Blackest things they've ever seen. Peak Blackness ensues.

REMINISCE – Saturday, September 6 | Washington, DC

Once again it's on! RSVP for free entry and come out to REMINISCE on Saturday, September 6th!

Proof That God Really Does Exist: Carlton Banks Is On Dancing With The Stars

Although I belong to a church, I wouldn't call myself a "church person." Still, I do believe in ...