I (obviously) created the list, so the list is (obviously) right. Still, feel free to disagree.
Go to Facebook. Write and publish a status message telling all of your friends -- who are already on Facebook, obviously -- that you just discovered a great new website called "Facebook."
I refuse to believe this is happening
The thinkpiece -- when a writer articulates a smart-sounding angle on either a topic everyone is talking about or a topic no one has ever talked about -- only ranks behind "the bottomless mimosa" and "Melissa Harris-Perry" when listing inventions most crucial to Bougie Black life
While I know what I've learned and what I've been told, I wonder what being a "man" actually means
There are people who actually do believe making extended eye contact with a gay person will somehow turn them gay too, like gays have the vampire worms from The Strain shooting from their eyelids
With each episode of Scandal, Jake Ballard is discovering new levels of the friend zone. Levels we didn't know were possible to exist. Levels that disrupt our understanding of the friend zone, and force us to reassess our concepts of time, space, dimensions, and cunnilingus
It's called Black-ish, but it could very easily be called Everyone Hates My Wife And Kids After Dad Got A Promotion. What has been marketed and reviewed as subversive and politically incorrect looks and feels like a 26-minute-long "urban" IKEA spot
We're all shit collectors. Some of us collect more shit, some collect less. But we all collect shit. And a sizable percentage of the shit we collect has passed its point of usefulness
Some Black people just don't get any love from other Black people. Here's 10 who should.
We (collectively) believe in Black Love. Or, want to believe, rather. But we (collectively) don't seem to like each other very much.
Although Bougie Black People love The Roots, this love pales in comparison to the adoration they feel for Questlove, who's joined 2008 Obama, 1959 Sidney Poiter, and 1852 Frederick Douglass as the only men to have a 100% Bougie Black approval rating.
Is it possible for anyone to be more unlikable than Yung Berg? We'll see.
Although I feel (relatively) young and think I look (relatively) young, I'm closer to 50 than I am to 18. Perhaps the Jordans are a sign of a mid-life crisis